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Previously on "Future Man"...
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There's a power in you greater than any
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we've ever seen.
Welcome to the Pointed Circle.
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'Cause this procedure
will 100% kill him.
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Kill him?
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Hachi machi.
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You used my biotic DNA
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to create the cure.
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Made it so I destroyed humanity.
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No, you saved it.
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I still don't know who I am,
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or how I got this way.
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I'm alone.
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Well, that's where you're wrong.
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Tiger, Ty-Anne, my daughter.
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Hi.
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- Here he is.
- Welcome back, Torque.
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Which one of you cats am I married to?
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What did I say? Who did I offend?
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It's all of us, Torque.
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You leaving again, Papa Torque?
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I was just going out
to check on something,
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but it can wait.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Show me that smile again ♪
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♪ Don't waste another minute
on your crying ♪
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♪ We're nowhere near the end ♪
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♪ The best is ready to begin ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ As long as we got each other ♪
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♪ We got the world spinning
right in our hands ♪
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♪ Baby, you and me ♪
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♪ We gotta be ♪
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♪ The luckiest dreamers ♪
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♪ Who never quit dreaming ♪
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♪ As long as we keep on giving ♪
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♪ We can take anything
that comes our way ♪
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♪ Baby, rain or shine ♪
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♪ All the time ♪
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♪ We got each other ♪
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♪ Sharing the laughter and love ♪
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Ow.
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Ah.
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Oh!
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The fuck am I?
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It's so hot.
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Water plant?
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Yeah.
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The water table!
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Fuck, who am I kidding?
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Come on, it's just pee.
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Oh, shit. God damn it.
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This is life or death.
This is life or death.
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People do this all the time, all right?
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This is... this is "127 Hours,"
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this is those... those Chilean miners.
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Okay, uh, who else?
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No!
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No, no, no! Please, no!
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No, no, no!
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No!
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Come on.
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I have one question,
and just one question only.
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Robot or clone?
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- Honey...
- One of them's gonna make me
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really angry,
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and the other one's gonna be fine.
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I don't care anymore.
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Okay, so if you didn't sign anything,
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you're free to go.
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I hereby release you!
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Go.
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If you wanted to impress me,
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you should've just gotten a motorcycle,
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and then just drove it off a cliff.
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Just kidding. I love you, Daaaaaaa!
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And...
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There it is.
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Our relationship is complicated.
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What else did you do
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with that purple hair, Stu?
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I only created a super cure
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to cure all diseases.
That... that's it, I swear.
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And how do you explain that abomination?
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Well, you can imagine my surprise when
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34 years ago,
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a baby with your exact DNA
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popped up in a birthing pod
outside of New Bakersfield.
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She came from a pod?
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Has... has no one told you
where babies come from?
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Of course I know about pods.
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I'm not an idiot.
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I just... you know,
who supplied the baby juice?
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Um...
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Ty-Anne's parents were soldiers
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who were killed in the year 100
of the Cure Wars,
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so her pod, unclaimed,
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was scheduled for termination.
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This would've been legal back then,
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because it was within
the eighth trimester.
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This was back when people
thought that pod life
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began in the 14th trimester.
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Course, now, we know, it's...
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Holy fucking shit, get to the point.
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You saved my life.
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I thought this was my chance
to save your life,
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or what I thought was your life.
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So that's me from this timeline.
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I pictured, uh, different.
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I'm sorry.
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I... this... this is a crazy idea.
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I... I thought you were looking
for some connection,
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and she needs...
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still trying to figure that out.
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Don't blame yourself.
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Growing up, the only parent I had
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was a damp pole I called "Mother."
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I turned out fine.
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Hey, will you at least stay for lunch?
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Dad, no!
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So, uh,
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how you liking those collards?
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Yeah, it's missing lard and ham hocks.
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I know. I'm sorry.
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The last pig
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passed away 74 years ago.
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His name was Percival.
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He was my friend.
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Honey, I really wish
you wouldn't reality-bounce
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at the table.
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Fine.
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You said I had to come.
