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- STETHOSCOPE. - CHECK.

- REFLEX HAMMER. - CHECK.

- CRUMB CAKE. - CHECK.

CRUMB CAKE?

- A SPONGE CAKE WITH CRUMBS ON TOP.

BEST WHEN SERVED WITH STEAMING HOT COFFEE

AND A JUICY PIECE OF GOSSIP... MM-HMM.

- I KNOW WHAT A CRUMB CAKE IS.

WHY AM I PUTTING IT IN MY MEDICAL BAG?

- YOU GON' BE FILLIN' IN AT THE OLD OFFICE TOMORROW, RIGHT?

- YEAH, SO? - SO CAN'T YOU RUN BY MATERNITY

AND DROP OFF A TASTY "HOWDY DO" FROM LAVERNE?

- FINE, CRUMB CAKE. - OKAY...

THE RICE CRISPY TREATS GO TO RADIOLOGY.

- NOW I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED!

- YOU MEAN EVERYTHING EXCEPT ME. - [stuttering]

SEE YOU, MAXINE, I'M OUTTA HERE.

- ALL RIGHT, HARRY. SEE YA IN A WEEK.

- A WEEK, HUH?

THAT WOULD BE A WEEK FROM TODAY, TODAY BEING MAY 23.

- THANK YOU, CALENDAR WOMAN.

- WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

HE DIDN'T REMEMBER OUR ANNIVERSARY.

NINE YEARS WORKIN' TOGETHER.

- NINE YEARS.

ONE OF YOU SHOULD BE UP FOR PAROLE.

- NOW, IT HAPPENS TO BE A SPECIAL DAY FOR ME.

SEE, DR. WESTON AND I HAVE THIS LITTLE ROUTINE.

FIRST HE SAYS,

"WELL, DEAR, LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT THROUGH ANOTHER YEAR."

AND THEN I SAY, WITH JUST A HINT OF WEARINESS,

"YEAH...LOOKS LIKE IT."

- WOW, THAT THING THEY DO IN TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEARS EVE

JUST...PFF, PALES BY COMPARISON.

- LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE

- WOW! BOY, IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, SHAY!

OH, REMEMBER NOW, SAY HELLO TO YOUR HUSBAND FOR ME.

- [giggling]

DR. WESTON, I'M NOT MARRIED.

- OH, THAT'S RIGHT! I FORGOT, YOU GOT DIVORCED.

- [giggling]

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A LOT DIFFERENT FROM DR. TYLER.

- WELL, GIVE HIM SOME TIME, DEAR.

I'VE BEEN AT THIS A LITTLE LONGER THAN HE HAS.

- NO, I MEAN, DR. TYLER'S REALLY FUNNY.

- [chuckling]

BYE-BYE, GALE. THANK YOU, DEAR.

- I THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, HARRY. - WELL, THANK YOU, DENISE.

- THEN AGAIN I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO BLOW MILK OUT OF MY NOSE

WATCHING SAVED BY THE BELL.

- YOU TOO, HUH?

ALL RIGHT, COME ON, WE'RE HAVING ENTIRELY TOO MUCH FUN HERE.

LET'S, UH, BRING IN THE NEXT PATIENT.

- OH, SORRY! WE'RE FRESH OUT TILL AFTER LUNCH.

- NO KIDDING!

THE MORNING JUST FLEW BY!

- I KNOW, I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MANY LAUGHS AT WORK

SINCE I WAS "SUSY DOOSIE, THE PARTY CLOWN."

- OH, YOU USED TO WORK CHILDREN'S PARTIES.

- WELL...PARTIES.

- GEE, THE PLACE...I MEAN, IT'S EXACTLY THE WAY I LEFT IT.

ALTHOUGH I MUST SAY

THAT DR. TYLER HAS MADE ONE MAJOR IMPROVEMENT.

- OH, WELL, HARRY, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.

- OH, YEAH, THAT... ELECTRIC PENCIL SHARPENER.

