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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,549 --> 00:00:03,216 - HOWDY, Y'ALL. 2 00:00:03,251 --> 00:00:04,784 both: HEY, LAVERNE. 3 00:00:04,819 --> 00:00:06,119 - YOU'RE BACK IN TOWN. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 4 00:00:06,154 --> 00:00:07,954 CRUTCHES? WHAT HAPPENED? 5 00:00:07,989 --> 00:00:09,355 - WELL, A SPRAINED ANKLE. 6 00:00:09,391 --> 00:00:11,724 IT'S KIND OF AN INTERESTING STORY. 7 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:15,061 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET IT OVER WITH. 8 00:00:15,096 --> 00:00:16,963 - WELL, AS YOU KNOW, 9 00:00:16,998 --> 00:00:18,364 I WAS BACK IN ARKANSAS 10 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:22,368 TESTIFYIN' AGAINST THE NOTORIOUS HICKORY MOB. 11 00:00:22,404 --> 00:00:23,970 IT WAS SO EXCITIN'. 12 00:00:24,005 --> 00:00:25,872 I AIN'T NEVER BEEN IN A COURTROOM BEFORE. 13 00:00:25,907 --> 00:00:27,240 WHY, THEY HAD THIS REPORTER THERE. 14 00:00:27,275 --> 00:00:28,808 BOY, WAS SHE FAST. 15 00:00:28,843 --> 00:00:30,843 - LOOK, LAVERNE... LAVERNE, COME ON. 16 00:00:30,879 --> 00:00:32,278 HOW--HOW DID YOU SPRAIN YOUR ANKLE? 17 00:00:32,313 --> 00:00:34,414 - ALL RIGHT. SO, ANYWAY, AFTER THE TRIAL WAS OVER, 18 00:00:34,449 --> 00:00:36,115 I'S HOME WITH MAMA AND WE WAS WATCHIN' TV 19 00:00:36,151 --> 00:00:37,784 TRYIN' TO GET A GLIMPSE OF ME ON THE NEWS. 20 00:00:37,819 --> 00:00:41,020 AND WE HAD THREE VCRs HOOKED UP. 21 00:00:41,056 --> 00:00:43,556 YOU KNOW, TO SEND COPIES TO THE RELATIVES. 22 00:00:43,591 --> 00:00:46,125 PLUS, A VIDEO CAMERA POINTED AT ME 23 00:00:46,161 --> 00:00:47,994 TO CATCH MY REACTION. 24 00:00:48,029 --> 00:00:50,063 - LAVERNE, PLEASE. YOUR ANKLE...? 25 00:00:50,098 --> 00:00:51,330 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 26 00:00:51,366 --> 00:00:53,633 SO, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE RECEPTION GOES OUT. 27 00:00:53,668 --> 00:00:56,736 SO I HAD TO CLIMB ON THE ROOF AND RECONNECT THE ANTENNA. 28 00:00:56,771 --> 00:00:58,838 - YOU SLIPPED OFF THE ROOF. 29 00:00:58,873 --> 00:01:01,207 - COURSE NOT. 30 00:01:01,242 --> 00:01:03,676 I COULD CLIMB A ROOF BEFORE I LEARNED TO WALK. 31 00:01:03,711 --> 00:01:05,578 HAD TO. NOW, THAT'S ANOTHER STORY. 32 00:01:05,613 --> 00:01:08,548 - LAVERNE, PLEASE, WOULD YOU CUT THE NONSENSE 33 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:11,184 AND JUST GIVE US THE END OF THE STORY? 34 00:01:11,219 --> 00:01:13,252 - OKAY. 35 00:01:17,659 --> 00:01:20,460 THAT'S HOW I SPRAINED MY ANKLE. 36 00:01:21,763 --> 00:01:25,898 37 00:01:25,934 --> 00:01:27,500 - LIFE GOES ON 38 00:01:27,535 --> 00:01:29,535 AND SO DO WE 39 00:01:29,571 --> 00:01:33,372 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 40 00:01:33,408 --> 00:01:35,374 ONE BY ONE 41 00:01:35,410 --> 00:01:37,043 WE FILL THE DAYS 42 00:01:37,078 --> 00:01:41,547 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 43 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:45,485 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 44 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,254 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 45 00:01:48,289 --> 00:01:51,124 I'M ALWAYS HERE 46 00:01:51,159 --> 00:01:56,062 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 47 00:01:56,097 --> 00:01:58,598 RAIN OR SHINE 48 00:01:58,633 --> 00:02:00,967 I'LL BE THE ONE 49 00:02:01,002 --> 00:02:05,338 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 50 00:02:05,373 --> 00:02:07,940 WE SHARE IT ALL 51 00:02:07,976 --> 00:02:10,943 AS LIFE GOES ON 52 00:02:34,886 --> 00:02:37,153 - CAROL... 53 00:02:37,188 --> 00:02:38,888 I GOT AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU. HURRY. 54 00:02:38,923 --> 00:02:40,990 - [gasps] A BREAKING STORY. 55 00:02:41,025 --> 00:02:42,792 THIS IS THE SCOOP I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 56 00:02:42,827 --> 00:02:45,027 LET ME ASSURE YOU, MR. BRAXTON. 57 00:02:45,063 --> 00:02:46,362 I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN. 58 00:02:46,397 --> 00:02:47,496 WHAT IS IT? 59 00:02:47,532 --> 00:02:51,400 - GET OVER TO 531 DELMAR STREET. 60 00:02:51,436 --> 00:02:52,635 AND WHEN YOU GET THERE... 61 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:54,036 WATCH YOUR STEP. - RIGHT. 62 00:02:54,072 --> 00:02:55,204 - GO INSIDE. - GOT IT. 63 00:02:55,239 --> 00:02:58,574 - AND WAIT FOR MY EXTERMINATOR. 64 00:03:00,678 --> 00:03:01,944 - YOUR EXTERMINATOR? 65 00:03:01,979 --> 00:03:05,414 - YEAH, I GOT BUGS CRAWLING ALL OVER MY KITCHEN. 