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You didn't say I had to talk.
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This how every meal is?
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I'm sorry, no, I'm... it's just...
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it's... it's a little weird,
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okay?
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The time-traveling version
of me shows up,
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and your first instinct is lunch?
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Yeah, yeah, it's weird.
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Okay, so you both agree on something.
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This is... it's weird.
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Okay, settle down.
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Huh.
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Does your... does your elbow do this?
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Your knee?
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Can you do this?
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Ah, no.
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Ah, that's your juvenile
arthritis talking.
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Luckily, the gravity on Mars
is only 38% of what it is here.
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Ooh, that's such a fun fact, Dad.
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I'm not going to Mars.
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She loves to dangle that,
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but she is definitely coming.
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She's gonna come.
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Mm-hm. Over my dead body.
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Yeah, your body will be dead
if you do not come to Mars
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- with every other human being.
- Mm.
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She did the same thing
with her semester abroad
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at Mons Barcelona.
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But somebody ended up loving it.
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Mm, I liked the tapas.
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Wait, so there's more
of these nerd farms?
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I call them self-sufficient
energy-neutral proto-colonies.
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So many words.
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But they are everywhere.
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All over the world.
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And unfortunately, he's at every one.
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You should see how boxy he looks
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in a kimono.
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Sometimes, I wish I had a time machine.
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No, you don't wish you saw
anything that I've seen.
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Wolf and I are lucky
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that we're even alive in this time.
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Wolf?
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What's, uh,
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her deal?
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He's a man in the NAG.
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My demolitions expert.
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Oh, well, th... that's dangerous work.
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Is... is he missing a hand,
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or... or two? Uh... an eye?
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There must be some heavy scarring.
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No, no, he's got both hands, and just
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just enough scars
to make him look like a man
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- who's really lived.
- Oh, so he's... he's an
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elderly fellow, like a...
like a Grandpa Wolf?
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No, he's a... a muscular 35.
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Don't know why
you had to say "muscular,"
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but okay.
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Oh...
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my god.
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You're into her!
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I am not! I'm just making
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lunch conversation.
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You don't want us to get
to know each other.
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You just want to stick your ghost-dick
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in my time-twin.
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Ew, Dad, you're so weird.
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You guys have a great relationship.
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Working on it.
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Another wheel, another deal.
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Cha-ching.
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Wow, looks like the jar is full.
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- Yep.
- Guess we should, uh,
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shut the business down,
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go our separate ways
until we run out of chits.
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Oh, no, you don't stop working
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when the jar is full.
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You get another jar.
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Is this one of the things
I should be writing down?
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No, you...
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no, you don't need
to write it down, son.
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You just need to breathe it in.
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Look, we're not soldiers
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locked in some intractable conflict,
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blowing up laboratories
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and... risking our lives
to save humanity.
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We're doing something better.
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Making wheels.
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Take it for a spin.
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Wheel-come to the store.
How can we torque you?
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Gah!
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Idiot!
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Take it easy, son. You gotta walk
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before you roll.
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See, see, that makes sense.
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What you looking for, friend?
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One wheel, please.
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Making a barrow.
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A wheelbarrow?
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Oh, no, don't tell me
you're still barrowing.
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Still barrowing? What else is there?
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Well,
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if you're still using a wheelbarrow,
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you're steering yourself
onto a dead-end street.
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Isn't that right, Pump?
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What do I say?
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Look,
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turn toward the horizon.
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Imagine the sound of your wheel
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crunching the crisp dirt
alongside... what's that?
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Three other wheels.
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Wagon.
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Whoa.
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See, barrows, they get stuck
in every rut, pothole,
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crevice, cranny, crater, and crag.
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You make a wagon,
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that wheel gets stuck,
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well, it's got three pals
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to help pull him right out of there.
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Yeah,
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we're providers, right?
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How'd you like to have three pals
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providing just as much as you?
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Sure would take the pressure off.
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Oh, boy.
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But I make barrows.
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I'm Clamp Barrowmaker.
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Oh, no, see,
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all I hear is "Clamp" and "maker."
