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Okay, you ready
to do our Week in Review?
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It really shouldn't be
called a Week in Review
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because we're figuring
out the upcoming week.
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Okay, so how about we call
it the Week in Preview?
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Or we call it Stephanie.
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Michelle Pfeiffer's character in
"Grease 2."
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It's kind of the perfect movie.
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Agree to agree.
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So, this week, what do we got?
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Okay, well, the investment property
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has finally been cleared of black mold,
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so I need to get the house listed.
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And a convention's in town,
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so Cattleman's is going to be busy.
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Don't forget all the boys' stuff.
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We don't want a repeat of last week.
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I can't believe I forgot to
bring Emery his toothpicks.
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Hang tight, Clyde.
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I'm sure he'll be here any minute now.
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[Sighs]
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Well, this week,
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nothing is falling through the cracks
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because of my new secret weapon.
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My wristband. [Chuckles]
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Just like the one
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NFL quarterback Kordell Stewart uses.
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It's filled with
schedules and to-do lists.
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Like right here, it says,
"Get Emery's toothpicks."
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And, uh, ooh, here I made a
note that Wednesday afternoon,
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you and I have the whole
house to ourselves...
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for four minutes.
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[Chuckling] Louis.
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And you know I only need two.
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[Chuckling] Louis.
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Shall I pencil you in... twice?
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Oh, Louis.
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[Chuckles]
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Our Week in Review is a great system.
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I love how we're a team.
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Me too. Team Lessica!
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[Chuckles]
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Jouis?
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I'll keep thinking.
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S02E18
Week in Review
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Fresh off the boat
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I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go
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If you don't know,
homey, now you know
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Fresh off the boat
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Homey,
you don't know where I come from
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But I know where I'm goin'
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I'm fresh off the boat
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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
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[School bell rings]
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[Scoffs] Dude, Mr. G sucks!
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He marked all of these answers wrong
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just because I didn't show my work.
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What happened to being mysterious?
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Let it go, man.
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I need everybody focused on the
student-faculty basketball game.
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There's a pizza party on the line,
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and I do not want a repeat of last year.
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Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
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So good.
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- Mmm.
- Mmm!
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- Mm-mm-mmm!
- Mmm!
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I wish you could taste how good this is.
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Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
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- Mmm!
- Mmm!
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This year, I want victory... and pizza.
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Why do you get to be coach?
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Take a lap.
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Don't worry, coach.
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We're gonna win.
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I got mad skills.
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I'm sorry.
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Were you playing basketball or
trying to do the "Macarena"?
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Sidebar...
Bar Mitzvah season is approaching.
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May I suggest that we all
brush up on our "Macarenas"?
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But I just mastered the "Tootsee Roll."
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- "Mastered" is generous.
- Better than you.
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I'm a little white kid
flirting with scoliosis.
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That's your bar?
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Looking good.
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So, this is the broker's magazine
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we need to get the house listed in.
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Shouldn't Grandma Huang be here?
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I mean,
she's an investor in the property, too.
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She said she had a previously
scheduled appointment.
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[Crowd chanting] Jerry! Jerry!
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Jerry! Jerry! Jer...
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So,
the deadline to get into the next issue
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is Friday at 5:00 p.m.
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How about I write the
copy and take the pictures
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and you stage the house?
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Great. Staging is my specialty.
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I used to help the
Tampa Police Department
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re-create crime scenes.
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[Door closes] Louis: Don't mind me.
I know you're working.
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I had to run some errands
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and thought I would
surprise my favorite ladies
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with some lunch.
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Louis, thank you.
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Honey: [Chuckling] That is so sweet.
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We're so lucky to have
such supportive husbands.
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- Mm.
- Honey.
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You know where my shirt
with the blue flowers is?
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Yes, it's in the pile that's
got to go to the cleaners.
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But I was gonna wear it to
lunch at the club today.
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Well, I've been really busy
with the investment property...
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which, of course [chuckles] you know
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because you've been so supportive,
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which is why you're happy
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to take the shirt to
the cleaners yourself?
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Yeah.
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I guess I'll just cancel. [Chuckles]
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What is this?
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Oh, my homework's on the back, Mr. G.
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My mom likes to recycle paper.
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She wrote a note on the bottom.
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Jessica: "Dear Teacher, Paper is paper."
