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[Horse whinnies]
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Did they steal your chain mail again,
young Galavant?
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Yes.
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They left me here in my under armor,
father.
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No, no, son.
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A hero doesn't cry.
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And you are destined to be a great hero,
young Galavant.
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But they hurt my feelings.
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A hero doesn't have feelings.
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Talking, feelings...
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all that stuff and nonsense
just clouds the mind.
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You don't want your mind cloudy,
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or you won't be ready
when your moment comes.
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A man waits all his lifetime
for one moment to arrive
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The moment he is
destined for at birth
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The moment he will show the world
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The reason he's alive
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And prove to one and
all what he is worth
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And when that moment comes
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You'll hear the sound of drums
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And then, at last, you'll know
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This is your moment in the...
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Wife: Arnold, you lazy fat ass!
We're out of firewood!
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Yes, my turtledove.
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Your moment of glory will come,
young Galavant.
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Be patient. Be ready.
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And also...
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Never get married.
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This is it.
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This is my moment of glory.
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I'm gonna make you proud, father.
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I'm gonna save them.
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I'm gonna save all of them.
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Especially her.
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Arnold: [Echoing] Son, don't marry her.
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Damn it, dad!
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Crazy.
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Sorry.
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S01E07
My Cousin Izzy
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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey.
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So, um, last night,
a lot of things were almost, kind of said.
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We hinted at some budding feelings,
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sang a song,
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our faces got unusually close...
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I'm really sorry. I can't talk.
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I'm in hero mode...
planning our big escape.
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We'll talk later.
I love the hat.
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- Um...
- Isabella.
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Ch-ch.
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Let "manscape" spin his wheels over there.
It doesn't matter.
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Your cousin Harry is coming to save us.
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Cousin Harry's coming?
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But... how?
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Your father sent a carrier pigeon
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through the skylight when
the guards weren't looking.
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Boom.
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[Sighs] Your cousin will save us,
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and then you will marry him, as planned.
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I don't want to marry my cousin.
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I mean, the age difference is so weird.
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Plus, he's... my cousin.
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Straight up, Isabella.
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Our family tree goes straight up...
no branches.
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Look at them all...
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Galavant planning things, looking cool.
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Even the old,
bald guy sent that pigeon message.
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That was kind of brave. [Sighs]
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What are we doing?
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Oh, we're just here for the jokes.
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Story of my life.
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Um...
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So, a little wrinkle.
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My cousin's coming to save us.
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- Thing is, he's not just my cousin.
- We don't need anyone to save us.
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I'm gonna save us.
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Friends, listen up.
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I've waited all my lifetime
for one moment to arrive
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The moment I was
destined for at birth
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The moment I would show the world
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the reason I'm alive
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And prove to one and
all what I am worth
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And now that moment's here
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It's calling loud and clear
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My time, at last, has come
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This is my moment in the sun
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This is my...
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[Gate rattles]
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Up to the throne room, now! All of ya!
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Ruined it. Thanks.
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Prisoners...
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I've called you up here to catch up
my brother-in-law/ future husband.
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[Chuckles]
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You know I can hear you, right?
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So, that's the king and queen of Valencia,
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their daughter... she annoys me...
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and that's my ex.
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I am Galavant, and so help me,
God, I will...
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- Shut up, pretty boy.
- My former boy toy/jester.
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He was cuter pre-dungeon.
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And...
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not sure who the black kid is.
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Wow.
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And, of course,
you know my current husband,
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your brother... Richard.
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I'm sorry...
you would actually go for him over me?
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I mean, he's really,
really, really, really old.
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If you're so confident
about being tougher than me,
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we could settle this with a duel.
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Oh.
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Oh... oh, you want to go there?
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- I'm there.
- Okay, fine.
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This is a long time coming, brother...
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a duel to the death!
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And now,
like every great king to come before us,
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we shall choose a champion
to fight in our stead
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while we watch from a safe distance
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while sloppily eating
oversized turkey legs.
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And for my champion, I choose...
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Gareth will fight for me.
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No, t-that's not fair.
I was gonna choose him.
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Gareth.
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I don't have a choice, my lord.
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Your move, little dicky.
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[Chuckles]
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Well, who's going to fight for me?
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Anyone?
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Anyone here good with a sword?
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[Indistinct shouting]
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[Shouting stops]
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[All groan]
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I'll fight for you, Richard.
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But when I win, you'll release my friends.
