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Eddie: In some Asian households,
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science fair week is no joke.
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When your people invented
everything
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from gunpowder to sudafed,
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nobody is cool
with you phoning it in.
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[italian accent] Oh, Luigi,
should we get married?
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There's no rush-a! We have
all the time in the world!
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[Normal voice]
Little do you know,
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she already has
another suitor... death.
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And with every grade competing
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and a pizza party on the line
for the winner,
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even the nice kids
got cutthroat.
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I mean, it's good,
but is it pizza party good?
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What up, youngsters?
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What are you making
for the science fair, Eddie?
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Oh, crap! Science fair?!
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I thought you guys were
just being nerds.
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It's both.
Projects are due Monday.
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Monday?!
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I thought we had six months
to think of something!
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We did, six months ago.
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Don't worry, Eddie.
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I'll save you a slice of pizza.
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Pizza is what they give
to the winner.
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I'm implying
that I'll be the winner.
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Maybe I still have some time
to think of something.
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[Loud crackling and bubbling]
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She was pregnant.
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S01E10
Blind Spot
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Fresh off the boat
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I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go
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if you don't know, homey,
now you know
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fresh off the boat
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homey don't know
where I come from
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but I know where I'm goin'
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I'm fresh off the boat
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sync and corrected by ninh
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[Country music playing]
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And I said, if you want it,
you're going to have to
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go and steal it back
from that bird.
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[Laughs] [Laughs] Yeah.
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Mr. Huang, you are so funny.
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Oh, Vanessa, you're just saying
that 'cause I'm the boss.
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No, I'm not. [Laughs]
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I think that the sexiest part
about a man is his funny bone.
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Mm. I bet you have a big bone.
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Funny you should say that.
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I do have usually large bones.
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It runs in my family.
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You should've seen
my grandfather...
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Bones like cinder blocks.
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Went swimming one time.
Sunk like a stone.
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Died.
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Anyway, keep up the good work!
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[Chuckles]
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Hey, Louis, guess what?
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Oscar Chow is coming to Orlando!
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Oscar Chow from college?
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Yes! [Laughs]
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He called me this morning.
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I was gonna invite him
to stay with us,
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but I wasn't sure
if you'd be comfortable.
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Oh, why would I not
be comfortable?
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I'm like a bean bag chair...
Almost always comfortable.
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Because Oscar and I
used to date.
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We were like Patrick Swayze
and Demi Moore in "Ghost,"
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except we were alive
and in college.
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Oh, that? Ancient history.
I love Oscar.
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[Chuckles] Okay. Good.
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Uh, bad news, boss. Mitch is
out sick with the chickenpox.
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Poor Mitch.
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Even when it comes to viruses,
he's an ideal host.
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[Forces laugh]
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I couldn't help overhearing
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because, well, I was listening.
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I think it's great
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that Louis isn't
one of those jealous types.
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Because if one of my exes
came to visit,
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well, Herb would probably
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just drive his car
right into the lake again.
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You know how herb gets.
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Yes. Herb.
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Thanks again
for letting me borrow
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your air mattress, Honey.
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I should get my own,
but I am very cheap.
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[Laughs] No problem.
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You have relatives in town
for the weekend?
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Oh, no. This is actually for
my college ex-boyfriend Oscar.
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I would have him stay
on the sofa bed,
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but Eddie spilled oyster sauce
on it,
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so now it smells like
an aquarium.
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Wow, and Louis is okay
with that?
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Well, he was upset at first,
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but you know
how oyster sauce is.
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You can scrub and scrub...
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Uh, no. No, I meant about your
ex-boyfriend staying with you.
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Marvin would never let any of
my ex-boyfriends stay with us.
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He's too jealous.
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Nancy said the same thing
about Herb.
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Who's Nancy? Herb's girlfriend.
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Ah. Oh, Marvin thinks
I'm such a catch
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that other men
can't be trusted around me.
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That's terrible.
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Yeah.
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Terrible.
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Anyway, um,
you should feel lucky
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that you don't have to
deal with that from Louis.
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Yes.
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Lucky.
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If you need a second opinion,
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you should ask
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one of the other kids
building a volcano.
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I hear it's this year's
"potato battery."
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Make some noise
for the power of science!
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What is that?
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It's a football
and it's a phone!
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Eddie, you need
to apply yourself.
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If you keep looking
for shortcuts,
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you'll never realize
your potential.
