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I got something at the restaurant today.
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Any chance that envelope is
filled with green onions?
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Mommy asked me to get the
green onions at the store,
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but I grabbed the leeks instead.
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It's like the cilantro/parsley
incident all over again.
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"Dear Louis Huang,
it is our great pleasure to inform you
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that the Best of Orlando
Awards have named you
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Small Businessman of the Year"!
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Can you believe it? [Gasps]
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Oh! Louis, this is amazing!
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We only opened up the
restaurant a couple years ago.
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This letter must be celebrated.
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From the fridge to the trash.
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I am taking it on the chin today.
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There's even an awards
ceremony at the Embassy Suites.
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The trophy is a crystal palm tree.
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We'll attach it to a
necklace so you can wear it
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- when relatives come over.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm actually a little nervous
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about having to give
an acceptance speech.
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Why? You love speaking in public.
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Remember the last time
I spoke in a microphone?
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Debra, table for...
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[Electricity crackles] Oh, Go... Oh!
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My lips got zapped.
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[Chuckles]
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I didn't know that happened.
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That's funny.
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Louis, when I ask you how your day was,
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these are the kind of
things I want to know.
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S03E10
The Best of Orlando
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Fresh off the boat
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I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go
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If you don't know,
homey, now you know
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Fresh off the boat
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Homey,
you don't know where I come from
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But I know where I'm goin'
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I'm fresh off the boat
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I don't know.
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I just feel like Evan enjoyed telling us
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Mom hates all our nice clothes.
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He definitely enjoyed it.
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Why else would he deliver it as a poem?
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Well, we want to look
good for the awards show.
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Let's, uh,
choose to see this as an opportunity.
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[Sniffing]
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Ooh.
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I don't know what cologne I'm smelling,
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but it's like a... [Sniffs]
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Man taming a horse with
a whip made of cloves.
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Meet you guys in men's separates.
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Yeah
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JNCOs.
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Yeah
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These are just like the
ones Bizzy Bone wears
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in Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.
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Spot me 80 bucks real quick?
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I've got...$3.89.
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And a soft Starburst.
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What color?
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Yellow.
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[Sighs]
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They got me, boys.
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Saw me coming a mile away,
and they got me.
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Are you wearing lip balm?
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I'm wearing a lot of stuff, son.
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Dad, good news.
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I found what I want to wear
to the awards ceremony.
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[Laughs]
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We're here for dress pants,
not pant dresses.
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[Laughing]
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Oh! Uh, Deidre.
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You snuck up on me.
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Greased the wheel bearings
on these bad boys last night.
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Silent as a cat.
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Congratulations on your big award.
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Oh. [Chuckles] Thanks.
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I can't wait to see you at the ceremony.
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See me at the ceremony?
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Yeah, Jessica invited me.
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Hi, Deidre!
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Here's your ticket to see Louis win
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Small Businessman of the Year
at the Best of Orlando Awards.
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Any food allergies you'd like
me to report to the waitstaff?
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Uh, pecans.
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"Deidre... no pie."
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Look, um, I would love to come,
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but I really don't think I'm gonna be...
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Evan,
how many of Deidre's Tupperware parties
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have I been to?
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Nine.
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Yeah, sure, she comes,
but she never buys.
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Sounds like her.
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But she does fill out a room,
and that helps with sales.
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So I'll see you there.
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I'm just so proud of Louis, Connie.
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_
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Well, he certainly deserves it.
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He sure does.
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Okay, talk soon.
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Anyone else left to call?
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You want to try Mitch
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because you only left
a message with his mom?
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Right.
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She tried to set me up with him.
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It was very awkward.
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[Door opens] Jessica, how many people
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are you inviting to the awards ceremony?
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Everyone.
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I'd really prefer to keep it low-key.
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I prefer high-key.
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I don't know...
Inviting a bunch of people
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feels like I'm bragging.
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Exactly!
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That's the point of an awards show.
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There's a clear winner.
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You stand on a pedestal, give a speech,
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and everybody else knows
that they are not the best.
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This is a big night for our family,
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and you've worked hard.
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Come on, let me brag a little.
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Okay, if that's what you want.
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I do have some bad news, though.
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Honey can't make it.
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Marvin said she's out of town
with some college friends
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to see something called
the Dave Matthews Band.
