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- Hello?
- Gav?
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- Stace? Hiya!
It didn't even ring then!
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I know! Hiya!
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I've been ringing you for ages,
have you been engaged?
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I was just picking up
the phone to ring you.
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Oh, my God! We're so in sync!
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- So, are you all right?
- I'm good. What about you?
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I'm absolutely! I woke up so late
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- and the sandwich man doesn't even come...
- Hang on a minute.
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- All right?
- Who's that?
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- It's Bedmoors.
- Good.
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- Ask them where this stock is.
- Yeah, will do.
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- What?
- It's a week late. Where is it?
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- Hello?
- Hiya, yeah, so, Ron, the sandwich...
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Gone. Hung up.
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I'll call them back
at the end of the day.
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Cor, they take the piss down there.
Who hangs up these days,
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I mean, really! Who was it?
Was it that bird, Tracy something?
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- Stacey?
- That's the one. My God, she can talk.
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Our last guy, Tony, he could
never get her off the phone.
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She was flirting with him. He was
married, he wanted to meet her.
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- Really?
- Yeah, look, ring her back,
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- ask her where this is.
- What, now?
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Yes.
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And see if we can start dealing
with her line manager -
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- she's a nightmare.
- Yeah, all right.
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I met her once, their Christmas party,
she was absolutely blotto.
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Puked in her handbag.
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Hello, it's Gavin here from ICB.
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- Did you just hang up on me?
- No, no...
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I thought you did.
About this order, reference KC3243G,
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- it don't seem to have arrived.
- So?
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- Well, could you look into it?
- What you on about?
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- Hang on a minute...
- What?
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Line manager, ask if you can
speak to the line manager.
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- Eh?
- Neil.
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- Is Neil around?
- What do you want Neil for?
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I just think it's better
if I talk with him.
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Tell her they're not the only
ones who sell this stock.
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- Gav, what's the matter?
- What?
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- We'll go to Andersons.
- Why are you being weird?
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- I'm not.
- You bloody well will!
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- Is it cos we had sex on the first night?
- No.
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- You think I'm a slag, don't you?
- Look, I can deal with this, OK?
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- Is that what you think?
- You sure? - Yes.
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- Get on with it.
- Are you serious?!
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I am, it's just tricky, that's all.
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- Stace, sorry.
- Do you know what? Forget it!
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- You're just the same as the rest of them!
- Babe, I can explain.
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Sorry, love, this machine's
closed for cleaning.
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- What?
- Go on, off you go.
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- But I'm playing...
- I've got to clean it or I don't get paid.
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Now, sling your hook, you pervert,
or I'll break your arm.
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- All right, Stace?
- No, no, I'm not.
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It's Gav, I think he's finished with me!
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You better get in that kiosk.
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Sweetheart, will you please phone me?
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I can explain everything,
just give me a call.
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- Still not answering?
- No.
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Oh, mate...
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You tried her mobile?
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What do you think I've been doing?!
I've been ringing it for the last three hours!
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All right, don't get all uppity with me!
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She's just not picking up.
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Withhold your number.
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I do it with girls all the time,
they pick up like that.
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Oh, that's lovely, that is.
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Hey, I don't like doing it, but it works.
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I know what will cheer you up.
Have a sip of that.
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What do you think?
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I dunno, it's quite cloudy and it's dark.
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What about the little kick
at the back of the tongue?
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- Yeah...
- Textbook.
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- Will you ring Nessa?
- No.
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- Please? - Absolutely not.
- Go on, mate. - No.
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- I need you. - I can't.
It's not going to happen. No!
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Are you...?
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I can't believe I'm doing this.
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Nessa? It's Smithy.
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Smithy.
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No, from the weekend.
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Gavin's mate.
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You know, at the hotel?
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In the en suite.
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Yes, yeah.
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...Good, thanks. Listen,
I'm with Gav, is Stace around?
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...OK, cheers.
Don't want to talk to you.
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- I've got to go down there.
- You've just come bloody back!
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- I need to explain.
- What about work?
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It's fine, I'll use my flex day.
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Flex day?! That was meant for
paintball with Gary and Simon!
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Come on, love.
No point getting yourself all upset.
