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Louis: Oh, yeah, that looks good.
Perfect.
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The curtain on this
voting booth is broken.
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I have a shower curtain at home...
has an octopus on it.
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Uh, Jess, fix this.
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I want Election Day to run
as smoothly as possible.
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Our way of life depends on it.
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What do you need our help with?
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Setting up the polling station.
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In just one week,
voters will use our humble restaurant
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to choose between Bill
Clinton and Bob Dole.
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Well,
at least we're getting paid for this.
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Only in civic pride. I volunteered.
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[Softly] Divorce.
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Are you gonna register
to vote this year, Mom?
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No interest.
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American politics is so
boring compared to Taiwan.
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[Indistinct shouting]
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And those people were in the same party.
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Well, I believe in voting.
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Who we pick as president matters.
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There's so many issues at stake.
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Please. It's not as if your vote counts.
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- Of course it does.
- Evan.
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The Electoral College violates the
rule of "one person, one vote."
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It was made to benefit slave-owners
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by distributing votes.
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That means the candidate
who wins the popular vote
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can still lose the election.
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And that is extremely undemocratic.
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But you get a sticker.
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[Groans] Why are we talking about stuff
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that no one cares about?!
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Tupac is dead!
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S03E04
Citizen Jessica
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Fresh off the boat
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I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go
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If you don't know,
homey, now you know
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Fresh off the boat
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Homey,
you don't know where I come from
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But I know where I'm goin'
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I'm fresh off the boat
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[Brakes squeal]
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[Groans]
This light always takes forever.
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Evan, write to the city about this.
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Sure, but they're getting
tired of hearing from me.
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Are you in a rush, Mom?
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I'm late to close a deal I've
been working on for months.
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This house will be my biggest sale yet.
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Please drive the speed limit.
You don't want to hit someone.
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You're right.
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Then I would really be late.
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[Sighs] Did you guys watch
the news this morning?
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Yes!
The Dow Jones is at an all-time high.
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Nah, man! I said the news... MTV News.
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They're trying to pin Tupac's
assassination on Biggie!
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_
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Biggie didn't do it!
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This is just a big
distraction so we don't ask
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how his killer obtained a Glock anyways.
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We need better gun control.
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Which is why everyone should
Rock The Vote for Clinton.
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I like Bob Dole.
He seems like a nice, old man.
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He has a zero chance to win.
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Evan, I had no idea you were a Democrat.
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I belong to no party.
I believe in numbers.
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And the electoral math
doesn't work out for Dole.
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Then I guess I just have to work harder
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spreading the Dole message.
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Is Bob Dole the one that
keeps falling off stages?
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[Sighing] Yeah.
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Raul R??iz!
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Hey!
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I just closed on my
first mini-mansion...
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4 bedrooms, 10 baths.
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Very strange ratio, I know,
but I made it work.
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I know... It's a very big deal.
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- Mm-hmm.
- How's the condo market?
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Ohhh.
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Well,
I'll try to send some business your way.
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You know...
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I remember when I sold
my first big house.
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Practically my whole
commission went to taxes.
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Based on the amount of time
I spent making the sale,
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I actually wound up losing money.
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Congratulations on your success.
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[School bell rings]
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We've wanted her since sixth grade.
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The second-best table in the cafeteria.
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And it's right next to the gym door.
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If you want to go play some ball,
it's right there.
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And there's finally
enough room for all of us.
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None of us have to sit on the floor.
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You mean I don't have
to sit on the floor.
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There was no rotation, Dave.
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I still can't believe we got her.
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Our only real competition
was Ned and his friends.
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Thank God he got into Morrissey.
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Singing, frowning,
wearing a flower in his back pocket...
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Now he eats lunch all alone.
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Guys, can we agree we're
killing it in eighth grade?
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[All cheer]
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Just like how Biggie killed Tupac.
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[Thud]
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One... East Coast/West
Coast rivalry sells albums.
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Biggie needed 'Pac to get paid.
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Two... Puffy loves Biggie too much
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to let him do something
stupid like this.
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Three... Biggie travels by train.
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So you mean to tell me
that Biggie traveled
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from New York to Las Vegas,
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saw the sunrise over the Grand Canyon,
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and he still had enough anger
inside him to shoot Tupac?
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Biggie's innocent.
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Okay.
If Biggie didn't do it, then who did?
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Oh, I have my theories.
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I'm so sad
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I'm so lonely, lonely
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Lo-o-nely
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I was sittin' at a red light
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Oh. Hey. Check it out, boss.
