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- FOUR-LETTER WORD
FOR "LEAVE QUICKLY."
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[growling]
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[barking]
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"FLEE." VERY GOOD.
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THANK YOU, PAL,
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- MORNING, DADDY.
- MORNING, SWEETHEART.
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SCOTTY'S SLEEPING?
- OH, YES. BLISSFULLY SO.
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NOTHING LULLS
MY SUCKLING INTO SLUMBER
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LIKE A SIP
OF HIS MOTHER'S SWEET NECTAR.
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- CAROL, DO YOU HAVE TO BE
SO EXPLICIT?
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A-HA. "EXPLICIT."
THERE YOU GO.
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- SORRY, DADDY.
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I'M JUST SO ENAMORED
WITH NURSING.
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YOU KNOW, NOT ONLY
DO I BOND WITH MY CHILD,
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I BURN
OVER 500 CALORIES A DAY.
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AEROBICS BE DAMNED.
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I MAY BREASTFEED FOR LIFE.
- HA.
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- HEY, WESTONS.
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I GOT GREAT NEWS,
AND HERE'S A LITTLE HINT:
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DING-DONG. DING-DONG.
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- YOU MADE IT
WITH THE AVON LADY.
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- NO.
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THOSE ARE WEDDING BELLS.
I'M GETTING MARRIED.
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- [laughing]
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- OKAY, CHARLEY.
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WHAT'S THE GAG?
SOMEBODY NEED A GREEN CARD?
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- NO.
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I'M SERIOUS.
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I FINALLY MET
THE PERFECT SOMEONE
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TO SPEND THE REST
OF MY LIFE WITH.
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I MEAN, BESIDES YOU, HARRY.
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- CHARLEY,
I DIDN'T REALIZE
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YOU WERE THIS SERIOUS
ABOUT ANYONE.
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- I'M SURE I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER.
PATTY OLSEN?
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HEAD WAITRESS
DOWN AT THE PIE PALACE?
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- OH, YEAH.
THE ONE YOU TIPPED.
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- HARRY, SHE'S PERFECT.
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SHE'S DIFFERENT FROM EVERY GIRL
I'VE EVER GONE OUT WITH.
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SHE LIKES ME.
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[doorbell ringing]
THAT'S PROBABLY PATTY.
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I LEFT A NOTE I'D BE HERE.
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HI, HON. I MISSED YOU.
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- MISSED YOU MORE.
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- DID NOT.
- DID TOO.
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[laughing]
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- HARRY, CAROL,
THIS IS MY PATTY.
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- [giggling]
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- PATTY, THIS IS MY HARRY
AND HIS CAROL.
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[ barking ]
AND THAT'S HIS DREYFUSS.
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[barking]
- OH, DREYF.
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DREYF. DREYF.
COME ON, SETTLE.
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- OH, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
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I JUST CAME FROM WORK,
I PROBABLY REEK OF MINCED MEAT.
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- MINCED MEAT.
THAT JUST TURNS ME ON.
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[giggling]
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- WELL, UH, PATTY, CHARLEY JUST
TOLD US THE GOOD NEWS, SO...
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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- CONGRATULATIONS?
[nervous laugh]
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- OH, RIGHT, HON, UH...
YOU WANNA GET HITCHED?
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- OH, CHARLEY.
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I DO! I DO!
I DO!
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-
LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE
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- [giggling]
- OKAY, HARRY.
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NOW GET ONE OF ME CHEWING
PATTY'S GARTER OFF.
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[growling]
- STOP.
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- CHARLEY, CHARLEY, CHARLEY,
CAN'T YOU WAIT
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UNTIL YOUR HONEYMOON?
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- BUT THAT'S A WHOLE WEEK.
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- YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED
IN A WEEK?
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ISN'T THAT
RATHER ABSURDLY TOO SOON?
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- HEY, THE SOONER
PATTY AND I TIE THE KNOT,
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THE SOONER WE CAN START MAKING
LITTLE PATTIES.
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- OH, YEAH.
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AND LITTLE CHARLEYS.
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- MON DIEU.
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- THANKS.
I'M PRETTY EXCITED TOO.
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OH.
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GOSH, I BET WHEN I TELL
THE GALS AT THE PIE PALACE
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THEY'RE JUST GONNA
GO TOTALLY A LA MODE.
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- COURSE, HARRY,
I WANT YOU TO BE MY BEST MAN.
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- REALLY? WELL, THAT'S--
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THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.