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The rest is up to you.
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Got 'em right here!
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Ooh, sure wish I had
that wagon right about now.
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You will soon, Clamp...
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Wagonmaker.
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Mm!
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Oh.
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I know.
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Josh. Josh!
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Jesus?
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Oh.
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I was so happy to see you.
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Could you maybe turn
275
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,714
some of this sand into some wine,
276
00:13:15,715 --> 00:13:17,927
and then maybe turn some of that wine
277
00:13:17,928 --> 00:13:20,891
into some water? I really need help.
278
00:13:20,892 --> 00:13:23,104
- Josh.
- Yeah?
279
00:13:23,105 --> 00:13:26,110
You will go to the Dagobah system.
280
00:13:26,111 --> 00:13:27,571
Dagobah?
281
00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:29,909
There you will learn from Yoda,
282
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,122
the Jedi master who instructed me.
283
00:13:32,123 --> 00:13:33,834
Yoda?
284
00:13:36,089 --> 00:13:38,175
Oh.
285
00:13:38,176 --> 00:13:39,720
I'm dying.
286
00:13:48,196 --> 00:13:49,740
Oh, God.
287
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,661
I'm saved.
288
00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:53,957
Please, you gotta...
289
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,752
You gotta... you gotta help me out here.
290
00:13:55,753 --> 00:13:58,592
Oh, yeah, I'll help you,
291
00:13:58,593 --> 00:14:00,428
you filthy Stray.
292
00:14:00,429 --> 00:14:01,640
Huh?
293
00:14:08,946 --> 00:14:11,366
Better now?
294
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:12,745
I guess.
295
00:14:12,746 --> 00:14:14,624
Maybe it is weird that I have feelings
296
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:15,918
for a woman who's the genetic copy
297
00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:16,920
of my own daughter.
298
00:14:16,921 --> 00:14:18,965
Your adopted daughter.
299
00:14:18,966 --> 00:14:20,552
Yeah, but Ty-Anne's right.
300
00:14:20,553 --> 00:14:22,430
It's... it's not normal.
301
00:14:22,431 --> 00:14:25,353
You've talked a lot
about what Ty-Anne thinks,
302
00:14:25,354 --> 00:14:27,942
more proof of what a loving
and attentive father figure
303
00:14:27,943 --> 00:14:29,277
you are,
304
00:14:29,278 --> 00:14:30,822
but what about...
305
00:14:30,823 --> 00:14:32,325
what you think?
306
00:14:32,326 --> 00:14:34,287
I... I don't know.
307
00:14:34,288 --> 00:14:36,416
I mean,
308
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,005
let's say you love the Counting Crows,
309
00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:40,299
and they break up,
310
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,761
and then the fan site,
311
00:14:41,762 --> 00:14:43,138
Crows Nest,
312
00:14:43,139 --> 00:14:44,265
says that they're never
313
00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:45,476
gonna get back together again,
314
00:14:45,477 --> 00:14:46,980
and you accept that.
315
00:14:46,981 --> 00:14:49,275
That'd be a tough pill to swallow.
316
00:14:49,276 --> 00:14:50,904
I'm a Duritz-head, through and through.
317
00:14:50,905 --> 00:14:52,490
Right.
318
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,829
So you adopt a Counting Crows cover band
319
00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:56,289
and you raise it as your own,
320
00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:58,043
and you love her,
321
00:14:58,044 --> 00:14:59,880
and when she plays "Mr. Jones,"
322
00:14:59,881 --> 00:15:03,722
it's... it's almost like the real thing,
323
00:15:03,723 --> 00:15:06,226
and then the real Crows
get back together.
324
00:15:06,227 --> 00:15:08,022
You're gonna go see 'em, right?
325
00:15:08,023 --> 00:15:10,443
I'm logging on
to ticketmaster.com right now.
326
00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:12,405
You get it.
327
00:15:12,406 --> 00:15:14,325
But it's... it's still weird.
328
00:15:14,326 --> 00:15:17,791
Stu, I need to reset your compass.
