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Last season on GREEK...
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I will now open up the floor
for presidential nominations.
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I nominate Trip Sutcliffe.
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I would like to nominate
Calvin Owens.
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- Me?
- We wanted to give them the beach house.
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Which we will use as the greatest
revenge KT has ever known.
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I'm shutting this party down.
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It's your place.
I need to see your IDs.
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Cap, come on, man. We could
lose our house, for real.
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Well, that's not what we intended,
but it seems fitting.
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- Hope he doesn't screw this up.
- Can't get much worse.
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- All right, guys, we're good here.
- What the hell did you do?
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- I handled it.
- You got my vote, Owens.
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- Phase four is complete.
- May I congratulate
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the future president of Omega Chi.
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- I'm Faith Flowers.
- Faith Flowers is a trend forecaster.
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Companies pay her to tell them
what the latest trends are.
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I'm graduating from
CRU in about a month,
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and I would love
to do what you do.
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Or learn from you, or, um,
get you coffee. What do you say?
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I got a job.
I'm going to New York!
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I'm not the good guy.
I let my pride get in the way.
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I don't wanna lose you.
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I can accept you
just the way you are.
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What about graduation in May?
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We'll worry about that in May.
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- I can't.
- You've got a boyfriend.
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- Haven't you?
- I got into law school in Washington.
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- That's great.
- Are you leaving me behind?
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- No... - If you don't have more
faith in us than that,
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then we should break up right now.
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Cappie, please, Cappie...
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Please!
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Graduating from college
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is certainly an accomplishment
you should savor.
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Don't lose the significance
of this day as you begin
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to turn your focus
toward that next horizon.
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Even now...
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My new boss is so cool.
Oh, my God, I have a real boss.
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And she texts me, with x's and o's.
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I can't believe we're graduating.
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- It's like a dream.
- We're so grown-up!
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Jinx! You owe me a Coke!
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Sh!
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Hey.
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...high school, and now college.
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Some of you will be
starting entry-level jobs,
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which could blossom
into lifelong careers.
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I can't find Casey. They all look
the same in those stupid hats.
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There's Evan. And Grant.
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And flirty straight
guy from last year!
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I didn't know he was a senior.
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- Uh, flirty straight guy?
- Oh... I meant ugly stupid guy.
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There's Casey. I could spot those
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blonde locks in the middle
of a Swedish flea market.
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- Whoo!
- Guys, do you mind?
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Love you, Casey! Love you!
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I'm trying to watch
my boyfriend graduate.
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You've learned a lot in your
time here at Cyprus-Rhodes,
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one would hope. Just a reminder,
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there are no refunds.
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I thought it was funny.
But there's one more thing
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I'd like to leave you with today.
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A wise person once said
that the grand essentials
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of happiness are
these three things:
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Something to do,
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something to love
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and something to hope for.
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Don't forget us here.
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College may be over for you,
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but your education
is just beginning.
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Now, go on out there
and make us proud.
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Thank you.
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Congratulations, Case.
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- Mom and Dad went back to the hotel.
- We graduated! Ooh!
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Yeah!
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And next week,
I will be living in Manhattan.
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The Big Apple.
The city that never sleeps.
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- The home of Carrie Bradshaw.
- I don't want you to leave.
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Can't you just move out to DC now
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and forget about your stupid
law school prep thing?
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I mean, we could take trains
to visit each other. Trains!
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- That's very cosmopolitan.
- But
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GW doesn't offer the prep
school thing, and CRU does.
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I am a serious law student now,
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ergo, I have to do serious
law student-y things.
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- Like say "Ergo."
- Hey,
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Ashleigh, I got you a
going-away present.
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Oh. It's a, uh, rape whistle.
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Oh... No, it's for hailing taxis.
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- Just a little something.
- Oh!
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Yep.
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Well, I love my new
not-rape taxi whistle.
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Thank you.
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OK. So I'm gonna go find the fam.
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- And I will see you at the party later.
- OK.
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- OK, bye!
- Bye.
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- Bye.
- So...
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Pretty soon you'll be the
lone Cartwright on campus.
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- Is this you passing the proverbial torch?
- It is.
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Don't drop it.
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What?
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Well, I hoped that
because I'm graduating,
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Cappie would say good luck
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or congratulations
or even just goodbye.
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Maybe he will.
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Oh, God! I didn't mean right now!
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Do I have to stay and referee?
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I don't want a repeat
of Cinco de Mayo.
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- That was the tequila's fault.
- Uh-huh.
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This could be it.
Our final farewell.
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What's he going to say?
What do I say back?
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And how am I supposed to
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look cute in this
stupid graduation burqa?
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Nice hat.
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Nice hat?
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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- Good morning.
- Wow, you have a date?
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- In the eighties?
- No, but I plan to get one.
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I'm starting back
as ZBZ hasher today.
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- So is Laura back on the menu?
- Laura who?
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We are on the precipice
of our junior year,
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and next to providing
an education,
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the second biggest thing college
does is play matchmaker.
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I got two years left to find the
future Mrs. Dale Kettlewell.
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- In the ZBZ house?
- They're not all Jezebels.
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- Is that gladiator porn?
- No, it's not porn.
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I'm doing research to kick
off the KT-Omega Chi truce.
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- We're having a four-pack.
- All I see are six-packs.
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Already abusing your presidential
power for personal gain.
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- It's porn if there's nipples.
- Yup.
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The gladiators are wearing togas,
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which, in ancient Rome, were
considered a symbol of peace.
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It's thematic.
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Cappie will be onboard.
Is he back yet?
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I don't know. He took this road
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trip in May and nobody's
heard from him all summer.
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He didn't even say
goodbye to Casey.
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- Is he going to?
- I'm gonna stay out of it.
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But I'm sure Cappie
will do something.
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You know him, he's probably
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just gonna wait until
the last second.
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He loves the drama, and romance.
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And procrastinating.
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Hey, I'm on another coffee run.
I only have two minutes to talk.
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- Go! - I found your Yoga for Dummies
DVD behind the desk.
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- Do you want me to mail it to you?
- No, I'm doing yoga
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for normal people now.
How's packing?
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Well, I'm slowly
checking things off
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my last-things-to-do-
before-I-leave list.
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Um, I found a pair of earrings
I borrowed from Frannie.
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- Ew, gross.
- Which are going to Goodwill.
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The law book I used
for my summer course,
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which I'm going to sell.
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And Cappie's
"Jamaica Me Horny" T-shirt,
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- which I'm going to burn.
- Stop thinking about Cappie,
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get in your car and get out here.
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I am done thinking about Cappie.
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I spent all summer
thinking about "Nice hat."
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I just want to set
his shirt on fire.
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- So how's the real world?
- Oh...
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Well, I make no money.
I share a tiny apartment
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with four roommates and
no air conditioning.
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And everyone here's
always in such a hurry.
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This city has major
time-management issues.
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- Watch it!
- Sorry!
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And anger-management issues.
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And Faith keeps texting me
with those stupid x's and o's,
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which are nothing but lies!
