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Mail's here. Let's see.
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Mom, you got a new "Zoobook."
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Ooh, it's the penguin one. [Chuckles]
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Looks like you boys got a package.
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It's from cousin Hennessy in Taiwan!
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Whoa! It's a Tamagotchi!
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A Tama-what?
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Tamagotchi! It's a virtual pet.
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They're the biggest toy in Japan.
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They aren't even out in America yet.
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Look. He wrote us a note.
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"Hope you can take better
care of this than I could.
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Good luck.
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You're going to need it."
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That sounds like a warning.
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Or a cute alert.
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Look at it! Look how cute it is!
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Last but not least,
there's one for you, Jessica.
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Uh-oh.
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Notice for jury duty.
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[Grandma Huang gasps]
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S03E07
The Taming of the Dads
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Fresh off the boat
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I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go
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If you don't know,
homey, now you know
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Fresh off the boat
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Homey,
you don't know where I come from
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But I know where I'm goin'
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I'm fresh off the boat
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sync and corrected by ninh
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I don't understand.
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I've never had to do jury duty before.
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How did they find me?
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Probably because you
applied for citizenship
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after your green card expired.
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You're in the system now.
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Well, I disagree.
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Doing jury duty is something
every American should do.
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We should give our Tamagotchi a name
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that honors the American justice system.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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- Jerry Orbach!
- Jerry Orbach!
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["Law & Order" notes play]
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Evan, can I borrow your Discman?
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I got spaghetti sauce in mine.
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My Discman is just for classical music
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and audio books, not...
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...Too "Dollar Sign" Hort.
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It's Too $hort, Evan.
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Too $hort.
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By the way, happy anniversary, Eddie.
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I can't believe you and Allison
have been dating for a year.
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- Thanks, man!
- What kind of gift did you get her?
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We don't get each other gifts.
We're beyond that.
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Happy anniversary, Eddie!
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You got me a Flavor Flav necklace?
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I made it, and it's not just a necklace.
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Open it.
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It's a clocket. [locket]
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I blew up that picture from
our day at the carnival.
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Thanks, Allison.
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That's dope.
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Um, I got you something, too.
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Is that a girl's butt?
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Yeah.
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In a martini glass,
so you know it's classy.
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This is already open!
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[Scoffs] Okay, fine.
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I thought we said
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that we weren't going
to get each other gifts.
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- We never said that.
- Didn't we, though?
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[Sighs] I'm sorry.
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Let me make it up to you.
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How about we got to
the mall this weekend?
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We always go to the mall.
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I want to do something special.
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Let's go see "Romeo and Juliet."
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It's a hip,
modern remake of Shakespeare's classic
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set in the town of Verona Beach.
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And it has Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Oh, Leo DiCaprio -- he's got star power.
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- Get out of here, Dave.
- Sure thing.
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There's showings at 7:00 and 9:30,
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and we're splitting a box of Goobers.
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[Sneezes]
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[Yawns]
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Smells like sadness.
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[Sighs]
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Welcome to Orlando Superior Court.
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Some of you will have the good
fortune of serving on our jury,
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but first, I am legally
required to play you this video.
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[Patriotic music plays]
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Hello. I'm Gail O'Grady.
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Most of you know meas Donna Abandando,
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the brassy squad secretaryon
"NYPD Blue."
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But today,
I playan even more important role --
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welcoming you to jury duty.
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Hello?
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It's for you.
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Justice is calling.
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[Sighs heavily]
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You want a tip?
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When the lawyers ask you questions,
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just, uh,
say that you watch a lot of crime shows
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like "L.A. Law."
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They'll think you're a real know-it-all
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who won't convict anybody
without DNA evidence,
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and then the lawyers
will just send you home.
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According to this,
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the Tamagotchi will beep
when it needs attention,
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at which point, its owner should
press a button to feed it,
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play with it, or clean up its poop.
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It poops?
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Little black dots with stink lines.
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Mm-hmm.
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If you don't clean them up,
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the Tamagotchi will get sick and die.
