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(Abby) Previously on
Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce...
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I slept with Jake, and
we didn't use protection.
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The morning-after pill...
The box isn't open.
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Were you even gonna tell me that?
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You slept with her.
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- Yes.
- I'm done.
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Gordon Beech, as in married
to the designer Courtney Beech?
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Was married.
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- You are gonna get me fired.
- We'll be careful.
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Sometimes I feel like you
just want to be married.
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But do you want to be married to me?
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Come on.
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I... I can't, okay?
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- What's her name?
- Carla.
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She works at the new hotel.
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Jo's coming here, and
she's gonna stay here.
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I thought you broke up with her.
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Well, you hated her.
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Lightbulb... What about divorce?
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That's an area you could
write the crap out of.
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- [Abby clicking tongue]
- _
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Divorce.
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[Clears throat, humming]
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Divorce, divorce...
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It's what's for dinner.
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Uh...
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[Clears throat]
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Divorce.
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[Italian accent] Di-vor-che.
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"Divorce doesn't...
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"Have to lead to...
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"Uh...
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Pregnancy."
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What?
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(Jake) Hey, Abby, can I talk to
you before I take Charlie to school?
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Um, yeah.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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What's, you know, going on with the...
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I don't know yet. I will
tell you as soon as I do.
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Okay, you do that.
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Sorry. I'm just slammed.
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I'm still working on this
presentation for next week.
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Finally making progress,
though. That's good.
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I don't understand. How many
times do you have to present
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the same ideas to your editors?
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Not for the editors, it's for my agents.
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WME wants me to pitch a new Abby strategy,
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and if I don't wow them,
they're gonna dump me.
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Really?
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Oh, Jo is coming today.
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Isn't that the kind of
person that just hates L.A.?
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But she loves our vegans.
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She's opening another vegan bakery.
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It's everything-free...
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Gluten-free, sugar-free, flour-free.
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Yeah, the noxious garbage can
of a woman is a vegan now, huh?
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That's classic.
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She's not noxious. She's a character.
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She's a character that you
should probably have stay
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in a hotel, but it's not my house.
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Well, I just feel bad.
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I haven't return her
calls in, like, 80 years.
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She'll help me take my mind
off the crazy pregnancy thing.
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Your funeral.
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Okay, um, I know this is
probably really bad timing,
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but I need you to take the kids...
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Because I got a job.
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You got a job?
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- A directing job.
- Oh.
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Becca introduced me to this
producer on Blood Sisters.
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One of the directors dropped out.
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I have a directing job.
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They came to me. I start today.
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Does it have to be this week?
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Well, yeah, it's a TV schedule.
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They can't move it, and we need the money.
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Fine. Fine.
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- I will handle it.
- Thank you.
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And, uh, congratulations.
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Thank you.
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- Dad!
- Hey, buddy.
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Dad, Chad wants to know if
we can move to your house.
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Mom has so many rules.
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Will you tell Chad
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that he's the nicest imaginary friend that
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- I've never met?
- [Doorbell rings]
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- Me too.
- Really?
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[Dog barking]
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Jo, I thought you were coming tonight.
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Eh, I decided not to lose the day.
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- Hey.
- Hi. I wish I knew. I...
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- did I break anything?
- No.
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Look at you. Did you get injections?
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No, this is my face.
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Wow, look at that. Look at this.
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- Frumpkis.
- No, my husband is a Frumpkis.
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I know, but it suits you so well.
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Yeah? So how about I call you Se?or Herpes?
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- Puerto Rican, huh?
- How about huev?n?
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- Will that work?
- Okay.
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- I don't know. Is that Hebrew?
- Time to go to school.
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Don't say hi to Auntie Train Wreck.
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Tu madre, pendejo.
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Nice seeing you.
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A-hole!
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So glad you're here.
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, good morning, plastic people.
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We're not staying, by the way.
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I just need a serious caffeine infusion.
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And I need a frickin' babysitter.
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How hard is that?
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So does the boss make you
dress like the artful dodger,
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or is this a choice?
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- Don't be mean.
- Sorry.
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What would you like?
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L.A., Jesus, you can't
even annoy people out here.
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- Tell him what you want.
- Amazing.
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Two Americanos, add three shots.
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No, no, I just want a dirty
chai latte with almond milk.
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They're for me.
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- You're gonna have two coffees?
- Yeah. I got to take this.
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[Cell phone ringing]
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- Phoebe.
- Hey.
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Hi. I'm so glad you're here.
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- You look beat.
- I'm frazzled.
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I need a babysitter. Do you
have any recommendations?
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All of ours are busy,
and now Jake is working
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and I have the kids.
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Jake is working?
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On Blood Sisters.
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Wow. So he rides coattails...
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- Professionally now.
- Unreal.
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Yeah, so can you please... Who do you have?
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Can't. My sitter's in rehab again.
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- Again?
- I know.
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It's, like, every 30 days.
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Wait, does that mean that
you're gonna be taking
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Charlie and Luco out to the field trip?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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To the recycling plant?
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I thought Jake was chaperoning.
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He told me nothing about that.
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Jo. This is Jo.
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This is Phoebe. Old friend, new friend.
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I'm going to text him.
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- How you doing?
- Hi.
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I can't believe we haven't met yet.
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- Hi. What's going on?
- Pleasure to meet you.
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- How are you?
- I'm good.
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Whoa, what's with the bag
of nightmares over there?
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Oh, I have a press
preview for my collection
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of fine infant jewelry.
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I was just telling Jo
about my press preview.
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You guys have to come.
It's gonna be so good.
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And the accessories editor at W RSVP'd.
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- Wow.
- I know.
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- Wow. That's huge.
- I know. I know. It's so huge.
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It's so huge. Honestly, I
thought I was gonna give up
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after the whole photo shoot
debacle, but I rallied.
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I feel like I am on top of the world,
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and I met Ralf's new little rebound chick,
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and she is B,
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B-plus, tops.
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I got this.
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You got what?
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I thought you didn't want Ralf anymore.
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I like the perks.
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Okay, well, um, you have fun with that.
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- We have to go.
- Okay. Nice to meet you, Jo.
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Will you please just send me
all the info on that field trip?
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And also, your invite, where's your thing?
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[Sighs]
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Please tell me the
renovations to the lounge
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are gonna be done by Friday.
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Today's supposed to be the last day.
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Thank God.
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The woman to talk to is Carla.
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(Phoebe) Oh, um, can I
leave these here? Do you mind?
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Um, hey, Carla? Carla.
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Hi, I'm Phoebe, Phoebe Conte,
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creative director for Infant Fabuleux.
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Oh, yes, the, uh, kids' jewelry.
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Yeah, it's fine jewelry
for infants. [Laughs]
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- Right, sorry.
- No, that's fine.
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I'm amazed that they booked out the lounge
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for the day after we finish.
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I know. Well, fashion never sleeps.
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Or eats.
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Your work is fabulous, by the way.
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Do you ever do small spaces?
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My bread and butter are small spaces.
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Really?
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I would love to get your
input on interior stylings
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for the press preview, if that's possible.
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Oh, I'm flattered, but as you can see,
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we are already way
overextended at the moment.
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No, I totally understand.
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It's just that I modeled for years,
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so there's gonna be a lot
of industry people there.
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Joleen Rozen from W. Yeah.
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So I was thinking that if you
help me make the place look fab,
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we could both promote our work.
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Yeah?
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Morning, sunshine.
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Hey, morning.
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Anything, uh...
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new on the Internet?
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Eh, nope, not really.
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Well...
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Maybe put down the iPad.
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[Chuckles]
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What do you have in mind?
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Oh, just physical contact.
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I know that sounds hopelessly
old-fashioned, but...
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I wish I could, love,
but I need to get to work.
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Really?
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Well, you didn't seem
in a hurry a second ago.
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Well, should I have read
that blog with more urgency?
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Well, maybe if you were
a little less captivated
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with the Internet, you'd
notice we have a problem.
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You know what? I don't have time for this.
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I need to get to work.
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Yeah, of course.
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(Delia) That is ridiculous.
