Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,103
- DADDY, DON'T DAWDLE.
2
00:00:04,138 --> 00:00:06,439
- [mumbling]
3
00:00:08,877 --> 00:00:10,009
AH, YOU'RE RIGHT, DEAR.
4
00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:11,544
I MUSTN'T LET A MERE HERNIA
5
00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:13,470
SLOW ME DOWN HERE.
6
00:00:15,367 --> 00:00:16,700
- WAIT A MINUTE.
7
00:00:16,734 --> 00:00:18,206
DID WE PAY FOR THAT WATER?
8
00:00:18,234 --> 00:00:20,000
- OF COURSE WE DID.
9
00:00:20,036 --> 00:00:21,635
IT WAS ON THE RACK THING
UNDERNEATH THE CART.
10
00:00:21,670 --> 00:00:23,337
- WELL, IT'S
NOT ON THIS RECEIPT.
11
00:00:23,372 --> 00:00:24,805
DADDY,
YOU STOLE THAT WATER.
12
00:00:27,443 --> 00:00:28,842
- I STOLE NOTHING.
13
00:00:28,878 --> 00:00:31,378
I--IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE.
I'LL PAY FOR IT NEXT TIME.
14
00:00:31,414 --> 00:00:33,714
- FINE. BUT UNTIL THEN,
YOU ARE NOT TO DRINK IT.
15
00:00:36,986 --> 00:00:38,185
- CAROL, MAY I REMIND YOU
16
00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:39,753
THAT I AM NOT
THE ONE WHO NIBBLES
17
00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:41,722
HER WAY THROUGH THE AISLES.
18
00:00:41,757 --> 00:00:45,840
- PLEASE,
EVERYONE SAMPLES THE GRAPES.
19
00:00:46,595 --> 00:00:49,241
AND THAT BAG OF OREOS
WAS ALREADY OPEN.
20
00:00:52,368 --> 00:00:53,500
- HI, GUYS.
21
00:00:53,536 --> 00:00:54,707
- CHARLEY.
22
00:00:55,171 --> 00:00:57,404
CHARLEY, YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'VE JUST COME FROM A FUNERAL.
23
00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:59,106
- YOU KNOW,
THERE'S SOMETHING
24
00:00:59,141 --> 00:01:01,202
ABOUT DEATH THAT SEEMS...
25
00:01:01,777 --> 00:01:03,395
ALMOST SAD.
26
00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:07,081
- CHARLEY,
WHO--WHO DIED?
27
00:01:07,116 --> 00:01:09,097
- OH, THIS WOMAN WHO USED
TO TAKE CRUISES ON MY SHIP,
28
00:01:09,121 --> 00:01:10,584
MARTINA VAN DAM.
29
00:01:10,619 --> 00:01:12,753
- THE PERFUME
HEIRESS FROM BELGIUM?
30
00:01:12,788 --> 00:01:14,074
- BELGIUM?
31
00:01:14,098 --> 00:01:15,713
THE WAFFLE PLACE?
32
00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:20,400
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU KNEW MARTINA VAN DAM.
33
00:01:20,439 --> 00:01:22,262
I MEAN,
SHE WAS A LEGEND.
34
00:01:22,298 --> 00:01:24,832
- NO.
SHE WAS A REAL PERSON.
35
00:01:26,373 --> 00:01:28,607
I JUST CAME
FROM THE READING OF THE WILL.
36
00:01:28,642 --> 00:01:29,908
IT WAS VERY TOUCHING.
37
00:01:29,943 --> 00:01:31,777
ESPECIALLY WHEN
THEY TOLD ME I'M A MILLIONAIRE.
38
00:01:31,812 --> 00:01:33,045
WELL, I'LL BE GOING NOW.
TA-TA.
39
00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,113
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
40
00:01:35,149 --> 00:01:36,448
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
41
00:01:36,483 --> 00:01:38,750
WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING
THAT THIS WOMAN LEFT YOU...
42
00:01:38,786 --> 00:01:40,930
- A MILLION SMACKERS, HARRY.
43
00:01:41,922 --> 00:01:43,889
THEY ALREADY WIRED IT
TO MY BANK ACCOUNT.
44
00:01:43,924 --> 00:01:45,400
- CHARLEY, WAIT A SECOND.
45
00:01:45,432 --> 00:01:48,026
WHY WOULD A WOMAN
LIKE MARTINA VAN DAM
46
00:01:48,062 --> 00:01:49,561
LEAVE YOU
THAT KIND OF MONEY?
47
00:01:49,596 --> 00:01:51,930
- I USED TO PLAY
WITH HER SCHNAUZER.
48
00:01:53,834 --> 00:01:55,541
I WAS THE ONLY ONE
SHE TRUSTED
49
00:01:55,580 --> 00:01:57,283
WITH LITTLE RASPUTIN.
50
00:01:57,471 --> 00:01:59,304
THE POINT IS
I'M WEALTHY.
51
00:01:59,339 --> 00:02:00,839
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?
52
00:02:00,877 --> 00:02:03,507
- WHAT?
- REALLY, REALLY RICH.
53
00:02:09,149 --> 00:02:10,649
-
LIFE GOES ON
54
00:03:07,033 --> 00:03:08,766
- WOULD YOU LOOK
AT THAT THERMOMETER?
55
00:03:08,802 --> 00:03:11,402
HOW COULD IT BE
90 DEGREES IN FEBRUARY?
56
00:03:11,766 --> 00:03:13,666
- GLOBAL WARMING, SOPHIA.
57
00:03:14,605 --> 00:03:16,568
THE OZONE LAYER
IS BEING DEPLETED
58
00:03:16,604 --> 00:03:18,203
AT A STAGGERING RATE.
59
00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:21,632
THE HUMAN RACE IS IN DANGER
OF BEING INCINERATED.
60
00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:25,177
- IN, SAY,
THE NEXT FIVE YEARS?
61
00:03:25,212 --> 00:03:28,814
- OH, NO, HONEY.