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Raising Jerry's gonna be a lot of work.
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We'll do it together.
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We'll be the best moms since Mom.
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Some days you're the dog.
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Some days you're the hydrant.
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What's wrong?
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Allison's making us see the new
"Romeo and Juliet" movie.
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Doesn't she know that
"Space Jam" just came out?
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Allison likes Shakespeare? [Chuckles]
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But soft,
what light through yonder breaks?
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[Romantic music plays]
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It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
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Dad,
that's the whitest you've ever sounded.
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It's Shakespeare, Eddie.
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It's poetry.
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You know what's poetry?
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Michael Jordan teaming up with
Bugs Bunny to save the universe.
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If Allison wants to see
"Romeo and Juliet,"
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you should suck it up and go.
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When you care about someone,
you have to make sacrifices.
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I guess.
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Tell you what,
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I'll give you and Allison
a ride to the movie.
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Seriously?
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Yeah.
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Think of me as your coachman,
spiriting you and your beloved
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through the ivory gates of Verona.
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I don't understand a word of that,
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but thanks for the ride.
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["Law & Order" notes play]
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Ma'am,
you said that serving on this jury
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would cause undue hardship.
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Can you elaborate?
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I can't be away from home all day
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because I have to feed my lizards,
Thelma and Louise.
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Very well. You're dismissed.
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[Sighs]
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[Sighs]
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Jessica Hu-wang?
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Huang.
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Thank you for joining us today.
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Is there any reason why you can't be
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a fair and unbiased juror?
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Yes.
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Because "L.A. Law."
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Excuse me?
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It's my favorite show.
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Is that so?
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Who's your favorite character?
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Mine's Victor Sifuentes.
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I've always fashioned myself
a young Corbin Bernsen.
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He's so kind to his chubby assistant.
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Excuse me,
but I'm not going to let you two
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prattle on about "L.A. Law".
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And not mention Benny.
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- Benny!
- I love Benny.
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[Laughter]
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Mrs. Hoo-ang,
you sound just like the type of person
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we're looking for.
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Welcome to jury duty.
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[Sighs]
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Great advice, "L.A. Law."
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Thanks to you,
I'm stuck doing jury duty.
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Hey, you never take a swing,
you never hit a home run, right?
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You know, I used to hate jury duty, too.
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Then, I accidentally spit my
chewing gum on the sidewalk
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during a trip to Singapore.
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They caned my fanny until
it was red as an apple.
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After that,
I had a whole new appreciation
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for the American legal system.
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[All murmuring]
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Oh, uh,
they left us an information sheet.
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According to this,
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we are supposed to
elect a jury foreperson.
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Foreperson -- what's that?
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Oh, a foreperson takes attendance,
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they preside over deliberations,
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and they speak on behalf of
the jury in the courtroom.
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It's sort of like the boss of the jury.
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Jury Boss.
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I would like to volunteer.
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I nominate Harvey.
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Well, I don't know you from Adam,
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but you seem like a nice fella
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and I like the shape of your head.
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All in favor?
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Aye.
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[Chuckles] Aw, shucks, guys.
Thanks, everyone.
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Yay! Congratulations, man.
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Thank you so much.
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Hi, boys.
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Oh, my God! Who's this little munchkin?
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Evan: That's Jerry. He's our Tamagotchi.
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I read about these in my anime magazine.
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I see Jerry has already
reached his Marutchi phase,
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having evolved from a Babytchi.
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They grow up so fast, don't they?
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Aww. I know.
[Tamagotchi beeps]
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[Gasps] He made a boom-boom!
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Aww! Aww!
Aww! Aww!
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Reporter:
It's really gonna bebeautiful...
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You should see the people on this jury,
Louis.
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They're the only thing
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keeping a criminal from
walking the streets,
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and they spend 25 minutes
trying to figure out
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how to open up a window.
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I can't believe I wasn't
picked for Jury Boss.
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I thought you didn't
want to do jury duty.
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Now you want more responsibility?
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If I'm going to be stuck on a jury,
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I want to be in charge, not Harvey.
