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(cheering)
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MAN: All right, proud of you, son!
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Okay, I tried to spy on one of the dads
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who looks like he knows
what he's talking about.
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He mentioned the word graphite.
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Do you know what that means?
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No.
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Yeah, me neither.
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I'm sorry you don't have a dad
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who's been through this
before to help you.
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It's okay.
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Maybe this can be another
one of those things
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that we both agree is dumb.
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- Like baseball and yogurt?
- Those are dumb.
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Attention. Attention, everyone.
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Edie, do you want to help
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Daddy tap his glass,
make a little toast?
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- No.
- VANESSA: Edie!
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Yeah, well, kid got
everyone's attention.
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(whistles) Good job, kiddo.
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Our news is...
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we closed our deal with our investor,
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our App is now a real company.
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- Oh, great. Congratulations.
- Yeah!
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I love that App.
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You don't know what
their App is, do you?
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Isn't it an App called
CoParentPro that helps parents
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in nontraditional relationships
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help schedule their kids' lives
by syncing and tracking
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their meals and their
school assignments?
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- I'm super-touched.
- I did not see that coming.
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- Remember to remember this moment.
- We just got our first check.
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Let's just say there were some zeros.
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- Don't ask how many.
- Well, this...
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Five freaking zeros!
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- Oh!
- Holy cow! Why are we
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- eating in this dump?
- Hey.
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She's not counting the decimal point.
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It's three zeros.
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- Ah.
- Mmm.
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All right, well, I'd
like to make a toast.
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A year ago, I didn't
even know you existed.
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In the last few months,
I got to watch you grow up
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right in front of my eyes.
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Look at this, kid's even got
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his own tech company.
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Maybe someday you'll own a restaurant.
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Hey.
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Cheers.
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Son, I'm very proud of you.
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(cheering)
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- MAN: Congratulations, son!
- GERALD: Hey!
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In 15 years, I sell an App,
and my dad hugs me for it.
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Suck it, scouts.
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I'm from the future.
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Son, I really am very proud of you.
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- Thanks, Dad.
- Now do me, do me.
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Um... (chuckles) I'm proud
of you, too, 'cause...
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Ah, no, this is your moment, I
don't want to step all over it.
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- Okay.
- Well, since you asked,
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SoCal Cuisine, a very
prestigious restaurant magazine,
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has asked me to be on its cover.
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May, the longest of all months.
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Yeah, it's a seven-way tie,
but... awesome.
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Thank you. The photo shoot and
the interview are tomorrow,
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so I have to really put all my energy
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into looking good and talking good.
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Start with "talking good."
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Sara, this isn't a joke, all right?
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The cover of SoCal Cuisinemagazine could be
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very big for the restaurant.
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So I have to be my physical best,
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and I have to come up with
some compelling answers
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to these hard-hitting
questions, such as...
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"What is your favorite pasta?"
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Look out... gotcha journalism.
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I-I'm sorry.
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I just got to say it one more time.
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Uh, I feel awesome, you know?
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Uh, I sold an App,
I made my daddy proud.
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Baller.
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Would have been a
little bit more baller
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if you'd said "dad" instead
of "daddy," but I hear you.
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You know, I was just looking
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at the group of hot girls
over there, I was like,
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"Man, I wish I could talk to them."
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Then I was like, "Oh, wait, I can.
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I'm a freaking man."
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Yeah.
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It's a cool feeling.
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I'm gonna play Minecraft.
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Oh, wait, no, I'm not.
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I'm gonna go talk to those girls.
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Yeah, I like this side of you,
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this sexy, confident side.
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You're like... you're
like Beyonc?'s alter ego.
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- You're Gerald Fierce. (purrs)
- (purrs, chuckles)
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Oh, you should definitely do
that in the magazine interview.
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(blows raspberry)
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I'm going in.
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- Ah.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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You hitting the lady buffet, too?
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What are you thinking?
Maybe you lead it off,
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get things warmed up, then I get
in there and I close the deal.
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Yeah, or, you know, we could just talk
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to completely different
groups of people.
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Divide and conquer. Genius.
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Are you not supposed to be
in the kitchen right now?
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Yeah, I mean, I made 'em dinner,
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now I'm gonna serve 'em dessert.
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Ugh.
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Excuse me, no goddesses allowed here.
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Hey, I'm Gerald...
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Okay, you, my friend, look like sex.
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There is not a guy in here
who's not eye-slamming you.
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Really?