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Oh. Well, I'm sure
it's not that bad.
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Tell Rusty I'm totally using
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my not-rape taxi whistle.
Talk to you later. Bye.
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Miss you, and love you. Bye, Ash.
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No!
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And what exactly is your policy
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on boys staying over?
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It's against ZBZ
Nationals' policy.
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Uh-huh. But what's your policy?
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My policy is ZBZ
Nationals' policy.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, thank you for coming in.
Kelly will show you out.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
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That was the last candidate
from Nationals for house mom.
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She does have over 20
years of experience.
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So does Kirsten Dunst, but that
doesn't make her movies good.
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I think we should hire
that drunk one, Joan.
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As president, I say we
find other candidates,
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preferably senile ones with a
hearing or sight impairment.
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- But where can we find them?
- You know, I can help.
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My church is full of those.
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The last thing we need
is a preacher's wife
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throwing verses at us about the
evils of dancing and evolution.
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No, but most of them
aren't even that religious.
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They just need something
to do on Sunday mornings.
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I know one that'd be perfect for us.
Barely knows her own name.
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She sounds perfect! Thanks, Dale.
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- I like your tie.
- Why, thank you for noticing, Abigail.
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Oh, I can't not watch this.
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Yes, thank you both. As president,
I think we should meet her.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Classes don't start for a
couple of weeks, right?
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Yeah, I had to go fill out this
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proof of enrollment
thing for financial aid.
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- What about you? - Oh, selling my book
from my summer course,
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getting through my list of
last-things-to-do before I leave.
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Mm. Yeah, you must be
excited to go to DC, huh?
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You get to start over in a whole
new place, all new people.
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Well, I'm not too thrilled
about starting over.
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This has been my home
for the last four years.
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Leaving's hard.
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But I didn't have much of a choice.
I didn't get into CRU.
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Yeah, which is weird, right?
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I mean, your LSAT score
was higher than mine.
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- So was my GPA.
- So why do you think you didn't you get in?
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I don't know.
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Maybe they didn't like
my personal statement?
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- Who knows?
- If it were me, I'd want to know.
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So after a couple days in Charlotte,
there was a week in Helena,
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then a few nights in Savannah,
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and a whole month
exploring Sydney.
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Wow, Cap. You went to Australia?
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No, no. Sydney lives in Florida.
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Spitter, hey! I didn't see you
standing there! Come here.
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- I missed you.
- Oh, man!
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All right, all right!
I missed you the most,
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my little... Oh, sorry....
equal of mine in the fraternity.
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- Yeah. When'd you get back?
- Just a couple hours ago.
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It was incredible.
I toured the whole country.
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But you were kidding about
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all the girls with the
city names, right?
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Yeah, their names were Bridget,
Amy, Kelly and T-something.
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Oh. What about Casey?
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What do you mean,
what about Casey?
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She said we had a
college relationship,
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and then she graduated.
Then there was Cinco de Mayo.
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That was the tequila's fault.
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Two days. Casey's
gone in two days.
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- So?
- So if you want to say goodbye, or whatever,
240
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you still can.
241
00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:08,083
She's the one leaving, you know.
She could say goodbye to me.
242
00:13:09,994 --> 00:13:10,879
So that's it?
243
00:13:11,553 --> 00:13:14,772
Look, out of respect for
a fellow KT brother,
244
00:13:14,773 --> 00:13:16,177
if you want to give me
your class schedule,
245
00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:17,682
I'll make sure to
tell the ins and outs
246
00:13:17,683 --> 00:13:19,113
of my city stories
when you're gone.
247
00:13:20,161 --> 00:13:23,004
- You know what they say, bros before...
- OK, Cap.
248
00:13:39,081 --> 00:13:41,458
Looks like your personal
statement was fine.
249
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,872
So if that's all you
wanted to know...
250
00:13:43,873 --> 00:13:45,718
Well, since I'm here,
I was just wondering
251
00:13:45,719 --> 00:13:48,726
- if could you tell me why I wasn't accepted?
- No.
252
00:13:48,984 --> 00:13:51,328
But I'm more than
happy to give you tips
253
00:13:51,329 --> 00:13:53,031
on how to improve your
chances for next year.
254
00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:54,855
Oh, I won't be applying again.
255
00:13:54,856 --> 00:13:56,858
I got into GW and I'm leaving, um,
256
00:13:57,363 --> 00:14:01,591
in 39 hours. I was just curious.
257
00:14:02,814 --> 00:14:04,389
OK, fine.
258
00:14:04,691 --> 00:14:05,436
Let's see...
259
00:14:06,135 --> 00:14:09,384
Your LSAT scores were solid,
260
00:14:09,385 --> 00:14:11,145
your grades were good. Oh.
261
00:14:11,295 --> 00:14:14,265
- Oh? - You had a couple of really
good recommendation letters.
262
00:14:14,266 --> 00:14:16,521
A couple? I had three letters.
263
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,240
And a couple of really good ones.
264
00:14:19,314 --> 00:14:22,577
Uh, someone wrote me a bad one?
What'd they say?
265
00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:24,133
- Who was it? Why?
- That's all I can tell you.
266
00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:26,109
Best of luck in Washington,
Miss Cartwright.
267
00:14:32,809 --> 00:14:34,468
Oh. Hey, Becks.
268
00:14:34,469 --> 00:14:36,519
Um, maybe you can help
me with something.
269
00:14:36,993 --> 00:14:38,070
I don't move furniture.
270
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:41,110
But I could get Evan to make
some of the Omega Chis do it.
271
00:14:41,111 --> 00:14:42,508
No, it's just...
272
00:14:44,393 --> 00:14:47,275
- What are you doing?
- Replacing these fugly curtains.
273
00:14:47,743 --> 00:14:49,637
- I picked those out.
- Mm-hm.
274
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:55,215
Anyway, I just found out that
I was rejected from CRU Law
275
00:14:55,216 --> 00:14:57,415
because of a bad
recommendation letter.
276
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,076
Not everyone loves
Casey Cartwright?
277
00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:03,849
- Shocker.
- Apparently not.
278
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:06,073
I just spoke with two
of my professors,
279
00:15:06,074 --> 00:15:07,870
and they both wrote
me glowing letters.
280
00:15:07,871 --> 00:15:10,429
So the only one left is Joel.
281
00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,835
- Do you think he'd do that to me?
- Why do you care?
282
00:15:12,836 --> 00:15:14,884
- You got into GW.
- I don't care. I just...
283
00:15:15,884 --> 00:15:18,977
- I mean, I do, but...
- I get it.
284
00:15:18,978 --> 00:15:20,479
Because if he hadn't done that,
285
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,654
you would've stayed at CRU and
you'd still be with Cappie.
286
00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:24,635
- No.
- Yes.
287
00:15:25,962 --> 00:15:27,532
It's just unjust.
288
00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:29,190
I worked my butt off for Joel,
289
00:15:29,191 --> 00:15:30,286
and I did a damn good job.
290
00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:34,051
The only weirdness
he and I ever had was
291
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,160
the night of the Mardi Gras party.