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He looks like a giant baby with a beard.
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Hark!
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Is this a fly gentleman I see before me?
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I can't believe I have to sit
through a whole movie of that.
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Well, knock it all you want, Eddie,
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but the ladies love Shakespeare.
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Just ask your mother.
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[Chuckles] [Door opens]
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Your chariot awaits, my liege.
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- Huh?
- Let's go.
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Honk the horn.
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- Are you a goose?
- What?
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Geese honk.
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Gentlemen go to the door.
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[Sighs]
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[Knock on door]
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Nice house.
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- Hi, Eddie. Hi, Mr. Huang.
- Hi, Allison.
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Hi there, Eddie.
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You must be Eddie's dad. Hi. Gary Olsen.
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Hi. I'm Louis.
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I just wanted to introduce myself
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and let you know your daughter
will be in good hands.
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We're going to see the new
"Romeo and Juliet" movie.
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Really?
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I hear that's a hip, modern remake
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set in the town of Verona Beach?
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[Laughs] Are you a Shakespeare fan,
Gary?
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Been a Bardhead since college.
264
00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,420
Me, too, Brute!
265
00:09:14,489 --> 00:09:16,089
[Laughs]
266
00:09:16,157 --> 00:09:18,157
Hey,
since I'm driving the kids to the movie,
267
00:09:18,226 --> 00:09:19,892
why don't you come along?
We'll all see it together.
268
00:09:19,961 --> 00:09:21,127
Uh, Dad...
269
00:09:21,196 --> 00:09:23,696
Really? No. I'd hate to impose.
270
00:09:23,765 --> 00:09:26,933
What fates impose,
that men must needs abide --
271
00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:30,016
Both: It boots not to
resist both wind and tide.
272
00:09:30,164 --> 00:09:31,441
I'll get my coat.
273
00:09:35,376 --> 00:09:37,710
[Tamagotchi beeping]
274
00:09:37,779 --> 00:09:38,911
[Beeping stops]
275
00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,281
[Tamagotchi beeping]
276
00:09:42,350 --> 00:09:43,483
[Beeping stops]
277
00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:46,085
[Tamagotchi beeping] [Sighs]
278
00:09:46,154 --> 00:09:48,788
I've read the same
sentence like 20 times.
279
00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:51,924
Am I ever gonna find out
where the red fern grows?
280
00:09:51,993 --> 00:09:52,992
Let's take turns.
281
00:09:53,061 --> 00:09:54,660
We'll watch Jerry in 30-minute shifts
282
00:09:54,729 --> 00:09:56,429
so the other person can concentrate
283
00:09:56,531 --> 00:09:57,930
on finishing their homework.
284
00:09:57,999 --> 00:09:59,198
That's a great idea.
285
00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:00,967
What do you think, Jerry?
286
00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:02,468
Is that a good idea?
287
00:10:02,739 --> 00:10:04,512
[Tamagotchi beeping] I'll
take that poop as a yes.
288
00:10:05,273 --> 00:10:08,441
Benvolio: Tybalt hath sent a
letter to his father's house.
289
00:10:08,510 --> 00:10:10,343
Mercutio: A challenge on my life.
290
00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:12,645
Louis: Mercutio,
thou oughtn't go in there!
291
00:10:12,714 --> 00:10:15,014
It's a trap, me thinks!
292
00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,482
[Both laugh]
293
00:10:16,551 --> 00:10:18,818
[Whispering] Can I have some Goobers?
294
00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:21,454
[Whispering] Our dads...
Our dads took them.
295
00:10:22,087 --> 00:10:23,623
Hey, Gary, Goober me.
296
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,791
Oh, yeah.
297
00:10:24,893 --> 00:10:26,425
Oh, wait. Let me mix it in.
298
00:10:26,494 --> 00:10:27,727
Mix it up. [Laughs]
299
00:10:27,829 --> 00:10:29,762
[Chatter]
300
00:10:30,398 --> 00:10:31,564
Call to order.
