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♪♪♪
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After threyears at Corleone,
I went to Tattaglia High.
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Now, I didn't know what
to expect when I got out,
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but I knew what to expect
when I went in.
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Get him!
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White kids.
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And these weren't your everyday
white kids.
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They were bigger.
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They were faster.
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What the...?
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They were stronger.
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And they were sexier.
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They had sexier backs.
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They had sexier fronts.
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Thank you, Lord.
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I had been the only black kid
at my school for three years,
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and I still wasn't ready
for what happened next...
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Nothing!
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Hey, you.
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What?
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How come you didn't punch me
a second ago?
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I don't even know you.
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That never stopped anyone
before.
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What the hell's your problem?
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In an ironic twist of fate,
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I was about
to get my ass kicked
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for expecting
to get my ass kicked.
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Nothing. It's just I'm the only
black kid here. I thought...
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What are you talking about?
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You're not
the only black kid here.
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Maybe the dumbest one,
but you're not the only one.
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Finally, I thought
my troubles were over.
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I wouldn't be
the only black kid on the bus.
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Yo, back of the bus, lady.
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I wouldn't be
the only black kid at lunch.
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And for a change,
I wouldn't be the only black kid in my classes.
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Maybe these are all black kids
wearing whiteface.
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm Chris.
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Star of the new movie,
Guess Who's Coming to Homeroom.
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In a school that was
seven-percent Latino,
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nine-percent black
and three-percent Asian,
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I somehow ended up in a class
that was 99.9% white.
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Everybody take a seat,
take a seat.
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What are you
doing in here?
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It's my class.
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You're Mr. Thurman, right?
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No, genius, I'm Mr. Magoo.
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You don't belong in here.
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Why not?
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You're black, you're black.
You're the black guy.
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I took a wrong turn
and ended up in South Africa.
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What's that got to do
with anything?
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You're gonna disturb my balance.
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You're like Crispus Attucks
in the Boston Massacre.
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Whatever happens in here,
good or bad,
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we're all gonna end up
talking about you.
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I'm doing it already
and I'm sick of it.
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Listen here, Mr. Magoo,
I would love to leave, but...
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I ain't got nowhere else
to go.
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What's the matter? What are you,
what are you, Cuban?
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Hmm? Go ahead, sit
down, sit down.
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Don't touch anybody, huh?
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And it's Thurman.
Magoo's a joke.
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Hilarious.
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No, no, not here.
You people like to march, right?
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March your way to the back
of the class. Go ahead.
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He was afraid I'd bring
the property valueof his classroom down.
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The hardest part about being
a black nerd
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was that I didn't fit in
with anybody.
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Not to mention,
before the Internet,
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there were only two black
nerds-- me and this guy.
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Officer, that's him!
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Black translation: run!
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Thank you, honey.
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All right.
What wrong with you, man?
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That wasn't funny!
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Dude, why'd you run?
You didn't do anything.
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Tell that to Emmett Till.
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I was scared.
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All the white people think I look like every
black person on Earth.
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I could go to jail
for anything
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from a parking ticket
to throwing little baby Jessica down the well.
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Dude, that didn't
even happen yet.
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I'm just saying.
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What you doing
down here? We had a half day
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I figured I'd try
and catch up with you.
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Is that coat the attire
for the Bronx Academy?
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Man, you wouldn't believe it.
I found the one place on Earth where I'm not a nerd.
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Where, in that coat?
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The Bronx Academy.
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I'm the the only one coming
from a public school.
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I'm, like, the toughest
kid there.
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Everyone's scared of me.
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Scared of you
or scared of that coat?
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This was the first time
Greg scared anyone outside of a spelling bee.
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Is that blood
on that coat?
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Yeah. Cohuh?
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No.
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Don't worry.
It's not mine.
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Not your blood
or not your coat?
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Yes and yes.
Want some cash?
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You kidding me?
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Take it, man. I can
get more tomorrow.
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Greg was like an ATM machine
with acne.
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So how's it over here?
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Same old, same old.