- HEY, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, YOU'RE MEAN.

- I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

UH, LET ME BUY YOU LUNCH AT THE HOSPITAL CAFETERIA.

- YOU'RE NOT MEAN, YOU'RE CRUEL.

- UH, SHOULD WE SAY ABOUT 3:00?

- WHY SO LATE?

- I'M NOT HUNGRY,

I ATE A WHOLE CRUMB CAKE DRIVING IN THIS MORNING.

- SOPHIA, THAT WAS TOO MUCH FUN!

I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SUCH A SAVVY BARGAIN HUNTRESS!

- HEY, THEY DON'T CALL ME "CHEAP" 'CAUSE I'M EASY!

OR DO THEY?

- LADIES, DO YOU MIND?

I'M TRYIN' TO WATCH GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.

- SIMP! YOU'RE NOT WATCHING GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.

THAT'S MASTERPIECE THEATRE.

- NO WONDER MARY ANN SOUNDS SO STUCK UP.

- CHARLEY, I THINK YOU NEED TO GET YOUR EYES CHECKED.

- I HAVE, THEY'RE BROWN.

- CAN YOU READ THIS HEADLINE? - SURE.

CLINTON WINS ELECTION.

- WRONG!

- YOU MEAN BUSH GOT IN?

- CHARLEY, YOU CAN'T READ THIS! YOU NEED GLASSES!

- OH, NO! THAT'S JUST GREAT!

ALTHOUGH IT DOES EXPLAIN THE OTHER NIGHT

WHEN I SENT THOSE DRINKS OVER TO THAT TABLE OF HASIDIC GUYS.

- SO CHARLEY, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE READY TO GET YOUR SPECS.

YOU KNOW OLSON WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR TO ME AT THE HOME?

HE USED TO BE AN OPTOMETRIST.

- MAYBE I'LL GIVE HIM A CALL.

- I SHOULD WARN YOU, HE'S A LITTLE WEIRD.

HE MAY WANNA GIVE YOU A HERNIA TEST, TOO.

YOU KNOW, READ LINE FOUR AND COUGH?

[cackling]

- HI, EVERYBODY. - HELLO, DADDY.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

DID THE LITTLE TYKES BEAM WITH DELIGHT

UPON RETURN OF THE GENTLE HEALER

WHO SHAPED THEIR LIVES?

- A BABY PEED ON MY TIE.

OH, IT WAS SO GREAT SEEIN' THE KIDS AGAIN,

AND DR. TYLER HAS HIRED A TERRIFIC NURSE.

A VERY...ATTRACTIVE LADY, NAMED DENISE.

- SO, DADDY, TELL ME ABOUT THIS DENISE.

- WELL, SHE'S VERY FUNNY.

AT LUNCH, SHE DID THIS WICKED IMITATION

OF SHAFER IN PATHOLOGY.

"WHO SMUDGED MY SLIDES? WHO SMUDGED MY SLIDES?"

GOD, IT WAS DEAD-ON,

IT WAS SO...SH-SHAFER, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO KNOW HIM.

BUT YOU DON'T.

IT'S--IT'S... NEVER MIND, COME ON.

- BOTTOM LINE, HARRY...

HOW'S THIS NURSE IN THE HOOTER DEPARTMENT?

- CHARLEY, I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE THAT KINDA LANGUAGE.

I'M THINKIN' ABOUT ASKING THIS LADY OUT.

- ANSWERS MY QUESTION.

- DADDY, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT.

- WHY NOT?

- BECAUSE YOU'RE HER BOSS!

YOU--YOU COULD BE FLIRTING WITH ISSUES OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

REMEMBER CLARENCE THOMAS, BOB PACKWOOD, LYDIA HOFFSTETTER?

- WHO'S LYDIA HOFFSTETTER?

- WHO'S CLARENCE THOMAS?

- LYDIA HOFFSTETTER WAS THE FLANNEL-SHIRTED MANAGER

OF THE HAMBURGER STAND I TOILED AT MY SENIOR YEAR.