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(giggles)
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What do you want, Vanessa?
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Can you help me paint
Edie's nursery tomorrow?
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I'd do it myself, but you're
the artist in the family.
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Plus you got those
long supermodel arms.
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The timing is just not good.
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I've got back-to-back patients.
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I have to return these pants.
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Look, I saved the tag.
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And there's a Pinot stain on the couch
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I've been eyeing for over a year.
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Okay, no problem. (chuckles)
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Did you hear that, Edie?
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Grandma can't help paint
your room, 'cause she's got
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- to spend tomorrow at the mall
- No, no, no.
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- lying to people about her pants. I know.
- No, no, no.
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Don't worry, she's okay.
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I will find a way to be there.
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(gasps) You are dope.
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It's true, I am dope.
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- Tss-tss.
- What?
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You ever wonder what it looks like
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when our son gets to first base?
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A lot like that.
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SARA: Oh, this must be huge for you.
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This is the equivalent to other dads
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seeing their kids graduate Harvard.
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Let's capture the moment.
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Oh!
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Got it.
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"Hashtag Martino Brothers.
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"Hashtag sexy happens at Jimmy's.
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Hashtag check out SoCal Cuisine."
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You're not supposed to write out
the whole word "hashtag."
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It's the button, not the
star one, the-the pound one.
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The tic-tac-toe...
Oh, dear God, we're old.
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GERALD: So she said,
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"You look like a young Baldwin brother."
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And I was like, "Which Baldwin?"
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And she goes, "Anyone
but Alec, Danny or Billy."
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(laughing)
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Tell 'em the good part.
Tell 'em the good part.
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- Oh, uh, my dad said he was proud of me.
- ALL: Aw...
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No, tell 'em about the
part about the girl.
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Oh, we made out.
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(chuckling)
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I did not see that coming.
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I'm not surprised.
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That's not all.
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I was vibing a nice
little piece of tail, too.
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I'm spitting game,
this girl goes, get this,
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"You look like a hot Gandhi."
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What?!
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That sounds kind of racist.
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What? No, you're not
following the story.
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Anyway, it's getting
pretty hot and heavy
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between me and homegirl.
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We've been texting, probably
used every emoji at least once.
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Yeah, I put up a Craigslist
missed connection,
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so I'll be in touch
with my girl soon, too.
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Here, look, I posted a picture
of Gerald and Kelly right there.
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Aren't they cute?
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- Ooh.
- Ooh.
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All right, enough of this.
I got a lot to do.
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In less than 24 hours, I'm gonna
be a magazine cover model.
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I've got to get on
with my beauty regime.
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Annelise, is this the, uh,
pore-reducing, non-GMO
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yogurt face mask I ordered?
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Yes.
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'Cause you wouldn't let me put
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regular yogurt on my face, would you?
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No.
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Right.
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And you're sure this is yogurt?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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Who's @WesDiesel23?
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I don't know all my 88 fans. Why?
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Because he said he was
gonna beat up Gerald.
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GERALD: "You kiss my girl.
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"Better get on your knees
and beg for forgiveness,
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or I'm-a kick your ass, bitch"?
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How's this guy have 92 followers?
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That's not fair.
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It looks like he's screaming at
someone in every single picture.
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Did she tell you she had a boyfriend?
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Yeah, she said she had an obsessive ex
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and it was complicated,
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but then her tongue was in my mouth,
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and I stopped asking questions.
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- What are we gonna do?
- "We"?
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Yeah, I mean,
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he's mad at you for kissing his girl,
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but I'm flouncing around
like I'm Hot Gandhi.
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No doubt word has spread,
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and he's not peachy keen about that.
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- Yeah, "Hot Gandhi."
- Guy will probably go away, right?
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It's 2016. Nobody fights anymore.
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Everyone's too obese
or depressed to fight.
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They work out their
issues on video games.
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Maybe nobody fights in your world,
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but people still fight.
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You don't ever open a bottle
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of wine on a Friday and watch
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the latest street fights on YouTube?
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Kimbo Slice versus the
bandana guy at the marina?
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- Nobody?
- Show of hands.
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Do people in this modern
civilized society of ours
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still get into fist fights?
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(all clamor in agreement)
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Do any of you?
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Recently?
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You know what?
I can take this guy, all right?
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I'm, I'm not still
that little lonely boy
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on the playground anymore.
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No, no, you're not.
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What are you doing?
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I am saving your ass peacefully
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before it gets handed
to you on a platter.