I--
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OH, I WOULD--I'D BE HONORED.
- GREAT. GREAT.
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NOW I WENT AHEAD AND I BOOKED
THE ARTUNIAN TRIPLETS
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FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY.
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COURSE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO RENT A TRAPEZE
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FOR MALIKA AND KIKI.
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- CHARLEY, KITCHEN, NOW.
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- I'LL MISS YOU.
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- MISS YOU MORE.
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- WILL NOT--
- THAT'S ENOUGH!
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JUST GET IN THERE!
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- [sighing]
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- PATTY, I KNOW WE'VE ONLY
JUST MET, BUT...
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I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN
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I KNOW CHARLEY
A LITTLE BETTER THAN YOU DO.
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YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN HIS NEIGHBOR
FOR SEVEN LONG YEARS--
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- AND YOU'RE KICKIN' YOURSELF
FOR LETTIN' HIM GET AWAY, RIGHT?
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[both giggling]
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- RIGHT. WELL, UH...
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YOU'RE GONNA BE NEEDING
THAT WACKY SENSE OF HUMOR
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IF YOU PLAN ON GOING THROUGH
WITH THIS.
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- AB--NO--ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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- BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN
NO BACHELOR PARTY?
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THEN WHY GET MARRIED?
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- LOOK, CHARLEY, YOU KNOW,
I CAN ASK CAROL IF SHE COULD...
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PUT TOGETHER A QUIET LITTLE
ENGAGEMENT PARTY.
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THE KINDA THING
YOU CAN INVITE YOUR PARENTS TO.
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- SOUNDS GREAT.
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BUT MOM AND DAD HAVEN'T BEEN
GETTING ALONG LATELY.
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IT'S ALMOST AS IF...THEY DON'T
LIKE EACH OTHER ANYMORE.
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- CHARLEY, THEY GOT DIVORCED.
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- YEAH.
THAT JUST MADE IT WORSE.
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HEY, I WONDER
WHO GOT CUSTODY OF ME.
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- I DID!
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- DR. DOUGLAS,
I GOT YOUR MAIL HERE.
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- OH, GOOD.
I HOPE HE'S RICH, SINGLE,
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AND ANSWERS
TO THE NAME OF "SHAQUILLE."
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- WOULD YOU SETTLE
FOR A LETTER FROM HOME?
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- WELL, LOOKS LIKE A BIRTHDAY
CARD FROM MY AUNT MIRNA.
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- IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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OH, I WISH I WOULD'VE KNOWN.
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- IT'S NOT TILL NEXT WEEK.
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- NEXT WEEK? WHAT DAY? WHEN?
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- IF I TELL YOU, PROMISE ME
YOU'LL KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
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LAST THING I WANNA HEAR IS
A BUNCH OF TONE-DEAF PEOPLE
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SINGIN' THAT LAME OLD SONG,
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REMINDIN' ME I'M ANOTHER YEAR
CLOSER TO DEATH.
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- THAT OLD, HUH?
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I WON'T TELL A SOUL.
WHEN IS IT?
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- THE 15TH.
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- OH!
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OH!
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- AND I DEFINITELY
DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT.
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- DOCTOR, MY BIRTHDAY'S
THE 15TH TOO.
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- HOW 'BOUT THAT?
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- THIS EXPLAINS WHY YOU AND ME
ARE SO MUCH ALIKE.
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WHY, WE'RE PRACTICALLY TWINS.
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- YEAH.
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PATIENTS OFTEN TELL ME,
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"YOU KNOW,
YOU BEAR AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE
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TO THAT SKINNY WHITE NURSE."
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- COME ON, SCOTTY.
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COME ON, LET'S HAVE
A GREAT BIG BURP FOR GRANDPA.
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JUST PRETEND YOU'RE CHARLEY.
HOW 'BOUT THAT?
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COME ON.
[doorbell ringing]
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UM, COME IN, PLEASE.
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- HEY, HARRY.
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YOU REMEMBER MY MOM,
URSULA DIETZ.
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- HELLO, YOU HANDSOME DOG,
YOU.
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- OH, HOW COULD I FORGET HER?
HI, THERE.
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HELLO, URSULA.
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- OH, HARRY.
WHAT A LOVELY CHILD.
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NICE TO KNOW YOU STILL
PACK A WALLOP.
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- NO, NO,
THIS IS MY DAUGHTER'S CHILD.
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- OH, REALLY?
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DO YOU MIND
IF I HOLD THE CUTIE PIE...
