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[Birds chirping]
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I am so sick of traveling.
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Hey, can you get cancer from walking?
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Because I really feel like
my feet are getting cancer.
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[Echoing] So bored!
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[Groans] Oh, perfect.
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- My boot broke.
- Ugh.
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Fine. Fine.
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[Pack thuds] You win.
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We'll camp here tonight. You happy?
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But tomorrow, we're gonna fix your boot,
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I'm gonna get you to your kingdom,
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drop you off,
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and then I can go and rescue Isabella.
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All you care about is saving
your precious Isabella.
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You don't care about me.
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Nobody does.
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Except for Gareth. Gareth cared.
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I miss Gareth.
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I'm trying, Isabella.
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I'll get to you, my love.
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I promise.
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[Locks disengage]
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You asked to see me, my lady?
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[Door closes]
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I thought you'd already escaped.
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I have to give you something first.
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It's the amulet of Valencia.
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It was given to me at my birth,
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and I've worn it every day since then.
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It's helped me through
some dark times, and...
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What?
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Well, nothing.
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It's just, every day you've worn it.
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I don't think I've ever seen it before.
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Yes, every day since I was born.
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Weird.
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Well, I mean, I do take it off
every now and then, but...
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Maybe you're thinking
of one of those times.
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Mm, no, I saw plenty of you
when we were in that dungeon.
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And then on the way from Valencia
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when we went through
security at the border,
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we had to put all
of our stuff in that basket.
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I've always worn it, okay?
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[Sighs]
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Look, the point is,
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it's special to me,
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and I want you to give it
to my parents to remember me by.
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When do you leave?
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Tomorrow, when the horns sound
the changing of the guard.
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Do you think I'll have enough time?
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Oh, definitely.
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The changing of the guard
is ridiculously elaborate.
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Perfect.
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Galavant and I only had a single kiss,
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but soon I'll be holding onto him,
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and not just in memory.
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It was the world's best kiss,
and it was utter bliss
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Though it was moister
than I thought it would be
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It was the world's best kiss,
save for the awkwardness
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And how we fit, which I admit,
felt sort of weird to me
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Together:
And in my dreams,
I still can taste it
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Slightly yeasty
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Oddly musty
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Distance and time have not erased it
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I wouldn't change a single thing
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I wouldn't change a single thing
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It was an awful kiss
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Kind of a total miss
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Clumsy and forced
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Way too much teeth
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Messy and wet
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Far from the world's best kiss
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Still, I can tell you this
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It was a kiss I won't forget
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[Rooster crows]
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[Sighs]
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Have you been there all night?
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You never handed me the [Bleep] amulet.
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Oh. Right. Sorry.
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Here you go.
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[Door opens]
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Galavant - S02E02
World's Best Kiss
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So, Brett, what's on the schedule for today?
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Uh, my name is Sid, Your...Highness.
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Sid: You have a 9:00 review of the troops
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followed by a noon burning of poets,
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then leeches and bleeding at 5:00.
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Ugh, 5:00 leeches and bleeding?
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Why do we always schedule it so late?
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Well, why don't we just skip it?
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I mean, I know it's within
the 24-hour cancellation period,
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but who cares?
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Wicked.
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Perhaps you are the guy ruthless enough
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to help me invade all seven realms.
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I'm sorry. What...
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What is that above the fireplace?
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Oh, that is "Dogs Jousting."
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I thought now I'm the official king,
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I'd put some of me own personal touches
around the throne room.
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It's nice.
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Yeah, it's great, isn't it?
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Hmm.
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Throw it in the moat, Brett.
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[Goat bleats]
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, pre-renaissance pleasure fair.
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So fun!
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[Gasps] They've got whack-a-serf.
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- We have to play.
- No, no.
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Just give me your boots
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so I can take them to the cobbler.
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I want to get out of here.
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Someone woke up
on the wrong Side of the dirt.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't actually sleep very well.
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I dreamt a very upsetting musical number.
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Just want to keep moving.
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Fine.
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A unicorn.
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No way.
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Oh... oh, aren't you gorgeous?
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Oh, hello.
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[Laughing] Oh! Stop it.
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Stop it! Silly.
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Excuse me, animal person.
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How do you know this is a real unicorn?
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Easy.
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Unicorns are drawn to children
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and those who are pure of body.
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What's that mean, "pure of body"?
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Those who have never been with a lady.
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Yeah, well, this is obviously
a fake unicorn,
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because believe you me,
I've been with plenty...Of...