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What did I do wrong?
What did I say?
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I dunno. But I tell you something, Gwen,
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- this omelette is immense.
- Thanks, love.
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You sure you don't want one?
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- Cheese and mushroom?
- No, I can't eat nothing.
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See, this is what happens when
you mix work with relationships
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I remember when I was working in Harrods.
I got involved with the boss,
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and I mean the big boss.
Crackin' little fella.
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Used to take me to football
every Saturday.
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Couldn't do enough for me.
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But as soon as he got what he wanted,
didn't wanna know.
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Tried palming me off with his son,
and he was trouble.
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Kept texting me every day from his boat.
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In the end, I had to say to him,
'Oh, back off.'
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Give him his dues, he did.
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I've not heard a peep from him since,
and I'm talking years.
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I'll get it.
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- Well, look who it is.
- Hiya, Nessa.
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- Is she here?
- You got a nerve.
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- Listen, I can explain everything...
- No.
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YOU listen, London Boy.
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That girl is heartbroken.
Whose fault is it? Not mine. - Mine.
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- It's yours.
- I just said that.
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Don't get smart with me. I got your number.
I know what you're about.
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- I got my eye on you.
- What's going on?
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- Hi, I'm... - I don't need your name,
what are you selling, cos I got enough dusters.
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- No, I'm not selling anything. It's just...
- All right, jehovah's, is it?
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I tell you what...
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Don't you go picking on this one
just cos she looks like easy prey.
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That was all in the past.
The cults and the drugs.
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- Look, you don't understand. I'm...
- I'll be there now.
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- Look, are you Mrs West?
- Who she is, my boy,
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is no concern of yours.
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What he's selling, Gwen, is not clear,
cos he hasn't got a badge.
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- Nessa, please...
- Oh, you got her name pretty quick.
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That's how they work, you see,
Bryn. He's jehovah's.
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Let's have a coffee and
celebrate Christmas!
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Listen,
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this household is very vulnerable since
the death of my brother, God rest his soul.
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But you'll have no joy here,
so move on.
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And don't think about tryin' Doris
or the Howellses next door,
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because they're Catholic.
Infact, you can probably miss
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the next eight houses on this side.
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- Now, Gwen, who's at number 15?
- That new couple.
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We don't know them. Give them a try.
Chance your arm, who knows?
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Infact, who's the chap, the bachelor
chap, at the end?
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- Mr Grant.
- Stuart! Now, your luck may be in there
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and I tell you for why,
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he doesn't have a tree at Christmas -
you've got something in common!
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Mrs West, I'm Gavin and I'm in love
with your daughter.
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Gavin!
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She never said he was a jehovah's?
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- He was stood right there, breathing over me.
- See, I didn't even think of that.
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I just thought you were breaking up with me.
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Why would I be breaking up with you?
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I dunno. It's just what usually
happens, that's all.
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Last chip. You have it.
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I'm gonna have to go soon.
Sorry, babes.
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Ahh... I hates this.
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- Can't you just move to Barry?
- What?
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It's well lush.
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- Yeah, it seems well lush.
- I just don't want us to be apart.
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Ever.
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- Come with me, then.
- What?
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- Come and stay with me a couple of nights.
- Are you serious?
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- Why not? We'll both take sickies.
- What... now?
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- Yeah!
- What... just get in your car,
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drive about 1,000 miles...
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- It's not 1,000 miles...
-... turn up on your parents' doorstep
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- and tell 'em I'm staying?
- Yeah.
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- All right!
- Great!
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Oh, my God!
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This is the maddest thing I've ever
done in my entire whole life!
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I can't wait to tell Ness!
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- You ever coming back?
- Nessa! I'm back Wednesday.
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- Yeah, that's what Carol Powell told me.
- Who?
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Carol Powell. First best friend.
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She met a guy, jockey his name was.
Scottish.
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She went up. ..never came back down.
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Haven't seen her since '82.
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March 14th.
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I remember the date cos we'd been
to see Gary Numan at St David's Hall.
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All I know, she could have been
sex trafficked out of here.
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I doubt it, mind.
She's bigger than me.