66 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:06,615 THEY'RE HUGE, 67 00:03:06,651 --> 00:03:07,883 AND THEY GOT THESE... 68 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:09,018 THINGS. 69 00:03:09,053 --> 00:03:10,352 [shuddering] 70 00:03:10,388 --> 00:03:12,388 ANYWAY, HERE'S THE KEY. 71 00:03:12,423 --> 00:03:14,690 AND DON'T STEP ON THEM. IT JUST MAKES THEM MAD. 72 00:03:18,062 --> 00:03:19,428 - MR. BRAXTON, 73 00:03:19,464 --> 00:03:21,397 YOU HIRED ME TO BE A REPORTER. 74 00:03:21,432 --> 00:03:23,966 NOW, I DO A LOT OF MENIAL THINGS AROUND HERE, 75 00:03:24,001 --> 00:03:27,336 BUT THERE IS NO WAY I'M GOING TO WAIT FOR YOUR EXTERMINATOR. 76 00:03:28,339 --> 00:03:29,905 DADDY, THEY WERE HUGE. 77 00:03:29,941 --> 00:03:34,210 AND THEY HAD THESE THINGS. 78 00:03:34,245 --> 00:03:35,544 AND--AND-- AND THEY WERE FURRY 79 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:37,713 WITH LEGS EVERYWHERE 80 00:03:37,748 --> 00:03:41,317 AND THEY LEFT THIS VISCOUS TRAIL OF SLIMY OOZE. 81 00:03:41,352 --> 00:03:43,552 - OH. BLECH! 82 00:03:43,588 --> 00:03:47,323 CAROL, JUST STOP. THAT'S--THAT'S DISGUSTING. 83 00:03:47,358 --> 00:03:48,858 NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN. 84 00:03:48,893 --> 00:03:52,628 - NO, THAT JUST MAKES THEM MAD. 85 00:03:52,663 --> 00:03:54,897 - I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE'S SO SCARED OF BUGS. 86 00:03:54,932 --> 00:03:56,966 WHEN I WAS A KID I HAD AN ANT FARM. 87 00:03:57,001 --> 00:04:00,669 OR DID MY AUNT HAVE A FARM? 88 00:04:00,705 --> 00:04:02,438 NO, WAIT, MY AUNT BOUGHT THE FARM. 89 00:04:02,473 --> 00:04:04,240 I HAD SEA MONKEYS. 90 00:04:05,977 --> 00:04:09,378 - WELL, SCOTTY'S ASLEEP IN HIS CRIB. 91 00:04:09,414 --> 00:04:11,347 IT'S THAT SPECIAL TIME OF DAY. 92 00:04:12,316 --> 00:04:13,649 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 93 00:04:13,651 --> 00:04:16,408 - OH, YES, I DO, SOPHIA. 94 00:04:16,454 --> 00:04:17,753 IT'S THAT TIME OF DAY 95 00:04:17,788 --> 00:04:20,556 WHEN YOU REFLECT UPON RAISING YOUR OWN CHILDREN 96 00:04:20,591 --> 00:04:23,592 OH SO MANY YEARS AGO. 97 00:04:23,628 --> 00:04:26,929 - NO, IT'S THAT TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU PAY ME. 98 00:04:26,964 --> 00:04:30,132 - I'M SORRY, SOPHIA. 99 00:04:30,168 --> 00:04:31,967 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS, DADDY? 100 00:04:32,003 --> 00:04:33,269 AFTER PAYING FOR DAY CARE, 101 00:04:33,304 --> 00:04:36,205 I HAVE EXACTLY FIVE DOLLARS LEFT FROM MY PAYCHECK. 102 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,107 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK FOR A RAISE. 103 00:04:38,142 --> 00:04:40,910 - I HAVE, BUT SHE WON'T LET GO OF THE LOUSY FIVE BUCKS. 104 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,075 IT'S--IT'S MORE THAN JUST THE MONEY, 105 00:04:46,217 --> 00:04:48,803 I--I WANNA GROW AS A JOURNALIST. 106 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,753 I WANT MY OWN COLUMN. 107 00:04:50,788 --> 00:04:52,354 SO I WENT IN THERE TODAY AND I SAID, 108 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:55,791 "MR. BRAXTON, I WANT MORE RESPONSIBILITY." 109 00:04:55,826 --> 00:04:58,027 - AND HOW DID HE RESPOND TO THAT? 110 00:04:58,062 --> 00:05:02,865 - HE SHOWED ME HOW TO WORK THE KEY MAKING MACHINE. 111 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,567 - YOU KNOW, CAROL, INSTEAD OF WHINING, 112 00:05:04,602 --> 00:05:06,035 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET UP OFF YOUR BUTT 113 00:05:06,070 --> 00:05:08,337 AND DO THE JOB YOU'RE BEING PAID TO DO? 114 00:05:08,372 --> 00:05:10,906 - EXCUSE ME? 115 00:05:10,942 --> 00:05:14,510 - THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME AT WORK ALL THE TIME. 116 00:05:14,545 --> 00:05:17,179 - ACTUALLY, CAROL, CHARLEY MAY BE RIGHT. 117 00:05:17,190 --> 00:05:19,306 THE WAY TO GET AHEAD IS TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE 118 00:05:19,317 --> 00:05:22,049 AND MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO MR. BRAXTON. 119 00:05:22,129 --> 00:05:24,241 - I GOT SOME MORE TIPS FOR YOU TOO, CAROL. 120 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,055 ALWAYS BE ON TIME, 121 00:05:26,090 --> 00:05:27,256 NEVER PEEK IN THE PORTHOLES, 122 00:05:27,291 --> 00:05:29,058 AND NEVER NEVER EVER 123 00:05:29,093 --> 00:05:30,993 PLAY GUESS-WHO WITH THE CAPTAIN 124 00:05:31,028 --> 00:05:32,695 WHILE HE'S PARKING THE BOAT. 125 00:05:37,802 --> 00:05:39,602 - OH, MAXINE. I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 126 00:05:39,637 --> 00:05:40,903 LOOK, I'M SUPPOSED TO GO 127 00:05:40,938 --> 00:05:42,271 TO THE WESTSIDE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL 128 00:05:42,306 --> 00:05:43,672 THIS AFTERNOON TO DO MY... 129 00:05:43,708 --> 00:05:46,375 DON'T-BE-AFRAID OF-THE-DOCTOR PRESENTATION-- 130 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:50,679 - WAIT, IS THAT THE ONE WITH THAT IDIOTIC HAND PUPPET? 