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[Unicorn whinnies]
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I got to go.
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[Unicorn whinnies]
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Can you believe your boots
are gonna take all day?
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Bloody artisans.
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What's the matter, Big "G"?
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Something's different about you.
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You're still all, "I've got
to get to my Isabella,"
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but today it's much more, "mwah."
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You want to know?
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We haven't been together for months.
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And if I'm honest,
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we've really only had
one romantic moment together.
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I mean, what if it wasn't enough?
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You're worried about the crappy kiss.
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My crap... What are you talking about?
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The kiss with her in Valencia
before you got knocked out.
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[Chuckling] I heard it was terrible...
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Like, the worst.
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[Chuckles] Who told you that?
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Gareth on the beach
when you were unconscious.
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We were all cracking up about it.
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Apparently it was the talk of the dungeon.
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Oh, come on, now.
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If you're that worried about it,
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I've got just the solution...
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The fortune teller.
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[Unicorn snorts]
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I do not know why he's doing this.
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[Lock disengages]
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Prince Harry: Yoo-hoo! [Gasps]
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Here I come!
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[Gasps]
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You can't hide from me!
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What are you doing?
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Playing hide-and-seek with prince Harry.
What are you doing?
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Trying to escape.
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I have to get to the front gate
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so I can sneak out during
the changing of the guard.
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Good idea.
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That ceremony's ridiculously elaborate.
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Anyway, come with me.
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I've been playing hide-and-seek
for weeks now.
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I know the place pretty well.
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But tread lightly,
for we cannot get caught.
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I hate being hit.
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Hello, great one.
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I am Edwin The Magnificent.
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Hello, Edwin The Magnificent.
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I...
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I know exactly who you are.
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You are Richard, the king from the north
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with your friend Galavant.
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That was actually really impressive.
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He called us friends.
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I'm sure you know we're on a quest
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to return me to my kingdom
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and to return Galavant to his lady love,
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who may or may not be waiting for him.
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It's sort of a long-distance thing.
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Ugh, those things rarely work out.
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No, no. It can.
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Very rare. Sit down.
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Thank you, sir.
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Let me tell your fortune.
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Pick a number.
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Uh, seven.
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Seven!
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[Poof!]
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
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Choose a color.
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[Sighs]
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Blue.
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B-l-u-e.
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[Crystal ball plays flute ringtone]
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Oh, uh, uh, forgive me.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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[Zing!]
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Yes? Yes? What is it?
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Woman: Edwin, you need
to pick up the children.
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I'm working.
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Can't you pick them up from school?
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- Like I have the time?
- Yes, yes.
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I know what you do
is a job, too. Of course.
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- See you tonight.
- Y-yes, before dinner.
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Love you, honey.
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Love you, too.
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[Zing!]
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I'm so sorry.
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Sometimes I wish I'd never got
a thing for communicating
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with a person in another realm
no matter how far away.
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Man: Commence with the changing
of the royal guard!
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Men: It's the changing of the guard! Hunh!
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The changing of the guard! Hunh!
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Yay for Hortensia!
It's time to change the guard!
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Hortensia! Hortensia!
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Yippee-yay, hooray!
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Hortensia! Hortensia!
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Thanks so much for this.
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No, thank you.
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It's been great spending time
with an adult.
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Honestly, I think
you're making a good move.
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It's getting really weird here.
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Prince Harry: Olly olly oxen free!
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Oh, crap. Got to go.
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Yippee-yay, hooray!
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Hortensia! Hortensia! The Chang...
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[amulet playing flute ringtone]
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Freaky.
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What do we do?
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Answer it?
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[Zing!]
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Isabella's amulet. Chef speaking.
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- Isabella?
- [Static crackles]
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Oh, my god. You look terrible.
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Sir Galavant, it's me, the Chef.
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Oh, thank God.
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Why have you got Isabella's amulet?
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She never takes it off.
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Really?
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'Cause I'm pretty sure today
is the first time I've seen it.
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I agree. I think it's new.
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Yeah, well, you're both wrong,
but it doesn't matter.
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I'm coming to Valencia to rescue you.
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Really?
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No reaction?
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I thought that was
a pretty heroic statement.
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[Static crackles] Uh, hello?
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- Hello?
- Hello?
269
00:10:47,985 --> 00:10:49,819
Did you say something then?
You fro... froze up.
270
00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:51,054
We couldn't hear you.
271
00:10:51,055 --> 00:10:52,422
Sometimes it does that.
