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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
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You can't run from me any longer.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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I know you're in here, killer!
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[METAL SCRAPES]
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This is the end.
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I spent all this time looking for you,
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and you are behind this door.
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Now what?
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[GROANS]
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Still don't know who the killer is?
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No!
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I can't finish
"A Case of a Knife to the Brain"
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if I don't know who put
that knife in that brain.
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Sounds lik writer's block.
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How do you know that term?
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I had writer's block when I was drafting
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the new HOA regulations.
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I could not find a synonym for the word
"forbidden."
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"Banned."
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I went with "no-no."
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Had to dumb it down for Carol-Joan.
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That's true.
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[BLOWS]
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S04E08
The Vouch
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? Fresh off the boat ?
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? I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ?
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? If you don't know,
homey, now you know ?
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? Fresh off the boat ?
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? Homey,
you don't know where I come from ?
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? But I know where I'm goin' ?
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? I'm fresh off the boat ?
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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
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I've written myself into a corner,
Louis.
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- This crime is too perfect.
- I'm sure it's...
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If Jennifer Hong can't solve
these murders, then who can?
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She is the ultimate detective...
beautiful.
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Smart. Observant.
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Beautiful.
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Maybe you just need a break.
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When I was updating the
menus at Cattleman's,
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I got stuck on salads...
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Not to mention,
the coffee maker is broken!
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How am I supposed to
write without coffee?
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Mm, our friend the carrot
provides natural energy.
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Please,
do not push your vegetable agenda on me.
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And this coffee-maker
manual was no help!
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26 languages, and all it talks about
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is how to set the digital clock.
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The Mandarin was accurate, though.
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I know the writing's been hard,
but keep at it.
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You'll figure it out.
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What if I can't?
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Oh, you're being too hard on yourself.
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Don't be your own worst enemy.
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You're right.
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If Stephen King can trick
people into thinking
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a dog is interesting for 300 pages,
I can do this.
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? Do you really wanna
party with me? ?
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? Let me see just
what you got for me ?
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? Put all your hands
where my eyes can see ?
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? Straight buckwildin'
in the place to be ?
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? If you really
wanna party with me ?
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Now, that's how you break
down the apocalypse.
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May it never come so Busta
can keep rapping about it.
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I didn't even know he
put out a new record.
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That's what we got Eddie for.
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I may not be able to tell you
where Canada is on the map,
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but I can tell you the
current Hip-Hop 100.
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Uhp!
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Usher just went up a couple spots.
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Good for Ursh.
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Whose turn is it to load a new CD?
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- Man...
- But my feet.
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I literally just sat down.
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Well, it's not gonna be me.
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It's my room.
I stand up in it all the time.
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- Hey, hey!
- Our guy!
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What an entrance! Brian!
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Change the CD, will ya?
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- I got up to pee, not work.
- [GROANS]
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Gentlemen,
our prayers have been answered.
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EDDIE: 300 discs?
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We'll never have to get
up to change the CD again.
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We just press "shuffle,"
and it does all the work for us.
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- How much is it?
- $300.
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Only a dollar a disc.
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If we all go in,
it's just 60 bucks each.
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- All right.
- Yeah.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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Eddie, you sure you're good for it?
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[SCOFFS] Are you questioning my stacks?
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Yeah. I'm good for it.
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Hey, bros.
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Spot me 60 bucks real quick.
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Louis. I've got big news.
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Someone ordered the bison tartare.
I knew it.
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I knew if we just kept it on the menu,
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someone would eventually
have the courage to...
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No.
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Kenny Rogers is visiting
Cattleman's Ranch this week.
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Ohh.
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Don't you lie to me, Matthew Chestnut.
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Kenny always does two tours a year...
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One musical, one business.
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I mean, not that he has time
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to visit every one of his restaurants.
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Of course he can't visit them all.
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The man runs a culinary empire.
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Exactly. He's only got
time to visit a select few.
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Ones that he finds,
for whatever reason, "excitin'."
