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[Cheering]
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Those girls can really elbow.
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Ohhh!
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Can anyone tell me what this is?
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Nope.
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I know what it is, but I want you
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to say it first so I know you know.
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- It's a squash.
- Squash!
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I cook it every Thanksgiving,
and no one eats it.
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Why? Because it's disgusting.
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Can anyone point out our
ancestors in this painting?
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No, that's right, you can't...
Because they're not there.
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Eventually,
they will be way back in this field,
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buried underneath the rail road tracks
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that they built with no food or water.
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And do you ever ask yourself, "Why?"
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Why do we put ourselves through
all this holiday nonsense,
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through all the headaches
of visiting relatives,
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through all the squash?
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All for a day that we
have no cultural ties to.
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Why do we do it?
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Why? Why?
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Because that's what we do every year.
It's tradition.
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It's not our tradition.
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We don't like it.
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It's a lot of hard work,
and we get nothing out of it.
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You can't stop Thanksgiving.
It's too strong.
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That's like trying to
stop Fabulous Barbara.
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Roller derby.
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Louis, I don't want to stop it.
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I want to capitalize on it.
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I want to open Cattleman's
Ranch for Thanksgiving.
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Really? I was kind of
looking forward to a day off.
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A day off spent searching for the leaf
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in the dining room table?
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I like a mystery.
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Listening to my sister's
husband play the ukulele?
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Steve does a great "Kokomo."
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Smiling through my
mother's colorful remarks
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about her black mailman?
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What time should we open?
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Wait... So no family this year?
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We get to keep our rooms?
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And sleep in our own beds
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instead of in the pantry, on rice bags?
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- That's right.
- Yes! I don't have to wash my sheets!
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Oh, you still have to wash your sheets.
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You don't get me.
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The bar at the restaurant has a TV.
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We are working on Thanksgiving!
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S03E05
No Thanks-giving
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Fresh off the boat
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I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go
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If you don't know,
homey, now you know
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Fresh off the boat
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Homey,
you don't know where I come from
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But I know where I'm goin'
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I'm fresh off the boat
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[School bell rings]
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Okay, class, it's time to turn
in your family tree assignments.
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Eddie, where's your homework?
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Um... I didn't do it.
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You didn't do it?
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Why?
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Why?!
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Why?
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Because...
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Why?
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[Alarm clock ringing]
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Eddie! Are you ready for school?
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Never been more ready in my life.
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[Beep] How'd your family take the news?
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My mom congratulated me
on choosing work over her,
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and then Connie stole the moment
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by claiming her psychic
predicted it all.
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Well, I'll start calling the staff,
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see who I can ask to work on Thursday.
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Ask? You don't ask. You tell.
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It won't be hard to get someone.
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Holiday pay is time and a half.
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You tell them, "Happy Thanksgiving.
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See you on Friday at regular pay."
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But we'll need extra help.
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That's why we have children.
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We'll do a buffet.
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We'll prep all the food in the morning.
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A couple servers is
the only staff we need.
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[Chuckles]
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Well, it looks like all we have
left to do is the centerpieces.
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And pick up the raffle prize.
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Oh! Which was another
amazing idea you had...
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Raffling off a fresh turkey.
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[Doorbell rings] Thanksgiving is
built on gamblers and hungry people.
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This excites both.
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Hey!
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Can I stash these pinecones over here?
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I just bought them at the French Bushel,
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and Marvin doesn't
believe in buying things
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you can find on the ground.
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Don't tell that to a truffle pig.
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[Pinecones thud]
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Why is it so quiet in here?
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I thought you guys
would be running around
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screaming at each other,
getting the house ready for guests.
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Uh, we're not doing that this year.
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We're working.
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What are you and Marvin doing?
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Uh, well, we assumed that we would
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come over here for dinner,
like we did last year...
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After Marvin and his dentist friends
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go on their annual deer hunt.
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They call themselves
the Buck Tooth Club.
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Well, you and Marvin should
come to Cattleman's for dinner.
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It'll be just like last year,
except $6.99 a head.
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That sounds great.
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$6.99 for kids.
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$18.99 for adults.
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Oh. Sure. Okay.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Principal Hunter?
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We have a major problem.
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Eddie refused to do his
family tree assignment.
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Why didn't you do your homework?
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I had a vision.
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What do you mean? What vision?
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When I was asleep in bed last night,
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I realized eighth grade doesn't matter.
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Who told you this in your vision? A bum?