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(chuckles)
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You've seriously never
seen Kimbo Slice?
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No.
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Loser.
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Okay, I have two hours,
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and then I have to get
back to my paperwork.
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Oh, and that stain.
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I got to start drinking white wine.
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(Edie fussing)
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Oh, great. Dozens of boxes.
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I was hoping there'd be a hidden
cardio challenge to this test.
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I was gonna move them,
but I ran out of time.
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'Cause I got a new job
making sales calls
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for the L.A. Philharmonic.
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- Huh.
- It's pretty easy.
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It's mostly just getting hung up on.
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ABUELA: Vanessa, the arrow
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from the computer screen
disappears again.
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I told you it didn't disappear.
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You just got to move the mouse around.
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It only come backs for you.
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Ah, let me go fix Abuela's computer,
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so, uh, she can illegally
watch a Cuban baseball game.
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Uh, don't wait for me.
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Okay.
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(grunts)
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(gasps)
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Kev, Sully, how's the skirt steak?
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Oh, it's good, Jimbo. Always good.
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"Jimbo." Cops love me.
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We're cut from the same cloth.
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You know, old country, blue collar.
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So, tell me again what happened?
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I sold an App and my dad
told me he was proud of me.
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To give you some context,
I grew up without
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a real father figure, so you can
imagine what that meant to me.
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He's not like us. He was
born in an ivory tower.
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That's not true.
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I grew up in a studio apartment
with a single parent.
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He kissed a girl and her ex-boyfriend's
279
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making threats online now.
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You know we love you, Jimbo.
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- "Jimbo."
- There's nothing to this.
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You know, nine times out of ten
283
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you never hear from the guy again.
284
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KEV: Well, we got to roll.
285
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Thanks for the steak, Jimbo.
286
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All right, say hi to
your mothers for me.
287
00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:11,234
You know, sometimes I think
288
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they just come in here
for the free food.
289
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Guess I know what I have to do.
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(huffing)
291
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Why does no one punch with
both fists at the same time?
292
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Did I just change boxing?
293
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No, you didn't.
294
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Hey, I tried to reschedule
your straight razor shave
295
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for the magazine photo shoot... no dice.
296
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Damn it! I look like
a friggin' werewolf.
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Is it ready?
298
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- Martino special? Good to go.
- One or two?
299
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- Number three.
- Mm-hmm.
300
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- Smart.
- What's number three?
301
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There's nothing a Jimmy Martino
gift basket can't smooth over.
302
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Breakups, forgotten birthdays,
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tax fraud.
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Once he tries one of these
305
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summer sausages, all is forgiven.
306
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It's fine. It's wrapped.
307
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Yeah, I'm not sure
308
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this is the kind of guy
who aerates his wine.
309
00:09:55,534 --> 00:09:57,113
Well, then he's a bigger
idiot than I thought.
310
00:09:57,114 --> 00:09:58,715
You know, this is
ridiculous, all right?
311
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I'm just gonna confront
this guy... I mean, Dad?
312
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What do you say, huh?
You want to turn this
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into a little, uh, making
up for lost time thing?
314
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Father teaches his son how to fight.
315
00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,337
No, that's not what a father does.
316
00:10:07,338 --> 00:10:08,958
Sure it is. It's exactly
what a father does.
317
00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:10,293
- Enough, Gerald.
- Come on, it'll be great!
318
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Enough!
319
00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,833
That's not what a father does.
320
00:10:19,803 --> 00:10:22,772
Sometimes I think it's a shame
321
00:10:22,773 --> 00:10:24,274
When I get feelin' better...
322
00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,541
Hi, Pop.
323
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,643
Hey, kid.
324
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What's with your face?
325
00:10:28,946 --> 00:10:30,980
Chris Sanzovere took
a swing at me today.
326
00:10:30,981 --> 00:10:33,383
Did you hit him back?
327
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Then you deserve a black eye.
328
00:10:35,119 --> 00:10:37,120
329
00:10:37,121 --> 00:10:38,554
(door closes)
330
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,789
(engine starts)
331
00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:41,958
Dad, wait!
332
00:10:41,959 --> 00:10:44,761
Dad?
333
00:10:44,762 --> 00:10:46,963
Summer sausage?
334
00:10:46,964 --> 00:10:48,699
No.
335
00:10:51,104 --> 00:10:52,937
Oh, that was the last box.
336
00:10:53,065 --> 00:10:54,098
Convenient timing.