IT WON'T HAPPEN THAT FAST.
62
00:03:28,849 --> 00:03:30,598
- THEN WHAT DO I CARE?
63
00:03:33,888 --> 00:03:35,521
- CAROL, CAROL, HERE.
- WHAT?
64
00:03:35,556 --> 00:03:36,822
- LOOK AT THIS.
65
00:03:36,857 --> 00:03:40,259
- "LOCAL MAN BENEFICIARY
OF HEIRESS' WILL
66
00:03:40,294 --> 00:03:42,528
"MIAMI RESIDENT,
CHARLES DIETZ.
67
00:03:42,563 --> 00:03:45,931
MARTINA VAN DAM...
UNDISCLOSED AMOUNT."
68
00:03:45,967 --> 00:03:47,166
- WHO, CHARLEY?
69
00:03:47,201 --> 00:03:49,635
- A MILLION DOLLARS, SOPHIA.
70
00:03:49,670 --> 00:03:51,457
- HARRY.
71
00:03:54,096 --> 00:03:55,896
YOU GOTTA HELP ME.
EVERYBODY'S AFTER ME.
72
00:03:55,932 --> 00:03:56,998
- CHARLEY?
73
00:03:57,049 --> 00:03:59,526
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN.
74
00:04:02,169 --> 00:04:03,701
CALL ME.
75
00:04:03,737 --> 00:04:04,869
- CHARLEY,
COME OVER HERE.
76
00:04:04,905 --> 00:04:06,037
LET'S--
WHAT IS THIS?
77
00:04:06,073 --> 00:04:07,505
WHAT'S--
WHAT'S WRONG?
78
00:04:07,541 --> 00:04:09,841
- OH, THE PHONE KEEPS RINGING,
PEOPLE ARE BANGING ON MY DOOR.
79
00:04:09,876 --> 00:04:11,109
THEY ALL WANT MY MONEY, HARRY.
80
00:04:11,144 --> 00:04:12,644
HOW DID THEY FIND ME? HOW?
81
00:04:12,679 --> 00:04:15,118
- THERE'S
AN ARTICLE IN THE PAPER.
82
00:04:15,348 --> 00:04:18,116
- HMM, SOMEBODY
AT THAT PRESS CONFERENCE I GAVE
83
00:04:18,151 --> 00:04:20,348
MUST HAVE
LEAKED IT TO A REPORTER.
84
00:04:21,421 --> 00:04:23,054
- AND IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO YOU
85
00:04:23,090 --> 00:04:24,589
THAT EVERY CRACKPOT IN TOWN
86
00:04:24,624 --> 00:04:27,058
WOULD BE AFTER YOU
WITH GET-RICH-QUICK SCHEMES?
87
00:04:27,094 --> 00:04:28,164
- OH.
88
00:04:28,203 --> 00:04:30,753
YOU MEAN,
LIKE, SPAM ON A ROPE?
89
00:04:32,499 --> 00:04:35,366
- CHARLEY, TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T INVEST IN THAT.
90
00:04:35,402 --> 00:04:37,902
- OH, NO.
OF COURSE NOT.
91
00:04:37,938 --> 00:04:40,638
I WENT FOR
THE SELF-CLEANING UNDERWEAR.
92
00:04:42,476 --> 00:04:44,309
- CHARLEY, LOOK,
WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER TONIGHT
93
00:04:44,344 --> 00:04:46,678
AND DISCUSS FINANCIAL PLANNING
WITH SOME PEOPLE I KNOW?
94
00:04:46,713 --> 00:04:47,846
IN THE MEANTIME,
95
00:04:47,881 --> 00:04:50,048
JUST GO HOME,
LOCK YOUR DOORS,
96
00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:51,883
AND DON'T GIVE
ANYTHING TO ANYBODY.
97
00:04:51,918 --> 00:04:53,885
- WHAT IF ONE
OF THOSE GUYS COMES AROUND
98
00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,920
CLAIMING THEY NEED
MONEY FOR AN OPERATION?
99
00:04:55,956 --> 00:04:57,689
- THREATEN
TO CALL THE POLICE.
100
00:04:57,724 --> 00:04:59,295
- GOOD IDEA.
101
00:04:59,526 --> 00:05:02,026
DAD, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
102
00:05:07,901 --> 00:05:09,901
- HEY, LAVERNE.
YOU'RE IN EARLY.
103
00:05:09,936 --> 00:05:13,338
- WELL, EVER SINCE MY CAT DIED,
MY HOUSE SEEMS SO EMPTY.
104
00:05:13,373 --> 00:05:15,515
- YEAH, THAT'S
BECAUSE HE WAS HUGE.
105
00:05:17,521 --> 00:05:20,190
- I HOPE YOU'RE
NOT CALLIN' GENERAL LEE FAT.
106
00:05:20,225 --> 00:05:21,758
- TSK, COME ON.
107
00:05:21,793 --> 00:05:23,560
HE MUST HAVE WEIGHED,
WHAT? 30 POUNDS?
108
00:05:23,595 --> 00:05:26,381
- 37, BUT HE WAS BIG-BONED.
109
00:05:27,282 --> 00:05:29,132
YOU WANNA SEE
A PICTURE OF HIS HEADSTONE?
110
00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:31,367
- YOU GAVE HIM A FUNERAL?
111
00:05:31,403 --> 00:05:34,049
- YEAH.
I WROTE THE EPITAPH MYSELF.
112
00:05:34,963 --> 00:05:37,366
- "GENERAL LEE,
GENERAL LEE,
113
00:05:37,416 --> 00:05:39,768
"BIG OLD BALL OF FLUFF,
114
00:05:40,212 --> 00:05:41,778
"IS GONE TO KITTY HEAVEN,
115
00:05:41,813 --> 00:05:44,897
WHERE THERE'S
BALLS OF YARN AND STUFF."