272
00:10:52,423 --> 00:10:54,724
Hold it up. You'll get a better signal.
273
00:10:54,725 --> 00:10:55,792
Yeah?
274
00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:56,960
Hello?
275
00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:59,629
Can you hear me? Can...
276
00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:01,965
There he is. Hi again!
277
00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:04,367
Yes, look, I need to talk to Isabella.
278
00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:06,202
He's worried about their kiss.
279
00:11:06,203 --> 00:11:08,338
Wait. Why would you say that?
They don't need to know that.
280
00:11:08,339 --> 00:11:10,106
Look, I-I might've
just gotten it in my head
281
00:11:10,107 --> 00:11:11,241
it wasn't that great.
282
00:11:11,242 --> 00:11:13,009
- You're right to worry.
- It was pretty bad, sir.
283
00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:14,944
W-would you mind?
284
00:11:14,945 --> 00:11:17,547
Hello, little man
who used to bring me my food.
285
00:11:17,548 --> 00:11:18,882
Is Gareth there?
286
00:11:18,883 --> 00:11:21,084
I would very much like to speak with him.
287
00:11:21,085 --> 00:11:22,352
Gareth's my best pal.
288
00:11:22,353 --> 00:11:24,553
I'm sure he's worried sick about me.
289
00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:28,491
Um...Sir, I... I have some bad news.
290
00:11:28,492 --> 00:11:29,425
Hmm?
291
00:11:29,426 --> 00:11:30,627
He took your throne.
292
00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:33,129
He went and hooked up with Madalena...
293
00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:35,498
The ultimate act of betrayal.
294
00:11:35,499 --> 00:11:37,934
He's now the king.
295
00:11:37,935 --> 00:11:40,236
He makes you look like
an ass... ass... ass...
296
00:11:40,237 --> 00:11:43,239
Ass... ass... ass... ass... Ass... ass...
297
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,841
Ass... astronomical leader by comparison.
298
00:11:46,944 --> 00:11:49,312
Gareth...Betrayed me?
299
00:11:49,313 --> 00:11:50,413
Big time.
300
00:11:50,414 --> 00:11:51,881
Now we're all in Hortensia,
301
00:11:51,882 --> 00:11:54,317
and Princess Isabella is being
forced to marry her cousin.
302
00:11:54,318 --> 00:11:56,085
It's gross!
303
00:11:56,086 --> 00:11:58,621
Oh, that is weird.
304
00:11:58,622 --> 00:11:59,656
Now... now, listen.
305
00:11:59,657 --> 00:12:01,591
I need to speak to Isabella immediately.
306
00:12:01,592 --> 00:12:04,828
Um, sorry. I don't have her right now.
307
00:12:04,829 --> 00:12:05,929
Can she return?
308
00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:07,763
Now, you go and get her.
309
00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:13,369
I cannot believe Gareth would do this.
310
00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:14,838
Did he ever even care?
311
00:12:14,839 --> 00:12:17,072
[Unicorn snorting]
312
00:12:19,610 --> 00:12:22,611
I'm going for a walk.
313
00:12:24,415 --> 00:12:25,648
Gareth: I think the picture of me mum's
314
00:12:25,649 --> 00:12:27,417
gonna look great
in the throne room, don't you?
315
00:12:27,418 --> 00:12:28,584
Sid: [Breathlessly] Yeah.
316
00:12:31,922 --> 00:12:34,256
Who threw my painting in the toilet?
317
00:12:41,098 --> 00:12:42,131
Madalena: What's all this?
318
00:12:42,132 --> 00:12:43,932
Move your feet, love.
319
00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:47,303
That's irreplaceable!
320
00:12:47,304 --> 00:12:49,606
I killed the family of weavers who made it!
321
00:12:49,607 --> 00:12:51,841
Let's see what it looks like in the moat.
322
00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:53,610
Don't!
323
00:12:53,611 --> 00:12:54,811
[Water splashes]
324
00:12:54,812 --> 00:12:57,013
Ah. A little wet, but I like it.
325
00:12:57,014 --> 00:12:58,882
How dare you.
326
00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:00,216
You made me king.
327
00:13:00,217 --> 00:13:02,585
So I can have my stuff in the throne room,
328
00:13:02,586 --> 00:13:04,454
and you can't toss it.
329
00:13:04,455 --> 00:13:06,054
Oh, really?
330
00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,466
Fine.
331
00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:21,103
It's on.