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All right, love? Now, I've done
you both an omelette -
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one cheese, one ham, and there's
�10 for Gavin for petrol.
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- Where's he to?
- Uncle Bryn's doing him directions, Mum.
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- He doesn't need them.
- I know, love. But let him be.
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You know Bryn's a giver.
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Right!
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We are online. Broadband, see.
Quick as a flash.
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- I'll budge up, you squeeze a cheek on there.
- I'll get a chair.
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Don't be daft.
Won't take a minute.
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OK. Crash course.
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What I've got here is called
a route planner.
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It's gonna find your route from here
back to your front door.
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Now, what is your address?
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- Bryn, really, I've driven here twice already.
- Gavin, please. Address.
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17 Lime Tree Avenue.
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Lime...
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Tree...
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Avenue.
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Oh, look out, quite a few here.
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- Is that Billericay?
- Yeah.
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...Cheltenham, Doncaster, Hull,
Inverness, Solihull,
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- South Shields... - Billericay...
- Or Swindon? - Billericay.
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I thought it would be.
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Oh, there it is. Look at that!
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Blows my mind every time. Right.
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And print it.
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Sometimes, I think of a place just
to trick it. Never works. I got a whole
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pile of maps here I've never needed.
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Yeah, the internet, just...
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incredible, isn't it?
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It is, Gavin, it is. Provided you
remember the one golden rule.
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And I tell you what, it took me a while
to get my head round it.
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What it is, you have
to start everything -
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everything - with 'W-W-W-dot'.
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And the best thing to do
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is to think of something to help
remind you. Like with me now,
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I think of Whisky With Water, which
was my brother, God rest his soul,
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my brother's favourite drink.
But it could be anything.
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I mean, you could say...
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Come on, three Ws, er...
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Women...
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Wearing Wings.
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No, don't say that,
that's a terrible one.
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- What about World Wide Web?
- World Wide Web!
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I like it. Like a spider...
That's the ticket!
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That's brilliant! You've got it!
First class, that is.
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- What is it you do, if you don't mind me asking?
- I work in computers.
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- Oh, isn't he lovely?
- He's a cracking looking boy,
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I'll give you that. Eh, Ness?
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He's all right.
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- No!
- What?
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- You are not having toast.
- Why?
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I can't be doing with crumbs.
Not today.
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- But I want some toast.
- Do not start, Mick. Please.
231
00:12:57,980 --> 00:13:00,173
Mick? Michael.
Will you look at me?
232
00:13:01,017 --> 00:13:03,506
- I do not need it. Not today.
- What's the problem?
233
00:13:04,774 --> 00:13:07,559
When Gavin brought Stacey back here
last night we were asleep
234
00:13:07,811 --> 00:13:11,128
and the place was a pigsty. There were
newspapers all over the lounge,
235
00:13:11,228 --> 00:13:14,062
my pants on the radiator.
Thank God they were new.
236
00:13:14,322 --> 00:13:16,160
And who knows what in the sink.
237
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:19,374
- Why are you talking like a deaf person?
- I am not talking like a deaf person.
238
00:13:19,473 --> 00:13:22,045
These are hushed tones.
And you should know better,
239
00:13:22,145 --> 00:13:24,353
what with your cousin Keith.
And he really is.
240
00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:27,005
Don't do the impression.
I wasn't going to do the impression!
241
00:13:27,105 --> 00:13:29,198
- Keep your voice down!
- What for?
242
00:13:29,298 --> 00:13:32,181
Because the love of your son's life
is asleep upstairs
243
00:13:32,281 --> 00:13:36,611
and the least we can do is give her peace
and quiet within the confines of a tidy house.
244
00:13:36,711 --> 00:13:39,780
- Now, I will be doing a family breakfast.
- Family breakfast?
245
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,299
If you can't wait, you can have
Golden Grahams
246
00:13:42,399 --> 00:13:44,476
- as long as you eat them over the sink.
- All right, Mum?
247
00:13:44,576 --> 00:13:47,530
Morning, my little prince!
Can I get you anything?
248
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:50,256
- Tea? Toast?
- Hang on a minute...
249
00:13:50,355 --> 00:13:51,618
- Mick!
- All right, Dad.