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Ooh! Those guys are supposed
to be real hitmakers.
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Seems weird to name a whole
band after one guy, though.
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Drummer can't love that.
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[Grunts]
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These are choking me!
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Looking for something
with a little more...
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volume?
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Yeah
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How'd you get the
money to pay for these?
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I love them!
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I asked Grandma to make
you a pair from scratch.
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I hate them!
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There's no way I'm
wearing knock-off JNCOs!
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Well, I'm not gonna let
Grandma's hard work go to waste.
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I'll wear them.
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It's your rep.
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[Students gasping, murmuring]
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Emery, you are killing it today.
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My legs don't even touch the fabric.
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[A Tribe Called Quest's
"Award Tour" plays]
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We on Award Tour with Muhammad,
my man
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Goin' each and every place
with the mic in their hand
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New York, N.J., N.C., V.A.
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This is my husband.
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He's the winner.
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Hello. [Chuckles nervously]
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Look at all these people
here to celebrate you, Louis.
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I am so proud!
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Where's Mitch?
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[Panting] So sorry. Traffic.
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You're pushing it, Mitch.
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Nancy.
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Thank you for your service.
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Go, Navy. Beat Army!
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[Chuckles]
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[Gasps] Don't look.
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I am pretty sure the woman
by the door is Rene Russo.
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It's not her. It's not even close.
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I loved you in "Tin Cup."
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[Chuckles]
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Can you hear me this time, Aunt Connie?!
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Yes, Evan.
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I heard you all the times.
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And how about those mini quiches?
Am I right?
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[Laughter] Mmm. Just delightful.
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Ah, now, ladies and gentlemen,
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the moment that we've
all been waiting for...
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Orlando's Small Businessman of the Year.
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Here we go!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
let's put our hands together
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for Louis Huang!
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[Cheers and applause]
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Congratulations.
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Wow, this is, uh, really incredible.
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Uh, Deputy Mayor Minter,
you are too kind.
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And, apparently, quite hungry.
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I never even saw the quiche tray.
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[Laughter]
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That's good. [Laughs]
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First, I want to thank my boys.
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They inspire me every day
to be the best man I can be.
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I would also like to thank my neighbors
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for supporting the
restaurant since we opened,
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with a special shout-out to Marvin,
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who is not only a good man,
but a great friend,
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and a hell of a dentist.
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[Laughter]
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And I certainly wouldn't be here tonight
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if it weren't for my
Cattleman's Ranch team,
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who are with me every
day in the trenches.
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Hector, Nancy,
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and the first person I ever hired,
fired,
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and hired back again... Mitch.
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[Laughter]
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And most importantly...
I have to thank...
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the great city of Orlando!
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Okay, good night!
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[Applause]
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I must've forgotten about you.
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I see you right in front of me.
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We've been married for 14 years,
but you slipped my mind.
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Well, we should probably get to class.
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I'll borrow a comb from the bus driver.
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Do you want me to stay?
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I'll take a sick day for you.
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Go to school.
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I think I know where this goes.
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Jessica, I am so sorry.
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I swear it was an honest mistake.
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You stood up in front
of everyone we know
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and you thanked Marvin.
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I thought you were saving me for last...
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The prime position of thanks.
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Look, I know I blew it,
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but it's just a silly awards ceremony.
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Nobody will even remember what happened.
Trust me.
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[Telephone rings]
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Don't answer it!
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Jessica: [Monotone] Leave a message.
[Beep]
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Hey, Louis! It's Deidre.
Congrats again on your award.
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[Sadly] Hey, Jessica.
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How you doing?
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How you holding up?
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How you feeling?
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[Sighs]
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Yeeeeah.
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[Beep]
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Hi, Emery.
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Got any room for my
phone number in there?
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I may never find it again, but sure.
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[Chuckles]
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Emery,
I had an amazing idea in science class
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while I was zoning out.
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We need to buy some denim,
team up with Grandma,
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and start making more of those jeans.
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But I thought you hated these
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because they're not the real thing.
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I do, but they don't.
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Why not give them what
they want at half price?
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It's all about the hustle, my man.
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How do you know Grana
will even agree to it?
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Because she's Grandma.
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She's in as long as we give
her a cut of the profits
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and a steady supply of
green apple Blow Pops.