ONE DAY SHE INVITED ME TO HER HOME

TO LISTEN TO HER ANNE MURRAY RECORDS.

WHEN I FIRMLY, YET SENSITIVELY, REBUFFED HER,

SHE DEMOTED ME TO THE FRENCH-FRYER.

I GAINED TEN POUNDS THAT SUMMER.

ODDLY, IT ONLY MADE HER WANT ME MORE.

- MORNING, HARRY. - MORNING, DENISE.

SORRY I'M LATE. DOING ROUNDS AT THE HOSPITAL.

IT TOOK FOREVER TO SWIPE A DECENT BOUQUET.

THERE YOU GO. - OH, HARRY.

THESE WILL GO SO WELL WITH MY ALLERGIES.

- OH, I'M SORRY.

- KIDDING! - ALL RIGHT.

- YOU KNOW, I DON'T USUALLY GET FLOWERS FROM MY BOSS,

EXCEPT WHEN SOMEBODY IN MY FAMILY DIES.

YOU DON'T KNOW SOMETHING, DO YOU?

- ONLY THAT I REALLY ENJOY WORKING WITH YOU.

- YEAH, WELL, I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME, TOO.

- AND, YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY I'M NOT YOUR BOSS.

DR. TYLER'S YOUR BOSS.

I MEAN, IF THAT EVER COMES UP IN COURT.

- WHAT?

- IT'S NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING.

- OKAY, SO LISTEN, UH...

I'M GOING TO HUMILIATE MYSELF NOW,

SO TRY NOT TO LAUGH TOO HARD.

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, YOU'RE GONNA IMITATE SHAFER AGAIN.

LET ME PUT THE COFFEE DOWN HERE.

- NO, NO, NO, HARRY, HARRY, THIS ISN'T A JOKE.

UH...WELL, I JUST THOUGHT THAT

SINCE YOU FORCED ME TO HAVE LUNCH WITH YOUR YESTERDAY

THAT I COULD RETURN THE PUNISHMENT

AND MAKE YOU DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT.

- OH, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE ASKING ME OUT.

- YOU'RE RIGHT, BAD IDEA.

OKAY, HERE'S SHAFER WALKING INTO A BAR.

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

PLEASE, DON'T!

NO, I--I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU.

- OH!

- CAN I BRING ANYTHING?

- I COULD USE A NEW COUCH. - ALL RIGHT.

HOW 'BOUT WINE?

- GREAT! A CASE.

- [laughing]

THIS IS GREAT! - OH, GREAT.

- UH, EXCUSE ME.

COULD YOU TELL DR. WESTON

THAT LAVERNE TODD IS HERE TO SEE HIM?

- CERTAINLY. HARRY, LAVERNE IS HERE TO SEE YOU.

- "HARRY"? YOU CALL HIM "HARRY"?

- LAVERNE, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

- IT IS NOW, MR. I-HAVE-EVERYTHING-I-NEED!

YOU FORGOT YOUR LUCKY OTOSCOPE.

- OTTO!

- SO, DOCTOR, BEFORE I TRAIPSE ALL THE WAY BACK ACROSS TOWN,

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME?

YOU SURE THERE ISN'T ANYTHING YOU WANNA SAY?

- NOTHING REALLY COMES TO MIND, BUT THANKS FOR BRINGING OTTO.

- DON'T MENTION IT.

OH, DAFFODILS! MY FAVORITE! FROM YOUR FELLA?

- ACTUALLY, HARRY GAVE THEM TO ME.

- OH, I'M SORRY, SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY PASSED ON?

- NO, UH... WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW HARRY.

HE'S JUST A BIG FLIRT.

- OH, DENISE, PLEASE, COME ON.

- ISN'T HE CUTE WHEN HE BLUSHES?