292
00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:38,966
He came on to me,
and then it got all awkward
293
00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:40,085
when I told him I had a boyfriend.
294
00:15:40,086 --> 00:15:42,328
But he couldn't have written
me a bad recommendation
295
00:15:42,329 --> 00:15:43,530
because of that, would he?
296
00:15:44,617 --> 00:15:47,071
- Would he?
- Oh.
297
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,060
That wasn't rhetorical?
298
00:15:49,822 --> 00:15:51,638
Casey, you're moving
to Washington.
299
00:15:51,639 --> 00:15:53,150
Let it go, and go!
300
00:16:00,971 --> 00:16:02,485
They're circling me like sharks.
301
00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:05,172
Well, it's the new Greek waters.
They'll get used to it.
302
00:16:05,421 --> 00:16:06,944
And now I'm president, and I say
303
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,829
you can come by and hang
out whenever you want.
304
00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:10,747
Great idea, Cal. In fact,
305
00:16:10,748 --> 00:16:12,711
why don't we just combine houses?
That'd be rad!
306
00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:15,836
I just want us to
stop fighting, Trip.
307
00:16:15,837 --> 00:16:17,922
Do you have any idea why
you don't like the KTs?
308
00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:20,758
Yeah. They're KTs.
309
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:29,057
- I really don't like that guy.
- Not everyone's onboard yet,
310
00:16:29,058 --> 00:16:32,034
but after the toga party,
that will change.
311
00:16:32,148 --> 00:16:34,237
Even Cappie thinks the
party will promote peace.
312
00:16:34,238 --> 00:16:36,498
And promiscuity.
Speaking of which,
313
00:16:36,499 --> 00:16:37,850
did you hear about
Cappie's road trip?
314
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,633
He sure did hit a
lot of cities, huh?
315
00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:42,610
Yeah, I know. It's obvious
he's still mad at Casey.
316
00:16:42,611 --> 00:16:44,206
He's kind of being
a jerk about it.
317
00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:46,405
What do you expect him?
He hasn't changed.
318
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,642
That's the problem. I just
wish he'd grow up a little.
319
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:49,768
It's Cappie.
320
00:16:50,387 --> 00:16:52,444
You said it yourself,
he's like Peter Pan.
321
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,960
He'll probably be KT
president for life.
322
00:17:01,574 --> 00:17:03,635
Ladies, this is Miriam.
323
00:17:03,636 --> 00:17:05,235
She's still spry at 73,
324
00:17:05,236 --> 00:17:06,731
but has a slight hearing problem,
325
00:17:06,732 --> 00:17:09,247
so please speak
loudly and enunciate.
326
00:17:09,744 --> 00:17:12,002
Hello, Miriam!
327
00:17:12,003 --> 00:17:16,707
- Welcome to ZBZ!
- Ooh! I'd love some tea.
328
00:17:17,026 --> 00:17:21,864
- So far she sounds perfect.
- Shut your hole, Abby.
329
00:17:21,865 --> 00:17:25,895
I always wanted to be in a sorority,
and now here's my chance.
330
00:17:26,281 --> 00:17:30,373
Will there be a house father?
And will we share a room?
331
00:17:30,374 --> 00:17:31,687
I think you probably just
332
00:17:31,688 --> 00:17:33,528
want to know if there's
a man around the house
333
00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:35,523
for all the physical labor, right?
334
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,016
I guess you could call it that.
335
00:17:40,911 --> 00:17:44,898
Dale, as president, I will be
the one asking the questions.
336
00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:48,083
- Yeah, of course.
- Don't you have work to do?
337
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,684
Right, yeah. You keep quiz Miriam
338
00:17:53,152 --> 00:17:54,426
and I'll go hit the P&P.
339
00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:57,094
That's pots and pans.
Hasher lingo.
340
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,516
Hi. Uh, there's been a mistake,
341
00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,728
because this check is half
what it's supposed to be.
342
00:18:09,729 --> 00:18:12,315
- It's the correct amount.
- OK, well, can you check?
343
00:18:12,754 --> 00:18:16,050
- Please? It's Evan Chambers.
- Evan Chambers?
344
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:19,704
As in Chambers Hall? As in the
name on the building across campus
345
00:18:19,705 --> 00:18:22,589
'cause your family donated
millions of dollars to the school?
346
00:18:22,865 --> 00:18:24,295
- That Evan Chambers?
- That's me.
347
00:18:24,779 --> 00:18:27,357
But that is my parents' money.
I don't...
348
00:18:27,358 --> 00:18:29,955
You know, we have students
who actually need the aid.
349
00:18:31,919 --> 00:18:36,885
OK, look, I haven't received any support,
financial or otherwise,
350
00:18:36,886 --> 00:18:38,667
from my parents in almost a year,
351
00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:41,727
and I have to put a deposit
on an apartment today.
352
00:18:41,843 --> 00:18:43,262
So I am one of those
353
00:18:43,263 --> 00:18:45,544
students that you mentioned
who needs the aid...
354
00:18:47,111 --> 00:18:48,558
...no matter what the
building's named.
355
00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:50,443
There's nothing I can do.
356
00:18:51,107 --> 00:18:52,581
Wait, maybe there is. Um...
357
00:18:53,949 --> 00:18:55,140
It's not the Four Seasons.
358
00:18:59,357 --> 00:19:00,780
Law school dorms?
359
00:19:06,847 --> 00:19:09,448
Actually facing this way.
That's my shape.
360
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,632
- I did it.
- Well...
361
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:12,646
- What's up, guys?
- Hey, Spitter, check it out.
362
00:19:12,647 --> 00:19:14,563
I replaced the seat
of the KT throne
363
00:19:14,564 --> 00:19:17,059
with a foam cushion specially
contoured to my butt.
364
00:19:17,414 --> 00:19:18,706
- That is great.
- Right?
365
00:19:18,707 --> 00:19:20,214
If you want to be president
366
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:21,716
of Kappa Tau forever.
367
00:19:22,313 --> 00:19:24,540
What if someone else wants
to run for president?
368
00:19:24,541 --> 00:19:27,008
- Of what?
- Of Kappa Tau.
369
00:19:27,849 --> 00:19:30,000
- Like who?
- Like me.
370
00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:34,030
You...
371
00:19:36,569 --> 00:19:38,099
- Really?
- Yeah. We forgot to hold
372
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,005
elections at the end
of last year. Again.
373
00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:44,489
And I'd like to run for president.
374
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:46,180
But Spitter,
you're Cappie's little bro.
375
00:19:46,181 --> 00:19:49,157
- You take over when he dies.
- Yeah, it's in the by-laws.
376
00:19:49,158 --> 00:19:52,548
Huh. Looks like we have
another ambitious Cartwright.
377
00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:54,372
What's a little
friendly competition?
378
00:19:57,126 --> 00:20:00,819
All right. I accept your
friendly competition.
379
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,204
Tonight, before the toga party,
380
00:20:02,363 --> 00:20:04,926
we'll determine the
next KT president
381
00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:07,295
with a duel to the death!