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Excuses from your mom
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aren't gonna help you
on the basketball court.
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Hold up. You're on the faculty team?
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Hey, Trent, we can cancel practice!
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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You would want to cancel practice.
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I know you don't like to work.
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You certainly don't like to show it.
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Well, I heard you don't like to show up,
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like for your son's birth.
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Heard you missed that.
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- Oh, no, he didn't!
- Aw, shoot!
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Ohhhhhh!
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I was a little late.
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By the time you could see the head,
I was in the room!
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But it's cool. It... It's totally cool.
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You know what?
You even score on me, one basket...
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No homework for the whole
class for the rest of the year.
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- Whoa!
- Aw, man!
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Hey, Macarena
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And if I don't score on you,
you can give me double homework.
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[Gasps] What?
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Deal.
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Eddie, what were you thinking?
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He's a grown man.
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He drives an Explorer,
Eddie Bauer edition.
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Guys, relax. I got this.
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That doesn't count. I had an itch.
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[Sighs]
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Dude, stop.
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"For each property description,
we charge 19 cents per word."
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[Whistles] Steep.
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"House good. You buy."
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You know,
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this is that four-minute
window Wednesday afternoon
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we have the whole house to ourselves.
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Louis.
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[Both giggle]
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I've been so efficient
because of my wristband,
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I even had time to
pick us up a French CD.
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Je t'aime
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Je t'aime, oui, je t'aime
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So extravagant.
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I got it on loan from the library.
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[Laughing] Oh, Louis!
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No!
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Keep it on.
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[Door opens] Oh.
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[Music stops] Eddie!
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It's the middle of the day.
What are you doing here?
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They sent me home.
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I have lice!
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[Dramatic chord plays]
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- Lice?
- It's going around school.
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The nurse said I had it
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and I couldn't come
back until it was gone.
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We didn't come to this country
so our son could get lice.
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It's so awesome.
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I can't go to school,
which means I can't play
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in the student-faculty basketball game.
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Lice?
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Oh, here.
The nurse gave me this pamphlet.
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It has all the info you need.
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Uh, uh, just put it on the table.
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Back away. Go.
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"A Parent's Guide to Lice."
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Okay, uh, first,
we have to get a special shampoo.
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Lice.
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We also have to vacuum,
wash, and disinfect
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anything Eddie has touched in
the past 24 hours... Ugh...
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And, uh,
anything he will come into contact with.
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I have a better idea.
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[Dramatic chord plays]
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Well, this obviously
throws a wrench in things,
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but we can do this.
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Jessica: I bet he got lice
from sleeping over at Dave's.
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All that orange soda made his blood
sweet, and then the lice came.
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I don't think drinking
soda gives you lice.
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You're telling me
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lice see an innocent
child in a dirty home
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drinking a sweet soda and
they don't want in on that?
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Lice live for that.
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They're the pedophiles
of the insect world.
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Well, it doesn't matter how he got it.
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We have to get rid of it,
which is why...
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One is for everyday scheduling.
One is for tackling lice.
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Okay.
Now, I'll get the treatment shampoo,
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and I know you were
supposed to take photos
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of the flip house today,
but maybe you could send Honey.
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_
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Ma, it's the '90s. We're a team.
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_
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Okay. So,
the instruction sheet also says no hugs.
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Hugs are a surefire
way to transmit lice.
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Also, all stuffed animals need
to be isolated for 24 hours.
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Well, at least Eddie doesn't play
with stuffed animals anymore.
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I have lice.
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[Dramatic chord plays] It's spreading!
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Eddie is like the monkey from
"Outbreak."
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Bao-bao.
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My baby.
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[Dramatic chord plays]
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[Dramatic music playing]
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I'm sorry.
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The needs of the many
outweigh the needs of the few.
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[Evan shrieks]
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At least poke air holes in the top.
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You mean lice doors? No.
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Evan, quit your yapping.
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Mom's got it all wrong.
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Being homeless is awesome.
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This is terrible.
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Come on.
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Won't it be nice to take a
little break from school?
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It's like you don't even know me.
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What's going on?
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We have lice.
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[Dramatic chord plays]
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Wait. How come I don't have lice?
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I mean,
how do you not want to be up in this?
