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CHRIS:
In all the years of school,
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there was nothing I loved
better than summer vacation,
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and the next best thing
was spring break.
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Free at last!
Free at last!
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Thank God Almighty,
we're free at last!
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Greg?
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It's spring break,
not the end of racism.
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Well, I'm celebrating now,
'cause once I get up
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to Lake Winnipesaukee
with my mom and dad,
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it's not going to be good.
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I thought your
parents split up.
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They did, but neither one
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will give up the time share,
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so I taking the bus
to meet them
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for a weekend of fishing
and drinking and fighting.
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Don't forget crying.
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See you next week.
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* Free falling
Now I'm free falling *
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Hey, want to grab a bite?
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Nah, I got to get home.
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We're headed out
to Amityville Beach.
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My dad wants
to be on the road by 4:00.
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Well, that sounds nice.
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Hey, you're that black kid.
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Hey, you're that white janitor.
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Except for the fact
that I hate the beach.
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Last time I was there,
I got sun rash.
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( man singing in Italian
on car stereo )
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Man, cool ride.
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Thanks.
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It's my cousin's.
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350 cubic inch engine,
240 horsepower, huh?
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What I have to do
to get a car like this?
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Steal it.
Want to take it for a spin?
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You serious?
Sure.
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Five bucks.
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He was like the Don "Magic"
Juan of Camaros.
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Now, it's a stick shift.
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Make sure you keep
the clutch in.
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Right? Nice, huh?
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( engine revving )
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( tires squealing )
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( Greg grunts, thudding )
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( grunting )
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White man down!
White man down!
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Oh, man.
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Greg, you okay?
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Who taught you
how to drive?
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Halle Berry.
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( panting )
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Okay, let's get him
in the trunk.
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What?!
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Look, I got a rap sheet
as long as your arm.
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My PO thinks
that I hit this kid,
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I'm going back to jail
for another 20 years.
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( groaning )
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I'll take care of it.
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You mean, take care, take care?
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No! I'll-- I'll...
I'll take him to the hospital,
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and they'll take care of him.
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All right, I'm counting on you.
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As long as nobody talks,
we won't have any problems.
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He should be
a marriage counselor.
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Greg?
Oh.
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( engine revving )
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Greg? Wake up.
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( tires squealing )
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Look, Greg, wake up.
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( groans )
Wake up, Greg!
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Aw!
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Dude, you hit me with a car.
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Sounds like the title
of an Ashton Kutcher movie.
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( groaning )
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* Oh, make it funky now *
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CHRIS:
After running Greg down,
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my biggest concern
was getting him to shut up.
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This is just great.
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Just because I didn't want
to spend the week arguing
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didn't mean I wanted
to get hit by a car.
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That'll teach you
to be more specific.
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Be quiet! I did not hit you.
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Uh, yeah, you did.
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Shh!
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Gregory?
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I spoke with the doctor, and
he says you can't be released
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unless you have an
adult to take you home.
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Well, are my parents coming
to get me?
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Well... no.
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The hospital
can keep you
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for up to four days,
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and your parents'
vacation is for five.
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They think you're
in good hands here,
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and so they'll pick
you up on Friday.
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* Hold me now *
Great.
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Ms. Morello, can I talk to you
for a minute?
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* Oh, oh, hold my heart *
I'll be right back.
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So, where were we?
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Oh, that's right.
You were trying to explain
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how you didn't run me over.
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No, I didn't.
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So that wasn't you
behind the steering wheel
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when my face smashed up
against the windshield?
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No, because if I had hit you,
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that meant
I was driving someone's car.
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And that someone would go
to jail
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for a really, really,
really long time if we snitched.
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So not only would
you be hurt,
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but he would
be hurt, also,
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and don't you think enough
people have been hurt already?
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Okay, I get it.
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You didn't hit me.
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Spoken just like Tina Turner.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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But, uh, just between
you and me...
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I know it was you, Chris.