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We see no reason to walk away from this.
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The Asian market represents
upwards of $70 million
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in annual revenue for the brand.
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Yes, my brand.
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(Delia) While Ms. Beech
may be the face of...
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Okay, I put my heart and
soul into this company.
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What did he contribute?
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Marketing, negotiating.
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I could have paid a chimp in a suit.
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Again, Ms. Beech, without said
chimp, there would be no brand.
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- I would advise...
- I don't care what you advise.
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Gordon is not entitled
to half of everything.
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I am the company.
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I am Courtney Beech.
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Yes, that is your name.
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But it would not be a company
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if my client hadn't
single-handedly financed
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the entire enterprise.
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Which happens to be hugely popular in Korea
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thanks to a licensing deal I negotiated.
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(Courtney) It's my vision.
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It's the collective vision
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of a team of overworked design assistants.
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You just sit behind an $8,000 desk
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and tell them to move a
pocket every once in a while.
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Okay, we are at an impasse,
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I say we take a break.
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I agree. Things are getting heated.
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I can't believe you didn't
tell me about the field trip.
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You know I have a huge week this week.
257
00:09:27,090 --> 00:09:31,310
Of course, I'm thrilled for you, obviously,
258
00:09:31,325 --> 00:09:34,313
- but I have to kill it at WME...
- (Charlie) Mom! Get in here, quick!
259
00:09:34,431 --> 00:09:36,098
And if I don't, I don't have a career.
260
00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:38,033
And if I don't have a
career, then you don't...
261
00:09:38,101 --> 00:09:40,102
- Mom, Mom, Mom!
- No, I am being supportive.
262
00:09:40,237 --> 00:09:42,271
- Mom!
- What, Charlie?
263
00:09:42,406 --> 00:09:46,275
Chad said your computer's thirsty.
264
00:09:50,781 --> 00:09:52,331
Oh, my God.
265
00:09:52,449 --> 00:09:53,783
Oh, my God!
266
00:09:53,950 --> 00:09:55,835
Charlie.
267
00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:00,522
(Abby) I love you, Charlie,
268
00:10:00,657 --> 00:10:02,497
but I cannot imagine
having another one of you.
269
00:10:02,525 --> 00:10:04,276
Hey, what's with all the
boxes in the guesthouse?
270
00:10:04,394 --> 00:10:05,894
I'm having a computer emergency.
271
00:10:06,229 --> 00:10:07,396
Oh, man.
272
00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:08,814
My whole presentation is on here.
273
00:10:08,898 --> 00:10:10,616
Oh, man, wow.
274
00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:12,034
Yeah, I have to go to the Apple store.
275
00:10:12,151 --> 00:10:13,619
Want me to keep an eye on the kid?
276
00:10:13,736 --> 00:10:15,456
Oh, my God, that would
be such a great help.
277
00:10:15,488 --> 00:10:17,956
- All right.
- Okay, Charlie, you stay here.
278
00:10:19,626 --> 00:10:20,626
Mom?
279
00:10:20,710 --> 00:10:23,045
Chad says he's really sorry.
280
00:10:23,162 --> 00:10:24,496
Okay, Chad.
281
00:10:24,631 --> 00:10:27,966
(Jo) Tell your little friend
Chad he's a big ass[Bleep].
282
00:10:28,084 --> 00:10:30,552
- You want a beer?
- No.
283
00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,472
(Ford) Okay, I'm giving you both
ten more minutes on the iPads, okay?
284
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,891
And I'm coming back, and
I'm checking homework.
285
00:10:36,008 --> 00:10:37,759
Okay?
286
00:10:37,981 --> 00:10:40,545
[Woman speaking on television]
287
00:10:41,823 --> 00:10:43,782
[Refrigerator door opens]
288
00:10:46,102 --> 00:10:48,653
- Can we talk?
- Yes, yes, please.
289
00:10:48,771 --> 00:10:51,773
Um, tensions have been
really running high at work,
290
00:10:51,908 --> 00:10:53,441
and I've been bringing that home.
291
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:54,659
I'm sorry.
292
00:10:54,777 --> 00:10:57,195
You honestly think that's the problem?
293
00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:59,664
Yeah, we lost a major account last month...
294
00:10:59,782 --> 00:11:00,949
The problem is us.
295
00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:03,618
We...
296
00:11:04,049 --> 00:11:06,288
[Whispering] We haven't had sex in months.
297
00:11:06,372 --> 00:11:07,853
That's bed death.
298
00:11:08,056 --> 00:11:09,107
We're not lesbians.
299
00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:11,783
- That's absurd.
- Okay, you know what? Honestly,
300
00:11:11,903 --> 00:11:14,231
I just think we need a night out.
301
00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:16,644
I don't think a date's
gonna solve our problems.
302
00:11:16,766 --> 00:11:18,646
I don't either, but I do
think we'd both benefit
303
00:11:18,768 --> 00:11:22,637
from just going out,
enjoying each other's company.
304
00:11:22,722 --> 00:11:24,723
Come on.
305
00:11:24,807 --> 00:11:28,527
Let me take you out.
306
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:31,813
Uh, it's too bloody,
307
00:11:31,948 --> 00:11:35,367
and I think we'll go...
308
00:11:35,484 --> 00:11:36,818
- Medium bloody, okay?
- Okay.
309
00:11:36,953 --> 00:11:37,986
- Thank you.
- No problem.
310
00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:39,654
Becca Riley.
311
00:11:39,822 --> 00:11:40,822
Hi.
312
00:11:40,957 --> 00:11:42,490
Hey.
313
00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:44,075
I just... We haven't checked in.
314
00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:47,245
I wanted to make sure that
you're okay with everything...
315
00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:48,547
Me, here.
316
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,498
Oh, yeah. It's fine.
317
00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:52,834
I got your text. I'm just in character.
318
00:11:52,969 --> 00:11:54,169
Characters.
319
00:11:54,337 --> 00:11:55,670
Oh, okay.
320
00:11:55,838 --> 00:11:57,589
- [Cell phone vibrating]
- Thanks.
321
00:11:57,723 --> 00:11:58,757
Computer emergency.
322
00:11:58,891 --> 00:12:01,059
Hey, what'd they say?
323
00:12:01,177 --> 00:12:03,562
Well, yes, they'll fix
it. They're geniuses.
324
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:04,813
Anyway, I'll see you later.
325
00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:07,265
Then... okay. Then throw
some money at it, Abby.
326
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,600
I'm at work right now.
327
00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:10,018
I got to... I got to go.
328
00:12:10,152 --> 00:12:11,853
Thank you, Becca.
329
00:12:11,988 --> 00:12:15,857
Jake was absolutely no help.
330
00:12:15,992 --> 00:12:18,326
So why would you call a
comparative religions major
331
00:12:18,444 --> 00:12:19,995
for computer help?
332
00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:21,079
It's just habit.
333
00:12:21,197 --> 00:12:22,747
And then the field trip.
334
00:12:22,865 --> 00:12:25,166
I can go with you guys.
335
00:12:25,284 --> 00:12:27,285
I kind of like the
little guy. He's so weird.
336
00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:28,536
I mean, I would love that.
337
00:12:28,671 --> 00:12:29,788
- Yeah.
- It would be a huge help.
338
00:12:29,922 --> 00:12:31,706
And when Zooey gets
here, she can take over.
339
00:12:31,841 --> 00:12:34,542
She can take him to the mall or...
340
00:12:34,627 --> 00:12:36,544
Take him to... Zooey's, like, 12 years old.
341
00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:38,096
She can't take...
342
00:12:38,214 --> 00:12:39,714
Wait. She's coming?
343
00:12:39,849 --> 00:12:41,933
Yeah. Not until next week.
344
00:12:42,051 --> 00:12:43,551
Oh, gosh, you're gonna love her.
345
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:44,803
- Next week?
- She's so brilliant.
346
00:12:44,937 --> 00:12:45,937
When was the last time you saw her?
347
00:12:46,055 --> 00:12:47,222
She was in, like, footie pajamas, right?