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As long as you don't fail,
you get into high school,
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and that's when grades start to count.
[Sighs]
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Colleges don't look at your
middle-school report cards.
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I'm already getting
A's in all my classes,
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so I can take the rest of
the year off and still pass.
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Oh.
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- But what...
- Is this true?
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Send the boy to his room.
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Eddie: No need. I'll send myself.
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Thanks for the ride, Hunter.
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See you at graduation.
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Look,
let's not milk a cow and call it butter.
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We all know he's right.
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That eighth grade doesn't matter?
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Yeah. And we all know how
much Eddie likes to talk.
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Do you ever ask yourself, "Why?"
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Why we put ourselves
through all the hassle,
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through all the headaches of homework,
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through all the tests...
For grades that don't matter?
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Why do we do it?
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Why? Why?
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[Murmurs of agreement]
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We have a code black!
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The prophecy.
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Frankly,
I'm surprised it's taken this long
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for a kid to figure it out.
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We can't risk this spreading.
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If the truth gets out,
it could bring the whole system down.
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Don't worry.
I will put a stop to this right away.
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I hope so.
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The fate of lower-school
academia is in your hands.
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Nonsense time is over.
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You live in our house,
you get good grades.
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And you're gonna start right now
with your family tree project.
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Why? It's pointless.
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Like Mom said,
it's a lot of hard work for nothing.
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I never said that.
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Yeah, you did... About Thanksgiving.
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You know how your
Thanksgiving is Thanksgiving?
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My Thanksgiving is eighth grade.
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Who put you up to this?
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Your white friends?
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No more white friends! New rule!
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Okay, fine.
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Let's pretend that grades are important
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and I work hard this year and
in high school and college.
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- And then Dad dies.
- Wait, what?
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And I take over the restaurant,
carrying on the family business.
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Oh. Like a legacy.
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No matter good grades or bad,
I end up in the same spot.
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Who says Cattleman's
is going to go to you?
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What about Emery and Evan?
The restaurant might go to them.
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Even better. Give it to them.
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They can do all the work,
and I'll be a silent partner.
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When have you ever been silent?
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[Chuckles] Not through "The Goonies."
That's for sure.
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Oh, you mean the coincidences?
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"We need money." "Oh.
Here's a treasure map."
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"We need a strong guy."
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"Oh, look in the ice cream cooler!
There's an ogre!"
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"Watch out! There's a piano booby trap!"
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"Oh, wait... I play."
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It's a movie! And it's a great one!
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Eddie, you are not leaving this room
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until you finish your homework.
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That's what I've been saying.
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I'll hang out in here until ninth grade
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and then do my homework.
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Glad we agree, Mom.
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Dad, get on board with me and Mom.
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Can you guys leave?
I'm gonna take a naked nap.
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Do you know what the problem is?
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He's become a lazy, entitled bum.
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We have a bum kid!
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Jessica, hold on.
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This is our reward
after years of struggle
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and self-sacrifice, trying to provide,
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working on holidays!
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Building a legacy that my
boy wants to take over.
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No, see, that's the problem!
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He thinks he can just sit back
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and everything's going
to just be handed to him,
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so he doesn't appreciate anything.
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Not "The Goonies." That's for sure.
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[Sighs]
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I was so careful.
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I was so strict.
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Then a video game here,
a gummy snack there.
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You can't blame yourself.
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I blame you, too.
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You're the one who bought him this.
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What is this?
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[Chuckles]
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It's an invisible dog on a leash.
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Eddie doesn't realize
how lucky he has it.
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You know, he has so many T-shirts,
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so many rap CDs, so many sneakers.
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He has four pairs of sneakers.
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Who is he... Imelda Marcos?
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Well, maybe he just needs to
be reminded how good he has it.
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Hope that's not the National Geographic
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Grandma claims she's in.
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We wanted to help out
with centerpiece ideas,
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so we're making these
Thanksgiving mood boards
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for inspiration.
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I like to start with a feel,
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so I collected these light-brown tones.
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Mine's a celebration of maize.
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You know, different types of maize,
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different sizes of maize,
different colors of maize,
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uses for maize, American maize,
plus common European maize.
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Welcome to my morning.
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That's so thoughtful of you boys.
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You didn't have to do all this.
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Well, we figured we better start
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helping Cattleman's any way we can.
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We overheard Mom say
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that we might have a
chance to inherit it.
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You guys are interested
in the restaurant, too?