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Sorry,
but I don't think this idea's for me.
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You could be the face of the operation.
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Intrigued.
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You wear 'em, I'll sell 'em.
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Maybe yoll get discovered
by some Nickelodeon execs.
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Boom...
You're on the next "Double Dare."
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You know that's my dream.
I know. That's why I said it.
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[Telephone rings]
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Jessica: [Monotone] Leave a message.
[Beep]
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[Sadly] Hi, Jessica. It's Connie.
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00:09:52,353 --> 00:09:54,587
Just checking in,
seeing how you're doing.
264
00:09:54,656 --> 00:09:55,309
[Beep]
265
00:09:55,349 --> 00:09:58,106
_
266
00:09:59,627 --> 00:10:00,560
What is that?
267
00:10:00,628 --> 00:10:02,428
A Venezuelan bowl of wooden fruit.
268
00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:03,496
I thought you'd like it
269
00:10:03,598 --> 00:10:05,465
because, unlike flowers,
wood doesn't die.
270
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,967
Plus, the fruit has the necessary
heft to double as a weapon,
271
00:10:08,002 --> 00:10:09,602
which I know is important to you.
272
00:10:09,671 --> 00:10:10,736
I know I'm tough on gifts,
273
00:10:10,805 --> 00:10:12,638
but I think we can both
agree this is a real miss.
274
00:10:12,707 --> 00:10:14,073
Jessica, I'm so sorry.
275
00:10:14,108 --> 00:10:16,409
I'm just trying to show you
how bad I feel about all this.
276
00:10:16,511 --> 00:10:18,578
I know.
277
00:10:18,646 --> 00:10:19,912
You know what?
278
00:10:19,981 --> 00:10:22,815
I've been thinking about it,
and it's not that big of a deal.
279
00:10:22,851 --> 00:10:24,550
I know how you feel about me.
280
00:10:24,619 --> 00:10:26,285
That's the only thing that matters.
281
00:10:26,387 --> 00:10:27,753
[Sighs] I'm so glad...
282
00:10:27,822 --> 00:10:30,189
You would like that, wouldn't you?
283
00:10:30,258 --> 00:10:32,992
Me saying that, letting you off the hook
284
00:10:33,061 --> 00:10:35,761
so you could go shoot dice and
drink Lowenbrau with Marvin?
285
00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:36,729
Well, forget it!
286
00:10:36,831 --> 00:10:38,698
I always brag about you,
287
00:10:38,766 --> 00:10:40,633
and you completely forgot about me.
288
00:10:40,735 --> 00:10:41,701
[Telephone rings]
289
00:10:41,803 --> 00:10:43,035
Don't pick it up.
290
00:10:43,137 --> 00:10:44,837
Jessica: [Monotone] Leave a message.
[Beep]
291
00:10:44,873 --> 00:10:46,639
Hey, Louis. It's Gus... And Mey-Mey...
292
00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:48,441
Both: from "Good Morning Orlando"!
293
00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:49,475
- Pick it up. Pick it up.
- If you're there, pick up.
294
00:10:49,577 --> 00:10:50,643
He might not be there.
295
00:10:50,712 --> 00:10:51,811
You're not gonna want to miss this...
296
00:10:51,913 --> 00:10:52,845
Hello? Sorry about that.
297
00:10:52,914 --> 00:10:55,214
I was just, uh... gargling?
298
00:10:55,316 --> 00:10:56,349
Oh, really?
299
00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:57,617
Of course I will.
300
00:10:57,685 --> 00:10:59,485
Uh, thank you. That sounds great.
301
00:10:59,554 --> 00:11:00,820
Okay. I'll see you then.
302
00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:03,856
They want me to come on
"Good Morning Orlando"
303
00:11:03,925 --> 00:11:06,125
and talk about winning Small
Businessman of the Year.
304
00:11:06,194 --> 00:11:07,960
I'm going to get another
chance to thank you,
305
00:11:08,029 --> 00:11:10,129
but this time, on TV,
in front of the whole city.
306
00:11:10,164 --> 00:11:11,297
Evan!
307
00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:13,699
Bring me our contact list.
308
00:11:13,801 --> 00:11:15,568
We need to call everybody we know again.
309
00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:18,404
I met someone yesterday,
so the list will be one longer.