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CUTIE PIE?
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- WELL, YES,
I SUPPOSE, SURE HERE.
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- [crying]
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- KNOCK IT OFF.
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[laughing]
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- OH, DADDY, THANK GOD.
I THOUGHT YOU DROPPED F. SCOTT.
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- CAROL,
I HAVE NEVER DROPPED SCOTTY.
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HE WRIGGLED FREE ONCE
DURING HIS BATH.
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- MEN.
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CHARLEY'S FATHER
USED TO DROP HIM SO OFTEN,
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IT STOPPED BEING FUNNY.
[laughing]
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- THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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- UH, PLEASE, PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
- THANK YOU.
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- SO CHARLEY, HAS YOU MOM
MET PATTY YET?
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- OH, NO, THE PATTSTER'S
STILL IN TAMPA.
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SHE WANTED TO GIVE HER FOLKS
THE GOOD NEWS IN PERSON.
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GEE, MOM,
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE
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TO SHARE
THE HAPPIEST DAY IN MY LIFE.
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- OF COURSE YOU ARE.
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NOW, HARRY...
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ARE YOU, UH, SEEING ANYONE?
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- OH, YES, YES, SEVERAL PEOPLE.
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OH, BOY, DANCE CARD IS FULL.
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[doorbell ringing]
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- HI, HARRY. REMEMBER ME?
FRED DIETZ. MY BOY OVER HERE?
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- YEAH, SURE, FRED.
COME ON IN.
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- DAD!
- HEY.
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- I DIDN'T THINK
YOU WERE GONNA MAKE IT!
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- HE-HEY. ARE YOU KIDDING?
MISS THE BACHELOR PARTY?
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- ACTUALLY,
THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ONE.
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- NO BACHELOR PARTY?
WHY GET MARRIED?
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- MAYBE CHARLES IS IN LOVE,
FRED.
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- AW, IS SHE HERE?
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- YES, SHE'S HERE.
HE'S HER SON, TOO.
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AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
HARRY HAS GENEROUSLY OFFERED
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TO THROW THE KIDS
A HUGE ENGAGEMENT BASH.
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- THANKS, HARRY.
I'D OFFER TO CHIP IN,
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BUT THINGS
HAVE BEEN A LITTLE TIGHT
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SINCE MY DIVORCE FROM
"THE GREAT EMASCULATOR."
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- WELL, NO, I UNDERSTAND.
- LISTEN, URSULA...
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I HATE TO BRING THIS UP, BUT
ABOUT THIS MONTH'S ALIMONY--
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- YOU'LL GET IT.
THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL.
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NOW GET OFF MY BACK.
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- HEY, BLOCKHEAD, THE MEATBALLS
ARE A LOT LESS CRUNCHY
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00:11:08,997 --> 00:11:10,793
WHEN YOU TAKE OUT
THE TOOTHPICKS.
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CAROL, WHAT'S THIS?
- ANGEL HAIR.
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- WELL, TELL ANGEL
TO PUT ON A HAIRNET.
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[laughs]
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- CHARLEY, CHARLEY, WHEN I SAID
YOU COULD INVITE A FEW PEOPLE,
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I MEANT A FEW.
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- HEY, CHARLEY...
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WHERE'S THIS FIANCEE
OF YOURS?
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OR HAVEN'T YOU INFLATED HER YET?
[laughs]
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HEY, SAILOR. ALL HANDS ON ME.
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- GO AHEAD, DOCTOR.
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I KNOW STUFFED MUSHROOMS
IS YOUR FAVORITE.
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- THANKS, LAVERNE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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- 'CAUSE THEY'RE
MY FAVORITE, TOO.
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- LAVERNE, YOU ARE REALLY
STARTING TO ANNOY ME.
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NOW, WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY.
THAT'S IT.
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- ANYONE CARE
FOR A SMOKED OYSTER?
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- NO, THANKS.
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- YEAH,
THEY MAKE US QUEASY.
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- THEY MAKE YOU BOTH QUEASY?
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- NO, THEY MAKE HER QUEASY.
I HAPPEN TO LOVE 'EM.
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- UH-HUH.
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00:12:18,588 --> 00:12:20,403
- I'M JUST FULL.
226
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- UH-HUH.
227
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,410
- MM-HMM.
228
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,202
DELICIOUS.
229
00:12:49,337 --> 00:12:51,300
I HATE YOU, LAVERNE.