332
00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:23,006
My vase!
333
00:13:23,007 --> 00:13:24,274
That's how you want to play?
334
00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:26,142
Wait! That's expensive! Not the helmet!
335
00:13:26,143 --> 00:13:28,044
That's my favorite. Stop it!
336
00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:29,913
Stop resisting. This isn't about you.
337
00:13:29,914 --> 00:13:31,180
Gareth!
338
00:13:31,181 --> 00:13:33,248
You're not throwing out my assistant.
339
00:13:34,385 --> 00:13:35,351
[Grunts]
340
00:13:35,352 --> 00:13:36,552
Hold on!
341
00:13:36,553 --> 00:13:38,888
Killing me won't solve anything.
342
00:13:38,889 --> 00:13:41,224
You are just two people
with very strong opinions.
343
00:13:41,225 --> 00:13:42,759
If this is gonna work,
344
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,494
you need to find some common ground.
345
00:13:44,495 --> 00:13:47,162
Just try. Please?
346
00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:49,399
Fine.
347
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,000
- Fine.
- Ohh!
348
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:52,969
349
00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,404
I like living plainly
350
00:13:54,405 --> 00:13:55,838
Chains and leather, mainly
351
00:13:55,839 --> 00:13:58,107
I prefer a lavish suite
352
00:13:58,108 --> 00:13:59,175
Go on.
353
00:13:59,176 --> 00:14:00,643
I like eating lightly
354
00:14:00,644 --> 00:14:02,312
Vegan dinners nightly
355
00:14:02,313 --> 00:14:04,480
I like meat with extra meat
356
00:14:04,481 --> 00:14:05,748
You're not even trying.
357
00:14:05,749 --> 00:14:08,451
I'm deluxe to my silken undies
358
00:14:08,452 --> 00:14:10,687
It's commando for me
359
00:14:10,688 --> 00:14:11,654
Ew.
360
00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:13,189
My way's clearly better
361
00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:14,657
Boringer and deader
362
00:14:14,658 --> 00:14:17,560
Let's agree to disagree
363
00:14:17,561 --> 00:14:20,563
Right. Not exactly what I had
in mind, but not a bad start.
364
00:14:20,564 --> 00:14:24,067
I like drinking Vino, preferably Pinot
365
00:14:24,068 --> 00:14:27,203
I prefer a keg of beer
366
00:14:27,204 --> 00:14:30,373
I like getting Randy
with whoever's handy
367
00:14:30,374 --> 00:14:33,242
I prefer a keg of beer
368
00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:36,679
Love massages, long walks, and sunsets
369
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,581
Beer, beer-beer, beer-beer, beer
370
00:14:38,582 --> 00:14:39,682
Guys. The rhyme scheme.
371
00:14:39,683 --> 00:14:41,217
Frankly, you disgust me
372
00:14:41,218 --> 00:14:42,852
You're no picnic, trust me
373
00:14:42,853 --> 00:14:45,021
Let's agree to disagree
374
00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:46,389
Maybe you're not getting the concept.
375
00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:47,857
-
Just one of us can lead
-
And that means me
376
00:14:47,858 --> 00:14:48,958
Hell, no.
377
00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:50,292
- You want a piece of this?
- All right, then.
378
00:14:50,294 --> 00:14:51,928
Together: Fine. Let's go!
379
00:14:51,929 --> 00:14:53,228
[Grunts]
380
00:14:55,199 --> 00:14:58,434
We will never get on together
381
00:14:58,435 --> 00:15:00,636
Ditto, obviously
382
00:15:00,637 --> 00:15:01,904
Right there. Did you hear that?
383
00:15:01,905 --> 00:15:02,939
I think we finally...
384
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:04,574
God, is he annoying
385
00:15:04,575 --> 00:15:06,042
Positively cloying
386
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:07,844
- Guys?
-
Why is he still talking?
387
00:15:07,845 --> 00:15:09,245
Can it with the squawking! But...
388
00:15:09,246 --> 00:15:10,980
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
389
00:15:10,981 --> 00:15:12,682
We're definitely syncing
390
00:15:12,683 --> 00:15:15,752
You know what? I think it's time
to seek outside help.
391
00:15:15,753 --> 00:15:17,587
-
Let's agree to
- No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
392
00:15:17,588 --> 00:15:20,823
-
Disagree-e-e-e-e-e-e
- No, no, no! Please! Please stop! No, no!
393
00:15:20,824 --> 00:15:22,258
No! Not the window! Not the window!