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Of course... Under the right management,
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that thing could make some money.
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I guess I never imagined
Cattleman's Ranch could become
263
00:09:26,074 --> 00:09:27,607
Cattleman's Ranch and Sons.
264
00:09:27,676 --> 00:09:30,844
We should put a cowboy on
the sign lassoing his boys.
265
00:09:30,912 --> 00:09:32,712
Cattleman's is a ranch.
266
00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,581
The sign should be a
cow with his calves.
267
00:09:34,683 --> 00:09:36,549
You mean a bull. A cow's a girl.
268
00:09:36,651 --> 00:09:37,751
You're a girl!
269
00:09:37,819 --> 00:09:39,753
Now, now, sons,
it's just my silly legacy.
270
00:09:39,855 --> 00:09:42,555
[Chuckling] Not worth fighting over.
271
00:09:42,657 --> 00:09:44,691
Who am I gonna trust with
my secret barbecue recipe?
272
00:09:44,726 --> 00:09:47,927
Your secret's safe with me...
As long as I don't get tickled.
273
00:09:49,598 --> 00:09:52,065
Eddie: All right, G-dubs,
what tunes should we listen to tonight?
274
00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:54,501
P-to-the-E-to-the-abo Bryson?
275
00:09:54,569 --> 00:09:56,560
Aah! Where's my bed?!
276
00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,406
Something wrong, Eddie?
277
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,374
Call the cops! We've been hit!
278
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:04,044
Oh, beds are for people who work hard.
279
00:10:04,112 --> 00:10:05,812
You work hard, you rest hard.
280
00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:08,648
You stole your son's
bed on Thanksgiving eve?
281
00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:11,151
Recommit yourself to
school and hard work,
282
00:10:11,253 --> 00:10:12,840
you get your bed back.
283
00:10:14,523 --> 00:10:16,523
You know what? I don't need it.
284
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,825
Beds are like eighth grade... Useless.
285
00:10:19,299 --> 00:10:20,776
I'll just sleep on some T-shirts.
286
00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:23,897
[Whispering] I knew he
had too many T-shirts.
287
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,567
[Peabo Bryson singing]
288
00:10:28,893 --> 00:10:30,303
[Sighs] This is great.
289
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,771
This is good.
290
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,541
I think I'm too comfortable, actually.
291
00:10:34,643 --> 00:10:36,309
[Sighs]
292
00:10:36,378 --> 00:10:38,044
I need to find my damn bed!
293
00:10:39,448 --> 00:10:42,348
[Indistinct conversations]
294
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:50,423
You put me in a Thanksgiving pickle.
295
00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:51,991
How do I sell more
tickets to other people
296
00:10:52,094 --> 00:10:54,194
after I just gave you the winner?
297
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,262
This is the winning ticket.
I can feel it.
298
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,698
Just promise me you won't let
this free turkey change you.
299
00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:00,800
Don't forget about us after you win,
okay?
300
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,103
Oh. That's the lucky ticket.
301
00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:04,571
After you win, you and that turkey
302
00:11:04,606 --> 00:11:05,972
should take a trip to Vegas.
303
00:11:06,074 --> 00:11:07,907
[Cheering]
304
00:11:08,190 --> 00:11:10,828
_
305
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:15,092
_
306
00:11:16,785 --> 00:11:19,486
Ketchup? Is... Is that what you want?
307
00:11:24,186 --> 00:11:25,592
[Chuckles] What were you
doing in the freezer?
308
00:11:25,694 --> 00:11:28,261
Just checking to see if my
mom hid my mattress in there.
309
00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:30,497
I'm so scared of your mom.
310
00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:34,030
[Yawns]
311
00:11:34,803 --> 00:11:36,302
What's wrong?
312
00:11:36,338 --> 00:11:37,403
Didn't sleep well?
313
00:11:37,472 --> 00:11:39,038
I'm good.
Just stretching my jaw muscles.
314
00:11:39,141 --> 00:11:40,640
- Getting ready for dinner.
- Oh, okay.
315
00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:43,176
Why don't you walk around and
remind people about the raffle?
316
00:11:43,211 --> 00:11:44,377
Unless you're too tired.
317
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,045
Not tired. Full of energy!
318
00:11:46,114 --> 00:11:49,949
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
319
00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:52,118
Looks like everyone's
enjoying the centerpieces.
320
00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:53,153
Nice job, boys.
321
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,675
How do you know that?
