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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,398 --> 00:00:01,594 Last season on GREEK... 2 00:00:01,615 --> 00:00:04,054 I will now open up the floor for presidential nominations. 3 00:00:04,174 --> 00:00:05,451 I nominate Trip Sutcliffe. 4 00:00:05,571 --> 00:00:07,125 I would like to nominate Calvin Owens. 5 00:00:07,245 --> 00:00:09,480 - Me? - We wanted to give them the beach house. 6 00:00:09,521 --> 00:00:12,745 Which we will use as the greatest revenge KT has ever known. 7 00:00:12,753 --> 00:00:14,304 I'm shutting this party down. 8 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:16,033 It's your place. I need to see your IDs. 9 00:00:16,034 --> 00:00:18,246 Cap, come on, man. We could lose our house, for real. 10 00:00:18,247 --> 00:00:20,957 Well, that's not what we intended, but it seems fitting. 11 00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:23,161 - Hope he doesn't screw this up. - Can't get much worse. 12 00:00:23,162 --> 00:00:25,502 - All right, guys, we're good here. - What the hell did you do? 13 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:27,314 - I handled it. - You got my vote, Owens. 14 00:00:27,315 --> 00:00:29,797 - Phase four is complete. - May I congratulate 15 00:00:29,798 --> 00:00:32,348 the future president of Omega Chi. 16 00:00:32,349 --> 00:00:35,032 - I'm Faith Flowers. - Faith Flowers is a trend forecaster. 17 00:00:35,033 --> 00:00:36,819 Companies pay her to tell them what the latest trends are. 18 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:38,797 I'm graduating from CRU in about a month, 19 00:00:38,798 --> 00:00:40,396 and I would love to do what you do. 20 00:00:40,397 --> 00:00:44,258 Or learn from you, or, um, get you coffee. What do you say? 21 00:00:44,259 --> 00:00:47,287 I got a job. I'm going to New York! 22 00:00:47,288 --> 00:00:49,620 I'm not the good guy. I let my pride get in the way. 23 00:00:49,621 --> 00:00:50,887 I don't wanna lose you. 24 00:00:52,109 --> 00:00:54,986 I can accept you just the way you are. 25 00:00:54,991 --> 00:00:57,073 What about graduation in May? 26 00:00:57,074 --> 00:00:58,410 We'll worry about that in May. 27 00:01:01,168 --> 00:01:03,472 - I can't. - You've got a boyfriend. 28 00:01:03,473 --> 00:01:06,837 - Haven't you? - I got into law school in Washington. 29 00:01:06,838 --> 00:01:08,733 - That's great. - Are you leaving me behind? 30 00:01:08,734 --> 00:01:10,633 - No... - If you don't have more faith in us than that, 31 00:01:10,656 --> 00:01:11,916 then we should break up right now. 32 00:01:12,008 --> 00:01:13,898 Cappie, please, Cappie... 33 00:01:14,615 --> 00:01:15,554 Please! 34 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:18,540 Graduating from college 35 00:01:18,541 --> 00:01:20,746 is certainly an accomplishment you should savor. 36 00:01:20,979 --> 00:01:23,750 Don't lose the significance of this day as you begin 37 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:26,143 to turn your focus toward that next horizon. 38 00:01:26,733 --> 00:01:27,737 Even now... 39 00:01:29,485 --> 00:01:32,292 My new boss is so cool. Oh, my God, I have a real boss. 40 00:01:32,636 --> 00:01:35,344 And she texts me, with x's and o's. 41 00:01:35,917 --> 00:01:37,892 I can't believe we're graduating. 42 00:01:38,408 --> 00:01:40,318 - It's like a dream. - We're so grown-up! 43 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:41,301 Jinx! You owe me a Coke! 44 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:42,266 Sh! 45 00:01:45,458 --> 00:01:46,285 Hey. 46 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:49,350 ...high school, and now college. 47 00:01:52,410 --> 00:01:54,566 Some of you will be starting entry-level jobs, 48 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:57,383 which could blossom into lifelong careers. 49 00:01:57,384 --> 00:02:00,591 I can't find Casey. They all look the same in those stupid hats. 50 00:02:00,592 --> 00:02:03,502 There's Evan. And Grant. 51 00:02:03,503 --> 00:02:05,860 And flirty straight guy from last year! 52 00:02:05,861 --> 00:02:07,168 I didn't know he was a senior. 53 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:11,153 - Uh, flirty straight guy? - Oh... I meant ugly stupid guy. 54 00:02:13,297 --> 00:02:15,022 There's Casey. I could spot those 55 00:02:15,023 --> 00:02:16,792 blonde locks in the middle of a Swedish flea market. 56 00:02:16,793 --> 00:02:19,610 - Whoo! - Guys, do you mind? 57 00:02:19,611 --> 00:02:21,449 Love you, Casey! Love you! 58 00:02:22,062 --> 00:02:23,858 I'm trying to watch my boyfriend graduate. 59 00:02:23,952 --> 00:02:26,706 You've learned a lot in your time here at Cyprus-Rhodes, 60 00:02:26,994 --> 00:02:29,319 one would hope. Just a reminder, 61 00:02:30,562 --> 00:02:32,478 there are no refunds. 62 00:02:37,465 --> 00:02:39,663 I thought it was funny. But there's one more thing 63 00:02:39,664 --> 00:02:40,951 I'd like to leave you with today. 64 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:44,059 A wise person once said that the grand essentials 65 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:46,441 of happiness are these three things: 66 00:02:46,784 --> 00:02:47,583 Something to do, 67 00:02:48,499 --> 00:02:49,814 something to love 68 00:02:51,587 --> 00:02:53,035 and something to hope for. 69 00:02:56,131 --> 00:02:57,265 Don't forget us here. 70 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:01,987 College may be over for you, 71 00:03:01,988 --> 00:03:04,851 but your education is just beginning. 72 00:03:05,571 --> 00:03:07,633 Now, go on out there and make us proud. 73 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,268 Thank you. 74 00:03:29,654 --> 00:03:31,788 Congratulations, Case. 75 00:03:33,615 --> 00:03:36,921 - Mom and Dad went back to the hotel. - We graduated! Ooh! 76 00:03:36,922 --> 00:03:37,899 Yeah! 77 00:03:38,959 --> 00:03:41,841 And next week, I will be living in Manhattan. 78 00:03:41,842 --> 00:03:43,796 The Big Apple. The city that never sleeps. 79 00:03:43,797 --> 00:03:46,285 - The home of Carrie Bradshaw. - I don't want you to leave. 80 00:03:46,286 --> 00:03:48,280 Can't you just move out to DC now 81 00:03:48,281 --> 00:03:50,998 and forget about your stupid law school prep thing? 82 00:03:50,999 --> 00:03:54,116 I mean, we could take trains to visit each other. Trains! 83 00:03:54,117 --> 00:03:56,122 - That's very cosmopolitan. - But 84 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:59,052 GW doesn't offer the prep school thing, and CRU does. 85 00:03:59,053 --> 00:04:01,387 I am a serious law student now, 86 00:04:01,388 --> 00:04:04,215 ergo, I have to do serious law student-y things. 87 00:04:04,216 --> 00:04:06,560 - Like say "Ergo." - Hey, 88 00:04:06,561 --> 00:04:10,053 Ashleigh, I got you a going-away present. 89 00:04:17,335 --> 00:04:20,878 Oh. It's a, uh, rape whistle. 90 00:04:21,116 --> 00:04:23,657 Oh... No, it's for hailing taxis. 91 00:04:23,936 --> 00:04:26,285 - Just a little something. - Oh! 92 00:04:28,008 --> 00:04:29,051 Yep. 93 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:33,399 Well, I love my new not-rape taxi whistle. 94 00:04:33,787 --> 00:04:34,535 Thank you. 95 00:04:36,884 --> 00:04:39,410 OK. So I'm gonna go find the fam. 96 00:04:39,411 --> 00:04:41,701 - And I will see you at the party later. - OK. 97 00:04:41,702 --> 00:04:42,580 - OK, bye! - Bye. 98 00:04:42,581 --> 00:04:44,676 - Bye. - So... 99 00:04:45,281 --> 00:04:48,274 Pretty soon you'll be the lone Cartwright on campus. 100 00:04:48,275 --> 00:04:50,964 - Is this you passing the proverbial torch? - It is. 101 00:04:51,569 --> 00:04:52,411 Don't drop it. 102 00:04:59,709 --> 00:05:00,314 What? 103 00:05:01,765 --> 00:05:05,122 Well, I hoped that because I'm graduating, 104 00:05:05,478 --> 00:05:08,255 Cappie would say good luck 105 00:05:08,256 --> 00:05:11,926 or congratulations or even just goodbye. 