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[Whoosh!] [Funky music plays]
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Lice are straight fools.
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Hey, Sharlene.
Remember what we talked about?
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How I got to stop following you home
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and looking through your bedroom window?
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It's just a simple tip on
how to be a good friend.
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Thanks, Emery.
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[Whispering] I love you.
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[Knock on window] Emery,
stay away from them!
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They are diseased!
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Hey, Dad,
did you remember my toothpicks?
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Oh, shoot!
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Ah, it's right there in the crack.
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What if the H.O.A. finds out about this?
258
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They already know I'm
scared of the dark.
259
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,449
This is too many skeletons in my closet.
260
00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:46,335
Calm down. Having lice is great.
261
00:09:46,337 --> 00:09:47,970
You get to hang out with your big bro.
262
00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:50,523
You get to spend all day outside...
263
00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:54,176
Uhp, wiener's ready!
264
00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:56,779
Hey, Em-dog, can you go inside
and throw me out some ketchup?
265
00:09:56,781 --> 00:09:58,414
I want to douse my Hebrew.
266
00:10:09,492 --> 00:10:11,544
Eddie, Evan, okay,
267
00:10:11,595 --> 00:10:13,429
we just need to put this
shampoo in your hair,
268
00:10:13,463 --> 00:10:15,064
and lice will be gone tomorrow.
269
00:10:15,066 --> 00:10:16,448
But the basketball game's tomorrow!
270
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,366
That's too soon!
271
00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:19,468
Let's do it! Team Jess-ouis!
272
00:10:19,502 --> 00:10:20,936
I'll keep thinking.
273
00:10:20,971 --> 00:10:23,572
Well, it's the M-I crooked
letter coming around the South
274
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,007
Rolling straight
Hammers and Vogues
275
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,976
In that old Southern slouch
276
00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:29,244
Ain't nothing but
incense in my atmosphere
277
00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:30,663
I'm bending corners in my 'Llac,
boy
278
00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,081
'Cause that's how we be rolling here
279
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,516
Deep, the slang is in
effect because it's Georgia
280
00:10:34,518 --> 00:10:36,018
Kicking the khakis and Adidas
281
00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:37,786
Packing yo'
heaters cause you s'posed to, cousin
282
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:40,339
Catfish and grits
is how my flow flow
283
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,624
Don't you die on me!
284
00:10:41,658 --> 00:10:43,475
But them 50 bottles got to go
285
00:10:43,526 --> 00:10:45,661
See, juice and gin used to be
my friend from the beginnin'
286
00:10:45,663 --> 00:10:47,129
And now I'm just a player
287
00:10:47,163 --> 00:10:48,647
Sipping sauce every now and then
288
00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:51,116
My heat is in the trunk
along with that quad knock
289
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,768
No,
my heart don't pump no Kool-Aid
290
00:10:52,802 --> 00:10:54,253
Jump and you'll get you sprayed
291
00:10:54,304 --> 00:10:55,187
Who raise yo' block
292
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,722
The one and only Outkast
293
00:10:56,773 --> 00:11:00,108
Many are slow then fast,
and I continue blasting swiftly
294
00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:02,244
They ain't gon' get me,
got something fo' em
295
00:11:02,278 --> 00:11:03,362
The devil up in yo grill
296
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,847
And you still don't even know
'em
297
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,265
Show 'em, who's the OK
298
00:11:06,316 --> 00:11:07,649
Like collard greens and hoecakes
299
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,618
I got soul,
that's something that you ain't got
300
00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:10,719
That's why...
301
00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:13,959
Ahh. All clear.
302
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:14,906
Yes!
303
00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:16,541
Ugh! Lice!
304
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,993
Yes! Ugh. I don't understand.
305
00:11:18,027 --> 00:11:20,495
How come the treatment worked
on Evan and not on you?
306
00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:22,531
Guess lice just can't get enough,
307
00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:24,983
can't get enough of this Eddie stuff.
308
00:11:26,777 --> 00:11:29,921
Wait, no, Big Red, keep your distance!
309
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,690
Eddie is diseased!
310
00:11:36,846 --> 00:11:37,896
[Glass thuds]
311
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,614
Mr. G says the bet is still on.
312
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:40,749
No way!
313
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,851
If I can't play in the game,
the bet is off.