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Where'd you learn that? Oprah?
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Barney.
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On Oprah.
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What's your project, huh?
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[Fabric rustles]
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Watch.
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[Click, electricity humming]
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[Electrical humming continues]
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[Printer whirs]
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[Beeps]
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It breaks down Dr. Pepper
into its 23 individual flavors.
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You're not gonna believe this.
One of them isn't pepper.
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Damn, son! You unlocked the doc!
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Ugh! [Thud]
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There goes my pizza party.
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There's no way
I'm beating Evan now.
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["Chicken dance" playing]
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[Booming]
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Yo.
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What's that on your arm?
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Mm.
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Louis: Chickenpox.
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[Sighs]
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[Weakly] Need to work on...
project.
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The only things you need
are bed rest,
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ironically, chicken soup,
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and the healing powers
of white flower oil.
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But it smells. Shh.
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Focus on absorbing the oil.
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Science fair.
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No science fair.
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Yes! [Singsongy] Look like
I'm winning the pizza party!
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What? I can't have a dark side?
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Okay, everybody,
we can't have Oscar Chow staying
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in a house full of invalids.
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So everybody out. Grandma's room
is now a quarantine zone.
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Like "outbreak." Great movie.
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Is that the one
with the cute monkey?
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Emery, if you ever see
a monkey like that,
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you run, okay?
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You run and you don't look back.
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And stay away from Evan
because he is contagious.
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Your mother's right.
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We don't want you boys
missing the science fair.
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You can't stay in this room,
or you're gonna get chickenpox.
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Yeah
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Guys, come on, let's go!
Get out of there.
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[Sighs]
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Oscar will be here any minute.
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[Chuckles] Oh, boy.
Oscar Chow. What a guy.
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So I thought I would take Oscar
jacuzzi shopping
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at that place that lets you
test drive the jacuzzi.
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I think I'll wear my red bikini.
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Hmm. Is Oscar looking for
a jacuzzi?
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He's gonna have to ship it.
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Well, maybe we'll go
for massages afterwards.
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Hmm, shiatsu.
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Did you know there's
a-a ranch in Japan
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where they massage the cows?
[Chuckles]
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Talk about lucky cows.
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Are you sure
you're not jealous, Louis?
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[Chuckles] It's okay
if you are.
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Jealous of Oscar?
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[Laughing]
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No.
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Because, you know, they say you
never get over your first love.
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Mm. My first love was
Dolly Parton.
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What a butt.
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Be more jealous!
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Why aren't you more jealous?!
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You want me to be jealous
of Oscar?
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[Chuckles]
Jessica, that's crazy.
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Oh, so it's so crazy
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that other men might
find me attractive?
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No. [Doorbell rings]
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Oscar!
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Did somebody say
"croquembouche"?
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The sugar is the scaffolding.
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And these are for you, Eddie.
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I don't know if boys are still
into wind chimes these days,
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but I hope
their gentle tinklings
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will always remind you of home.
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[Wood clatters]
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Uh...
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He loves them!
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Thank you, Oscar!
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[Chuckles] So thoughtful.
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So attentive.
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So, Oscar, what brings you
to Orlando?
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I'm auditioning for
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the "Aladdin" ice show
spectacular.
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[Gasps] Oh!
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It's going to be my big break.
I can just feel it.
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Well, you were always
such an athlete.
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Well, I'm gonna go freshen up.
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Boys, uh, show Oscar
to the guest bathroom.
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[Lowered voice]
We have a guest bathroom?
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[Whispers] The bathroom.
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[Wood clattering]
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[Louis chuckles]
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You don't see it?
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See what?
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[Sighs] Jessica, he's gay.
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Oscar Chow is very, very gay.
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Gay? That's ridiculous.
Oscar is not gay.
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We dated for an entire summer
in college.
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Did he ever kiss you?
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- Of course he...
- Forehead doesn't count.
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He's a gentleman! [Scoffs]
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Jessica, everyone knows
you have a blind spot
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when it comes to gay people.
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Your gaydar is broken.
You can't tell if someone's gay.
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Well, that is not true.
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[Grunts]
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Boys, stop fighting!
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[Scoffs] Why can't you be
more like them?
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So nice to see brothers
getting along.
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Men:
goodbye, yellow brick road
yeah, well, I think that...