106 00:05:14,436 --> 00:05:15,247 Maybe he will. 107 00:05:19,242 --> 00:05:20,687 Oh, God! I didn't mean right now! 108 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,101 Do I have to stay and referee? 109 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:23,799 I don't want a repeat of Cinco de Mayo. 110 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,136 - That was the tequila's fault. - Uh-huh. 111 00:05:26,483 --> 00:05:28,974 This could be it. Our final farewell. 112 00:05:29,775 --> 00:05:32,877 What's he going to say? What do I say back? 113 00:05:32,878 --> 00:05:34,220 And how am I supposed to 114 00:05:34,221 --> 00:05:36,276 look cute in this stupid graduation burqa? 115 00:05:51,542 --> 00:05:52,467 Nice hat. 116 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,927 Nice hat? 117 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:10,327 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 118 00:06:17,565 --> 00:06:20,110 - Good morning. - Wow, you have a date? 119 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:24,581 - In the eighties? - No, but I plan to get one. 120 00:06:24,582 --> 00:06:26,373 I'm starting back as ZBZ hasher today. 121 00:06:26,374 --> 00:06:29,146 - So is Laura back on the menu? - Laura who? 122 00:06:29,147 --> 00:06:31,330 We are on the precipice of our junior year, 123 00:06:31,331 --> 00:06:33,111 and next to providing an education, 124 00:06:33,112 --> 00:06:36,375 the second biggest thing college does is play matchmaker. 125 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:39,950 I got two years left to find the future Mrs. Dale Kettlewell. 126 00:06:40,432 --> 00:06:44,204 - In the ZBZ house? - They're not all Jezebels. 127 00:06:46,025 --> 00:06:49,062 - Is that gladiator porn? - No, it's not porn. 128 00:06:49,139 --> 00:06:51,817 I'm doing research to kick off the KT-Omega Chi truce. 129 00:06:52,184 --> 00:06:54,679 - We're having a four-pack. - All I see are six-packs. 130 00:06:55,169 --> 00:06:58,067 Already abusing your presidential power for personal gain. 131 00:06:58,068 --> 00:06:59,540 - It's porn if there's nipples. - Yup. 132 00:06:59,541 --> 00:07:01,767 The gladiators are wearing togas, 133 00:07:01,768 --> 00:07:03,963 which, in ancient Rome, were considered a symbol of peace. 134 00:07:06,149 --> 00:07:07,403 It's thematic. 135 00:07:08,925 --> 00:07:11,225 Cappie will be onboard. Is he back yet? 136 00:07:11,226 --> 00:07:12,647 I don't know. He took this road 137 00:07:12,659 --> 00:07:14,942 trip in May and nobody's heard from him all summer. 138 00:07:14,943 --> 00:07:16,463 He didn't even say goodbye to Casey. 139 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:20,331 - Is he going to? - I'm gonna stay out of it. 140 00:07:20,636 --> 00:07:23,464 But I'm sure Cappie will do something. 141 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:24,931 You know him, he's probably 142 00:07:24,932 --> 00:07:26,887 just gonna wait until the last second. 143 00:07:27,154 --> 00:07:29,578 He loves the drama, and romance. 144 00:07:30,339 --> 00:07:32,313 And procrastinating. 145 00:08:28,983 --> 00:08:31,734 Hey, I'm on another coffee run. I only have two minutes to talk. 146 00:08:31,735 --> 00:08:34,448 - Go! - I found your Yoga for Dummies DVD behind the desk. 147 00:08:34,449 --> 00:08:36,337 - Do you want me to mail it to you? - No, I'm doing yoga 148 00:08:36,338 --> 00:08:38,229 for normal people now. How's packing? 149 00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:40,237 Well, I'm slowly checking things off 150 00:08:40,238 --> 00:08:42,825 my last-things-to-do- before-I-leave list. 151 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:45,927 Um, I found a pair of earrings I borrowed from Frannie. 152 00:08:45,928 --> 00:08:48,934 - Ew, gross. - Which are going to Goodwill. 153 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:52,263 The law book I used for my summer course, 154 00:08:52,264 --> 00:08:53,096 which I'm going to sell. 155 00:08:53,191 --> 00:08:56,453 And Cappie's "Jamaica Me Horny" T-shirt, 156 00:08:56,813 --> 00:08:59,843 - which I'm going to burn. - Stop thinking about Cappie, 157 00:08:59,844 --> 00:09:01,637 get in your car and get out here. 158 00:09:01,638 --> 00:09:03,485 I am done thinking about Cappie. 159 00:09:03,486 --> 00:09:06,078 I spent all summer thinking about "Nice hat." 160 00:09:06,398 --> 00:09:08,312 I just want to set his shirt on fire. 161 00:09:08,313 --> 00:09:10,862 - So how's the real world? - Oh... 162 00:09:11,095 --> 00:09:13,585 Well, I make no money. I share a tiny apartment 163 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,606 with four roommates and no air conditioning. 164 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,837 And everyone here's always in such a hurry. 165 00:09:18,087 --> 00:09:19,897 This city has major time-management issues. 166 00:09:20,248 --> 00:09:21,807 - Watch it! - Sorry! 167 00:09:21,808 --> 00:09:24,476 And anger-management issues. 168 00:09:26,158 --> 00:09:29,304 And Faith keeps texting me with those stupid x's and o's, 169 00:09:29,305 --> 00:09:30,960 which are nothing but lies! 170 00:09:32,227 --> 00:09:34,881 Oh. Well, I'm sure it's not that bad. 171 00:09:34,882 --> 00:09:36,452 Tell Rusty I'm totally using 172 00:09:36,453 --> 00:09:38,618 my not-rape taxi whistle. Talk to you later. Bye. 173 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,825 Miss you, and love you. Bye, Ash. 174 00:09:42,903 --> 00:09:43,697 No! 175 00:09:45,568 --> 00:09:47,210 And what exactly is your policy 176 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:48,362 on boys staying over? 177 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:51,169 It's against ZBZ Nationals' policy. 178 00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:52,762 Uh-huh. But what's your policy? 179 00:09:53,871 --> 00:09:56,827 My policy is ZBZ Nationals' policy. 180 00:09:56,828 --> 00:09:57,947 Uh-huh. 181 00:09:59,938 --> 00:10:03,044 Well, thank you for coming in. Kelly will show you out. 182 00:10:03,045 --> 00:10:04,351 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 183 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:10,313 That was the last candidate from Nationals for house mom. 184 00:10:10,314 --> 00:10:12,528 She does have over 20 years of experience. 185 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,818 So does Kirsten Dunst, but that doesn't make her movies good. 186 00:10:14,819 --> 00:10:17,615 I think we should hire that drunk one, Joan. 187 00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:21,127 As president, I say we find other candidates, 188 00:10:21,128 --> 00:10:23,712 preferably senile ones with a hearing or sight impairment. 189 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,224 - But where can we find them? - You know, I can help. 190 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:27,465 My church is full of those. 191 00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:29,355 The last thing we need is a preacher's wife 192 00:10:29,356 --> 00:10:31,914 throwing verses at us about the evils of dancing and evolution. 193 00:10:31,915 --> 00:10:33,404 No, but most of them aren't even that religious. 194 00:10:33,405 --> 00:10:35,815 They just need something to do on Sunday mornings. 195 00:10:35,816 --> 00:10:38,560 I know one that'd be perfect for us. Barely knows her own name. 196 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,871 She sounds perfect! Thanks, Dale. 197 00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:46,184 - I like your tie. - Why, thank you for noticing, Abigail. 198 00:10:46,775 --> 00:10:48,978 Oh, I can't not watch this. 199 00:10:48,979 --> 00:10:52,684 Yes, thank you both. As president, I think we should meet her. 200 00:10:59,637 --> 00:11:00,787 - Hey! - Hey. 201 00:11:00,788 --> 00:11:01,613 What are you doing here? 202 00:11:01,614 --> 00:11:03,160 Classes don't start for a couple of weeks, right? 