- HE LOOKS THE SAME WAY AFTER HE TIES HIS SHOES.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

- WELL, I DO.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

- I JUST COME BACK FROM THE OLD OFFICE

WHERE I WITNESSED DR. HARRY WESTON

A-CARRYIN' ON WITH A FLOOZY NURSE.

- SO, WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU WALK IN ON HARRY AND NURSIE KNOCKIN' BOOTS?

- DR. DOUGLAS.

- WELL, LAVERNE, SO WHAT IF HARRY

IS HAVING A LITTLE OFFICE FLING?

WHAT'S IT TO YOU?

- WELL, IT JUST HURTS ME

TO SEE THAT MAN A-CARRYIN' ON LIKE A BUFFOON.

- OVER SOME NURSE WHO ISN'T YOU?

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JEALOUS.

- NOW, THAT IS RIDICULOUS!

DR. WESTON AND I AREN'T THAT WAY WITH EACH OTHER.

- WHY NOT?

BIRDS DO IT. BEES DO IT.

WHY CAN'T NURSES AND MDs DO IT?

- ELVIS, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE BEEN THROUGH THIS?

NOW, YOU ARE ON MY SIDE OF THE BED.

SHOO!

LORDY, I AM DOG TIRED. NO OFFENSE, ELVIS.

OH!

[sighing]

- WELL, DEAR, IT LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT THROUGH ANOTHER YEAR.

- YEAH...LOOKS LIKE IT.

- MEOW.

- [screaming]

THANK YOU.

I'M...SORRY I'M SO NERVOUS.

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A PSYCHIATRIST BEFORE.

- WELL, IT'S OKAY TO BE HERE, MISS TODD.

NOW, PLEASE, GO ON.

- WELL, UH, LIKE I'S SAYIN', UH--

WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?

- JUST, UH, MAKING A NOTE.

- DOES ANYBODY SEE THAT? - NO.

- THEN WHY ARE YOU WRITING IT?

- IT'S JUST PART OF MY NORMAL PROCEDURE.

UNLESS I DECIDE TO SELL IT TO HARD COPY.

[laughing]

WELL, LET'S GO BACK TO YOUR DREAM.

- LOOK, I JUST WANNA STOP HAVIN' THESE FEELINGS FOR DR. WESTON.

CAN'T YOU GIVE ME A SHOT OR SOMETHIN'?

- YOU KNOW, LAVERNE,

ONE DREAM DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE.

- YEAH?

WHAT IF I WENT BACK TO BED AND DREAMT ABOUT HIM AGAIN,

AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN?

- PROFESSIONALLY SPEAKING...

UH OH.

- UH OH?

- CHARLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT BOOK?

- READING.

- NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- CAROL, EVER SINCE I GOT THESE GLASSES,

WHOLE NEW WORLDS HAVE OPENED UP TO ME,

AND I'M USING MY NEWFOUND INTELLECT

TO FINISH A RATHER COMPELLING BOOK...

OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, "TOME."

- THAT'S A THESAURUS, YOU DIMWIT!

- OR "DOLT."

- IDIOT!

- OR "IGNORAMUS."

- CHARLEY, ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF YOURSELF?

- OR AM I AWARE I'M ENGAGING IN "SELF-DEPRECATION."

- HI, HONEY.

- "HONEY," TERM OF ENDEARMENT. OR "SNOOKUMS," "TOOTS."

- [barking]

- OR "ARF," "YIP," "WOOF."

- SO DADDY, HOW WAS YOUR DINNER WITH DENISE?

- OH, IT--IT WAS OKAY.

SHE AND I HAVE DIFFERENT IDEAS ABOUT WHAT'S...EDIBLE.

IS THERE ANYTHING TO HEAT UP HERE?

- OH, MY POOR, HUNGRY DADDY!

HAS MY COMMAND OF ALL THINGS CULINARY

RUINED YOU FOR ALL OTHER WOMEN?

- YEAH.

I MEAN, DENISE IS A TERRIBLE COOK

BUT SHE-- SHE'S A VERY NICE PERSON.