329
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,837
It's not weird one bit.
330
00:15:19,838 --> 00:15:21,381
Sure, they have the same DNA,
331
00:15:21,382 --> 00:15:23,177
but they're from
different planes of existence.
332
00:15:23,178 --> 00:15:25,473
But I raised her since she was a baby!
333
00:15:25,474 --> 00:15:27,895
Oh, so back in 2017,
334
00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:29,690
did you go on a date with a baby?
335
00:15:29,691 --> 00:15:31,569
No.
336
00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:33,489
Seeing Tiger and Ty-Anne
as the same person
337
00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:34,784
is narrow-minded,
338
00:15:34,785 --> 00:15:36,244
and, if you don't mind me saying,
339
00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:37,707
a little racist.
340
00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:40,336
You know, sometimes,
341
00:15:40,337 --> 00:15:42,173
you're too human, Stu.
342
00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:44,052
Oh, my...
343
00:15:44,053 --> 00:15:45,722
Maybe I should just patch my software,
344
00:15:45,723 --> 00:15:47,768
get rid of all my flaws
and insecurities,
345
00:15:47,769 --> 00:15:50,022
and ascend to a higher plane
of consciousness
346
00:15:50,023 --> 00:15:52,193
as an all-knowing,
all-powerful super-being.
347
00:15:53,531 --> 00:15:55,909
No, no.
348
00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:58,455
That's the easy way out.
349
00:15:58,456 --> 00:16:00,836
That's the Stu I'm inside.
350
00:16:06,974 --> 00:16:08,475
Fuck, yeah.
351
00:16:10,898 --> 00:16:14,237
What you working on over there, buddy?
352
00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:16,074
Just a dream.
353
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,786
I was thinking,
354
00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:21,168
you know the way you turned
that, uh, wheelbarrow
355
00:16:21,169 --> 00:16:22,754
into a wheel-wagon?
356
00:16:22,755 --> 00:16:24,382
- Yeah.
- What if we took
357
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,719
a bicycle
358
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,100
and added, like, a bunch more wheels?
359
00:16:29,101 --> 00:16:30,729
I added six more wheels.
360
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:32,941
That looks like
that big wheel back there
361
00:16:32,942 --> 00:16:34,570
is not even touching the ground.
362
00:16:34,571 --> 00:16:36,574
I know.
363
00:16:36,575 --> 00:16:39,120
It's purely decorative,
and it was a dumb idea,
364
00:16:39,121 --> 00:16:40,164
- but I just...
- I love it.
365
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:43,504
What?
366
00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:45,174
Yeah.
367
00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:47,470
There's beauty in its impracticality.
368
00:16:51,187 --> 00:16:53,065
Just like this place.
369
00:16:56,782 --> 00:17:01,373
New, brimming with hope and possibility,
370
00:17:01,374 --> 00:17:03,001
like a young foal:
371
00:17:03,002 --> 00:17:04,379
wobbly on its legs,
372
00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:06,675
but destined for greatness,
373
00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:09,597
to be a thoroughbred.
374
00:17:10,726 --> 00:17:11,852
Get out, Stray!
375
00:17:11,853 --> 00:17:13,105
Filthy Strays!
376
00:17:13,106 --> 00:17:14,900
Ooh!
377
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,569
Yes!
378
00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:17,905
A rock to the face!
379
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,286
Why are you smiling, Binx? Ow.
380
00:17:20,287 --> 00:17:22,624
This pain is the price of freedom.
381
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:23,960
We're literally in chains.
382
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:25,963
The chains of freedom!
383
00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:27,299
This is the first step
384
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,343
toward becoming a part
385
00:17:28,344 --> 00:17:30,097
of this amazing community!
386
00:17:30,098 --> 00:17:31,349
You're here voluntarily?
387
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,519
Well, of course I am.