301
00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:35,134
Case number 25772,
State of Florida versus Samuel Seaver,
302
00:10:35,203 --> 00:10:38,638
charged with eight counts of
arson in the second degree.
303
00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:41,874
But first,
I have an important matter to discuss.
304
00:10:41,910 --> 00:10:45,244
It's come to my attention
that a note was distributed
305
00:10:45,313 --> 00:10:48,084
amongst the jury, along with a gift.
306
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,248
Bailiff Dan.
307
00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,520
"We need a new Jury Boss.
308
00:10:54,622 --> 00:10:57,596
Harvey is weak. Here's a gift."
309
00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:01,194
Normally, I would send all of
you home and seat new jury,
310
00:11:01,262 --> 00:11:02,995
but I'm planning to run for office
311
00:11:03,064 --> 00:11:05,598
and I don't want to cost the
taxpayers any more money.
312
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:08,167
Any attempt to bribe your fellow juror
313
00:11:08,236 --> 00:11:11,137
will result in all of you
being held in contempt!
314
00:11:12,055 --> 00:11:14,907
Bailiff, please collect the bribes.
315
00:11:22,617 --> 00:11:25,484
Harvey ate my orange.
316
00:11:25,587 --> 00:11:26,886
No.
317
00:11:30,128 --> 00:11:32,124
So, did you like the movie?
318
00:11:32,193 --> 00:11:33,993
The gangsters were a'ight,
but most of the time,
319
00:11:34,095 --> 00:11:35,867
I had no idea what was happening.
320
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:37,730
Well, I liked it.
321
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,247
In fact, it might be my
favorite movie of all time.
322
00:11:42,332 --> 00:11:44,103
E-Eddie, do you ever get bored?
323
00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:46,237
I'm bored now, thanks to this homework.
324
00:11:46,395 --> 00:11:48,507
No. I mean bored with us.
325
00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:49,909
Us? What are you talking about?
326
00:11:49,978 --> 00:11:51,177
[Doorbell rings]
327
00:11:51,246 --> 00:11:54,647
My dad's not supposed to
pick me up for another hour.
328
00:11:55,861 --> 00:11:56,549
Louis.
329
00:11:56,618 --> 00:11:57,984
Thought I'd come by a little early.
330
00:11:58,052 --> 00:12:01,220
You mentioned you knew your
way around the old six-string.
331
00:12:01,289 --> 00:12:03,589
Any chance you'd be up for a jam sesh?
332
00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:06,025
If you
333
00:12:06,127 --> 00:12:07,994
Like to tell me maybe
334
00:12:08,096 --> 00:12:09,462
Just go ahead now
335
00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:10,630
If you
336
00:12:10,698 --> 00:12:12,598
Want to buy me flowers
337
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,233
Just go ahead now
338
00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:18,437
Yeah! [Vocalizing]
339
00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:22,308
[Both scatting]
340
00:12:23,631 --> 00:12:25,845
[Tamagotchi beeping]
341
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,583
Evan, feed Jerry.
342
00:12:30,685 --> 00:12:32,852
I just did. It's your turn.
343
00:12:32,954 --> 00:12:34,487
[Beeping continues]
344
00:12:34,589 --> 00:12:35,721
[Pounding on wall]
345
00:12:35,801 --> 00:12:37,911
_
346
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,759
Ugh!
347
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:42,929
At least someone will
be rested tomorrow.
348
00:12:44,332 --> 00:12:45,364
[Tamagotchi beeps]
349
00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:46,966
Evan, that's my calculator.
350
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,768
[Beeping continues]
351
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,303
[Dialing]
352
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,104
[Ringing]
353
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,340
- Hello?
- Hey, it's me.
354
00:12:54,409 --> 00:12:55,675
Hey, I'm glad you called.
355
00:12:55,743 --> 00:12:56,776
We need to talk.
356
00:12:56,878 --> 00:12:57,910
Oh.