382
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:10,734
- Wait. A what?
- I'm just kidding.
383
00:20:10,735 --> 00:20:12,755
Speeches. Try and keep
it under two minutes.
384
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,268
Casey Cartwright.
What can I do for you?
385
00:20:27,382 --> 00:20:29,283
Well, I don't know if
you heard the news.
386
00:20:29,574 --> 00:20:31,266
It's not like it was
on CNN or anything.
387
00:20:33,819 --> 00:20:37,045
Um, but I was
accepted into GW law.
388
00:20:37,579 --> 00:20:39,604
- I'm leaving tomorrow.
- Congrats, Casey.
389
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:43,487
- They're lucky to have you.
- But I was rejected from CRU.
390
00:20:43,488 --> 00:20:47,375
And I'm just curious, um,
the letter of recommendation you wrote,
391
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,044
did you recommend me?
392
00:20:49,045 --> 00:20:50,867
Because I thought that
was kind of the point.
393
00:20:51,347 --> 00:20:54,200
Look, you got into GW. Be happy.
394
00:20:54,201 --> 00:20:57,091
I just need to know. Why would
you write me a bad letter?
395
00:20:57,092 --> 00:20:59,095
Was it because of my work?
Did I do something wrong?
396
00:21:00,015 --> 00:21:02,692
Is it because I didn't
tell you I had a boyfriend?
397
00:21:02,693 --> 00:21:05,118
Honestly? Your performance
here was good.
398
00:21:05,614 --> 00:21:09,420
But at the end of the day,
I thought you lacked integrity.
399
00:21:10,758 --> 00:21:12,275
Lacked integrity?
400
00:21:12,598 --> 00:21:15,780
You intentionally misled me
by withholding information,
401
00:21:15,781 --> 00:21:17,506
which makes me question your
402
00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:20,022
character and what kind
of lawyer you'd make.
403
00:21:20,023 --> 00:21:21,776
But obviously, you didn't
404
00:21:21,777 --> 00:21:23,909
need my help getting into
law school elsewhere.
405
00:21:24,223 --> 00:21:26,935
You're a smart, pretty girl.
406
00:21:27,817 --> 00:21:29,166
Good luck in Washington.
407
00:21:35,443 --> 00:21:36,641
And then he was like,
408
00:21:36,642 --> 00:21:38,924
"Good luck in Washington,
you're a pretty girl."
409
00:21:39,039 --> 00:21:41,291
And yes, it's great that
he thinks I'm pretty,
410
00:21:41,447 --> 00:21:42,555
but I couldn't believe that!
411
00:21:42,556 --> 00:21:45,304
Joel is so not cute anymore!
All I see is ugly.
412
00:21:46,565 --> 00:21:49,581
Joel. J-O-E-L.
413
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,566
Thank you so much.
414
00:21:53,567 --> 00:21:55,448
Um, Ashleigh has my number.
415
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,006
This is her friend Casey.
416
00:21:57,806 --> 00:21:59,552
Actually, could you...? Hello?
417
00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:03,190
- Hello?
- Hey, Case.
418
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,762
Do you happen to have all your old
419
00:22:05,763 --> 00:22:08,480
campaign stuff from when you
were running for ZBZ president?
420
00:22:08,481 --> 00:22:09,605
It's all packed up. Why?
421
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,682
Because I'm running against
Cappie for KT president.
422
00:22:13,785 --> 00:22:15,993
- Really?
- You sound like Cappie.
423
00:22:15,994 --> 00:22:17,990
And Dale. And Calvin.
424
00:22:17,991 --> 00:22:20,641
And Mom. Look, I think I can win.
425
00:22:20,642 --> 00:22:21,712
It's just that I don't have
426
00:22:21,713 --> 00:22:24,299
the time to make the
buttons and the T-shirts.
427
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,802
Well, I don't think that the KTs
428
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,714
will respond to pink buttons
and BeDazzled baby-tees.
429
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:32,204
- Know your audience.
- This audience looks a little distracted.
430
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,265
I really need to talk to Ash.
431
00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:36,369
This long-distance
relationship is killing me.
432
00:22:37,842 --> 00:22:39,953
You and I don't normally
talk about this kinda stuff.
433
00:22:40,172 --> 00:22:42,245
Oh, is it like, uh,
feminine stuff?
434
00:22:42,246 --> 00:22:45,455
Why do guys always go there? No.
It's got nothing to do with...
435
00:22:45,456 --> 00:22:48,539
Pretend I'm her. Talk to me
like you'd talk to Ashleigh.
436
00:22:48,841 --> 00:22:50,968
Uh... That's just weird.
437
00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:55,958
OK, fine.
438
00:22:58,503 --> 00:22:59,423
Remember Joel?
439
00:23:00,350 --> 00:23:02,756
Well, I didn't get into CRU
Law because he wrote me
440
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,104
a bad letter of recommendation
441
00:23:04,105 --> 00:23:05,741
because he hit on me
over Scotch and cookies
442
00:23:05,742 --> 00:23:06,930
because I didn't tell
him I had a boyfriend
443
00:23:06,931 --> 00:23:08,177
because I was working
for him and I shouldn't
444
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,950
have to tell him because
it's a professional situation
445
00:23:09,951 --> 00:23:11,828
that he made awkward
by asking me out.
446
00:23:12,972 --> 00:23:14,674
Phew! That was really fast.
447
00:23:14,675 --> 00:23:16,198
And because of all of that,
448
00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:20,051
Joel wrote in the letter
that I lack integrity.
449
00:23:22,924 --> 00:23:24,562
I don't know, maybe I do.
450
00:23:24,563 --> 00:23:27,738
Maybe I was stringing him along.
Why do I even care?
451
00:23:28,258 --> 00:23:29,273
Um, hey.
452
00:23:31,797 --> 00:23:34,214
Because you don't lack integrity.
453
00:23:35,124 --> 00:23:36,392
You have to do something.
454
00:23:36,393 --> 00:23:38,354
Because he can't get away
with saying any of that.
455
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,042
Are you running
against Cappie for me
456
00:23:46,043 --> 00:23:47,971
or because you really
want to be KT president?
457
00:23:48,371 --> 00:23:52,070
- What if I said both?
- Then I'd say good luck.
458
00:23:55,241 --> 00:23:56,106
And thanks.
459
00:23:57,785 --> 00:24:00,615
Well, I guess I am
going to law school
460
00:24:00,632 --> 00:24:02,398
to fight for justice.
461
00:24:03,132 --> 00:24:04,931
I might as well start with Joel.
462
00:24:13,604 --> 00:24:15,202
Hey, Cal. Uh...
463
00:24:16,578 --> 00:24:18,168
- It's a good look for you.
- Thanks.
464
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:22,938
So listen, man, my living
situation is officially screwed,
465
00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,718
but, um, not to worry. I
466
00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:26,169
should be out of my room
the next couple of days.
467
00:24:26,170 --> 00:24:27,200
What happened to financial aid?
