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[lightning crackling]
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WOMAN: Previously on "Future Man"...
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ATHENA: My name is Athena.
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My comrades and I traveled
back in time to find you.
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Everything that happens
in the Biotic Wars is real.
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The Biotics, the wars.
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WOLF: The Tiger I know
didn't stand down.
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TIGER: That was before a whole
unit died because of me.
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I lost everyone to get here.
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- Gosh, darn it!
- Jeepers creepers.
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Those bags, so rascally.
I never trust 'em.
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I don't know how to thank
you for this, Ty-Anne.
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I haven't had a home-cooked meal since,
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well, I lived at home with my mom.
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Oh, you hush now, Stu-bear.
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Goodnight, you sweet, sad little man.
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JOSH: How do we separate
Biotics from humans?
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This place is thick
with sewer mushrooms.
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Couple of seconds after eating those,
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you puke, shit yourself, and pass out
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with no memory of what happened.
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Except for Biotics.
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They're immune to all poison,
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so they'll be the only ones
left standing.
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[weakly] How? [coughing]
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[dramatic music]
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TIGER: Oh, shiiit!
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[both coughing]
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Breathe, God damn it.
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- [coughing] How did we...
- [dry heaving]
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[fake coughing]
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Get out of there? [fake clearing throat]
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[blubbers]
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It's such a mind-fuck.
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[both breathing heavily]
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2162.
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We made it.
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"This reflecting pool
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"commemorates the innocent lives
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"lost in the horrific Kronish Tower
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Terrorist Attack."
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Oh, my God.
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- We fucking did it.
- We did.
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BOTH: We did it!
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Oh, Tiger, we did it!
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Yay!
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[both cheering]
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- Yeah!
- Whoo!
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- [laughing]
- Whoo!
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- Whoo!
- Ah! [exhales]
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So long, Biotics.
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You exist on a plaque now.
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That's what's left of your filthy kind.
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Yeah.
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That's right.
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Not a... not a single one left.
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So we can probably never talk
about it again.
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- That little guy did it.
- Yeah.
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His name should be on that plaque.
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Not those fucking Perfs.
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That's the best and easy fix.
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[heroic music]
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[scraping]
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- There we go. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I guess we should say something.
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Yeah, I mean he died for the cause.
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We should probably say a few words.
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- Yeah.
- [exhales] How do you
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eulogize a man like Josh?
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, you're really asking...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Public speaking's not really my...
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It doesn't have to be a formal thing.
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No, no, no. We'll just keep it casual.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Okay, so...
- So...
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He, uh, made a lot of kills.
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And look at those names.
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I mean, I did a good portion
of them, but it...
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You have anything you wanna add or?
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Though his worldly body was incinerated
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and turned to ash,
I take comfort in knowing
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that it has become one
with the elements,
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aerating the soil
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and the earth that we walk upon,
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blowing in the wind
and the air that we breathe.
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Except for his cock.
That's still kicking around,
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- huh?
- Yep.
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The living embodiment of
Josh hangs off me
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like a medal of honor.
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Though it was once
a cause of great shame,
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I will wear it with pride
for the rest of my days.
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Like him, it's small, but efficient.
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It packs the occasional wallop.
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[inspirational music]
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Not as big of a wallop
as my original rod.
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- Ah, yeah okay.
- But this one's adequate.
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♪ ♪
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- Just like Josh.
- Mm-hmm.
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And when I hold it in my hand it will be
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like I'm holding
his hand across timelines.
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Okay, all right.
All right, I think we're good.
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- I think we covered it.
- Oh, yeah, sure.
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Only sounded like a eulogy
for your incinerated cock.
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- You okay?
- [groaning] Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'm just... ah, how about you?
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Nah, I'm good. I mean,
a millimeter to the right
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probably would have hit
my heart over here.
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- Oh, yeah, close call.
- Yeah.
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Well, let's see how we fit
into this brave, new world, huh?
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[groans]
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I like what I'm seeing so far.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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WOLF: [panting, grunting]
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TIGER: [panting] A little
hotter than our 2162,
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- but I could get used to this.
- Yeah.
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Reminds me of all those schvitzes I took
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with some pretty powerful
Hollywood Jews.
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- Mm-hmm.