388
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,063
I come to these rocky shores
389
00:17:34,064 --> 00:17:35,817
a lowly Stray,
390
00:17:35,818 --> 00:17:38,488
weave my way into the fabric
of this great society,
391
00:17:38,489 --> 00:17:40,242
can have a Cluster of my own,
392
00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:41,411
so that one day,
393
00:17:41,412 --> 00:17:43,123
my children
394
00:17:43,124 --> 00:17:45,503
and my children's children...
395
00:17:45,504 --> 00:17:48,551
they can be the ones throwing rocks.
396
00:17:48,552 --> 00:17:49,845
I don't know, man.
397
00:17:49,846 --> 00:17:51,974
That's a pretty fucked-up dream.
398
00:17:51,975 --> 00:17:53,393
I'm pretty sure Cramble over here
399
00:17:53,394 --> 00:17:54,395
is already dead.
400
00:17:54,396 --> 00:17:55,857
Get out of here!
401
00:17:57,361 --> 00:17:59,531
Oh, what's going on out there?
402
00:17:59,532 --> 00:18:02,829
Fresh batch of Strays
are gonna be browned in.
403
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,290
What's wrong with them?
What... what crime
404
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,127
did they commit?
405
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,714
The worst crime of all:
406
00:18:07,715 --> 00:18:09,300
not being born here.
407
00:18:09,301 --> 00:18:12,181
They think they can
just sneak into the NAG,
408
00:18:12,182 --> 00:18:14,853
get an easy ride off our hard work,
409
00:18:14,854 --> 00:18:16,732
and steal our jobs.
410
00:18:16,733 --> 00:18:19,153
They're lazy and they want to work?
411
00:18:19,154 --> 00:18:21,116
Yeah, that's right.
412
00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:22,828
But I got a basket of giant rocks
413
00:18:22,829 --> 00:18:24,623
just for this.
414
00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:26,418
That doesn't really make...
415
00:18:26,419 --> 00:18:28,965
Citizens of the NAG!
416
00:18:28,966 --> 00:18:32,597
These Strays were caught
sniffing around our borders.
417
00:18:32,598 --> 00:18:35,436
They come from the wastelands of Malibu,
418
00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:38,943
the volcanoes of Catalina,
419
00:18:38,944 --> 00:18:40,780
and the Valley.
420
00:18:40,781 --> 00:18:43,160
Boo!
421
00:18:43,161 --> 00:18:46,792
They tried to sneak
into our above-ground paradise,
422
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,007
live amongst us, eat our beans,
423
00:18:50,008 --> 00:18:52,136
Sow in our circles,
424
00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:54,307
contribute to our society!
425
00:18:54,308 --> 00:18:57,021
Well, what do we say to that?
426
00:18:57,022 --> 00:18:58,440
Not yet!
427
00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,610
That's right!
428
00:18:59,611 --> 00:19:01,864
Can just anybody live here?
429
00:19:01,865 --> 00:19:02,908
No!
430
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,370
Can Bio-Techs live here?
431
00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:06,832
No!
432
00:19:10,089 --> 00:19:11,466
Say it with me.
433
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,679
If your pants make brown...
434
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,683
Welcome to our town!
435
00:19:15,684 --> 00:19:17,938
And if your pants stay dry...
436
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:20,108
You're gonna die!
437
00:19:20,109 --> 00:19:22,071
Eat the shroom!
438
00:19:22,072 --> 00:19:24,283
God, sewer mushrooms.
439
00:19:24,284 --> 00:19:26,079
- Eat it!
- Mushroom!
440
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,709
Binx, we're about to shit ourselves,
441
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,837
and it's gonna be bad.
442
00:19:29,838 --> 00:19:31,715
Nope.
443
00:19:31,716 --> 00:19:33,761
It's gonna be great.
444
00:19:33,762 --> 00:19:35,472
- Yeah!
- Mushroom!
445
00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:40,692
Come on, Torque.
Let's get past the splash zone.
446
00:19:40,693 --> 00:19:42,821
If someone fails the Bio-Tech test,
447
00:19:42,822 --> 00:19:45,075
we gotta be part of the slaughter mob.
448
00:19:46,705 --> 00:19:47,873
Oh, God, please don't...