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I know it was you.
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( indistinct voice
over intercom )
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( sucking air through teeth )
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While I was making it clear
that I didn't hit Greg,
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my family was getting ready
to hit the road.
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When are we leaving?
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We'll head for the beach
as soon as Chris gets home.
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Can't we just leave him?
No.
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Can you just leave me?
I hate the sand.
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I don't know where
it comes from,
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and it gets into places
you can't get it out of.
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Like broke cousins.
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What? When?
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I'm going to bury you
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in the sand at low tide
if you don't shut up.
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Nobody wants to go on this
stupid trip besides you.
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That's enough, you two.
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(sighs)
Oh!
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Is everything okay?
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No. Chris is at the hospital.
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What?!
He's fine.
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Greg was involved in a
hit-and-run accident.
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Oh, that's good.
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His leg is broken.
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I'm gonna have to
go pick them up.
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All right. Kids, take this
and all your stuff to the car.
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( sighs )
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We were supposed to be leaving
for Amityville.
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She doesn't want
to go to Amityville.
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I know, baby,
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but maybe you guys should
go ahead without us.
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Told you.
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What? We've been saving up
for this trip for weeks.
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I know, baby,
but you know what?
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Greg's parents
are out of town,
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and he'll have to stay
in the hospital
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a whole week if
I don't get him.
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I'm disappointed,
Chris is disappointed.
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It's horrible.
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In other words,
she doesn't want to go.
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Are you sure?
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Yes, I'm sure.
Go ahead.
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You guys enjoy yourself
at the beach.
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Love you. Bye.
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( overlapping shouting )
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I'm gonna
miss you.
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No, she won't.
Bye.
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TONYA:
Ma, tell him, Black people go to the beach.
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DREW:
Ma, they don't. Can I just stay with you? I can't...
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Call Dr. Graham,
get ER One prepped.
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Ah, my toe!
Ah, my foot!
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Okay, move it, people.
D-fib standing by.
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I need 10cc's of...
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Stat! Let's move it!
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Mm.
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What's going on?
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The Uncle of Sam
got somebody else.
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You mean the Son of Sam?
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Nah, they got him.
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This is the Uncle of Sam.
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He doesn't kill people--
he chokes them.
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GREG:
He chokes people?
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Unconscious.
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Over seven people so far.
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Yup, that mole still lives.
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All right, baby, now,
that's gonna itch,
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but you'll get
used to it.
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Unlike that mole.
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What?
Nothing.
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That mole is so big,
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SAG made us give it
a screen credit.
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So it's cool.
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My mom said you
can stay with us.
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Well, what about your vacation?
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Nobody wanted to go on
that stupid trip but Tonya.
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Drew doesn't like the
sand, I get sun rash,
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and ever since my mom saw Jaws
and The Amityville Horror,
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she won't step
foot on Long Island.
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Later, I found out
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that just because
Greg and I weren't talking
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didn't mean nobody was asking.
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Gregory,
this officer needs
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to ask you a
few questions.
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Son, do you know
who hit you?
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Uh...
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Was it a Black guy?
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Um, Greg's pretty tired.
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I think maybe
we should do this later.
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I know you're probably
still in shock,
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but I'd like you to take
a look at a few guys,
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see if you recognize
anybody.
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Oh, my.
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I don't think
it was any of these guys.
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What about this one?
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Looks pretty mean.
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Hey, man, I work here.
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Hey, sweetie,
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you need something?
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Yeah, Greg's gonna need
a bedpan.
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Oh, okay.
I'm gonna need everybody
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to step out a minute, please.
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Now, let's go, boys.
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Don't worry, kid.
We'll catch this guy.
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You have my word.
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And I'll be
right back, okay?
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So, try and hold it,
'cause I need my gloves.
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( sighs )
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Man, this is messed up.
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That's okay.
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We've survived worse things.
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Remember that time we survived
those Cuban drug runners?