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- Agreed?
- Totally cool with that.
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Galavant fights for me!
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Well, that's good,
because it just so happens...
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This is my moment in the sun
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This is my...
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[Mutters]
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Sorry. That was annoying.
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So annoying.
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I'm hungry.
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Can you explain to me
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why you're fighting for the
man who's imprisoned us?
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You heard the king...
if I win, he frees us.
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And Galavant doesn't lose a duel.
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Ooh! Third-person alert.
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Look, I know you have a lot on your plate,
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but my parents can't stand you,
and my cousin is...
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[gate rattles]
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Hello, stinkos.
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Stop being dumb. Call this off.
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Take the offer to be my shag hag.
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Kingsley's down with it.
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You know, I think I'll pass.
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[Sighing] Fine.
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Come along, then.
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You should come, too.
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Then I can watch you watch him die.
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Oh, look at that.
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I just made it fun for me again.
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Guards!
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Sid, if anything should happen to me,
look after them.
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But don't worry.
Galavant's got this.
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[Ting!]
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Waste of space. So cool. A... Bleep...
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[Fanfare]
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[Grunts]
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I cannot believe this, Gareth.
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You've been my champion
since we were 10 years old.
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Now here you are,
having to fight my stupid brother.
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I mean, this is a disaster!
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If you win, I lose my crown and kingdom.
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- If you lose, you die.
- Yeah, I know. Sucks.
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[Grunts]
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I'll miss our banter.
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I don't like it when men touch my face.
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Sorry.
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He took my bloody seat!
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I left my napkin right there!
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Horse dog! Cat tails! Rat bits!
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Get your snacks before the duel, everybody!
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Some rat bits for the pretty little lady...
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on the house?
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No, thank you.
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Look, I'm sorry our date didn't work out.
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But please don't give up on us.
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Listen, chef...
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Ah, please... call me Vincenzo.
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I'd really rather not.
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If I named you, I could get attached.
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No point in getting attached if tomorrow,
we'll both be dead.
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Just stick with me, kid.
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The king and I are tight. We'll be fine.
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But tomorrow,
there'll likely be a new king,
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and he doesn't seem like a very nice guy,
does he?
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These royal games have been
going on for centuries, chef,
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and they always end badly
for the downstairs people.
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You go on being adorable,
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selling your rat bits,
pretending everything's okay.
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I'm gonna make my peace with God...
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pray for a quick death and a proper burial.
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You have a very bleak view of the world,
Gwynndolyn.
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I've had a pretty bleak life, chef.
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Well, I guess it's time.
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[Sighs]
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I know you need to stay focused,
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so as you head off to
your life-and-death duel,
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I'm not gonna mention
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any of the myriad of
unsaid things between us.
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If I'm gonna do what I have to right now,
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then I can't have my
mind or my heart clouded.
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But trust me, princess...
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my mind and my heart would be clouded
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if I allowed such things.
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Well...
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break a leg.
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For you, princess,
I might break both of his.
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'Cause now my moment's here
- I know.
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It's calling loud and clear
- I've heard.
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My time, at last has come
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Okay.
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This is my moment in the sun...
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[Fanfare]
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Oh, come on!
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A pointy-hatted army approaches!
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[Horses whinny]
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[Spectators murmuring]
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Guards!
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No, no, no! It's not nice to fight!
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It is I, prince Harry,
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ruler of Hortensia and my
mommy's special big boy.
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Oh, isn't he adorable?
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He is cute.
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Hi, cousin. Looking good.
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I'm sorry. Who's this?
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My cousin... Prince Harry.
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You haven't looked this pretty
since our engagement ceremony.
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He's also my fiance.
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We may actually have a
few things to talk about.
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- I'm confused.
- Me too.
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Isabella: Prince Harry is my cousin.
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Our parents have arranged for us to wed.
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- Gross.
- Ohh. That's not right.
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Horrible.
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How could you not tell me you were engaged?
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Because it's ridiculous.
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I mean, when he's 30,
I'll be in my early 40s.
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That's not that ridiculous.
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No. I guess not.
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Honestly, I never really
thought of it that way before.
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Do you really think this
is the appropriate time
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to tell me all this?
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I'm just about to fight for our lives.
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I was trying to tell you this morning,
but you didn't want to talk.
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Well, it's too late now, isn't it?
It's out there.
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It's rattling around in my head,
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taking up space where
fight thoughts should be.