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I start my day like I always did
for the past three years:
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room full of white people.
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Hang in there, man.
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If there's anying
I can do for you,
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you let me know.
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Got any more of them coats?
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Sorry. I'll catch you later.
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While I dealt
with my new school,
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my mother dealt
with her own hairy situation.
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Hey, Mom,
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what happened
to your hair?
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That is not the way you give
a woman a compliment, Drew.
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I wasn't giving
a compliment, I was just trying to find out what happened.
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Whatever happened,
it looks nice.
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What did happen?
Nothing happened!
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Something happened
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all the hair on the right side of
your head is missing.
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Maybe aliens came and
cut it so they could put a probe in your ear.
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I do not have a probe in my ear.
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You sure?
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It's called an
"asymmetrical bob."
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Sounds alien to me!
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I got it done at Vanessa's shop.
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Wait, I thought it was
Pam's shop.
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Vanessa hit the number
and bought Pam out.
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Yeah, now I'm the new manar.
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What happened
to your old job?
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Something that hadn't happened
in a long time.
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I do not need this, okay?!
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My man has two jobs!
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Two jobs equals one finger.
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What you reading, baby?
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After Tonya's crush
on Billy Ocean ended,
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she got a new oneon
one of the top movie starsof the time,
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Danny Glover.
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Danny Glover?
Didn't he play Benson?
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No, no, that was
Robert Guillaume.
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Danny Glover played the father
on Good Times.
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No, no, that's John Amos.
Danny Glover was Chicken George.
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No, that's Ben Vereen.
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Danny Glover's the voice
of Darth Vader.
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No, that's James Earl Jones.
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Danny Glover played "Mister"
in The Color Purple.
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ALL:
Oh...
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I thought
that was Whoopi Goldberg.
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His next movie is with some
white guy named Mel Gibson.
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Drew, what are you doing?
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Looking for a job.
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Since I'm 13, I figured I'd start working
and make some real money.
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Well, you just remember,
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for now,
school is your first job.
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There's nothing wrong with
looking for your second job.
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If Drew gets a job,
can I have his allowance?
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No.
No. No.
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So, how was school?
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Horrible.
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Fine.
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How was your
first day, Drew?
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Fine.
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His "fine" and my "fine"
were two different "fines."
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And they did that for Drew
every single day.
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Daddy, I wanted
to ask you something.
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Yes, baby?
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Can I get a job?
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This has been the happiest moment of my father's life
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My baby wants a job!
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Get off of my
car, fool!
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I don't see why not.
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I don't know, baby.
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You're only 12.
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You're a little too young
to be working.
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But Chris had a job
when he was 12.
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I had a job wh I was two.
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Well, go do your homework,
and we'll talk about it in the morning.
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What?
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What?
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I don't want Tonya working.
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She's still a little girl.
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This will be good for her.
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She'll be learning
responsibility
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and plus, she'll be making
a little money.
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What he really meant was...
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She'll be making money.
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She'll be making money.
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She'll be making money
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and she'll be making money!
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Well, where are we supposed
to find her a job?
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She can work at
the beauty shop with you.
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She could
sweep up here.
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I don't want
her breathing those chemicals.
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She can wear
a mask.
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When is she supposed
to do her homework?
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When she's not sweeping.
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What if she hears something
she's not supposed to?
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Don't tell me.
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You really want her to work that bad?
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Yes!
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No, but it's not me, it's her.
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Fine.
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Sweep up those crumbs.
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Tonya wants to work.
Let her do it.
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To get out
from under Mr. Thurman,
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I decided to go straight
to the top.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, my God! Chris!
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It'd be 20 yearsbefore another
woman had that reaction.
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Miss Morello,
you're the principal?
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How'd you end up here?
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You wouldn't believe it.
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I hate this school!
I hate these kids!
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And every last one of you
can kiss my white...
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As luck would have it,
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I ended up doing the same
thing over aCorleone.
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Only topless.
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So I took the job here.
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Come, come, come, sit.
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So, what can
I do for you?
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I need to change homerooms.