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[Gasps]
where the
dogs of society howl
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Watch out, Louis! [Panting]
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You can't plant me
in your penthouse
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A gang!
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I'm going back to my plough
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["IA Mamma Morta" from
"Andrea Ch?nier" playing]
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[Audience sniffling]
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I don't get it. This movie has
nothing to do with Philadelphia.
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Shh!
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They should put Rocky in this movie.
It would liven things up.
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That doesn't prove anything,
just because...
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Wait. Who was gay
in "Philadelphia"?
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How's my favorite
little brother do...
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[Muffled coughing]
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I know you want my chickenpox
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so you can get out
of the science fair.
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Great.
Then we're on the same page.
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Now give me those sweet pox.
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Sorry, Eddie. I don't want
to see you waste your potential.
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But the science fair's
on Friday, and I got no ideas!
258
00:10:03,241 --> 00:10:05,074
Science is all around us.
259
00:10:05,109 --> 00:10:06,799
Ugh!
260
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:11,996
Besides, I'm saving my germs
for someone else.
261
00:10:15,255 --> 00:10:17,787
So beautiful. So tragic.
262
00:10:20,851 --> 00:10:23,426
[Wood clattering]
263
00:10:24,097 --> 00:10:26,435
Eddie: Is this science?
264
00:10:26,696 --> 00:10:28,679
I can't believe we're
still having this conversation.
265
00:10:28,699 --> 00:10:33,001
He's a dancer auditioning
for "Aladdin" on ice.
266
00:10:33,037 --> 00:10:34,836
Dat dude gay.
267
00:10:34,872 --> 00:10:38,240
He is an athlete
auditioning for "Aladdin,"
268
00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:40,575
which is
very physically demanding.
269
00:10:40,611 --> 00:10:42,277
So much carpet.
270
00:10:42,312 --> 00:10:44,546
Jessica, the closest Oscar
ever got to being an athlete
271
00:10:44,581 --> 00:10:46,982
was coaching high school
cheerleading in college.
272
00:10:47,017 --> 00:10:49,251
The man practically invented
"the flying Liza."
273
00:10:49,286 --> 00:10:51,920
[broadway jazz playing,
audience cheering]
274
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,884
He's straight, Louis,
and you better watch out.
275
00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:56,309
If you're not careful,
Oscar might steal me
276
00:10:56,329 --> 00:10:58,375
from right underneath
your little...
277
00:10:58,395 --> 00:11:00,662
I hope you don't mind
that I borrowed this robe.
278
00:11:00,697 --> 00:11:02,831
Very swish.
279
00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:05,700
[Sonar pings]
280
00:11:05,735 --> 00:11:07,202
[Ping]
281
00:11:07,237 --> 00:11:09,037
[Ping]
282
00:11:09,072 --> 00:11:11,406
[Pinging rapidly,
alarm blaring]
283
00:11:11,441 --> 00:11:14,065
Oh, my God. Oscar Chow is gay.
284
00:11:14,302 --> 00:11:16,411
[Chuckles] Um, duh!
285
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:21,243
[Water dripping]
and then a hero comes along
286
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:23,277
with the strength
to carry...
287
00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:25,117
Aah!
288
00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:29,322
[Squeaking]
289
00:11:32,326 --> 00:11:33,513
[Gasps]
290
00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:35,328
[Hums "Chicken Dance" slowly]
291
00:11:35,348 --> 00:11:37,551
Louis: Evan!
I made you an oatmeal bath!
292
00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:38,886
Coming, daddy!
293
00:11:38,921 --> 00:11:40,020
[Exhales deeply]
294
00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:44,792
[Creaking]
295
00:11:44,827 --> 00:11:48,295
[Spooky music playing]
296
00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:51,369
[Exhaling deeply]
297
00:11:51,389 --> 00:11:53,567
Take that, Emery.
298
00:11:53,602 --> 00:11:54,968
Wait. Eddie?!
299
00:11:55,004 --> 00:11:56,804
Take that, science.
300
00:11:57,351 --> 00:11:58,905
Whoo!
301
00:11:59,813 --> 00:12:03,358
H-how did I miss
that Oscar was gay?
302
00:12:03,378 --> 00:12:06,113
There must have been clues.
303
00:12:06,148 --> 00:12:10,117
Well, that's maybe a clue.
304
00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:13,449
[Inhales deeply] And that.
305
00:12:14,289 --> 00:12:17,185
- I feel so silly.