203 00:11:03,238 --> 00:11:04,847 Yeah, I had to go fill out this 204 00:11:04,848 --> 00:11:07,341 proof of enrollment thing for financial aid. 205 00:11:07,535 --> 00:11:10,861 - What about you? - Oh, selling my book from my summer course, 206 00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:14,173 getting through my list of last-things-to-do before I leave. 207 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,628 Mm. Yeah, you must be excited to go to DC, huh? 208 00:11:16,629 --> 00:11:18,945 You get to start over in a whole new place, all new people. 209 00:11:19,349 --> 00:11:22,118 Well, I'm not too thrilled about starting over. 210 00:11:22,119 --> 00:11:24,844 This has been my home for the last four years. 211 00:11:25,082 --> 00:11:26,218 Leaving's hard. 212 00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:30,474 But I didn't have much of a choice. I didn't get into CRU. 213 00:11:30,678 --> 00:11:32,107 Yeah, which is weird, right? 214 00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:33,654 I mean, your LSAT score was higher than mine. 215 00:11:33,856 --> 00:11:38,204 - So was my GPA. - So why do you think you didn't you get in? 216 00:11:38,486 --> 00:11:39,529 I don't know. 217 00:11:40,239 --> 00:11:42,856 Maybe they didn't like my personal statement? 218 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,427 - Who knows? - If it were me, I'd want to know. 219 00:11:54,354 --> 00:11:58,911 So after a couple days in Charlotte, there was a week in Helena, 220 00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:01,227 then a few nights in Savannah, 221 00:12:01,228 --> 00:12:03,904 and a whole month exploring Sydney. 222 00:12:04,338 --> 00:12:06,832 Wow, Cap. You went to Australia? 223 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:09,944 No, no. Sydney lives in Florida. 224 00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:15,764 Spitter, hey! I didn't see you standing there! Come here. 225 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,370 - I missed you. - Oh, man! 226 00:12:19,553 --> 00:12:22,420 All right, all right! I missed you the most, 227 00:12:22,421 --> 00:12:25,674 my little... Oh, sorry.... equal of mine in the fraternity. 228 00:12:25,836 --> 00:12:27,997 - Yeah. When'd you get back? - Just a couple hours ago. 229 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,496 It was incredible. I toured the whole country. 230 00:12:30,848 --> 00:12:32,010 But you were kidding about 231 00:12:32,011 --> 00:12:34,764 all the girls with the city names, right? 232 00:12:34,765 --> 00:12:38,801 Yeah, their names were Bridget, Amy, Kelly and T-something. 233 00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:41,168 Oh. What about Casey? 234 00:12:42,777 --> 00:12:44,373 What do you mean, what about Casey? 235 00:12:44,394 --> 00:12:46,852 She said we had a college relationship, 236 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,347 and then she graduated. Then there was Cinco de Mayo. 237 00:12:49,348 --> 00:12:52,385 That was the tequila's fault. 238 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,718 Two days. Casey's gone in two days. 239 00:12:54,719 --> 00:12:57,992 - So? - So if you want to say goodbye, or whatever, 240 00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:00,091 you still can. 241 00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:08,083 She's the one leaving, you know. She could say goodbye to me. 242 00:13:09,994 --> 00:13:10,879 So that's it? 243 00:13:11,553 --> 00:13:14,772 Look, out of respect for a fellow KT brother, 244 00:13:14,773 --> 00:13:16,177 if you want to give me your class schedule, 245 00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:17,682 I'll make sure to tell the ins and outs 246 00:13:17,683 --> 00:13:19,113 of my city stories when you're gone. 247 00:13:20,161 --> 00:13:23,004 - You know what they say, bros before... - OK, Cap. 248 00:13:39,081 --> 00:13:41,458 Looks like your personal statement was fine. 249 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,872 So if that's all you wanted to know... 250 00:13:43,873 --> 00:13:45,718 Well, since I'm here, I was just wondering 251 00:13:45,719 --> 00:13:48,726 - if could you tell me why I wasn't accepted? - No. 252 00:13:48,984 --> 00:13:51,328 But I'm more than happy to give you tips 253 00:13:51,329 --> 00:13:53,031 on how to improve your chances for next year. 254 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:54,855 Oh, I won't be applying again. 255 00:13:54,856 --> 00:13:56,858 I got into GW and I'm leaving, um, 256 00:13:57,363 --> 00:14:01,591 in 39 hours. I was just curious. 257 00:14:02,814 --> 00:14:04,389 OK, fine. 258 00:14:04,691 --> 00:14:05,436 Let's see... 259 00:14:06,135 --> 00:14:09,384 Your LSAT scores were solid, 260 00:14:09,385 --> 00:14:11,145 your grades were good. Oh. 261 00:14:11,295 --> 00:14:14,265 - Oh? - You had a couple of really good recommendation letters. 262 00:14:14,266 --> 00:14:16,521 A couple? I had three letters. 263 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,240 And a couple of really good ones. 264 00:14:19,314 --> 00:14:22,577 Uh, someone wrote me a bad one? What'd they say? 265 00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:24,133 - Who was it? Why? - That's all I can tell you. 266 00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:26,109 Best of luck in Washington, Miss Cartwright. 267 00:14:32,809 --> 00:14:34,468 Oh. Hey, Becks. 268 00:14:34,469 --> 00:14:36,519 Um, maybe you can help me with something. 269 00:14:36,993 --> 00:14:38,070 I don't move furniture. 270 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:41,110 But I could get Evan to make some of the Omega Chis do it. 271 00:14:41,111 --> 00:14:42,508 No, it's just... 272 00:14:44,393 --> 00:14:47,275 - What are you doing? - Replacing these fugly curtains. 273 00:14:47,743 --> 00:14:49,637 - I picked those out. - Mm-hm. 274 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:55,215 Anyway, I just found out that I was rejected from CRU Law 275 00:14:55,216 --> 00:14:57,415 because of a bad recommendation letter. 276 00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,076 Not everyone loves Casey Cartwright? 277 00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:03,849 - Shocker. - Apparently not. 278 00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:06,073 I just spoke with two of my professors, 279 00:15:06,074 --> 00:15:07,870 and they both wrote me glowing letters. 280 00:15:07,871 --> 00:15:10,429 So the only one left is Joel. 281 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,835 - Do you think he'd do that to me? - Why do you care? 282 00:15:12,836 --> 00:15:14,884 - You got into GW. - I don't care. I just... 283 00:15:15,884 --> 00:15:18,977 - I mean, I do, but... - I get it. 284 00:15:18,978 --> 00:15:20,479 Because if he hadn't done that, 285 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,654 you would've stayed at CRU and you'd still be with Cappie. 286 00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:24,635 - No. - Yes. 287 00:15:25,962 --> 00:15:27,532 It's just unjust. 288 00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:29,190 I worked my butt off for Joel, 289 00:15:29,191 --> 00:15:30,286 and I did a damn good job. 290 00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:34,051 The only weirdness he and I ever had was 291 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,160 the night of the Mardi Gras party. 292 00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:38,966 He came on to me, and then it got all awkward 293 00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:40,085 when I told him I had a boyfriend. 