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That's even better than "exci-ting."
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That's cowboy joy.
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Whew! [LAUGHS]
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Oh, Emery.
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My son.
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So, when two leaders
meet for the first time,
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it is customary to have
an exchange of gifts.
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Which one do you like more?
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This boutique pen
featuring a covered wagon
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traveling across the American West.
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Or... an 8x10 sketch
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of a cow and chicken riding motorcycles?
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Well, it is kind of hard to wrap a pen
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without giving away what it is.
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[CHUCKLES] Not the way I wrap.
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I once wrapped a toaster
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that your mother thought
was diamond earrings.
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She was very disappointed.
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Do you want me to say the pen?
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My son! Mm.
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[SCOOTER APPROACHING]
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Hmm.
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JESSICA: Hey! Where are you going?!
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_
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GRANDMA HUANG: [SCOFFS]
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Well,
she was supposed to play Amy Grant.
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So I could announce...
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that I finished my book! [GASPS]
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Oh, wow! That's great! I knew you would!
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I couldn't have done it
without your support.
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I can't wait to read it.
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You don't have to.
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Not sure if you're asking me to...
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Read it all tonight? Yes, I am.
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And while you're doing that,
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I'm just gonna ride this creative high.
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I'm gonna craft a complaint letter
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to the people at Mr. Coffee.
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Don't tell me I can't.
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Well,
I'm kind of in the middle of preparing
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for Kenny Rogers'
first visit to Cattleman's.
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You're finally gonna meet Kenny.
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- That's big.
- I know!
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So would it be okay if
I read your book later?
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Oh, Louis. No.
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How am I only on page 9?!
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So many commas.
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[SCOFFS] The cleaning lady is a robot?
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What year is this?!
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Why is the police chief suddenly twins?
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"It had all led here,
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the trail of so many
knives to so many brains.
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Jennifer Hong, ever beautiful,
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extended her ageless
hand to the doorknob."
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[GASPS]
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"The killer was herself"?
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- Right?!
- Aaaah!
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That scary, huh?
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That ending was thanks to you.
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I got the idea when you told me
not to be my own worst enemy.
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I did the opposite of what you said.
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Oh. Right. Right.
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So, what do you think?
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I love it. [CHUCKLES]
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It was amazing!
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I know!
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I can't believe I finished my novel!
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You did. You finished it.
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It's all over.
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I feel like a runner at
the end of a marathon.
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Except words are my miles.
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Oh.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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More than 3,500 songs inside a machine
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that's only 17 inches long by 8
inches wide by 19 inches deep.
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And she only weighs 20 pounds.
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- Crazy.
- Awesome.
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Technology.
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I loaded every one of my CDs in here.
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[CD PLAYER POWERING UP]
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Oh, look at it go.
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It's like a light show.
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My heart is racing right now.
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[BEEPING]
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[ INTRO TO "CIRCLE OF LIFE"FROM
"THE LION KING" PLAYS]
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Yes! Mufasa time!
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[MUSIC STOPS] You guys put your
"Lion King" CD in?
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We lent you the money to buy it,
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so we figured we'd take some slots.
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[SWITCH CLICKS]
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[MUSIC RESUMES]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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You guys don't get any slots.
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I-I don't know, Eddie.
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If they lent you money,
they kinda have a point.
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Now that I think about it...
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shouldn't we have our
share of the slots, too?
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Why would you need that?
You love my music.
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We do, but it might be cool
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to throw some slow jams in there.
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Okay, new plan.
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Next time, we all bring our Case Logics.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yep.
- All right.
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What's going on here?
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I'm gonna bring all the CDs
I listen to when I lift.
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You could be a watch.
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You could be a tightly packed tie.
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You could be an ice-cream sandwich.
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- Are you excited to meet Kenny Rogers?
- I am!
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I memorized all his songs
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in case he brings his
guitar and wants to jam.
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Great. You can do that
after you give him my novel
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so he can give it to his
agent and get it published!