337
00:10:54,099 --> 00:10:55,233
Oh, I'm so sorry!
338
00:10:55,234 --> 00:10:56,901
Our Wi-Fi is the worst.
339
00:10:56,902 --> 00:10:59,103
Evan next door keeps
changing his password.
340
00:10:59,104 --> 00:11:00,271
Uh, let's get to painting.
341
00:11:00,272 --> 00:11:02,273
Vanessa, it's a white man
342
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at the door with a box.
343
00:11:03,709 --> 00:11:04,742
That's the mailman.
344
00:11:04,743 --> 00:11:06,277
Do not turn on the hose!
345
00:11:06,278 --> 00:11:07,612
(sighs)
346
00:11:07,613 --> 00:11:10,248
Wait, is something very bad in here.
347
00:11:10,249 --> 00:11:12,951
(gasps)
348
00:11:12,952 --> 00:11:15,620
You moved my Santa Barbara statue!
349
00:11:15,621 --> 00:11:18,423
I know, Abuela, but I had
to pack up so I could paint.
350
00:11:18,424 --> 00:11:20,291
You're upsetting the spirits!
351
00:11:20,292 --> 00:11:21,826
Oh, no, don't worry, Abuela.
352
00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:24,025
There are no spirits. That's totally...
353
00:11:24,026 --> 00:11:25,630
Not something you're gonna convince
354
00:11:25,631 --> 00:11:28,266
a Cuban woman after 60 years
of practicing Santeria.
355
00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:29,434
(gasps)
356
00:11:29,435 --> 00:11:31,069
I...
357
00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:33,838
- Oh, I feel them, too, Abuela!
- I told you...
358
00:11:33,839 --> 00:11:34,906
Oh, I can feel the spirits!
You know what?
359
00:11:34,907 --> 00:11:36,390
I'm gonna get the supplies
360
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,575
and-and we're gonna ward them off.
361
00:11:37,576 --> 00:11:39,110
"Supplies"? What supplies?
362
00:11:39,111 --> 00:11:40,411
Oh, it's no big deal.
363
00:11:40,412 --> 00:11:41,613
It's just garlic skins, brown sugar,
364
00:11:41,614 --> 00:11:43,081
a little sage, water and rum...
365
00:11:43,082 --> 00:11:44,983
actually, that is a lot.
366
00:11:44,984 --> 00:11:46,484
Come help me carry.
367
00:11:46,485 --> 00:11:48,086
Okay.
368
00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:50,174
Oh, see, the thing
about a wine stain is,
369
00:11:50,175 --> 00:11:52,457
after a year it sets,
you'll never get it out!
370
00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:56,294
Mr. Diesel23? Mr. Diesel23?
371
00:11:56,295 --> 00:11:57,428
Mr., Mr. Diesel?
372
00:11:57,429 --> 00:11:59,097
Hey, I'm Ravi.
373
00:11:59,098 --> 00:12:00,798
Boy, are you in for a treat.
374
00:12:00,799 --> 00:12:03,434
I hope you're not kosher.
375
00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:12,477
He didn't like the sausage.
376
00:12:12,478 --> 00:12:14,479
- Yeah, you're gonna get your ass beat.
- Yeah, I am, right?
377
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,447
He knows where we are
right now. Yeah, literally.
378
00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:18,017
- Right now?
- Yeah, he got our business card.
379
00:12:18,018 --> 00:12:19,617
It was in the basket.
It was the only thing he kept.
380
00:12:19,618 --> 00:12:21,352
- That and the wine aerator.
- Wait...
381
00:12:21,353 --> 00:12:23,121
Okay, okay, look.
382
00:12:23,122 --> 00:12:26,057
I know your dad left you, G-man, twice.
383
00:12:26,058 --> 00:12:29,460
Good news is, Hot Gandhi
is a practitioner
384
00:12:29,461 --> 00:12:31,663
of the Venusian and martial arts.
385
00:12:31,664 --> 00:12:34,565
It's all a balance between
the highs and the lows.
386
00:12:34,566 --> 00:12:37,402
Got your eyes, nads, eyes, nads,
387
00:12:37,403 --> 00:12:38,836
eyes, nads, pits!
388
00:12:38,837 --> 00:12:40,672
Everyone forgets the pits.
389
00:12:40,673 --> 00:12:42,473
Ignore him. As a woman
who watches dozens
390
00:12:42,474 --> 00:12:46,077
of street fight videos every
weekend, let me help you.