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Where's the drugs?!
(loud buzzing)
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We don't have any Coke,
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but there's a Pepsi machine
downstairs.
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( man shouting in Spanish )
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( chain saw buzzing,
indistinct shouting )
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Yeah, and remember that time
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we got captured by
those Vietnamese guys?
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( helicopter blades whirring )
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( laughter )
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Mow!
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( grunts )
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Mow! Mow!
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Come on!
Go ahead, Greg. Go ahead.
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Mow.
( grunts )
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( man laughs )
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It's gonna be okay.
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It's gonna be all right.
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Mow!
( laughter )
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Go ahead.
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( laughter )
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Go fish.
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Mow!
Mow!
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( grunts )
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Remember that time
we took out that mobster?
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Leave the gun.
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Take the Pop Tarts.
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Yeah, we've had
some pretty crazy times.
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Yeah. We have.
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Hey.
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So, you ready?
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Are you ever ready for that?
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Even though Greg's condition
was better,
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our situation seemed
like it kept getting worse.
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All I'm saying
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is the police better
find him before I do.
263
00:09:21,658 --> 00:09:23,590
My poor son got
one little friend,
264
00:09:23,581 --> 00:09:25,647
and somebody got the
nerve to try to kill him?
265
00:09:25,637 --> 00:09:26,836
Oh, no.
266
00:09:26,831 --> 00:09:28,431
Maybe the driver
didn't see him.
267
00:09:28,424 --> 00:09:29,922
Maybe he shouldn't
have been driving.
268
00:09:29,915 --> 00:09:30,914
That's right.
269
00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:32,510
No excuses.
270
00:09:32,503 --> 00:09:33,734
They better
not find him,
271
00:09:33,729 --> 00:09:35,229
'cause if they do,
I'm going to jail.
272
00:09:35,222 --> 00:09:37,488
She didn't get that upset
when I got shot.
273
00:09:37,478 --> 00:09:38,542
( thunder crashing )
274
00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:40,137
Ooh, we better get
inside, you guys.
275
00:09:40,130 --> 00:09:42,029
It sounds
like rain.
276
00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:44,618
( rain falling )
277
00:09:44,606 --> 00:09:47,939
Wow, there was no rain
in the forecast.
278
00:09:47,923 --> 00:09:49,189
( thunder crashing )
279
00:09:49,183 --> 00:09:51,349
Great, can we go home now?
280
00:09:51,339 --> 00:09:52,871
No, we're not
going anywhere.
281
00:09:52,864 --> 00:09:54,230
I paid for the motel.
282
00:09:54,224 --> 00:09:55,522
We're gonna stay
in the motel.
283
00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:56,650
Besides,
284
00:09:56,645 --> 00:09:58,111
it's probably
just a passing cloud.
285
00:09:58,104 --> 00:09:59,969
That's what they said
about Katrina.
286
00:09:59,961 --> 00:10:02,060
It better be.
287
00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:05,050
( thunder crashing )
288
00:10:06,129 --> 00:10:08,063
( thunder crashing loudly )
289
00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,079
Not only was it raining
at the beach,
290
00:10:11,071 --> 00:10:13,770
back at home,
it was raining on my parade.
291
00:10:13,757 --> 00:10:15,489
Chris.
292
00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,346
You guys need to
eat so we can go.
293
00:10:17,338 --> 00:10:18,337
Go where?
294
00:10:18,332 --> 00:10:19,632
To the police station.
295
00:10:19,627 --> 00:10:20,692
They called
and said they
296
00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:21,953
have a suspect
in custody.
297
00:10:21,948 --> 00:10:23,982
A witness gave
a pretty good description.
298
00:10:26,557 --> 00:10:27,923
A witness?
A witness?
299
00:10:27,917 --> 00:10:30,117
The bad part
about committing a crime
300
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:32,305
is that you're paying attention
to the crime.