294 00:15:40,086 --> 00:15:42,328 But he couldn't have written me a bad recommendation 295 00:15:42,329 --> 00:15:43,530 because of that, would he? 296 00:15:44,617 --> 00:15:47,071 - Would he? - Oh. 297 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,060 That wasn't rhetorical? 298 00:15:49,822 --> 00:15:51,638 Casey, you're moving to Washington. 299 00:15:51,639 --> 00:15:53,150 Let it go, and go! 300 00:16:00,971 --> 00:16:02,485 They're circling me like sharks. 301 00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:05,172 Well, it's the new Greek waters. They'll get used to it. 302 00:16:05,421 --> 00:16:06,944 And now I'm president, and I say 303 00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,829 you can come by and hang out whenever you want. 304 00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:10,747 Great idea, Cal. In fact, 305 00:16:10,748 --> 00:16:12,711 why don't we just combine houses? That'd be rad! 306 00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:15,836 I just want us to stop fighting, Trip. 307 00:16:15,837 --> 00:16:17,922 Do you have any idea why you don't like the KTs? 308 00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:20,758 Yeah. They're KTs. 309 00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:29,057 - I really don't like that guy. - Not everyone's onboard yet, 310 00:16:29,058 --> 00:16:32,034 but after the toga party, that will change. 311 00:16:32,148 --> 00:16:34,237 Even Cappie thinks the party will promote peace. 312 00:16:34,238 --> 00:16:36,498 And promiscuity. Speaking of which, 313 00:16:36,499 --> 00:16:37,850 did you hear about Cappie's road trip? 314 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,633 He sure did hit a lot of cities, huh? 315 00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:42,610 Yeah, I know. It's obvious he's still mad at Casey. 316 00:16:42,611 --> 00:16:44,206 He's kind of being a jerk about it. 317 00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:46,405 What do you expect him? He hasn't changed. 318 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,642 That's the problem. I just wish he'd grow up a little. 319 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:49,768 It's Cappie. 320 00:16:50,387 --> 00:16:52,444 You said it yourself, he's like Peter Pan. 321 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,960 He'll probably be KT president for life. 322 00:17:01,574 --> 00:17:03,635 Ladies, this is Miriam. 323 00:17:03,636 --> 00:17:05,235 She's still spry at 73, 324 00:17:05,236 --> 00:17:06,731 but has a slight hearing problem, 325 00:17:06,732 --> 00:17:09,247 so please speak loudly and enunciate. 326 00:17:09,744 --> 00:17:12,002 Hello, Miriam! 327 00:17:12,003 --> 00:17:16,707 - Welcome to ZBZ! - Ooh! I'd love some tea. 328 00:17:17,026 --> 00:17:21,864 - So far she sounds perfect. - Shut your hole, Abby. 329 00:17:21,865 --> 00:17:25,895 I always wanted to be in a sorority, and now here's my chance. 330 00:17:26,281 --> 00:17:30,373 Will there be a house father? And will we share a room? 331 00:17:30,374 --> 00:17:31,687 I think you probably just 332 00:17:31,688 --> 00:17:33,528 want to know if there's a man around the house 333 00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:35,523 for all the physical labor, right? 334 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,016 I guess you could call it that. 335 00:17:40,911 --> 00:17:44,898 Dale, as president, I will be the one asking the questions. 336 00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:48,083 - Yeah, of course. - Don't you have work to do? 337 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,684 Right, yeah. You keep quiz Miriam 338 00:17:53,152 --> 00:17:54,426 and I'll go hit the P&P. 339 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:57,094 That's pots and pans. Hasher lingo. 340 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,516 Hi. Uh, there's been a mistake, 341 00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,728 because this check is half what it's supposed to be. 342 00:18:09,729 --> 00:18:12,315 - It's the correct amount. - OK, well, can you check? 343 00:18:12,754 --> 00:18:16,050 - Please? It's Evan Chambers. - Evan Chambers? 344 00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:19,704 As in Chambers Hall? As in the name on the building across campus 345 00:18:19,705 --> 00:18:22,589 'cause your family donated millions of dollars to the school? 346 00:18:22,865 --> 00:18:24,295 - That Evan Chambers? - That's me. 347 00:18:24,779 --> 00:18:27,357 But that is my parents' money. I don't... 348 00:18:27,358 --> 00:18:29,955 You know, we have students who actually need the aid. 349 00:18:31,919 --> 00:18:36,885 OK, look, I haven't received any support, financial or otherwise, 350 00:18:36,886 --> 00:18:38,667 from my parents in almost a year, 351 00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:41,727 and I have to put a deposit on an apartment today. 352 00:18:41,843 --> 00:18:43,262 So I am one of those 353 00:18:43,263 --> 00:18:45,544 students that you mentioned who needs the aid... 354 00:18:47,111 --> 00:18:48,558 ...no matter what the building's named. 355 00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:50,443 There's nothing I can do. 356 00:18:51,107 --> 00:18:52,581 Wait, maybe there is. Um... 357 00:18:53,949 --> 00:18:55,140 It's not the Four Seasons. 358 00:18:59,357 --> 00:19:00,780 Law school dorms? 359 00:19:06,847 --> 00:19:09,448 Actually facing this way. That's my shape. 360 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,632 - I did it. - Well... 361 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:12,646 - What's up, guys? - Hey, Spitter, check it out. 362 00:19:12,647 --> 00:19:14,563 I replaced the seat of the KT throne 363 00:19:14,564 --> 00:19:17,059 with a foam cushion specially contoured to my butt. 364 00:19:17,414 --> 00:19:18,706 - That is great. - Right? 365 00:19:18,707 --> 00:19:20,214 If you want to be president 366 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:21,716 of Kappa Tau forever. 367 00:19:22,313 --> 00:19:24,540 What if someone else wants to run for president? 368 00:19:24,541 --> 00:19:27,008 - Of what? - Of Kappa Tau. 369 00:19:27,849 --> 00:19:30,000 - Like who? - Like me. 370 00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:34,030 You... 371 00:19:36,569 --> 00:19:38,099 - Really? - Yeah. We forgot to hold 372 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,005 elections at the end of last year. Again. 373 00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:44,489 And I'd like to run for president. 374 00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:46,180 But Spitter, you're Cappie's little bro. 375 00:19:46,181 --> 00:19:49,157 - You take over when he dies. - Yeah, it's in the by-laws. 376 00:19:49,158 --> 00:19:52,548 Huh. Looks like we have another ambitious Cartwright. 377 00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:54,372 What's a little friendly competition? 378 00:19:57,126 --> 00:20:00,819 All right. I accept your friendly competition. 379 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,204 Tonight, before the toga party, 380 00:20:02,363 --> 00:20:04,926 we'll determine the next KT president 381 00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:07,295 with a duel to the death! 382 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:10,734 - Wait. A what? - I'm just kidding. 383 00:20:10,735 --> 00:20:12,755 Speeches. Try and keep it under two minutes. 384 00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,268 Casey Cartwright. What can I do for you? 385 00:20:27,382 --> 00:20:29,283 Well, I don't know if you heard the news. 386 00:20:29,574 --> 00:20:31,266 It's not like it was on CNN or anything. 387 00:20:33,819 --> 00:20:37,045 Um, but I was accepted into GW law. 388 00:20:37,579 --> 00:20:39,604 - I'm leaving tomorrow. - Congrats, Casey. 