131 00:05:57,288 --> 00:06:00,356 - I MADE THAT PUPPET. 132 00:06:00,391 --> 00:06:02,324 CHILDREN LOVE MY PUPPET. 133 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:05,561 I HAVE 35-YEAR-OLDS STILL ASKING ABOUT MY PUPPET. 134 00:06:05,596 --> 00:06:06,729 - EASY, HARRY. 135 00:06:06,764 --> 00:06:08,731 I DIDN'T MEAN TO DISS YOUR PUPPET. 136 00:06:08,766 --> 00:06:10,899 - SORRY. IT'S-- YOU KNOW, IT'S A BUTTON. 137 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:13,102 ANYWAY. LISTEN, CAROL CALLED. 138 00:06:13,137 --> 00:06:15,237 SHE HAS TO WORK LATE, SOPHIA CANNOT SIT 139 00:06:15,273 --> 00:06:18,307 SO I HAVE TO GET HOME TO TAKE CARE OF SCOTTY SO... 140 00:06:18,342 --> 00:06:19,375 I WAS WONDERING... 141 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:22,544 - OH, WELL, KEEP WONDERING, HARRY. 142 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:23,946 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 143 00:06:23,981 --> 00:06:26,415 - COME ON, MAX. IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE. 144 00:06:26,450 --> 00:06:27,783 AND THOSE KIDS NEVER SEE A DOCTOR. 145 00:06:27,818 --> 00:06:31,287 - I KNOW THAT, BUT I JUST CAN'T. 146 00:06:31,322 --> 00:06:33,689 YOU KNOW HOW I AM ABOUT PUBLIC SPEAKING. 147 00:06:33,724 --> 00:06:35,658 AND I AM NOT A KID PERSON. 148 00:06:35,693 --> 00:06:39,728 EVEN WHEN I WAS FIVE I DIDN'T HANG OUT WITH KIDS. 149 00:06:39,764 --> 00:06:43,299 I USED TO TAKE NAPS JUST TO GET AWAY FROM THEM. 150 00:06:43,334 --> 00:06:46,001 - OH, MAXINE, COME ON. IT'S SIMPLE. TRUST ME. 151 00:06:46,037 --> 00:06:48,671 AND THE KIDS LOVE IT. 152 00:06:48,706 --> 00:06:51,807 HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 153 00:06:51,842 --> 00:06:53,809 I'M DR. FEELGOOD. 154 00:06:53,844 --> 00:06:58,881 AND I'M-- [coughing] 155 00:06:59,946 --> 00:07:01,612 I'M GERMY. 156 00:07:03,154 --> 00:07:06,182 WELL, GERMY, LET ME PUT ON MY GLASSES. 157 00:07:06,294 --> 00:07:08,157 I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR THROAT. 158 00:07:08,192 --> 00:07:10,893 HERE WE GO. NOW. 159 00:07:10,928 --> 00:07:13,929 - OKAY, OKAY. LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 160 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:17,599 I AM NOT GONNA WEAR THAT. 161 00:07:17,635 --> 00:07:20,636 EVEN IF ALIENS INVADED THE PLANET 162 00:07:20,671 --> 00:07:23,939 AND WERE SLAUGHTERING EVERY HUMAN WHO DOESN'T 163 00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:25,641 LOOK LIKE YOU DO RIGHT NOW, 164 00:07:25,676 --> 00:07:27,242 I WOULD NOT WEAR THAT. 165 00:07:34,567 --> 00:07:36,300 - ALL RIGHT. FINE, MAXINE. 166 00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:38,164 I'LL JUST CALL THE SCHOOL 167 00:07:38,222 --> 00:07:39,588 AND TELL THEM TO CANCEL THE ASSEMBLY 168 00:07:39,623 --> 00:07:42,156 BECAUSE DR. DOUGLAS ISN'T A KID PERSON. 169 00:07:42,651 --> 00:07:45,246 - OKAY. I'LL GO. 170 00:07:45,363 --> 00:07:47,062 BUT I'LL DO IT MY WAY. 171 00:07:47,098 --> 00:07:49,264 JUST A BRIEF LECTURE ON HOW THE BODY WORKS, 172 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:50,799 AND WHAT A DOCTOR DOES, AND THAT'S IT. 173 00:07:50,835 --> 00:07:54,036 - FINE. BUT--BUT, UH LET ME ADD JUST ONE THOUGHT. 174 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:57,439 - WHAT? - YOU'RE GONNA BOMB. 175 00:08:01,387 --> 00:08:02,653 WHY DON'T YOU HEAD HOME? 176 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:04,288 - WHEN THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE? 177 00:08:04,324 --> 00:08:05,556 DON'T BE SILLY, SIR. 178 00:08:05,592 --> 00:08:08,192 DO THESE ENVELOPES NEED TO BE STAMPED OR SEALED? 179 00:08:08,228 --> 00:08:10,228 - THEY NEED TO BE STAMPED AND SEALED. 180 00:08:10,263 --> 00:08:12,597 JUST LICK EVERYTHING THAT LOOKS STICKY. 181 00:08:12,632 --> 00:08:15,433 - OH, [speaking French], SIR. 182 00:08:15,468 --> 00:08:18,736 WOULD THAT YOU COULD HAVE SAT AT THE ALGONQUIN ROUND TABLE. 183 00:08:18,771 --> 00:08:20,138 - YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA HEAD HOME? 184 00:08:20,173 --> 00:08:22,439 - NOT AT ALL. 185 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:24,976 WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE WORKING ON? 186 00:08:25,011 --> 00:08:28,112 - OH, I'M JUST WRITING OUR ADVICE COLUMN. 187 00:08:28,148 --> 00:08:30,348 - "DEAR AUNT MARTHA?" 