301
00:10:32,295 --> 00:10:33,527
Give me your money.
302
00:10:33,521 --> 00:10:36,220
And not to who
is watching you do it.
303
00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:37,340
( gun cocking )
304
00:10:37,335 --> 00:10:39,768
You hear something?
305
00:10:39,756 --> 00:10:42,889
Down at the precinct, somebody
was about to get fingered,
306
00:10:42,874 --> 00:10:45,272
and I was praying it
wasn't going to be me.
307
00:10:45,261 --> 00:10:46,994
Okay, you guys sit
down right here.
308
00:10:46,986 --> 00:10:48,419
I'll be right back.
309
00:10:51,828 --> 00:10:54,094
Dude, that's
the janitor.
310
00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:56,248
Where?
There.
311
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:57,605
Oh, my God.
312
00:10:57,599 --> 00:10:59,264
Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, no.
313
00:10:59,256 --> 00:11:00,488
What's wrong?
314
00:11:00,483 --> 00:11:02,149
Remember when I said
if we talked
315
00:11:02,141 --> 00:11:03,240
someone would go to jail?
316
00:11:03,236 --> 00:11:04,635
He's that someone.
317
00:11:04,628 --> 00:11:06,261
It was his car.
318
00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:10,739
GREG:
Wait, dude, I don't get this.
319
00:11:10,731 --> 00:11:12,363
Your mom said they
had someone in custody.
320
00:11:12,356 --> 00:11:14,588
He's in disguise,
but he's not in custody.
321
00:11:14,577 --> 00:11:16,176
Wait,
322
00:11:16,169 --> 00:11:17,902
so if they didn't
arrest me
323
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,459
and they didn't
arrest him,
324
00:11:19,452 --> 00:11:21,518
who did they arrest?
325
00:11:21,509 --> 00:11:23,476
Number three,
step forward.
326
00:11:27,113 --> 00:11:29,212
Chris, isn't that
your wrestling coach?
327
00:11:29,202 --> 00:11:31,935
I guess that answers
who they arrested.
328
00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:38,959
CHRIS:
An important lesson to learn:
329
00:11:38,952 --> 00:11:41,284
if you don't want
to be accused of a crime,
330
00:11:41,273 --> 00:11:43,106
don't have a twin
who's a criminal.
331
00:11:43,098 --> 00:11:44,430
Why'd you arrest
our coach?
332
00:11:44,424 --> 00:11:45,724
The witness
described the car
333
00:11:45,718 --> 00:11:46,949
she saw leaving
the scene.
334
00:11:46,944 --> 00:11:48,277
He's the owner
of the car
335
00:11:48,271 --> 00:11:50,270
that matched
that description.
336
00:11:50,261 --> 00:11:51,893
Well, that's not
the guy who hit me.
337
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,117
Well, maybe he is.
338
00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:54,845
Does this jog your
memory, Greg?
339
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,425
No.
340
00:11:58,419 --> 00:11:59,918
How about now?
341
00:12:04,189 --> 00:12:06,854
No, it's not
Coach Brantley.
342
00:12:06,841 --> 00:12:08,674
It's not any of those guys.
343
00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:10,498
I told you I didn't know.
344
00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:13,489
So, you saw him,
but just didn't know him?
345
00:12:13,474 --> 00:12:14,706
This is good.
346
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:15,934
You're starting
to remember.
347
00:12:15,929 --> 00:12:17,428
Let's get you with
our sketch artist,
348
00:12:17,421 --> 00:12:20,655
and you can describe what
the driver looks like.
349
00:12:24,385 --> 00:12:25,418
DETECTIVE:
Let's go.
350
00:12:26,739 --> 00:12:28,905
I was afraid the police
had broke Greg
351
00:12:28,895 --> 00:12:31,394
and he described
his hit and run driver: me.
352
00:12:31,382 --> 00:12:33,781
Uh, I need to go
to the bathroom.