322
00:11:55,098 --> 00:11:55,455
Huh?
323
00:11:55,524 --> 00:11:56,656
What did you observe?
324
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,758
How does one enjoy the centerpieces?
325
00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:00,827
Yeah, tell us. We want to learn.
326
00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:02,195
Oh. Um, yeah.
327
00:12:02,297 --> 00:12:04,197
Uh, yeah. I-I-I don't know.
328
00:12:04,232 --> 00:12:06,132
I just said it to say something.
329
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:10,537
"Motivate staff with lies."
330
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,805
Hey, boss? Creamed corn's running low.
331
00:12:12,874 --> 00:12:15,867
Hmm. Let's see how my owners-
in-training would handle this.
332
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:16,835
Boys?
333
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,870
Let's open up two big cans.
334
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,471
Evan: But only bring out one.
335
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,749
Keep the other in the back
in case we don't need it.
336
00:12:22,851 --> 00:12:23,983
We can reuse it tomorrow.
337
00:12:24,085 --> 00:12:25,285
Ah.
338
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,720
Naturals.
Don't know where they got it from.
339
00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:30,056
[Nancy chuckles]
340
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,025
Owners-in-training?
341
00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:34,394
Oh, no, we're screwed!
342
00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:36,796
Ask my niece... I am not good with kids.
343
00:12:36,865 --> 00:12:38,131
I don't know if this makes me racist,
344
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,433
but I did not realize
there were two of them.
345
00:12:40,502 --> 00:12:43,236
[Cheering]
Oh, I love Rocky and Bullwinkle!
346
00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:45,846
_
347
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:50,089
_
348
00:12:51,513 --> 00:12:52,612
Yeah.
349
00:12:52,714 --> 00:12:53,413
Hm.
350
00:12:53,515 --> 00:12:54,414
[Chuckles]
351
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,883
- Sweetie, it's fine.
- Hm.
352
00:12:56,952 --> 00:12:59,352
We still have a freezer full
of deer left from last year.
353
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,387
12 years in a row, I've iced a deer,
354
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,122
and today... Squat, diddly.
355
00:13:03,191 --> 00:13:06,326
Aw, well, maybe they just kept
catching the scent of handsome
356
00:13:06,428 --> 00:13:07,360
and got skittish.
357
00:13:07,429 --> 00:13:08,695
Oh, no.
358
00:13:08,763 --> 00:13:12,265
I'm 30 feet up in a tree blind,
soaked in deer urine.
359
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,667
My charm's strong,
but it's not that strong.
360
00:13:14,703 --> 00:13:16,903
Hey, Marvin and Honey.
Make sure to buy a raffle ticket.
361
00:13:16,972 --> 00:13:18,004
Blah, blah, blah.
362
00:13:18,073 --> 00:13:19,606
Did my mom stash my bed at your house,
363
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,341
like she did with our
Christmas presents?
364
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,309
No. Why'd she take your bed?
365
00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:25,678
[Sighs] She's trying to force
me to care about eighth grade.
366
00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:28,181
[Chuckles] I remember junior high.
367
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,682
I didn't do a lick of work. [Chuckles]
368
00:13:29,751 --> 00:13:31,217
Me neither.
369
00:13:32,721 --> 00:13:34,387
I did the work. I want my bed back.
370
00:13:34,489 --> 00:13:35,989
Oh, you did your family tree assignment?
371
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,624
No, a different type of work...
372
00:13:37,659 --> 00:13:39,859
Data collection, statistical analysis.
373
00:13:39,894 --> 00:13:42,562
I conducted a sociology
study to prove my theory.
374
00:13:42,631 --> 00:13:44,564
Please describe your
eighth-grade experience.
375
00:13:44,599 --> 00:13:46,532
Well, I skipped class all the time.
376
00:13:46,635 --> 00:13:48,301
I had a kid who looks a lot like you
377
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:51,137
do all my schoolwork for me so
I could concentrate on football.
378
00:13:51,239 --> 00:13:53,339
I missed most of my eighth grade.
379
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:54,607
Was home sick with mono.
380
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:55,775
And what do you do now?
381
00:13:55,844 --> 00:13:57,243
I'm a rich dentist.
382
00:13:57,345 --> 00:13:59,220
I'm your mom's business partner.
383
00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:02,081
So what? That doesn't prove anything.
384
00:14:02,183 --> 00:14:03,082
It's just two people.