389 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:43,487 - They're lucky to have you. - But I was rejected from CRU. 390 00:20:43,488 --> 00:20:47,375 And I'm just curious, um, the letter of recommendation you wrote, 391 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,044 did you recommend me? 392 00:20:49,045 --> 00:20:50,867 Because I thought that was kind of the point. 393 00:20:51,347 --> 00:20:54,200 Look, you got into GW. Be happy. 394 00:20:54,201 --> 00:20:57,091 I just need to know. Why would you write me a bad letter? 395 00:20:57,092 --> 00:20:59,095 Was it because of my work? Did I do something wrong? 396 00:21:00,015 --> 00:21:02,692 Is it because I didn't tell you I had a boyfriend? 397 00:21:02,693 --> 00:21:05,118 Honestly? Your performance here was good. 398 00:21:05,614 --> 00:21:09,420 But at the end of the day, I thought you lacked integrity. 399 00:21:10,758 --> 00:21:12,275 Lacked integrity? 400 00:21:12,598 --> 00:21:15,780 You intentionally misled me by withholding information, 401 00:21:15,781 --> 00:21:17,506 which makes me question your 402 00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:20,022 character and what kind of lawyer you'd make. 403 00:21:20,023 --> 00:21:21,776 But obviously, you didn't 404 00:21:21,777 --> 00:21:23,909 need my help getting into law school elsewhere. 405 00:21:24,223 --> 00:21:26,935 You're a smart, pretty girl. 406 00:21:27,817 --> 00:21:29,166 Good luck in Washington. 407 00:21:35,443 --> 00:21:36,641 And then he was like, 408 00:21:36,642 --> 00:21:38,924 "Good luck in Washington, you're a pretty girl." 409 00:21:39,039 --> 00:21:41,291 And yes, it's great that he thinks I'm pretty, 410 00:21:41,447 --> 00:21:42,555 but I couldn't believe that! 411 00:21:42,556 --> 00:21:45,304 Joel is so not cute anymore! All I see is ugly. 412 00:21:46,565 --> 00:21:49,581 Joel. J-O-E-L. 413 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,566 Thank you so much. 414 00:21:53,567 --> 00:21:55,448 Um, Ashleigh has my number. 415 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,006 This is her friend Casey. 416 00:21:57,806 --> 00:21:59,552 Actually, could you...? Hello? 417 00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:03,190 - Hello? - Hey, Case. 418 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,762 Do you happen to have all your old 419 00:22:05,763 --> 00:22:08,480 campaign stuff from when you were running for ZBZ president? 420 00:22:08,481 --> 00:22:09,605 It's all packed up. Why? 421 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,682 Because I'm running against Cappie for KT president. 422 00:22:13,785 --> 00:22:15,993 - Really? - You sound like Cappie. 423 00:22:15,994 --> 00:22:17,990 And Dale. And Calvin. 424 00:22:17,991 --> 00:22:20,641 And Mom. Look, I think I can win. 425 00:22:20,642 --> 00:22:21,712 It's just that I don't have 426 00:22:21,713 --> 00:22:24,299 the time to make the buttons and the T-shirts. 427 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,802 Well, I don't think that the KTs 428 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,714 will respond to pink buttons and BeDazzled baby-tees. 429 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:32,204 - Know your audience. - This audience looks a little distracted. 430 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,265 I really need to talk to Ash. 431 00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:36,369 This long-distance relationship is killing me. 432 00:22:37,842 --> 00:22:39,953 You and I don't normally talk about this kinda stuff. 433 00:22:40,172 --> 00:22:42,245 Oh, is it like, uh, feminine stuff? 434 00:22:42,246 --> 00:22:45,455 Why do guys always go there? No. It's got nothing to do with... 435 00:22:45,456 --> 00:22:48,539 Pretend I'm her. Talk to me like you'd talk to Ashleigh. 436 00:22:48,841 --> 00:22:50,968 Uh... That's just weird. 437 00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:55,958 OK, fine. 438 00:22:58,503 --> 00:22:59,423 Remember Joel? 439 00:23:00,350 --> 00:23:02,756 Well, I didn't get into CRU Law because he wrote me 440 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,104 a bad letter of recommendation 441 00:23:04,105 --> 00:23:05,741 because he hit on me over Scotch and cookies 442 00:23:05,742 --> 00:23:06,930 because I didn't tell him I had a boyfriend 443 00:23:06,931 --> 00:23:08,177 because I was working for him and I shouldn't 444 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,950 have to tell him because it's a professional situation 445 00:23:09,951 --> 00:23:11,828 that he made awkward by asking me out. 446 00:23:12,972 --> 00:23:14,674 Phew! That was really fast. 447 00:23:14,675 --> 00:23:16,198 And because of all of that, 448 00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:20,051 Joel wrote in the letter that I lack integrity. 449 00:23:22,924 --> 00:23:24,562 I don't know, maybe I do. 450 00:23:24,563 --> 00:23:27,738 Maybe I was stringing him along. Why do I even care? 451 00:23:28,258 --> 00:23:29,273 Um, hey. 452 00:23:31,797 --> 00:23:34,214 Because you don't lack integrity. 453 00:23:35,124 --> 00:23:36,392 You have to do something. 454 00:23:36,393 --> 00:23:38,354 Because he can't get away with saying any of that. 455 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,042 Are you running against Cappie for me 456 00:23:46,043 --> 00:23:47,971 or because you really want to be KT president? 457 00:23:48,371 --> 00:23:52,070 - What if I said both? - Then I'd say good luck. 458 00:23:55,241 --> 00:23:56,106 And thanks. 459 00:23:57,785 --> 00:24:00,615 Well, I guess I am going to law school 460 00:24:00,632 --> 00:24:02,398 to fight for justice. 461 00:24:03,132 --> 00:24:04,931 I might as well start with Joel. 462 00:24:13,604 --> 00:24:15,202 Hey, Cal. Uh... 463 00:24:16,578 --> 00:24:18,168 - It's a good look for you. - Thanks. 464 00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:22,938 So listen, man, my living situation is officially screwed, 465 00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,718 but, um, not to worry. I 466 00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:26,169 should be out of my room the next couple of days. 467 00:24:26,170 --> 00:24:27,200 What happened to financial aid? 468 00:24:27,201 --> 00:24:29,793 Um, well, they didn't aid me 469 00:24:29,794 --> 00:24:31,179 as much as I'd expected. 470 00:24:33,042 --> 00:24:34,389 Hey, look, if you need to stay here... 471 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:36,664 No, no, no, I'll be fine. You know what I could do? 472 00:24:36,677 --> 00:24:38,242 I could always beg my parents for help. 473 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:39,716 But I don't know. 474 00:24:40,251 --> 00:24:43,195 Easy way out. I'm better than that. You helped me see that. 475 00:24:43,486 --> 00:24:45,242 Uh... Yeah, you know, it's no big deal. 476 00:24:45,243 --> 00:24:47,647 Hey, the way you handled things over spring break... 477 00:24:48,472 --> 00:24:50,076 I'm glad the house is in your hands. 478 00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:56,443 Yeah, you know, about that, um... 479 00:24:59,746 --> 00:25:02,172 Well, that was pretty crazy, right? 480 00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:03,036 Wild, man! 481 00:25:04,284 --> 00:25:06,691 Yeah. All right, man. I'll see you later. 482 00:25:14,883 --> 00:25:16,705 Hey, Becks. How'd it go with Miriam? 483 00:25:17,746 --> 00:25:18,967 She's pretty senile, huh? 484 00:25:20,015 --> 00:25:21,998 - Is she our new house mom? - She's not our anything. 485 00:25:21,999 --> 00:25:24,640 And, as president, I've decided we won't be needing a house mom. 486 00:25:24,641 --> 00:25:26,393 But Nationals told us we needed one. 487 00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:30,220 - No, Nationals told us we needed one. - That's what I just said. 488 00:25:30,672 --> 00:25:32,157 As president, you should listen better. 