468
00:24:27,201 --> 00:24:29,793
Um, well, they didn't aid me
469
00:24:29,794 --> 00:24:31,179
as much as I'd expected.
470
00:24:33,042 --> 00:24:34,389
Hey, look, if you
need to stay here...
471
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:36,664
No, no, no, I'll be fine.
You know what I could do?
472
00:24:36,677 --> 00:24:38,242
I could always beg
my parents for help.
473
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:39,716
But I don't know.
474
00:24:40,251 --> 00:24:43,195
Easy way out. I'm better than that.
You helped me see that.
475
00:24:43,486 --> 00:24:45,242
Uh... Yeah, you know,
it's no big deal.
476
00:24:45,243 --> 00:24:47,647
Hey, the way you handled
things over spring break...
477
00:24:48,472 --> 00:24:50,076
I'm glad the house
is in your hands.
478
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:56,443
Yeah, you know, about that, um...
479
00:24:59,746 --> 00:25:02,172
Well, that was
pretty crazy, right?
480
00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:03,036
Wild, man!
481
00:25:04,284 --> 00:25:06,691
Yeah. All right, man.
I'll see you later.
482
00:25:14,883 --> 00:25:16,705
Hey, Becks.
How'd it go with Miriam?
483
00:25:17,746 --> 00:25:18,967
She's pretty senile, huh?
484
00:25:20,015 --> 00:25:21,998
- Is she our new house mom?
- She's not our anything.
485
00:25:21,999 --> 00:25:24,640
And, as president, I've decided
we won't be needing a house mom.
486
00:25:24,641 --> 00:25:26,393
But Nationals told
us we needed one.
487
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:30,220
- No, Nationals told us we needed one.
- That's what I just said.
488
00:25:30,672 --> 00:25:32,157
As president,
you should listen better.
489
00:25:32,526 --> 00:25:34,720
Dale, you're getting a little
too involved with the house.
490
00:25:34,916 --> 00:25:37,139
Is... It is because of these?
491
00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,881
Come on, yeah,
it's above and beyond,
492
00:25:38,882 --> 00:25:40,131
but Abby and some of the gals
493
00:25:40,132 --> 00:25:42,590
said they needed help. So I'm
not one to let a sister down.
494
00:25:43,984 --> 00:25:45,692
That's not what I meant.
What I meant was...
495
00:25:45,693 --> 00:25:47,680
Shut up! You're the best, Dale!
496
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:50,611
Ladies, as promised,
old sheets for your togas
497
00:25:50,612 --> 00:25:52,138
from the motel across the freeway.
498
00:25:52,139 --> 00:25:54,344
Abby, I thoroughly
bleached that one for you.
499
00:26:06,105 --> 00:26:08,780
You set a meeting with the
admissions office? What the hell?
500
00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:11,926
I want you to explain
to the admissions board
501
00:26:11,927 --> 00:26:14,767
exactly what you meant when
you said I lack integrity.
502
00:26:14,768 --> 00:26:16,702
Casey, their decision
has been made.
503
00:26:16,703 --> 00:26:18,540
I'm sorry if you feel
you were misrepresented,
504
00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:20,383
but I was asked to give
my professional opinion...
505
00:26:20,384 --> 00:26:21,832
And you gave your personal one.
506
00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:23,844
You made it sound like
I lied on my resume
507
00:26:23,845 --> 00:26:25,239
or dipped into the campaign funds,
508
00:26:25,724 --> 00:26:28,625
when in reality, I was working
for you, you made a move,
509
00:26:28,779 --> 00:26:30,114
I told you I had a boyfriend
510
00:26:30,115 --> 00:26:32,257
and suddenly I'm gonna
be a bad lawyer.
511
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:33,610
You want me to tell them that?
512
00:26:33,611 --> 00:26:34,572
It'll make me sound
like a total...
513
00:26:34,591 --> 00:26:38,001
Exactly. I'm sorry
if I misled you.
514
00:26:38,290 --> 00:26:39,695
It wasn't my intent.
515
00:26:39,696 --> 00:26:41,382
But I don't think you
understand what you did.
516
00:26:41,695 --> 00:26:44,771
You changed my entire
life with one sentence.
517
00:26:44,772 --> 00:26:47,002
And if you're going to
challenge my integrity,
518
00:26:47,003 --> 00:26:48,903
I'd appreciate it if you
showed some yourself.
519
00:26:49,517 --> 00:26:53,358
So either explain to them what you meant,
or rescind the letter.
520
00:26:58,425 --> 00:27:01,774
Maybe my letter was slightly
colored by personal feelings.
521
00:27:02,086 --> 00:27:02,654
I'm sorry.
522
00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,734
But rescinding it now
won't make a difference.
523
00:27:05,735 --> 00:27:07,704
- It will to me.
- Miss Cartwright.
524
00:27:07,956 --> 00:27:09,810
I'm sorry, did we have
another appointment?
525
00:27:10,357 --> 00:27:14,803
No, I was just checking something
off of my list before I leave.
526
00:27:17,862 --> 00:27:20,537
- There was no meeting.
- Mm.
527
00:27:22,955 --> 00:27:24,313
Remember when you told me
528
00:27:24,314 --> 00:27:26,237
some people should be
in your life forever
529
00:27:26,238 --> 00:27:27,981
and others just
make an appearance?
530
00:27:29,008 --> 00:27:30,023
Thanks for that.
531
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,868
OK, guys, I know you want
to get ready for the party,
532
00:27:38,085 --> 00:27:39,388
but we gotta do this.
533
00:27:40,037 --> 00:27:41,760
So according to the by-laws,
534
00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:44,193
we've been holding
elections all wrong.
535
00:27:44,549 --> 00:27:46,595
Yeah. We have to vote.
536
00:27:46,596 --> 00:27:49,159
Yeah, but after the speeches.
537
00:27:49,437 --> 00:27:51,117
- That'll do.
- Any questions?
538
00:27:51,118 --> 00:27:53,752
Yeah, is this gonna make
us late to the toga party?
539
00:27:57,237 --> 00:27:57,932
Cappie?
540
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,700
Friends, KTs, brother-men!
541
00:28:03,701 --> 00:28:05,439
Lend me your beers.
542
00:28:08,711 --> 00:28:09,459
Thank you.
543
00:28:14,607 --> 00:28:17,320
I come to bury Spitter,
not to praise him.
544
00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:19,973
I have led the house of
KT with great success.
545
00:28:19,974 --> 00:28:22,774
I think my record as KT
president speaks for itself.
546
00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:26,356
And I ask you,
who has more fun than the KTs?
547
00:28:27,217 --> 00:28:27,952
Anyone?
548
00:28:27,953 --> 00:28:29,457
And I ask you to ask yourself,
549
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:32,064
is it even possible
to have more fun?
550
00:28:32,603 --> 00:28:37,411
I think not. Therefore,
the only alternative is to have less fun.
551
00:28:37,412 --> 00:28:39,555
And we all know that less fun
552
00:28:39,556 --> 00:28:41,683
is not as fun as the fun
we're already having.