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I've repurposed some
of our Halloween stuff.
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And amber waves of
[Zombie voice] brains!
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You're going to ruin Election Day.
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[Door opens]
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Hey! Did you sell the house?
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Yes.
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Congratulations!
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Where's your celebration dance?
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- Are you okay?
- No!
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Raul Ruiz said that this
big commission I earned
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is going to push us into
a higher tax bracket.
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I looked into it, and it's true.
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I'm going to end up
losing money on this sale
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to pay more stupid taxes.
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Well, you know, taxes aren't all bad.
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They pay for stuff we need,
like roads and schools.
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Whose side are you on...
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[Engine revs]
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It's outrageous that I should have to...
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[Engine revs]
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[Engine revving]
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[Engine shuts off]
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Hector?
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Is this your car?
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Ye-e-ah!
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I'm into street racing.
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I have a body for drifting...
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A perfect 50/50 weight split.
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Lucky you. My body's dumb.
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Jessica: Look at this paint job.
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It's like a blue car drove
through a gold waterfall
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and then the wind just
started blowing the gold away.
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Hell yeah.
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Check out my exhaust, too.
Cost me about 1,000 bones.
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$1,000?
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I dropped 10 grand under the hood, too.
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You can't be part of
the Brown Rice Car Club
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without coming correct.
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How do you afford all this?
You're a cook.
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And I'm supposed to split my
tips with you. And I don't.
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It's all right.
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I know you and Herb are
saving up for a gazebo.
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Yeah. I always have a little extra
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'cause I don't pay the taxman.
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I took this business
seminar by Wesley Snipes.
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It really opened up my eyes.
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Yeah.
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[Sad music plays]
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Male announcer:
Jimmy just wants to fly a kite.
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Where are the children supposed to play?
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Support the Clean Parks Initiative.
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Vote "Yes" on Prop B.
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Hm. I'm definitely voting for that.
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All these political ads...
you know they're just
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using that kid to manipulate you.
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Female announcer: This is Sarah.
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[Groans] Here we go again.
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What's wrong with Sarah?
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Sarah has a dream...
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that voters will pass a bond measure
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for a new mixed-use sports arena.
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That's just another thing that
my taxes are going to pay for
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that Hector will get to use for free.
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Is he an illegal immigrant?
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It's "undocumented immigrant."
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Saying "illegal" is kind of offensive.
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- And no, Hector's a citizen.
- How do you know?
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He has a Social Security number.
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Well, then, doesn't the government
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take taxes out of his paycheck?
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No, because he asked me to pay him
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through his corporation,
Technotron Logistics.
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Hector is incorporated?!
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But it costs a lot of
money to incorporate.
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We're not even incorporated.
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Yeah,
and I keep telling you we should be.
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Yes, it costs money now,
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but we'd be saving so
much money in the future.
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I stopped listening after you said
"it costs money now."
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Male announcer: Illegal immigrants
keep coming onto our shores.
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The federal government won't stop them,
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yet makes us pay billions
to take care of them.
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But the Wall Keepers want to stop that.
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I'm Jack Clovis,
president of the Wall Keepers
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and owner of a Blimpie Subs & Salads.
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I want to end illegal immigration
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by putting up a wall
of Border Patrol agents
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on our shore.
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Enough is enough.
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Also, come down to Blimpie's.
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We've improved our crabmeat.
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Such fearmongering.
Can you believe this ad?
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Put those back.
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- This is messed up.
- Why?
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You're a citizen, so...
doesn't apply to you.
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Jessica, these signs are
a huge polling violation.
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No electioneering within
100 feet of a polling place.
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I thought you'd be happy.
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I now see the point in voting.
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But this proposition is anti-immigrant.
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- So?
- You're an immigrant.
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I'm a legal immigrant.
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I did it the right way.
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I went through the immigration process.
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I waited my turn.
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I didn't jump the line.
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This is just about fairness.
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Oh. Hector, come back.
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He's the only one with
the key to the freezer.
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[Door closes]
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[Engine revs, tires squeal]
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[Whistles]
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Tupac wanted to leave Death Row Records.
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His killer is obviously Suge Knight!
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Shh! Don't say his name, fool!
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He's like a hip-hop Candyman!
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Shh! Don't say "Candyman."
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Man, screw Tupac.
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Hey! Hey! Ooh!
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Tupac wasn't really a thug!
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He went to a fancy
performing-arts school.
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He studied acting and ballet.
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He was in "The Nutcracker"
and played the damn Mouse King.