230
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[doorbell ringing]
231
00:12:55,023 --> 00:12:57,376
- HI, HON. HOW WAS TAMPA?
232
00:12:57,411 --> 00:12:59,879
- OH, IT WAS OKAY--
- HEY, EVERYBODY.
233
00:12:59,914 --> 00:13:03,398
I WANT YOU TO MEET PATTY OLSEN,
THE FUTURE MRS. CHARLEY DIETZ.
234
00:13:08,117 --> 00:13:10,250
OH, PATTY,
THESE ARE MY PARENTS.
235
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,007
- HI!
NICE TO MEET YOU.
236
00:13:14,058 --> 00:13:15,913
COULD YOU EXCUSE US A MINUTE?
237
00:13:17,409 --> 00:13:19,765
- I DON'T GET IT.
SHE SEEMS SO...NORMAL.
238
00:13:19,801 --> 00:13:21,829
- 41 YEARS AGO,
SO DID YOU.
239
00:13:27,175 --> 00:13:30,042
- OH, I MISSED YOU.
- [chuckles]
240
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,826
GOSH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
241
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:35,365
- SILLY, YOU SAY,
"I MISSED YOU MORE."
242
00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:39,051
- CHARLEY, WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO BE SUCH A SWEET GUY?
243
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,769
- YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
244
00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:42,224
WHO'S EVER CALLED ME SWEET.
245
00:13:43,124 --> 00:13:44,557
HON, IS SOMETHING WRONG?
246
00:13:44,592 --> 00:13:46,910
- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
247
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:48,821
WELL, MAYBE.
248
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:50,154
UM...
249
00:13:50,323 --> 00:13:51,995
YOU SEE, CHARLEY,
WHEN I WAS BACK HOME,
250
00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:53,818
I SORT OF RAN INTO SOMEONE.
251
00:13:54,526 --> 00:13:56,499
- AND YOU'RE AFRAID
THAT THIS LITTLE ACCIDENT
252
00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:58,528
MIGHT AFFECT
OUR CAR INSURANCE?
253
00:14:03,535 --> 00:14:05,469
DON'T WORRY.
I DON'T HAVE ANY.
254
00:14:06,772 --> 00:14:09,313
- NO, NO, NO, CHARLEY,
LISTEN, YOU SEE...
255
00:14:09,942 --> 00:14:12,676
DWAYNE AND I USED TO DATE
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
256
00:14:12,711 --> 00:14:13,910
- DWAYNE?
257
00:14:13,946 --> 00:14:16,345
- YEAH,
AND HE'S DIVORCED NOW.
258
00:14:16,378 --> 00:14:17,655
AND WELL...
259
00:14:18,868 --> 00:14:21,485
I THINK I STILL
HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM.
260
00:14:24,055 --> 00:14:25,655
- BUT IF YOU HAVE FEELINGS
FOR HIM,
261
00:14:25,691 --> 00:14:27,452
THEN WHY
ARE YOU MARRYING ME?
262
00:14:30,195 --> 00:14:31,396
OH.
263
00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:43,617
[knock at door]
- CHARLEY, COME ON. COME ON OUT.
264
00:14:46,956 --> 00:14:48,232
CHARLEY?
265
00:15:00,503 --> 00:15:02,336
- I LOST HER, HARRY.
266
00:15:02,371 --> 00:15:04,304
THE WOMAN I LOVE DUMPED ME.
267
00:15:04,785 --> 00:15:06,795
- I'M SORRY, CHARLES.
268
00:15:07,209 --> 00:15:09,493
- I'VE NEVER BEEN
SO HUMILIATED.
269
00:15:09,957 --> 00:15:11,745
EXCEPT FOR THE TIME
OUR DRIER BROKE
270
00:15:11,781 --> 00:15:14,022
AND MOM MADE ME WEAR
CULOTTES TO SCHOOL.
271
00:15:16,523 --> 00:15:18,377
- CHARLEY,
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
272
00:15:18,954 --> 00:15:21,139
THEY ONLY THING YOU DID WRONG,
MAYBE, WAS...
273
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,944
LOVE A LITTLE TOO MUCH...
274
00:15:23,359 --> 00:15:24,792
A LITTLE TOO FAST.
275
00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:27,378
- OH, GREAT. PATTY TOLD YOU
ABOUT THAT, TOO?