310
00:11:18,506 --> 00:11:19,405
Approved.
311
00:11:19,507 --> 00:11:21,474
Phew.
312
00:11:24,812 --> 00:11:25,878
I'll take a pair.
313
00:11:25,947 --> 00:11:27,547
That'll be 40 bucks, playa.
314
00:11:29,717 --> 00:11:31,584
What do you call these things?
315
00:11:31,653 --> 00:11:33,486
Those right there are G-Pants.
316
00:11:33,555 --> 00:11:34,987
Like "gangsta."
317
00:11:35,089 --> 00:11:36,989
[Softly] Or "Grandma."
318
00:11:37,058 --> 00:11:38,491
[Both chuckle]
319
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:39,559
What's going on here?
320
00:11:39,594 --> 00:11:41,193
Principal Hunter! We were just...
321
00:11:41,262 --> 00:11:42,428
Is this a chain stitch?
322
00:11:42,463 --> 00:11:44,664
How'd you learn to sew
an inseam like this?
323
00:11:44,732 --> 00:11:47,099
They're like regular jeans, but wider.
324
00:11:47,135 --> 00:11:49,101
I like what I see here, boys.
325
00:11:50,572 --> 00:11:51,964
I knew you when.
326
00:11:52,148 --> 00:11:54,307
I knew you when.
327
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:57,476
We just went from illicit to licit.
328
00:11:57,579 --> 00:11:59,078
There's no stopping us now.
329
00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:00,479
We got to make more of these.
330
00:12:00,548 --> 00:12:01,948
We're gonna need more Blow Pops.
331
00:12:02,016 --> 00:12:04,016
Grandma inhaled the first box.
332
00:12:05,821 --> 00:12:07,219
_
333
00:12:11,659 --> 00:12:14,060
[Theme music plays]
334
00:12:14,162 --> 00:12:15,328
Good morning, Orlando.
335
00:12:15,363 --> 00:12:17,797
We have one of our favorite
guests back with us today...
336
00:12:17,865 --> 00:12:20,666
Your very own Small
Businessman of the Year,
337
00:12:20,702 --> 00:12:21,701
Louis Huang.
338
00:12:21,803 --> 00:12:23,369
[Laughs] Mey-Mey: Yay!
339
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,271
How you doing, buddy? Good to see you.
340
00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:27,873
Or should we say
"Good to see all of youse"?
341
00:12:28,009 --> 00:12:29,008
[Laughter]
342
00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:30,943
Louis does amazing impressions.
343
00:12:31,012 --> 00:12:32,578
- He does.
- Oh, no, I'm not...
344
00:12:32,647 --> 00:12:34,280
[As Scarface] Say hello
to my little friend!
345
00:12:34,382 --> 00:12:35,648
[Imitates machine-gun fire]
346
00:12:35,717 --> 00:12:37,283
[Both laugh]
347
00:12:37,352 --> 00:12:39,151
Louis, you are talented!
348
00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:40,720
And look at that trophy. My gosh!
349
00:12:40,788 --> 00:12:42,154
You can see right through it.
350
00:12:42,223 --> 00:12:44,190
Hey, uh,
wave to us from behind the tree.
351
00:12:44,258 --> 00:12:46,058
- Look at that. You see that?
- Oh, I can see his hand.
352
00:12:46,094 --> 00:12:48,294
- I said you can see right through it.
- That's so interesting.
353
00:12:48,363 --> 00:12:50,429
Well, you know, I have to say,
this trophy is a great honor...
354
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,765
Not just for me, but for my restaurant,
Cattleman's Ranch.
355
00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:56,602
Oh, boy. They have a chili there
that makes you burn everywhere.
356
00:12:56,704 --> 00:12:57,837
- Mm.
- And that's a good thing.
357
00:12:57,939 --> 00:12:59,605
[Laughs] Why, thank you.
358
00:12:59,674 --> 00:13:02,608
You know, our secret recipe is,
uh, a secret.
359
00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:04,744
You can't handle the truth!
360
00:13:06,748 --> 00:13:08,681
That was a good one. T-That's good.
361
00:13:08,783 --> 00:13:10,416
Louis, tell us...
362
00:13:10,518 --> 00:13:12,952
How do you win a piece
of hardware like that?