348
00:12:47,306 --> 00:12:48,988
I thought that you were
only staying here for...
349
00:12:49,008 --> 00:12:50,361
- [Cell phone ringing]
- I got to take this.
350
00:12:50,399 --> 00:12:51,838
A couple...
351
00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:52,765
What?
352
00:12:58,230 --> 00:13:02,044
[Both moaning]
353
00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:09,577
Be ready to go again in five.
354
00:13:09,603 --> 00:13:10,909
[Laughing]
355
00:13:11,029 --> 00:13:13,615
We got a long afternoon ahead of us.
356
00:13:13,883 --> 00:13:17,802
Oh, by the way...
357
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,639
I need to reprimand you for that stunt
358
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:23,058
in the settlement meeting.
359
00:13:23,142 --> 00:13:24,142
Come on.
360
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:26,261
Those things are so boring.
361
00:13:26,429 --> 00:13:30,265
Hey, it is hard enough trying
to make a case for your half
362
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:33,601
of the Asian market without you all...
363
00:13:33,736 --> 00:13:36,021
up in there.
364
00:13:36,105 --> 00:13:37,656
No, I'm serious.
365
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,858
I'm sleeping with my client.
366
00:13:39,992 --> 00:13:42,027
I could get into serious trouble,
367
00:13:42,161 --> 00:13:44,779
maybe even disbarred.
368
00:13:44,864 --> 00:13:47,248
So what?
369
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:50,869
We'll just take a year
off, go to Bora-Bora.
370
00:13:51,003 --> 00:13:53,955
Let's just try to get
through this last round
371
00:13:54,123 --> 00:13:57,792
of negotiation without any groping.
372
00:13:57,877 --> 00:13:59,260
Screw Korea.
373
00:13:59,345 --> 00:14:00,845
I don't care about the Asian market
374
00:14:00,963 --> 00:14:02,797
if it's gonna drag things out.
375
00:14:02,932 --> 00:14:04,683
Screw Korea?
376
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,135
They buy more Beech wares purses
377
00:14:07,219 --> 00:14:10,221
than all the new England
sororities combined.
378
00:14:10,306 --> 00:14:12,807
Delia...
379
00:14:12,892 --> 00:14:16,111
I have more money than
I know what to do with.
380
00:14:16,195 --> 00:14:19,064
I'm tired of sneaking around.
381
00:14:19,148 --> 00:14:20,982
I want you.
382
00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:25,236
I can see spending the
rest of my life with you.
383
00:14:25,371 --> 00:14:28,623
I am not...
384
00:14:28,741 --> 00:14:32,043
Good with these kinds of statements.
385
00:14:32,161 --> 00:14:34,546
It doesn't mean that I don't have...
386
00:14:34,663 --> 00:14:37,465
Similar...
387
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:40,001
Feelings.
388
00:14:40,086 --> 00:14:42,158
You're cute when you're cornered.
389
00:14:42,278 --> 00:14:43,748
[Laughs]
390
00:14:47,143 --> 00:14:49,811
Give up Korea.
391
00:14:49,895 --> 00:14:51,396
Understood?
392
00:14:51,514 --> 00:14:56,351
As your lawyer, I do not advi...
393
00:14:56,435 --> 00:14:59,938
You're not my lawyer in here.
394
00:15:00,072 --> 00:15:01,773
Now, give me a minute...
395
00:15:03,743 --> 00:15:06,528
To remind you why.
396
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,424
[Shudders]
397
00:15:11,848 --> 00:15:13,120
[Moans]
398
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,670
(Carla) Yeah, Emma is America's sweetheart.
399
00:15:15,788 --> 00:15:17,756
Even her bathroom should reflect that.
400
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,591
Yeah, we need an inviting color palette,
401
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:21,960
something redhead quirk,
but still upmarket.
402
00:15:22,094 --> 00:15:24,212
You got it? All right, thank you, love.
403
00:15:24,296 --> 00:15:25,847
Ciao.
404
00:15:27,016 --> 00:15:29,050
Ugh, Emma.
405
00:15:29,736 --> 00:15:32,720
- [Laughs]
- Ugh. For years.
406
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,606
I did her first house in Hollywood
407
00:15:34,723 --> 00:15:36,474
when she was all of 18.
408
00:15:36,559 --> 00:15:39,394
Between her and the
rooftop bar, I am exhausted.
409
00:15:39,478 --> 00:15:40,812
Oh, I bet.
410
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,730
How do you even have a personal life?
411
00:15:42,815 --> 00:15:44,732
Right?
412
00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:48,069
Well, I met my boyfriend
on this job, actually.
413
00:15:48,237 --> 00:15:49,904
- You did?
- Yeah.
414
00:15:49,989 --> 00:15:51,956
I kind of scared him at first.
415
00:15:52,074 --> 00:15:53,741
I think that he's only ever dated women
416
00:15:53,876 --> 00:15:56,077
with very little substance.
417
00:15:58,881 --> 00:16:01,082
Anyway, enough chitchat.
418
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,052
Back to work.
419
00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:06,754
What do you think about the greige?
420
00:16:06,889 --> 00:16:08,923
Yeah, Marc Jacobs did
greige two seasons ago.
421
00:16:09,058 --> 00:16:11,009
It feels a little dated.
422
00:16:11,143 --> 00:16:12,560
Okay. No problem.
423
00:16:12,645 --> 00:16:14,383
I'll bring in some other choices.
424
00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:17,052
(Ralf) There you are.
425
00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:19,601
Now, do I still have you for dinner?
426
00:16:19,735 --> 00:16:21,102
It's Roy Choi's new place.
427
00:16:21,237 --> 00:16:23,521
Oh, I'm there, of course.
428
00:16:23,656 --> 00:16:26,441
I'll wait for you upstairs.
429
00:16:29,778 --> 00:16:32,030
Phoebe.
430
00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:33,844
- Hi, babe.
- What is it you're doing here?
431
00:16:33,866 --> 00:16:37,001
My Infant Fabuleux
press preview's tomorrow.
432
00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:40,922
Carla... amazing, by the way...
Is helping me design the space.
433
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:44,209
- You two know each other?
- Uh, yeah, this is my...
434
00:16:44,343 --> 00:16:47,462
This is Phoebe, my ex-wife.
435
00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:50,298
- May I have a word with you?
- Yeah.
436
00:16:52,468 --> 00:16:53,968
What the hell are you playing at?
437
00:16:54,053 --> 00:16:55,937
I asked you months ago
if I could use the lounge
438
00:16:56,021 --> 00:16:57,222
for a launch party.
439
00:16:57,306 --> 00:16:58,857
We booked it, remember?
440
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:02,777
And you just coincidentally
wound up working with Carla?
441
00:17:02,895 --> 00:17:05,980
That's your Carla? Oh,
my God, I had no idea.
442
00:17:06,115 --> 00:17:08,700
She is amazing. She's really lovely.
443
00:17:08,817 --> 00:17:11,953
Babe, I am tragic with interiors.
444
00:17:12,071 --> 00:17:13,071
You know this.
445
00:17:13,072 --> 00:17:15,540
She's helping me.
446
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,577
You see why I'm suspicious, don't you?
447
00:17:19,712 --> 00:17:21,272
Shockingly, this is not about you, Ralf.
448
00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:23,164
This is about business,
449
00:17:23,299 --> 00:17:26,417
and the press preview has to be perfect.
450
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:30,221
Fine.
451
00:17:31,924 --> 00:17:34,475
Okay, everybody, make
sure that you have a buddy
452
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:38,229
and stay with your buddy
for the entire field trip.
453
00:17:38,249 --> 00:17:40,236
[Cell phone vibrating]
454
00:17:41,498 --> 00:17:42,804
WME.
455
00:17:42,924 --> 00:17:44,394
WME, WME.
456
00:17:44,403 --> 00:17:45,987
- [Gasps]
- Hi, yes?
457
00:17:46,105 --> 00:17:48,656
This is Abby. Tomorrow?
458
00:17:48,774 --> 00:17:50,858
No, no, tomorrow's not
good. Tomorrow's not...