276
00:15:31,899 --> 00:15:35,956
- CHARLEY, I HATE TO SEE YOU
IN SO MUCH PAIN AND--
277
00:15:36,198 --> 00:15:39,435
AND THE ONLY CURE I KNOW OF
FOR A BROKEN HEART IS TIME.
278
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,735
COME ON, PAL.
COME ON.
279
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:44,705
EVENTUALLY, THE HURT
IS JUST GONNA FADE AWAY.
280
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:46,373
- YEAH, I GUESS.
281
00:15:46,408 --> 00:15:48,742
I JUST WISH MY PARENTS
WOULD'VE BEEN MORE SUPPORTIVE.
282
00:15:48,777 --> 00:15:50,010
THEY DIDN'T REACT AT ALL.
283
00:15:50,045 --> 00:15:51,501
THEY JUST KEPT EATING.
284
00:15:52,771 --> 00:15:55,508
- WELL, YOUR DAD...
LOOKED UP FROM HIS PLATE.
285
00:15:56,819 --> 00:15:58,685
- IT'S LIKE THEY DIDN'T CARE.
286
00:15:58,721 --> 00:16:00,413
OR THEY WEREN'T SURPRISED.
287
00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:02,828
THEY MUST THINK I'M A LOSER.
288
00:16:02,992 --> 00:16:05,329
- CHARLEY, CHARLEY, CHARLEY,
COME HERE, COME HERE, LISTEN,
289
00:16:05,377 --> 00:16:06,821
THE IMPORTANT THING IS...
290
00:16:09,798 --> 00:16:11,868
HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOURSELF.
291
00:16:14,036 --> 00:16:18,429
- I FEEL LIKE A LOSER.
- OH, CHARLIE. OH.
292
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,737
- I HEARD
THERE WAS ANOTHER MAN.
293
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:28,543
BUT YOU, HARRY?
294
00:16:34,189 --> 00:16:36,223
- MA--MAMA--
MA--MAMA,
295
00:16:36,258 --> 00:16:39,860
IT IS REAL SWEET OF YOU TO
CALL ME ON MY BIRTHDAY, BUT...
296
00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:43,259
DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THE
SAME CONVERSATION EVERY YEAR?
297
00:16:44,649 --> 00:16:47,638
YES, YES, I KNOW
I WAS A DIFFICULT BIRTH.
298
00:16:49,861 --> 00:16:51,938
YES, I KNOW
I HAD A BIG OL' HEAD.
299
00:16:53,942 --> 00:16:55,801
YES, I OWE YOU A LOT, MAMA.
300
00:16:56,544 --> 00:16:58,771
I SHOULD BE THE ONE
SENDING YOU A GIFT.
301
00:17:00,215 --> 00:17:02,115
MAMA, THANKS FOR THINKIN'
OF ME, NOW.
302
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:03,314
BYE-BYE.
303
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:06,899
- LAVERNE,
YOU'VE CONVINCED ME.
304
00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:09,630
SO, I GOT YOU A PRESENT
I KNOW YOU'LL LIKE
305
00:17:09,668 --> 00:17:12,729
BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING
I WOULD PICK OUT FOR MYSELF.
306
00:17:13,228 --> 00:17:16,361
- OH, DOCTOR,
YOU SHOULDN'T OF.
307
00:17:17,066 --> 00:17:19,468
BUT I KNEW YOU WOULD,
SO I GOT YOU SOMETHIN' TOO.
308
00:17:20,528 --> 00:17:22,059
- GEE, WHAT A SURPRISE.
309
00:17:32,748 --> 00:17:34,046
- MY, MY.
310
00:17:42,658 --> 00:17:44,465
IT'S SO YOU.
311
00:17:45,661 --> 00:17:47,667
- WHICH MUST MEAN IT'S YOU,
TOO.
312
00:17:49,832 --> 00:17:51,886
- YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
- GOOD.
313
00:17:51,941 --> 00:17:54,605
I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER PEEP
ABOUT US BEING TWINS.
314
00:17:55,089 --> 00:17:56,203
NOW...
315
00:17:57,253 --> 00:17:58,730
HERE'S YOUR REAL PRESENT.
316
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,678
- YOU OL' SOFTIE.
- YEAH.
317
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,321
- HI, DADDY.
- HEY, SWEETHEART. HOW ARE YOU?
318
00:18:14,356 --> 00:18:17,791
OH, YOU MADE BLUEBERRY SCONES.
- AH, THEY'RE FOR CHARLEY.
319
00:18:17,826 --> 00:18:20,460
I THOUGHT HE COULD USE
A "WE CARE" PACKAGE.