363
00:13:13,054 --> 00:13:14,220
Yeah. [Chuckles]
364
00:13:14,288 --> 00:13:16,022
Well, you know,
I certainly didn't do it alone.
365
00:13:16,124 --> 00:13:17,556
- Mm.
- Yeah, there's a lot of people
366
00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:20,126
who contributed... My boys, neighbors,
367
00:13:20,228 --> 00:13:22,828
my friend Marvin, my hardworking staff,
368
00:13:22,897 --> 00:13:24,230
uh, and, of course...
369
00:13:24,298 --> 00:13:27,366
And I really want to be
clear when I say this...
370
00:13:27,435 --> 00:13:29,969
The person who deserves the most credit
371
00:13:30,038 --> 00:13:30,770
is my...
372
00:13:30,872 --> 00:13:32,338
Reporter: Breaking news.
373
00:13:32,407 --> 00:13:35,041
Interstate 4 has been
brought to a standstill
374
00:13:35,109 --> 00:13:37,009
by a group of armadillos...
375
00:13:37,078 --> 00:13:40,012
Or, as they are officially called,
a fez.
376
00:13:40,114 --> 00:13:41,380
Armadillos?!
377
00:13:41,482 --> 00:13:44,016
Why has traffic stopped for armadillos,
you may ask?
378
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,118
One of them is in labor.
379
00:13:46,187 --> 00:13:48,421
We will bring you
'round-the-clock coverage
380
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,623
until the little miracles join our town.
381
00:13:50,725 --> 00:13:51,957
[Telephone rings]
382
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:53,526
Jessica: [Monotone] Leave a message.
[Beep]
383
00:13:53,628 --> 00:13:54,794
Deidre: Hi, Louis.
384
00:13:54,862 --> 00:13:56,228
You probably won't get this till later
385
00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:59,498
'cause you're on TV right
now and doing a great job!
386
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,367
[Sadly] Hey, Jessica.
387
00:14:01,469 --> 00:14:03,335
How you doing?
388
00:14:03,404 --> 00:14:05,471
How you holding up?
389
00:14:05,573 --> 00:14:06,772
Yeeeeah. [Beep]
390
00:14:12,316 --> 00:14:13,249
Is Louis here?
391
00:14:13,317 --> 00:14:14,350
I can't say that he is.
392
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,352
I thought he might be,
since, apparently,
393
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,387
you're the only person
on his mind lately.
394
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,322
[Chuckles] He can't stop thanking you!
395
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,690
By name.
396
00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:22,725
Twice.
397
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,693
Well, it's nice to be appreciated.
398
00:14:24,762 --> 00:14:26,762
Honey's out of town,
so it is a little lonely.
399
00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:28,898
You know, it's funny...
When I was in the service,
400
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,367
I would've given anything
for some alone time.
401
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:32,501
They used to stack us...
402
00:14:32,537 --> 00:14:36,438
If you see Louis,
please give him this face.
403
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:40,276
He'll know what it means.
404
00:14:43,281 --> 00:14:45,080
Coast is clear, buddy. [Laughs]
405
00:14:45,149 --> 00:14:46,582
Ohh. Thanks, Marvin.
406
00:14:46,617 --> 00:14:47,750
I just needed some time to regroup
407
00:14:47,819 --> 00:14:48,951
after what happened this morning.
408
00:14:49,053 --> 00:14:50,853
Did you notice the phrasing that I used?
409
00:14:50,955 --> 00:14:52,087
I didn't lie.
410
00:14:52,156 --> 00:14:54,061
I said I couldn't say where you were.
411
00:14:54,192 --> 00:14:55,991
That's a skill that comes with age.
412
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,560
I'm like the cognac of men.
413
00:14:57,595 --> 00:14:59,695
I can't believe I didn't
thank Jessica again.
414
00:14:59,764 --> 00:15:03,099
Oh. Speaking of,
she wanted me to give you a message.
415
00:15:05,803 --> 00:15:06,702
[Sighs]
416
00:15:06,771 --> 00:15:08,270
The neutral face of displeasure.
417
00:15:08,339 --> 00:15:09,839
I need a plan, bro.
418
00:15:09,907 --> 00:15:12,007
Well, just buy her some flowers.
419
00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:13,442
She hates flowers. They die.
420
00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:14,477
Candy, then.