459
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:53,494
Not convenient at all for me, actually.
460
00:17:53,612 --> 00:17:55,914
We have a serious problem.
461
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,532
I'm s... Can you hold a second?
462
00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:01,369
Charlie demanded that I eat the
corn from out of his... his...
463
00:18:01,503 --> 00:18:04,038
Can I call you back?
464
00:18:04,173 --> 00:18:06,207
His, you know...
465
00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:07,959
Out of his pants?
466
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,544
Out of his back? Out of his butt?
467
00:18:09,628 --> 00:18:11,930
Out of his penis? Out of his stomach?
468
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,381
Out of his poop.
469
00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:14,512
[Laughter]
470
00:18:15,718 --> 00:18:16,935
It was Chad, Mom.
471
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,519
Oh, you know that Chad.
472
00:18:18,604 --> 00:18:19,938
It was Chad.
473
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,440
Okay, I'm gonna have to ask
you to take Charlie home.
474
00:18:22,558 --> 00:18:24,525
No, no, no, you can't do that.
475
00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:27,395
You have to take him
today. I have no child care.
476
00:18:27,563 --> 00:18:29,397
Obviously.
477
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,463
Okay, what's it called?
478
00:18:34,564 --> 00:18:38,066
I think... I think it's called
"Abby's pitch," maybe 2.0.
479
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,868
It's, like, 15 pages long.
480
00:18:40,002 --> 00:18:43,538
Okay, most recent.
481
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,323
Is this it?
482
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,991
Yes!
483
00:18:47,076 --> 00:18:48,543
Yes. This is the best thing
that's happened to me all week.
484
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,829
- Thank you.
- Great, let's grab a Margarita.
485
00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:52,297
You know what I'm going to do?
486
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,581
I'm gonna go in there,
487
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,967
and I'm gonna tell Jake
that I'm proud of him,
488
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,469
but I need his help.
489
00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,637
All right.
490
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,476
- Whoo!
- That's right.
491
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,644
Reeor!
492
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:16,271
So Gordon will take 40%
of Fragrance going forward.
493
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,156
I trust the rest will be quick?
494
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,720
Almost. We just need to reach
an agreement on the Asian market.
495
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,360
You know where I stand.
496
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:25,747
You know where we stand.
497
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:29,534
50/50 gets this done today,
or you can drag this out
498
00:19:29,618 --> 00:19:32,504
and hemorrhage money as long as you like.
499
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,963
If that's the way you want to play.
500
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,176
[Door slams] What the hell
do you think you're doing?
501
00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:47,344
- Getting what's yours.
- I told you I didn't want it.
502
00:19:47,344 --> 00:19:49,804
I'm not going to let you throw away Korea.
503
00:19:49,823 --> 00:19:51,990
You're worth more than that.
504
00:19:52,236 --> 00:19:54,593
Stop thinking with your dick.
505
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,625
You're terrified of this.
506
00:19:58,981 --> 00:20:00,006
What?
507
00:20:00,126 --> 00:20:02,969
You're terrified that I
would jettison $70 million
508
00:20:02,985 --> 00:20:04,435
just to be with you.
509
00:20:04,555 --> 00:20:07,435
Sounds a little crazy, hearing it out loud,
510
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,925
but it's true.
511
00:20:10,682 --> 00:20:12,158
- I just think...
- Well, stop.
512
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,568
I told you what I want.
513
00:20:13,688 --> 00:20:15,094
If you want the same thing,
514
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,203
when you sit across from her tomorrow...
515
00:20:17,657 --> 00:20:19,039
You'll let it go.
516
00:20:24,263 --> 00:20:25,437
[Door closes]
517
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:29,343
It's not my fault Lucifer
made me part of his dark army,
518
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,598
any more than it's your fault
519
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,730
Gabriel chose you to be his sacred one.
520
00:20:32,848 --> 00:20:34,849
You can't keep punishing me for this.
521
00:20:35,017 --> 00:20:36,617
I don't know how much longer I can take...
522
00:20:36,896 --> 00:20:38,656
[cell phone ringing, vibrating]
523
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,072
[Snaps fingers] Abby!
524
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:42,573
(Becca) Seriously?
525
00:20:42,691 --> 00:20:44,692
Do you have any idea how
long it takes me to get there?
526
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:45,827
I'm really sorry, Becca.
527
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,328
Cut it. I know.
528
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:48,696
We'll go again right away.
529
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,364
Come here.
530
00:20:50,532 --> 00:20:52,083
That was impressive. That
was genuinely impressive.
531
00:20:52,201 --> 00:20:53,584
- Sorry.
- What are you doing here?
532
00:20:53,702 --> 00:20:56,621
Well, uh, you have been ignoring my calls.
533
00:20:56,705 --> 00:20:58,372
No, I turned my phone off, actually,
534
00:20:58,457 --> 00:20:59,791
'cause I'm directing an
episode on television.
535
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,375
Phones go off. It's disruptive.
536
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,127
Okay, well, when you're finished,
537
00:21:03,212 --> 00:21:04,429
you need to take Charlie.
538
00:21:04,546 --> 00:21:05,986
Aren't you done soon, at, like, 7:00?
539
00:21:06,048 --> 00:21:07,432
No, we're not gonna be
done before midnight.
540
00:21:07,549 --> 00:21:08,850
Why don't you just have Jo take him?
541
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,168
No, uh... [chuckles]
542
00:21:11,206 --> 00:21:13,387
Yesterday when I came
home from the Apple store,
543
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,722
I found them watching Game of Thrones,
544
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,391
and when I asked her
about the appropriateness
545
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,060
of showing that to a
seven-year-old, she said,
546
00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:20,876
"what? It's about elves and shit."
547
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,686
Did you want me to turn this job
down because you have a meeting?
548
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,783
Charlie has invented an imaginary friend
549
00:21:25,901 --> 00:21:27,151
- to deal with stress...
- I know this.
550
00:21:27,236 --> 00:21:28,619
Who, by the way, told
miss Hoover at school today
551
00:21:28,737 --> 00:21:29,954
that she should eat his corn...
552
00:21:30,072 --> 00:21:31,552
Out of his poop. I've heard it before,
553
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,825
but not because I'm working
this week, though, right?
554
00:21:33,909 --> 00:21:35,993
No, because we need to
be a better team, Jake.
555
00:21:36,078 --> 00:21:38,963
Can't you just ask your
20-something-year-old girlfriend
556
00:21:39,081 --> 00:21:41,299
if she has any friends who can babysit?
557
00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:43,634
You know what? We actually broke up.
558
00:21:43,752 --> 00:21:45,553
Oh, I didn't...
559
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:46,838
You know what?
560
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,422
I would appreciate you
not throwing it in my face.
561
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,058
For ten years, I had your
back when you needed to work,
562
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,811
and the first time I
ask you, you fall apart.
563
00:21:53,929 --> 00:21:56,097
Figure it out, Abby.
564
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,602
Okay, everybody, sorry about that.
565
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,938
Back to one, please.
566
00:22:05,582 --> 00:22:10,597
[Loud rock music, indistinct chatter]
567
00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:15,576
568
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,705
What?
569
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:23,291
I just... Assumed...
570
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,459
What?
571
00:22:25,627 --> 00:22:27,345
I just assumed we'd go somewhere
572
00:22:27,462 --> 00:22:29,514
where we could hear each other.
573
00:22:29,631 --> 00:22:32,800
Oh, come on, this place is great.
574
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,887
Sorry, sorry.
575
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,306
This guy keeps staring at me.
576
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,224
Red tank...
577
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,727
Looks like Butch Seacrest.
578
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,984
That guy?
579
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,452
He's adorable.
580
00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:52,904
He could use a lesson in subtlety.
581
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,488
He's been staring at me all night.
582
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,374
You know, when we first started dating,
583
00:22:56,491 --> 00:22:58,492
you would have walked
right over there, sat down,
584
00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,878
and let the guy buy you a damn cocktail.
585
00:23:00,996 --> 00:23:02,463
That was a long time ago.
586
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,716
Go flirt with him.