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W-Why would you want me to
give Kenny Rogers your book?
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He's a country singer/
restauranteur/underrated actor.
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Louis, I forgive you.
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It's not your fault you weren't born
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with my detective mind.
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What are you saying?
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The fastest way to get published
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is through someone
already in the business.
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So I did a little digging
on everyone we know.
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By the way, remind me to tell you
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why Deidre can no longer
travel through Utah.
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And I discovered that just last year,
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Kenny Rogers wrote and
published a book...
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"The Gift."
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He's an author, just like me!
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Don't tell me.
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It's about the greatest
gift being literacy, right?
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I don't know. I didn't read it.
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Anyway,
with your personal recommendation,
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there's no way Kenny
won't read my novel.
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Right.
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Sounds like a great idea.
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Come on.
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Lemme see what you're putting in there.
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Part of the experience is the suspense.
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[WHIRRING]
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What a rush! Who's it gonna be?!
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[CLICK]
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[ENYA'S "BOOK OF DAYS" PLAYS]
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Yes!
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Welcome to the party, Enya!
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Are you kidding me with this?
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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- What are you doing?
- Come on!
260
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,391
[FIFE PLAYING]
261
00:10:05,426 --> 00:10:07,723
MAN: The waters of the
Delaware River ran cold.
262
00:10:07,789 --> 00:10:08,461
But the fire in George
Washington's eyes burned hot.
263
00:10:08,529 --> 00:10:10,229
My audio book about the
American Revolution!
264
00:10:10,298 --> 00:10:11,898
Get ready to learn, everyone.
265
00:10:11,966 --> 00:10:13,332
Audio book? This isn't even music!
266
00:10:13,401 --> 00:10:14,700
When he led a column
of the Continental...
267
00:10:14,769 --> 00:10:16,305
- Hey!
- Ugh!
268
00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:17,169
[ HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] They said...
269
00:10:17,238 --> 00:10:19,438
MAN: "You belong in the kitchen,
Betsy Ross."
270
00:10:19,504 --> 00:10:20,791
And the kitchen is where I...
271
00:10:20,857 --> 00:10:22,275
[SIGHS] Screw this!
272
00:10:22,376 --> 00:10:24,409
I'm just gonna manually
select one of my CDs.
273
00:10:24,511 --> 00:10:25,544
No way!
274
00:10:25,612 --> 00:10:27,512
Who are you to control
what we listen to?
275
00:10:27,581 --> 00:10:30,315
Guys.
I've always been in charge of the music.
276
00:10:30,384 --> 00:10:32,617
Why would you want to
listen to this lame garbage?
277
00:10:32,686 --> 00:10:34,252
In Dave's defense, Enya's voice
278
00:10:34,354 --> 00:10:36,088
has been known to summon whales.
279
00:10:36,156 --> 00:10:38,056
Well,
as long as the CD player's in my room,
280
00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,836
we're not listening to whale rock.
281
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,559
Well,
maybe we shouldn't keep the CD player
282
00:10:41,661 --> 00:10:42,627
in your room, then.
283
00:10:42,696 --> 00:10:44,818
BRIAN: We each own a portion of it.
284
00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:46,715
We can take turns
having it at our houses.
285
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:47,966
Like the shared-custody situation
286
00:10:48,068 --> 00:10:49,034
I'd like to have with my dad
287
00:10:49,102 --> 00:10:51,398
if we could ever find out where he is.
288
00:10:52,370 --> 00:10:52,981
EDDIE: Fine.
289
00:10:53,047 --> 00:10:54,828
Well, it's in my room now,
so I get it first.
290
00:10:55,141 --> 00:10:57,007
And I'm skipping over whatever I want.
291
00:10:57,076 --> 00:10:58,175
- Come on!
- Stop it, Eddie.
292
00:10:58,277 --> 00:10:59,243
YOUNG MAN: What are you doing?
293
00:10:59,345 --> 00:11:00,511
I, for one, am not just gonna sit here
294
00:11:00,613 --> 00:11:03,107
and watch you skip over
the founding of our nation!