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This whole thing's gotten
completely out of control.
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- I've got to do something.
- You think?
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Watch this.
262
00:10:53,351 --> 00:10:54,909
Ladies and gentlemen,
263
00:10:54,943 --> 00:10:57,278
as eager as I am to begin this duel...
264
00:10:57,312 --> 00:10:59,613
and golly, am I eager...
265
00:10:59,648 --> 00:11:01,716
protocol dictates the
arrival of a fellow royal
266
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,784
necessitates a pre-duel welcome feast.
267
00:11:03,819 --> 00:11:04,785
What?
268
00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:06,454
All right, everybody! Let's to the feast!
269
00:11:06,488 --> 00:11:07,688
[Cheering and applause]
270
00:11:07,723 --> 00:11:09,291
You're joking.
271
00:11:09,311 --> 00:11:10,157
You're serious.
272
00:11:10,192 --> 00:11:12,587
Where is everybody going?!
273
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,228
Come on!
274
00:11:14,262 --> 00:11:15,930
[Cheering continues]
275
00:11:15,964 --> 00:11:18,099
You hear that?
They're cheering.
276
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:21,035
That must mean Galavant is dead.
277
00:11:21,069 --> 00:11:23,035
Good night, sweet prince.
278
00:11:23,055 --> 00:11:24,738
I'm sorry for your loss.
279
00:11:24,773 --> 00:11:26,640
We'll mourn later.
280
00:11:26,675 --> 00:11:29,810
Galavant always taught me a
hero represses his feelings,
281
00:11:29,845 --> 00:11:32,431
which is what I'm doing right now.
282
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,961
[Sobbing loudly]
283
00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:39,687
[Grunting]
284
00:11:39,721 --> 00:11:40,821
[Sighs]
285
00:11:40,856 --> 00:11:42,305
So, ideas?
286
00:11:43,158 --> 00:11:44,692
Call that guard over.
287
00:11:44,726 --> 00:11:45,960
Which one?
288
00:11:45,994 --> 00:11:48,462
- Ivan the mutilator or Keith?
- Keith.
289
00:11:48,496 --> 00:11:49,430
H-hey, Keith?
290
00:11:49,464 --> 00:11:51,665
Can you come here a sec?
291
00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:54,345
Hey, Keith, check this out.
292
00:11:55,737 --> 00:11:57,738
Ah. Aha?
293
00:11:58,974 --> 00:12:00,407
[Whistles]
294
00:12:01,576 --> 00:12:02,876
Mm?
295
00:12:03,114 --> 00:12:04,417
Mm?
296
00:12:04,702 --> 00:12:06,146
Hm?
297
00:12:06,181 --> 00:12:07,815
Ahhhh!
298
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,886
What was that?
299
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,502
First thing they teach
you in jester school...
300
00:12:15,522 --> 00:12:17,091
classic misdirection.
301
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,610
Should have done this
before they killed Galavant.
302
00:12:20,702 --> 00:12:22,463
Now,
if we could just get rid of the guards...
303
00:12:22,497 --> 00:12:25,283
Hey, guys! Pre-duel lunch! Come on!
304
00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:30,270
This isn't luck.
305
00:12:30,305 --> 00:12:32,873
Galavant must be helping
us from beyond the grave.
306
00:12:32,907 --> 00:12:34,675
Follow me.
307
00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,543
This ends badly.
308
00:12:37,612 --> 00:12:39,746
Oh, good. You're here.
309
00:12:39,781 --> 00:12:41,281
Where else would I be?
310
00:12:41,316 --> 00:12:43,984
I'm preparing an impromptu
feast for 75 uppity royals,
311
00:12:44,018 --> 00:12:45,519
because... Bleep... me, right?
312
00:12:45,553 --> 00:12:47,721
I don't want to have a bleak life anymore.
313
00:12:47,755 --> 00:12:50,557
Look, there are three factions
of warring royals here
314
00:12:50,592 --> 00:12:53,560
for a feast that you're cooking,
that I'm serving.
315
00:12:53,595 --> 00:12:55,093
This ends with us dead...
316
00:12:55,113 --> 00:12:57,064
maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow,
317
00:12:57,098 --> 00:12:58,865
but it always ends the same way.
318
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,231
Do you know,
I'm beginning to think you're right.
319
00:13:01,636 --> 00:13:05,305
Why can't we change the ending?