314
00:11:42,853 --> 00:11:45,954
That's not how he sees it,
and he just upped the ante.
315
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,223
Now, I heard that Eddie's gonna miss
316
00:11:48,257 --> 00:11:50,025
the student-faculty
basketball game today
317
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,993
because of "lice."
318
00:11:51,995 --> 00:11:55,564
Maybe he'll be magically
cured once he finds out,
319
00:11:55,566 --> 00:11:57,165
if he doesn't show up,
320
00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,302
I'm gonna give all of
you double homework.
321
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,070
[Indistinct shouting]
322
00:12:02,104 --> 00:12:03,538
May I go to the bathroom?
323
00:12:03,573 --> 00:12:05,340
I walked straight here.
324
00:12:07,176 --> 00:12:09,945
The sharp part kept
stabbing me in the butt.
325
00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:11,746
He can't give the whole
class double homework.
326
00:12:11,781 --> 00:12:12,547
That wasn't the bet.
327
00:12:12,582 --> 00:12:13,798
Well, he is,
328
00:12:13,849 --> 00:12:15,317
and if you don't show up after school
329
00:12:15,351 --> 00:12:16,568
and score a basket on him,
330
00:12:16,619 --> 00:12:18,584
those lice will be the
only friends you have left.
331
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:22,574
I got to get back before home ec.
332
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,693
We're making beignets.
333
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:33,218
So, these are the photos
I took of the flip house.
334
00:12:36,439 --> 00:12:38,339
You can't see the house.
335
00:12:38,374 --> 00:12:40,625
I know. Cool, right?
336
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,894
It's the suggestion of house.
337
00:12:43,946 --> 00:12:45,872
I was going for a feeling.
338
00:12:46,415 --> 00:12:49,184
I mean, isn't it more
interesting to create a feeling?
339
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,904
Or, if you want, we can retake them
340
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,757
and do pictures that
actually show the house.
341
00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:56,875
Let's do that.
342
00:12:56,926 --> 00:12:58,760
That's a great idea, Honey.
343
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,529
Um, how's it going with the lice?
344
00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:03,064
It's awful.
345
00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:05,400
Just hearing the word "lice"
makes me want to scratch.
346
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,401
Oh.
347
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,952
Yeah. It's been like this all day.
348
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,136
I mean,
I know it's just in my mind, but...
349
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,244
Man,
those conventioneers made me feel dumb.
350
00:13:16,246 --> 00:13:19,130
Like I'm the only person
to ever confuse the NCAA
351
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:20,581
with the NAACP.
352
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,666
I have lice.
353
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,051
[Dramatic chord plays]
354
00:13:23,085 --> 00:13:25,219
Lice? Parents can get lice?
355
00:13:25,254 --> 00:13:26,421
That wasn't in the pamphlet.
356
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,506
I need you to get me
the treatment shampoo.
357
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:31,509
Then we need to vacuum and
wash everything all over again.
358
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,761
Plus, now we have to do
the sheets in our room.
359
00:13:33,763 --> 00:13:37,265
Also, I still have to take
pictures of the flip hou...
360
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:39,934
What... What are these for?
361
00:13:39,936 --> 00:13:41,068
I'm out.
362
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,698
What do you mean, you're out?
Louis, I thought we were a team!
363
00:13:45,883 --> 00:13:48,943
And I appreciate that... but I'm out.
364
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,968
_
365
00:13:52,615 --> 00:13:54,158
Ma, please!
366
00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:55,540
[Sighs] I'm going to Honey and Marvin's.
367
00:13:55,574 --> 00:13:56,674
You're leaving?
368
00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:57,959
Well, Eddie gave it to Evan.
369
00:13:58,010 --> 00:13:59,277
Evan gave it to you.
370
00:13:59,311 --> 00:14:01,095
It's only a matter of time
before you give it to me,
371
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:02,080
and that can't happen.
372
00:14:02,131 --> 00:14:03,598
I have to provide for this family.
373
00:14:03,632 --> 00:14:05,855
- I run a business.
- So do I.
374
00:14:06,092 --> 00:14:06,868
Well...
375
00:14:06,919 --> 00:14:10,063
Are you saying your career
is more important than mine?
376
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:11,456
- Well...
- Okay, I see.