- [Clicks teeth] Oh.
306
00:12:17,205 --> 00:12:19,860
Aw! [Chuckles]
This is a nice one.
307
00:12:19,895 --> 00:12:21,194
I would recognize that look
anywhere.
308
00:12:21,230 --> 00:12:23,065
That is the look of love.
309
00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:25,167
Yeah, but he's not looking
at me.
310
00:12:25,187 --> 00:12:26,845
I wonder who he was looking at.
311
00:12:26,865 --> 00:12:28,935
Oh, my God.
312
00:12:35,563 --> 00:12:36,961
Damn.
313
00:12:36,981 --> 00:12:38,179
[Inhales deeply]
314
00:12:38,199 --> 00:12:39,654
Oh, girl.
315
00:12:43,004 --> 00:12:44,856
[Alarm blaring]
316
00:12:45,341 --> 00:12:47,953
Hello, chickenpox...
317
00:12:48,122 --> 00:12:49,555
What the hell?!
318
00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:50,823
Evan, you were supposed
to give me...
319
00:12:50,858 --> 00:12:53,893
Not now, Eddie. Your brother
has the chickenpox.
320
00:12:55,345 --> 00:12:56,912
What?!
321
00:12:56,932 --> 00:12:58,697
Nice work, germs.
322
00:13:01,326 --> 00:13:03,602
[Chops loudly]
323
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,105
Is, uh, everything okay?
324
00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:08,643
I didn't sleep at all
last night.
325
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:11,193
Oh. Well, let me make you
some coffee
326
00:13:11,213 --> 00:13:13,479
in my new French press
that Oscar bought me.
327
00:13:13,514 --> 00:13:14,613
[Chuckles] It's amazing.
328
00:13:14,649 --> 00:13:15,881
I don't see the guy
for 10 years,
329
00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:17,983
and he still remembers
how I like my coffee.
330
00:13:18,019 --> 00:13:20,553
He's in love with you, Louis!
331
00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:22,836
[Laughs]
Jessica, don't be crazy.
332
00:13:22,856 --> 00:13:25,308
I think I would know if
Oscar Chow was in love with me.
333
00:13:25,328 --> 00:13:26,402
No, you wouldn't.
334
00:13:26,422 --> 00:13:28,460
Everybody knows
you have a blind spot
335
00:13:28,495 --> 00:13:29,628
when it comes to love.
336
00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:32,122
- Your lovedar is broken.
- My what?
337
00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:35,100
Your lovedar. You can't tell
when people like you.
338
00:13:35,135 --> 00:13:39,371
It took six kayak trips
before you realized I liked you.
339
00:13:39,406 --> 00:13:41,406
I just thought you loved rapids.
340
00:13:41,442 --> 00:13:43,008
Who loves rapids?
341
00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:45,644
And remember Amy Johnson
from college?
342
00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:47,112
She liked you, too.
343
00:13:47,147 --> 00:13:48,847
- Amy Johnson liked me?
- Mm-hmm.
344
00:13:48,882 --> 00:13:50,549
She was hot.
345
00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:53,785
Hey, Oscar, remember
boobie Johnson from college?
346
00:13:53,821 --> 00:13:55,387
Apparently, she had
a thing for me.
347
00:13:55,422 --> 00:13:57,456
[Laughs]
[Laughs] Um, duh, Louis.
348
00:13:57,491 --> 00:13:59,124
All the girls
had a thing for you.
349
00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:00,759
But none of them could have you
350
00:14:00,794 --> 00:14:02,743
because you were dating me.
351
00:14:02,763 --> 00:14:04,178
[Spits]
352
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:08,357
Okay, wait.
Oscar, I'm really confused.
353
00:14:08,377 --> 00:14:10,962
I am so sorry if you
misunderstood our relationship.
354
00:14:10,982 --> 00:14:13,393
I didn't misunderstand anything.
355
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:15,199
We dated for three months.
356
00:14:15,219 --> 00:14:16,686
I introduced you to my parents.
357
00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:19,255
As your friend!
Nothing romantic ever happened!
358
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:21,590
Have you forgotten about
our Friday dinner dates?
359
00:14:21,626 --> 00:14:24,326
You mean "frinner,"
friends-dinner?
360
00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:25,695
We always split dessert.
361
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:27,329
Because we were broke!
362
00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:29,832
I love sharing desserts with you, Louis.