587
00:23:05,834 --> 00:23:07,418
Make me jealous.
588
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,140
Is this a date, or... or are we
just trolling for threesomes?
589
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,676
Who said anything about threesomes?
590
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,979
Look, I just want you to loosen up.
591
00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:19,847
Well, I'm not feeling loose.
592
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:20,982
What?
593
00:23:21,016 --> 00:23:23,017
Well, I'm not feeling loose!
594
00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:24,602
I'm calling a car!
595
00:23:24,686 --> 00:23:26,938
Do what you want!
596
00:23:45,374 --> 00:23:46,372
Mm.
597
00:23:46,410 --> 00:23:49,287
(Jo) Abby, come down
here! It's an emergency!
598
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,714
Help.
599
00:23:53,882 --> 00:23:57,602
What's happening?
600
00:23:57,719 --> 00:23:59,303
This is not an emergency.
601
00:23:59,388 --> 00:24:03,608
It is when food is this
delicious and it might get cold.
602
00:24:03,725 --> 00:24:06,394
Wow. I haven't had real Chinese
food in a gazillion years.
603
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,561
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
604
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,729
We used to eat our weight
605
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,064
in beef and broccoli four years straight.
606
00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:11,315
How are you eating this?
607
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,234
Aren't you an extreme vegan or something?
608
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,235
- Hell, no.
- Oh, really?
609
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:17,071
Oh, no. Those people are crazy.
610
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,205
It was a phase.
611
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,890
You know, after I hit two years, I caved.
612
00:24:19,908 --> 00:24:21,492
I was in the best shape of my life...
613
00:24:21,576 --> 00:24:24,128
My hair, my nails, thick
like a freakin' thoroughbred.
614
00:24:24,246 --> 00:24:26,998
But all I wanted to do was slit my wrists.
615
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:30,501
Well, I'm so glad you lapsed.
This smells really good.
616
00:24:30,889 --> 00:24:32,422
[Sniffs]
617
00:24:32,921 --> 00:24:34,639
Mmm.
618
00:24:34,756 --> 00:24:36,916
Do you remember... do you
remember the place on Elizabeth
619
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,135
that we used to go to all
the time, that Chinese place?
620
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:40,594
Yeah.
621
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,313
That was when people didn't
say things like "mixology."
622
00:24:42,431 --> 00:24:43,764
It was cool.
623
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,399
Every bridge-and-tunnel person
didn't know about it yet, right?
624
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,517
Exactly.
625
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,686
I'm so glad you were from the city.
626
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:49,987
I think if I didn't have you,
627
00:24:50,105 --> 00:24:52,573
I would have just hid in my
dorm room until graduation.
628
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,241
Oh, you took it pretty
well for a suburbanite.
629
00:24:54,257 --> 00:24:57,040
Yeah, I sure did. [Chuckles]
630
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,586
I know this sounds like a clich?,
631
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:07,922
but do you wish you could
sometimes just get into,
632
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,757
you know, a...
633
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:12,877
A way-back machine?
634
00:25:12,961 --> 00:25:15,713
Constantly.
635
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,017
All right, well...
636
00:25:20,135 --> 00:25:21,936
It's late. I have to do work on my...
637
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,471
No, no, you don't, okay?
638
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:25,139
It's been two days. We
haven't had one meal together.
639
00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:28,152
Come on, skinny girl. Come on.
640
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,738
[Sighs]
641
00:26:03,472 --> 00:26:05,923
[Sobs softly]
642
00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:09,898
I mean, we tried to hide it for months.
643
00:26:10,018 --> 00:26:11,310
Oh, my God.
644
00:26:11,377 --> 00:26:12,961
Jake would go out all night,
645
00:26:13,096 --> 00:26:15,981
and then he would come home
before the kids got up, so...
646
00:26:16,082 --> 00:26:17,382
Well, it was all for the best,
647
00:26:17,467 --> 00:26:20,219
'cause that loser had you
weighed down from day one.
648
00:26:20,386 --> 00:26:22,604
I wish you would stop
saying that. It's not true.
649
00:26:22,722 --> 00:26:24,773
Jake and I were great for
a long time, by the way.
650
00:26:24,891 --> 00:26:26,191
Okay, well, maybe you didn't see it,
651
00:26:26,276 --> 00:26:27,359
but he was more than happy
652
00:26:27,444 --> 00:26:28,944
to put all that neurotic crap on you,
653
00:26:29,062 --> 00:26:31,814
going on and on about Godard and Scorsese
654
00:26:31,898 --> 00:26:33,115
while you did all the heavy lifting.
655
00:26:33,233 --> 00:26:34,533
I don't want to have this conversation.
656
00:26:34,617 --> 00:26:35,784
We always end up in the same fight,
657
00:26:35,902 --> 00:26:37,736
and by the way, Frumpkis is no prize.
658
00:26:37,871 --> 00:26:39,071
Frumpkis has a job.
659
00:26:39,205 --> 00:26:40,539
That is not the point.
660
00:26:40,657 --> 00:26:42,741
He is so neurotic.
661
00:26:42,909 --> 00:26:44,159
What, does he call you every two minutes?
662
00:26:44,244 --> 00:26:45,461
He's going through something.
663
00:26:45,578 --> 00:26:47,079
He's always going through something,
664
00:26:47,213 --> 00:26:48,797
either the drugs or the cheating,
665
00:26:48,915 --> 00:26:51,075
and the constant breaking
up and getting back together.
666
00:26:51,084 --> 00:26:54,002
Jo, how many benders did
you go on because of him?
667
00:26:54,387 --> 00:26:56,054
How many times could I hold your hair back
668
00:26:56,172 --> 00:26:57,589
before I finally told you what I thought?
669
00:26:57,673 --> 00:27:00,092
When I did the same thing,
you disappeared on me.
670
00:27:00,226 --> 00:27:02,227
- I did not disappear on you.
- Yeah, you disappeared on me.
671
00:27:02,345 --> 00:27:04,012
You hated Jake. Jake hated rob.
672
00:27:04,097 --> 00:27:05,097
I hated rob.
673
00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:06,765
Jake and rob hated each other.
674
00:27:06,899 --> 00:27:09,184
This was just the way it was.
What was I supposed to do?
675
00:27:09,268 --> 00:27:12,604
You were supposed to stay my friend!
676
00:27:12,688 --> 00:27:14,773
Screw the guys.
677
00:27:14,857 --> 00:27:17,859
But you... you... you
disappeared into your new life,
678
00:27:17,994 --> 00:27:20,078
in this new you that I... I just...
679
00:27:20,196 --> 00:27:21,446
Oh, my God,
680
00:27:21,581 --> 00:27:23,915
I don't even recognize any of this.
681
00:27:25,334 --> 00:27:28,170
How many times did I call
you? You never called me back.
682
00:27:28,287 --> 00:27:29,538
I didn't call you back, 'cause that's life.
683
00:27:29,672 --> 00:27:30,789
- It's not personal.
- Oh, you get busy?
684
00:27:30,873 --> 00:27:32,340
Don't give me that crap.
You know what I think?
685
00:27:32,425 --> 00:27:33,759
I think you sold out.
686
00:27:33,876 --> 00:27:36,128
You write that stupid
mommy shit, and I just...
687
00:27:36,212 --> 00:27:37,212
Wow.
688
00:27:37,346 --> 00:27:38,713
I don't fit in your pretty little picture.
689
00:27:38,881 --> 00:27:40,382
You don't know anything about my life.
690
00:27:40,550 --> 00:27:41,633
- All right.
- How dare you?
691
00:27:41,768 --> 00:27:44,219
You come blowing into town
on the verge of collapse
692
00:27:44,353 --> 00:27:46,021
yet again, by the way.
693
00:27:46,105 --> 00:27:48,056
Do you even have a bakery here?
694
00:27:48,141 --> 00:27:49,391
Hey, I may be a mess,
695
00:27:49,525 --> 00:27:51,059
but I know who I am.