116
00:05:46,876 --> 00:05:49,619
- I SURE AM GONNA MISS
THAT BIG OLD HAIR BALL.
117
00:05:49,654 --> 00:05:51,754
- LAVERNE, HAVE YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT GETTING A NEW CAT?
118
00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:54,257
- DON'T YOU THINK
REPLACIN' GENERAL LEE
119
00:05:54,292 --> 00:05:56,960
SO SOON AFTER HIS DEMISE WOULD
BE A LITTLE BIT INSENSITIVE?
120
00:05:56,995 --> 00:05:59,420
- NO, NOT REALLY.
121
00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:02,080
- YOU ALWAYS
HATED HIM, DIDN'T YOU?
122
00:06:02,634 --> 00:06:04,895
- I DID NOT.
123
00:06:04,993 --> 00:06:08,433
HE JUST SCARED ME
WITH THAT LOPSIDED HEAD OF HIS.
124
00:06:08,878 --> 00:06:11,466
ONE EYE
ALWAYS SQUINTED SHUT.
125
00:06:12,244 --> 00:06:14,057
- DR. DOUGLAS,
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
126
00:06:14,096 --> 00:06:15,629
IF YOU WOULD SHOW
A LITTLE MORE RESPECT
127
00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:17,347
FOR MY BELOVED PET'S MEMORY.
128
00:06:18,487 --> 00:06:21,766
- OH, LAVERNE,
I WASN'T BEING DISRESPECTFUL.
129
00:06:22,387 --> 00:06:25,054
THIS WOULD BE
DISRESPECTFUL.
130
00:06:27,899 --> 00:06:29,692
[meowing]
131
00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,299
- GENERAL LEE.
132
00:06:36,334 --> 00:06:37,500
- YEAH.
133
00:06:43,975 --> 00:06:45,542
- SO, WHAT I'D LIKE
TO DO FOR YOU
134
00:06:45,577 --> 00:06:48,278
IS DEVELOP A HIGHLY
DIVERSIFIED STOCK PORTFOLIO,
135
00:06:48,313 --> 00:06:50,078
PRIMARILY BLUE CHIP,
136
00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,157
WHOSE YIELD WILL BE
CONSISTENT IN THE LONG TERM
137
00:06:52,196 --> 00:06:55,042
WHILE KEEPING YOUR RISKS
TO AN ABSOLUTE MINIMUM.
138
00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,806
ANY QUESTIONS, MR. DIETZ?
139
00:06:58,383 --> 00:07:00,657
- WHAT ARE YOU
WEARING UNDER THAT?
140
00:07:07,797 --> 00:07:11,468
- MR. DIETZ,
I'M TALKING ABOUT A DYNAMIC,
141
00:07:11,508 --> 00:07:15,287
EXCITING INSURANCE PACKAGE.
142
00:07:15,327 --> 00:07:19,757
AS WE LIKE TO SAY
IN THE INSURANCE BUSINESS,
143
00:07:20,163 --> 00:07:23,990
INSURANCE
IS YOUR BEST INSURANCE.
144
00:07:24,045 --> 00:07:26,396
[laughing]
145
00:07:26,435 --> 00:07:29,276
NOW, HERE'S
THE EXCITING PART.
146
00:07:29,779 --> 00:07:32,055
[laughing]
147
00:07:37,629 --> 00:07:40,163
- MIX WELL,
AND LET STAND 30 MINUTES
148
00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:43,439
BEFORE APPLYING
CLEANSING MASK TO FACE.
149
00:07:44,269 --> 00:07:46,769
OKAY, NOW,
WHERE'S MY TIMER?
150
00:07:48,173 --> 00:07:52,332
- SO, THIS IS
HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES, HUH?
151
00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:55,660
- DADDY, IT'S
THE MILLIONAIRE MORON!
152
00:07:58,005 --> 00:08:00,014
- OOH, GUACAMOLE.
153
00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:01,465
- CHARLEY!
154
00:08:01,501 --> 00:08:02,833
- WHAT?
155
00:08:02,869 --> 00:08:05,102
- THERE'S
CHIPS IN THE CABINET.
156
00:08:09,942 --> 00:08:12,043
- HELLO, CHARLEY.
157
00:08:12,078 --> 00:08:13,310
- OH, HEY, HARRY.
158
00:08:13,346 --> 00:08:15,146
I FINALLY FIGURED OUT
WHAT TO DO WITH MY MONEY.
159
00:08:15,181 --> 00:08:16,313
- WHAT?
160
00:08:16,349 --> 00:08:17,782
- WELL, EVERYBODY'S
AFTER IT, RIGHT?
161
00:08:17,817 --> 00:08:19,050
YOUR INVESTMENT GUYS,
162
00:08:19,085 --> 00:08:20,885
PEOPLE CALLING ME UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
163
00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,119
WELL,
NOBODY'S GONNA GET IT.
164
00:08:22,155 --> 00:08:23,994
I OUTFOXED THEM ALL.
165
00:08:24,690 --> 00:08:26,157
- WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, CHARLEY?
166
00:08:26,192 --> 00:08:27,425
WHAT DID YOU DO?
167
00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:30,521
- TODAY I SANK
EVERYTHING INTO REAL ESTATE.
168
00:08:30,768 --> 00:08:32,396
- YOU--YOU BOUGHT PROPERTY?
169
00:08:32,432 --> 00:08:34,800
- NO...
I BURIED MY MONEY.
170
00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:38,035
- YOU BURIED IT? WHERE?
171
00:08:38,071 --> 00:08:40,210
- MY BACKYARD.
OH, DAMN!
172
00:08:41,157 --> 00:08:43,207
OKAY,
YOU DRAGGED IT OUT OF ME.
173
00:08:43,242 --> 00:08:45,793
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE IN MY BACKYARD.
174
00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,472
AND DON'T TRY
PICKING MY BRAIN.
175
00:08:47,504 --> 00:08:49,346
I THINK YOU'LL FIND
IT'S OF NO USE.