385
00:14:03,184 --> 00:14:04,951
Two people you know very well,
386
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,186
who are very successful
members of society.
387
00:14:07,255 --> 00:14:09,289
Thank you for participating
in our informal survey.
388
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,090
[Marvin chuckles]
389
00:14:11,159 --> 00:14:14,127
You will always have free
desserts at my establishment.
390
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,562
- Hot dog!
- [Laughs] Cool!
391
00:14:16,631 --> 00:14:18,164
Will you please stop assuming
392
00:14:18,266 --> 00:14:20,500
that Cattleman's is going to go to you?
393
00:14:20,602 --> 00:14:22,135
Yeah, we're getting Cattleman's.
394
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,069
What?!
395
00:14:23,138 --> 00:14:24,304
We heard you say so yourself.
396
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,472
Oh, that was just to scare Eddie.
397
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,274
I don't want any of you
boys to get Cattleman's.
398
00:14:28,343 --> 00:14:29,900
I never have!
399
00:14:30,712 --> 00:14:31,911
Oh. I see.
400
00:14:32,013 --> 00:14:33,846
So, Cattleman's is a good-enough excuse
401
00:14:33,948 --> 00:14:36,249
for you to get out of
Thanksgiving with your family
402
00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:37,984
but not good enough for your boys.
403
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,419
No. Louis!
404
00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:40,720
Louis, wait!
405
00:14:40,822 --> 00:14:42,221
Grandma: Come on!
406
00:14:42,554 --> 00:14:45,035
_
407
00:14:45,098 --> 00:14:48,164
_
408
00:14:48,269 --> 00:14:51,731
_
409
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,900
Garfield! Garfield!
410
00:14:54,002 --> 00:14:55,931
Garfield! Garfield!
411
00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:00,809
Pecan... your favorite.
412
00:15:00,878 --> 00:15:02,477
Remember this when you
take over the restaurant.
413
00:15:02,579 --> 00:15:04,009
I'm allergic to nuts.
414
00:15:05,149 --> 00:15:06,581
I just saved your life.
415
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:08,784
Remember that when you
take over the restaurant.
416
00:15:08,852 --> 00:15:10,419
You guys are wasting your time.
417
00:15:10,454 --> 00:15:12,220
None of my boys are taking over.
418
00:15:13,778 --> 00:15:14,823
Yes!
419
00:15:14,892 --> 00:15:16,975
Now I don't have to learn
either of their names.
420
00:15:19,763 --> 00:15:21,897
Louis. We have to raffle off the turkey.
421
00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:23,098
Oh, while we're at it,
422
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:25,033
why don't we just raffle
off the whole restaurant?
423
00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:26,568
Because we already bought the turkey.
424
00:15:27,213 --> 00:15:27,903
What's that?
425
00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,139
The dupe.
426
00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:32,107
What?
427
00:15:32,209 --> 00:15:33,542
The winning ticket.
428
00:15:34,511 --> 00:15:35,977
Did you rig this?
429
00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:37,212
You're welcome.
430
00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:38,847
Now we get all the raffle money,
431
00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:40,816
and we can return the prize turkey.
432
00:15:40,884 --> 00:15:42,150
Happy Thankskeeping.
433
00:15:42,186 --> 00:15:44,419
Of course you'd bring
corruption into these halls.
434
00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:46,888
You have no regard for the
sanctity of Cattleman's!
435
00:15:46,957 --> 00:15:49,224
This day's a celebration
of people who made a living
436
00:15:49,326 --> 00:15:50,525
by swindling the natives.
437
00:15:50,627 --> 00:15:53,161
I am so Thanksgiving.
438
00:15:53,831 --> 00:15:55,664
Hello, Pilgrims!
439
00:15:55,766 --> 00:15:57,032
Gobble, gobble!
440
00:15:57,101 --> 00:15:59,468
Hope you all saved room...
for the big raffle. [Chuckles]
441
00:15:59,536 --> 00:16:01,436
Time to find out who
has that winning ticket!
442
00:16:01,538 --> 00:16:02,871
Oh, I hope it's me.
443
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:05,273
[Both laugh]
444
00:16:05,342 --> 00:16:07,843
Actually, that's a good reminder
that everyone is eligible.
445
00:16:07,945 --> 00:16:09,478
Okay, here we go.
446
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:20,555
54712.
447
00:16:24,428 --> 00:16:26,461
54712?
448
00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:27,829
[Snores]
449
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:33,902
5...4... 7... 1...