188 00:08:30,383 --> 00:08:33,317 - ALL RIGHT. SECRET'S OUT. 189 00:08:33,353 --> 00:08:35,853 I'M AUNT MARTHA. 190 00:08:35,889 --> 00:08:39,790 - YOU KNOW, NOT TO TOOT MY OWN HORN, 191 00:08:39,826 --> 00:08:42,860 BUT PEOPLE FREQUENTLY COME TO ME FOR ADVICE. 192 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:44,529 - YEAH? 193 00:08:44,564 --> 00:08:47,832 WELL, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO WITH THIS ONE. 194 00:08:47,867 --> 00:08:49,233 "DEAR AUNT MARTHA, 195 00:08:49,269 --> 00:08:51,636 "I'M A WELL-BUILT ADONIS 196 00:08:51,671 --> 00:08:53,037 "AND THE BROADS FIGHT OVER ME 197 00:08:53,062 --> 00:08:55,430 "LIKE I'M THE LAST BOX OF CHOCOLATE COOKIES. 198 00:08:55,571 --> 00:08:57,308 "IT'S NOT SO MUCH OF A PROBLEM, 199 00:08:57,310 --> 00:08:58,664 I JUST WANNA BRAG." 200 00:08:58,735 --> 00:09:00,077 SIGNED. 201 00:09:00,113 --> 00:09:02,446 "POOPED IN SAINT PETE." 202 00:09:02,482 --> 00:09:04,882 - ALL RIGHT. 203 00:09:04,918 --> 00:09:06,951 HOW'S THIS? I'D REPLY: 204 00:09:06,986 --> 00:09:09,487 "HERE'S THE SCOOP, POOPED. 205 00:09:09,522 --> 00:09:12,089 "NOBODY'S COOKIES TASTE THAT GOOD. 206 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:15,092 " GET YOURSELF IN THERAPY, POST HASTE." 207 00:09:15,128 --> 00:09:17,261 HE'S PROBABLY SOME SELF-LOATHING SOCIAL PARIAH 208 00:09:17,297 --> 00:09:19,463 WHO HAS A CRUSH ON HIS MOMMY. 209 00:09:22,201 --> 00:09:24,417 - ACTUALLY, I WROTE IT. 210 00:09:26,171 --> 00:09:29,706 BUT, YOU KNOW WESTON, THAT WAS A PRETTY DECENT ANSWER. 211 00:09:29,742 --> 00:09:31,775 - YOU THINK SO? - YEAH. 212 00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:32,909 I THINK I'LL PRINT THAT. 213 00:09:32,945 --> 00:09:34,478 - REALLY? 214 00:09:34,513 --> 00:09:36,213 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT, SIR. 215 00:09:36,248 --> 00:09:38,648 I--I--I AM GIDDY WITH DELIGHT. 216 00:09:38,684 --> 00:09:40,951 I AM GIDDY, GIDDY, GIDDY, GIDDY. 217 00:09:40,986 --> 00:09:42,853 HERE, GIDDY, GIDDY, GIDDY, GIDDY, GIDDY, GIDDY. 218 00:09:42,888 --> 00:09:44,721 [laughing] 219 00:09:44,757 --> 00:09:46,523 WHOO. 220 00:09:46,558 --> 00:09:48,592 I NEED SOME COFFEE. 221 00:09:48,627 --> 00:09:49,793 OH, DO YOU WANT SOME? 222 00:09:49,828 --> 00:09:50,894 - SURE. 223 00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:58,368 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 224 00:09:58,404 --> 00:09:59,970 NONE FOR ME. 225 00:10:00,005 --> 00:10:02,773 I HAD TWO EGGNOG�S AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY ONCE 226 00:10:02,808 --> 00:10:04,708 AND I TRIED TO PULL ALL THE PADDING 227 00:10:04,743 --> 00:10:06,443 OUT OF SANTA'S SUIT. 228 00:10:06,478 --> 00:10:08,612 ONLY I DIDN'T REALIZE HE WAS REALLY FAT, 229 00:10:08,647 --> 00:10:11,948 AND I WAS PULLING ON HIS STOMACH HAIR. 230 00:10:11,984 --> 00:10:13,483 ANYWAY... 231 00:10:13,519 --> 00:10:15,018 I'M NOT MUCH OF A DRINKER. 232 00:10:15,054 --> 00:10:16,119 - I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 233 00:10:16,155 --> 00:10:17,988 - IT'S NO BIG DEAL. - YEAH, IT IS. 234 00:10:18,023 --> 00:10:20,624 I'VE BEEN POURING SCOTCH IN THE COFFEE ALL NIGHT. 235 00:10:20,659 --> 00:10:23,627 - YOU WHAT? 236 00:10:23,662 --> 00:10:26,396 WELL, NO WONDER IT TASTES SO WEIRD. 237 00:10:26,432 --> 00:10:28,999 I JUST ASSUMED YOU MADE LOUSY COFFEE. 238 00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:32,636 - I DO. THAT'S WHY I PUT SCOTCH IN IT. 239 00:10:32,671 --> 00:10:35,005 I'M SORRY, CAROL. I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 240 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,174 - WELL, I'M SURPRISED I'M NOT DRUNK. 241 00:10:37,209 --> 00:10:42,245 I'VE ALREADY HAD THREE COFFS OF CUPPY. 242 00:10:42,281 --> 00:10:45,849 - MAYBE YOU CAN HANDLE YOUR CUPPY BETTER THAN YOU THOUGHT. 243 00:10:45,884 --> 00:10:47,250 [both laughing] 244 00:10:47,286 --> 00:10:49,214 YOU'RE DARN RIGHT, I CAN. 245 00:10:49,254 --> 00:10:51,521 - [both laughing] 246 00:10:51,523 --> 00:10:53,981 - YOU KNOW, WESTON, I BETTER CALL YOU A CAB. 247 00:10:54,726 --> 00:10:57,761 YOU'RE A CAB. 248 00:10:57,796 --> 00:11:01,198 - [laughing] 249 00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:02,532 - NOT REALLY. IT'S A JOKE. 250 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:06,369 - YOU ARE FUNNY. 251 00:11:06,405 --> 00:11:08,004 YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY FUNNY. 252 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,408 YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALIZED HOW REALLY FUNNY YOU WERE. 253 00:11:11,443 --> 00:11:14,444 I GUESS I-- 254 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,481 I THINK I STILL HAVE A STAMP ON MY TONGUE. 