295
00:11:08,087 --> 00:11:09,587
[CLICK]
296
00:11:09,655 --> 00:11:11,386
? One day, one life ?
297
00:11:11,518 --> 00:11:12,890
No! [MUSIC STOPS]
298
00:11:14,766 --> 00:11:16,674
Guys, her book is not good.
299
00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:18,128
But you told her it was good.
300
00:11:18,197 --> 00:11:19,730
Yeah, because I love her.
301
00:11:19,798 --> 00:11:21,832
But now that she's asked me
to recommend it to Kenny,
302
00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:23,000
it's a totally different thing.
303
00:11:23,068 --> 00:11:25,184
I can't endorse something
I don't believe in.
304
00:11:25,365 --> 00:11:26,453
Oh, that's true.
305
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,581
That's why I don't pet cats.
306
00:11:30,329 --> 00:11:31,074
Mm.
307
00:11:31,576 --> 00:11:32,676
Well, not to mention the fact
308
00:11:32,711 --> 00:11:34,577
that nobody wants to meet
someone for the first time
309
00:11:34,646 --> 00:11:36,179
and ask for a huge favor.
310
00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:37,947
I think you should tell her the truth.
311
00:11:38,050 --> 00:11:39,615
I mean, Jessica can take it.
312
00:11:39,717 --> 00:11:41,717
She's given me some
pretty candid critiques
313
00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:42,819
over the years. [CHUCKLES]
314
00:11:42,921 --> 00:11:44,320
My cooking lacks discipline.
315
00:11:44,389 --> 00:11:46,122
The way I sign my name
suggests weakness.
316
00:11:46,191 --> 00:11:47,924
- I laugh wrong.
- I wear too much cologne.
317
00:11:48,026 --> 00:11:50,126
My dancing comes across as arrogant.
318
00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:52,095
Oh, well, that's because you
point all the time, sweetie.
319
00:11:52,197 --> 00:11:55,865
Well, honey,
I like to point when I boogie.
320
00:11:56,269 --> 00:11:57,720
Show people where I'm going.
321
00:11:57,835 --> 00:12:00,078
- Okay.
- I can't tell her the truth.
322
00:12:00,204 --> 00:12:02,705
It would crush her.
323
00:12:02,774 --> 00:12:05,207
Honey,
maybe you can read it and tell her?
324
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:06,275
No.
325
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,610
Jessica and I have an agreement
326
00:12:07,678 --> 00:12:09,845
to never comment on each
other's creative pursuits.
327
00:12:09,914 --> 00:12:11,947
As friends,
it's better to not know and wonder
328
00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:14,322
than to know and... know.
329
00:12:14,932 --> 00:12:15,922
Marvin, will you read it?
330
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,452
No, sorry, buddy. No.
331
00:12:17,555 --> 00:12:18,720
I don't read stories.
332
00:12:18,823 --> 00:12:21,595
I go out into the world,
and I make my own.
333
00:12:22,056 --> 00:12:23,292
Listen, this'll be okay.
334
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,693
I know some people who aren't afraid
335
00:12:24,762 --> 00:12:27,042
to tell Jessica exactly what they think.
336
00:12:27,231 --> 00:12:28,230
Your book is not good.
337
00:12:28,298 --> 00:12:29,898
It didn't make any sense.
338
00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:31,533
I liked the robot?
339
00:12:31,602 --> 00:12:34,002
You're not supposed to like the robot!
340
00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:35,937
So none of you were thrilled
341
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,372
with the twists and
the turns in the book?
342
00:12:37,441 --> 00:12:38,887
- I hated it.
- Boo.
343
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,308
It made me sad for some reason.
344
00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:42,777
I see.
345
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,879
Okay, well, thank you for your honesty.
346
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,581
Would you mind leaving
me your manuscripts
347
00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:48,416
so I can look through
your individual notes?
348
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,684
- Yeah.
- Absolutely. Sure.