250
00:13:51,986 --> 00:13:55,304
Yeah, I'm fine, son, apart from the fact
that your mum's trying to starve me.
251
00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:57,186
Did Stacey sleep all right?
252
00:13:57,285 --> 00:13:59,064
I wish you'd have given us some warning.
253
00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:00,900
Did she say anything about my pants?
254
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:04,494
Don't worry, love. She'd never
even known they were pants.
255
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,541
She'd have thought they were bed sheets.
256
00:14:24,544 --> 00:14:25,565
Oh, my God!
257
00:14:27,581 --> 00:14:28,662
Oh, my God!
258
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,815
Now, I've got fresh strawberries,
259
00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:01,583
raspberries, pineapple and melon,
260
00:15:01,938 --> 00:15:05,048
croissants, pain au chocolat
and brioche...
261
00:15:05,148 --> 00:15:08,175
- Where's all this come from?
- I was down at Tesco's at five.
262
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,969
Mum. . .you didn't need to do all this.
263
00:15:10,069 --> 00:15:13,565
Yeah, we're talking about Gavin's
new girlfriend, not Princess Di!
264
00:15:13,665 --> 00:15:17,713
You do not mention that hussy's name in
this house and you know that, Michael.
265
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,700
She's coming. Put your paper down.
266
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:25,915
Hiya.
267
00:15:26,811 --> 00:15:27,833
I'm Stacey.
268
00:15:43,498 --> 00:15:46,283
You all right for tea there, Stacey?
Coffee? juice?
269
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:47,987
I'm fine, thanks.
270
00:16:03,051 --> 00:16:04,755
- Oh, my Christ.
- You all right, love?
271
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,577
- Yeah, I'm fine, thank you.
- Right, well, I'm off.
272
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,988
That was terrific.
Lovely to meet you, Stacey.
273
00:16:11,819 --> 00:16:14,367
- You coming to the quiz tonight?
- Yeah, I'll be there.
274
00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:16,174
Great. See you, Gav.
275
00:16:17,304 --> 00:16:18,860
Mick! Can I have a word?
276
00:16:25,421 --> 00:16:28,605
- Oh my God, just hold me!
- Hey... what's up?
277
00:16:29,644 --> 00:16:31,331
Can't you see what's going on?
278
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:33,650
With jackie Onassis in there?
I know,
279
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:37,147
- what's that all about?
- It is evidently, plainly obvious
280
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:40,467
- has been beating that poor girl.
- Are you mad?
281
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,334
How else do you explain this?
282
00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:45,681
He's given her two black eyes. She's been
beaten within an inch of her life!
283
00:16:45,782 --> 00:16:48,565
Don't be ridiculous.
Gavin would never do that!
284
00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:50,258
- I've seen it happen before.
- When?
285
00:16:50,358 --> 00:16:53,941
- Holby City. There was an episode...
- Right, that's it, that's enough. I'm off.
286
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:56,903
You're just going to ignore it,
are you? What if I'm right?
287
00:16:58,940 --> 00:16:59,718
Right.
288
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,068
Gavin!
Can you come out here, please?
289
00:17:05,309 --> 00:17:06,661
- Yeah?
- Gavin.
290
00:17:07,161 --> 00:17:10,956
Your mother would like to know
if you've been... hitting Stacey?
291
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,511
It's all right, my little prince.
We can get you help.
292
00:17:14,611 --> 00:17:17,417
- Are you serious?
- Well, what's with the glasses?
293
00:17:17,699 --> 00:17:21,347
I don't know. She won't tell me.
I'm just as stumped as you are.
294
00:17:21,699 --> 00:17:24,532
I bought them at New Year's.
Me and Smithy went as the Blues Brothers.
295
00:17:24,903 --> 00:17:28,217
Right. Stacey, could you
come out here a minute, please?
296
00:17:36,199 --> 00:17:39,496
Babes, we're all a bit confused
about the eyewear situation.
297
00:17:39,595 --> 00:17:42,683
- Please, don't make me take them off.
- Are you hiding something?
298
00:17:43,632 --> 00:17:44,410
Yeah.
299
00:17:44,669 --> 00:17:46,707
It's all right, sweetheart.