255 00:11:17,516 --> 00:11:19,516 - [laughing] 256 00:11:26,425 --> 00:11:28,959 - SOPHIA, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 257 00:11:28,994 --> 00:11:32,596 - THAT'S WHAT I SAY EVERY MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP. 258 00:11:32,631 --> 00:11:35,599 - LISTEN, I--I-- I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS. 259 00:11:35,634 --> 00:11:37,100 I'M SO WORRIED ABOUT CAROL. 260 00:11:37,136 --> 00:11:38,835 I MEAN, THERE'S NO ANSWER AT HER OFFICE. 261 00:11:38,871 --> 00:11:40,403 HER BED HAS NOT BEEN SLEPT IN ALL NIGHT. 262 00:11:40,439 --> 00:11:42,239 I CALLED THE POLICE, I CALLED THE HOSPITALS, 263 00:11:42,274 --> 00:11:43,540 I CALLED HER FRIENDS... 264 00:11:43,575 --> 00:11:44,608 NOBODY'S SEEN HER. 265 00:11:44,643 --> 00:11:46,476 - YOU'RE KIDDING. 266 00:11:46,512 --> 00:11:49,212 CAROL HAS FRIENDS? 267 00:11:49,248 --> 00:11:51,014 - ALL RIGHT, DEAR. JUST STAY HERE FOR ME, DEAR. 268 00:11:51,049 --> 00:11:52,215 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 269 00:11:52,251 --> 00:11:53,383 I'M GONNA RUN DOWN TO HER OFFICE 270 00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:54,618 AND SEE WHAT I CAN FIND OUT. 271 00:11:54,653 --> 00:11:56,586 - GO AHEAD. I'LL STAY HERE WITH SCOTTY. 272 00:12:06,979 --> 00:12:09,180 NOT NOW, SAL. YOU'LL WAKE THE KIDS. 273 00:12:19,317 --> 00:12:21,116 - HELLO? 274 00:12:21,152 --> 00:12:23,886 HELLO? 275 00:12:23,921 --> 00:12:27,489 CAROL, HONEY. CAROL, CAROL. 276 00:12:27,525 --> 00:12:28,958 ARE YOU OKAY? 277 00:12:28,993 --> 00:12:31,694 - DADDY? 278 00:12:31,729 --> 00:12:33,963 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT TIME IS IT? 279 00:12:33,998 --> 00:12:35,564 - YOU SLEPT HERE ALL NIGHT, CAROL. 280 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:36,799 I WAS WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU. 281 00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,067 WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL? 282 00:12:38,102 --> 00:12:39,635 - I'M--I'M SORRY, DADDY. 283 00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:42,871 I WAS WORKING LATE AND--AND-- AND I HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS. 284 00:12:42,907 --> 00:12:44,306 OH, MY GOD, WHERE'S SCOTTY? 285 00:12:44,342 --> 00:12:46,709 - SCOTTY'S FINE. HE'S WITH SOPHIA. 286 00:12:46,744 --> 00:12:49,845 I MEAN--CAROL, I MUST HAVE CALLED HERE A DOZEN TIMES. 287 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,480 - WAS THAT THE PHONE? 288 00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:57,319 NO WONDER THE SNOOZE BUTTON DIDN'T WORK. 289 00:12:57,355 --> 00:13:00,589 OH, OH, OH, MY HEAD. 290 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:03,258 WHOA, AND MY BACK IS KILLING ME 291 00:13:03,294 --> 00:13:06,195 THIS COUCH IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE. 292 00:13:06,230 --> 00:13:07,529 WHOA. 293 00:13:07,565 --> 00:13:08,931 [shrieking] 294 00:13:10,468 --> 00:13:12,635 [shrieking] 295 00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:13,969 AAH! 296 00:13:20,378 --> 00:13:22,778 - HI. 297 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:33,722 - SO THIS IS WHERE YOU WORK! 298 00:13:37,829 --> 00:13:40,141 WELL, I'LL BE GOING NOW. 299 00:13:40,188 --> 00:13:44,257 - WAIT, DADDY. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 300 00:13:44,293 --> 00:13:47,193 - CAROL, PLEASE, WHAT I'M TRYING TO THINK ABOUT RIGHT NOW 301 00:13:47,229 --> 00:13:49,629 IS THE '55 WORLD SERIES. 302 00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:52,332 - LOOK, WE-- WE WERE WORKING LATE 303 00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:54,367 AND--AND--AND THERE WAS COFFEE 304 00:13:54,403 --> 00:13:56,603 AND--AND-- WELL, THE REST IS HAZY, 305 00:13:56,638 --> 00:13:59,072 BUT I'M SURE MR. BRAXTON CAN TELL YOU 306 00:13:59,107 --> 00:14:00,607 EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. 307 00:14:00,642 --> 00:14:01,808 - YES, I CAN. 308 00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:02,909 - WELL, GOOD. 309 00:14:02,945 --> 00:14:05,011 TELL HIM. 310 00:14:05,047 --> 00:14:06,546 - WE HAD SEX. 311 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:11,251 I REALLY... 312 00:14:11,286 --> 00:14:12,986 DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING INTO ANY MORE DETAIL 313 00:14:13,021 --> 00:14:15,689 RIGHT NOW WITH YOUR FATHER HERE. 314 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:18,825 - WELL, I'LL-- I'M--I'M LEAVING. 