449
00:19:47,874 --> 00:19:49,083
please don't...
450
00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:50,712
don't...
451
00:19:50,713 --> 00:19:52,464
Yeah!
452
00:19:54,386 --> 00:19:57,768
Futturman.
453
00:20:03,572 --> 00:20:06,744
Mm, knock denied!
454
00:20:06,745 --> 00:20:08,288
You're not even allowed here, Dad!
455
00:20:08,289 --> 00:20:10,334
Uh, it's me.
456
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,799
I mean, you, or whatever. Can I come in?
457
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,260
Fine.
458
00:20:15,261 --> 00:20:17,515
Just tell Dad I'm not coming out.
459
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:20,437
Right, yeah, he's... he's not out here.
460
00:20:20,438 --> 00:20:22,316
That's weird.
461
00:20:22,317 --> 00:20:24,070
Usually, when I storm off like that,
462
00:20:24,071 --> 00:20:25,615
he's lurking in the hallway,
463
00:20:25,616 --> 00:20:26,909
begging for my forgiveness.
464
00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:28,537
Why? Can't he just, like,
465
00:20:28,538 --> 00:20:29,873
walk through the door?
466
00:20:29,874 --> 00:20:32,127
He wishes.
467
00:20:32,128 --> 00:20:33,254
We made a deal
468
00:20:33,255 --> 00:20:34,256
when I was 15
469
00:20:34,257 --> 00:20:35,258
that I would stop
470
00:20:35,259 --> 00:20:36,637
wearing napple-dazzlers
471
00:20:36,638 --> 00:20:38,181
and he would take my room off the grid
472
00:20:38,182 --> 00:20:39,810
so that I could become a woman
in private.
473
00:20:39,811 --> 00:20:40,937
Mm.
474
00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:42,439
Nice, uh, pantlets.
475
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,528
They're jorts. I made them.
476
00:20:44,529 --> 00:20:46,949
I design all my own clothes
that only I wear
477
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:48,159
because everyone else is wearing
478
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,328
those stupid jumpsuits,
479
00:20:49,329 --> 00:20:50,915
just running around the Mons,
480
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,838
banking energy like a bunch
of solar sheep.
481
00:20:53,839 --> 00:20:55,925
Yeah, they do look pretty stupid.
482
00:20:55,926 --> 00:20:57,721
You know, um, back in the '50s,
483
00:20:57,722 --> 00:21:01,310
I used to, uh, mend my own socks.
484
00:21:01,311 --> 00:21:04,233
A pretty nimble
485
00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:06,154
darning stitch right there.
486
00:21:06,155 --> 00:21:08,450
- That's some nice needlework.
- Yeah.
487
00:21:08,451 --> 00:21:10,997
Wait, uh, is this wool?
488
00:21:10,998 --> 00:21:12,542
- Yeah.
- I have never seen
489
00:21:12,543 --> 00:21:14,086
wool before.
490
00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:15,840
You could actually...
you could have them
491
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:18,679
if... mean... if you want.
They're all yours.
492
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,771
Mm, I see what you're doing.
493
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:25,860
You have a time machine.
494
00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:28,490
You could survive literally anywhere,
495
00:21:28,491 --> 00:21:30,368
any place, any time,
496
00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:32,999
but you're here,
497
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,836
looking for a home.
498
00:21:36,298 --> 00:21:38,218
M-maybe.
499
00:21:38,219 --> 00:21:40,263
Come on, Tiger.
500
00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:41,975
If you can't be honest with yourself,
501
00:21:41,976 --> 00:21:43,562
who can you be honest with?
502
00:21:45,274 --> 00:21:46,400
Wolf?
503
00:21:49,951 --> 00:21:54,250
He doesn't know the truth
about you, does he?
504
00:21:54,251 --> 00:21:57,089
He just... he wouldn't understand.
505
00:21:57,090 --> 00:22:01,222
The plan wasn't to come back
to a world like this,
506
00:22:01,223 --> 00:22:02,642
but...
507
00:22:02,643 --> 00:22:05,230
if you're here, and...