357
00:12:57,946 --> 00:12:59,445
Eddie, you know I think you're great,
358
00:12:59,514 --> 00:13:01,647
and going out with you this past year
359
00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:03,516
has been really, really cool,
360
00:13:03,618 --> 00:13:05,918
but lately, things have felt...
361
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:07,019
different.
362
00:13:07,055 --> 00:13:08,854
It's like somewhere along the line,
363
00:13:08,923 --> 00:13:10,156
we stopped having fun.
364
00:13:10,258 --> 00:13:12,024
That's not how it should be.
365
00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:13,726
I mean, look at our dads.
366
00:13:13,828 --> 00:13:14,760
Our dads?
367
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,562
Do you see how much fun they have?
368
00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:19,165
It reminded me of how
it used to be with us,
369
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,534
back when things were new and exciting.
370
00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:23,936
Face it, Eddie, we've fallen into a rut.
371
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:26,595
Is it a rut? Or a groove?
372
00:13:26,846 --> 00:13:28,441
I think we need to take a break.
373
00:13:28,548 --> 00:13:30,076
A break? Allison, I... [Click]
374
00:13:30,178 --> 00:13:31,777
Hey, guys, uh, sorry to interrupt,
375
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,079
but are you almost done?
376
00:13:33,181 --> 00:13:35,247
I was hoping Allison could put Gary on.
377
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:37,091
Sorry, Eddie.
378
00:13:37,193 --> 00:13:38,192
Dad!
379
00:13:38,294 --> 00:13:39,527
[Click] Hello?
380
00:13:39,629 --> 00:13:42,263
Hey, man, I picked up the guitar tab for
"Sultans of Swing."
381
00:13:42,365 --> 00:13:43,931
Yes, you did!
382
00:13:44,025 --> 00:13:46,167
[Laughs]
383
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,429
[Sighs]
384
00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:58,267
Well, those are some
interesting closing arguments,
385
00:13:58,302 --> 00:14:01,337
but given the witnesses who saw
the defendant light the fire
386
00:14:01,372 --> 00:14:04,240
and the footage of him dancing
around the flames afterwards,
387
00:14:04,275 --> 00:14:06,442
I'd say this is a pretty
open-and-shut case.
388
00:14:06,544 --> 00:14:07,743
So, unless there are any questions,
389
00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:09,011
I reckon we can just go ahead and vote.
390
00:14:09,113 --> 00:14:10,680
I have a question.
391
00:14:11,969 --> 00:14:14,183
Why wasn't I made Jury Boss?
392
00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:18,929
Louis: Uh, great news.
393
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,064
The community theatre's
394
00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,891
doing Shakespeare in
the Park this weekend.
395
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:23,726
Hope you and Allison
don't have any plans.
396
00:14:23,795 --> 00:14:26,228
- We'll bring Gary.
- Yeah. That's not gonna happen.
397
00:14:27,231 --> 00:14:28,973
Me and Allison are taking a break.
398
00:14:29,008 --> 00:14:31,867
What? Since when?
I thought you guys were solid.
399
00:14:31,936 --> 00:14:33,402
It's like she got sick of me.
400
00:14:33,471 --> 00:14:34,845
She said we were in a rut.
401
00:14:34,914 --> 00:14:37,406
A rut? Or a groove?
402
00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:39,642
That's what I said,
but she wasn't hearing it.
403
00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:42,344
She said that you and Gary had more fun.
404
00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:43,846
Maybe she has a point.
405
00:14:43,915 --> 00:14:45,881
If our dads get along better than we do,
406
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:47,349
what does that say about us?
407
00:14:51,222 --> 00:14:53,089
Jessica: Because at the end of the day,
408
00:14:53,157 --> 00:14:56,192
this is about getting to the truth!
409
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:59,962
Harvey claims that he visited Singapore,
410
00:14:59,997 --> 00:15:02,231
yet today, he had a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich,
411
00:15:02,266 --> 00:15:05,367
even though there's a perfectly
good noodle shop next door.
412
00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:07,770
My wife packed me a sandwich.
413
00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:09,538
Alleged wife.