394
00:15:22,259 --> 00:15:23,626
Please no! Not the window!
395
00:15:23,627 --> 00:15:25,261
Aah!
396
00:15:25,262 --> 00:15:26,396
- [Water splashes]
- Wow.
397
00:15:26,397 --> 00:15:27,663
That was so much fun.
398
00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:29,732
Want to go and get some more?
Throw them out, as well?
399
00:15:29,733 --> 00:15:31,400
Hells yeah.
400
00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:40,010
[Amulet playing flute ringtone]
401
00:15:40,011 --> 00:15:41,245
[Gasps] [Zing!]
402
00:15:41,246 --> 00:15:42,313
Galavant?
403
00:15:42,505 --> 00:15:44,372
Oh, finally. Isabella.
404
00:15:44,382 --> 00:15:47,250
Oh, my love. I'm so happy to see you.
405
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:50,721
My cousin Harry is forcing me to marry him.
406
00:15:50,722 --> 00:15:53,057
Isabella, don't marry Harry. It's gross.
407
00:15:53,058 --> 00:15:55,192
Don't do it. I'm coming for you, my love.
408
00:15:55,193 --> 00:15:57,361
[Sighs] It's frozen.
409
00:15:57,362 --> 00:15:58,729
What are you trying to say?
410
00:15:58,730 --> 00:15:59,730
Move it around a bit.
411
00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:01,065
[Static crackling]
412
00:16:01,066 --> 00:16:03,300
Oh. There. There he is.
413
00:16:03,301 --> 00:16:06,670
Isabella... ma... marry Harry.
You're... you're gross.
414
00:16:06,671 --> 00:16:08,238
Not coming for you.
415
00:16:08,239 --> 00:16:10,374
What?
416
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:13,544
No. You can't mean that.
417
00:16:13,545 --> 00:16:17,214
I love you, and I'll wait for you forever.
418
00:16:17,215 --> 00:16:19,950
I mean, I know our kiss wasn't so amazing,
419
00:16:19,951 --> 00:16:22,252
but we'll get it better next time.
420
00:16:22,253 --> 00:16:25,589
I love you. Wait for you forever.
421
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:27,758
Our kiss... s-so amazing.
422
00:16:27,759 --> 00:16:29,392
Yep. Knew it.
423
00:16:30,395 --> 00:16:32,763
Galavant? Can you hear me?
424
00:16:32,764 --> 00:16:34,698
[Sighs] What do I do?
425
00:16:34,699 --> 00:16:38,869
Die... in a fart... Brown cow.
426
00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:40,137
What?
427
00:16:40,138 --> 00:16:42,940
Yowsers. Blunt.
428
00:16:42,941 --> 00:16:45,175
God, it's like we climbed into it.
429
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,310
[Cow moos]
430
00:16:46,311 --> 00:16:48,779
I don't even understand how it got in here.
431
00:16:48,780 --> 00:16:50,214
Petting zoo.
432
00:16:50,215 --> 00:16:53,951
Pee-yew! This is disgusting.
433
00:16:53,952 --> 00:16:57,086
You're disgusting... You're disgusting.
434
00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:00,958
Move on, you cow.
435
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:03,460
[Sighs]
436
00:17:03,461 --> 00:17:06,028
He doesn't love me.
437
00:17:14,806 --> 00:17:16,806
438
00:17:18,076 --> 00:17:22,079
[Unicorn grunts] Aw, that's nice.
439
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,714
Oh, that is it.
440
00:17:23,715 --> 00:17:25,015
I've had it with you!
441
00:17:25,016 --> 00:17:27,184
I've had it with being embarrassed
442
00:17:27,185 --> 00:17:29,853
and with betrayal and with heartache!
443
00:17:29,854 --> 00:17:33,123
I am a king, for God's sake.
444
00:17:33,124 --> 00:17:34,390
I am a king!
445
00:17:36,427 --> 00:17:38,395
[Unicorn neighs]
446
00:17:38,396 --> 00:17:40,464
Now, back off,
447
00:17:40,465 --> 00:17:43,799
or I swear I will make you
into a none-icorn.
448
00:17:46,671 --> 00:17:50,207
[Unicorn neighs]
449
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,208
[Sword clatters]
450
00:17:57,482 --> 00:18:01,251
Look, Richard, I'm sorry about Gareth.
451
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:02,686
What do you care?
452
00:18:02,687 --> 00:18:06,123
I do know a thing or two
about betrayal, and it sucks.