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"Thug life"? Try "hug life."
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That's immaterial, homey.
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Walter, stick to the question at hand.
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Who do you think killed him?
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Courtney Love.
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That's stupid!
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This has Tony Danza written all over it.
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For real?!
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I just read in Source magazine
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that Tony Danza used to write to
'Pac when he was in prison.
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So? They're pen pals.
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It's super-weird but not a big deal.
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Yeah,
but here's the thing about Tony Danza...
258
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He doesn't like it when
other people succeed.
259
00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:49,191
Tony Danza is the first
person to lift someone up!
260
00:09:49,293 --> 00:09:51,626
His letters were the only thing keeping
'Pac alive!
261
00:09:51,729 --> 00:09:53,128
I have a question...
262
00:09:53,197 --> 00:09:54,932
Who's Tupac, again?
263
00:09:57,334 --> 00:09:59,334
I bet Lil'
Kim and Faith Evans teamed up.
264
00:09:59,436 --> 00:10:00,869
- Naw, man! It was...
- No, I know who did it!
265
00:10:00,938 --> 00:10:02,437
It's my turn to talk, tricks!
266
00:10:02,506 --> 00:10:03,772
No, I think it's your turn to shut up!
267
00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:05,507
Your mom didn't tell me to shut up
268
00:10:05,576 --> 00:10:07,209
when I took her to dinner and a movie.
269
00:10:07,311 --> 00:10:09,578
Oh, did you order the
nuggets off the kids menu?
270
00:10:09,646 --> 00:10:11,480
Ask her to cut up your hot dog?
271
00:10:11,548 --> 00:10:13,115
At least Brian believes in Christmas.
272
00:10:13,183 --> 00:10:14,483
We are Unitarian!
273
00:10:14,551 --> 00:10:17,219
I can't listen to a guy who has
a crush on the school nurse.
274
00:10:17,287 --> 00:10:18,854
She's fine and she take care of me.
275
00:10:18,956 --> 00:10:21,390
You know what? I'm not really
enjoying this table right now.
276
00:10:21,425 --> 00:10:23,058
- Me neither.
- This blows. I'm out.
277
00:10:23,127 --> 00:10:25,560
Guys, come back!
We could lose the table!
278
00:10:25,662 --> 00:10:28,930
Did Tupac sing
"Parents Just Don't Understand"?
279
00:10:29,032 --> 00:10:30,432
Guys?!
280
00:10:32,636 --> 00:10:34,342
Vote for Bob Dole?
281
00:10:35,005 --> 00:10:37,706
Don't you want to vote
for a sweet grandpa?
282
00:10:37,775 --> 00:10:39,578
Vote for Bob Dole.
283
00:10:40,411 --> 00:10:42,310
Are you voting for Clinton
or Dole this year, sir?
284
00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:44,346
I'm voting for the
Green Party candidate.
285
00:10:44,448 --> 00:10:45,447
Oh. Okay.
286
00:10:45,516 --> 00:10:46,915
Well, I'll vote for this chair, then,
287
00:10:46,984 --> 00:10:48,617
'cause it has an equal
chance of winning.
288
00:10:50,921 --> 00:10:53,688
Here, Emery. Let me help you.
289
00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:55,690
Here you go. Vote for Dole.
290
00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:57,058
Thanks, Evan.
291
00:10:57,094 --> 00:10:59,261
I'm thrilled you've decided
to join the revolution.
292
00:10:59,363 --> 00:11:00,228
Oh, I haven't.
293
00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:01,563
I'm just trying to prove to you
294
00:11:01,598 --> 00:11:03,598
that we can hand out all these buttons
295
00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:06,001
and it still won't make a difference.
296
00:11:06,069 --> 00:11:07,602
Listen to the wind, brother.
297
00:11:07,671 --> 00:11:11,540
Boys! No electioneering within
100 feet of a polling place!
298
00:11:11,608 --> 00:11:13,275
[Crowd chanting in
distance] What about Hector?
299
00:11:13,343 --> 00:11:15,677
No! No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!
300
00:11:15,746 --> 00:11:19,904
[Chanting "No al 187!"]
301
00:11:20,884 --> 00:11:21,783
What the hell?!
302
00:11:21,852 --> 00:11:23,418
I brought my car club to protest
303
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,487
Jessica's support of Prop 187.
304
00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:26,922
Don't worry. They'll be gone soon.
305
00:11:27,024 --> 00:11:28,223
I called the authorities.
306
00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:30,425
The police can't do anything.