414
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:10,940
[Sighs]
415
00:15:11,008 --> 00:15:13,409
This isn't personal.
416
00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:15,377
I like Harvey.
417
00:15:16,008 --> 00:15:19,982
But is he really Jury Boss material?
418
00:15:21,986 --> 00:15:23,986
So tense.
419
00:15:24,088 --> 00:15:25,087
Too tense?
420
00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:27,056
I mean, you decide.
421
00:15:27,158 --> 00:15:28,858
Oh, for God's sake!
422
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,459
It's been hours!
423
00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:32,528
Don't you see what's happening?
424
00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:35,397
She's holding us hostage!
425
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:37,833
Aah!
426
00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:41,178
Why won't these windows open?!
427
00:15:41,247 --> 00:15:42,246
O-Okay, okay.
428
00:15:42,315 --> 00:15:44,974
Uh, Jessica, may I have a word? Please?
429
00:15:46,043 --> 00:15:47,952
If we let you be jury foreperson,
430
00:15:48,054 --> 00:15:50,654
will you just cast your
vote so we can go home?
431
00:15:50,723 --> 00:15:54,425
It would be my first act as Jury Boss.
432
00:15:54,494 --> 00:15:56,260
Harvey: Okay, so, when the judge asks,
433
00:15:56,329 --> 00:15:59,330
you just read the verdict,
and then we can all go.
434
00:15:59,365 --> 00:16:02,099
Thank you, Jury Minion.
435
00:16:02,812 --> 00:16:04,201
Dan: All rise!
436
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,705
You may be seated.
437
00:16:08,774 --> 00:16:11,075
I understand the jury
has reached a verdict?
438
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,510
Why isn't Harvey sitting in the...
439
00:16:12,578 --> 00:16:14,145
Harvey had a scratchy throat,
440
00:16:14,213 --> 00:16:16,780
so I'm filling in as Madame Foreperson.
441
00:16:17,783 --> 00:16:19,216
Very well.
442
00:16:19,252 --> 00:16:21,877
Would our new foreperson please
read the verdict to the court?
443
00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:24,588
Yes, Your Honor.
444
00:16:27,051 --> 00:16:31,362
We, the jury, find the defendant...
445
00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:32,530
guilty.
446
00:16:32,623 --> 00:16:33,489
[Spectators murmur]
447
00:16:33,591 --> 00:16:35,966
Stop burning things, you weirdo.
448
00:16:36,035 --> 00:16:38,369
I hated you the moment I saw you.
449
00:16:38,437 --> 00:16:40,337
That's a mistrial.
450
00:16:40,439 --> 00:16:42,039
[Spectators murmur] What?
451
00:16:42,074 --> 00:16:43,774
He's obviously guilty!
452
00:16:43,876 --> 00:16:46,210
Look at him! Look at his face!
453
00:16:46,312 --> 00:16:48,245
Innocent people don't
have hair like that!
454
00:16:53,249 --> 00:16:54,185
Louis!
455
00:16:54,287 --> 00:16:56,120
I was just about to call you.
456
00:16:56,222 --> 00:16:58,789
Any interest in going to Medieval Times
457
00:16:58,824 --> 00:17:01,692
and ordering drumsticks
in iambic pentameter?
458
00:17:01,794 --> 00:17:03,661
[In iambic pentameter]
That sounds so great to me.
459
00:17:03,729 --> 00:17:05,196
[Chuckles] [Normal voice] But I can't.
460
00:17:05,386 --> 00:17:06,864
Not today.
461
00:17:06,966 --> 00:17:08,666
Not ever.
462
00:17:08,734 --> 00:17:10,734
It's because of Eddie and Allison,
isn't it?
463
00:17:10,803 --> 00:17:12,736
Darn it! I knew something was up.
464
00:17:12,805 --> 00:17:14,838
I haven't seen Allison this upset
465
00:17:14,907 --> 00:17:17,308
since those wildebeests trampled Mufasa.
466
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:18,809
It's because of us, Gary.