377
00:14:11,490 --> 00:14:13,674
So, you're fine supporting my career
378
00:14:13,726 --> 00:14:16,077
as long as it doesn't
get in the way of yours.
379
00:14:16,111 --> 00:14:18,796
I support your career.
I babysit the kids all the time.
380
00:14:18,847 --> 00:14:21,616
It's not babysitting
if they're your kids.
381
00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:23,334
Well, this week, I did the laundry.
382
00:14:23,368 --> 00:14:24,418
I vacuumed.
383
00:14:24,453 --> 00:14:26,053
I even remembered Emery's toothpicks.
384
00:14:26,104 --> 00:14:28,656
That's just being a parent.
385
00:14:28,707 --> 00:14:30,625
Well, I'm not blaming you they got lice.
386
00:14:30,676 --> 00:14:32,390
Why would you blame me?!
387
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,496
Well, I mean, you're the mother.
388
00:14:35,547 --> 00:14:36,714
And you're the father.
389
00:14:36,765 --> 00:14:37,431
Exactly.
390
00:14:37,482 --> 00:14:39,267
"Exactly" what?!
391
00:14:39,318 --> 00:14:41,335
Louis, I thought we were a team.
392
00:14:41,337 --> 00:14:44,405
And I appreciate that... but I'm out.
393
00:14:44,439 --> 00:14:46,040
[Door opens]
394
00:14:47,965 --> 00:14:49,680
_
395
00:14:49,812 --> 00:14:53,004
_
396
00:14:54,016 --> 00:14:55,700
[Cheers and applause]
397
00:14:58,937 --> 00:15:00,821
Defense! Defense!
398
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:01,989
[Cheers and applause]
399
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,341
Time out!
400
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,291
[Whistle blows]
401
00:15:04,343 --> 00:15:05,976
I don't even know why we're playing.
402
00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:07,945
Even if we win,
we still get double math homework
403
00:15:07,979 --> 00:15:09,463
because Eddie didn't score a basket.
404
00:15:09,498 --> 00:15:11,065
We're doing it for the pizza, Dave.
405
00:15:11,099 --> 00:15:13,910
Or have you forgotten what
this game is really about?
406
00:15:14,336 --> 00:15:16,087
Principal Hunter's playing dirty.
407
00:15:16,121 --> 00:15:18,489
He keeps pinching my arm
when no one's looking.
408
00:15:18,523 --> 00:15:20,157
Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch,
pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch!
409
00:15:20,192 --> 00:15:22,259
Not a foul if the ref doesn't call it.
410
00:15:22,294 --> 00:15:24,812
Mmm! Pizza!
411
00:15:24,846 --> 00:15:27,948
My slice is so big,
I got to fold it in half.
412
00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:30,818
I ate so much pizza,
now I have to make more.
413
00:15:30,852 --> 00:15:32,653
[Sighs]
414
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,255
[Hums]
415
00:15:40,211 --> 00:15:41,462
[Chuckles]
416
00:15:41,496 --> 00:15:43,013
Heard there was a game today.
417
00:15:43,048 --> 00:15:44,064
Yeah
418
00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:45,783
Eddie!
419
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:46,917
You got rid of your lice!
420
00:15:46,968 --> 00:15:48,519
Nah. I still have it.
421
00:15:50,488 --> 00:15:53,073
He can't be here. He has lice.
422
00:15:53,108 --> 00:15:54,475
Then go remove him from the gym.
423
00:15:54,509 --> 00:15:55,909
I'm not going near him.
424
00:15:55,944 --> 00:15:58,746
I have a date tonight.
I shaved and everything.
425
00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:01,598
Well, I'm not doing it. I have horses.
426
00:16:01,649 --> 00:16:04,168
I wasn't about to let you
guys get double homework.
427
00:16:04,219 --> 00:16:06,386
You could have come before
there were six seconds left.
428
00:16:06,437 --> 00:16:08,255
You know I like to make an entrance.
429
00:16:08,289 --> 00:16:09,623
Hit it!
430
00:16:24,205 --> 00:16:25,722
Okay. Hit it!
431
00:16:25,773 --> 00:16:29,042
Partna, let's go half on a sack
432
00:16:29,093 --> 00:16:32,112
I got five on it
433
00:16:32,146 --> 00:16:34,348
Grab your 4, let's get keyed
434
00:16:34,382 --> 00:16:37,017
I got five on it
435
00:16:37,019 --> 00:16:39,036
Messing with that indo weed
436
00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:40,087
Let's do this.