315 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,193 I'M LEAVING NOW. 316 00:14:20,228 --> 00:14:22,896 - NO. I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY, SIR. 317 00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:25,565 THIS IS NOT SOME ONE-NIGHT STAND. 318 00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:28,101 I'M VERY FOND OF YOUR DAUGHTER. 319 00:14:28,136 --> 00:14:30,270 - THAT MAKES ME FEEL MUCH BETTER. 320 00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:43,683 - OH, MY GOD. 321 00:14:43,719 --> 00:14:45,085 WE DID, DIDN'T WE? 322 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,555 - TWO AND A HALF TIMES. 323 00:14:52,794 --> 00:14:55,195 - THAT WAS VERY NICE WHAT YOU SAID TO MY FATHER. 324 00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:57,797 - WELL... 325 00:14:57,833 --> 00:14:59,165 YOU KNOW. 326 00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:02,302 - LOOK, MR. BRAXTON... 327 00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:11,911 BEN... 328 00:15:11,947 --> 00:15:14,381 I THINK WE SHOULD JUST FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED. 329 00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:18,184 - YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 330 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,754 SO, I SUPPOSE YOU WANT ME TO... 331 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,523 ERASE THE TAPE FROM THE SECURITY CAMERA? 332 00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:28,962 - THAT WOULD BE NICE. 333 00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:33,400 - SO, HOW WAS BABY-SITTING LAST NIGHT? 334 00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:35,802 - I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 335 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,240 WHAT ABOUT YOU AND THE KIDS IN SCHOOL? 336 00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:42,375 - THEY LOVED ME. 337 00:15:42,411 --> 00:15:45,011 I SPOKE ABOUT MEDICINE FOR HALF AN HOUR, 338 00:15:45,047 --> 00:15:48,281 AND THEY WERE VERY INTERESTED. 339 00:15:48,316 --> 00:15:49,883 - WELL, I'M GLAD IT WENT SO WELL 340 00:15:49,885 --> 00:15:51,885 ALTHOUGH I AM A LITTLE SURPRISED. 341 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,946 - TSK, COME ON, HARRY. EVERYBODY'S GOT THEIR OWN STYLE. 342 00:15:55,257 --> 00:15:57,850 MINE IS NO NONSENSE. 343 00:15:58,994 --> 00:16:01,394 - THERE SHE IS, MOMMY. 344 00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:03,930 THAT'S THE SILLY DOCTOR. 345 00:16:05,801 --> 00:16:08,468 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 346 00:16:08,503 --> 00:16:10,203 - HI, DR. FEELGOOD. 347 00:16:10,238 --> 00:16:11,438 DO YOUR FUNNY VOICE AGAIN. 348 00:16:11,473 --> 00:16:13,873 - I DON'T DO A FUNNY VOICE, 349 00:16:13,909 --> 00:16:15,308 I HAVE A FUNNY VOICE. 350 00:16:15,343 --> 00:16:16,476 - WHERE'S GERMY? 351 00:16:16,511 --> 00:16:18,211 - GERMY! 352 00:16:18,246 --> 00:16:19,746 GERMY! 353 00:16:19,781 --> 00:16:21,514 THAT IDIOTIC HAND PUPPET? 354 00:16:21,550 --> 00:16:23,516 - OKAY, OKAY. I USED THE PUPPET. 355 00:16:23,552 --> 00:16:24,684 I HAD TO, HARRY. 356 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,619 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE. 357 00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:29,556 THOSE KIDS CAN BE CRUEL. 358 00:16:29,591 --> 00:16:31,958 - WE LOVE YOU, DR. FEELGOOD. 359 00:16:31,993 --> 00:16:34,994 - OH, MAXINE. 360 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:36,596 THEY LOVE YOU. 361 00:16:36,631 --> 00:16:40,767 YOU MUST HAVE BEEN VERY, VERY FUNNY. 362 00:16:40,802 --> 00:16:43,169 - I DON'T WANT TO BE FUNNY. 363 00:16:43,205 --> 00:16:44,971 I WANNA BE SCARY. 364 00:16:45,006 --> 00:16:46,740 BOO! 365 00:16:46,775 --> 00:16:50,176 - [laughing] 366 00:16:52,614 --> 00:16:54,347 - ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY MAX, 367 00:16:54,382 --> 00:16:57,817 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SCARY TO ME. 368 00:16:57,853 --> 00:17:00,320 - UH, DR. FEELGOOD. 369 00:17:00,355 --> 00:17:02,956 DR. FEELGOOD, HELLO. I'M RONNY'S MOTHER. 370 00:17:02,991 --> 00:17:04,457 SHE LOVED YOUR SHOW SO MUCH, 371 00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:06,459 SHE INSISTED I BRING HER DOWN HERE TODAY. 372 00:17:06,495 --> 00:17:08,895 - WELL, THANK YOU. 373 00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:10,697 SO, IF YOU'LL JUST TAKE HER INTO THE EXAM ROOM, 374 00:17:10,732 --> 00:17:11,831 I'LL BE-- 375 00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:13,967 - OH, WE DIDN'T COME HERE FOR AN EXAM. 376 00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:16,136 WE WERE JUST WONDERING... 