508
00:22:05,231 --> 00:22:07,442
you're not that bad, then, well,
509
00:22:07,443 --> 00:22:09,906
it's easier for me to imagine
510
00:22:09,907 --> 00:22:11,994
a home here.
511
00:22:11,995 --> 00:22:13,329
Oh.
512
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:18,214
This home's taken.
513
00:22:18,215 --> 00:22:20,177
Nobody wants you here,
514
00:22:20,178 --> 00:22:21,513
so why don't you leave
515
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:23,642
and take your smelly socks with you?
516
00:22:31,408 --> 00:22:34,371
Hey, you slept through the hose-off.
517
00:22:34,372 --> 00:22:36,042
Oh, you must have really been out of it,
518
00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:39,174
because that water was cold and hard.
519
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:41,511
Oh, God.
520
00:22:41,512 --> 00:22:42,972
I gotta get out of here.
521
00:22:45,771 --> 00:22:47,231
Wolf!
522
00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:49,778
I had to wait till after the hose-down.
523
00:22:49,779 --> 00:22:52,241
Meet me around back.
524
00:22:52,242 --> 00:22:53,869
Just him.
525
00:22:53,870 --> 00:22:55,623
Okey-dokey.
526
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,587
Eh.
527
00:22:58,588 --> 00:23:00,758
Spoink, huh?
528
00:23:00,759 --> 00:23:02,469
Oh, yeah, I remember that game.
529
00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:04,181
You gotta go in low and hard.
530
00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:06,352
Otherwise, you get out-spoinked
every time.
531
00:23:06,353 --> 00:23:09,191
You're focusing
on the wrong thing here, Wolf!
532
00:23:09,192 --> 00:23:10,903
I was kidnapped by time terrorists.
533
00:23:10,904 --> 00:23:12,907
They're gonna start a war. I'm scared,
534
00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:15,120
I'm dying, I haven't had any water yet!
535
00:23:15,121 --> 00:23:17,499
That's a lot of breath for a dying man.
536
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,211
Hey, Torque, nice wagon!
537
00:23:19,212 --> 00:23:20,506
Oh, hey. My daughter loved
538
00:23:20,507 --> 00:23:21,925
that bean cake you dropped by.
539
00:23:21,926 --> 00:23:23,303
- Oh, yeah?
- My hubby Lathe
540
00:23:23,304 --> 00:23:24,556
could learn a thing or two
541
00:23:24,557 --> 00:23:26,267
from your Funnel.
542
00:23:26,268 --> 00:23:27,979
Fuck is happening?
543
00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:34,535
Here you go. All right.
544
00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:42,633
Okay, so you're Torque now,
545
00:23:42,634 --> 00:23:45,180
and... and you have a family,
546
00:23:45,181 --> 00:23:47,267
and a small business.
547
00:23:47,268 --> 00:23:50,023
F... how many years you been here?
548
00:23:50,024 --> 00:23:53,154
Oh, I think I'm going on three...
549
00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:54,239
days?
550
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,241
Days.
551
00:23:55,242 --> 00:23:56,870
And, uh,
552
00:23:56,871 --> 00:23:59,501
it's called a Cluster, not a family.
553
00:23:59,502 --> 00:24:01,797
Once the wagon boom hits,
554
00:24:01,798 --> 00:24:05,179
this business is gonna
be anything but small.
555
00:24:10,565 --> 00:24:12,150
God, shit.
556
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:13,529
Oh.
557
00:24:13,530 --> 00:24:15,533
Too good for bean juice, are you?
558
00:24:15,534 --> 00:24:17,120
I thought you were dying.
559
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,129
Wolf, is anything normal?
560
00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:24,092
Please, I'm... I'm begging you.
561
00:24:25,261 --> 00:24:27,723
Oh, man, I'm sorry, buddy. Come here.
562
00:24:27,724 --> 00:24:30,061
Come here.
563
00:24:30,062 --> 00:24:32,107
I know being terror-snatched
564
00:24:32,108 --> 00:24:33,192
probably isn't the best way
565
00:24:33,193 --> 00:24:34,278
for this to come about,
566
00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:37,910
but I'm...