437
00:16:40,121 --> 00:16:41,455
I got five on it
438
00:16:41,506 --> 00:16:44,141
Walter,
just pass me the ball and stand back.
439
00:16:45,727 --> 00:16:49,229
Hey, I'm not afraid of you or lice.
440
00:16:49,263 --> 00:16:50,847
Once you miss the birth of your son,
441
00:16:50,898 --> 00:16:52,149
you're not afraid of anything.
442
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,834
I'm gonna drive to the hole.
443
00:16:53,868 --> 00:16:54,885
Bring it.
444
00:16:54,919 --> 00:16:56,386
Till the joint be
burning my hand
445
00:16:56,437 --> 00:16:57,604
[Grunts]
446
00:16:57,638 --> 00:16:58,989
[Gasps]
447
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,257
[Cheers and applause]
To burn slow
448
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,225
So the ashes won't be
burning up my hand, bro
449
00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:04,444
Hoochies can hit,
but they know they got to pitch in
450
00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:06,663
But you said you were
gonna drive to the hole.
451
00:17:07,915 --> 00:17:10,433
That's a technical foul for lying!
Come on, Carl!
452
00:17:10,468 --> 00:17:13,153
Hell no, you better bring
your own spliff, chief
453
00:17:13,187 --> 00:17:15,121
What's up? Don't babysit that...
454
00:17:15,173 --> 00:17:18,825
[Crowd shrieking]
455
00:17:19,714 --> 00:17:21,361
I'm a businessman who runs a restaurant.
456
00:17:21,363 --> 00:17:22,545
I had no choice but to leave.
457
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:23,858
Absolutely.
458
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:24,831
You know, between us,
459
00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:27,183
this whole
"men and women sharing the workload,"
460
00:17:27,235 --> 00:17:29,953
"it's the '90s" business...
I give it 10 years, tops.
461
00:17:30,004 --> 00:17:31,087
[Both laugh]
462
00:17:31,122 --> 00:17:32,806
Well, I mean, I'm fine chipping in,
463
00:17:32,808 --> 00:17:34,357
- pulling my weight...
- I know. I know.
464
00:17:34,408 --> 00:17:36,793
Y-You're good at the talk. Me too.
465
00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:38,378
Coming, dear!
466
00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:40,280
- Honey: What?
- See?
467
00:17:40,314 --> 00:17:41,865
[Chuckles]
468
00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:44,050
Ah, sure is different
from our generation, huh?
469
00:17:44,085 --> 00:17:45,218
[Both laugh]
470
00:17:45,269 --> 00:17:47,237
Hey,
why don't I mix us up some Gin Rickeys?
471
00:17:47,271 --> 00:17:49,839
Remember at the start of the war
how we used to kick those back?
472
00:17:49,874 --> 00:17:51,891
[Both laugh]
473
00:17:51,926 --> 00:17:53,943
I'm not sure I was even born then.
474
00:17:56,231 --> 00:17:58,998
Aw, poor Jessica. I feel so bad for her.
475
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,484
I know. Lice is the worst.
476
00:18:01,518 --> 00:18:03,169
I'm sure that's why you guys agreed
477
00:18:03,204 --> 00:18:04,537
that it's better for you to come here
478
00:18:04,588 --> 00:18:05,922
so you don't get it yourself.
479
00:18:05,973 --> 00:18:07,006
Yeah. Yeah.
480
00:18:07,057 --> 00:18:09,192
I mean, there's no sense
in us both getting lice.
481
00:18:09,243 --> 00:18:11,244
- I mean, you run a business.
- Thank you.
482
00:18:11,295 --> 00:18:12,879
And she's a Realtor.
483
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:14,864
And she takes care of three kids,
484
00:18:14,898 --> 00:18:17,133
your mom, the investment property.
485
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,501
She runs the house,
486
00:18:18,552 --> 00:18:21,604
gets the kids off to school,
makes dinner every night.
487
00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:23,790
Oh, man. Dinner's pesky.
488
00:18:23,824 --> 00:18:25,174
Dinner always gets me.