391
00:12:46,078 --> 00:12:47,345
Great, yeah. What do you got?
392
00:12:47,346 --> 00:12:48,813
Okay, so you don't have
393
00:12:48,814 --> 00:12:50,548
skills, strength or speed,
394
00:12:50,549 --> 00:12:52,183
but what you do have is heart.
395
00:12:52,184 --> 00:12:53,518
- Great.
- Which is not enough.
396
00:12:53,519 --> 00:12:55,386
You need those other
things I mentioned.
397
00:12:55,387 --> 00:12:57,689
So my advice...
learn how to lose this fight
398
00:12:57,690 --> 00:12:59,590
as painlessly as possible.
399
00:12:59,591 --> 00:13:01,192
- Okay.
- Do you know the tortoise shell technique?
400
00:13:01,193 --> 00:13:03,528
- Nope.
- Watch and learn.
401
00:13:03,529 --> 00:13:06,431
The tortoise is the safest animal.
402
00:13:06,432 --> 00:13:08,566
Just don't forget the pits.
403
00:13:09,401 --> 00:13:11,602
Even a tortoise has pits, bro.
404
00:13:11,603 --> 00:13:13,104
(toilet flushes)
405
00:13:13,105 --> 00:13:15,036
Great choice of tile in
the upstairs bathroom.
406
00:13:15,037 --> 00:13:16,174
Very mid-century.
407
00:13:16,175 --> 00:13:18,609
Thank you, Victor, can we
just, uh, do the questions?
408
00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,545
Let's get the practice
interview started.
409
00:13:20,546 --> 00:13:21,579
Feet off the couch, hey?
410
00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:22,580
(grunting)
411
00:13:22,581 --> 00:13:24,348
(sighs)
412
00:13:24,349 --> 00:13:26,849
What is the biggest challenge
of owning a restaurant in L.A.?
413
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:29,921
Pass.
414
00:13:29,922 --> 00:13:31,589
What kind of food do you eat
415
00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:32,623
in your downtime?
416
00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:33,858
Jimmy?
417
00:13:33,859 --> 00:13:36,594
Jimmy?
418
00:13:36,595 --> 00:13:39,597
Jimmy? Jimmy, come on, eat up.
419
00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:42,867
Stop.
420
00:13:42,868 --> 00:13:44,869
- What are you looking at?
- Nothing.
421
00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:46,437
You're looking at something.
422
00:13:46,438 --> 00:13:47,739
Who's that kid?
423
00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:49,574
It's Chris Sanzovere.
424
00:13:49,575 --> 00:13:51,576
The kid who gave you the black eye?
425
00:13:53,445 --> 00:13:54,879
Come on.
426
00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:58,549
Hey, pal,
427
00:13:58,550 --> 00:14:00,585
your kid hit my kid after school,
428
00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:02,553
so they're gonna step outside
and finish this like men.
429
00:14:02,554 --> 00:14:04,455
What the hell are you talking about?
430
00:14:04,456 --> 00:14:05,556
I think you heard me.
431
00:14:07,259 --> 00:14:08,759
I'm eating dinner with my family...
432
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,835
VICTOR: Describe your
best dining experience.
433
00:14:17,836 --> 00:14:19,771
Jimmy, are you okay?
434
00:14:19,772 --> 00:14:22,073
Yeah.
435
00:14:22,074 --> 00:14:23,341
I'm okay.
436
00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:25,409
(phone chimes)
437
00:14:34,686 --> 00:14:36,754
Your place looks a lot like mine.
438
00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:38,523
Who's your interior decorator?
439
00:14:38,524 --> 00:14:39,957
Mine was Ayushi.
440
00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:43,261
Okay, Abuela, we're
warding off the evil.
441
00:14:43,262 --> 00:14:44,595
There it goes.
442
00:14:44,596 --> 00:14:47,298
The smoke from the pan
gets rid of the spirits.
443
00:14:47,299 --> 00:14:50,268
It also makes Sara's shirt
smell like a Dumpster fire.
444
00:14:50,269 --> 00:14:52,637
Don't be cute. Why she's
not waving the sage?
445
00:14:52,638 --> 00:14:53,738
Come on, wave the sage.
446
00:14:53,739 --> 00:14:55,673
The spirits said I was waving it fine.
447
00:14:55,674 --> 00:14:57,809
And why is nobody spitting the rum?