349
00:12:49,786 --> 00:12:50,985
Here you go.
350
00:12:51,272 --> 00:12:53,828
I can't believe those women!
351
00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:57,367
I know, but suburban housewives
are your target demo.
352
00:12:57,493 --> 00:12:58,759
Better to get their feedback now
353
00:12:58,828 --> 00:12:59,793
so you can start rewriting.
354
00:12:59,895 --> 00:13:01,662
I am not gonna change a word!
355
00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:03,364
Who cares what they think?!
356
00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:04,431
You loved it, right?
357
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,700
Um... yes.
358
00:13:06,802 --> 00:13:08,602
Those wet hens are just jealous.
359
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,804
Privileged white women who can't stand
360
00:13:10,906 --> 00:13:12,840
to see me rising like a phoenix
361
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:14,908
out of the ashes of this cul-de-sac!
362
00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:19,680
Tell Kenny about my struggle
before you give this to him.
363
00:13:24,853 --> 00:13:26,753
Hi. Uh... Hmm.
364
00:13:26,855 --> 00:13:28,855
Howdy.
365
00:13:28,957 --> 00:13:31,692
Uh, hello, Mr. Rogers.
366
00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:33,326
Oh, sure. I'll call you Kenny.
367
00:13:33,429 --> 00:13:34,828
Thank you. [CHUCKLES]
368
00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:36,797
Uh... Kenny. [CHUCKLES]
369
00:13:36,865 --> 00:13:38,031
Great to meet you.
370
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:41,317
Speaking of great,
allow me to self-segue
371
00:13:41,469 --> 00:13:42,935
to the topic of my wife's novel.
372
00:13:43,004 --> 00:13:44,804
I just heard Kenny's limo is
on its way from the airport.
373
00:13:44,906 --> 00:13:45,805
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
374
00:13:45,874 --> 00:13:48,107
Word is, he is dressed to the nines.
375
00:13:48,209 --> 00:13:50,076
Well,
so am I. I'm wearing my silver stud.
376
00:13:50,144 --> 00:13:52,411
Ah. I thought that was
a piece of glitter.
377
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,647
No, no. It's the happy-sad drama masks.
378
00:13:56,484 --> 00:13:58,017
Ah, that's fun.
379
00:13:58,119 --> 00:14:01,921
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS]
380
00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,456
[MUSIC ENDS, DISC CHANGES]
381
00:14:03,558 --> 00:14:04,457
[CLICK]
382
00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:06,158
[FIFE PLAYING]
383
00:14:06,227 --> 00:14:07,393
MAN: "Dearest Henrietta,
384
00:14:07,462 --> 00:14:09,362
I write from the snowy
hills of Valley Forge
385
00:14:09,464 --> 00:14:11,039
as we await word from the front.
386
00:14:11,165 --> 00:14:12,498
Not this again.
387
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,433
I know you don't understand
how I could leave you
388
00:14:14,502 --> 00:14:16,235
and our son Gideon so far away,
389
00:14:16,337 --> 00:14:18,704
but I fight not only for our family,
390
00:14:18,806 --> 00:14:20,839
but for something larger.
391
00:14:20,908 --> 00:14:22,975
- Like what?
- I fight because one person
392
00:14:23,043 --> 00:14:25,444
cannot impose their
singular will on the people.
393
00:14:25,513 --> 00:14:26,678
For to live in a land
394
00:14:26,747 --> 00:14:28,680
and not have a voice in
what transpires there
395
00:14:28,782 --> 00:14:33,051
is to live not under a song of freedom,
but of tyranny."
396
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,853
EVAN: Powerful stuff, isn't it?
397
00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:37,255
Wait till the part where
the flag was still there.
398
00:14:37,357 --> 00:14:38,923
Tears. Full tears.
399
00:14:39,025 --> 00:14:40,625
You're a lot like King George, you know.
400
00:14:40,727 --> 00:14:43,595
I'm picturing rich guy, well-fed,
401
00:14:43,663 --> 00:14:45,096
does whatever he wants.