320
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:07,374
When rich folks war, who dies?
321
00:13:07,408 --> 00:13:08,275
The poor.
322
00:13:08,343 --> 00:13:10,310
On that, you can depend
323
00:13:10,345 --> 00:13:13,246
So, obviously, for you and me
324
00:13:13,281 --> 00:13:16,750
There's only one way this can end
325
00:13:18,119 --> 00:13:19,609
Let's see.
326
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,688
Appetizers...
327
00:13:21,722 --> 00:13:23,506
salads...
328
00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,492
Aha!
329
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,961
Let's spike the soup
with some arsenic
330
00:13:27,995 --> 00:13:28,995
What?
331
00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:31,898
Just a few droplets, like thus
332
00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:34,768
Serve, and each blue blood
will die as they spew blood
333
00:13:34,802 --> 00:13:36,536
A happy ending for us
334
00:13:36,571 --> 00:13:37,971
Gosh.
335
00:13:38,005 --> 00:13:40,766
How 'bout a pie full of cyanide?
336
00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:43,143
Can you imagine the fuss?
337
00:13:43,177 --> 00:13:45,979
Oh, cramps, diarrhea, convulsions
338
00:13:46,013 --> 00:13:46,947
Then "see ya"
339
00:13:46,981 --> 00:13:48,882
A happy ending for us
340
00:13:48,916 --> 00:13:52,686
Picture that great big
pool of puke and stool
341
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,355
A happy ending for us
342
00:13:55,755 --> 00:13:58,191
I could fry up some heirloom toadstools
343
00:13:58,225 --> 00:13:59,859
with a little hemlock vinaigrette.
344
00:13:59,894 --> 00:14:01,603
- Ooh!
- What?
345
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,396
If they survive to the entr?e
346
00:14:03,431 --> 00:14:04,597
Go on.
347
00:14:04,632 --> 00:14:06,266
Strychnine can be your best friend
348
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,467
Nice.
349
00:14:07,501 --> 00:14:08,768
Poison the meat first
350
00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:10,370
They'll leave the hall feet first
351
00:14:10,404 --> 00:14:12,405
A perfect fairy-tale end
352
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:13,473
Tra-la-la-la-la
353
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,308
How 'bout a tray of bad shellfish?
354
00:14:15,342 --> 00:14:16,443
Yes!
355
00:14:16,477 --> 00:14:18,378
Ooh!
Chicken's delicious served rare
356
00:14:18,412 --> 00:14:19,546
A tartare.
357
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:22,248
Choose any toxin,
then toss the whole box in
358
00:14:22,283 --> 00:14:25,051
Voila, they're gasping for air
359
00:14:25,085 --> 00:14:26,586
Oh, how they'll heave and spurt
360
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:30,890
and for dessert,
do things too gross to discuss
361
00:14:30,925 --> 00:14:35,061
And they will claw and
choke till all of them croak
362
00:14:35,095 --> 00:14:37,163
A lovely ending
363
00:14:37,197 --> 00:14:38,564
A storybook ending
364
00:14:38,599 --> 00:14:46,039
A happy ending for u-u-u-u-u-u-u-us
365
00:14:46,563 --> 00:14:47,846
What do you say?
366
00:14:47,866 --> 00:14:49,842
I'd better get cookin'.
367
00:14:54,016 --> 00:14:55,768
[Indistinct conversations]
368
00:14:57,886 --> 00:14:59,235
Hello, Galavant.
369
00:14:59,255 --> 00:15:00,830
Last meal.
370
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:03,680
Anything else you'd like
to do for the last time?
371
00:15:04,393 --> 00:15:05,526
No.
372
00:15:05,561 --> 00:15:06,794
Oh.
373
00:15:06,828 --> 00:15:09,297
You're doing your
strong-and-silent-hero thing.
374
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,411
What?
375
00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:14,435
That thing your dumb dad
drilled into your head.
376
00:15:14,469 --> 00:15:16,404
[Deep voice] "Son, a hero doesn't talk.
377
00:15:16,438 --> 00:15:19,040
"He might not hear it
when his moment arrives.
378
00:15:19,074 --> 00:15:21,308
Blah, blah, blah, have another drink."
379
00:15:21,904 --> 00:15:23,815
[Sighs, clicks tongue]
380
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,980
Oh, my God.
381
00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:28,543
That is exactly what I'm doing.
382
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,886
You know, sometimes,
I see this glimmer in you.