467
00:17:18,911 --> 00:17:21,178
For whatever reason, our connection
468
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,981
has caused Eddie and
Allison to doubt theirs.
469
00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:26,083
We're tearing our houses apart,
470
00:17:26,152 --> 00:17:28,485
just like the Montagues and Capulets.
471
00:17:28,546 --> 00:17:29,284
Are you saying...
472
00:17:29,377 --> 00:17:31,155
I'm afraid we can't be friends anymore.
473
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,424
That really is too bad.
474
00:17:34,284 --> 00:17:36,493
I liked having such a cool friend.
475
00:17:36,596 --> 00:17:38,004
Me, too.
476
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,497
But when you care about someone,
477
00:17:40,566 --> 00:17:42,433
you have to make sacrifices.
478
00:17:45,471 --> 00:17:47,605
Shakespeare invented this, you know?
479
00:17:47,673 --> 00:17:49,440
He called it "the hand hug."
480
00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:51,275
Because men couldn't hug back then.
481
00:17:51,377 --> 00:17:52,276
Right.
482
00:17:52,345 --> 00:17:54,111
Because men couldn't hug.
483
00:17:57,345 --> 00:17:59,917
I can't believe I slept
through Roman numerals.
484
00:17:59,986 --> 00:18:02,219
Now I'm never gonna know
what Super Bowl it is.
485
00:18:02,321 --> 00:18:04,121
You're tired?
486
00:18:04,223 --> 00:18:05,222
In Karate Club,
487
00:18:05,324 --> 00:18:06,757
I accidentally kicked a kid in the face.
488
00:18:06,826 --> 00:18:08,025
That's nice.
489
00:18:08,094 --> 00:18:10,461
I can't remember the last time
I had a chance to exercise.
490
00:18:10,529 --> 00:18:11,996
[Tamagotchi beeping] You have it easy.
491
00:18:12,098 --> 00:18:13,197
All you do is,
492
00:18:13,232 --> 00:18:14,431
you just ply Jerry with
food to keep him quiet.
493
00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,400
I feed him because he's hungry.
494
00:18:16,502 --> 00:18:18,235
All you do is play with him!
495
00:18:18,337 --> 00:18:19,603
I have to play with him.
496
00:18:19,705 --> 00:18:21,305
Otherwise, he'd be a fat blob.
497
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,307
- Don't you dare call Jerry fat!
- I didn't.
498
00:18:23,409 --> 00:18:24,842
You're putting words in my mouth,
499
00:18:24,944 --> 00:18:26,810
just like you put empty
calories in Jerry's.
500
00:18:26,879 --> 00:18:28,178
- You take that back!
- I will not!
501
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,146
[Tamagotchi beeps]
502
00:18:29,248 --> 00:18:31,242
[Tamagotchi flatlines]
503
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:33,183
Jerry?
504
00:18:36,413 --> 00:18:38,222
Having a snack?
505
00:18:38,324 --> 00:18:39,456
Why not?
506
00:18:39,492 --> 00:18:41,158
Now that I'm single,
I don't have to watch my figure.
507
00:18:41,227 --> 00:18:42,493
You were watching your figure?
508
00:18:42,595 --> 00:18:44,695
You know, your situation with Allison
509
00:18:44,730 --> 00:18:46,664
reminds me of an old love story.
510
00:18:46,699 --> 00:18:48,832
Dad, please, I do not want
to hear any more Shakespeare.
511
00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:50,176
I'm not talking about Shakespeare.
512
00:18:50,269 --> 00:18:52,169
I'm talking about when
I was dating your mom.
513
00:18:52,238 --> 00:18:54,038
I really wanted to impress her,
514
00:18:54,107 --> 00:18:56,713
so I used to serenade
her with my guitar.
515
00:18:56,884 --> 00:18:59,734
But after a while,
I could tell she was getting sick of it.
516
00:18:59,866 --> 00:19:01,479
[Chuckles] I know, crazy, right?
517
00:19:01,547 --> 00:19:03,247
So, I switched it up,
518
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,541
and I started reading
her Shakespeare instead.