353
00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:36,369
This was back in the '80s
when going to the bathroom
354
00:12:36,357 --> 00:12:38,623
in police stations
was still safe.
355
00:12:40,336 --> 00:12:41,902
Come on, we
need to talk.
356
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,428
What happened?
357
00:12:43,421 --> 00:12:45,453
Look, there's nothing
to worry about.
358
00:12:45,444 --> 00:12:46,809
You sure about that?
359
00:12:46,803 --> 00:12:48,769
Yeah.
360
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,426
I mean, I know
that there are people
361
00:12:50,418 --> 00:12:52,649
that would be very upset
if they were ever implicated
362
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,406
in any way in my accidental
car accident.
363
00:12:55,393 --> 00:12:56,459
CHRIS:
Yeah, and if we
364
00:12:56,454 --> 00:12:58,419
knew anything, which we don't,
365
00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,210
we wouldn't talk,
which we haven't.
366
00:13:02,654 --> 00:13:04,087
There you are.
367
00:13:04,081 --> 00:13:05,247
Can you believe this?
368
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,408
Yeah... uh, no, no.
369
00:13:07,398 --> 00:13:08,529
What happened
in there?
370
00:13:08,524 --> 00:13:09,790
It's crazy.
371
00:13:09,785 --> 00:13:12,218
These cops, they drag me
down here, talking about
372
00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:13,871
I ran some kid over
outside the school.
373
00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:14,863
That's nuts.
374
00:13:14,859 --> 00:13:15,892
I got a nice ride.
375
00:13:15,887 --> 00:13:17,585
I want to hit a kid,
I'll punch him
376
00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:19,510
in the face, I'm not
gonna dent my car.
377
00:13:19,501 --> 00:13:22,034
You know, those cops
are crazy, cuz.
378
00:13:22,022 --> 00:13:24,255
They bring you down here
for nothing.
379
00:13:24,244 --> 00:13:26,742
Twenty-nine times
I get arrested.
380
00:13:26,731 --> 00:13:27,931
For nothing.
381
00:13:27,925 --> 00:13:29,623
You and DMX.
382
00:13:29,616 --> 00:13:31,283
Yeah, it's crazy.
383
00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:33,306
What are you guys
doing here?
384
00:13:33,297 --> 00:13:34,463
I don't know.
385
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,091
We're here with my mom.
386
00:13:36,084 --> 00:13:38,282
She's thinking
about applying for a job
387
00:13:38,271 --> 00:13:40,303
as a crossing guard.
Yeah.
388
00:13:40,294 --> 00:13:42,061
Well, if kids are
getting run over
389
00:13:42,053 --> 00:13:44,451
outside the school,
they need one.
390
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,439
We got to go.
391
00:13:45,434 --> 00:13:47,201
So, what did you
tell the cops?
392
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,357
Don't worry.
393
00:13:48,352 --> 00:13:50,052
I described a guy
they'll never find.
394
00:13:50,045 --> 00:13:53,343
Man, I didn't hit a kid
with a car.
395
00:13:53,327 --> 00:13:54,727
This is New York City.
396
00:13:54,721 --> 00:13:56,553
I take the subway everywhere
or I walk.
397
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,176
I don't even drive.
398
00:13:58,169 --> 00:14:00,069
Isn't that
Kristoff St. John?
399
00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,792
Yep.
That's not him.
400
00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:03,316
That guy...
401
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,676
is this guy.
402
00:14:05,664 --> 00:14:07,296
I'm telling you,
it's not him.
403
00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:08,355
I must have
been nervous.
404
00:14:08,351 --> 00:14:09,551
Take another look.
405
00:14:11,866 --> 00:14:13,832
Kristoff St. John
didn't hit me.
406
00:14:13,822 --> 00:14:15,421
Yeah, he's right,
that's not him.
407
00:14:15,414 --> 00:14:17,947
Boy, I thought you said
you didn't see anything.