402
00:14:45,165 --> 00:14:46,331
Yeah, I can see it.
403
00:14:46,399 --> 00:14:47,899
No, he was a bad king.
404
00:14:47,968 --> 00:14:50,435
A tyrant.
Imposing his will on the people.
405
00:14:50,504 --> 00:14:52,490
Well, I'm not trying to be a tyrant.
406
00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:55,606
It's just...
music has always been my thing.
407
00:14:55,804 --> 00:14:57,241
And my friends know that.
408
00:14:57,343 --> 00:14:58,542
That was before.
409
00:14:58,611 --> 00:15:01,011
That 300-disc changer is the New World.
410
00:15:01,114 --> 00:15:02,880
It shuffles more than just songs, Eddie.
411
00:15:02,982 --> 00:15:04,815
It shuffles expectations.
412
00:15:04,884 --> 00:15:07,551
One of the original tenets
of our republic was,
413
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:10,054
"No taxation without representation."
414
00:15:10,123 --> 00:15:12,223
Your friends helped pay
for the carousel, Eddie.
415
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,842
Now they want a say in what it plays.
416
00:15:15,139 --> 00:15:16,227
Wow.
417
00:15:16,295 --> 00:15:19,530
Y'all just turned my bedroom
into school. [CHUCKLES]
418
00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:21,198
MAN: [ HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
? Happy birthday, Evan ?
419
00:15:21,267 --> 00:15:22,266
? Happy birthday, Evan ?
420
00:15:22,368 --> 00:15:23,534
? Happy birthday, Evan ?
421
00:15:23,636 --> 00:15:25,035
? Come back to Chuck E. Cheese ?
422
00:15:25,138 --> 00:15:26,437
? Happy birthday, Evan ?
423
00:15:26,506 --> 00:15:27,405
? Happy birthday, Evan ?
424
00:15:27,507 --> 00:15:29,206
That was a great 8th birthday.
425
00:15:31,777 --> 00:15:33,510
Pleasure to meet you, Louis.
426
00:15:33,579 --> 00:15:34,711
Keep up the good work.
427
00:15:34,813 --> 00:15:35,879
[CHUCKLES] Thank you, Kenny.
428
00:15:35,981 --> 00:15:37,447
And may I just say, you killed it
429
00:15:37,549 --> 00:15:39,416
on that episode of "Dr. Quinn,
Medicine Woman."
430
00:15:39,484 --> 00:15:41,117
[CHUCKLES] Believable cough, wasn't it?
431
00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:42,152
[BOTH LAUGH]
432
00:15:42,221 --> 00:15:44,454
All right, Kenny.
433
00:15:47,426 --> 00:15:48,758
Whew!
434
00:15:51,263 --> 00:15:53,363
Oh, that man is a class act.
435
00:15:53,465 --> 00:15:54,664
And look at the gift he brought me.
436
00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:55,899
Rattlesnake boots.
437
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,133
My favorite snake!
438
00:15:57,202 --> 00:15:59,569
It's pretty amazing how
an animal with no feet
439
00:15:59,671 --> 00:16:00,971
can be reborn as footwear.
440
00:16:01,073 --> 00:16:02,172
Huh.
441
00:16:02,274 --> 00:16:03,607
Louis!
442
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:04,975
Did you give Kenny that envelope?
443
00:16:05,077 --> 00:16:06,910
Oh. I did.
444
00:16:07,012 --> 00:16:08,111
He read a couple pages,
445
00:16:08,213 --> 00:16:09,379
said crime novels weren't his thing,
446
00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:10,714
and gave it back to me.
447
00:16:10,816 --> 00:16:13,283
I'm sorry. We gave it a good try.
448
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:16,386
Help me understand how
he read a couple of pages
449
00:16:16,488 --> 00:16:18,788
if my book was not in the envelope.
450
00:16:19,332 --> 00:16:21,157
What do you mean?