489 00:25:32,526 --> 00:25:34,720 Dale, you're getting a little too involved with the house. 490 00:25:34,916 --> 00:25:37,139 Is... It is because of these? 491 00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,881 Come on, yeah, it's above and beyond, 492 00:25:38,882 --> 00:25:40,131 but Abby and some of the gals 493 00:25:40,132 --> 00:25:42,590 said they needed help. So I'm not one to let a sister down. 494 00:25:43,984 --> 00:25:45,692 That's not what I meant. What I meant was... 495 00:25:45,693 --> 00:25:47,680 Shut up! You're the best, Dale! 496 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:50,611 Ladies, as promised, old sheets for your togas 497 00:25:50,612 --> 00:25:52,138 from the motel across the freeway. 498 00:25:52,139 --> 00:25:54,344 Abby, I thoroughly bleached that one for you. 499 00:26:06,105 --> 00:26:08,780 You set a meeting with the admissions office? What the hell? 500 00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:11,926 I want you to explain to the admissions board 501 00:26:11,927 --> 00:26:14,767 exactly what you meant when you said I lack integrity. 502 00:26:14,768 --> 00:26:16,702 Casey, their decision has been made. 503 00:26:16,703 --> 00:26:18,540 I'm sorry if you feel you were misrepresented, 504 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:20,383 but I was asked to give my professional opinion... 505 00:26:20,384 --> 00:26:21,832 And you gave your personal one. 506 00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:23,844 You made it sound like I lied on my resume 507 00:26:23,845 --> 00:26:25,239 or dipped into the campaign funds, 508 00:26:25,724 --> 00:26:28,625 when in reality, I was working for you, you made a move, 509 00:26:28,779 --> 00:26:30,114 I told you I had a boyfriend 510 00:26:30,115 --> 00:26:32,257 and suddenly I'm gonna be a bad lawyer. 511 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:33,610 You want me to tell them that? 512 00:26:33,611 --> 00:26:34,572 It'll make me sound like a total... 513 00:26:34,591 --> 00:26:38,001 Exactly. I'm sorry if I misled you. 514 00:26:38,290 --> 00:26:39,695 It wasn't my intent. 515 00:26:39,696 --> 00:26:41,382 But I don't think you understand what you did. 516 00:26:41,695 --> 00:26:44,771 You changed my entire life with one sentence. 517 00:26:44,772 --> 00:26:47,002 And if you're going to challenge my integrity, 518 00:26:47,003 --> 00:26:48,903 I'd appreciate it if you showed some yourself. 519 00:26:49,517 --> 00:26:53,358 So either explain to them what you meant, or rescind the letter. 520 00:26:58,425 --> 00:27:01,774 Maybe my letter was slightly colored by personal feelings. 521 00:27:02,086 --> 00:27:02,654 I'm sorry. 522 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,734 But rescinding it now won't make a difference. 523 00:27:05,735 --> 00:27:07,704 - It will to me. - Miss Cartwright. 524 00:27:07,956 --> 00:27:09,810 I'm sorry, did we have another appointment? 525 00:27:10,357 --> 00:27:14,803 No, I was just checking something off of my list before I leave. 526 00:27:17,862 --> 00:27:20,537 - There was no meeting. - Mm. 527 00:27:22,955 --> 00:27:24,313 Remember when you told me 528 00:27:24,314 --> 00:27:26,237 some people should be in your life forever 529 00:27:26,238 --> 00:27:27,981 and others just make an appearance? 530 00:27:29,008 --> 00:27:30,023 Thanks for that. 531 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,868 OK, guys, I know you want to get ready for the party, 532 00:27:38,085 --> 00:27:39,388 but we gotta do this. 533 00:27:40,037 --> 00:27:41,760 So according to the by-laws, 534 00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:44,193 we've been holding elections all wrong. 535 00:27:44,549 --> 00:27:46,595 Yeah. We have to vote. 536 00:27:46,596 --> 00:27:49,159 Yeah, but after the speeches. 537 00:27:49,437 --> 00:27:51,117 - That'll do. - Any questions? 538 00:27:51,118 --> 00:27:53,752 Yeah, is this gonna make us late to the toga party? 539 00:27:57,237 --> 00:27:57,932 Cappie? 540 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,700 Friends, KTs, brother-men! 541 00:28:03,701 --> 00:28:05,439 Lend me your beers. 542 00:28:08,711 --> 00:28:09,459 Thank you. 543 00:28:14,607 --> 00:28:17,320 I come to bury Spitter, not to praise him. 544 00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:19,973 I have led the house of KT with great success. 545 00:28:19,974 --> 00:28:22,774 I think my record as KT president speaks for itself. 546 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:26,356 And I ask you, who has more fun than the KTs? 547 00:28:27,217 --> 00:28:27,952 Anyone? 548 00:28:27,953 --> 00:28:29,457 And I ask you to ask yourself, 549 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:32,064 is it even possible to have more fun? 550 00:28:32,603 --> 00:28:37,411 I think not. Therefore, the only alternative is to have less fun. 551 00:28:37,412 --> 00:28:39,555 And we all know that less fun 552 00:28:39,556 --> 00:28:41,683 is not as fun as the fun we're already having. 553 00:28:41,684 --> 00:28:43,772 So let's wrap up this election, and... 554 00:28:44,075 --> 00:28:47,622 To-ga! To-ga! - To-ga! To-ga! 555 00:28:54,492 --> 00:28:55,716 Ah! Theatrics, Spitter. 556 00:28:56,328 --> 00:28:57,318 It's what the people want. 557 00:28:59,630 --> 00:29:00,345 Spitter. 558 00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:07,381 Uh, if elected... 559 00:29:20,983 --> 00:29:23,693 ...I promise I will get you all laid! 560 00:29:29,415 --> 00:29:34,264 Spitt-er! Spitt-er! 561 00:29:34,265 --> 00:29:37,429 Spitt-er! Spitt-er! 562 00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,153 To-ga! To-ga! To-ga! 563 00:29:40,383 --> 00:29:42,846 Wait, you guys! We have to vote now. 564 00:29:43,186 --> 00:29:45,290 We'll vote after the party. It'll give us more time 565 00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:47,972 to digest these two powerful speeches. 566 00:29:49,064 --> 00:29:51,153 Looks like I know what the people want, too. 567 00:30:01,455 --> 00:30:02,910 Oh! You should have seen it, Ash! 568 00:30:02,911 --> 00:30:04,756 I totally put him in his place, 569 00:30:04,757 --> 00:30:06,875 and then just left him standing there. 570 00:30:06,876 --> 00:30:08,676 It was incredible. I wonder 571 00:30:08,677 --> 00:30:10,501 if this is what Erin Brockovich felt like. 572 00:30:10,823 --> 00:30:13,267 And now you can leave. 573 00:30:13,571 --> 00:30:15,695 - Yay! - Why are you panting? 574 00:30:15,696 --> 00:30:19,413 Who the hell would build a building without an elevator? 575 00:30:19,414 --> 00:30:20,248 It makes no sense. 576 00:30:20,641 --> 00:30:24,001 But with all these stairs, you have to see my new New York ass. 577 00:30:24,351 --> 00:30:27,286 I will be out there soon, I just have a few more boxes and... 578 00:30:28,967 --> 00:30:30,518 - Cappie. - No! 579 00:30:30,519 --> 00:30:32,368 Forget about Cappie and drive. 580 00:30:32,369 --> 00:30:34,887 No, it is Cappie. He's walking right toward me. 581 00:30:34,888 --> 00:30:36,174 Remember, Spitter's not gonna buy 582 00:30:36,175 --> 00:30:39,226 you fancy microbrews. He can't even buy you brew. 583 00:30:39,866 --> 00:30:41,288 Run to your car! Run! 584 00:30:41,289 --> 00:30:43,558 I've got one more thing on my to-do list, Ash. 585 00:30:43,559 --> 00:30:45,853 Well, then put it on speaker! Put it on speaker! 586 00:30:51,996 --> 00:30:55,038 - Nice toga. - Well played. 587 00:30:55,905 --> 00:30:59,233 - I thought you were... - Leaving? Yes, I am. 588 00:30:59,798 --> 00:31:02,690 - Case, listen... - No, no, you've had your chance. 589 00:31:02,691 --> 00:31:03,882 Now, I have something I need to say. 590 00:31:06,230 --> 00:31:08,569 This was the worst summer of my life. 591 00:31:09,074 --> 00:31:11,950 - Our breakup crushed me. - You think it was easy for me? 592 00:31:11,951 --> 00:31:14,781 And now I'm leaving tomorrow, and you can't even say goodbye. 