448
00:14:57,810 --> 00:14:59,377
Oh. Quick, Sara, uh,
take a swig of the rum
449
00:14:59,378 --> 00:15:00,812
and spit it in the corners of the room.
450
00:15:00,813 --> 00:15:02,713
I could've been drinking
this whole time?
451
00:15:02,714 --> 00:15:05,883
Oh, she's trying to be
cute again. Shake.
452
00:15:05,884 --> 00:15:07,385
Uh, come on. Spit and wave, Sara.
453
00:15:07,386 --> 00:15:08,686
It's not rocket science.
454
00:15:08,687 --> 00:15:10,121
No! Up, up!
455
00:15:10,122 --> 00:15:11,656
(spits twice) Not... (spits)
456
00:15:11,657 --> 00:15:13,191
Corners, corners. East, west.
457
00:15:13,192 --> 00:15:15,026
East, west. Spit wide.
458
00:15:15,027 --> 00:15:16,627
That way.
459
00:15:16,628 --> 00:15:17,662
No, no, no, no, no.
460
00:15:17,663 --> 00:15:19,730
- I'm-I'm done.
- (gasps)
461
00:15:19,731 --> 00:15:21,566
Vanessa, I feel tricked.
I'm extremely busy
462
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:24,535
and you've wasted my entire day.
463
00:15:24,536 --> 00:15:26,704
And, Abuela, there's
no such thing as spirits.
464
00:15:26,705 --> 00:15:27,705
Loca!
465
00:15:27,706 --> 00:15:28,839
Crazy...
466
00:15:30,309 --> 00:15:31,642
Great job.
467
00:15:31,643 --> 00:15:33,611
(speaking Spanish)
468
00:15:35,848 --> 00:15:37,415
Cheers.
469
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:40,418
Okay, I think you're
ready to lose this fight.
470
00:15:40,419 --> 00:15:42,386
Alternate idea: you
could move up to Maine.
471
00:15:42,387 --> 00:15:43,721
Stephen King lives up there.
472
00:15:43,722 --> 00:15:45,223
- (car approaching)
- Seems very nice.
473
00:15:45,224 --> 00:15:47,625
- I think that's him pulling up.
- Oh.
474
00:15:49,528 --> 00:15:50,995
At least we don't have to get into
475
00:15:50,996 --> 00:15:52,530
a back and forth about location.
476
00:15:52,531 --> 00:15:55,233
Let me just get some
pictures of your face
477
00:15:55,234 --> 00:15:57,034
so the doctors can reconstruct it.
478
00:15:57,035 --> 00:15:58,402
There you go.
479
00:15:59,771 --> 00:16:01,677
Beat it!
480
00:16:01,678 --> 00:16:03,936
Oh, this is gonna get ugly.
You gonna take a video of this?
481
00:16:03,937 --> 00:16:06,208
Definitely. I deleted a bunch
of pictures of my nephew
482
00:16:06,209 --> 00:16:07,112
to make room for it.
483
00:16:08,499 --> 00:16:09,987
Well, well, well.
484
00:16:10,462 --> 00:16:12,520
Glad you decided to step outside.
485
00:16:12,521 --> 00:16:14,332
Makes it easier to clean up
486
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,834
the mess I'm about to make.
487
00:16:15,835 --> 00:16:17,302
Unless you're ready to apologize.
488
00:16:17,303 --> 00:16:18,670
No, I'm not going to apologize
489
00:16:18,671 --> 00:16:19,971
to a misogynist bully.
490
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,674
That's you.
491
00:16:25,545 --> 00:16:26,845
Hey, you're gonna have
to get past Hot Gandhi,
492
00:16:26,846 --> 00:16:27,986
you want to get to my boy.
493
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,384
Oh, you're good.
494
00:16:32,385 --> 00:16:35,353
I-I can't help you, I'm sorry.
495
00:16:35,354 --> 00:16:36,922
Kelly's a good kisser, isn't she?
496
00:16:36,923 --> 00:16:38,723
Yeah. Best I ever had.
497
00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:40,659
And I've had five.
498
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:42,227
(grunts)
499
00:16:42,228 --> 00:16:43,995
Remember what I told you: stay loose
500
00:16:43,996 --> 00:16:46,598
and lose consciousness
as fast as possible.
501
00:16:46,599 --> 00:16:48,900
- Yah!
- What are you doing?
502
00:16:48,901 --> 00:16:50,869
I'm doing pretty good... Ah!