[Chuckles]
363
00:14:29,867 --> 00:14:32,850
Me, too. So affordable.
364
00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:34,436
We're just old friends.
365
00:14:34,472 --> 00:14:36,805
You think I buy
$150 French presses
366
00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:38,625
for old friends?
367
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:43,445
Wait, so you bought Louis
a $150 French press,
368
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,180
and all I get
369
00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:47,015
is an Orlando sweatshirt?
370
00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:48,750
I live in Orlando.
371
00:14:48,786 --> 00:14:50,619
It was all they had
at the airport.
372
00:14:50,654 --> 00:14:52,320
[High-pitched voice]
At the airport?!
373
00:14:52,356 --> 00:14:55,323
I'm sorry, Oscar, but I never
had those feelings for you.
374
00:14:55,359 --> 00:14:56,625
[Sets down glass]
375
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,727
You know, when I came down here
to visit you, Louis,
376
00:14:58,762 --> 00:15:01,478
I didn't expect a rewriting
of history.
377
00:15:01,498 --> 00:15:02,664
If anybody wants me,
378
00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:05,300
I'll be in the guest bathroom,
feeling humiliated.
379
00:15:05,747 --> 00:15:07,569
Oh, come on, Oscar.
380
00:15:08,258 --> 00:15:09,258
Oh.
381
00:15:09,278 --> 00:15:11,621
Oh, you... just want your juice.
Okay.
382
00:15:11,641 --> 00:15:13,741
Well, you were right
not to feel jealous.
383
00:15:13,777 --> 00:15:15,676
- What are you talking about?
- All this time,
384
00:15:15,712 --> 00:15:17,378
I just wanted you to see
what a catch I was,
385
00:15:17,414 --> 00:15:18,713
but now I realize
386
00:15:18,748 --> 00:15:21,549
that the real catch has always been you.
[Sighs]
387
00:15:25,021 --> 00:15:27,855
I was just enjoying
my French press, and...
388
00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:28,822
[Sighs]
389
00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:30,057
What am I gonna do?
390
00:15:30,092 --> 00:15:32,626
The science fair is
in two hours, and I got nothing!
391
00:15:32,982 --> 00:15:35,531
I can't even find
my football phone.
392
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:39,813
_
393
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:42,315
You can enter my volcano
into the science fair, Eddie.
394
00:15:42,335 --> 00:15:45,254
- The world deserves to see it.
- Tight! Thank you.
395
00:15:45,274 --> 00:15:46,573
Okay, walk me through it.
396
00:15:46,608 --> 00:15:49,175
Okay, so you know how
the earth's crust is broken up
397
00:15:49,211 --> 00:15:51,745
- into 17 tectonic...
- Let me stop you right there.
398
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,381
Too complicated. No one's gonna
believe I made that.
399
00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:56,616
Oh, fine. Come over here
and I'll cough in your ear.
400
00:15:56,652 --> 00:15:57,817
It's too late for that.
401
00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:59,478
The incubation period
for chickenpox
402
00:15:59,498 --> 00:16:02,072
is at least 48 hours.
403
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,634
This sucks.
I did everything right.
404
00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:07,776
I even went to the library
and researched it.
405
00:16:07,796 --> 00:16:10,129
Wait. You did research?
406
00:16:10,165 --> 00:16:11,531
That's how I knew
the virus was airborne.
407
00:16:11,566 --> 00:16:13,166
I should be covered
in a skin rash
408
00:16:13,201 --> 00:16:14,367
that starts at my torso
409
00:16:14,402 --> 00:16:15,735
and works its way down
to my limbs
410
00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:18,267
in a period of
three to seven days.
411
00:16:18,441 --> 00:16:20,816
Damn you,
varicella zoster virus!
412
00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:23,009
What?
413
00:16:23,044 --> 00:16:25,993
Eddie, you may not have caught
the chickenpox,
414
00:16:26,013 --> 00:16:27,546
but you caught
something better...
415
00:16:27,581 --> 00:16:28,747
Knowledge.
416
00:16:28,783 --> 00:16:30,849
Oh, snap!
I accidentally learned!
417
00:16:30,885 --> 00:16:33,585
But I still don't have
a project.
418
00:16:33,621 --> 00:16:36,221
Well, lucky for you, we Huangs
have science in our blood.
419
00:16:36,257 --> 00:16:37,456
Evan?