593 00:31:14,782 --> 00:31:16,181 - I don't know if now... - Uh-uh! 594 00:31:16,547 --> 00:31:18,421 Why couldn't you say something? Anything? 595 00:31:18,422 --> 00:31:20,225 You had all summer to say it, but you didn't. 596 00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:24,043 You know, so I guess this is me saying it to you. 597 00:31:26,215 --> 00:31:27,166 Goodbye, Cap. 598 00:31:28,175 --> 00:31:30,990 Yeah! Bye, Cap! You suck! 599 00:31:31,908 --> 00:31:33,309 This is Ashleigh, by the way. 600 00:31:34,941 --> 00:31:37,110 Now, I can move on to Washington. 601 00:31:37,111 --> 00:31:39,661 - Did he know it was me? - Hold on, I have another call. 602 00:31:40,601 --> 00:31:43,194 - Oh, my gosh, it's a university number. - Put it on three-way! 603 00:31:44,048 --> 00:31:47,120 Please? I have no television. You're like a real reality show. 604 00:31:47,503 --> 00:31:48,753 Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. 605 00:31:49,067 --> 00:31:51,410 - Please? Please? - OK. 606 00:31:52,295 --> 00:31:53,359 Hello? 607 00:32:05,938 --> 00:32:07,536 Who wants a refill, huh? 608 00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:10,397 Brought to you by Cappie the Carefree. 609 00:32:10,398 --> 00:32:12,664 We're good, actually. Spitter just brought us these, so... 610 00:32:13,352 --> 00:32:16,186 Wonderful. More for me. 611 00:32:19,144 --> 00:32:21,136 Mm. Hey, Beav! Buddy. 612 00:32:21,494 --> 00:32:24,162 Just remember when you're voting who saved you a trip to the bar. 613 00:32:24,163 --> 00:32:27,082 Ah. Thank you, Cap, but we're gonna hit the dance floor. 614 00:32:27,348 --> 00:32:29,275 Go on ahead, I'll meet you out there. 615 00:32:33,178 --> 00:32:35,100 Spitter, Spitter! Thank you. 616 00:32:35,298 --> 00:32:37,442 Your campaign promise already paid off. 617 00:32:37,443 --> 00:32:40,659 I just hooked up with that Tri Pi in the bathroom! 618 00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:43,527 - Glad I could be of service. - What? Beav! 619 00:32:43,732 --> 00:32:46,360 Spitter had nothing to do with that! She's a Tri Pi. 620 00:32:46,361 --> 00:32:49,202 Cap, he promised, then it happened. 621 00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:51,092 I wouldn't call that a coincidence. 622 00:32:51,093 --> 00:32:52,470 That's exactly what it's called! 623 00:32:54,462 --> 00:32:55,799 Spitter, you got my vote. 624 00:32:57,679 --> 00:32:58,845 Et tu, Beaver? 625 00:32:59,256 --> 00:33:01,698 Hey, I never specified when they get laid, 626 00:33:01,699 --> 00:33:04,487 so technically, the next time any of them have sex, 627 00:33:04,488 --> 00:33:06,559 I'll be living up to my campaign promise. 628 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,938 Oh, yeah? Well, maybe I'll just go celibate to prove you a liar. 629 00:33:09,939 --> 00:33:10,790 Yeah. 630 00:33:17,822 --> 00:33:21,187 Another campaign promise fulfilled. You're welcome, Heath. 631 00:33:21,670 --> 00:33:24,034 Calvin was already my boyfriend! 632 00:33:24,397 --> 00:33:26,793 - What's he talking about? - Spitter lacks experience. 633 00:33:26,794 --> 00:33:28,113 Stick with what works. 634 00:33:28,114 --> 00:33:30,226 Your loyalty to me as your Pledge Educator 635 00:33:30,227 --> 00:33:31,608 - will not be forgotten. - I 636 00:33:31,609 --> 00:33:34,545 was your leader's leader. Your loyalty's to me. 637 00:33:46,217 --> 00:33:49,910 Cappie's reign must end. Change is on the horizon. 638 00:33:49,911 --> 00:33:52,437 Beware the fries, they're starch. 639 00:33:52,874 --> 00:33:55,257 - Hm... - I don't know. 640 00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:56,440 I'm done. 641 00:33:57,843 --> 00:34:00,728 Hey, hey. I'm calling off this election. 642 00:34:00,729 --> 00:34:02,724 - What? You can't do that. - Yeah, I can. 643 00:34:02,725 --> 00:34:04,412 Technically, I'm still the president. 644 00:34:04,413 --> 00:34:06,696 I have a chair in the shape of my butt, 645 00:34:06,697 --> 00:34:09,670 - so I can do whatever I want. - You're being such a dictator 646 00:34:09,671 --> 00:34:10,983 because you're scared of the future. 647 00:34:11,190 --> 00:34:13,747 You can't be KT president forever. 648 00:34:14,015 --> 00:34:16,640 Time doesn't stand still for anyone. 649 00:34:16,876 --> 00:34:18,310 - You're not Peter Pan. - Yeah, 650 00:34:18,317 --> 00:34:21,072 all children grow up. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 651 00:34:21,073 --> 00:34:23,476 I get it. Why do you care? 652 00:34:24,513 --> 00:34:28,048 Because it's killing me to imagine not having my sister around. 653 00:34:28,049 --> 00:34:29,388 How is it not killing you? 654 00:34:41,603 --> 00:34:42,648 I love this song! 655 00:34:42,649 --> 00:34:43,913 Everybody, come dance! 656 00:34:49,453 --> 00:34:50,865 Hey, let's dance. 657 00:34:53,005 --> 00:34:55,868 Oh, my God! I'm obsessed with foot massages lately! 658 00:34:55,869 --> 00:34:57,397 Oh, my God, and they're so cheap! 659 00:34:57,398 --> 00:35:00,118 Oh, my God! I have really strong hands. So just... 660 00:35:00,523 --> 00:35:02,107 ...let me know. Whenever. 661 00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:04,330 Dale? 662 00:35:05,763 --> 00:35:06,599 What are you doing here? 663 00:35:08,075 --> 00:35:09,616 Uh... what...? 664 00:35:10,218 --> 00:35:11,736 Making good progress, until you came along. 665 00:35:12,259 --> 00:35:15,814 This party is exclusively for Omega Chis, KTs, Tri Pis and ZBZs. 666 00:35:15,815 --> 00:35:17,983 Oh, no. It's all good. I rolled with Abby and Betsy. 667 00:35:17,984 --> 00:35:19,563 And check it out. I'm wearing our letters. 668 00:35:22,419 --> 00:35:24,339 You are not a ZBZ! 669 00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:26,695 You're definitely not our rent boy. 670 00:35:26,962 --> 00:35:28,359 They're never gonna see you like that. 671 00:35:28,608 --> 00:35:29,884 You're basically one of the girls, 672 00:35:30,187 --> 00:35:33,421 - except we're pretty and thin. - You did not just call me fat. 673 00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:35,596 - Oh, yes, I did. - You know what? I can diet, 674 00:35:35,597 --> 00:35:38,577 - but you'll always be ugly on the inside. - Take off that shirt! 675 00:35:39,114 --> 00:35:41,449 - Not for you, missy! - Take off that shirt! 676 00:35:41,450 --> 00:35:43,466 - Take it off! - Hey! What's going on? 677 00:35:43,467 --> 00:35:45,297 You think you're one of us, but you're not! 678 00:35:45,298 --> 00:35:47,793 - You're not even in the Greek system! - Not officially, 679 00:35:47,794 --> 00:35:50,793 but I live with the Greek system, and I work in it, too! 680 00:35:50,794 --> 00:35:53,049 I am the eyes and ears of this whole institution, my friend! 681 00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:55,957 How else would I know the KTs helped elect Calvin president 682 00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:57,851 to make this whole truce happen? Did you know that? 683 00:35:57,852 --> 00:36:02,090 - I don't think so! - KTs helped elect Calvin? 684 00:36:05,727 --> 00:36:06,433 What? 685 00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:28,636 Hello. 686 00:36:30,746 --> 00:36:32,496 They're still voting at the house. 687 00:36:32,497 --> 00:36:33,627 Beaver keeps losing count? 688 00:36:33,628 --> 00:36:35,333 Yeah. It's worse than Florida in 2000. 689 00:36:38,731 --> 00:36:42,600 Look, I'm sorry for being such a dick-tator lately. 690 00:36:43,665 --> 00:36:45,744 I haven't been that respectful about your sister. 691 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,564 Yeah, I wanted to punch you in the face 692 00:36:48,193 --> 00:36:50,484 for not seeing that, but I couldn't. 693 00:36:51,737 --> 00:36:53,635 Yeah, I know. You got weak wrists. 