696
00:27:51,144 --> 00:27:52,978
I don't go around worrying
about walk-and-ride
697
00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:54,479
or talk-and-ride or look-and-ride
698
00:27:54,564 --> 00:27:55,981
or any of that crap.
699
00:27:56,065 --> 00:27:57,816
But look at you. You played it safe, right?
700
00:27:57,900 --> 00:28:00,986
And your life is in the shit.
701
00:28:02,622 --> 00:28:04,656
And by the way, you are bleeding.
702
00:28:20,853 --> 00:28:22,415
[Sighs]
703
00:28:24,885 --> 00:28:27,005
[Crying]
704
00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:29,648
(Max) It would have been
nice if you... if you, like,
705
00:28:29,765 --> 00:28:30,965
maybe took a cab and joined me.
706
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,267
Oh, come on, with that
drama-queen move you pulled?
707
00:28:32,401 --> 00:28:33,768
It was just such a goddamn power play.
708
00:28:33,853 --> 00:28:35,937
I mean, how hard is it
for you to spend just
709
00:28:36,022 --> 00:28:37,522
one single night with me?
710
00:28:37,657 --> 00:28:38,697
That's what we were doing.
711
00:28:38,774 --> 00:28:40,294
You're the one who flipped out and left
712
00:28:40,443 --> 00:28:42,194
because you couldn't
handle the idea of flirting.
713
00:28:42,278 --> 00:28:45,363
I'm sorry that I don't want
to flirt with some random guy.
714
00:28:45,448 --> 00:28:47,365
I was trying to be adventurous.
715
00:28:47,450 --> 00:28:48,917
Pimping me out to some
twink is adventurous?
716
00:28:49,001 --> 00:28:50,202
Oh, come on.
717
00:28:50,336 --> 00:28:52,037
I told you to make me
jealous, not to suck him off.
718
00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:53,421
Just admit you're bored.
719
00:28:53,539 --> 00:28:55,259
No, no, no, no, no.
There's a big difference
720
00:28:55,341 --> 00:28:58,343
between being bored and being suffocated.
721
00:28:58,461 --> 00:29:00,095
Now I'm suffocating you?
722
00:29:00,213 --> 00:29:01,930
It's not you.
723
00:29:02,014 --> 00:29:03,298
It's the boundaries.
724
00:29:03,432 --> 00:29:05,634
You mean, um, monogamy?
725
00:29:05,768 --> 00:29:06,768
We had a deal.
726
00:29:06,769 --> 00:29:08,937
I want to sleep with you.
727
00:29:09,021 --> 00:29:10,355
You're the one that wants
to sleep with everyone else.
728
00:29:10,473 --> 00:29:11,973
Our old arrangement worked just fine.
729
00:29:12,058 --> 00:29:13,942
Before we had kids.
730
00:29:14,026 --> 00:29:15,060
It's too dangerous now.
731
00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,479
W... what if something casual gets serious?
732
00:29:17,613 --> 00:29:19,481
It won't. That's why we had rules.
733
00:29:19,615 --> 00:29:21,399
How many times do I have to say it to you?
734
00:29:21,484 --> 00:29:23,985
Do what you want. Just
don't push me back into it
735
00:29:24,070 --> 00:29:26,872
so you don't... You don't feel bad.
736
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,317
[Knock at door]
737
00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:39,184
[Sighs]
738
00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:43,585
Okay, so I may be a dick.
739
00:29:44,724 --> 00:29:46,879
But I'm your dick.
740
00:29:48,094 --> 00:29:50,178
I don't know what that means.
741
00:29:50,346 --> 00:29:52,430
It means I missed the hell out of you.
742
00:29:52,565 --> 00:29:54,316
I'm still here.
743
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,767
Well, I missed you too.
744
00:29:55,851 --> 00:29:59,771
I just don't miss this fight.
We always have this fight.
745
00:30:03,359 --> 00:30:05,248
Wow. You had a scare?
746
00:30:06,329 --> 00:30:08,246
Stupid.
747
00:30:08,364 --> 00:30:09,948
- Who was it?
- It was Jake.
748
00:30:11,834 --> 00:30:14,920
It's a long story.
749
00:30:16,872 --> 00:30:21,042
No, we're not getting back
together or anything like that.
750
00:30:21,177 --> 00:30:23,137
Wow. You really do have
a lot going on, don't you?
751
00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:24,679
Jesus.
752
00:30:24,764 --> 00:30:28,550
It's not rational, I know, but, um, just...
753
00:30:28,634 --> 00:30:31,353
The idea of a baby...
754
00:30:33,389 --> 00:30:35,190
If I had a last chance, this was it.
755
00:30:35,308 --> 00:30:38,526
Mm. Boy, do I know that.
756
00:30:38,611 --> 00:30:41,446
I just wanted to get back
on the way-back machine,
757
00:30:41,564 --> 00:30:43,448
but it's gone.
758
00:30:43,566 --> 00:30:45,900
- I left Frumpkis.
- What?
759
00:30:46,068 --> 00:30:48,620
For good this time.
760
00:30:48,738 --> 00:30:52,324
And that's why Zooey's coming down.
761
00:30:52,408 --> 00:30:53,959
We're starting over.
762
00:30:54,076 --> 00:30:55,076
What happened?
763
00:30:55,244 --> 00:30:57,495
I can't talk about it.
764
00:30:57,630 --> 00:30:58,997
- Wow.
- Yeah.
765
00:30:59,081 --> 00:31:00,415
Well, if the mouth can't talk about it,
766
00:31:00,549 --> 00:31:03,218
then it must be really terrible.
767
00:31:03,302 --> 00:31:04,586
I forgot people used to call me that.
768
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,805
I never called you that.
769
00:31:08,507 --> 00:31:10,058
I'm sorry that I disappeared.
770
00:31:10,142 --> 00:31:11,593
I just... you know, Jake and I were...
771
00:31:11,677 --> 00:31:15,563
Weren't doing very well, and
I think I was embarrassed.
772
00:31:15,648 --> 00:31:18,266
And, you know...
773
00:31:18,401 --> 00:31:19,601
You're a nightmare.
774
00:31:19,735 --> 00:31:21,736
Tell me about it. Try
being inside of this head.
775
00:31:21,821 --> 00:31:23,271
Oh, god, it's so exhausting.
776
00:31:23,406 --> 00:31:24,912
You couldn't pay me.
777
00:31:25,032 --> 00:31:26,492
[Imitates explosion]
778
00:31:26,942 --> 00:31:28,610
- God.
- [Doorbell rings]
779
00:31:28,778 --> 00:31:30,779
- Are you expecting company?
- No.
780
00:31:33,902 --> 00:31:35,217
- Hey.
- [Sighs]
781
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,968
Honey, what's happening?
782
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:45,040
[Sighs, crying]
783
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:51,660
And then I realized it's not about Carla.
784
00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:55,196
I mean, I don't love love Ralf.
785
00:31:55,331 --> 00:31:58,283
He's such a pain in the ass.
786
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,869
But she's just...
787
00:32:01,036 --> 00:32:04,873
She is such a solid woman,
788
00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:07,091
like you are a solid woman.
789
00:32:07,209 --> 00:32:09,711
Sometimes I feel like if
I'm not attached to someone,
790
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:13,882
I am just going to float away.
791
00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:17,602
We're not gonna let you float away, okay?
792
00:32:21,056 --> 00:32:22,891
Okay, I'm done talking about my problems.
793
00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:25,226
[Chuckles, sniffles] Done.
794
00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:27,431
Well, I have plenty of
problems that we can talk about
795
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:28,780
if that's what you want to do.
796
00:32:28,898 --> 00:32:31,032
Abby was about to pitch
me her new book idea.
797
00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:33,284
[Gasps] Oh, my God,
please, Abby, can I hear it?
798
00:32:33,402 --> 00:32:35,286
No, I'm a... I'm actually... I'm fine.
799
00:32:35,404 --> 00:32:38,072
It's fine. I got it.
800
00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:40,959
Abby, you cannot go into that room cold.
801
00:32:41,079 --> 00:32:43,350
[Sighs]
802
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,164
The Ten Divorcements:
803
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:50,585
How to Untie the Knot
Without Unraveling Your Life.