503
00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:52,170
Don't touch my girl.
504
00:16:52,171 --> 00:16:54,239
Don't touch my son.
505
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,240
Dad, what are you doing?
506
00:16:55,241 --> 00:16:57,108
- Just one second.
- What?
507
00:16:57,109 --> 00:16:58,844
Gerald, having a father to egg you on
508
00:16:58,845 --> 00:17:00,621
to get in a fight is not
something you missed out on.
509
00:17:00,622 --> 00:17:01,746
Trust me, I know.
510
00:17:01,747 --> 00:17:03,381
- Guys...
- I asked for a second.
511
00:17:03,382 --> 00:17:05,617
- Okay.
- I'm not just proud of you
512
00:17:05,618 --> 00:17:08,019
because you developed an
App or you fought a guy.
513
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,388
I'm proud of you because you're good.
514
00:17:10,389 --> 00:17:12,190
And you're kind.
515
00:17:12,191 --> 00:17:13,458
And I like to think
516
00:17:13,459 --> 00:17:15,060
that if I was around earlier
517
00:17:15,061 --> 00:17:17,062
that I would've raised you
to be that kind of man.
518
00:17:17,063 --> 00:17:18,800
Hey, guys! I'm on my
lunch break. Seriously?
519
00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:20,405
- Bup-bup-bup!
- Bup-bup-bup! Listen, Dad,
520
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,967
I know that's how you
would've raised me.
521
00:17:21,968 --> 00:17:24,603
I just wish you'd been at my
little race car derby thing.
522
00:17:24,604 --> 00:17:26,271
You would've been proud.
I came in fifth.
523
00:17:26,272 --> 00:17:27,973
- Yeah?
- Eighth.
524
00:17:27,974 --> 00:17:29,975
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss...
525
00:17:29,976 --> 00:17:32,377
What? You guys are so into
each other, go ahead and do it.
526
00:17:32,378 --> 00:17:34,579
- You ready?
- Yeah.
527
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:36,281
- Okay.
- Here we go.
528
00:17:42,555 --> 00:17:44,122
(grunting)
529
00:17:44,123 --> 00:17:45,056
I'm going in!
530
00:17:45,057 --> 00:17:46,725
Come on, Dad!
531
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,262
(grunting)
532
00:17:50,263 --> 00:17:52,097
Ah, you jerk!
533
00:17:52,098 --> 00:17:53,398
You're a jerk!
534
00:17:53,399 --> 00:17:55,066
Ow!
535
00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:56,401
Eh.
536
00:17:56,402 --> 00:17:57,969
Nobody's gonna watch this.
537
00:17:57,970 --> 00:18:00,171
Delete.
538
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:01,606
(grunting)
539
00:18:01,607 --> 00:18:03,141
Ow, my car keys!
540
00:18:03,142 --> 00:18:04,976
541
00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:07,479
Hey, I'm taking off,
542
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,347
but I didn't want to leave
things weird between us.
543
00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:10,682
Is Abuela okay?
544
00:18:10,683 --> 00:18:11,887
Yeah, yeah. She calmed down.
545
00:18:11,888 --> 00:18:13,362
Like, we just had to
light a couple candles
546
00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:15,429
and split open a coconut
and ask it a question.
547
00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:16,821
(laughs)
548
00:18:16,822 --> 00:18:18,023
Oh, you're not kidding.
549
00:18:18,024 --> 00:18:19,124
Listen, I'm sorry
550
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,125
I snapped before.
551
00:18:20,126 --> 00:18:21,337
Oh, no, I totally understand.
552
00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:22,704
And I know how busy you are
553
00:18:22,705 --> 00:18:24,339
and, obviously, Abuela's a handful.
554
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:26,341
- (phone buzzing)
- Oh! Oh, man.
555
00:18:26,342 --> 00:18:28,277
I got to make seven more
sales calls before 5:00.
556
00:18:28,278 --> 00:18:29,777
Just one sec.
557
00:18:29,778 --> 00:18:31,713
Hey, Mrs. Reeser. The LA Phil
558
00:18:31,714 --> 00:18:34,048
is making a special package
deal for season tickets.
559
00:18:34,049 --> 00:18:35,583
Oh, you should go.
560
00:18:35,584 --> 00:18:37,618
Live. Go live your life.
I'm gonna finish painting.
561
00:18:37,619 --> 00:18:39,120
Oh, so you're not sold yet, huh?