453
00:18:06,124 --> 00:18:08,559
Please. When have you ever been betrayed?
454
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:13,096
Uh [Scoffs] okay,
just off the top of my head,
455
00:18:13,097 --> 00:18:15,832
when you kidnapped Madalena
and then she chose you over me,
456
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:20,604
or when you literally forced
Isabella to betray me.
457
00:18:20,605 --> 00:18:21,905
Right. That.
458
00:18:21,906 --> 00:18:22,906
Yeah.
459
00:18:22,907 --> 00:18:24,473
And...That.
460
00:18:27,145 --> 00:18:29,680
[Sighs]
461
00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:32,316
I just don't know what
I'm gonna do without Gareth.
462
00:18:32,317 --> 00:18:35,219
I think you'll just figure it out.
463
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:36,787
Come on.
464
00:18:36,788 --> 00:18:38,588
Let's get your boots and get you
back to your kingdom.
465
00:18:40,091 --> 00:18:41,858
Where'd you get the sword?
466
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,293
Oh.
467
00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:46,230
Uh, someone left it in the stump.
468
00:18:46,231 --> 00:18:47,364
Finders keepers, right?
469
00:18:47,365 --> 00:18:49,266
Yeah, fair enough.
470
00:18:49,267 --> 00:18:50,400
Gonna name it?
471
00:18:50,401 --> 00:18:51,568
Oh, that's a good idea.
472
00:18:51,569 --> 00:18:52,903
What about "Dawn Breaker?"
473
00:18:52,904 --> 00:18:54,171
That sounds pretty cool.
474
00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:56,173
Or, um, Mr. Stabby.
475
00:18:56,174 --> 00:18:57,941
Now, that's more descriptive
than dawn breaker.
476
00:18:57,942 --> 00:18:59,543
I don't know. It's really a tough call.
477
00:18:59,544 --> 00:19:01,044
It's really not.
478
00:19:01,045 --> 00:19:03,045
479
00:19:05,617 --> 00:19:10,954
How could I ever think he'd love me?
480
00:19:10,955 --> 00:19:13,023
All that waiting
481
00:19:13,024 --> 00:19:16,159
All for nothing
482
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:21,665
He wasn't ever thinking of me
483
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:26,168
And we were never meant to be
484
00:19:27,672 --> 00:19:31,575
We had a single kiss
485
00:19:31,576 --> 00:19:35,345
No need to reminisce
486
00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:39,049
And now it's gone, fading away
487
00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:41,451
Over and yet
488
00:19:41,452 --> 00:19:42,819
[Lock clicks]
489
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:47,090
If not the world's best kiss
490
00:19:47,091 --> 00:19:52,362
Still, it was one I'll miss
491
00:19:52,363 --> 00:20:00,202
And it's the only one we'll get
492
00:20:05,243 --> 00:20:07,411
Finally. My kingdom.
493
00:20:07,412 --> 00:20:09,146
Thank you, Galavant.
494
00:20:09,147 --> 00:20:11,615
Could've done without
the forced death march,
495
00:20:11,616 --> 00:20:13,050
but thank you nonetheless.
496
00:20:13,051 --> 00:20:14,451
What are you gonna do now?
497
00:20:14,452 --> 00:20:15,919
Uh, it's been a tough year.
498
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,221
I lost my wife, my best friend,
499
00:20:18,222 --> 00:20:19,956
my brother tried to kill me.
500
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,092
I really just want to curl up in my room
501
00:20:22,093 --> 00:20:24,628
and eat like 1,000 pounds of cake
502
00:20:24,629 --> 00:20:27,130
and just let my people adore me.
503
00:20:27,131 --> 00:20:28,298
You?
504
00:20:28,299 --> 00:20:31,735
I am going to raise an army
and rescue Isabella.
505
00:20:31,736 --> 00:20:33,437
[Chuckling] Right, right, right.
I knew that.
506
00:20:33,438 --> 00:20:34,538
You know, tell you what.
507
00:20:34,539 --> 00:20:36,940
I'm going to give you whatever you need...
508
00:20:36,941 --> 00:20:41,645
My army, my fastest ships, sharpest horses.
509
00:20:41,646 --> 00:20:44,548
My... I'm sorry.
510
00:20:44,549 --> 00:20:49,752
I swear to god my castle was...Right here.
511
00:20:59,714 --> 00:21:03,215
Well, that's not good.
512
00:21:03,216 --> 00:21:05,216
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