804
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,303
Uh-oh.
805
00:32:52,421 --> 00:32:53,755
Uh...
806
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:56,891
I know, the... the title is weak,
807
00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:59,594
but let me just get started.
808
00:32:59,762 --> 00:33:02,764
So you found yourself at a crossroads...
809
00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:04,933
To mediate or lawyer up?
810
00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:07,268
How to split time with the kids.
811
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:09,103
When is it okay to date?
812
00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:11,189
I know this sounds crazy,
813
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:15,326
but it's possible to navigate all of this
814
00:33:15,444 --> 00:33:17,161
with grace. How?
815
00:33:17,279 --> 00:33:18,830
By using a little gumption.
816
00:33:18,948 --> 00:33:20,531
Gumption?
817
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:23,034
- Really?
- It's a word.
818
00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:24,786
I know it's a word,
819
00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:27,622
used by cartoon mice circa 1928.
820
00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:30,091
What's the deal? Gumption?
821
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:32,043
I kind of have to agree with her, mama.
822
00:33:32,127 --> 00:33:33,795
Sorry.
823
00:33:33,963 --> 00:33:36,317
Okay, let me just get to
the main part, all right?
824
00:33:36,437 --> 00:33:37,661
- Go, keep going.
- Okay.
825
00:33:37,671 --> 00:33:39,895
[Clears throat] Um...
826
00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:44,222
But let's declare today
827
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,141
as the day we stop the pity party.
828
00:33:47,309 --> 00:33:50,061
We need to stand up and brush ourselves off
829
00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,562
and make this divorce
830
00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,337
the best thing that's ever happened to us.
831
00:33:53,449 --> 00:33:56,067
Okay, sweetie, I just
took, like, a giant crap,
832
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:58,820
and that came out.
833
00:34:00,656 --> 00:34:01,706
She hates me.
834
00:34:01,824 --> 00:34:03,825
Okay, whatever.
835
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,461
It's... I'm doing it again. It's what I do.
836
00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:08,738
This is what I do. I'm doing
the same thing as my book.
837
00:34:08,831 --> 00:34:10,048
I'm...
838
00:34:10,165 --> 00:34:11,716
I'm completely full of shit.
839
00:34:11,834 --> 00:34:13,505
[Slams table] That's it.
840
00:34:13,883 --> 00:34:15,169
[Slapping table] That's just it.
841
00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:16,424
Do you see what you just did?
842
00:34:16,505 --> 00:34:17,505
No.
843
00:34:17,506 --> 00:34:19,974
Yes, you are.
844
00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:21,976
Use that. Okay.
845
00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:24,145
I'm about to pass out in the Moo Shu, so...
846
00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:25,680
Jo, you said you were gonna help.
847
00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:27,565
I just did, and the Abby I used to know
848
00:34:27,683 --> 00:34:30,151
would understand what I mean by that.
849
00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,739
Good night.
850
00:34:34,857 --> 00:34:38,851
- Gumption.
- [Door closes]
851
00:34:40,210 --> 00:34:42,424
- [Knock at door]
- Mm-hmm?
852
00:34:43,465 --> 00:34:45,199
Great office, Miss Banai.
853
00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:50,038
Okay, you absolutely should not be here.
854
00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:52,540
Oh, you look exhausted.
855
00:34:52,624 --> 00:34:54,952
Gordon can be quite the athlete.
856
00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:56,580
[Chuckles]
857
00:34:58,514 --> 00:34:59,954
I don't know what you think you are...
858
00:35:00,049 --> 00:35:01,883
Please...
859
00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:06,054
You don't get where I am
without having a good eye...
860
00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:09,891
Which is why the next time we
are in that conference room,
861
00:35:09,975 --> 00:35:12,310
you'll give me Asia,
862
00:35:12,394 --> 00:35:16,230
or I will have you disbarred
for screwing a client.
863
00:35:18,534 --> 00:35:21,369
Oh, what's your favorite color, hmm?
864
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:22,733
As soon as we wrap this thing up,
865
00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:24,205
I'll make sure to get my assistant
866
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:26,407
to send you a handbag.
867
00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:39,170
(Charlie) Chad says Mom is jiggly.
868
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,558
Tell Chad to get a job.
869
00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:46,511
They're ready now.
870
00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:47,562
Okay.
871
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,246
You sure it's okay to leave Charlie here?
872
00:35:49,264 --> 00:35:50,565
Absolutely. A lot of our clients
873
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,735
let their kids run wild in here.
874
00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:56,270
- Abby McCarthy.
- Abby, hello. How you doing?
875
00:35:56,438 --> 00:35:59,407
Oh, Warren, I'm not so great, actually.
876
00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:01,325
[Chuckles] Don't say that.
877
00:36:01,443 --> 00:36:03,045
Yeah, well...
878
00:36:03,165 --> 00:36:04,995
[Bag thuds]
879
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,666
I mean, I... I have just been...
I've been working my ass off.
880
00:36:08,784 --> 00:36:10,952
Well, we're all very excited.
881
00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:12,086
Don't be.
882
00:36:12,121 --> 00:36:13,621
Last night I looked at what I had.
883
00:36:13,756 --> 00:36:15,339
The whole thing sucks.
884
00:36:15,457 --> 00:36:17,792
I've just been so distracted, you know.
885
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,378
There's so much going on.
886
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,630
I mean, we all know I'm getting a divorce,
887
00:36:22,798 --> 00:36:27,518
and I had a, um... A rebound affair
888
00:36:27,636 --> 00:36:30,388
with a much, much younger man.
889
00:36:30,472 --> 00:36:33,141
Totally get the appeal,
by the way. His body...
890
00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:34,892
Jacked.
891
00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:36,477
Holy shit.
892
00:36:36,645 --> 00:36:38,279
Did you know that men
like to get their balls
893
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:39,363
cupped before they come?
894
00:36:39,481 --> 00:36:41,699
Because I did not know that.
895
00:36:41,817 --> 00:36:43,618
I spent the night with a
male escort, by the way.
896
00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:45,036
Not as juicy as it sounds.
897
00:36:45,154 --> 00:36:47,121
I actually didn't have
the guts to do it do it,
898
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,824
but I did get a very good foot massage.
899
00:36:49,992 --> 00:36:51,659
Expensive, though.
900
00:36:51,827 --> 00:36:54,545
Oh, and my daughter and
her 14-year-old friends
901
00:36:54,663 --> 00:36:56,714
tried to get drunk with their vaginas.
902
00:36:56,832 --> 00:36:58,332
And I spent the last few days
903
00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:01,135
worried that I was pregnant
with my estranged husband's baby.
904
00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:03,588
Don't worry. I'm not.
905
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:07,058
I just feel like this is the
stuff I should be writing about.
906
00:37:07,176 --> 00:37:10,678
We don't need another
Gwyneth or Blake or Martha,
907
00:37:10,813 --> 00:37:12,146
and I certainly can't be that.
908
00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:15,733
I just... can't... write
909
00:37:15,851 --> 00:37:18,319
another bullshit book.
910
00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:20,104
I need to be myself.
911
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:24,859
I need to be as screwed up
and lost and sometimes freer
912
00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:27,361
and happier than I've
been in my entire life,
913
00:37:27,496 --> 00:37:30,364
and I need to know that if I want to say
914
00:37:30,449 --> 00:37:34,252
that sometimes I wish my
husband were dead, then I can,
915
00:37:34,369 --> 00:37:38,122
because sometimes I
wish my husband was dead.
916
00:37:38,257 --> 00:37:39,874
I don't know anything anymore.
917
00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:41,709
I am not the answer lady.
918
00:37:41,877 --> 00:37:43,678
I am just like everybody else.
919
00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:45,763
But I want to say the weird stuff.
920
00:37:45,881 --> 00:37:49,217
I want to write about the crazy shit.
921
00:37:49,351 --> 00:37:50,885
And that's my pitch.
922
00:37:58,277 --> 00:37:59,277
I love it.