377 00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,905 DO YOU DO CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTIES? 378 00:17:21,576 --> 00:17:23,143 - NO, I DO NOT. 379 00:17:23,178 --> 00:17:25,078 AND MY NAME IS NOT DR. FEELGOOD, 380 00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:26,346 IT'S DR. DOUGLAS. 381 00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:28,648 AND I DID NOT SPEND TEN YEARS IN TRAINING 382 00:17:28,683 --> 00:17:31,384 TO PLAY SECOND BANANA TO A SOCK PUPPET. 383 00:17:31,419 --> 00:17:35,555 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE PATIENTS TO SEE. 384 00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:37,857 - OH. 385 00:17:37,893 --> 00:17:39,425 YOU'RE RIGHT, SWEETHEART. 386 00:17:39,461 --> 00:17:40,794 SHE'S FUNNY. 387 00:17:48,837 --> 00:17:51,571 - DR. FEELGOOD'S NOT FEELING SO GOOD RIGHT NOW. 388 00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:54,674 ANYBODY WANNA SEE... 389 00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:57,243 [high-pitched] DR. FUN? 390 00:17:58,847 --> 00:18:01,114 - YOU STINK. 391 00:18:04,519 --> 00:18:06,286 - OKAY, SAY AHH. 392 00:18:06,321 --> 00:18:08,354 - [giggling] 393 00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:10,690 - LESLIE, PLEASE, IF YOU DON'T STOP LAUGHING, 394 00:18:10,725 --> 00:18:11,825 I CAN'T CHECK YOUR THROAT. 395 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:13,159 - YOU'RE FUNNY. 396 00:18:15,363 --> 00:18:17,630 HEY, WHERE'S GERMY? 397 00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:19,866 - GERMY'S DEAD. 398 00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:23,703 - GERMY'S DEAD? 399 00:18:23,738 --> 00:18:27,307 - WELL, HE'S IN THE WASHING MACHINE. 400 00:18:27,342 --> 00:18:28,474 NOW, SAY AHH. 401 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:31,077 - AHH... 402 00:18:31,112 --> 00:18:33,179 - AH-HA. 403 00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:36,683 MRS. CASTILLO, MAY I SEE YOU OUTSIDE FOR A MOMENT? 404 00:18:36,718 --> 00:18:38,017 - SURE. 405 00:18:39,764 --> 00:18:40,896 - [tongue clicking] 406 00:18:43,158 --> 00:18:46,025 I THINK LESLIE MAY HAVE TONSILLITIS. 407 00:18:46,061 --> 00:18:48,895 AND, WITH HER HISTORY, I THINK THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME OUT. 408 00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:50,363 - OH, NO. 409 00:18:50,398 --> 00:18:52,532 YOU'RE NOT GONNA PUT MY BABY IN THE HOSPITAL. 410 00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:54,634 - WELL, DON'T WORRY. SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY. 411 00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:55,702 - NO, SHE WON'T. 412 00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:57,570 I KNOW MY DAUGHTER. 413 00:18:57,606 --> 00:19:00,273 SHE'S NEVER BEEN IN A HOSPITAL. SHE'S GONNA BE SO FRIGHTENED. 414 00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:03,576 - NOW, MRS. CASTILLO, JUST CALM DOWN. 415 00:19:03,612 --> 00:19:06,145 IF SHE SEES YOU UPSET, THEN SHE'LL GET UPSET. 416 00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:08,114 - WELL, HOW AM I GONNA TELL HER? 417 00:19:08,149 --> 00:19:10,817 SHE'S JUST A LITTLE GIRL. SHE'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND. 418 00:19:10,852 --> 00:19:13,219 - TSK, WHY DON'T YOU LET ME HANDLE IT? 419 00:19:13,243 --> 00:19:15,579 I'M TRAINED IN THESE THINGS. 420 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,274 I'M A DOCTOR. 421 00:19:19,028 --> 00:19:22,029 HI, THERE. 422 00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,931 IT'S YOUR OLD PAL, DR. FEELGOOD 423 00:19:24,966 --> 00:19:28,668 AND GERMY! 424 00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:31,437 HEY, YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF FUN HERE, 425 00:19:31,473 --> 00:19:32,739 BUT I WAS THINKING... 426 00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:34,474 YOU KNOW WHAT'S AN EVEN FUNNER PLACE? 427 00:19:34,509 --> 00:19:35,541 - WHAT? 428 00:19:35,577 --> 00:19:37,543 - [high-pitched] THE HOSPITAL. 429 00:19:37,579 --> 00:19:40,546 THEY GOT LOTS OF NEAT STUFF TO SEE AND-- 430 00:19:40,582 --> 00:19:41,881 - WHOA. 431 00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:43,216 THE HOSPITAL? 432 00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:45,218 - THAT'S RIGHT. 433 00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:49,122 - WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE OFF THOSE DUMB GLASSES? 434 00:19:50,812 --> 00:19:52,206 - SURE. 435 00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:55,395 - AM I SICK OR SOMETHING? 