421
00:15:14,545 --> 00:15:16,245
Also not a fan... Bad for her teeth.
422
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,414
Then you got to bring out
the big guns... jewelry.
423
00:15:18,483 --> 00:15:20,721
Something in the shape
of a heart or a swan.
424
00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:23,319
Jessica hates when I spend
money on expensive gifts.
425
00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:25,221
Blow her a tune on the tin sandwich?
426
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:27,323
No good. Harmonicas remind her of hobos.
427
00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:29,959
[Chuckles] I'm starting to
think I'm not your guy, here.
428
00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:32,128
You know, you need to talk to
someone who really knows her.
429
00:15:33,831 --> 00:15:36,399
Marvin. You're a genius.
430
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,000
[Chuckles]
431
00:15:38,102 --> 00:15:39,368
[Chuckles]
432
00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:43,339
[Plays tune]
433
00:15:49,213 --> 00:15:51,080
"Moses Mendelssohn, the grandfather
434
00:15:51,182 --> 00:15:53,215
of the well-known German composer,
435
00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:54,917
was far from being handsome."
436
00:15:54,986 --> 00:15:57,453
[Tapping]
437
00:15:57,522 --> 00:15:58,621
[Groans]
438
00:15:58,656 --> 00:16:02,058
If this is Eddie mooning me again...
439
00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:03,826
Can you guys wait a moment?
440
00:16:06,097 --> 00:16:06,929
Dad?
441
00:16:06,998 --> 00:16:08,631
Evan, I need your help.
442
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:10,266
I'm...
kind of in the middle of something.
443
00:16:10,368 --> 00:16:11,400
[Whispering] It's for Mom.
444
00:16:11,502 --> 00:16:13,269
Tell me what you need.
445
00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:21,077
Looking good, Brian. I love those cuffs.
446
00:16:21,112 --> 00:16:23,012
Thanks. I just got to make
them my own, you know?
447
00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:24,714
Don't you love how
free your calves feel?
448
00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:26,015
I love it so much.
449
00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:27,850
I can't believe I've been
living this long and...
450
00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:29,785
Hey, guys.
451
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,921
I was at the mall last night
buying some new movie posters
452
00:16:32,023 --> 00:16:34,357
at the Suncoast and saw these bad boys.
453
00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:36,792
Figured I'd pick myself up a pair.
454
00:16:36,894 --> 00:16:38,794
Pretty cool, right?
455
00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:43,933
Thanks for the inspiration, you two.
456
00:16:55,313 --> 00:16:57,046
Pants are mandatory in class!
457
00:16:57,148 --> 00:16:58,881
Then send me home.
458
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:02,685
[Knock on door]
459
00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:06,722
Jessica Huang?
460
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,090
What are you doing?
461
00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:09,659
Right this way.
462
00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:21,137
Grape or apple?
463
00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:22,772
Why are you offering me juice?
464
00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:24,907
Apple. Excellent choice.
465
00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:26,976
Rene Russo ordered the same thing.
466
00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:36,852
That's better.
467
00:17:36,921 --> 00:17:39,755
Welcome to the Best of Orlando Awards,
468
00:17:39,824 --> 00:17:41,323
Huang House edition.
469
00:17:41,392 --> 00:17:44,927
I see there are some very pretty
mommies in the crowd tonight.
470
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:49,198
Moving on. [Chuckles nervously]
471
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,666
Please put your hands together
472
00:17:50,768 --> 00:17:54,570
for Orlando's Small
Businessman of the Year,
473
00:17:54,639 --> 00:17:57,139
Louis Huang!
474
00:17:58,409 --> 00:17:59,542
Oh. [Chuckles]
475
00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:01,043
Congratulations, sir.
476
00:18:01,112 --> 00:18:02,578
It's not every day a family...
477
00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:05,381
Okay, buddy, it's Dad's turn now.
478
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:08,651
Wow, uh, this is really incredible.
479
00:18:08,753 --> 00:18:10,686
A lot of people contributed to this...
480
00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:13,089
My boys, neighbors, Marv...
481
00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:14,890
U-uh, n-neighbors,
482
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:17,226
my hardworking staff.
483
00:18:17,328 --> 00:18:19,895
But the one who deserves
the most credit,
484
00:18:19,964 --> 00:18:22,198
is my beautiful wife, Jessica.