519
00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:06,642
I kept it fresh,
520
00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:08,644
and that's what you
need to do with Allison.
521
00:19:08,746 --> 00:19:11,614
You have to show her things
can still be unexpected
522
00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:14,583
and spontaneous,
just like it was at the beginning.
523
00:19:14,685 --> 00:19:16,786
[Crunch]
524
00:19:17,997 --> 00:19:19,989
[Knock on door]
525
00:19:20,838 --> 00:19:21,390
Eddie?
526
00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:22,933
Allison,
there's something I have to tell you.
527
00:19:23,035 --> 00:19:24,668
I'm sorry I've been so boring lately.
528
00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:26,203
It's just you're so chill,
529
00:19:26,272 --> 00:19:28,439
and I feel like I can
be myself around you.
530
00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:31,063
And to be honest,
myself is a little lazy.
531
00:19:31,777 --> 00:19:33,410
So, I'm going to make more of an effort
532
00:19:33,513 --> 00:19:35,892
to show that I appreciate you,
because I do!
533
00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:37,114
Get your coat, girl.
534
00:19:37,216 --> 00:19:38,649
We're gonna go see "Romeo and Juliet."
535
00:19:38,751 --> 00:19:39,817
But we already saw it.
536
00:19:39,919 --> 00:19:41,385
I know! I'm being spontaneous!
537
00:19:41,487 --> 00:19:42,753
You're surprised, right?
538
00:19:42,822 --> 00:19:44,188
You didn't see that coming.
539
00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:45,656
[Chuckles]
540
00:19:49,128 --> 00:19:51,195
[ Intro to Spin Doctors'"Two Princes"
plays]
541
00:19:51,297 --> 00:19:52,796
Deejay: We've got a dedication
542
00:19:52,865 --> 00:19:54,932
going outto a special coachman.
543
00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:57,601
It says,"From a Capulet to a Montague,
544
00:19:57,703 --> 00:20:00,638
I'll never forgetwhen we were
'Two Princes'."
545
00:20:00,706 --> 00:20:03,274
One, two,princes kneel before you
546
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,376
That's what I said, now
547
00:20:05,478 --> 00:20:08,279
Princes, Princes who adore you
548
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:09,413
Just go ahead, now
549
00:20:09,515 --> 00:20:10,514
One has...
550
00:20:12,976 --> 00:20:17,311
[Somber music plays]
551
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:18,379
[Sighs]
552
00:20:18,481 --> 00:20:21,282
No parent should outlive
their Tamagotchi.
553
00:20:21,384 --> 00:20:23,284
It was only a few extra words.
554
00:20:23,386 --> 00:20:26,654
I don't understand why they
have to redo the whole trial.
555
00:20:26,756 --> 00:20:27,989
To be honest,
556
00:20:28,091 --> 00:20:30,157
I'm surprised you did jury
duty in the first place.
557
00:20:30,259 --> 00:20:31,292
What do you mean?
558
00:20:31,394 --> 00:20:33,354
You're not a citizen yet, Jessica.
559
00:20:33,796 --> 00:20:35,396
They must've sent you
the summons by accident.
560
00:20:35,498 --> 00:20:37,298
All you had to do was say
you're here on a green card,
561
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,275
and you could've gotten out of it.
562
00:20:39,525 --> 00:20:40,568
Ugh.
563
00:20:42,071 --> 00:20:44,305
Mom's really broken up about Jerry.
564
00:20:44,407 --> 00:20:45,740
I didn't even know she knew him.
565
00:20:45,842 --> 00:20:47,375
[Sighs]
566
00:20:47,477 --> 00:20:49,043
[Tamagotchi beeps faintly]
567
00:20:50,027 --> 00:20:51,765
Did you hear something?
568
00:20:52,448 --> 00:20:53,981
[Tamagotchi beeps]
569
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,084
No.
570
00:21:01,457 --> 00:21:02,456
[Tamagotchi beeps]
571
00:21:02,624 --> 00:21:06,410
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572
00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:11,010
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