450
00:16:34,004 --> 00:16:35,137
2! [Feedback]
451
00:16:35,239 --> 00:16:36,371
54712!
452
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,440
Well, no one's claiming that,
so it looks like
453
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,175
we're gonna have to draw another number.
454
00:16:40,244 --> 00:16:41,743
[Chuckling] Oh.
455
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,415
Oh, come on. I got to feed my snake.
456
00:16:46,517 --> 00:16:49,384
33988.
457
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,853
[Gasps] That's me! I won!
458
00:16:51,922 --> 00:16:54,856
[Chuckles]
Winner, winner, turkey dinner!
459
00:16:54,892 --> 00:16:56,158
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
460
00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:57,426
Oh, I knew I was gonna win.
461
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,294
I heard two Phil Collins songs
on the radio this morning
462
00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:00,195
in a row.
463
00:17:00,297 --> 00:17:02,130
Best Thanksgiving alone ever.
464
00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:03,632
Uh, okay.
465
00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,667
Uh, and here's your prize now.
466
00:17:07,838 --> 00:17:08,637
What's that?
467
00:17:08,705 --> 00:17:09,838
Your prize.
468
00:17:09,907 --> 00:17:11,206
I thought it was supposed
to be a fresh turkey.
469
00:17:11,275 --> 00:17:13,175
Right. Well,
this is as fresh as it gets.
470
00:17:13,277 --> 00:17:14,609
I can't put that thing in my LeBaron.
471
00:17:14,645 --> 00:17:16,578
It could peck my head
while I'm driving home.
472
00:17:16,647 --> 00:17:19,114
Well, if you don't want it,
I can always draw another number.
473
00:17:19,149 --> 00:17:20,816
Or the same number I drew before.
474
00:17:20,884 --> 00:17:21,783
No, I want it.
475
00:17:21,852 --> 00:17:23,251
It's just that a fresh turkey
476
00:17:23,353 --> 00:17:25,420
means prepped and dressed...
As in oven-ready,
477
00:17:25,489 --> 00:17:26,888
asn dead.
478
00:17:29,793 --> 00:17:32,027
Aah! It came at me! [Gobbles]
479
00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:34,262
How did my mother do
this three times a week?
480
00:17:34,364 --> 00:17:36,231
Maybe you can kill it from the inside
481
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,834
by crushing its dreams with
your unsupportive words.
482
00:17:38,969 --> 00:17:39,801
[Cleaver clanks]
483
00:17:39,903 --> 00:17:41,603
Okay. Why are you so upset?
484
00:17:41,672 --> 00:17:43,171
We have always been on the same page
485
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,373
about building up the
restaurant and then selling it.
486
00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:47,776
I know, but that was before
the boys showed interest.
487
00:17:47,878 --> 00:17:49,911
I like the idea of handing
something I created
488
00:17:50,013 --> 00:17:50,979
down to my sons.
489
00:17:51,081 --> 00:17:52,013
Is that so bad?
490
00:17:52,115 --> 00:17:53,448
They're kids.
491
00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:55,150
They don't know what they want.
492
00:17:55,219 --> 00:17:57,419
This week,
Eddie wants to inherit the restaurant
493
00:17:57,521 --> 00:18:00,322
because it's convenient
for his school protest.
494
00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:01,756
Last week, he wanted...
495
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:03,625
He wanted to invent underwear
made out of bubble wrap...
496
00:18:03,727 --> 00:18:05,527
Right after he took a
hard fall off that bench.
497
00:18:05,629 --> 00:18:06,828
Exactly.
498
00:18:06,897 --> 00:18:10,398
Louis, this place is the reason
our boys are going to have
499
00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:13,001
the opportunity to
pursue their dreams...
500
00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:14,469
Dreams they'll appreciate
501
00:18:14,538 --> 00:18:17,305
because they'll work hard for them,
the way you did.
502
00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:20,408
Doctor, president, lawyer...
503
00:18:20,511 --> 00:18:23,411
Whatever non-teaching jobs they want.
504
00:18:24,481 --> 00:18:26,715
So, it's not that you think this place
505
00:18:26,783 --> 00:18:28,250
isn't good enough for them?
506
00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:29,417
[Chuckling] Oh.
507
00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:32,554
Oh, Louis,
of course I don't think this place
508
00:18:32,656 --> 00:18:33,955
is good enough for them,
509
00:18:34,024 --> 00:18:36,758
but it's not because I
look down on Cattleman's.