451
00:16:21,987 --> 00:16:24,861
You handed Kenny the instruction manual
452
00:16:24,963 --> 00:16:29,699
to our broken coffee maker and
my 20-page complaint letter.
453
00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:33,354
This is my manuscript.
454
00:16:37,199 --> 00:16:38,265
I don't understand.
455
00:16:38,334 --> 00:16:40,346
Why did you give me the
coffee-maker letter?
456
00:16:40,429 --> 00:16:42,127
It was an accident!
457
00:16:42,309 --> 00:16:43,842
While it is very well-written,
458
00:16:43,905 --> 00:16:45,838
it's not what I wanted Kenny to publish.
459
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:48,407
Next time you ask me to ask
my boss for a huge favor,
460
00:16:48,476 --> 00:16:50,075
please make sure you give
me the right envelope.
461
00:16:50,144 --> 00:16:52,678
You did not even give it to him!
462
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:55,281
All right, all right, listen.
463
00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:57,049
The truth is...
464
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,795
I did not like your book.
465
00:16:58,927 --> 00:17:00,819
I know. You said you loved it.
466
00:17:00,888 --> 00:17:03,388
No, I love you,
and I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
467
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,390
I'm sorry.
I should have been honest sooner.
468
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:09,050
But I can't vouch for something
that I don't believe in.
469
00:17:09,825 --> 00:17:12,513
You think I always
believed in this place?!
470
00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:14,666
I know you didn't feel good
about the original carpeting.
471
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,835
Everyone in our family
thought you were crazy
472
00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:18,904
for moving us here, but I supported you.
473
00:17:19,006 --> 00:17:21,306
Jessica,
there is a character in your book
474
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,508
that somehow manages
to get murdered twice.
475
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,176
It... It doesn't make any sense.
476
00:17:25,279 --> 00:17:26,378
And a Chinese immigrant
477
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,346
opening up a Western-themed steakhouse
478
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:31,152
in Central Florida does?
479
00:17:31,795 --> 00:17:34,994
It doesn't matter that your
idea didn't make sense to me.
480
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:36,921
It made sense to you.
481
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,490
It was your dream,
and that's enough for me.
482
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,859
[SIGHS]
483
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,695
Well,
now I know the title of my next book...
484
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,231
"A Case of a Knife to the Back."
485
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,632
[SIGHS]
486
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,068
[DOOR OPENS] Je...
487
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,136
[DOOR CLOSES]
488
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,370
Dude, you're crazy.
489
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,473
I'm telling you. She's beautiful.
490
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,609
Fox Maid Marian from the
"Robin Hood" cartoon?
491
00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,643
Rent it again.
492
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,852
And really look at her.
493
00:18:02,017 --> 00:18:04,194
She's so modest and elegant.
494
00:18:04,425 --> 00:18:06,915
I did like it when she played badminton.
495
00:18:11,495 --> 00:18:13,622
Was that just...
496
00:18:14,084 --> 00:18:16,491
Um, Eddie, what are you...
497
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,939
Just six more wires, guys.
498
00:18:30,966 --> 00:18:34,344
I got to start respecting roadies, man.
499
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:42,015
From now on, we each have an equal say.
500
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,420
Cool of you to say that.
501
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:47,100
I appreciate you coming around on Enya.
502
00:18:47,347 --> 00:18:48,716
Here's the thing, Dave...
503
00:18:48,831 --> 00:18:49,992
I think Enya sucks.
504
00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:51,460
But you like her,
505
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:54,397
so she deserves a place in the carousel.
506
00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:56,199
- Democracy.
- Democracy.
507
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:57,733
TOGETHER: Democracy.
508
00:18:59,637 --> 00:19:01,837
[HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS]
509
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,105
Gwar!
510
00:19:03,174 --> 00:19:04,473
Who hurt these people?
511
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:05,808
What do their mothers think?
512
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:08,110
Gwar has no mothers!
513
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,753
If this is another one of
your political cartoons,
514
00:19:17,855 --> 00:19:19,351
I don't want to read it.