- That's where all the real
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- deals got made.
- Mm-hmm.
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And some lasting friendships.
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So me, Bob Evans, Lou Wasserman...
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Okay, okay,
we're closing in on something.
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Oh. No.
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No.
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It's the Three Strung Corpses
of Alamore.
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It's the Death Fields.
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I thought we changed things.
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- Oh. Oh, God.
- [whimpers]
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[grunting]
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Wait, those aren't corpses.
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They're Frighten-Birds.
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If there's Frighten-Birds,
there must be...
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Outdoor food!
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[both panting]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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It's a...
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It's a bean.
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And what a bean.
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Have we created the land of giants?
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- [knife slices]
- Oh.
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Oh. [sniffs]
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Oh, I'm sensing hints of lima.
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♪ ♪
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And pinto.
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Kidney.
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Black-eyed. And navy.
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[whispers] Navy.
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This is like all beans rolled into one.
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Like some kind of a...
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mega-bean.
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From the death fields
to the bean fields.
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What a magical world.
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[children laughing]
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- [groaning]
- Wolf, Younglings.
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Fresh and undead!
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[children scream]
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Wolf, I think they want to play
Hunter v. Hunted.
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- [Wolf thuds]
- Wolf.
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Wolf.
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[distressing music]
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♪ ♪
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Strays in the All-Bean field!
Strays in the All-Bean field!
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[echoing] Strays in the All-Bean field!
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Strays in the All-Bean field!
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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TIGER: [grunts]
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That's no stray. That's Torque!
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He's got two GX239 hand cannon wounds.
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Shoulder, thigh,
and I'm hit upper abdomen.
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[exhales]
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- Weasel. Is that you?
- Who are you calling weasel?
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- 'Cause that's your name.
- My name is Wrench.
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And there's no outsiders
allowed in the NAG.
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It's Tiger. I'm with Wolf.
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That's Torque. I know him.
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I don't know you.
Maybe you're helping him.
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Or maybe you're the one
that gave him those injuries.
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Trying to use him for cover.
Sneak in, poach our beans.
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- That your game?
- Is she Bio-Tech?
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She sure smells like one.
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We'll know for sure after she takes
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the sewer-mushroom test.
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Your pants make brown,
welcome to our town.
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Your pants stay dry...
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You're gonna die.
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Anvil! Go get the Bio-Tester.
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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- LADDER: Hey, you're back.
- WOLF: Huh? What?
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- You're home.
- What?
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Come on. [grunts]
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- Let's get you some help.
- [murmurs] Huh? What?
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[pensive guitar music]
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♪ ♪
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[poignant string music]
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♪ ♪
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TIGER: If we succeed,
we go back to the future,
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the Biotics don't exist,
and our team is still alive.
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WOLF: That's different people
who don't know us
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- or what we did.
- TIGER: But I'll know.
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And you'll know.
And we'll have each other.
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WOLF: I've given you my life
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because I trust you.
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TIGER: It was all worth it
to get you back.
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You're the only family I need.
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You and your mutant race deserve to die!
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- [echoing "to die!"]
- [groans]
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♪ ♪
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BOY: [echoing] Come!
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- [electronic stuttering]
- Come! C-come!
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[electronic echoing] Come!
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[stuttering] C-come! Come!
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Out with you, boy!
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BOY: [electronic stuttering] C-come!
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- Come! [electronic echoing]
- [panting]
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- Come!
- Reveal yourself!
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[echoing] Devil child!
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BOY: [electronic stuttering] C-come!
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Come!
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[glitches, stutters] Come one, come all
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to the great red planet MARS!
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Yep, it's me: Lil Jimmy McGurgan.
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Earth is dying.
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Lucky for us,
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the solar system gave us a spare planet
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right next door, and I'm gonna
be the first boy on MARS.
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- What?
- But before I get there,
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we've all got some training to do.
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Mons hab units are open now,
no Ethereum down!
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Come! Come one, come all to
the great red planet MARS.
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Yep, it's me: Lil Jimmy McGurgan.
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Earth is dying.
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Lucky for us, the solar system
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gave us a spare planet
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right next door...
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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[grunting]
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You. Moon man.
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What the fuck's going on here?
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[sighs]
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[bright jingle plays]
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CASSINI: Hello and welcome to the Mons.