It's a peaceful protest.
307
00:11:30,494 --> 00:11:32,412
I didn't call the police.
308
00:11:33,697 --> 00:11:35,130
[Alarm clock rings]
309
00:11:35,232 --> 00:11:36,465
Wake up!
310
00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:37,933
Register and vote!
311
00:11:38,035 --> 00:11:39,604
Rock the Vote!
312
00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:42,057
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313
00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:44,118
_
314
00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:47,442
Naw. My friends are irritating
the hell out of me right now.
315
00:11:47,726 --> 00:11:49,499
_
316
00:11:49,613 --> 00:11:52,180
They all act like they're the
smartest ones at the table.
317
00:11:52,859 --> 00:11:56,507
_
318
00:11:56,653 --> 00:11:58,253
I don't need to be
around people like that.
319
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:01,145
_
320
00:12:01,478 --> 00:12:05,704
_
321
00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:08,879
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322
00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:10,699
But Biggie didn't kill Tupac!
323
00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:13,001
_
324
00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:14,302
Thank you.
325
00:12:14,547 --> 00:12:17,928
_
326
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:22,442
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327
00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:25,614
VJ: And now for the posthumous premiere
328
00:12:25,682 --> 00:12:26,982
of Tupac's "Toss It Up,"
329
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,618
featuring Danny Boy and K-Ci & JoJo.
330
00:12:29,686 --> 00:12:30,785
["Toss It Up" plays]
331
00:12:30,854 --> 00:12:32,287
Toss it up
332
00:12:32,389 --> 00:12:34,189
[Rapping]
Lord have mercy,Father help us all
333
00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:35,724
Since you supplied
your phone number
334
00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:37,125
I can't help but call
335
00:12:37,227 --> 00:12:38,927
Time for action,
conversatin', we relaxin'
336
00:12:38,996 --> 00:12:40,262
Oh, my God.
337
00:12:45,202 --> 00:12:47,502
I can't believe you
called INS to do a sweep.
338
00:12:47,571 --> 00:12:50,972
If everyone is here legally,
there should be no problem.
339
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:53,642
[Engine revs, tires squeal]
340
00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:55,277
You can still get him.
341
00:12:55,379 --> 00:12:57,279
There's a long,
terrible light at the end of the street.
342
00:12:57,381 --> 00:12:58,780
It takes, like, five minutes.
343
00:12:58,882 --> 00:13:00,715
- Ma'am, you'll have to come with us.
- Why?
344
00:13:00,817 --> 00:13:02,183
We ran a check on everyone here
345
00:13:02,252 --> 00:13:03,985
and found two illegal immigrants...
346
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:07,059
Hector Martinez and you.
347
00:13:07,858 --> 00:13:09,491
- What?!
- Ma'am?
348
00:13:09,593 --> 00:13:10,659
[Snaps fingers] Ma'am?
349
00:13:10,761 --> 00:13:12,294
She's shutting down.
350
00:13:12,362 --> 00:13:13,995
I've seen this before...
When Connie Chung
351
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,665
blew off her autograph
request at Nordstrom's.
352
00:13:20,705 --> 00:13:22,169
_
353
00:13:22,272 --> 00:13:24,197
_
354
00:13:24,279 --> 00:13:26,196
_
355
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,175
_
356
00:13:28,443 --> 00:13:31,205
_
357
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,743
Again, we don't speak Spanish.
358
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:36,680
He was the only attorney I
could find on short notice.
359
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,849
Plus, he gave me a free T-shirt.
360
00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:40,050
Okay, here.
361
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:42,018
Just fill this out to
update your Green Card
362
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,987
and restore your
permanent-resident status.
363
00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:47,057
I thought "permanent resident"
meant "permanent."
364
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,826
I didn't know I had to keep
renewing my Green Card.
365
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:50,861
I would have found this out sooner
366
00:13:50,929 --> 00:13:52,629
if you'd ever registered to vote.
367
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:56,032
I'm a permanent resident.
It's basically the same thing.
368
00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:58,435
So you just plan to have
a Green Card forever.
369
00:13:58,503 --> 00:14:00,203
Don't you want to become a citizen?
370
00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:02,038
I tried, but the process was so...
371
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,175
They interrogate you and they ask you
372
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,711
a million questions,
like you're a criminal,
373
00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:10,046
like they're trying
to catch you in a lie.
374
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,481
Plus, you have to take a test,
375
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,083
memorize the Pledge of Allegiance.