408
00:14:17,935 --> 00:14:19,199
Yeah, dummy.
409
00:14:19,194 --> 00:14:22,260
Oh, now that I think about it,
it's kind of
410
00:14:22,245 --> 00:14:23,811
all coming back.
411
00:14:23,804 --> 00:14:26,770
As I came around the corner,
I think I might
412
00:14:26,756 --> 00:14:28,188
have caught a glimpse
of the driver.
413
00:14:28,182 --> 00:14:31,014
Well, let's get you
with the sketch artist.
414
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,067
Jesse from All My Children,
you're next.
415
00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:36,182
So, what, uh,
does this mean
416
00:14:36,174 --> 00:14:38,307
that Kristoff St. John
is innocent?
417
00:14:38,297 --> 00:14:39,597
I'm afraid so.
418
00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:44,107
Hold on a moment, Greg.
419
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,567
( groaning )
420
00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:48,550
Kristoff!
421
00:14:50,201 --> 00:14:51,834
Can I get your autograph?!
422
00:14:51,827 --> 00:14:53,659
I am your biggest fan!
423
00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:55,450
While I was dodging
another bullet,
424
00:14:55,441 --> 00:14:57,973
raindrops kept falling
on my father's head.
425
00:14:57,961 --> 00:14:59,294
This place
is amazing.
426
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:01,088
They got free shampoo,
conditioner and soap.
427
00:15:01,079 --> 00:15:02,111
It was kind
of hard
428
00:15:02,107 --> 00:15:03,206
to go to the bathroom
429
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,934
with that strip of paper
across the seat.
430
00:15:04,926 --> 00:15:07,426
I did it, though.
431
00:15:07,414 --> 00:15:09,012
( whirring, creaking )
432
00:15:09,005 --> 00:15:10,772
This is great.
433
00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:13,429
Dad, we got to get one of these.
434
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:15,615
This is the worst vacation ever.
435
00:15:15,605 --> 00:15:17,304
We haven't even seen the beach.
436
00:15:17,296 --> 00:15:18,495
I'm sorry, baby.
437
00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:20,557
If I could, I would bring
the beach inside.
438
00:15:25,089 --> 00:15:27,988
My father's spring break
had gotten rained out,
439
00:15:27,974 --> 00:15:31,006
and my mother was enjoying
being stretched out.
440
00:15:30,992 --> 00:15:32,926
( phone rings )
441
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:36,966
Hello?
442
00:15:36,961 --> 00:15:38,094
Rochelle, it's me.
443
00:15:38,089 --> 00:15:40,556
Hey, baby.
444
00:15:42,897 --> 00:15:44,563
What's wrong?
445
00:15:44,556 --> 00:15:46,988
It's been raining ever since we
got here, that's what's wrong.
446
00:15:46,976 --> 00:15:48,875
This is the worst vacation ever.
447
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:51,366
Oh, baby, that's too bad.
448
00:15:51,354 --> 00:15:53,454
I feel like packing up
and coming home tonight.
449
00:15:53,444 --> 00:15:54,675
( grunting )
450
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:55,769
No, no, no, no.
451
00:15:55,764 --> 00:15:57,330
No, no, don't do that.
452
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,588
Why not?
Because she's on vacation from you.
453
00:15:59,578 --> 00:16:03,512
Well, maybe you should travel
during the day when it clears.
454
00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:06,858
And I-I'm sure the kids
are having a great time.
455
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,639
She's on vacation
from them, too.
456
00:16:08,631 --> 00:16:10,064
Dad, there's
something wrong
457
00:16:10,058 --> 00:16:11,657
with the sea turtle
you got me.
458
00:16:11,650 --> 00:16:13,716
It's not a sea turtle;
it's a tortoise.
459
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,305
Turtle, tortoise...
you know how hard
460
00:16:15,298 --> 00:16:16,930
it was for me to
catch that thing?
461
00:16:16,922 --> 00:16:20,188
Well, it couldn't have
been moving that fast.