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I'm your automated guide Cassini.
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How may I be of service?
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I want answers, Cassini,
and I want them now.
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CASSINI: Okeydokey,
what kind of answers?
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Commonly asked questions include:
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what does it smell like on MARS?
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Is it hot or cold on MARS?
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Will I need a jacket on MARS?
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- And are there Martians on MARS?
- Okay.
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Were all these people in
these bubble huts Bio-Techs?
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CASSINI: Oopsie. Hate speech is a no-no.
258
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Please restate your question
using the term "human beings."
259
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Okay, are these human beings,
were they given a super-cure
260
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- for all diseases?
- CASSINI: You betcha.
261
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Their ancestors were given the cure
262
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- more than 100 years ago.
- Fuck me.
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CASSINI: I personally cannot
perform that service,
264
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but here are some local
establishments that can.
265
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The Rub Hub, The "O" -Zone, Spunknik.
266
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Okay.
267
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Was there a war because the government
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forced a super-cure
on an unwilling populace?
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- CASSINI: No.
- Oh, thank God.
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CASSINI: There was a war
because the government
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withheld the cure from a large portion
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of a desperate and dying populace,
273
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kicking off 100 years
of global bloodshed,
274
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the likes of which our planet
has never seen.
275
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No, I can't believe this.
276
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CASSINI: Retrieving visual proof.
277
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I've curated the most disturbing images
278
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to convey maximum emotional impact,
279
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forgoing a traditional
narrative form of storytelling.
280
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Does it help if I go faster?
281
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Stop. Stop. Cassini, stop!
282
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The next thing out of your squawk box
283
00:13:25,944 --> 00:13:28,990
better be some good news
about the last 100 years.
284
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CASSINI: How about this?
285
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Thanks to the Armistice of 2142,
286
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humanity has enjoyed 20 years
of lasting peace.
287
00:13:35,672 --> 00:13:37,925
Yeah, yeah, tell me more
about these peace accords.
288
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CASSINI: The Peace Accord
Bombings of 2094
289
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devastated Western Europe.
290
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Does that sound
like good news to you, Cassini!
291
00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:47,318
- [grunting]
- CASSINI: Ma'am? Ma'am!
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You are currently breaking
293
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the Violence Against
Machines Act of 2139.
294
00:13:52,079 --> 00:13:54,709
Yeah, I'm gonna break
a lot more than that
295
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,588
you fucking Dork-a-tron!
296
00:13:56,589 --> 00:13:59,384
CASSINI: I am computer code and
cannot be physically harmed.
297
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You appear to be injured.
298
00:14:01,389 --> 00:14:05,104
Your current rate of blood loss
is 9.6 milliliters per minute.
299
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I advise you to seek medical attention.
300
00:14:07,861 --> 00:14:10,657
Oh, uh, have a wonderful day.
301
00:14:10,658 --> 00:14:13,663
[breathing heavily]
302
00:14:13,664 --> 00:14:16,669
[suspenseful music]
303
00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:23,684
♪ ♪
304
00:14:33,955 --> 00:14:36,291
What the fuck is this shit?
305
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,839
[yelling]
306
00:14:41,553 --> 00:14:43,430
[bottle hissing]
307
00:14:43,431 --> 00:14:46,437
[bemoans] Fuck!
308
00:14:50,487 --> 00:14:51,907
Well... no.
309
00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:03,387
[dramatic music]
310
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♪ ♪
311
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,881
[bell rings, door opens]
312
00:15:20,882 --> 00:15:23,762
Uh, is Tony in?
I was hoping to have this clean
313
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by Mon... day.
314
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,815
You do know there's an infirmary
315
00:15:29,816 --> 00:15:31,318
two quads up, three over?
316
00:15:31,319 --> 00:15:33,406
[steamer hisses]
317
00:15:53,488 --> 00:15:57,036
Two quads up, three over. Okay.
318
00:15:57,037 --> 00:15:59,875
[dramatic music]
319
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♪ ♪
320
00:16:28,057 --> 00:16:30,645
- Where'd she go?
- TIGER: She's right here.
321
00:16:30,646 --> 00:16:33,401
[grunting]
322
00:16:39,205 --> 00:16:41,291
Now you found me, what do you want?