376
00:14:13,151 --> 00:14:14,951
Why would I want to do all that?
377
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,354
To vote, to be on game shows...
378
00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:19,089
It takes years, it's expensive,
379
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,423
and it's all for a piece of paper
380
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,959
that will make no difference
in my day-to-day life.
381
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,529
Is that why you never wear the
American-flag pin I got you?
382
00:14:26,598 --> 00:14:29,427
No, I don't wear that because
I don't like holes in my shirt.
383
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:30,734
I'll send you a bill.
384
00:14:30,802 --> 00:14:32,402
And I will wait till the
final-reminder letter
385
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:33,503
to pay it.
386
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,678
Oh. Hector called.
387
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:42,679
He quit.
388
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,147
He's afraid to set foot in here
389
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,982
now that the INS knows about him.
390
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,651
So he really is undocumented.
391
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:49,219
He said his folks came here from Mexico
392
00:14:49,254 --> 00:14:51,154
for a better life when he was a baby.
393
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,023
I bet he was a really cute baby.
394
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,090
[Sighs]
395
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,159
Well, I'm sorry about Hector,
396
00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:57,427
but the rules are the rules.
397
00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:58,795
How could you say that?
398
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:01,331
Right now, you're technically
an undocumented immigrant, too.
399
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,565
But my situation is different.
400
00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:04,200
I just messed up some paperwork.
401
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,102
Hector is here illegally.
402
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:08,538
Do you know who the original
illegal immigrants were?
403
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:09,606
The Pilgrims.
404
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,875
This country was founded
by illegal immigrants.
405
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,577
Like my porcelain
Colonial mice figurines.
406
00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:15,679
I know.
407
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,047
And I respect them.
408
00:15:17,115 --> 00:15:19,883
This issue is too complex to
be reduced to a sound bite...
409
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,085
Like that Wall Keepers
ad that manipulated you.
410
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,220
Or that Clean Parks ad
that manipulated you.
411
00:15:24,289 --> 00:15:26,356
That's different.
Jimmy needs to fly his kite.
412
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,490
[Sighs]
413
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:31,594
Look, people like Hector
are stuck in a gray area.
414
00:15:31,663 --> 00:15:34,464
His parents brought him here.
He was raised in this country.
415
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,000
He loves America. He has a family.
416
00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:38,535
[Sighs] What if it were you?
417
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,439
Besides,
he's the hardest worker we have.
418
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:44,407
I mean, who's gonna do a better job...
Nancy?
419
00:15:44,509 --> 00:15:46,142
I've already dropped two taco platters,
420
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:47,711
and I'm not even on the clock yet.
421
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:53,817
[School bell rings]
422
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:55,051
Eddie: Thank you for coming.
423
00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:56,753
I'm sorry things got so heated.
424
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,421
That "hot dog" comment hurt.
425
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,724
I have to cut them up because
my jaw has a weak hinge.
426
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,325
And we could've lost our friendship
427
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,661
over what turned out was
just us being ill-informed.
428
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:08,031
New information has come to light.
429
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,133
["Toss It Up" plays]
430
00:16:13,271 --> 00:16:14,504
What are you pointing at?
431
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:15,805
Wait for it.
432
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:17,140
[Rapping]
Lord have mercy, Father...
433
00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,181
He's wearing Penny Hardaways!
434
00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:26,816
And when did Nike release those?
435
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,752
Like... a week ago.
436
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,454
Which is way after Tupac died.
437
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,890
It's like this video was
shot after his death.
438
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:35,825
So, are you saying...
439
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:39,629
Tupac is not the guy that sang
"Parents Just Don't Understand"?
440
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:44,434
[Sighs] What I'm saying is
that none of us are right
441
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,336
about who killed Tupac...
442
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:49,439
Because Tupac is still alive.
443
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:53,877
Trent: It makes sense.
444
00:16:55,113 --> 00:16:57,113
Walter said he was an actor.
445
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,382
Maybe Tupac staged his death
to get out of the rap game.
446
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:00,383
Well, that's stupid.
447
00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:01,918
He probably did it to boost sales.
448
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,320
Yo!
We can disagree and still be friends.
449
00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:06,022
It doesn't have to turn into a fight.
450
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:09,025
Like, we can insult each other,
but just do it in a funny way.
451
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,994
Like how you're a baby
who sleeps with a Gloworm?
452
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:11,961
Not like that, no.
453
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,263
Sorry.
454
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,731
It's okay.
455
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,899
I'm just saying...
456
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:18,268
Every time a rapper dies,
their sales go up.