553
00:28:41,684 --> 00:28:43,772
So let's wrap up
this election, and...
554
00:28:44,075 --> 00:28:47,622
To-ga! To-ga! - To-ga! To-ga!
555
00:28:54,492 --> 00:28:55,716
Ah! Theatrics, Spitter.
556
00:28:56,328 --> 00:28:57,318
It's what the people want.
557
00:28:59,630 --> 00:29:00,345
Spitter.
558
00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:07,381
Uh, if elected...
559
00:29:20,983 --> 00:29:23,693
...I promise I will
get you all laid!
560
00:29:29,415 --> 00:29:34,264
Spitt-er! Spitt-er!
561
00:29:34,265 --> 00:29:37,429
Spitt-er! Spitt-er!
562
00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,153
To-ga! To-ga! To-ga!
563
00:29:40,383 --> 00:29:42,846
Wait, you guys!
We have to vote now.
564
00:29:43,186 --> 00:29:45,290
We'll vote after the party.
It'll give us more time
565
00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:47,972
to digest these two
powerful speeches.
566
00:29:49,064 --> 00:29:51,153
Looks like I know what
the people want, too.
567
00:30:01,455 --> 00:30:02,910
Oh! You should have seen it, Ash!
568
00:30:02,911 --> 00:30:04,756
I totally put him in his place,
569
00:30:04,757 --> 00:30:06,875
and then just left
him standing there.
570
00:30:06,876 --> 00:30:08,676
It was incredible. I wonder
571
00:30:08,677 --> 00:30:10,501
if this is what Erin
Brockovich felt like.
572
00:30:10,823 --> 00:30:13,267
And now you can leave.
573
00:30:13,571 --> 00:30:15,695
- Yay!
- Why are you panting?
574
00:30:15,696 --> 00:30:19,413
Who the hell would build a
building without an elevator?
575
00:30:19,414 --> 00:30:20,248
It makes no sense.
576
00:30:20,641 --> 00:30:24,001
But with all these stairs, you
have to see my new New York ass.
577
00:30:24,351 --> 00:30:27,286
I will be out there soon, I just
have a few more boxes and...
578
00:30:28,967 --> 00:30:30,518
- Cappie.
- No!
579
00:30:30,519 --> 00:30:32,368
Forget about Cappie and drive.
580
00:30:32,369 --> 00:30:34,887
No, it is Cappie.
He's walking right toward me.
581
00:30:34,888 --> 00:30:36,174
Remember, Spitter's not gonna buy
582
00:30:36,175 --> 00:30:39,226
you fancy microbrews.
He can't even buy you brew.
583
00:30:39,866 --> 00:30:41,288
Run to your car! Run!
584
00:30:41,289 --> 00:30:43,558
I've got one more thing
on my to-do list, Ash.
585
00:30:43,559 --> 00:30:45,853
Well, then put it on speaker!
Put it on speaker!
586
00:30:51,996 --> 00:30:55,038
- Nice toga.
- Well played.
587
00:30:55,905 --> 00:30:59,233
- I thought you were...
- Leaving? Yes, I am.
588
00:30:59,798 --> 00:31:02,690
- Case, listen...
- No, no, you've had your chance.
589
00:31:02,691 --> 00:31:03,882
Now, I have something
I need to say.
590
00:31:06,230 --> 00:31:08,569
This was the worst
summer of my life.
591
00:31:09,074 --> 00:31:11,950
- Our breakup crushed me.
- You think it was easy for me?
592
00:31:11,951 --> 00:31:14,781
And now I'm leaving tomorrow,
and you can't even say goodbye.
593
00:31:14,782 --> 00:31:16,181
- I don't know if now...
- Uh-uh!
594
00:31:16,547 --> 00:31:18,421
Why couldn't you say
something? Anything?
595
00:31:18,422 --> 00:31:20,225
You had all summer to say it,
but you didn't.
596
00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:24,043
You know, so I guess this
is me saying it to you.
597
00:31:26,215 --> 00:31:27,166
Goodbye, Cap.
598
00:31:28,175 --> 00:31:30,990
Yeah! Bye, Cap! You suck!
599
00:31:31,908 --> 00:31:33,309
This is Ashleigh, by the way.
600
00:31:34,941 --> 00:31:37,110
Now, I can move on to Washington.
601
00:31:37,111 --> 00:31:39,661
- Did he know it was me?
- Hold on, I have another call.
602
00:31:40,601 --> 00:31:43,194
- Oh, my gosh, it's a university number.
- Put it on three-way!
603
00:31:44,048 --> 00:31:47,120
Please? I have no television.
You're like a real reality show.
604
00:31:47,503 --> 00:31:48,753
Yeah, I don't think
that's a good idea.
605
00:31:49,067 --> 00:31:51,410
- Please? Please?
- OK.
606
00:31:52,295 --> 00:31:53,359
Hello?
607
00:32:05,938 --> 00:32:07,536
Who wants a refill, huh?
608
00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:10,397
Brought to you by
Cappie the Carefree.
609
00:32:10,398 --> 00:32:12,664
We're good, actually. Spitter
just brought us these, so...
610
00:32:13,352 --> 00:32:16,186
Wonderful. More for me.
611
00:32:19,144 --> 00:32:21,136
Mm. Hey, Beav! Buddy.
612
00:32:21,494 --> 00:32:24,162
Just remember when you're voting
who saved you a trip to the bar.
613
00:32:24,163 --> 00:32:27,082
Ah. Thank you, Cap, but we're
gonna hit the dance floor.
614
00:32:27,348 --> 00:32:29,275
Go on ahead,
I'll meet you out there.
615
00:32:33,178 --> 00:32:35,100
Spitter, Spitter! Thank you.
616
00:32:35,298 --> 00:32:37,442
Your campaign promise
already paid off.
617
00:32:37,443 --> 00:32:40,659
I just hooked up with that
Tri Pi in the bathroom!
618
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:43,527
- Glad I could be of service.
- What? Beav!
619
00:32:43,732 --> 00:32:46,360
Spitter had nothing to do with that!
She's a Tri Pi.
620
00:32:46,361 --> 00:32:49,202
Cap, he promised,
then it happened.
621
00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:51,092
I wouldn't call
that a coincidence.
622
00:32:51,093 --> 00:32:52,470
That's exactly what it's called!
623
00:32:54,462 --> 00:32:55,799
Spitter, you got my vote.
624
00:32:57,679 --> 00:32:58,845
Et tu, Beaver?
625
00:32:59,256 --> 00:33:01,698
Hey, I never specified
when they get laid,
626
00:33:01,699 --> 00:33:04,487
so technically, the next
time any of them have sex,
627
00:33:04,488 --> 00:33:06,559
I'll be living up to
my campaign promise.
628
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,938
Oh, yeah? Well, maybe I'll just
go celibate to prove you a liar.
629
00:33:09,939 --> 00:33:10,790
Yeah.
630
00:33:17,822 --> 00:33:21,187
Another campaign promise fulfilled.
You're welcome, Heath.