323
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,504
To invite you.
324
00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:45,174
Up there.
325
00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:48,180
[Debussy's "Clair de Lune" playing]
326
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:55,195
♪ ♪
327
00:16:57,199 --> 00:17:04,213
♪ ♪
328
00:17:08,638 --> 00:17:10,267
Oh, come on.
329
00:17:14,776 --> 00:17:16,111
I can't believe it.
330
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:17,905
You're here.
331
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,537
Oh, you're hurt. Doctor Hogeveen!
332
00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:23,458
- How are you here?
- How are you here?
333
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,088
It's been 144 years,
7 months, and 3 days
334
00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:27,925
since that magical...
335
00:17:27,926 --> 00:17:30,222
since we met.
336
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,601
You haven't aged a day.
337
00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:33,521
[groaning] Yeah, I've aged a day.
338
00:17:33,522 --> 00:17:36,443
- One really shitty day.
- Eunice, please, she's hurt.
339
00:17:36,444 --> 00:17:38,113
One day?
340
00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:40,034
How is that possible?
341
00:17:40,035 --> 00:17:43,332
- Time travel.
- But that doesn't exist.
342
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,879
Well obviously it exists
because I'm here in your...
343
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,383
what do you call this? Mountain lair?
344
00:17:48,384 --> 00:17:50,847
You freeze yourself?
You're a cryo-slag now?
345
00:17:50,848 --> 00:17:52,559
This is a miracle. It's...
346
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,354
This is happiness I don't deserve.
347
00:17:54,355 --> 00:17:56,066
- A bolt of joy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
348
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,696
- How did Kronish's cure get out?
- Kronish?
349
00:17:58,697 --> 00:18:02,411
- His work died with him.
- What... ow!
350
00:18:02,412 --> 00:18:04,248
These wounds.
It would help if I could see
351
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,252
- the weapon that caused them.
- Yeah, we'll just pop back
352
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,677
140 years and take them off
the chucklefucks who shot me.
353
00:18:09,678 --> 00:18:11,137
Who developed the cure?
354
00:18:11,138 --> 00:18:13,935
Ah, [chuckles] you know, I don't like to
355
00:18:13,936 --> 00:18:17,149
toot my own kazoo, but it was me.
356
00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:18,528
It was my life's work.
357
00:18:18,529 --> 00:18:20,489
Why would you do that?
358
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,828
Because tens of millions
of people were dying
359
00:18:22,829 --> 00:18:24,205
and I wanted to save them.
360
00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:26,669
You monster! Ah!
361
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:30,678
- [grunts] Fuck! What?
- Get it out of your system.
362
00:18:33,474 --> 00:18:35,562
Reveal yourself.
363
00:18:35,563 --> 00:18:37,356
- I'm not hiding.
- Come on!
364
00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:39,110
- Is this a joke?
- This is me.
365
00:18:39,111 --> 00:18:40,613
I'm a hologram.
366
00:18:40,614 --> 00:18:42,826
It's true. He is a hologram.
367
00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:44,913
I appreciate you keeping an open mind.
368
00:18:44,914 --> 00:18:47,334
What kind of sick fucking
techno nightmare
369
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,380
did I just wake up in?
370
00:18:49,381 --> 00:18:51,427
Eunice, can you please give us a moment?
371
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,059
Look, I...
372
00:18:56,813 --> 00:19:01,655
I know this is a lot to take
in, but, um, I'm an AIS,
373
00:19:01,656 --> 00:19:03,283
an Augmented Intelligence System.
374
00:19:03,284 --> 00:19:05,580
I uploaded my brain, my memories.
375
00:19:05,581 --> 00:19:07,082
Everything about me still exists.
376
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,961
I just don't have a body.
377
00:19:08,962 --> 00:19:10,465
So you're a robo-ghost.
378
00:19:12,804 --> 00:19:15,307
Will you excuse me one second?
379
00:19:15,308 --> 00:19:16,351
Fuck.
380
00:19:16,352 --> 00:19:17,813
Oh, that was a disaster.
381
00:19:17,814 --> 00:19:19,398
DR. AHMADI: You're catastrophizing.
382
00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:21,444
- She hates me.
- She doesn't hate you.