176
00:08:52,018 --> 00:08:53,517
- CHARLEY,
I'M SURE YOU HAVE
177
00:08:53,553 --> 00:08:56,987
SOME INANE
DEMENTED LOGIC BEHIND THIS.
178
00:08:57,023 --> 00:08:58,392
- OF COURSE.
179
00:08:58,439 --> 00:09:00,368
THIS WAY IT'S SAFE,
IT'S EASY TO GET TO...
180
00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:02,836
PLUS, I FOUND
A REALLY COOL WORM.
181
00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:05,454
I GOT A MAP
AND EVERYTHING.
182
00:09:05,502 --> 00:09:07,064
- LET ME SEE THAT.
- OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
183
00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:08,999
- OH, NO,
I DON'T WHAT?
184
00:09:09,035 --> 00:09:11,168
YOU THINK...
I WANT YOUR MONEY?
185
00:09:11,204 --> 00:09:12,570
- HARRY,
YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.
186
00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:14,271
EVERYBODY'S
GOT THEIR HAND OUT.
187
00:09:14,307 --> 00:09:15,573
AND MAY I SAY...
188
00:09:15,608 --> 00:09:18,783
YOU'RE A TALL MAN
WITH EXTREMELY LARGE HANDS.
189
00:09:20,424 --> 00:09:24,448
- YOU HAVE THE NERVE
TO CALL ME A THIEF
190
00:09:24,484 --> 00:09:26,250
AFTER ALL
I'VE DONE FOR YOU?
191
00:09:26,285 --> 00:09:28,719
BY GOD,
I'VE TREATED YOU LIKE A...
192
00:09:29,789 --> 00:09:31,434
HUMAN.
193
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,903
- SURE, JUST BUTTERING ME UP
194
00:09:35,934 --> 00:09:37,613
WAITING
FOR SOME RICH BELGIUM WOMAN
195
00:09:37,637 --> 00:09:39,230
TO DIE
AND LEAVE ME A FORTUNE.
196
00:09:39,265 --> 00:09:41,866
- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
- TRUTH HURTS, HUH?
197
00:09:41,901 --> 00:09:43,467
- I'M GIVING YOU
THREE SECONDS, CHARLEY,
198
00:09:43,503 --> 00:09:44,902
TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
199
00:09:44,937 --> 00:09:47,371
- FINE.
I'LL JUST TIME THAT
200
00:09:47,406 --> 00:09:50,279
ON MY NEW
STATE-OF-THE-ART ROLEX.
201
00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:52,673
TOLEX?
202
00:09:55,482 --> 00:09:56,914
DAD?
203
00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:15,359
- CHARLEY, I TOLD YOU
I DON'T WANT YOU IN THIS HOUSE
204
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,742
UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE.
205
00:10:17,063 --> 00:10:18,946
- I SHOULD APOLOGIZE?
206
00:10:19,147 --> 00:10:20,988
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO SENT YOUR SPY
207
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,761
OVER THE LAST TWO NIGHTS.
208
00:10:22,965 --> 00:10:24,380
- WHAT SPY?
209
00:10:24,426 --> 00:10:26,242
- I THINK YOU KNOW
WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.
210
00:10:30,507 --> 00:10:33,163
DON'T GIVE ME
THOSE EYEBROWS.
211
00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:35,669
I SAW YOU
DIGGING IN MY YARD.
212
00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:37,472
HOW DO YOU
EXPLAIN THAT, HARRY?
213
00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:38,872
- I DON'T KNOW.
214
00:10:38,908 --> 00:10:40,263
HE'S A DOG?
215
00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:43,670
- YOU HAVE AN ANSWER
FOR EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?
216
00:10:43,706 --> 00:10:45,506
- LISTEN TO ME,
LISTEN TO ME.
217
00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:47,418
YOU'RE LOSING IT.
218
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,276
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE YOU'VE SLEPT?
219
00:10:49,311 --> 00:10:51,622
- IT'S BEEN DAYS, HARRY.
220
00:10:53,597 --> 00:10:55,716
I JUST SIT BY THE WINDOW
EATING BEEF JERKY,
221
00:10:55,751 --> 00:10:58,452
WATCHING FOR INTRUDERS
WITH MY INFRARED BINOCULARS
222
00:10:58,487 --> 00:11:00,440
FROM SHARPER IMAGE.
223
00:11:01,509 --> 00:11:03,485
HARRY, THIS MONEY'S
MAKING ME CRAZY.
224
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,192
- I KNOW, CHARLEY,
AND IT HAS TO STOP.
225
00:11:05,227 --> 00:11:06,827
I'M--I'M--
I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
226
00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:08,796
- YOU ARE?
- NATURALLY!
227
00:11:08,831 --> 00:11:11,693
YOU MAY BE A LUNATIC,
BUT YOU'RE STILL MY CLOSEST...
228
00:11:11,925 --> 00:11:13,737
NEIGHBOR.
229
00:11:15,971 --> 00:11:17,537
- THANKS, HARRY.
230
00:11:17,596 --> 00:11:20,264
AND I'M SORRY
FOR THE WAY I'M ACTING.
231
00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:23,210
I KNOW
YOU'RE REALLY MY FRIEND
232
00:11:23,245 --> 00:11:25,312
AND I APOLOGIZE
FOR INSULTING YOU.
233
00:11:25,347 --> 00:11:26,747
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
234
00:11:26,782 --> 00:11:28,782
LET'S JUST--LET'S JUST
FORGET ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?
235
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,717
THERE YOU GO.
ALL RIGHT.
236
00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:32,633
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO WITH THE CASH?
237
00:11:32,668 --> 00:11:35,561
- WOULDN'T
YOU LIKE TO KNOW.
238
00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:45,177
- OH, DOCTORS,
I GOT SOMETHIN' TO SHOW YOU.
239
00:11:45,228 --> 00:11:46,594
I'S JUST OVER
TO THE PET CEMETERY
240
00:11:46,629 --> 00:11:47,962
TO VISIT GENERAL LEE...