567
00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,496
I'm happy to see you.
568
00:24:42,504 --> 00:24:44,465
Wolf,
569
00:24:44,466 --> 00:24:45,843
I'm barely hanging on.
570
00:24:45,844 --> 00:24:47,513
Do you have anything to drink
571
00:24:47,514 --> 00:24:49,934
besides... bean juice?
572
00:24:49,935 --> 00:24:51,521
Oh.
573
00:24:51,522 --> 00:24:53,567
I could probably rustle up
some All-Nut milk.
574
00:24:53,568 --> 00:24:56,405
I'm allergic to nuts.
575
00:24:58,368 --> 00:24:59,829
I gotta do it.
576
00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,457
Okay.
577
00:25:06,719 --> 00:25:08,096
You got it, bud.
578
00:25:10,894 --> 00:25:12,647
It's very bean-forward.
579
00:25:12,648 --> 00:25:14,441
Yeah, makes sense.
580
00:25:14,442 --> 00:25:19,243
Get all of it there.
581
00:25:19,244 --> 00:25:21,121
Oh, you left
582
00:25:21,122 --> 00:25:23,376
just a little bit right there.
583
00:25:23,377 --> 00:25:24,672
Actually, it's quite a lot.
584
00:25:29,515 --> 00:25:31,644
Uh, where is Tiger?
585
00:25:34,692 --> 00:25:37,863
I don't know.
Your guess is as good as mine.
586
00:25:37,864 --> 00:25:39,576
She left me here to recover.
587
00:25:39,577 --> 00:25:41,453
She's probably off
doing recon or something.
588
00:25:41,454 --> 00:25:42,582
You guys haven't seen each other
589
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,126
since you've been back?
590
00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:45,169
Yeah, well, I was shot up pretty good,
591
00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:46,715
and turns out, I have
592
00:25:46,716 --> 00:25:48,677
this pretty complicated life here,
593
00:25:48,678 --> 00:25:50,848
so...
594
00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:52,852
You mean Torque does.
595
00:25:52,853 --> 00:25:54,396
Me, Torque, same diff.
596
00:25:54,397 --> 00:25:56,693
Look, I... I got six mouths to feed,
597
00:25:56,694 --> 00:25:58,362
five spouses to satisfy,
598
00:25:58,363 --> 00:25:59,907
and a daughter
599
00:25:59,908 --> 00:26:01,620
whose artistic ambitions
I'm trying to nurture.
600
00:26:01,621 --> 00:26:03,832
Also, there's
my plucky apprentice, Pump,
601
00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:07,297
who I'm helping
through some confidence issues.
602
00:26:07,298 --> 00:26:08,508
Literally none
603
00:26:08,509 --> 00:26:10,053
of your fake you problems
604
00:26:10,054 --> 00:26:12,307
mean anything right now.
We need to find Tiger
605
00:26:12,308 --> 00:26:14,353
and go back and un-fuck this timeline.
606
00:26:14,354 --> 00:26:16,148
No.
607
00:26:16,149 --> 00:26:17,400
Listen to me.
608
00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:18,987
You can't leave the NAG.
609
00:26:18,988 --> 00:26:20,448
There are rules.
610
00:26:20,449 --> 00:26:22,118
People watching your every move.
611
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:23,789
This place is on lockdown.
612
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:26,503
There is no way anyone
is getting out or in.
613
00:26:26,504 --> 00:26:27,755
Wolf.
614
00:26:27,756 --> 00:26:30,259
Pack your shit. We're leaving.
615
00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:32,430
Oh, you're not dead.
616
00:26:32,431 --> 00:26:34,142
Fun. You can come, too.
617
00:26:34,143 --> 00:26:35,186
Let's go.
618
00:26:35,187 --> 00:26:37,775
Hm.
619
00:26:37,776 --> 00:26:39,601
Guess she figured it out.
620
00:26:41,406 --> 00:26:44,363
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