383
00:19:21,445 --> 00:19:23,991
I waited 144 years
384
00:19:23,992 --> 00:19:25,578
for the only woman I've ever loved
385
00:19:25,579 --> 00:19:26,956
to come walking through the door
386
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,878
and I immediately blow it. [panting]
387
00:19:29,879 --> 00:19:32,216
Why couldn't I have programmed
myself to be cool?
388
00:19:32,217 --> 00:19:34,178
Stu, take a deep breath.
389
00:19:34,179 --> 00:19:37,227
[breathing deeply]
390
00:19:38,229 --> 00:19:40,357
She probably blames me for the war.
391
00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:41,777
But I wasn't the one who decided
392
00:19:41,778 --> 00:19:42,863
who got the cure and who didn't.
393
00:19:42,864 --> 00:19:44,198
It was those bastards
394
00:19:44,199 --> 00:19:45,577
at the World Health Organization.
395
00:19:45,578 --> 00:19:47,789
And history reviles them for it.
396
00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:51,087
I have dedicated my life
to healing humanity.
397
00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:54,218
I extended my life so that
I could continue trying.
398
00:19:54,219 --> 00:19:56,014
If only there was a way I could program
399
00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:58,226
- that information into her.
- There is.
400
00:19:58,227 --> 00:19:59,688
It's called "telling her."
401
00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:02,819
- [scoffs]
- Use your words, Stu.
402
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,280
I'll probably just mess it up.
403
00:20:04,281 --> 00:20:06,451
Try considering how she feels.
404
00:20:06,452 --> 00:20:07,787
With your computing power,
405
00:20:07,788 --> 00:20:09,958
you've had 16 quadrillion lifetimes
406
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,754
to process these feelings.
407
00:20:11,755 --> 00:20:13,674
She's had 12 minutes.
408
00:20:13,675 --> 00:20:15,469
Yeah.
409
00:20:15,470 --> 00:20:17,432
You're right. Just...
410
00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:20,145
It's Ty-Anne.
411
00:20:20,146 --> 00:20:22,817
- It's the real Ty-Anne.
- I know.
412
00:20:22,818 --> 00:20:25,197
- I don't want to blow it.
- Stu.
413
00:20:25,198 --> 00:20:28,328
You're not just a person.
You're a good person.
414
00:20:28,329 --> 00:20:31,961
- No, no.
- Stuart, look at me.
415
00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:34,465
You're a person.
416
00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:38,056
[gentle music]
417
00:20:38,057 --> 00:20:39,392
Do you need a hug?
418
00:20:39,393 --> 00:20:41,229
Yeah.
419
00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:44,569
[chuckles] Can you be the bunny?
420
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:46,447
We're inside your operating system.
421
00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:48,285
I can be whatever you want.
422
00:20:49,664 --> 00:20:52,334
[breathing deeply]
423
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,965
There you go. There you go.
424
00:20:54,966 --> 00:20:57,011
Settle into that fur.
425
00:20:57,012 --> 00:20:58,639
Where were we?
426
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,603
You were blabbing about
being a computer zombie.
427
00:21:01,604 --> 00:21:03,816
Your feelings are understandable
428
00:21:03,817 --> 00:21:05,778
and valid, Ty-Anne.
429
00:21:05,779 --> 00:21:09,326
Ty-Anne? Ah, right, yeah.
I was at your house yesterday.
430
00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:12,792
Well, no, I'm Tiger,
and I'm from the year 2162.
431
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,838
But not this bullshit version.
432
00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:16,257
The version where I was sent back
433
00:21:16,258 --> 00:21:18,219
to stop the cure from ever getting out.
434
00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:20,182
You were just a mark for my mission
435
00:21:20,183 --> 00:21:22,979
to blow up the Kronitorium and
destroy all Kronish's research.
436
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,651
What are you talking about?
You didn't blow up the lab.
437
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,446
- That was the Krona-bomber.
- [scoffs]
438
00:21:27,447 --> 00:21:28,742
Joosh Futturman.
439
00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:31,872
Little Boy Blew.
440
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:34,586
- Yeah, he was with us.
- You were working with him?
441
00:21:34,587 --> 00:21:36,548
He was a cold-blooded killer.