241
00:11:47,997 --> 00:11:50,956
- HE'S--HE'S--
HE'S NOT IN THERE, IS HE?
242
00:11:51,809 --> 00:11:54,869
- DOCTOR, YOU BEST LAY OFF
THEM STEPHEN KING BOOKS.
243
00:11:55,934 --> 00:11:58,363
I WENT TO TELL HIM
I'S IN NEED OF COMPANIONSHIP
244
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,633
AND GO AND GET ME A PET.
245
00:11:59,668 --> 00:12:01,235
COURSE, I AIN'T READY
FOR ANOTHER KITTY YET
246
00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:03,511
SO I GOT ME THIS INSTEAD
FROM PETS AND THINGS.
247
00:12:07,662 --> 00:12:09,786
- IS THAT,
UH, A PET OR A THING?
248
00:12:10,518 --> 00:12:12,284
- IT'S A DAMN DINOSAUR.
249
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,220
- NO, IT AIN'T.
IT'S AN IGUANA.
250
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,554
YOU WANNA HOLD IT?
251
00:12:15,590 --> 00:12:16,622
- NO, IT'S FINE.
- OF COURSE I DON'T WANT TO...
252
00:12:16,657 --> 00:12:17,790
- HE'S SWEET.
253
00:12:17,825 --> 00:12:18,958
COME ON.
COME HERE, LEONARD.
254
00:12:18,993 --> 00:12:20,126
- DON'T LET HIM
OUT OF THE BOX.
255
00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:21,527
- OH.
- WHOA!
256
00:12:27,602 --> 00:12:29,602
- LORDY, THEY'RE FAST,
AIN'T THEY?
257
00:12:34,064 --> 00:12:36,765
- AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.
258
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,000
- ALL CHARLEY SAID WAS HE WANTED
US ALL HERE AT 7:00
259
00:12:39,036 --> 00:12:40,268
AND HE'D BE
OVER WITH A SURPRISE.
260
00:12:40,304 --> 00:12:41,436
[doorbell ringing]
261
00:12:41,471 --> 00:12:43,456
- THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
262
00:12:43,487 --> 00:12:45,887
I'M MISSING
A BIG NIGHT AT SHADY PINES.
263
00:12:46,479 --> 00:12:48,949
IT'S THE WHEELCHAIR
DEMOLITION DERBY.
264
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:54,316
- CAN I HELP YOU?
265
00:12:54,351 --> 00:12:55,884
- I DON'T KNOW.
266
00:12:55,919 --> 00:12:57,352
MY NAME IS BIEDERBECK,
267
00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:58,987
AND SOME MESSENGER
BROUGHT ME A NOTE
268
00:12:59,022 --> 00:13:01,623
TO MEET A CHARLEY DIETZ
HERE AT 7:00.
269
00:13:01,658 --> 00:13:04,025
CLAIMS TO BE
A FORMER STUDENT OF MINE.
270
00:13:04,061 --> 00:13:06,161
- OH, UH, HARRY WESTON.
COME ON IN.
271
00:13:06,196 --> 00:13:07,826
- OH, HI, HARRY.
- OH, SO, UH...
272
00:13:07,866 --> 00:13:09,164
YOU'RE A TEACHER.
273
00:13:09,199 --> 00:13:10,465
- NO, COACH.
274
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,802
GEORGE S. PATTON
JUNIOR HIGH.
275
00:13:13,837 --> 00:13:15,136
RETIRED.
276
00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:17,339
I GOT A PLATE IN MY HEAD.
277
00:13:19,876 --> 00:13:21,009
- HI, EVERYBODY.
278
00:13:21,044 --> 00:13:22,243
- THIS IS MRS. KOONTZ.
- HI.
279
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:25,246
- MRS. KOONTZ--
COACH, YOU CAME!
280
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,015
- WHO ARE YOU?
281
00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:29,698
- IT'S ME, CHARLEY.
REMEMBER?
282
00:13:29,753 --> 00:13:31,776
ALL THROUGH JUNIOR HIGH
I COULDN'T CLIMB THE ROPE
283
00:13:31,823 --> 00:13:33,621
SO EVERY GYM CLASS
YOU'D STAND UNDER ME
284
00:13:33,657 --> 00:13:35,490
SNAPPING A TOWEL
UNTIL I FINALLY DID IT.
285
00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:37,859
- JUST A HOT SECOND.
286
00:13:37,894 --> 00:13:40,383
YOU'RE RED-ASS DIETZ.
287
00:13:41,228 --> 00:13:42,587
- RIGHT.
288
00:13:42,618 --> 00:13:44,763
AND I STILL TREASURE
THE LESSON YOU TAUGHT ME:
289
00:13:44,798 --> 00:13:46,064
KEEP TRYING.
290
00:13:46,099 --> 00:13:47,624
- WHAT LESSON?
291
00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:50,954
WE DID THAT TOWEL THING
JUST FOR GIGGLES.
292
00:13:51,772 --> 00:13:53,461
- CHARLEY, CHARLEY...
293
00:13:53,498 --> 00:13:55,540
UH, WHAT IS ALL THIS ABOUT?
294
00:13:55,575 --> 00:13:58,276
- WELL, ALL OF YOU HAVE DONE
NICE THINGS FOR ME IN MY LIFE.
295
00:13:58,312 --> 00:14:01,098
HARRY, CAROL,
YOU TREAT ME LIKE FAMILY.
296
00:14:01,515 --> 00:14:03,144
AND, SOPHIA,
LAST WEEK AT THE TRACK,
297
00:14:03,184 --> 00:14:05,317
WHEN YOU LENT ME 20 DOLLARS,
THAT REALLY MEANT A LOT.
298
00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:07,018
- I NEVER LENT YOU
ANY 20 DOLLARS.
299
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,954
- ACTUALLY,
I TOOK IT FROM YOUR PURSE
300
00:14:08,989 --> 00:14:11,289
WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING.