631
00:33:21,670 --> 00:33:24,034
Calvin was already my boyfriend!
632
00:33:24,397 --> 00:33:26,793
- What's he talking about?
- Spitter lacks experience.
633
00:33:26,794 --> 00:33:28,113
Stick with what works.
634
00:33:28,114 --> 00:33:30,226
Your loyalty to me
as your Pledge Educator
635
00:33:30,227 --> 00:33:31,608
- will not be forgotten.
- I
636
00:33:31,609 --> 00:33:34,545
was your leader's leader.
Your loyalty's to me.
637
00:33:46,217 --> 00:33:49,910
Cappie's reign must end.
Change is on the horizon.
638
00:33:49,911 --> 00:33:52,437
Beware the fries, they're starch.
639
00:33:52,874 --> 00:33:55,257
- Hm...
- I don't know.
640
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:56,440
I'm done.
641
00:33:57,843 --> 00:34:00,728
Hey, hey. I'm calling
off this election.
642
00:34:00,729 --> 00:34:02,724
- What? You can't do that.
- Yeah, I can.
643
00:34:02,725 --> 00:34:04,412
Technically,
I'm still the president.
644
00:34:04,413 --> 00:34:06,696
I have a chair in the
shape of my butt,
645
00:34:06,697 --> 00:34:09,670
- so I can do whatever I want.
- You're being such a dictator
646
00:34:09,671 --> 00:34:10,983
because you're
scared of the future.
647
00:34:11,190 --> 00:34:13,747
You can't be KT president forever.
648
00:34:14,015 --> 00:34:16,640
Time doesn't stand
still for anyone.
649
00:34:16,876 --> 00:34:18,310
- You're not Peter Pan.
- Yeah,
650
00:34:18,317 --> 00:34:21,072
all children grow up.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
651
00:34:21,073 --> 00:34:23,476
I get it. Why do you care?
652
00:34:24,513 --> 00:34:28,048
Because it's killing me to imagine
not having my sister around.
653
00:34:28,049 --> 00:34:29,388
How is it not killing you?
654
00:34:41,603 --> 00:34:42,648
I love this song!
655
00:34:42,649 --> 00:34:43,913
Everybody, come dance!
656
00:34:49,453 --> 00:34:50,865
Hey, let's dance.
657
00:34:53,005 --> 00:34:55,868
Oh, my God! I'm obsessed
with foot massages lately!
658
00:34:55,869 --> 00:34:57,397
Oh, my God, and they're so cheap!
659
00:34:57,398 --> 00:35:00,118
Oh, my God! I have really
strong hands. So just...
660
00:35:00,523 --> 00:35:02,107
...let me know. Whenever.
661
00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:04,330
Dale?
662
00:35:05,763 --> 00:35:06,599
What are you doing here?
663
00:35:08,075 --> 00:35:09,616
Uh... what...?
664
00:35:10,218 --> 00:35:11,736
Making good progress,
until you came along.
665
00:35:12,259 --> 00:35:15,814
This party is exclusively for Omega Chis,
KTs, Tri Pis and ZBZs.
666
00:35:15,815 --> 00:35:17,983
Oh, no. It's all good.
I rolled with Abby and Betsy.
667
00:35:17,984 --> 00:35:19,563
And check it out.
I'm wearing our letters.
668
00:35:22,419 --> 00:35:24,339
You are not a ZBZ!
669
00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:26,695
You're definitely
not our rent boy.
670
00:35:26,962 --> 00:35:28,359
They're never gonna
see you like that.
671
00:35:28,608 --> 00:35:29,884
You're basically one of the girls,
672
00:35:30,187 --> 00:35:33,421
- except we're pretty and thin.
- You did not just call me fat.
673
00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:35,596
- Oh, yes, I did.
- You know what? I can diet,
674
00:35:35,597 --> 00:35:38,577
- but you'll always be ugly on the inside.
- Take off that shirt!
675
00:35:39,114 --> 00:35:41,449
- Not for you, missy!
- Take off that shirt!
676
00:35:41,450 --> 00:35:43,466
- Take it off!
- Hey! What's going on?
677
00:35:43,467 --> 00:35:45,297
You think you're one of us,
but you're not!
678
00:35:45,298 --> 00:35:47,793
- You're not even in the Greek system!
- Not officially,
679
00:35:47,794 --> 00:35:50,793
but I live with the Greek system,
and I work in it, too!
680
00:35:50,794 --> 00:35:53,049
I am the eyes and ears of this
whole institution, my friend!
681
00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:55,957
How else would I know the KTs
helped elect Calvin president
682
00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:57,851
to make this whole truce happen?
Did you know that?
683
00:35:57,852 --> 00:36:02,090
- I don't think so!
- KTs helped elect Calvin?
684
00:36:05,727 --> 00:36:06,433
What?
685
00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:28,636
Hello.
686
00:36:30,746 --> 00:36:32,496
They're still voting at the house.
687
00:36:32,497 --> 00:36:33,627
Beaver keeps losing count?
688
00:36:33,628 --> 00:36:35,333
Yeah. It's worse
than Florida in 2000.
689
00:36:38,731 --> 00:36:42,600
Look, I'm sorry for being
such a dick-tator lately.
690
00:36:43,665 --> 00:36:45,744
I haven't been that
respectful about your sister.
691
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,564
Yeah, I wanted to
punch you in the face
692
00:36:48,193 --> 00:36:50,484
for not seeing that,
but I couldn't.
693
00:36:51,737 --> 00:36:53,635
Yeah, I know. You got weak wrists.
694
00:36:53,636 --> 00:36:57,643
I mean morally. And that's why
I was running against you,
695
00:36:58,330 --> 00:37:00,762
to hurt you in another way.
696
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,335
I would've rather you punched me.
697
00:37:03,624 --> 00:37:06,286
We'll always be friends,
no matter who wins.
698
00:37:09,479 --> 00:37:11,847
Look, I think you should know why
I didn't say anything to Case.
699
00:37:13,161 --> 00:37:14,415
It's pretty simple. I mean...
700
00:37:15,928 --> 00:37:17,955
All I could say was goodbye.
701
00:37:20,848 --> 00:37:21,945
And that would have
been it for us.
702
00:37:23,229 --> 00:37:24,774
Over, forever.
703
00:37:25,835 --> 00:37:27,350
So your answer was to do nothing?
704
00:37:28,809 --> 00:37:32,425
Look, I didn't want
things to end or change.
705
00:37:32,698 --> 00:37:35,002
She was right during spring break.
Change scares me.
706
00:37:38,803 --> 00:37:40,056
I'm scared I'm gonna lose her.
707
00:37:43,174 --> 00:37:46,152
Cappie, you are
losing her forever.
708
00:38:04,495 --> 00:38:05,665
Look, I'm sorry.
709
00:38:06,695 --> 00:38:10,006
I should've told you about the
truce arrangement with the KTs.
710
00:38:10,007 --> 00:38:13,054
- I really... I screwed up.
- Hey, man.
711
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,795
I'm gonna be moving out of the house.
I'm an alum now.