You're in safe hands.
300
00:17:46,806 --> 00:17:48,973
D'you wanna show me...
and not the boys?
301
00:17:57,662 --> 00:17:58,328
OK.
302
00:17:59,531 --> 00:18:00,384
Mick...
303
00:18:01,354 --> 00:18:04,909
see you tonight. Have a good day
at work. Gavin, tidy the kitchen.
304
00:18:05,009 --> 00:18:08,465
Me and Stacey are going to be spending
a little bit of time in the bathroom.
305
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,724
Come on, petal.
306
00:18:10,595 --> 00:18:13,263
OK, darling, this isn't
going to hurt a bit.
307
00:18:29,714 --> 00:18:31,047
- Gavlar!
- Smithster!
308
00:18:31,147 --> 00:18:32,602
- All right, mate.
- Good day?
309
00:18:32,702 --> 00:18:35,176
Blinding. Just took 700 quid
for refitting a boiler.
310
00:18:35,276 --> 00:18:38,917
Stace, may I welcome you to
the Coach and Horses and to Essex.
311
00:18:40,093 --> 00:18:41,482
That's a shocker, innit?
312
00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:45,594
Michael, looking exquisite,
but not as good as Pam-la.
313
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:50,224
Pam-la, the love of my life, the girl
I want to call my wife, but she's taken.
314
00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:53,344
- A spear through my heart!
- Oh, stop it!
315
00:18:53,444 --> 00:18:54,843
What's got you in such a good mood?
316
00:18:54,943 --> 00:18:57,269
It's quiz night, Pammy.
Free drinks for Smithy!
317
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,602
- You got the questions?
- All up here. Don't you worry.
318
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:00,708
Shall we?
319
00:19:03,595 --> 00:19:05,021
Question number seven...
320
00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:06,503
All right?
321
00:19:09,725 --> 00:19:13,688
Who won the Golden Boot,
World Cup Mexico '86?
322
00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:17,632
Oh, come on! That's the second time tonight
Gary Lineker's been the answer.
323
00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:20,639
Oh, here they are!
Oh, come on, we need you!
324
00:19:20,739 --> 00:19:22,888
- Where have you been?
- Do you want to tell them?
325
00:19:22,988 --> 00:19:23,999
I don't mind.
326
00:19:24,099 --> 00:19:26,388
Seven o'clock he says he'll be back
and he waltzes in ten to nine.
327
00:19:26,487 --> 00:19:27,555
I was working!
328
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:31,527
I thought you was a chartered surveyor.
I didn't realise you worked in a brewery!
329
00:19:31,627 --> 00:19:34,265
0h, leave it out, will you?
Reeking of booze,
330
00:19:34,365 --> 00:19:36,413
- rowing with his own daughter...
- Now, now, Dawn,
331
00:19:36,513 --> 00:19:39,648
not in front of Stacey. This is Stacey.
332
00:19:39,748 --> 00:19:42,246
Hiya, Stacey, love.
I've heard a lot about you.
333
00:19:42,346 --> 00:19:45,209
- Hiya.
- You make me sick!
334
00:19:46,949 --> 00:19:48,412
Question number eight.
335
00:19:48,764 --> 00:19:52,121
Who took over from Des Lynam
on BBC One's Match ofthe Day?
336
00:20:01,316 --> 00:20:02,574
Question 19...
337
00:20:11,362 --> 00:20:13,083
the town of Leicester...
338
00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:15,009
is the birthplace of...
339
00:20:15,268 --> 00:20:17,232
which mass murderer?
340
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:22,767
- Are you all right, babes?
- Yeah, I'm having a brilliant time.
341
00:20:22,868 --> 00:20:24,324
I'm not even homesick.
342
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,648
Stop gawping at them, woman!
343
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:38,871
Excuse me, if I've forgotten what romance
looks like, you pathetic lump of shit!
344
00:20:40,047 --> 00:20:41,287
Question 21...
345
00:20:41,387 --> 00:20:42,788
- 20!
- Whatever!
346
00:20:43,806 --> 00:20:45,213
Pascal Chimbonda...
347
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:48,213
moved to Tottenham for what transfer fee?