301
00:14:11,325 --> 00:14:12,371
- OH, GREAT.
302
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:15,418
I ALMOST HAD
MY ROOMMATE'S KNEECAPS BROKEN.
303
00:14:15,466 --> 00:14:18,084
HOPE I CAN GET
THE DEPOSIT BACK.
304
00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:22,631
- AND I GAVE CHARLEY
HIS FIRST JOB.
305
00:14:22,673 --> 00:14:25,253
HE WAS THE CUTEST
LITTLE DELIVERY BOY.
306
00:14:25,727 --> 00:14:28,132
AND SUCH A FAST LEARNER.
307
00:14:30,407 --> 00:14:32,439
- BEST JOB I EVER HAD.
308
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,546
[doorbell ringing]
309
00:14:34,581 --> 00:14:35,747
OOH, I HOPE
THAT'S WHO I HOPE IT IS.
310
00:14:35,782 --> 00:14:36,982
- WHO'S THAT?
311
00:14:37,017 --> 00:14:39,718
- THE ONE PERSON I COULD
ALWAYS COUNT ON AS A KID,
312
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,786
THE PERSON WHO WAS
ALWAYS THERE NO MATTER WHAT.
313
00:14:41,822 --> 00:14:43,822
MAXWELL SMART.
314
00:14:51,331 --> 00:14:53,631
- DIETZ?
CHARLEY DIETZ?
315
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:56,088
- OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE REALLY HERE.
316
00:14:57,246 --> 00:14:58,412
OH.
317
00:14:59,974 --> 00:15:01,747
MAXWELL SMART IN PERSON.
318
00:15:01,787 --> 00:15:03,074
I'M CHARLEY DIETZ.
319
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,709
- LOOK, DIETZ.
320
00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:06,724
MY NAME IS DON ADAMS.
321
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:10,876
MAXWELL SMART WAS MERELY
A CHARACTER THAT I PLAYED ON TV.
322
00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:12,784
SO LET'S USE
MY REAL NAME, OKAY?
323
00:15:12,819 --> 00:15:14,979
- SURE THING, 86.
324
00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:17,956
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS A KID,
325
00:15:17,991 --> 00:15:20,125
I USED TO WAIT
ALL WEEK FOR GET SMART.
326
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,893
YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND.
327
00:15:21,928 --> 00:15:23,006
- MM-HMM.
328
00:15:23,045 --> 00:15:25,392
DON'T LEAVE ME
ALONE WITH HIM.
329
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,500
- I'M CAROL WESTON, DON.
330
00:15:28,535 --> 00:15:30,343
I WAS QUITE A FAN, TOO.
331
00:15:30,382 --> 00:15:32,077
IN FACT, I USED
TO DO AN IMPRESSION OF YOU,
332
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,705
DIDN'T I, DADDY?
- HONEY, I WOULDN'T--
333
00:15:33,740 --> 00:15:36,630
- IT WAS RATHER GOOD.
EVERYONE SAID SO.
334
00:15:37,506 --> 00:15:39,764
OKAY, HERE IT GOES.
335
00:15:40,847 --> 00:15:43,228
SORRY
ABOUT THAT, CHIEF.
336
00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:45,383
- YOU'RE GIFTED.
337
00:15:45,419 --> 00:15:46,785
- SEE?
338
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:50,822
- YEAH. CHARLEY, NOW, CAN YOU
TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON?
339
00:15:50,857 --> 00:15:52,190
- OH, OKAY.
EVERYBODY SIT DOWN.
340
00:15:52,225 --> 00:15:53,625
I'M THROWING A PARTY
341
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,860
FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE
ENRICHED ME THROUGH THE YEARS.
342
00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:58,463
I WANNA MAKE YOU GUYS
AS HAPPY AS YOU MADE ME.
343
00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,165
- DID YOU PAY MY AGENT?
- YEAH.
344
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,891
- I'M HAPPY.
345
00:16:02,803 --> 00:16:04,435
- OKAY, EVERYBODY.
LISTEN UP.
346
00:16:04,475 --> 00:16:06,679
WE'RE GONNA GO
TO THE MOST WONDERFUL PLACE
347
00:16:06,726 --> 00:16:08,406
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
348
00:16:08,442 --> 00:16:12,263
- I AM NOT SETTING FOOT
IN CROTCH DUSTERS.
349
00:16:13,369 --> 00:16:16,531
- THIS IS WAY BETTER
THAN CROTCH DUSTERS.
350
00:16:16,713 --> 00:16:18,572
WE'RE GOING TO MARDI GRAS.
351
00:16:19,972 --> 00:16:22,642
- MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH.
352
00:16:26,946 --> 00:16:28,576
- I'M IN HELL.
353
00:16:30,486 --> 00:16:32,519
- WE'RE GONNA SPEND THE WHOLE
WEEKEND IN NEW ORLEANS.
354
00:16:32,554 --> 00:16:34,988
I GOT THE ROOMS ALL BOOKED,
I GOT SEVEN FIRST CLASS TICKETS,
355
00:16:35,024 --> 00:16:37,397
AND THE LIMO'S
GONNA PICK US UP IN, UH...
356
00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:39,730
SOON.
357
00:16:40,529 --> 00:16:43,363
- CHARLEY, DO YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH THIS IS GONNA COST?
358
00:16:43,399 --> 00:16:45,298
- HEY, IT'S NOT
LIKE I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.
359
00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:46,427
- IT'LL BE GREAT.
360
00:16:46,466 --> 00:16:48,806
BOURBON STREET, JAZZ,
361
00:16:48,932 --> 00:16:50,560
TRANSVESTITES.
362
00:16:51,837 --> 00:16:53,136
- COME ON, HARRY.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
363
00:16:53,172 --> 00:16:54,471
IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.
364
00:16:55,106 --> 00:16:56,506
- I MEAN, OKAY, CHARLEY.