420
00:16:37,491 --> 00:16:39,591
I need poster boards,
markers, and glitter glue.
421
00:16:39,627 --> 00:16:41,960
We have 90 minutes, gentlemen.
Let's make 'em count.
422
00:16:41,996 --> 00:16:43,886
Come on! Whoo!
423
00:16:44,231 --> 00:16:46,535
I mean, I just didn't see it.
424
00:16:46,555 --> 00:16:49,950
I can't believe my lovedar
was broken for so long.
425
00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:53,371
Well, I am so glad
that it's fixed now.
426
00:16:53,407 --> 00:16:54,973
You and me both.
427
00:16:55,008 --> 00:16:56,241
[Sighs]
428
00:16:56,309 --> 00:16:58,977
Well, thank you for keeping
my knee warm.
429
00:16:59,012 --> 00:17:01,444
Hopefully you can return
the favor.
430
00:17:01,464 --> 00:17:02,993
Gladly. [Chuckles]
431
00:17:04,785 --> 00:17:06,584
The old Huang fire rub.
432
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:08,353
Ow. Ow. Ow.
433
00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:09,788
Okay, it feels weird. Really?
434
00:17:09,823 --> 00:17:10,855
No. It's not...
[Laughs nervously]
435
00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:13,224
It doesn't feel good.
436
00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:14,959
I...
437
00:17:15,524 --> 00:17:17,194
Hello, Louis.
438
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,502
Oscar. What are you doing here?
439
00:17:21,522 --> 00:17:23,434
Room for dessert?
440
00:17:23,469 --> 00:17:25,536
I'm sorry about
storming out before.
441
00:17:25,571 --> 00:17:27,137
I let my emotions
get the best of me.
442
00:17:27,173 --> 00:17:30,307
Look, I know nothing
ever happened between us,
443
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,643
but I was confused
about who I was,
444
00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:34,678
and I felt safe around you.
445
00:17:35,215 --> 00:17:38,182
Well, that explains all
the couples Halloween costumes.
446
00:17:38,217 --> 00:17:39,349
We made a great wham!
447
00:17:39,385 --> 00:17:41,819
['80s pop music playing]
448
00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:44,488
I guess Jessica was right.
I do have a blind spot
449
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:47,331
when it comes to people
having feelings for me.
450
00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:50,509
I'm sorry if I made things
difficult for you, Oscar.
451
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:53,463
Difficult?
You helped me realize who I am.
452
00:17:53,499 --> 00:17:55,699
Without you, I never would've
felt confident enough
453
00:17:55,734 --> 00:17:57,194
to come out to the world.
454
00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:58,134
Hmm.
455
00:17:58,170 --> 00:17:59,970
And seeing what a great family
you and Jessica have,
456
00:18:00,005 --> 00:18:01,238
it gives me hope
457
00:18:01,273 --> 00:18:03,641
that one day I could find that
with somebody, too.
458
00:18:03,661 --> 00:18:04,908
He's out there,
459
00:18:04,943 --> 00:18:07,658
and I'm jealous of all
the delicious French pastries
460
00:18:07,678 --> 00:18:08,778
that guy has in his future.
461
00:18:08,814 --> 00:18:11,196
[Both laugh]
462
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,415
Do you know where Jessica is?
463
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,651
I'd really like to explain
things to her as well.
464
00:18:14,686 --> 00:18:16,185
There's a bar
she goes to sometimes
465
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,820
when she's feeling low.
466
00:18:17,856 --> 00:18:21,613
[Ben Standage's "Relevant Now"
playing]
467
00:18:34,018 --> 00:18:36,468
- Does she know this is a...
- No.
468
00:18:39,179 --> 00:18:40,977
Buy you a drink?
469
00:18:41,612 --> 00:18:43,279
No, thanks.
470
00:18:43,314 --> 00:18:45,948
People have been
buying me drinks all day.
471
00:18:45,983 --> 00:18:47,750
The women here are so sweet.
472
00:18:47,785 --> 00:18:50,373
These two sperm bags
giving you any trouble?
473
00:18:50,393 --> 00:18:51,554
What's the matter?
474
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,087
You guys tired
of running the world?
475
00:18:53,107 --> 00:18:55,773
I'm a gay Asian, okay?
476
00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:57,869
The only thing I run
is half-marathons.
477
00:18:58,155 --> 00:19:00,544
- Proceed.