462
00:16:20,173 --> 00:16:21,239
That's it.
463
00:16:21,234 --> 00:16:22,499
I'll see you in the morning.
464
00:16:22,494 --> 00:16:24,459
No, no, wait, wait,
baby, baby...
465
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,950
( dial tone droning )
466
00:16:26,938 --> 00:16:29,737
After I talked to the cops,
I was hoping they
467
00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:31,556
were drawing
a whole new conclusion.
468
00:16:31,547 --> 00:16:34,512
Man, I hope this is over.
Trust me.
469
00:16:34,498 --> 00:16:37,798
Unlike you, I described a guy
they'll never be able to find.
470
00:16:37,782 --> 00:16:39,748
Kristoff St. John.
471
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,692
Thanks for making me
breakfast, Chris,
472
00:16:43,685 --> 00:16:46,517
but can you go down to Doc's
and get some orange juice?
473
00:16:46,503 --> 00:16:48,669
I hate to ask, but, you know,
474
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,925
I can't walk.
And you won't be able to eat
475
00:16:50,915 --> 00:16:53,280
when I hit you upside the head
with the frying pan.
476
00:16:53,269 --> 00:16:54,368
It's raining.
477
00:16:54,363 --> 00:16:55,763
Dude,
you hit me
478
00:16:55,757 --> 00:16:57,455
with a car, broke my leg,
479
00:16:57,447 --> 00:16:59,114
and then made me lie
to the cops.
480
00:16:59,107 --> 00:17:03,206
I think the least you can do
is get me some OJ.
481
00:17:03,186 --> 00:17:04,551
Fine.
482
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,545
( knocking on door )
483
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,794
DETECTIVE:
Ah, good.
484
00:17:09,785 --> 00:17:11,684
We found that guy you described.
485
00:17:11,675 --> 00:17:14,042
Oh, no, the cops got Jesse!
486
00:17:19,136 --> 00:17:21,535
I did what I could so nobody
got taken down,
487
00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:23,522
and in the end,
I got caught up.
488
00:17:23,513 --> 00:17:24,713
This is bad.
489
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,206
I can't let some guy go
to jail for what I did.
490
00:17:27,194 --> 00:17:29,293
I got to turn myself in.
Hang on, Chris.
491
00:17:29,283 --> 00:17:30,449
Let's think about this.
492
00:17:30,444 --> 00:17:32,243
If you turn yourself in,
you'll go to jail
493
00:17:32,235 --> 00:17:33,868
for hitting me,
the janitor will go back
494
00:17:33,861 --> 00:17:35,726
to prison for leaving
the scene of a crime,
495
00:17:35,717 --> 00:17:37,750
and I'll go to jail
for lying to the police.
496
00:17:37,741 --> 00:17:39,239
What about the guy
they arrested, huh?
497
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:40,899
Do we just let his
life get ruined
498
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:42,557
and we go about
with our happy lives?
499
00:17:42,549 --> 00:17:45,181
I wouldn't call it happy,
but I know what you mean.
500
00:17:45,169 --> 00:17:46,201
Yes.
501
00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:48,395
No, I can't do this.
502
00:17:48,385 --> 00:17:50,284
Excuse me, Officer,
I got something I need
503
00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:51,508
to tell you.
Just a second.
504
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:52,769
They're bringing
the guy in now.
505
00:17:52,764 --> 00:17:54,830
There he is.
506
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:57,051
( man screaming )
507
00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:58,775
You'll never take me alive!
508
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:03,090
( gun firing )
509
00:18:05,332 --> 00:18:07,598
I thought the truth
would set me free,
510
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,320
but instead,
it darn near got me killed.
511
00:18:12,562 --> 00:18:14,527
Chris, the city
of New York
512
00:18:14,518 --> 00:18:15,917
owes you a debt
of gratitude.