562
00:18:39,121 --> 00:18:41,456
What if I told you
that Beethoven himself
563
00:18:41,457 --> 00:18:42,790
is making an appearance?
564
00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:44,559
Oh. Okay...
565
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,027
- She hung up.
- Vanessa...
566
00:18:46,028 --> 00:18:47,929
the arrow from the
computer disappears again.
567
00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:50,264
And my Santeria beads are tangled.
568
00:18:50,265 --> 00:18:51,665
VANESSA: Okay, it's okay, I got it.
569
00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:53,267
(sniffs) What is that smell?
570
00:18:53,268 --> 00:18:54,931
- Oh, we need to change your diaper.
- (doorbell rings)
571
00:18:54,932 --> 00:18:55,703
Oh! The doorbell.
572
00:18:55,704 --> 00:18:57,238
Don't use the hose!
573
00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:58,606
We're gonna change your diaper.
574
00:18:58,607 --> 00:19:00,274
What?
575
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:03,544
My life's not that busy.
576
00:19:03,545 --> 00:19:05,567
I've got a couple of annoying clients,
577
00:19:05,568 --> 00:19:06,280
a pair of pants
578
00:19:06,281 --> 00:19:07,582
I know I'm gonna keep
579
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,117
and a wine stain... which, by now,
580
00:19:09,118 --> 00:19:10,551
face it, is probably permanent.
581
00:19:10,552 --> 00:19:13,755
But you are incredible.
582
00:19:13,756 --> 00:19:15,823
Go deal with the 8,000
things you have to do.
583
00:19:15,824 --> 00:19:17,492
I will stay and paint Edie's nursery.
584
00:19:17,493 --> 00:19:18,960
- Oh... Really, Sara?
- Yes.
585
00:19:18,961 --> 00:19:20,895
Thank you. You are a lifesaver.
586
00:19:20,896 --> 00:19:23,587
Oh! No pressure. I got Edie a new bed.
587
00:19:23,588 --> 00:19:24,835
Could you put a bowl of water
588
00:19:24,836 --> 00:19:26,106
- under it for the spirits?
- Sure.
589
00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:28,141
The bed's in a box, so you're
gonna have to assemble it first.
590
00:19:28,142 --> 00:19:30,374
Thanks. You really are dope.
591
00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:34,912
I am dope.
592
00:19:38,684 --> 00:19:40,684
Ah...
593
00:19:42,954 --> 00:19:45,790
SARA: How do you still look
good with a black eye?
594
00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:46,957
It's not fair.
595
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:48,125
Ah, you know what they say.
596
00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:50,227
A dented Porsche is
still a Porsche. Right?
597
00:19:50,228 --> 00:19:51,962
- Right.
- Yeah.
598
00:19:51,963 --> 00:19:53,931
Hey, I didn't know your
dad was such a beast.
599
00:19:53,932 --> 00:19:56,867
Must be where I get my uppercut from.
600
00:19:56,868 --> 00:19:58,436
That was a jab. Sort of.
601
00:19:58,437 --> 00:20:00,204
Well, he's a complicated guy.
You'll meet him.
602
00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:01,872
Oh, he loves me.
603
00:20:01,873 --> 00:20:03,941
- Especially after a glass of wine.
- Oh, yeah.
604
00:20:03,942 --> 00:20:05,910
All right. Let's get into this interview.
605
00:20:05,911 --> 00:20:07,778
"What is your favorite pasta?"
606
00:20:07,779 --> 00:20:08,813
"Tagliatelle."
607
00:20:08,814 --> 00:20:09,714
Boom.
608
00:20:09,715 --> 00:20:11,248
Classy.
609
00:20:11,249 --> 00:20:13,451
"What do you like to do for
fun on a Saturday night?"
610
00:20:13,452 --> 00:20:16,620
"If I told you, I'd have to
kill you. (raises eyebrow)"?
611
00:20:16,621 --> 00:20:19,056
Right? I-I riffed that
right on the spot.
612
00:20:19,057 --> 00:20:21,292
Let's just look at the
cover again, shall we?
613
00:20:21,293 --> 00:20:22,793
What do we think?
614
00:20:22,794 --> 00:20:23,828
- Looks sexy.
- Not bad.
615
00:20:23,829 --> 00:20:25,106
Let me show my granddaughter.
616
00:20:25,107 --> 00:20:26,397
Look at this.
617
00:20:26,398 --> 00:20:28,399
Is that handsome?
618
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:33,274
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