- Thanks, Bev.
478
00:19:00,564 --> 00:19:01,697
That's why I like to come here.
479
00:19:01,732 --> 00:19:03,532
I can have a drink
without being bothered.
480
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:06,134
Plus, it's all women, so...
I feel safe.
481
00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:07,803
Woman: I said I closed out 18.
482
00:19:07,838 --> 00:19:09,204
The hell you did!
483
00:19:09,239 --> 00:19:10,772
[Bottle shatters] Aah!
484
00:19:10,808 --> 00:19:13,041
We should've never
moved in together so soon!
485
00:19:13,077 --> 00:19:14,476
I just don't understand.
486
00:19:14,511 --> 00:19:18,413
If you knew you were gay,
then why did you even date me?
487
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:21,415
Was it because you felt bad
for me?
488
00:19:21,435 --> 00:19:23,585
Felt bad for you?
489
00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:27,136
Jessica, I'm gonna let you in
on a little gay secret.
490
00:19:27,156 --> 00:19:29,857
Rule number one
of being in the closet...
491
00:19:29,892 --> 00:19:32,426
If you don't want anyone
to suspect you're gay,
492
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,195
date the hottest girl in school.
493
00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:35,763
Boobie Johnson?
494
00:19:35,798 --> 00:19:37,231
No, you.
495
00:19:37,772 --> 00:19:39,533
You know, gay men are not
the only ones
496
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,769
who wanna date
the hottest girl in school.
497
00:19:41,804 --> 00:19:44,705
Or at least take her kayaking
half a dozen times.
498
00:19:44,741 --> 00:19:46,540
So what you're saying is,
499
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:49,543
it doesn't matter
if you're gay or straight.
500
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,946
The one thing we can
all agree on
501
00:19:51,981 --> 00:19:54,215
is that I am hot.
502
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:55,816
You need me to do something
about this?
503
00:19:55,852 --> 00:19:58,849
Oh, no, this is my husband
and my ex-boyfriend.
504
00:19:58,869 --> 00:20:01,336
Okay. Bev and I are
going through a rough patch.
505
00:20:01,356 --> 00:20:04,743
She took the Tacoma.
I don't know where she went.
506
00:20:05,315 --> 00:20:07,228
Uh... let's go.
507
00:20:07,263 --> 00:20:10,289
I don't like the way
this lady's looking at you.
508
00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:11,948
[Chuckles]
509
00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:14,435
Louis Huang... [chuckles]
Are you jealous?
510
00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:17,258
[Chuckles]
I don't have to be jealous.
511
00:20:17,278 --> 00:20:20,611
It's everybody else
who should be jealous... of me.
512
00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:22,874
I got the best one.
513
00:20:28,476 --> 00:20:30,458
But I am also the hottest one.
514
00:20:30,478 --> 00:20:32,890
Yes, you are also
the hottest one.
515
00:20:33,823 --> 00:20:35,055
Yo, yo, yo!
516
00:20:35,090 --> 00:20:37,658
- The pizza party?!
- Oh, my gosh, Eddie. You won?
517
00:20:37,693 --> 00:20:39,126
No, Cindy Horowitz did.
518
00:20:39,161 --> 00:20:41,295
She taught a bird
how to use a calculator.
519
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:43,263
I got a "C"-plus.
520
00:20:43,299 --> 00:20:45,499
But at least I had a project.
521
00:20:45,899 --> 00:20:48,421
I picked this up for you guys
on the way home.
522
00:20:48,904 --> 00:20:50,304
Dig in, yo. Yay!
523
00:20:50,339 --> 00:20:52,020
Evan, you can't have dairy!
524
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,920
If an angry pizza delivery boy
shows up, you don't know me.
525
00:20:56,687 --> 00:20:59,061
From way up here
526
00:20:59,347 --> 00:21:01,068
it's crystal clear
527
00:21:01,088 --> 00:21:03,406
that now I'm in a whole...
528
00:21:03,426 --> 00:21:05,110
That's my ex-boyfriend.
529
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,009
With you
530
00:21:07,281 --> 00:21:09,267
Mine, too.
531
00:21:12,668 --> 00:21:14,084
Thanks, guys!
532
00:21:14,104 --> 00:21:15,621
Fingers crossed!
533
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:18,295
I've got a really good feeling
about this audition.
534
00:21:26,656 --> 00:21:29,205
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