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Oh, what's the problem?
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Mr. Thurman hates me.
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Everyone does. It's in
the title of the show, dummy.
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I'm tired of being around
only white kids all the time.
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Doesn't bother Michael Jackson.
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Chris, I thought you'd like
that room.
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That's why
I had you placed there.
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You put me in that class?
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Yes, but if I had known
you were a racist...
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No, I'm not a racist.
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Well, I don't hear any of
the white kids complaining about being around you.
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It's hard to talk
when you're wearing a hood.
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And I think
that's mighty white of them.
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While I regain my composure,
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Let's have a word from our sponsors
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Before I strangled her,
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I wanted to know
why she did what she did.
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Chris, when I saw your
name on the register,
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I thought, if you
hadn't gotten shot,
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ended up slinging rock,
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or become a baby daddy
over the summer,
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that you'd want
to get back to something you knew.
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Yeah. I know black kids,
Asians, Latinos.
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So why can't I be
in the homeroom with them?
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Chris, the black boys
are all in gangs,
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the girls are all bougie,
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and don't even get me started
on the Puerto Ricans.
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Boriqua? What is that?
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What have you got against
white people anyway?
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Oh, you'llind out.
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00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:03,900
Nothing. I just don't want
to start every day
257
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,200
in a roomful of people
who hate me.
258
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:07,600
Tell you what.
If you can find a black friend,
259
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,700
or a group of people
that you can fit in with
260
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,500
that aren't all white,
I'll put you in a new homeroom.
261
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,400
Serious?
As a heart attack.
262
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:17,400
If I'm lucky, maybe
you'll have one before me.
263
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:21,000
While I had a job to do,
my sister was going toork.
264
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:23,000
Now, you remember what
I told you, Tonya, right?
265
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,500
What happens in the beauty shop
stays in the beauty shop.
266
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,600
That's my girl.
267
00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:31,200
Women need to know this is a place
where they can come and say anything they want.
268
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,100
Got it.
269
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,400
Like every white basketball
player who makes the NBA,
270
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,000
I had a tough job ahead of me:
271
00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:39,900
I had to find black friends.
272
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,500
I tried black guys.
273
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:47,600
Uh... man, where
you get those clothes?
274
00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:50,500
Looking like page 32
of the Sears catalog.
275
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,500
Hey, where's your football?
276
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,800
Page 49.
277
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,300
I tried
tender-headed black girls.
278
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:02,700
Stupid!
279
00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:04,600
I even tried
the Black Student Union.
280
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:06,500
You've been hoodwinked!
You've been had!
281
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,300
You've been took! You've been
leastray! Run amok!
282
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,500
You have been bamboozled!
283
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,800
Hey! Get your hand
out of my pocket!
284
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,200
Rest in peace, Talcum X.
285
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,100
When my mother told Tonya
286
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,800
she could say
anything she wanted,
287
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,700
Tonya took her at her word.
288
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:31,100
Did you dye your hair blond
or did you dye your eyebrows black?
289
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,300
Your perm looks nice,
290
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,700
but what's wrong
with your toenails?
291
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,600
Should you be using food stamps
to pay for this?
292
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,800
Vanessa, you need to
talk to that little girl.
293
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,300
You think I don't
know I got a mole?
294
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:52,800
Holy moley!
295
00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:53,700
I know I got a mole.
296
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,600
Does your mole know
about your mustache?
297
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,500
What? Gloria, it a minute!
298
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,600
Tonya.
299
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,100
What?
300
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,700
I hate these guys!
301
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,100
I frickin' hate them!
302
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,300
All of them!
303
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,200
Why did I ever take this job?
304
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:17,900
You have to be crazy,
305
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000
have no friends, no prospects,
306
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,700
and no reason to believe that
your life could be any better
307
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,900
than to be tormented
and hated every day!
308
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,300
Sounds like the perfect job
for me.
309
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,000
I quit!
310
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:32,300
Football team manager
was a horrible job,
311
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,700
but if it was going to get
me away from Mr. Thurman,
312
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,000
I'd work for the devil himself.