365
00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:58,008
IF--YOU KNOW,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
366
00:16:58,043 --> 00:16:59,876
- GREAT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, COACH?
367
00:16:59,912 --> 00:17:01,272
- IS SHE GOING?
368
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,932
- I WOULDN'T MISS IT.
369
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,689
- I GOT
A PLATE IN MY HEAD.
370
00:17:07,086 --> 00:17:08,859
- GREAT. COME ON, EVERYBODY.
LET'S GET PACKED.
371
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,184
- ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
372
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:14,124
- SO, UH,
COULD YOU SAY IT ONCE?
373
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,292
- WHAT?
374
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,661
- YOU KNOW...
375
00:17:17,096 --> 00:17:18,328
"WOULD YOU BELIEVE."
376
00:17:18,952 --> 00:17:20,831
- I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
377
00:17:20,866 --> 00:17:22,977
MAXWELL SMART SAID THAT.
378
00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:24,705
I NEVER SAY THAT.
379
00:17:26,607 --> 00:17:29,706
WOULD YOU BELIEVE
I REALLY SAY THAT.
380
00:17:34,613 --> 00:17:35,812
- MORNIN'.
381
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:38,287
- WHAT? WHERE?
GET THAT LIZARD AWAY FROM ME.
382
00:17:38,784 --> 00:17:40,951
- WOO-HOO! YOU A MITE SKITTISH
THIS MORNIN'.
383
00:17:40,986 --> 00:17:42,786
- WELL, THAT'S
ONLY 'CAUSE GODZILLA'S
384
00:17:42,821 --> 00:17:44,784
RUNNING AROUND
LOOSE SOMEWHERE.
385
00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:47,290
- NO, HE AIN'T.
I CAUGHT HIM
386
00:17:47,326 --> 00:17:48,892
IN THE COFFEE MACHINE
THIS MORNIN'.
387
00:17:53,118 --> 00:17:54,880
BESIDES, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT.
388
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,433
IGUANAS DON'T BITE ANYWAY.
389
00:17:56,468 --> 00:17:59,007
- UGLY CAN KILL, TOO.
390
00:18:00,105 --> 00:18:02,267
- AH, THERE YOU ARE.
391
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,915
- MRS. COOVER,
WHAT ARE YOU--?
392
00:18:03,955 --> 00:18:05,888
DR. DOUGLAS, THIS IS
MY NEIGHBOR, MRS. COOVER.
393
00:18:05,923 --> 00:18:08,490
- OH, PLEASE, LET'S
DISPENSE WITH THE PLEASANTRIES.
394
00:18:08,526 --> 00:18:10,993
I CAME TO TELL YOU TO KEEP
THAT CAT OF YOURS LOCKED UP.
395
00:18:11,207 --> 00:18:12,528
- MY CAT?
396
00:18:12,563 --> 00:18:14,096
MY--MY CAT HAS PASSED ON.
397
00:18:14,131 --> 00:18:15,264
- WELL, BEFORE HE WENT,
398
00:18:15,299 --> 00:18:18,357
HE PASSED ON
SOMETHING TO MY SIAMESE.
399
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,369
SHE HAD
A LITTER TWO WEEKS AGO.
400
00:18:20,404 --> 00:18:22,538
- WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED.
401
00:18:22,573 --> 00:18:24,006
EVERYBODY
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD KNOWS
402
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:27,104
THAT PRINCESS TONGUE OF YOURS
IS NOTHIN' BUT A TRAMP.
403
00:18:28,412 --> 00:18:30,646
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS MY CAT
WHAT DONE THE DEED?
404
00:18:31,279 --> 00:18:32,779
- I GOT PROOF.
405
00:18:32,826 --> 00:18:35,618
I MANAGED TO GET RID OF ALL
OF THE KITTENS EXCEPT THIS ONE.
406
00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:37,565
PEOPLE FEAR IT.
407
00:18:39,323 --> 00:18:40,856
- OH, MY LORD,
408
00:18:40,892 --> 00:18:43,799
IT IS THE SPITTIN' IMAGE
OF GENERAL LEE.
409
00:18:44,028 --> 00:18:46,463
- LOOKS MORE
LIKE THE ELEPHANT CAT.
410
00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:48,230
- BEG YOUR PARDON?
411
00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:51,317
- UH, I SAID,
THAT'S ONE HELL OF A CAT.
412
00:18:51,669 --> 00:18:54,270
- MRS. COOVER,
COULD I HAVE THE LITTLE FELLOW?
413
00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:56,405
- YOU WOULD ACTUALLY
TAKE THIS BEAST?
414
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,515
- HOW DOES
TEN DOLLARS SOUND?
415
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,409
- CAN I WRITE YOU A CHECK?
416
00:19:10,777 --> 00:19:14,119
- HEY, THERE'S
NOTHING LIKE MARDI GRAS.
417
00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:16,715
- SO EVERYBODY
HAD A GOOD TIME, HUH?
418
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,654
- WOULD YOU BELIEVE?
A GREAT TIME.
419
00:19:19,989 --> 00:19:21,524
- WILL YOU STOP THAT?
420
00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:23,726
- DON SEEMED TO ENJOY IT.
421
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:26,589
- YEAH, THAT'S WHY
HE DUMPED HIS GUMBO ON YOU.
422
00:19:26,903 --> 00:19:28,531
- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, DADDY.
423
00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:31,234
BESIDES,
HE MISSED ME BY THAT MUCH.
424
00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:37,528
- CHARLEY, I HAD
THE ABSOLUTE TIME OF MY LIFE.
425
00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:39,582
- OH, IT WAS
ALL TOO MAGNIFICENT.
426
00:19:39,621 --> 00:19:41,418
AND YOU'RE
MUCH TOO GENEROUS.
427
00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:43,046
AND THANK YOU.
428
00:19:44,137 --> 00:19:46,282
THIS IS
THE REAL WORLD NOW.