457
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,170
So it makes sense that
Tupac would've thought...
458
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,506
Voting is about to begin.
459
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,275
I'm expecting long lines.
460
00:17:25,343 --> 00:17:27,777
If you can't handle it, guess what.
461
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:28,812
You can.
462
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:29,879
[Door opens]
463
00:17:29,981 --> 00:17:31,081
Hey, boss.
464
00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:34,250
Hector. I thought you quit.
465
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:37,620
I did. But then, uh, Jessica called me.
466
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,689
We went to see that
immigration attorney.
467
00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:42,225
He figured out how to get
Hector right with the law.
468
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,694
I have to pay all my back taxes,
but if I sell my car,
469
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,729
then I should be able
to cover what I owe.
470
00:17:46,771 --> 00:17:48,668
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471
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:51,430
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472
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,404
I'll have to return
to Mexico for 30 days
473
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:55,839
and, uh, reapply for my visa,
474
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:57,807
but, uh,
he said it shouldn't be a problem.
475
00:17:57,909 --> 00:17:59,375
But when he comes back,
476
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:02,011
Hector's going to help us incorporate.
477
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,580
He says it will cost money now,
478
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,216
but we'll save so mu
money in the future.
479
00:18:06,284 --> 00:18:08,985
That is literally what I said.
I said the exact same thing.
480
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,588
I think you put Hector through enough.
481
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:15,992
We are even now.
482
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,661
Please don't embarrass
me by thanking me,
483
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:21,131
and I won't embarrass
you by apologizing.
484
00:18:21,199 --> 00:18:22,543
O...kay.
485
00:18:23,223 --> 00:18:25,401
I'm sorry for not being
straight with you, boss.
486
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:26,503
It's all right.
487
00:18:26,571 --> 00:18:27,937
I really thought you were a citizen,
though.
488
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,706
You gave me a Social Security number.
489
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,108
I gave you the code to
get directly to Mike Tyson
490
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,543
in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
491
00:18:33,578 --> 00:18:36,613
007-37-3596.
492
00:18:36,681 --> 00:18:37,780
Oh.
493
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:39,249
[Watch alarm beeps]
494
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,617
It's time to go live!
495
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,218
Unlock the doors.
496
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:46,523
Precinct 42 is officially
open for democracy!
497
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,959
I can't believe only
four voters showed up.
498
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:52,729
With voter apathy at an all-time high,
499
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:56,266
this election had the lowest
turnout in modern history.
500
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:57,800
But break out the Cuban sandwiches,
501
00:18:57,869 --> 00:19:01,471
because Prop.
187 was stopped at the border.
502
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,705
[Chuckles]
503
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,575
What Gus is trying to say
is that it was defeated.
504
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,844
It's a confusing, racially problematic
505
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,012
choice of words.
506
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,147
Well, tell that to all the
open mics where it killed.
507
00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:13,082
Countywide early returns indicate
508
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:15,351
all precincts went to Bill Clinton.
509
00:19:15,453 --> 00:19:16,352
Hell yeah!
510
00:19:16,454 --> 00:19:18,421
Except for Precinct 42,
511
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:22,659
where Bob Dole miraculously
won by a landslide!
512
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:25,528
Yes! You said that Bob Dole
wouldn't win any precincts!
513
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:29,080
Yes, congratulations on your victory,
Emery.
514
00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:34,938
Who did you vote for, Dad?
515
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,372
Oh, no.
516
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,408
I was so focused on running
the polling station,
517
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,109
I forgot to vote.
518
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:41,744
I'm part of the problem.
519
00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:43,680
You are also part of the solution.
520
00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:47,250
I decided I'm going to
apply for citizenship.
521
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,252
[Chuckles] That's fantastic!
522
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,155
I'm not going to let the
process intimidate me.
523
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,990
Bring on the interrogation. I'm ready.
524
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,658
Mm. I want to be able to vote.
525
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:57,927
And to be on "Wheel of Fortune" one day.
526
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,364
Whoo!
527
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,848
Oh, no! Our table!
528
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,072
I'm depressed.
529
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:10,640
What do we do?
530
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:13,643
I'm not gonna tell him to move.
It would devastate him.
531
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,413
[Scoffs] I guess we'll make it work.
532
00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:22,152
Of course I'm sitting
on the floor again.
533
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,119
Of course I am.
534
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:24,254
We'll do a rotation. I...
535
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,156
Oh, don't!
536
00:20:26,984 --> 00:20:30,859
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