313
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,900
What's going on out here?
314
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,400
You're the coach?
315
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,600
Make that
the white devil himself.
316
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,100
I had a dilemma.
317
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,800
To get out of Thurman's
homeroom,
318
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,300
nto
his locker room.
319
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,000
What are you, the
one-man march? Hmm?
320
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,300
You going to integrate every room I'm in,
whether I like it or not?
321
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,200
I'm here to apply
for team manager.
322
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,800
At least the locker room
wasn't all white.
323
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,800
Hi, Dickerson.
How's your ale?
324
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,100
It's good.
Who's this?
325
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,100
That's Chris.
326
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,500
He wants to be the new team manager.
327
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,800
team manager.What happened to that
skinny white dude?
328
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:08,800
He quit.
329
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,200
Hey...
330
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,600
There you go.
331
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,500
And don't be putting
no bleach in my drawers.
332
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,500
I'm allergic.
333
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:17,200
Who's that?
334
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,700
That's Walter Dickerson,
our ar running black.
335
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:20,900
"Back."
336
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,500
Hmm? Huh? What? What?
337
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:25,900
Nothing.
338
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,600
Give me one good reason why I should let
you be team manager.
339
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,500
Because the last guy quit.
340
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,800
Because I'm
the only one here.
341
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,400
Don't be a smartass.
342
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,300
Can I ask you a question?
What'shat?
343
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,900
Is Dickerson the only
black player on the team?
344
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,700
Oh, for God's sake!
Now you want to get on the team, too?
345
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,700
What do you want to be?
A jockstrap?
346
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,600
I guess you're just going
to black your way through life.
347
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,200
Is that right?
348
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,400
It didn't work
for Jesse Jackson,
349
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,100
and it's not going
to work for you.
350
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,200
Actually, it worked
for both of us.
351
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,200
Let me tell you something.
352
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,400
If you're going
to be around me,
353
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,400
you need to
understand something.
354
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:56,900
I don't like people.
355
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,300
You forgot to say "black."
356
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,600
Because people are idiots.
357
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:02,900
They don't read, they don't
think, and they're lazy.
358
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,700
If they can find an easier
way to do something,
359
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:05,800
they'll take it every time.
360
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:08,000
White people didn't have slaves
because they're racist.
361
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:08,900
Yes, they did.
362
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,700
They did it
because they're lazy.
363
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,000
Lazyracists!
364
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,100
If they had gotten
off their butts and picked their own damn cotton,
365
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,600
they wouldn't have had
to shoot Dr. King.
366
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,900
He's dead because
white people are lazy!
367
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,300
And what do we do
to honor him?
368
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,100
We take a damn day off work.
I'm sick of it!
369
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,000
You want to get along withe,
don't be lazy.
370
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,000
(thud)
Or black.
371
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:32,200
4:00. Be there. Every day.
372
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,900
And don't be late.
You understand?
373
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,000
And you're not
getting on this team.
374
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,900
Thanks for the job, Coach!
375
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,200
While I talked my way
into a job,
376
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,200
Tonya talked her way
out of one.
377
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,800
You gotta fire Tonya.
378
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,900
Vanessa, let me
talk to her first.
379
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,500
Rochelle,
I don't have time for that.
380
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,500
I'm losing more customers
than a Muslim rib shack.
381
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,100
Ah salaam a lick 'em!
382
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,100
She broke up two marriages,
383
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,200
she outed Jerome's uncle,
and she told Gloria about her mole.
384
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,100
She told Gloria
about her mole?
385
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,800
Oh, Lord! Not the mole!
386
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,900
Everybody knows how sensitive
Gloria is about that mole.
387
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,700
She ain't say nothing
about her mustache, did she?
388
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:09,900
She didn't have to.
389
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,500
Oh! Oh, Vanessa...
390
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,800
Rochelle, either you fire her or
I'm going to have to fire you.
391
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,900
Since me and Miss Morello
had a deal,
392
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,500
it was time to pay the piper.
393
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,900
Great. Thanks.