489
00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:26,809
She really does a lot, doesn't she?
490
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,361
Well, I mean, she's able to
491
00:18:28,395 --> 00:18:30,029
because you're there to support her.
492
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,917
That's why you guys
are such a great team.
493
00:18:34,065 --> 00:18:36,135
Marvin: Coming, dear!
494
00:18:36,170 --> 00:18:38,037
Why does he keep doing that?
495
00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:39,939
He never comes.
496
00:18:43,827 --> 00:18:45,711
Stop. You don't have to do that.
497
00:18:45,746 --> 00:18:48,397
What are you doing here?
I thought you were out.
498
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:50,700
What's that?
499
00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:52,168
Just open it.
500
00:18:56,764 --> 00:18:58,958
I went to your investment property
501
00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:00,960
and I re-took the pictures
for the broker's magazine
502
00:19:00,994 --> 00:19:02,628
so you can still make your deadline.
503
00:19:02,679 --> 00:19:04,463
I can see the house.
504
00:19:04,514 --> 00:19:06,198
[Exhales sharply] That's all I wanted...
505
00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:08,668
Pictures where you can see the house!
506
00:19:12,739 --> 00:19:13,956
New sheets?
507
00:19:13,991 --> 00:19:15,408
We're burning the old ones.
508
00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:18,021
Neither of us should have to
do any more laundry tonight.
509
00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:20,896
I'm sorry.
510
00:19:20,948 --> 00:19:24,283
I guess I'm not as evolved
as I thought I was.
511
00:19:24,285 --> 00:19:26,252
I don't want to just say we're a team.
512
00:19:26,286 --> 00:19:28,270
I want us to actually be equal partners.
513
00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:29,388
Me too.
514
00:19:29,423 --> 00:19:30,523
[Chuckles]
515
00:19:30,574 --> 00:19:32,074
Come here, Team Jessi-Lou.
516
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,743
That's not bad. [Chuckles]
517
00:19:33,794 --> 00:19:36,011
It's like a country girl
who has sex too young.
518
00:19:36,046 --> 00:19:37,012
Mm.
519
00:19:38,565 --> 00:19:41,014
No, you can't hug me. I have lice.
520
00:19:41,985 --> 00:19:44,370
Then we'll have lice together.
521
00:19:44,421 --> 00:19:45,788
[Chuckles]
522
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:52,127
Louis, I just want you to know
523
00:19:52,178 --> 00:19:54,096
that if you get lice,
524
00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:55,381
I'm putting you outside with Eddie.
525
00:19:55,432 --> 00:19:57,113
I know. I've always known.
526
00:19:58,051 --> 00:19:59,351
[Sighs]
527
00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:01,804
Emery: Mom, Dad, come here!
528
00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:06,392
Let's do this, Clyde.
529
00:20:08,144 --> 00:20:09,278
You got this, buddy.
530
00:20:09,312 --> 00:20:10,729
There we go! You got it, Clyde!
531
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:11,730
Come on, Clyde! Oh!
532
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:12,698
Yes! Yay! Ah!
533
00:20:12,732 --> 00:20:13,983
I knew he could do it!
534
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,784
- Whoo-hoo!
- You did it, Clyde.
535
00:20:15,819 --> 00:20:17,236
[Knock on window]
536
00:20:21,311 --> 00:20:22,921
Mmmh.
537
00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:25,714
This pizza is so good.
538
00:20:26,782 --> 00:20:28,154
This sucks.
539
00:20:28,339 --> 00:20:29,632
Boo!
540
00:20:29,737 --> 00:20:31,874
Man, Eddie, you really came through...
541
00:20:32,086 --> 00:20:34,038
in a pinch.
542
00:20:34,487 --> 00:20:36,109
How'd you pull off that crazy fake?
543
00:20:36,241 --> 00:20:37,943
And then sink a three-pointer?
544
00:20:38,007 --> 00:20:39,181
I don't know.
545
00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:41,701
Maybe the lice shampoo
gave me super powers,
546
00:20:41,859 --> 00:20:43,060
like Spiderman.
547
00:20:43,178 --> 00:20:45,659
This could be my origin story.
548
00:20:54,728 --> 00:20:57,419
I'm probably still learning
how to harness my powers.
549
00:20:57,788 --> 00:20:59,477
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