515
00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:21,083
It's not.
516
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,260
[SIGHS]
517
00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:25,962
"Dear Kenny, I know we've only just met,
518
00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:29,565
but I'm writing on behalf of my wife,
Jessica.
519
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,166
She's finished a novel,
520
00:19:31,268 --> 00:19:34,269
which I'm hoping you'll read
and share with your agent.
521
00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:36,305
As with everything she does,
522
00:19:37,098 --> 00:19:39,675
she put her heart and soul into it.
523
00:19:39,777 --> 00:19:42,144
Thank you for considering it.
524
00:19:42,246 --> 00:19:44,680
Your partner in cattle and cluck,
Louis Huang."
525
00:19:44,782 --> 00:19:47,316
I'm sorry I lied about
giving him your book
526
00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:49,727
and for not being
honest about how I felt.
527
00:19:49,853 --> 00:19:52,687
I always want you to be honest with me.
528
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:54,756
Even if you think I'm not gonna like it.
529
00:19:54,858 --> 00:19:56,258
I will be. I promise.
530
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,493
And you don't have to
send him this letter.
531
00:19:58,595 --> 00:19:59,761
I absolutely do.
532
00:19:59,863 --> 00:20:01,263
I should have supported
you from the beginning.
533
00:20:01,365 --> 00:20:03,765
You should wait until I write
a book that you believe in.
534
00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:06,168
I may not believe in
the detective abilities
535
00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:07,602
of Jennifer Hong.
536
00:20:07,704 --> 00:20:11,106
But I will always believe in
the dreams of Jessica Huang.
537
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,244
Why isn't that sentence in the letter?
538
00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,046
I'll add it and send
it out with your book.
539
00:20:18,148 --> 00:20:19,815
Perfect. [CHUCKLES]
540
00:20:20,324 --> 00:20:21,950
Are you wearing a silver stud?
541
00:20:22,052 --> 00:20:23,885
Oh, yeah, yeah. What do you think?
542
00:20:24,659 --> 00:20:25,978
Oh, I...
543
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,457
I love it. It's amazing.
544
00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:30,959
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, thanks.
545
00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:33,261
Yeah, I love it, too.
546
00:20:40,593 --> 00:20:42,192
Hissssss!
547
00:20:42,294 --> 00:20:43,227
[DOOR CLOSES]
548
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,095
Louis, he responded.
549
00:20:46,599 --> 00:20:48,132
Oh, wow. Okay.
550
00:20:48,234 --> 00:20:49,433
No matter what the letter says,
551
00:20:49,535 --> 00:20:51,201
just remember it's only
one person's opinion.
552
00:20:51,303 --> 00:20:53,370
Okay.
553
00:20:53,472 --> 00:20:54,671
"Dear Jessica,
554
00:20:54,774 --> 00:20:56,707
as you probably know from reading
'The Gift, '
555
00:20:56,809 --> 00:20:58,275
I sure do love a mystery.
556
00:20:58,377 --> 00:21:00,844
And, boy,
did yours have me by the throat...
557
00:21:00,946 --> 00:21:03,247
or in this case, the brain... Get it?"
558
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,948
- Oh, my God! He loved it!
- He loved it!
559
00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:07,017
"My agent and I will be in touch soon!
560
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:09,219
Oh, and thank Louis for the pen.
561
00:21:09,321 --> 00:21:11,121
Smoothest write of my damn life.
562
00:21:11,223 --> 00:21:13,457
I think she's got a
couple of songs in her."
563
00:21:13,559 --> 00:21:14,792
[GASPS]
564
00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:16,593
Do you realize what this means?
565
00:21:16,695 --> 00:21:17,828
- I might be published!
- He loved the pen!
566
00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:19,730
You might be published! [SQUEALS]
567
00:21:19,832 --> 00:21:21,198
Also, you were wrong!
568
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,155
Take the win. Books are subjective.
569
00:21:23,287 --> 00:21:25,035
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570
00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:29,635
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