442
00:21:36,549 --> 00:21:38,803
He was remorseless during the trial.
443
00:21:38,804 --> 00:21:41,057
This... this does not compute.
444
00:21:41,058 --> 00:21:42,977
Yeah, you know
what else doesn't compute?
445
00:21:42,978 --> 00:21:45,357
The world I come from, we were
in the midst of a 30-year war.
446
00:21:45,358 --> 00:21:48,029
Now, thanks to you, we're up to 100.
447
00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:51,703
It's 114, actually.
We round down for morale.
448
00:21:51,704 --> 00:21:55,418
Do you understand now why you
being the father of the cure
449
00:21:55,419 --> 00:21:57,924
is not exactly the bee's knees.
450
00:21:57,925 --> 00:21:59,886
Oh, boy. This next part...
451
00:21:59,887 --> 00:22:03,853
Look, I want you to trust me, and, uh,
452
00:22:03,854 --> 00:22:06,274
the foundation to any healthy
relationship is honesty.
453
00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:08,194
- So...
- Out with it, phantom!
454
00:22:08,195 --> 00:22:10,031
When you stab me,
it doesn't hurt me physically,
455
00:22:10,032 --> 00:22:11,910
- but it does hurt my heart.
- Oh, that just makes me wanna
456
00:22:11,911 --> 00:22:14,373
- to stab you more.
- Okay, if...
457
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,294
If I'm the father of the cure,
458
00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:19,342
then you're kinda the mom.
459
00:22:20,888 --> 00:22:22,807
- What!
- [yelps]
460
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:24,978
- [groaning]
- When you saved my life
461
00:22:24,979 --> 00:22:27,191
by leaving me that note,
I wanted to thank you,
462
00:22:27,192 --> 00:22:28,611
but you vanished.
463
00:22:28,612 --> 00:22:29,905
I had no way to get in contact with you.
464
00:22:29,906 --> 00:22:32,159
- Watch out!
- [groans] Fuck.
465
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,954
Then I remembered that I'm a scientist,
466
00:22:33,955 --> 00:22:36,375
so I could find you using
something that you left behind.
467
00:22:36,376 --> 00:22:37,671
Like what?
468
00:22:39,842 --> 00:22:41,511
The genomic structure of your DNA
469
00:22:41,512 --> 00:22:43,348
was like nothing I'd ever seen.
470
00:22:43,349 --> 00:22:45,561
[dramatic music]
471
00:22:45,562 --> 00:22:47,022
No, that's a hologram too.
472
00:22:47,023 --> 00:22:48,525
The original was purchased by Elon Musk
473
00:22:48,526 --> 00:22:51,782
in a competitive bidding situation.
474
00:22:51,783 --> 00:22:55,372
You used my Biotic DNA
to create the cure?
475
00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:57,209
I thought you were an angel from heaven.
476
00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,796
I thought that this was
my life's purpose,
477
00:22:58,797 --> 00:23:01,008
to use this to heal the world.
478
00:23:01,009 --> 00:23:03,429
To save humanity, the way you saved me.
479
00:23:03,430 --> 00:23:05,518
[breathing shakily]
480
00:23:05,519 --> 00:23:08,481
- No, no, no, that's...
- [yells, groans]
481
00:23:08,482 --> 00:23:10,443
Hologram. I'm so sorry.
482
00:23:10,444 --> 00:23:12,783
That was the worst time
for that to happen.
483
00:23:17,668 --> 00:23:20,171
[detector beeping]
484
00:23:20,172 --> 00:23:23,011
[tense music]
485
00:23:23,012 --> 00:23:25,432
[detector beeping rapidly]
486
00:23:25,433 --> 00:23:27,896
[grunting]
487
00:23:34,702 --> 00:23:36,495
- No, I get it.
- Oh, son of a...
488
00:23:36,496 --> 00:23:38,709
I get it. You hate me.
489
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,170
No, I don't. [sighs]
490
00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:42,675
This isn't your fault, okay? It's mine.
491
00:23:42,676 --> 00:23:44,971
I'm the one who left behind body-relics,
492
00:23:44,972 --> 00:23:48,269
and that mistake... made it
so I destroyed humanity.
493
00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:50,357
No, you saved it.