513
00:18:15,911 --> 00:18:18,010
Your description of Greg's
hit and run assailant
514
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,999
led us to the Uncle of Sam.
515
00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:21,456
The serial choker?
516
00:18:21,449 --> 00:18:23,348
Yes, ma'am,
but he was escalating.
517
00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:25,705
He went from choking
to plowing down.
518
00:18:25,694 --> 00:18:27,059
Who knows what
was next?
519
00:18:27,053 --> 00:18:28,653
You're a brave
kid, Chris.
520
00:18:28,646 --> 00:18:29,910
No, I'm not.
521
00:18:29,905 --> 00:18:32,838
While the Uncle of Sam
got sent up the river,
522
00:18:32,824 --> 00:18:35,191
my father drove home
in the rain.
523
00:18:44,398 --> 00:18:46,331
( birds twittering )
524
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,829
Ain't this about a...
525
00:18:53,816 --> 00:18:55,748
After all was said and done,
526
00:18:55,739 --> 00:18:58,239
Greg had something
to say about what we did.
527
00:18:58,227 --> 00:18:59,825
Hey, man, what's
the matter?
528
00:18:59,818 --> 00:19:01,451
We put the wrong man
in jail.
529
00:19:01,443 --> 00:19:02,576
Wrong man?
530
00:19:02,572 --> 00:19:03,970
He was a serial choker.
531
00:19:03,963 --> 00:19:05,229
Yeah, but he
didn't hit me
532
00:19:05,224 --> 00:19:06,589
with the car;
you did.
533
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:09,049
Okay, so I hit you with
the car, but if I hadn't,
534
00:19:09,037 --> 00:19:10,903
they would have never
caught the Uncle of Sam,
535
00:19:10,895 --> 00:19:12,127
so we did a good thing.
536
00:19:12,122 --> 00:19:13,321
Yeah, I guess.
537
00:19:13,315 --> 00:19:14,714
The more important
thing is
538
00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:15,707
we got away with it.
539
00:19:15,703 --> 00:19:17,069
No, we didn't.
Yeah, we did.
540
00:19:17,063 --> 00:19:19,195
Nobody knows but me and you.
And your mother.
541
00:19:19,185 --> 00:19:20,917
She doesn't know anything.
Yeah, she does.
542
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,675
She's standing behind
me, isn't she?
543
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,067
Yep.
544
00:19:26,514 --> 00:19:29,513
( Greg speaks quietly )
545
00:19:29,498 --> 00:19:30,831
( crashing, Greg groaning )
546
00:19:30,825 --> 00:19:33,158
GREG:
Oh, God. I'm okay.
547
00:19:33,147 --> 00:19:34,745
You're the one who hit Greg?
548
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,071
It was an accident.
549
00:19:36,065 --> 00:19:38,164
Why didn't you
just tell the truth?
550
00:19:38,155 --> 00:19:39,553
'Cause it
was someone else's car.
551
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:40,779
I thought they'd go to jail.
552
00:19:40,774 --> 00:19:43,340
Hitting someone with a car
is not illegal.
553
00:19:43,328 --> 00:19:45,560
Lying to the police is.
554
00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:48,216
Ma, I know you're mad,
555
00:19:48,203 --> 00:19:49,668
but it's over.
556
00:19:49,661 --> 00:19:50,694
It all worked out.
557
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,790
It's not a big deal.
558
00:19:53,311 --> 00:19:56,342
You broke your friend's leg,
you both lied to the police,
559
00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:58,593
we were in the middle
of a police shootout
560
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:00,382
with a serial choker,
561
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,072
and you don't think
it's a big deal?
562
00:20:02,065 --> 00:20:04,198
Not in Bed-Stuy.
563
00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:06,021
Is it a big deal now?
564
00:20:09,393 --> 00:20:12,593
So, what did they
get you for?
565
00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:38,909
* Everybody hates Chris *
566
00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:41,310
* Ah, make it funky now *
567
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:45,910
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