348
00:20:48,669 --> 00:20:51,187
Summer transfer window,
season just gone.
349
00:21:01,297 --> 00:21:02,464
Question 29...
350
00:21:04,371 --> 00:21:05,149
Sorry.
351
00:21:06,747 --> 00:21:08,210
Who invented the plug?
352
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,338
He has got to slow down.
353
00:21:10,597 --> 00:21:13,876
I like a drink, Stace,
but this is every quiz night.
354
00:21:13,976 --> 00:21:16,264
You wanna come down Barry.
We're all like that.
355
00:21:16,364 --> 00:21:17,917
Are you really, my love?
356
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,158
- Is it a pandemic?
- Oh, I dunno.
357
00:21:20,257 --> 00:21:22,046
We just likes getting pissed.
358
00:21:23,009 --> 00:21:24,676
You should move to Barry, Pete.
359
00:21:26,379 --> 00:21:27,603
Question 30
360
00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:29,194
is...
361
00:21:31,009 --> 00:21:32,509
Oh, it's, er...
362
00:21:35,121 --> 00:21:36,954
It's, er... Oh...
363
00:21:38,806 --> 00:21:40,195
I know the answer...
364
00:21:41,029 --> 00:21:42,158
Kriss Akabusi.
365
00:21:42,623 --> 00:21:44,400
Unbelievable!
366
00:21:45,344 --> 00:21:47,493
It's gone. Forget it. All right?
367
00:21:51,308 --> 00:21:54,066
Whoever heard of 29 question quiz?
368
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:56,696
- You came second, didn't you?
- Yeah, and what did we win?
369
00:21:56,796 --> 00:21:59,455
- Packet of Hamlet!
- Night, night, Bamber Gascoigne!
370
00:21:59,555 --> 00:22:02,268
- More like Paul Gascoigne!
- Hey, the man's a genius!
371
00:22:02,368 --> 00:22:05,842
- Good night, Dawn, I'll call you.
- Are you coming, Dawn?
372
00:22:05,942 --> 00:22:07,564
Are you talking to me?
373
00:22:07,664 --> 00:22:09,891
That's a first!
You barely looked at me all night!
374
00:22:09,991 --> 00:22:12,335
- What?!
- Bye, sweetheart.
375
00:22:13,235 --> 00:22:15,399
- Lovely to see you.
- Take it easy, Dawny.
376
00:22:16,395 --> 00:22:18,562
- See you later!
- Pete!
377
00:22:18,662 --> 00:22:21,747
- Ignorant pig, am I?
- All bloody night, I sit in there and you...
378
00:22:21,847 --> 00:22:25,511
Thank you very much for a lovely bloody
evening. That was a real delight!
379
00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:29,933
The thing is, they really love each other.
They'd never look at anyone else.
380
00:22:30,032 --> 00:22:32,620
- Would you ever look at anyone else, Pam?
- Oh, stop it!
381
00:22:32,721 --> 00:22:34,971
- What about your Lucy?
- She's not a patch on you.
382
00:22:35,071 --> 00:22:38,674
- You've got such a great pair of...
- Right. That's it, you. Home!
383
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,285
All right, I'll see you later.
Take it easy.
384
00:22:41,385 --> 00:22:45,561
- Right, you can't drive.
- I need the motor, I've got to be up at five!
385
00:22:45,661 --> 00:22:47,710
You can stay at ours.
I'll drive you tomorrow.
386
00:22:47,969 --> 00:22:49,080
Cheers, mate!
387
00:22:53,201 --> 00:22:55,960
- Get in here!
- Pammy, Pammy!
388
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:59,441
- Get in the back!
- Pammy, Pammy, Pammy, Pammy!
389
00:23:01,558 --> 00:23:04,151
Smithy's passed out on the sofa.
I ain't moving him!
390
00:23:05,670 --> 00:23:08,891
I've got to be honest, I was really
nervous about coming here.
391
00:23:08,991 --> 00:23:09,725
Why?
392
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:13,455
Well, I never even been to Bridgend
on my own, let alone England.
393
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,937
I didn't even know where Essex was!
394
00:23:16,844 --> 00:23:18,344
I'm not 100% now.