494
00:23:50,358 --> 00:23:53,071
None of these people would be
alive if it wasn't for you.
495
00:23:53,072 --> 00:23:55,743
If you hadn't left
behind those body-relics,
496
00:23:55,744 --> 00:23:58,540
humanity would have gone
the way of the bees.
497
00:23:58,541 --> 00:24:01,880
And the bats. All animals, really.
498
00:24:01,881 --> 00:24:03,842
Oh, great. Well I saved
the doofus brigade.
499
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:06,263
Just in time for the planet
to die. Super proud.
500
00:24:06,264 --> 00:24:08,184
But we are not gonna die with it.
501
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:09,687
Look, all these people are not
502
00:24:09,688 --> 00:24:11,315
worrying about the end of the world.
503
00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:13,236
They're looking forward
to starting a new one.
504
00:24:13,237 --> 00:24:16,283
Hey, Jimmy! You excited
about the MARS launch?
505
00:24:16,284 --> 00:24:17,912
You bet, Stu. Check out my new suit.
506
00:24:17,913 --> 00:24:19,916
[laughs] First boy on MARS!
507
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,628
No one can take that away from you.
508
00:24:21,629 --> 00:24:23,256
[mutters]
509
00:24:23,257 --> 00:24:25,093
Really wish I could take
that away from him,
510
00:24:25,094 --> 00:24:27,891
but the rules of the radio
call-in contest were clear.
511
00:24:35,991 --> 00:24:37,578
This changes everything.
512
00:24:38,746 --> 00:24:41,543
For the first time,
humanity is working together
513
00:24:41,544 --> 00:24:43,755
- in pursuit of a single goal.
- Does that include
514
00:24:43,756 --> 00:24:45,968
the spear-wielding man-mountain
over at the NAG?
515
00:24:45,969 --> 00:24:48,306
'Cause his goal seemed to be
to make me shit myself.
516
00:24:48,307 --> 00:24:51,020
The good people of the NAG
are invited to MARS.
517
00:24:51,021 --> 00:24:52,940
I've reached out to them
countless times.
518
00:24:52,941 --> 00:24:56,573
But they're so anti-tech.
They don't trust me.
519
00:24:56,574 --> 00:24:58,911
When I finally made enough
cure, I sent it to them.
520
00:24:58,912 --> 00:25:00,873
They smashed it with rocks.
521
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:04,129
When puppies went extinct,
I sent them PUP-E,
522
00:25:04,130 --> 00:25:07,177
an adorable robo-dog.
They smashed them with rocks.
523
00:25:07,178 --> 00:25:08,680
I can't blame them on that one.
524
00:25:08,681 --> 00:25:10,433
I mean, you replaced
a stable food source
525
00:25:10,434 --> 00:25:12,479
with an inedible toy, so.
526
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,151
I am trying really, really hard.
527
00:25:15,152 --> 00:25:16,947
I know I can't force anyone
528
00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:20,078
to see the great thing we're doing here,
529
00:25:20,079 --> 00:25:21,706
but I hope you will.
530
00:25:21,707 --> 00:25:23,669
Okay, Stu.
531
00:25:23,670 --> 00:25:25,589
Yeah, maybe this world is better
532
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:28,177
than the world I came from, but...
533
00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:30,724
that doesn't mean I have a place in it.
534
00:25:30,725 --> 00:25:32,895
I still don't know who I am.
535
00:25:32,896 --> 00:25:36,360
Or how I got this way.
536
00:25:36,361 --> 00:25:40,368
And now I have nobody. I'm alone.
537
00:25:40,369 --> 00:25:41,871
Well, that's where you're wrong.
538
00:25:41,872 --> 00:25:44,587
[suspenseful music]
539
00:25:53,855 --> 00:25:56,610
[dramatic music]
540
00:25:56,611 --> 00:26:00,576
♪ ♪
541
00:26:00,577 --> 00:26:03,270
Tiger, meet Ty-Anne.
542
00:26:03,294 --> 00:26:04,731
My daughter.
543
00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:08,134
[high-pitched] Hi.
544
00:26:08,617 --> 00:26:12,686
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545
00:26:12,711 --> 00:26:15,716
[Debussy's "Clair de Lune"]
546
00:26:15,749 --> 00:26:20,157
♪ ♪
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