394
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,200
Well, Chris,
you did it.
395
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,100
I thought you had about
as much chance of working with the football team
396
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:32,000
as Boy George does of joining
Quiet Riot, but you did it!
397
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,300
And oddly enough,
so did Boy George.
398
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,000
Walter, I didn't
mean to doubt you.
399
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,100
I just had to make sure
400
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,900
Chris wasn't trying
to run game on me.
401
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,900
That's cool. So can I go?
402
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:56,700
Well, I guess. Yeah. Sure.
403
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,400
So you going to ve me
to a new homeroom?
404
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,000
A deal is a deal.
405
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,300
While my future was looking up,
406
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,200
Tonya's was going
down the drain.
407
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,400
I'm fired? How come?
408
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,500
I swept up all the hair,
I cleaned out the shampoo bowls,
409
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,800
I even picked up
those nasty toenail clippings.
410
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:21,000
It's not that, Tonya.
411
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:25,900
You know how
I told you that women need to be able to say anything in the beauty salon?
412
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,200
Yes.
413
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,600
Well, baby,
there is a difference
414
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,900
between saying anything
and saying everything.
415
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,300
So I'm getting fired
for being honest?
416
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,700
It happened to Don Imus.
It could happen you.
417
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,800
I'm sorry, but yes.
418
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
You know what?
419
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,600
I don't need this mess!
420
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,600
My father has two jobs!
421
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,600
Deja vu.
422
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,600
My mother would have snatched
the naps out of Tonya's head,
423
00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:00,500
but at that moment,
she was just too proud.
424
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,500
My new homeroom was a war zone
with no general in charge.
425
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,400
Okay, settle down.
426
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,400
You just going
to sit there?
427
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,700
What do you want me to do?
I'm a teacher, not riot control.
428
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,800
We need a Morgan Freeman
with a bat!
429
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,200
You could
say something.
430
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:22,400
I said, "Settle down."
You got a better idea?
431
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,100
Rubber bullets?
432
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,400
Yeah. You could...
433
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:27,900
After five minutes
in my new homeroom,
434
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,400
I learned being
in a class with Mr. Thurmanwould require character.
435
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,100
Being in a class without him
required stitches.
436
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,000
Chris, I'm not
doing this again. Are you sure?
437
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,000
I'm sure.
438
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,100
All right.
439
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:48,000
Jameson? Jackson? Jones?
Here! Here!
440
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,500
What the hell you doing back in here?
I thought I was done with you.
441
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,500
I asked Miss Morello
if I could come back.
442
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,700
For what? You wanted out.
I wanted you out. You're out.
443
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,800
Your work here is done.
Come on, get the hell out of here. Go, go.
444
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
No. I'm staying.
445
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,000
Why?
446
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,800
See, if we're gonna be working
together,
447
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,300
why should I avoid you?
448
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,400
So whatever you got,
bring it.
449
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,800
I might as well get used to it.
450
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,300
Translation:
You might not like me,
451
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,400
but those other guys
tried to kill me.
452
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,700
What are you,
special, hmm? A big-shot?
453
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,700
Don't you eye-ball me.
I eye-ball you.
454
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:19,900
Sit down.
455
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:22,900
Aah!
456
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,400
Up front.
457
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,600
You wanted my
attention, you got it!
458
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,400
I'll deal with that.
459
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,600
Coming into Tattaglia, I
thought I would stand out
460
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,200
because I was the
only black kid.
461
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,500
But all I was was
just another teenager.
462
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,000
If I wanted people to notice me,
463
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:49,200
I was actuallygoing to have to do something
rth noticing.
464
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,200
Not quite what I had in mind.
465
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,700
Caruso? What are you doing here?
466
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,200
I'm knocking you on the floor,
Bumpy. What's it look like?
467
00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,400
There's so many blacks here now,
I almost didn't recognize you.
468
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,700
Well, feel free
to punch one of them.
469
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,800
That's okay.
But thanks for the offer.
470
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,300
Welcome to Tattaglia.
471
00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:10,900
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