395
00:23:18,727 --> 00:23:20,801
- Does that make me stupid?
- No.
396
00:23:21,616 --> 00:23:24,949
When we was in school, Smithy
thought Spain was in China.
397
00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:28,061
And he's been there twice.
That's stupid.
398
00:23:28,804 --> 00:23:30,971
You're lush, you are.
Come here!
399
00:23:35,341 --> 00:23:39,304
Just to say, your dad's out for the count
and I'm putting my ear plugs in
400
00:23:39,404 --> 00:23:40,886
so let yourselves go.
401
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:43,312
- Don't worry about a thing.
- Night.
402
00:23:52,529 --> 00:23:55,418
I'm sorry I can't drive you back,
it's bad enough at work as it is.
403
00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:57,696
Don't be stupid, I know what it's like.
404
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,425
Can I see your ticket, please, sir?
405
00:24:02,758 --> 00:24:04,721
I'm just putting my girlfriend
on the train.
406
00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:06,925
I can't let you through without a ticket.
407
00:24:07,025 --> 00:24:10,340
- I'm just carrying her bags.
- Sir, I can't allow you onto the platform.
408
00:24:10,635 --> 00:24:13,857
- Oh, don't be so tight!
- I'm not prepared to discuss this.
409
00:24:13,957 --> 00:24:16,635
Now could you please move to one side?
You're holding up the other passengers.
410
00:24:18,159 --> 00:24:19,214
Sorry, babe.
411
00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:27,081
Look, I'll ring you tonight.
412
00:24:27,181 --> 00:24:28,839
No, ring me as soon as you get there.
413
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,025
Right, that's enough.
414
00:24:32,282 --> 00:24:36,097
You are in breach of security regulations.
Nothing can be passed over the barrier.
415
00:24:36,197 --> 00:24:37,356
It was a kiss!
416
00:24:40,004 --> 00:24:40,782
Right.
417
00:24:41,471 --> 00:24:42,914
Well...see you, then.
418
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:43,693
Bye!
419
00:24:45,212 --> 00:24:46,915
Thanks, mate. You're lovely.
420
00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:50,675
Gavin!
421
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,878
I LOVE YOU!
422
00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:25,211
Stacey!
423
00:25:25,951 --> 00:25:26,822
Stacey!
424
00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:28,580
Stace! Stace!
425
00:25:29,748 --> 00:25:31,617
- Gav! What you doing?
- Babe...
426
00:25:32,347 --> 00:25:34,013
I've gotta say something, and
427
00:25:34,113 --> 00:25:38,716
I know it might feel too soon or too rushed,
but, for me, it feels absolutely right.
428
00:25:40,494 --> 00:25:41,883
I love you so much.
429
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,917
Look, you coming to my house and...
430
00:25:45,324 --> 00:25:47,362
Oh, I dunno... It's just that...
431
00:25:52,706 --> 00:25:53,688
Stacey...
432
00:25:54,817 --> 00:25:56,206
- Will you...
- Freeze!
433
00:25:56,891 --> 00:25:58,891
- What?
- Put your hands in the air!
434
00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:00,762
- Hang on a minute!
- In the air!
435
00:26:02,527 --> 00:26:03,954
What's in the box?
436
00:26:04,213 --> 00:26:06,639
- I can't really say.
- What's in the box?!
437
00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:08,990
It's a ring, all right?
Just a ring. I'm sorry.
438
00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:12,121
I was going to...
ask my girlfriend to marry me.
439
00:26:14,084 --> 00:26:15,085
Will you?
440
00:26:15,454 --> 00:26:16,528
Will you marry me?
441
00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:18,714
- Yes!
- Stay where you are!
442
00:26:19,122 --> 00:26:20,880
- Can I just get the ring?
- No!
443
00:26:21,917 --> 00:26:22,972
Oh, sod it.
444
00:26:24,678 --> 00:26:26,715
All right, boys. Get off me!
445
00:26:27,141 --> 00:26:28,307
Gav! Look!
446
00:26:28,585 --> 00:26:31,159
- It fits! It fits!
- Brilliant.
447
00:26:31,209 --> 00:26:35,759
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