383
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,921
- You know, you're...
- if you eat that last danish,
384
00:15:33,955 --> 00:15:38,065
I will reach down your throat, pull it out,
and beat you to death with it!
385
00:15:38,727 --> 00:15:39,860
[Sighs]
386
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,562
Never mind.
387
00:15:41,596 --> 00:15:43,864
Up here, we want to go left.
388
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:46,500
Really?
'Cause Galavant's map says we go right.
389
00:15:46,535 --> 00:15:49,036
Well,
my husband and I have lived here 40 years,
390
00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:50,404
but really... tell me more
391
00:15:50,438 --> 00:15:52,306
about your dead friend's hand-drawn map!
392
00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:53,607
Apologies for my wife.
393
00:15:53,675 --> 00:15:56,343
We've been in that dungeon
a really long time.
394
00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:58,512
Everybody, shh! A guard.
395
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:04,058
You know what? We'll go your way.
396
00:16:04,078 --> 00:16:05,686
All right, Gareth, I bought us some time.
397
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,155
What's next? What do you think?
398
00:16:08,189 --> 00:16:09,323
You know what I think?
399
00:16:09,357 --> 00:16:11,492
I think you should start acting like a man
400
00:16:11,526 --> 00:16:12,593
and not like a king.
401
00:16:12,627 --> 00:16:13,994
I think you should have fought
402
00:16:14,028 --> 00:16:16,730
that old geezer of a brother of yours,
kicked his ass,
403
00:16:16,765 --> 00:16:19,600
and we wouldn't be in this
position we are right now.
404
00:16:19,634 --> 00:16:22,436
And how does he get this hummus so creamy?
405
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:25,005
I mean, when I do it myself,
I can't get it this creamy.
406
00:16:25,039 --> 00:16:27,174
And the chickpeas so perfectly blended.
407
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:28,675
It's yummy.
408
00:16:29,209 --> 00:16:30,143
[Sneezes]
409
00:16:30,178 --> 00:16:31,445
Bless you.
410
00:16:31,479 --> 00:16:33,180
Thank you.
411
00:16:33,214 --> 00:16:34,514
[Sneezes]
412
00:16:34,549 --> 00:16:35,282
Bless you.
413
00:16:35,316 --> 00:16:36,583
Enough!
414
00:16:37,685 --> 00:16:39,065
[Sneezes]
415
00:16:39,754 --> 00:16:42,489
Well, hurry!
Bless me before my soul escapes!
416
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,558
[All coughing, retching]
417
00:16:47,161 --> 00:16:49,663
What the hell is going on?
418
00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:53,633
It's starting! The poison's working!
419
00:16:53,668 --> 00:16:55,569
Die, swine!
420
00:16:55,603 --> 00:16:57,204
Rot in hell!
421
00:16:57,238 --> 00:16:59,159
How long till they die?
422
00:16:59,741 --> 00:17:01,460
I couldn't do it.
423
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,639
What?
424
00:17:02,659 --> 00:17:04,978
I know what you said, but I'm not a killer.
425
00:17:05,012 --> 00:17:06,680
So what's happening?
426
00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:08,815
I've been feeding these
royals my whole life.
427
00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:11,384
I know every single thing
they're allergic to.
428
00:17:11,419 --> 00:17:13,320
They won't die, but at the very least,
429
00:17:13,354 --> 00:17:15,489
we'll get to see them in
a great deal of discomfort
430
00:17:15,523 --> 00:17:16,857
before they kill us.
431
00:17:16,891 --> 00:17:19,830
Well, you've let me down terribly.
432
00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:22,996
But it was nice to be reminded
433
00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:26,332
there still are good-hearted
people in the world.
434
00:17:26,934 --> 00:17:28,902
If this is my last day on earth,
435
00:17:28,936 --> 00:17:32,005
at least it wasn't a bleak one.
436
00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:35,284
I thank you for that, Vincenzo.
437
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:48,054
You have a family of spiders in your hair.
438
00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:50,223
Your breath reminds me of the time
439
00:17:50,257 --> 00:17:53,350
I found my Uncle's body in a well.
440
00:17:56,688 --> 00:17:57,831
The king is scratching.
441
00:17:57,865 --> 00:17:59,599
[Both chuckle]
442
00:18:05,106 --> 00:18:08,541
[Straining] We may need
to clear the throne room.