485
00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,900
She's the one who never gets thanked,
486
00:18:24,969 --> 00:18:27,803
the unsung hero of all our success.
487
00:18:27,872 --> 00:18:29,271
If it wasn't for everything she does,
488
00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:31,407
there would never be
a Cattleman's Ranch,
489
00:18:31,476 --> 00:18:33,609
let alone an award for me to accept.
490
00:18:33,644 --> 00:18:36,045
Now, I know most of you are here tonight
491
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:38,948
because she forced you
into coming by sheer will.
492
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,650
Maybe you're annoyed by it.
You probably are.
493
00:18:41,719 --> 00:18:44,453
But the thing is,
she does it out of love.
494
00:18:44,522 --> 00:18:48,691
And I stand here not only
as a result of that love,
495
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,226
but in awe of it.
496
00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:51,861
[Inhales deeply]
497
00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:55,197
That's why I cannot
accept this award tonight.
498
00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:56,766
[Gasps]
499
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:59,869
Because it only has my name on it
500
00:18:59,937 --> 00:19:01,804
when it should have hers, too.
501
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:07,209
She is the best of Orlando.
502
00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:12,081
[Voice breaking] Thank you.
503
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,850
Sometimes,
things like that are just nice to hear.
504
00:19:15,953 --> 00:19:17,553
That was a beautiful speech.
505
00:19:17,622 --> 00:19:20,289
I just wish I could've said
it in front of everyone.
506
00:19:20,358 --> 00:19:23,793
It means more in front
of an audience of one.
507
00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:28,764
Did you hear all of that, Aunt Connie?
508
00:19:28,866 --> 00:19:29,899
Connie: Mm-hmm.
509
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:32,535
They're kissing now.
510
00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:34,303
Movie-style.
511
00:19:34,405 --> 00:19:35,612
That's inappropriate.
512
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,445
_
513
00:19:38,672 --> 00:19:41,110
Grandma,
I know we pre-negotiated your cut,
514
00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:44,313
but, in light of current events,
can you take less?
515
00:19:44,556 --> 00:19:47,208
_
516
00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:50,419
After subtracting Grandma's cut,
the cost of fabric
517
00:19:50,521 --> 00:19:53,622
and Blow Pops,
how much money did we make?
518
00:19:54,525 --> 00:19:56,091
$3.89.
519
00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:57,760
So we broke exactly even.
520
00:19:57,862 --> 00:19:59,628
And we're down a yellow Starburst.
521
00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:02,998
I guess in the world of fashion,
trends can change fast.
522
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:04,934
It's a tough lesson to learn.
523
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:06,235
But in a way,
524
00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:08,470
isn't knowledge the most
valuable currency of all...
525
00:20:08,573 --> 00:20:09,305
No!
526
00:20:13,203 --> 00:20:16,952
And I stand here not only
as a result of that love,
527
00:20:17,038 --> 00:20:18,571
but in awe of it.
528
00:20:18,673 --> 00:20:21,140
That's why I cannot
accept this award tonight.
529
00:20:21,242 --> 00:20:22,275
[Gasps]
530
00:20:22,377 --> 00:20:24,343
Because this only has my name on it,
531
00:20:24,446 --> 00:20:27,080
when it should have hers, too.
532
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,415
She's the best of Orlando.
533
00:20:29,484 --> 00:20:31,651
I'm the best of Orlando, Deidre!
534
00:20:31,753 --> 00:20:33,453
Sorry I didn't return your calls,
535
00:20:33,521 --> 00:20:37,557
but, to answer your question,
I'm doing great.
536
00:20:37,659 --> 00:20:40,493
Yeeeeeeeah.
537
00:20:40,595 --> 00:20:41,627
Yeeeeah.
538
00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:43,162
Yeah.
539
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,766
[Sighs]
540
00:20:46,868 --> 00:20:49,435
Did you notice the phrasing I
used when we were back at home?
541
00:20:49,537 --> 00:20:50,803
I didn't lie.
542
00:20:50,872 --> 00:20:54,340
I said, "It means more in
front of an audience of one."
543
00:20:54,442 --> 00:20:56,409
There are 26 more ones.
544
00:20:56,511 --> 00:20:58,411
You didn't lie.
545
00:20:58,669 --> 00:21:00,779
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