712
00:38:17,647 --> 00:38:19,396
So good luck with all that.
713
00:38:31,103 --> 00:38:31,799
Casey?
714
00:38:32,865 --> 00:38:33,980
Cap?
715
00:38:39,094 --> 00:38:39,893
- Look...
- Oh!
716
00:38:42,288 --> 00:38:43,685
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
717
00:38:44,091 --> 00:38:46,230
For everything. For "Nice hat,"
718
00:38:46,231 --> 00:38:47,825
For... especially
for Cinco de Mayo...
719
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:50,051
- Cap...
- No, no, listen. This is my turn, OK?
720
00:38:52,045 --> 00:38:52,987
You called me out on
721
00:38:52,988 --> 00:38:54,883
spring break and you were right.
I was scared.
722
00:38:55,126 --> 00:38:57,447
And I know that there's a lot of
things that we have to work on,
723
00:38:57,448 --> 00:38:58,370
and I know it's gonna be
724
00:38:58,371 --> 00:38:59,925
really hard with you
living in Washington...
725
00:38:59,926 --> 00:39:04,081
I... I got into CRU.
I've already decided to stay.
726
00:39:06,035 --> 00:39:06,729
That's great!
727
00:39:07,552 --> 00:39:09,251
Wait, so we can try again.
728
00:39:09,252 --> 00:39:10,403
But not because of you.
729
00:39:11,506 --> 00:39:13,130
I never wanted to leave here.
730
00:39:13,204 --> 00:39:15,142
I just wanted to go to law school.
731
00:39:17,550 --> 00:39:18,924
Is it a little about me?
732
00:39:21,551 --> 00:39:23,285
Nothing's changed.
733
00:39:24,164 --> 00:39:24,934
I...
734
00:39:25,976 --> 00:39:28,564
I can't just try again
with you after everything
735
00:39:28,565 --> 00:39:31,474
because you haven't done
anything to earn that.
736
00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,545
If we got back together,
737
00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:36,218
I'd be the one
questioning my integrity.
738
00:39:36,715 --> 00:39:38,049
We have three more years now.
739
00:39:39,473 --> 00:39:41,175
I can change. I will change.
740
00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:43,964
And I believe that you can.
741
00:39:44,964 --> 00:39:46,914
But until you do, that's all talk.
742
00:39:48,722 --> 00:39:52,652
So then... do we have any shot?
743
00:40:00,385 --> 00:40:02,650
- Maybe.
- Maybe?
744
00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:04,709
Maybe.
745
00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:10,248
Well, at least you're staying.
746
00:40:12,084 --> 00:40:13,106
Something to hope for.
747
00:40:18,261 --> 00:40:19,612
Uh, the door's open, Cap.
748
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,878
I appreciate you leaving
it open for me, Case.
749
00:40:21,879 --> 00:40:23,308
I can change. I'll show you.
750
00:40:24,264 --> 00:40:26,188
I'm gonna turn that
"Maybe" Into a "Yes."
751
00:40:27,284 --> 00:40:30,780
I meant the door... over there.
752
00:40:34,789 --> 00:40:35,318
Right.
753
00:40:57,910 --> 00:41:00,310
Perhaps I went a little too far.
754
00:41:00,311 --> 00:41:02,375
You're right, I'm not a ZBZ.
755
00:41:03,226 --> 00:41:04,558
I wouldn't mind being with one.
756
00:41:05,070 --> 00:41:07,376
But maybe I am just an outsider.
757
00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:11,655
- You'll clean this up for me, right?
- Why don't you like me?
758
00:41:13,389 --> 00:41:15,736
Because you're weird.
And as president
759
00:41:15,737 --> 00:41:17,296
of the number one
sorority on this campus,
760
00:41:17,297 --> 00:41:20,600
this entire house is now
resting on my shoulders. Alone.
761
00:41:20,601 --> 00:41:23,304
So I need to make sure we
look good and you don't help.
762
00:41:23,628 --> 00:41:26,398
Why does the Greek system focus
so much on image and status
763
00:41:26,399 --> 00:41:29,602
- and stupid skinny ties.
- The Greek system?
764
00:41:29,931 --> 00:41:31,241
Please, try planet Earth.
765
00:41:31,694 --> 00:41:33,982
And I didn't make the rules,
I just benefit from them.
766
00:41:34,762 --> 00:41:36,256
And tend to ignore
those who don't.
767
00:41:36,514 --> 00:41:38,070
You're not a nice person.
768
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,674
But you think if you
put on a skinny tie,
769
00:41:41,675 --> 00:41:43,402
girls of this world
will just swoon?
770
00:41:43,403 --> 00:41:45,611
That might work on some girls,
but not a ZBZ.
771
00:41:45,911 --> 00:41:49,110
So you're saying I need better
bait to catch better fish?
772
00:41:49,864 --> 00:41:52,325
I don't really do blue-collar metaphors,
but, sure, whatevs.
773
00:41:52,904 --> 00:41:56,682
Hey, Case. So sorry to see you go!
What time's the big send-off?
774
00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,487
- And when will my room be ready?
- Oh.
775
00:41:58,863 --> 00:42:00,338
I've actually decided to stay.
776
00:42:03,639 --> 00:42:06,228
What? Not here, you're not!
777
00:42:06,641 --> 00:42:08,016
Thank you, Jesus.
778
00:42:09,816 --> 00:42:13,505
I know, Ash. I won't be
able to visit you by train
779
00:42:13,506 --> 00:42:15,850
from CRU, but we'll
still talk every day.
780
00:42:16,671 --> 00:42:18,192
OK, fine. Every half hour.
781
00:42:18,193 --> 00:42:21,806
- Are you sure that's the right decision?
- I have no idea.
782
00:42:22,830 --> 00:42:24,896
Hey, Ash, I gotta go.
I'll call you later, OK?
783
00:42:24,897 --> 00:42:27,143
- Say hi to her for me.
- Wait, wait. Rusty says hi.
784
00:42:27,618 --> 00:42:28,990
Oh! Hey, watch it!
785
00:42:31,305 --> 00:42:35,029
Oh! Oh, OK. Yeah.
Ash says thanks for her whistle.
786
00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:35,649
Yeah.
787
00:42:37,384 --> 00:42:40,035
I guess I'm not the lone
Cartwright on campus.
788
00:42:40,343 --> 00:42:42,403
I hope I'm not
cramping your style.
789
00:42:42,404 --> 00:42:45,036
Just don't embarrass me by
showing up at the same parties.
790
00:42:45,177 --> 00:42:49,162
- Embarrass you how?
- You know, 'cause you graduated.
791
00:42:49,628 --> 00:42:52,786
- It'd be kind of pathetic.
- OK.
792
00:42:55,252 --> 00:42:57,712
Oh, what happened with the
election? Did you win?
793
00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:02,390
Cappie assured me this is
gonna be his last year.
794
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,292
As president, or...?
795
00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:08,196
He didn't specify.
796
00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:14,948
Well, something to hope for.
797
00:43:15,148 --> 00:43:25,348
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