694 00:36:53,636 --> 00:36:57,643 I mean morally. And that's why I was running against you, 695 00:36:58,330 --> 00:37:00,762 to hurt you in another way. 696 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,335 I would've rather you punched me. 697 00:37:03,624 --> 00:37:06,286 We'll always be friends, no matter who wins. 698 00:37:09,479 --> 00:37:11,847 Look, I think you should know why I didn't say anything to Case. 699 00:37:13,161 --> 00:37:14,415 It's pretty simple. I mean... 700 00:37:15,928 --> 00:37:17,955 All I could say was goodbye. 701 00:37:20,848 --> 00:37:21,945 And that would have been it for us. 702 00:37:23,229 --> 00:37:24,774 Over, forever. 703 00:37:25,835 --> 00:37:27,350 So your answer was to do nothing? 704 00:37:28,809 --> 00:37:32,425 Look, I didn't want things to end or change. 705 00:37:32,698 --> 00:37:35,002 She was right during spring break. Change scares me. 706 00:37:38,803 --> 00:37:40,056 I'm scared I'm gonna lose her. 707 00:37:43,174 --> 00:37:46,152 Cappie, you are losing her forever. 708 00:38:04,495 --> 00:38:05,665 Look, I'm sorry. 709 00:38:06,695 --> 00:38:10,006 I should've told you about the truce arrangement with the KTs. 710 00:38:10,007 --> 00:38:13,054 - I really... I screwed up. - Hey, man. 711 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,795 I'm gonna be moving out of the house. I'm an alum now. 712 00:38:17,647 --> 00:38:19,396 So good luck with all that. 713 00:38:31,103 --> 00:38:31,799 Casey? 714 00:38:32,865 --> 00:38:33,980 Cap? 715 00:38:39,094 --> 00:38:39,893 - Look... - Oh! 716 00:38:42,288 --> 00:38:43,685 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 717 00:38:44,091 --> 00:38:46,230 For everything. For "Nice hat," 718 00:38:46,231 --> 00:38:47,825 For... especially for Cinco de Mayo... 719 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:50,051 - Cap... - No, no, listen. This is my turn, OK? 720 00:38:52,045 --> 00:38:52,987 You called me out on 721 00:38:52,988 --> 00:38:54,883 spring break and you were right. I was scared. 722 00:38:55,126 --> 00:38:57,447 And I know that there's a lot of things that we have to work on, 723 00:38:57,448 --> 00:38:58,370 and I know it's gonna be 724 00:38:58,371 --> 00:38:59,925 really hard with you living in Washington... 725 00:38:59,926 --> 00:39:04,081 I... I got into CRU. I've already decided to stay. 726 00:39:06,035 --> 00:39:06,729 That's great! 727 00:39:07,552 --> 00:39:09,251 Wait, so we can try again. 728 00:39:09,252 --> 00:39:10,403 But not because of you. 729 00:39:11,506 --> 00:39:13,130 I never wanted to leave here. 730 00:39:13,204 --> 00:39:15,142 I just wanted to go to law school. 731 00:39:17,550 --> 00:39:18,924 Is it a little about me? 732 00:39:21,551 --> 00:39:23,285 Nothing's changed. 733 00:39:24,164 --> 00:39:24,934 I... 734 00:39:25,976 --> 00:39:28,564 I can't just try again with you after everything 735 00:39:28,565 --> 00:39:31,474 because you haven't done anything to earn that. 736 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,545 If we got back together, 737 00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:36,218 I'd be the one questioning my integrity. 738 00:39:36,715 --> 00:39:38,049 We have three more years now. 739 00:39:39,473 --> 00:39:41,175 I can change. I will change. 740 00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:43,964 And I believe that you can. 741 00:39:44,964 --> 00:39:46,914 But until you do, that's all talk. 742 00:39:48,722 --> 00:39:52,652 So then... do we have any shot? 743 00:40:00,385 --> 00:40:02,650 - Maybe. - Maybe? 744 00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:04,709 Maybe. 745 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:10,248 Well, at least you're staying. 746 00:40:12,084 --> 00:40:13,106 Something to hope for. 747 00:40:18,261 --> 00:40:19,612 Uh, the door's open, Cap. 748 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,878 I appreciate you leaving it open for me, Case. 749 00:40:21,879 --> 00:40:23,308 I can change. I'll show you. 750 00:40:24,264 --> 00:40:26,188 I'm gonna turn that "Maybe" Into a "Yes." 751 00:40:27,284 --> 00:40:30,780 I meant the door... over there. 752 00:40:34,789 --> 00:40:35,318 Right. 753 00:40:57,910 --> 00:41:00,310 Perhaps I went a little too far. 754 00:41:00,311 --> 00:41:02,375 You're right, I'm not a ZBZ. 755 00:41:03,226 --> 00:41:04,558 I wouldn't mind being with one. 756 00:41:05,070 --> 00:41:07,376 But maybe I am just an outsider. 757 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:11,655 - You'll clean this up for me, right? - Why don't you like me? 758 00:41:13,389 --> 00:41:15,736 Because you're weird. And as president 759 00:41:15,737 --> 00:41:17,296 of the number one sorority on this campus, 760 00:41:17,297 --> 00:41:20,600 this entire house is now resting on my shoulders. Alone. 761 00:41:20,601 --> 00:41:23,304 So I need to make sure we look good and you don't help. 762 00:41:23,628 --> 00:41:26,398 Why does the Greek system focus so much on image and status 763 00:41:26,399 --> 00:41:29,602 - and stupid skinny ties. - The Greek system? 764 00:41:29,931 --> 00:41:31,241 Please, try planet Earth. 765 00:41:31,694 --> 00:41:33,982 And I didn't make the rules, I just benefit from them. 766 00:41:34,762 --> 00:41:36,256 And tend to ignore those who don't. 767 00:41:36,514 --> 00:41:38,070 You're not a nice person. 768 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,674 But you think if you put on a skinny tie, 769 00:41:41,675 --> 00:41:43,402 girls of this world will just swoon? 770 00:41:43,403 --> 00:41:45,611 That might work on some girls, but not a ZBZ. 771 00:41:45,911 --> 00:41:49,110 So you're saying I need better bait to catch better fish? 772 00:41:49,864 --> 00:41:52,325 I don't really do blue-collar metaphors, but, sure, whatevs. 773 00:41:52,904 --> 00:41:56,682 Hey, Case. So sorry to see you go! What time's the big send-off? 774 00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,487 - And when will my room be ready? - Oh. 775 00:41:58,863 --> 00:42:00,338 I've actually decided to stay. 776 00:42:03,639 --> 00:42:06,228 What? Not here, you're not! 777 00:42:06,641 --> 00:42:08,016 Thank you, Jesus. 778 00:42:09,816 --> 00:42:13,505 I know, Ash. I won't be able to visit you by train 779 00:42:13,506 --> 00:42:15,850 from CRU, but we'll still talk every day. 780 00:42:16,671 --> 00:42:18,192 OK, fine. Every half hour. 781 00:42:18,193 --> 00:42:21,806 - Are you sure that's the right decision? - I have no idea. 782 00:42:22,830 --> 00:42:24,896 Hey, Ash, I gotta go. I'll call you later, OK? 783 00:42:24,897 --> 00:42:27,143 - Say hi to her for me. - Wait, wait. Rusty says hi. 784 00:42:27,618 --> 00:42:28,990 Oh! Hey, watch it! 785 00:42:31,305 --> 00:42:35,029 Oh! Oh, OK. Yeah. Ash says thanks for her whistle. 786 00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:35,649 Yeah. 787 00:42:37,384 --> 00:42:40,035 I guess I'm not the lone Cartwright on campus. 788 00:42:40,343 --> 00:42:42,403 I hope I'm not cramping your style. 789 00:42:42,404 --> 00:42:45,036 Just don't embarrass me by showing up at the same parties. 790 00:42:45,177 --> 00:42:49,162 - Embarrass you how? - You know, 'cause you graduated. 791 00:42:49,628 --> 00:42:52,786 - It'd be kind of pathetic. - OK. 792 00:42:55,252 --> 00:42:57,712 Oh, what happened with the election? Did you win? 793 00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:02,390 Cappie assured me this is gonna be his last year. 794 00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,292 As president, or...? 795 00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:08,196 He didn't specify. 796 00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:14,948 Well, something to hope for. 797 00:43:15,148 --> 00:43:25,348 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 798 00:43:25,398 --> 00:43:29,948 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 62434

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