510
00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:40,929
It's just because I have
ridiculously high hopes
511
00:18:41,031 --> 00:18:42,699
for our boys.
512
00:18:44,034 --> 00:18:47,102
And that's all possible because
of what you accomplished.
513
00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:53,475
[Gobbling]
514
00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:54,543
[Snoring]
515
00:18:54,645 --> 00:18:56,177
That's my number! I won!
516
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,979
You can have your bed back.
517
00:18:58,081 --> 00:18:59,581
What? I can?
518
00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:00,782
Where'd you hide it?
519
00:19:00,884 --> 00:19:02,217
It was in Grandma's room.
520
00:19:02,352 --> 00:19:03,818
You know,
you really should visit her more often.
521
00:19:03,854 --> 00:19:05,554
She's an interesting lady.
522
00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:08,960
_
523
00:19:09,132 --> 00:19:12,866
_
524
00:19:13,297 --> 00:19:14,362
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
525
00:19:14,464 --> 00:19:15,463
Wait.
526
00:19:15,532 --> 00:19:17,666
I didn't say I'd try
hard in school again.
527
00:19:17,768 --> 00:19:19,301
Why are you giving me my bed back?
528
00:19:19,403 --> 00:19:20,535
What can I say?
529
00:19:20,604 --> 00:19:23,705
I guess this holiday just
has me in a giving mood.
530
00:19:23,774 --> 00:19:26,708
In fact,
all meals are on the house today!
531
00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:28,376
Happy Thanksgiving!
532
00:19:28,445 --> 00:19:29,811
[Cheering]
533
00:19:29,913 --> 00:19:31,146
What are you doing?!
534
00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:33,915
You just gave away your
entire Thanksgiving profits!
535
00:19:34,017 --> 00:19:36,184
And I won't stop there.
536
00:19:36,286 --> 00:19:37,519
That's right.
537
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:40,922
I'll drive your father's
dream straight into the ground
538
00:19:41,024 --> 00:19:43,558
if it motivates you to get A's again.
539
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:47,162
Ohh. You thought I just had a
little holiday change of heart?
540
00:19:47,264 --> 00:19:48,530
No.
541
00:19:48,632 --> 00:19:50,565
Your mom's just...
542
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:51,967
a little crazy.
543
00:19:53,503 --> 00:19:55,503
Loco.
544
00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:06,067
So, it started with N.W.A.
545
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,481
Then Eazy-E and Ruthless
Records branched off
546
00:20:08,587 --> 00:20:11,186
with B.G. Knocc Out,
Dresta, and The D.O.C.
547
00:20:11,305 --> 00:20:13,864
MC Ren and DJ Yella's
lines don't go anywhere,
548
00:20:13,956 --> 00:20:15,985
and I'm not sure who this
Arabian Prince guy is.
549
00:20:16,144 --> 00:20:18,611
Now, Dr. Dre and Ice Cube
are a different story.
550
00:20:18,713 --> 00:20:21,314
Cube formed the whole
Lench Mob crew family...
551
00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:24,017
Da Lench Mob,
Del the Funky Homosapien...
552
00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:26,820
Ice Cube's cousin and a
member of the Hieroglyphics...
553
00:20:26,888 --> 00:20:28,988
Dub C and Mack 10 of
Westside Connection,
554
00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:30,123
and DJ Pooh.
555
00:20:30,225 --> 00:20:31,958
Heh. Pooh.
556
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:34,227
Now, Dre gave birth to 213's Snoop Dogg,
557
00:20:34,329 --> 00:20:36,930
which led to The Lady of Rage,
Tha Dogg Pound...
558
00:20:36,998 --> 00:20:40,266
Daz and Kurupt...
Warren G, Dr. Dre's stepbrother,
559
00:20:40,368 --> 00:20:43,670
and Nate Dogg,
who is in no relation to Snoop Dogg,
560
00:20:43,772 --> 00:20:45,605
but he's like everyone's adopted brother
561
00:20:45,707 --> 00:20:47,640
because they can't sing
a refrain without him.
562
00:20:47,785 --> 00:20:49,442
There's so many Doggs.
563
00:20:49,544 --> 00:20:52,178
And that's it. That's my family tree.
564
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,346
[Sighs]
565
00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:55,114
Ah, good enough.
566
00:20:58,384 --> 00:21:00,508
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00:21:00,558 --> 00:21:05,108
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