429
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,852
- OH, CHARLEY.
THANKS LOADS.
430
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:52,332
SON OF A GUN,
WE HAD BIG FUN
431
00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:54,009
ON THE BAYOU.
432
00:19:56,975 --> 00:19:59,560
- WAIT,
I GOT ONE LAST SURPRISE.
433
00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:01,056
MEMORY BOOKS.
434
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,266
- OOH!
- OH, CHARLEY.
435
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:05,468
- CHARLEY, HOW SWEET.
LOOK, THIS IS GREAT.
436
00:20:05,503 --> 00:20:09,213
HEY, HERE I AM
HUGGING AL HIRT.
437
00:20:10,637 --> 00:20:12,214
WHAT IS THIS?
438
00:20:12,641 --> 00:20:16,042
"TO MY GOOD FRIEND HARRY,
A TRUE JAZZ CAT.
439
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,569
AL HIRT."
440
00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:19,103
YOU GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH.
441
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,650
CHARLEY, THAT'S GREAT.
442
00:20:20,685 --> 00:20:21,761
- THAT'S NOTHING.
443
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,529
I GOT HIS TRUMPET.
444
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,689
- OH, AND LOOK. HERE I AM
IN THE FRENCH QUARTER
445
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,925
TELLING OFF
THAT PHONY VOODOO WOMAN.
446
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,480
- AND HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU
TURNED INTO A CHICKEN.
447
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:33,963
- COME ON.
448
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,665
- CHARLEY,
YOU KNOW, CAROL'S RIGHT.
449
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,034
I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY MUCH
BACK TO THE REAL WORLD.
450
00:20:38,061 --> 00:20:39,160
YOU STILL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
451
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,404
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO
WITH YOUR MONEY.
452
00:20:40,444 --> 00:20:43,072
- WHAT MONEY, HARRY?
I SPENT IT ON THE TRIP.
453
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:45,441
- NO, NO. YOUR INHERITANCE,
THE MILLION DOLLARS.
454
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:48,511
- OH, TURNS OUT I NEVER
HAD A MILLION DOLLARS, HARRY.
455
00:20:48,546 --> 00:20:51,381
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU SAID YOU WERE A MILLIONAIRE.
456
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,684
- TURNS OUT IT WAS
A MILLION BELGIAN FRANCS.
457
00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:57,053
IT'S ABOUT
30,000 DOLLARS.
458
00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:59,856
- AND YOU
BLEW IT ALL ON THIS TRIP?
459
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:02,731
- HARRY, THE MONEY
WAS MAKING ME CRAZY.
460
00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:04,460
IT ALMOST
RUINED OUR FRIENDSHIP.
461
00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:06,847
- BUT JUST
TO BLOW IT LIKE THAT.
462
00:21:06,879 --> 00:21:09,232
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING
TO SHOW FOR YOUR INHERITANCE.
463
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,023
- SURE I DO.
464
00:21:11,066 --> 00:21:12,445
I GOT THIS.
465
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,904
- A PHOTO ALBUM?
466
00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:16,259
- MEMORIES.
467
00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:17,638
HARRY, I GOT
TO SPEND THE WEEKEND
468
00:21:17,678 --> 00:21:19,271
WITH MY HERO,
MAXWELL SMART.
469
00:21:19,316 --> 00:21:20,800
AND I GOT TO DO
SOMETHING REALLY NICE
470
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,147
FOR THE PEOPLE
I CARE ABOUT.
471
00:21:22,183 --> 00:21:23,482
HARRY,
YOU SAID YOU HAD
472
00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:25,117
THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
AT MARDI GRAS.
473
00:21:25,455 --> 00:21:27,820
- WELL,
I DID, YOU KNOW.
474
00:21:27,855 --> 00:21:30,089
- WELL, THEN HOW COULD
SPENDING THAT MONEY BE WRONG
475
00:21:30,124 --> 00:21:31,757
IF IT MADE EVERYBODY HAPPY?
476
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:34,026
- YOU KNOW SOMETHING, CHARLEY?
THAT'S A BETTER RETURN
477
00:21:34,061 --> 00:21:37,082
THAN I EVER GOT
ON ANY INVESTMENT.
478
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,597
YOU DID
EXACTLY THE RIGHT THING.
479
00:21:39,391 --> 00:21:41,300
- SO I GUESS...
480
00:21:41,335 --> 00:21:44,470
WELL, YOU LEARNED SOMETHING
FROM ME, DIDN'T YOU, HARRY?
481
00:21:44,505 --> 00:21:47,894
- YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I GUESS.
482
00:21:48,276 --> 00:21:49,541
- THAT KINDA
MAKES ME SORTA LIKE,
483
00:21:49,577 --> 00:21:52,106
UH, A TEACHER TO YOU,
DOESN'T IT?
484
00:21:53,214 --> 00:21:55,709
- YEAH, I MEAN,
IN THE BROADEST SENSE.
485
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,740
- A MENTOR, REALLY.
486
00:21:58,586 --> 00:22:00,398
SOMEONE YOU CAN LOOK UP TO.
487
00:22:00,434 --> 00:22:01,849
- CHARLEY.
488
00:22:02,476 --> 00:22:04,287
TAKE YOUR HAND OFF ME.
489
00:22:04,892 --> 00:22:06,252
STAND UP.
490
00:22:06,594 --> 00:22:08,097
GO HOME.
491
00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:11,330
THANKS FOR THE TRIP.
492
00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:20,136
- CAROL, I'VE GOT
THAT RECIPE YOU WANTED.
493
00:22:25,730 --> 00:22:27,640
OH, MY GOD.
494
00:22:28,567 --> 00:22:33,236
- [clucking]
495
00:22:36,441 --> 00:22:37,720
- CAROL?
496
00:22:39,511 --> 00:22:41,359
CAN YOU STILL READ?
497
00:22:44,115 --> 00:22:46,382
- [clucking]
498
00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:50,982
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
35077
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.