923
00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:03,367
[Applause]
924
00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:08,592
Don't wanna sleep tonight
925
00:38:08,712 --> 00:38:12,926
-
you got me feelin' right
- Charlie, it's time to go.
926
00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:17,745
-
I didn't know my name
- Chad, we don't have all day.
927
00:38:18,385 --> 00:38:23,912
I didn't know my name
928
00:38:24,216 --> 00:38:26,921
I got a little bit longer
929
00:38:26,950 --> 00:38:29,656
I got a ways to go
930
00:38:33,357 --> 00:38:36,518
[Camera shutter clicks]
931
00:38:39,499 --> 00:38:42,621
- [Camera shutter clicks]
- Thank you so much.
932
00:38:42,741 --> 00:38:43,789
So conceptual.
933
00:38:43,909 --> 00:38:46,577
- The mannequins?
- Right?
934
00:38:46,695 --> 00:38:48,329
(Phoebe) One second. Thank you so much.
935
00:38:48,414 --> 00:38:49,831
Oh, my God, you look amazing.
936
00:38:49,949 --> 00:38:51,950
- Hi.
- So do you.
937
00:38:52,034 --> 00:38:53,117
How was the meeting?
938
00:38:53,252 --> 00:38:55,169
Oh, my God, my meeting
was fantastic, actually.
939
00:38:55,254 --> 00:38:56,254
I love that.
940
00:38:56,338 --> 00:38:57,538
- Phoebe.
- Yeah.
941
00:38:57,623 --> 00:38:59,958
I'd like to ask you some
questions about the collection.
942
00:39:00,042 --> 00:39:02,627
Yes, Mrs. Rozen from W.
943
00:39:03,577 --> 00:39:05,612
[Laughing]
944
00:39:06,265 --> 00:39:07,382
- Hey.
- Hi!
945
00:39:07,516 --> 00:39:09,717
Wow, you look, uh...
946
00:39:09,802 --> 00:39:10,802
Overworked.
947
00:39:10,803 --> 00:39:12,553
Over... everything.
948
00:39:12,688 --> 00:39:14,022
Okay, I hear you.
949
00:39:14,139 --> 00:39:17,558
Um, Delia, hey, I want you to meet Jo.
950
00:39:17,693 --> 00:39:18,810
Jo, Delia is a divorce attorney.
951
00:39:18,894 --> 00:39:19,811
I cannot believe this town.
952
00:39:19,895 --> 00:39:20,979
Even the lawyers look like you?
953
00:39:21,063 --> 00:39:22,730
Would you like to get another drink?
954
00:39:22,865 --> 00:39:24,065
- Oh, yeah.
- Good.
955
00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:25,301
[Abby chuckles]
956
00:39:25,734 --> 00:39:27,952
- Hey, hi...
- These people are terrifying.
957
00:39:28,070 --> 00:39:29,237
This woman keeps touching me.
958
00:39:29,321 --> 00:39:30,321
Okay.
959
00:39:30,372 --> 00:39:31,873
Oh, there she is. I can't...
960
00:39:31,957 --> 00:39:33,374
- Where's your husband?
- He couldn't make it.
961
00:39:33,492 --> 00:39:35,488
Oh, my God, she really is staring at you.
962
00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:37,040
- I know. Jesus...
- [Chuckles]
963
00:39:37,050 --> 00:39:38,952
Well, I will take care of you, then.
964
00:39:38,980 --> 00:39:41,233
(Max) Please. Touching me.
965
00:39:41,834 --> 00:39:45,086
So how did you come up with
the concept for Infant Fabuleux?
966
00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:46,921
Oh, I was gonna save it for Fallon,
967
00:39:47,006 --> 00:39:51,059
but since you asked, I was actually, uh...
968
00:39:52,761 --> 00:39:54,395
Um, I was going to a...
969
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,347
A... a baby shower,
970
00:39:56,482 --> 00:39:58,766
and somehow, my, um...
971
00:39:58,934 --> 00:40:01,602
My girlfriend and I had the same gift,
972
00:40:01,770 --> 00:40:03,571
so I thought...
973
00:40:03,606 --> 00:40:07,942
I had this ridiculous
bling, and, uh, I thought,
974
00:40:08,027 --> 00:40:10,195
"hey, a pair of tweezers," um...
975
00:40:12,865 --> 00:40:14,032
So I thought, you know,
976
00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:18,536
this would make some
really stunning baby stuff.
977
00:40:18,671 --> 00:40:21,372
So that's how you found your passion?
978
00:40:21,757 --> 00:40:23,758
Yeah.
979
00:40:23,876 --> 00:40:26,127
[Stammers] Um...
980
00:40:26,211 --> 00:40:27,879
Yeah.
981
00:40:28,013 --> 00:40:29,881
No, yes, yeah, no.
982
00:40:29,965 --> 00:40:32,717
Actually, I just kind of fell into it.
983
00:40:32,851 --> 00:40:35,636
No... I have to go.
984
00:40:35,771 --> 00:40:36,971
I just have a couple more questions.
985
00:40:37,106 --> 00:40:38,973
No, no, I really have to go.
986
00:40:41,143 --> 00:40:42,310
Hey, you know what?
987
00:40:42,394 --> 00:40:43,811
Chad, watch Charlie.
988
00:40:43,946 --> 00:40:45,196
Max, watch Chad.
989
00:40:45,314 --> 00:40:47,982
Hey. What's happening?
990
00:40:48,117 --> 00:40:50,651
You have to tell me if this is stupid.
991
00:40:50,819 --> 00:40:52,820
Um, it's... I think it's very shrewd.
992
00:40:52,955 --> 00:40:54,155
There's obviously a market.
993
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,457
Abby.
994
00:40:56,575 --> 00:40:58,292
I think it's beneath you.
995
00:41:00,462 --> 00:41:01,662
It is so stupid.
996
00:41:01,830 --> 00:41:03,664
- It's not stupid.
- It is.
997
00:41:03,799 --> 00:41:05,833
It is stupid, and it's not me.
998
00:41:05,968 --> 00:41:07,835
Oh, my God.
999
00:41:09,338 --> 00:41:10,471
What am I gonna do?
1000
00:41:13,509 --> 00:41:15,927
Hey, are you okay?
1001
00:41:16,011 --> 00:41:17,979
No, I don't know. I mean,
I'm not really a baby person.
1002
00:41:18,063 --> 00:41:20,014
I'm... I'm not really a people person.
1003
00:41:20,182 --> 00:41:23,284
Oh, my God. Yes, you are.
1004
00:41:23,352 --> 00:41:25,403
It's just, you know,
is everything all right?
1005
00:41:25,521 --> 00:41:27,722
- You want to talk about it?
- No!
1006
00:41:27,856 --> 00:41:30,024
- I do think this will help.
- Yeah.
1007
00:41:30,159 --> 00:41:33,111
(Jo) I took all the jewelry
off. Your friends are crazy.
1008
00:41:33,245 --> 00:41:35,163
- But I like 'em.
- I like 'em too.
1009
00:41:36,748 --> 00:41:38,866
All right, patchouli princess.
1010
00:41:39,001 --> 00:41:41,002
Batter up, come on.
1011
00:41:44,727 --> 00:41:46,874
(Women) Whoo!
1012
00:41:47,042 --> 00:41:48,209
Oh, my God.
1013
00:41:48,343 --> 00:41:50,261
All right!
1014
00:41:51,346 --> 00:41:54,382
Not good enough. Do it again.
1015
00:41:54,516 --> 00:41:56,884
Yes! Hurl that infant.
1016
00:41:57,019 --> 00:41:58,136
All right.
1017
00:41:58,220 --> 00:42:00,947
I was just warming up, Abby McCarthy!
1018
00:42:00,957 --> 00:42:02,518
[Cheering and yelling]
1019
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,275
Aah!
1020
00:42:04,393 --> 00:42:06,978
Aah!
1021
00:42:07,112 --> 00:42:09,063
That's for you, Ralf!
1022
00:42:09,847 --> 00:42:12,450
(Jo) Whoo!
1023
00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:18,141
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