443
00:18:08,576 --> 00:18:12,145
[Coughing, retching continue]
444
00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:16,479
He's alive.
445
00:18:16,499 --> 00:18:18,125
Galavant!
446
00:18:23,524 --> 00:18:25,558
Arnold: [Echoing] This is your moment,
Galavant.
447
00:18:25,593 --> 00:18:28,228
Kill the kings. Be the hero.
448
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:48,381
- [Gasps] What are you doing?
- You're allergic to crab.
449
00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:50,650
If you eat that,
your throat's gonna get all itchy,
450
00:18:50,684 --> 00:18:53,186
and you're gonna be making
that... [Snorts] sound all night.
451
00:18:54,671 --> 00:18:57,219
I'm sorry we didn't speak earlier.
452
00:18:57,239 --> 00:19:00,086
Speaking to you is one of
my favorite things to do.
453
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,461
Perhaps my favorite conversation ever
454
00:19:01,495 --> 00:19:03,796
was our four-hour analysis of what sid's
"thank you" meant.
455
00:19:03,831 --> 00:19:05,698
I meant "thank you."
456
00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:07,600
- Sid!
- So passive-aggressive.
457
00:19:07,634 --> 00:19:09,135
My father was wrong.
458
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,320
You don't have to hide
your feelings to be a hero.
459
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:14,207
If I did, I wouldn't be your type of hero.
460
00:19:14,871 --> 00:19:18,317
And frankly, princess,
that's the only type of hero I want to be.
461
00:19:19,012 --> 00:19:21,280
Well, sucks for me.
462
00:19:21,315 --> 00:19:23,616
I better go home, or my mom's gonna be mad.
463
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:26,748
Have fun changing your
name when you get married.
464
00:19:27,154 --> 00:19:28,120
Freak.
465
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,522
Guards!
466
00:19:29,556 --> 00:19:31,023
Bye, Harry.
467
00:19:31,277 --> 00:19:32,859
Well, would you look at that?
468
00:19:32,926 --> 00:19:36,729
You didn't have to kill a soul,
but you finally got your moment.
469
00:19:36,912 --> 00:19:38,579
No.
470
00:19:38,985 --> 00:19:40,233
Not quite yet.
471
00:19:40,697 --> 00:19:41,968
[Choir vocalizing]
472
00:19:42,002 --> 00:19:49,871
This is my moment in the sun
473
00:19:49,891 --> 00:19:55,781
This is my mome-e-e-e-nt
474
00:19:55,816 --> 00:19:57,615
[Choir stops]
475
00:20:00,928 --> 00:20:02,488
That's it?
476
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:03,823
Yeah, that's all I got.
477
00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:07,909
Well, I say let's execute the chef.
478
00:20:07,929 --> 00:20:09,559
Excuse me!
479
00:20:09,579 --> 00:20:12,431
He is my chef, and only I can execute him.
480
00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:15,441
Then do something about it, little dicky.
481
00:20:16,369 --> 00:20:18,437
Maybe I will!
482
00:20:18,472 --> 00:20:22,942
I hereby declare that I shall
be the first royal in history
483
00:20:22,976 --> 00:20:25,111
to fight his own duel!
484
00:20:25,145 --> 00:20:26,607
[All gasp]
485
00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:28,447
Richard: Very impressive.
486
00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:32,051
I'm looking forward to the
day that Gareth will kill you.
487
00:20:32,085 --> 00:20:33,452
Gareth?
488
00:20:33,487 --> 00:20:35,254
No, no, no, no.
I thought you and I were going to fight.
489
00:20:35,288 --> 00:20:36,255
No.
490
00:20:36,289 --> 00:20:37,490
It'll be fun
491
00:20:37,524 --> 00:20:39,692
watching your best friend kill you, Dickie.
492
00:20:39,726 --> 00:20:41,527
[Madalena laughs]
493
00:20:41,561 --> 00:20:44,029
Oh, I am so turned on right...
494
00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:45,764
[stomach rumbles] Aah!
495
00:20:46,617 --> 00:20:47,600
'Scu...
496
00:20:47,634 --> 00:20:48,934
[stomach rumbles]
497
00:20:48,969 --> 00:20:50,869
'Scuse me.
498
00:20:52,239 --> 00:20:54,373
Who knows, sire? Maybe you'll win.
499
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:57,042
Only one thing is certain.
500
00:20:57,077 --> 00:20:58,842
I'm a dead man?
501
00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:01,833
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