436 00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:57,897 - YEAH, YOU ARE. 437 00:19:57,933 --> 00:20:01,404 BUT WE'VE GOT AN OPERATION THAT'LL MAKE YOU ALL BETTER. 438 00:20:01,444 --> 00:20:03,036 YOU JUST HAVE TO STAY IN THE HOSPITAL 439 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,370 FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS, THOUGH. 440 00:20:04,406 --> 00:20:07,273 - WILL IT HURT? - A LITTLE. 441 00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:09,609 BUT YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU WANT. 442 00:20:09,644 --> 00:20:11,477 - OKAY. 443 00:20:20,889 --> 00:20:22,822 - MR. BRAXTON... 444 00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:25,124 WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY. 445 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,492 - THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME, CAROL. 446 00:20:26,528 --> 00:20:28,594 YOU CANNOT RUN FROM THIS. 447 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:32,665 WE HAD A SEXUAL LIAISON AND WE HAVE TO DISCUSS IT. 448 00:20:32,701 --> 00:20:34,000 - SUIT YOURSELF, 449 00:20:34,035 --> 00:20:35,735 BUT FIRST LET ME GET THE GUY AT THE PRINT SHOP 450 00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:36,869 OFF THE SPEAKERPHONE. 451 00:20:36,905 --> 00:20:38,271 I'LL CALL YOU BACK, GUS. 452 00:20:47,015 --> 00:20:49,382 - MR. BRAXTON... 453 00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:51,217 I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO QUIT. 454 00:20:51,252 --> 00:20:53,386 - WHAT? YOU CAN'T QUIT. I NEED YOU. 455 00:20:53,421 --> 00:20:55,455 - NO, YOU DON'T NEED ME. 456 00:20:55,490 --> 00:20:59,492 YOU WANT ME, AND WHO CAN BLAME YOU. 457 00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:01,894 BUT I HAVE TO BE HONEST. 458 00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:05,331 YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON, AND I RESPECT YOU VERY MUCH, 459 00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:06,799 BUT I DON'T LOVE YOU. 460 00:21:06,835 --> 00:21:10,303 - FAIR ENOUGH. 461 00:21:10,338 --> 00:21:11,771 - THAT'S IT? YOU'RE NOT UPSET? 462 00:21:11,806 --> 00:21:14,140 - IT'S FINE. IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. 463 00:21:14,175 --> 00:21:16,175 WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 464 00:21:16,177 --> 00:21:19,746 - I DIDN'T SAY IT WASN'T FUN. 465 00:21:19,781 --> 00:21:21,645 UH, CAN WE GO TO WORK NOW? 466 00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:24,417 - BUT, MR. BRAXTON, I DOT SEE HOW I CAN POSSIBLY 467 00:21:24,452 --> 00:21:25,718 CONTINUE WORKING HERE. 468 00:21:25,754 --> 00:21:27,520 OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS CHANGED FOREVER. 469 00:21:27,555 --> 00:21:30,051 - CAROL, YOU CAN'T QUIT. I NEED YOU. 470 00:21:30,078 --> 00:21:31,478 THE PAPER NEEDS YOU. 471 00:21:31,513 --> 00:21:34,014 THE CRIER WASN'T AS GOOD BEFORE YOU GOT HERE, 472 00:21:34,049 --> 00:21:35,816 AND IT WON'T BE THE SAME IF YOU LEAVE. 473 00:21:35,851 --> 00:21:37,951 - REALLY? 474 00:21:37,986 --> 00:21:39,386 DO YOU MEAN THAT? 475 00:21:39,421 --> 00:21:41,021 - I'LL TELL YOU HOW MUCH I MEAN THAT. 476 00:21:41,056 --> 00:21:44,157 IF IT'LL MAKE YOU STAY, YOU CAN BE AUNT MARTHA. 477 00:21:44,193 --> 00:21:46,193 PLUS, I'LL EVEN THROW IN ANOTHER COLUMN. 478 00:21:46,228 --> 00:21:48,962 - WITH MY OWN NAME ON IT? - SURE. 479 00:21:48,997 --> 00:21:52,632 IF YOU'RE WILLING TO CHANGE YOUR NAME TO HOROSCOPE. 480 00:21:52,668 --> 00:21:56,570 - HOW ABOUT "CAROL WESTON'S HOROSCOPE"? 481 00:21:56,605 --> 00:21:57,871 - WHATEVER. 482 00:21:57,906 --> 00:21:59,139 - OR "MADAME WESTON PREDICTS." 483 00:21:59,174 --> 00:22:00,574 OR "CAROL WESTON SEES ALL." 484 00:22:00,609 --> 00:22:01,842 - FINE. 485 00:22:01,877 --> 00:22:03,243 - FINE. 486 00:22:05,013 --> 00:22:08,081 NOW, LET'S DISCUSS ME AND THE OP-ED PAGE. 487 00:22:08,116 --> 00:22:10,217 - OKAY. 488 00:22:10,252 --> 00:22:12,486 WELL, I'LL MAKE A POT OF COFFEE AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT. 489 00:22:14,723 --> 00:22:16,690 - NO, NO. [laughs] NO. 490 00:22:16,725 --> 00:22:19,893 AUNT MARTHA AND THE HOROSCOPE WILL BE FINE FOR NOW. 491 00:22:32,898 --> 00:22:34,864 - HI, I'M DR. FEELGOOD. 492 00:22:42,207 --> 00:22:44,674 HI, I'M DR. FEELGOOD! 493 00:22:45,811 --> 00:22:47,210 [high-pitched] YOU MIGHT FEEL GOOD, 494 00:22:47,245 --> 00:22:49,679 BUT YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN IDIOT. 495 00:22:49,729 --> 00:22:54,279 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34267

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