- A VERY NICE PERSON?

UH OH, THAT DOESN'T SOUND VERY ENCOURAGING.

- WELL, I MEAN, SHE IS, YOU KNOW,

SHE'S REALLY VERY NICE AND EVERYTHING, IT'S--

I MEAN, THE WOMAN WOULD NOT STOP DOING JOKES!

SHE WAS LIKE HENNY YOUNGMAN.

- BUT DADDY, YOU LOVE HENNY YOUNGMAN.

- BUT I DON'T WANNA DATE HIM.

ANYWAY, ONCE WE GOT PAST THE LAUGHS,

WE JUST SORTA RAN OUTTA THINGS TO SAY.

- WELL, I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE INTRA-OFFICE LIAISON.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA FACE HER TOMORROW?

- CAROL, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. SO IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

I MEAN, DENISE AND I ARE MATURE ADULTS.

I GIVE UP.

- CARLSBAD CAVERNS.

- I DON'T GET IT.

- STALACTITES!

- OH, STALACTITES! THE THING THAT'S HANGING...

IT'S--IT'S-- THAT'S REALLY VERY CUTE.

- YEAH.

HARRY, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU

FOR A WONDERFUL TIME LAST NIGHT.

I LOVE COOKING FOR YOU.

- REALLY?

WELL, UH, YOU--YOU KNOW, AND I...

YOU KNOW, WELL, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- HARRY, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND

BUT I MADE YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

- OH, THANK YOU!

OH, IT'S SOME SORT OF...FOOD.

- IT'S MY FAMOUS COD STICKS.

- OH, WELL GREAT, UM--

DENISE, I THINK YOU AND I SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE TALK.

- YOU HATE COD STICKS.

- NO, I LOVE--I LOVE COD STICKS!

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

THAT I THINK YOU'RE A REALLY TERRIFIC PERSON.

- WELL, I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY TERRIFIC, TOO.

- BUT YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES TWO TERRIFIC PEOPLE COME TOGETHER...

- OH, NO! OH, GOD!

THIS IS A "DUMP SPEECH," ISN'T IT?

- NO, NO, NO! IT'S NOT THAT--

NOT A "DUMP SPEECH"!

- IT'S THE JOKES, ISN'T IT?

- WELL, I MEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ON ALL THE TIME.

- YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS LET YOU MEN DO THIS TO ME.

I TELL A COUPLE OF JOKES, YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE INTERESTED,

SO I'M FOOLED INTO BELIEVING EVERYTHING'S GREAT,

AND THEN IT'S ALWAYS,

"SORRY, DENISE, BUT YOU'RE JUST TOO DARN FUNNY."

- YEAH, WELL, UH, HOPE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS.

- OH, GO TO HELL, HARRY!

- OH, WELL!

SHAWNA! NICE TO SEE YOU!

WHERE'S YOUR HUSBAND?

- I'M NOT MARRIED!

- I FORGOT! YOU GOT A DIVORCE!

- NO, MY MOMMY AND DADDY GOT A DIVORCE.

- OH, I'M SORRY! GEEZ, I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T KNOW!

I DIDN'T KNOW!

- I WANT DR. TYLER BACK NOW!

- YES, WE ALL DO, DEAR!

DR. TYLER...OH, GOD!

- OH, I'M SORRY I'M LATE, DR. DOUGLAS.

I DIDN'T HARDLY GET A WINK OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT.

- AGAIN?

HARRY STILL YOUR "SLEEPY-TIME STALLION"?

- I KNEW I NEVER SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT!

IT'S BAD ENOUGH I'VE GOTTA DEAL WITH IT ALL NIGHT LONG.

NOW I'VE GOTTA COME TO WORK AND HEAR IT FROM YOU!

- I'LL NEVER BRING IT UP AGAIN.

SO HOW WAS HE?

- TWO WORDS.

IN...SATIABLE.

- HARRY?

LAVERNE?

- OH, MAXINE, GOOD MORNING.

- WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE MARATHON MAN.

- I JUST DROPPED BY TO SEE LAVERNE.

- SHE'S IN THE LOUNGE.

- I FORGOT OUR NINE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

[chuckling nervously]

IS SHE--IS SHE--IS SHE MAD?

- YOU COULD SAY SHE'S PRETTY HOT.

- HI.

LAVERNE?

LAVERNE? - HMM?

- WELL, DEAR, LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT THROUGH ANOTHER YEAR.

- OH, MY GOD.

WAKE UP.

WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

- WHOA, WHOA! CALM DOWN! I'M--I'M HERE.

JUST ME.

- GO AWAY. PLEASE?

- LOOK, I'M--I'M SORRY I MISSED OUR ANNIVERSARY,

BUT I'M HERE NOW, SO,

COME ON, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT THROUGH ANOTHER YEAR, DEAR.

- I'M NOT SURE WE DID,

AND I DON'T THINK I CAN WORK FOR YOU ANYMORE.

- WHAT? I DON'T-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

- OKAY, IT'S TIME I STARTED DEALIN' WITH MY FEELINGS HEAD ON.

DOCTOR, I LOVE YOU, I THINK.

- SAY THAT AGAIN?

- I LOVE... - DON'T SAY THAT AGAIN!

- WELL, DOCTOR, I'M SERIOUS! - WELL...

I--I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, LAVERNE.

I MEAN--I MEAN I CARE ABOUT YOU, BUT--

I MEAN...HOW LONG HAVE YOU F-FELT THIS WAY?

- I GUESS SINCE I SAW YOU GOING GAGA OVER THAT OTHER NURSE.

IT GOT ME TO WONDERIN' HOW COME YOU NEVER MADE A PASS AT ME.

- LAVERNE, I JUST NEVER THOUGHT OF YOU THAT WAY.

- ARE YOU SAYIN' I AIN'T ATTRACTIVE?

- NO! NO! YOU'RE ATT-- YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE.

MORE. YOU'RE--YOU'RE VERY PRETTY.

- WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, THEN?

- WE'RE--WE'RE FRIENDS. GREAT FRIENDS.

YOU PROBABLY KNOW MORE ABOUT ME THAN ANYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD!

- OF COURSE I DO. THAT'S MY JOB.

- YEAH. NOW, I MEAN...

CAN YOU REALLY SEE YOU AND ME CROSSING THAT LINE?

I MEAN, CAN YOU SEE US IN THAT POSITION?

I DON'T MEAN "POSITION." I MEAN--

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

- WELL...I GUESS THIS WHOLE IDEA

DID SEEM A WHOLE LOT MORE APPEALIN' TO ME

WHEN YOU WERE IN MY DREAMS

INSTEAD OF STANDIN' RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ME.

UNDER THESE HARSH, UNFORGIVING, FLUORESCENT LIGHTS.

- SO YOU--YOU DREAMT ABOUT ME? HUH? REALLY?

- YEAH... [chuckling]

PRETTY SILLY, HUH?

BUT I MEAN THAT ANNIVERSARY THING GOT ME SO MAD,

I COULDN'T STOP THINKIN' ABOUT YOU,

AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW,

MY CARNAL APPETITE TOOK OVER AND ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.

- CARNAL APPETITE?

- YEAH, THAT HAD TO BE IT.

I MEAN...A YOUNG FILLY LIKE ME AND AN OL' GEEZER LIKE YOU.

LORDY, NOW THERE'S YOUR ODD COUPLE!

- UH, LAVERNE, YOU'RE NOT THAT MUCH YOUNGER THAN I AM.

- YEAH, YEAH, AND ROADKILL DON'T GET FLATTER AS TIME GOES BY.

BUT I GUESS NOW I'M READY TO SAY,

"WE MADE IT THROUGH ANOTHER YEAR."

- AND YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YA.

- OH, YOU!

- HOW WAS IT FOR YOU?

- [screaming]

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