320
00:18:20,496 --> 00:18:24,411
- CAROL, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D EVER SEE
YOU HAVE COMPASSION FOR CHARLEY.
321
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,530
- I KNOW.
IT'S DISGUSTING.
322
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:30,968
I USED TO LOVE TO WATCH
THE IMBECILE SUFFER.
323
00:18:32,483 --> 00:18:34,743
MOTHERHOOD'S ROBBED ME
OF MY EDGE.
324
00:18:37,546 --> 00:18:39,746
- HI, HARRY. YOU ALWAYS GET HOME
FROM WORK THIS LATE?
325
00:18:39,782 --> 00:18:42,102
- WELL, THE CLINIC WAS
SO JAMMED, ALL--
326
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,340
FRED,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
327
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,058
I THOUGHT YOU HEADED BACK HOME
THIS MORNING.
328
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:47,574
- I GOT ONE OF THOSE
BARGAIN FARES.
329
00:18:47,621 --> 00:18:49,151
I HAVE TO STAY OVER
TILL MONDAY.
330
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:55,141
- HI, HARRY, SORRY TO DISTURB
YOU, BUT I NEED YOUR OPINION.
331
00:18:55,181 --> 00:18:56,501
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?
332
00:18:56,531 --> 00:18:57,719
- I'D ASK YOU THE SAME THING
333
00:18:57,758 --> 00:18:59,599
IF IT WASN'T SO OBVIOUS,
HARRY-LOVER.
334
00:18:59,635 --> 00:19:00,642
- OH, PLEASE.
335
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,426
ALL RIGHT, STOP, NOW,
THE TWO OF YOU. PLEASE.
336
00:19:02,471 --> 00:19:04,337
URSULA HOW'S--
HOW'S CHARLEY DOING?
337
00:19:04,373 --> 00:19:06,605
- WELL,
IT'S DIFFICULT TO SAY...
338
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,930
I WAS OUT SHOPPING
MOST THE DAY.
339
00:19:10,365 --> 00:19:11,669
BE HONEST, HARRY.
340
00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:13,490
TOO REVEALING
FOR A WOMAN MY AGE?
341
00:19:14,443 --> 00:19:17,273
- I--I--I DON'T KNOW.
LISTEN.
342
00:19:17,613 --> 00:19:19,713
DOESN'T EITHER ONE OF YOU
CARE THAT YOUR SON
343
00:19:19,748 --> 00:19:21,982
IS GOING THROUGH A VERY
DIFFICULT TIME RIGHT NOW?
344
00:19:22,017 --> 00:19:25,259
- GEEZ, HARRY,
I DO FEEL BAD FOR, UH, CHARLEY.
345
00:19:26,956 --> 00:19:28,385
- HARRY'S RIGHT, FRED.
346
00:19:28,425 --> 00:19:30,657
WE REALLY SHOULD TALK
TO THE BOY.
347
00:19:30,693 --> 00:19:32,436
I MEAN,
HOW LONG COULD IT TAKE?
348
00:19:33,429 --> 00:19:34,928
- WELL, IT'S NOT GONNA BE
EASY FOR ME.
349
00:19:34,964 --> 00:19:36,797
I'VE NEVER BEEN
THE TOUCHY-FEELY TYPE.
350
00:19:37,085 --> 00:19:39,082
- OR THE TOUCHY-WIFEY TYPE.
351
00:19:45,574 --> 00:19:47,641
[doorbell ringing]
352
00:19:47,676 --> 00:19:48,809
- COME IN.
353
00:19:48,844 --> 00:19:53,280
- HI, CHARLES.
- MOM, DAD.
354
00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:56,571
- HI, SON, HOW'RE YOU DOIN'?
355
00:19:56,852 --> 00:19:58,218
- NEVER BETTER.
356
00:19:58,253 --> 00:20:01,054
- LOOK, CHARLEY, I KNOW
WE SHOULD'VE SAID THIS SOONER,
357
00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:03,390
BUT YOUR MOM AND I FEEL TERRIBLE
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
358
00:20:03,425 --> 00:20:04,825
- OH, YES, SON.
359
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:07,594
THAT LITTLE PIE-PUSHER
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE LOST.
360
00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,496
YOU'RE FAR TOO GOOD FOR HER.
361
00:20:09,531 --> 00:20:12,299
- YOU'RE JUST SAYIN' THAT
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY PARENTS.
362
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:14,333
- HE'S GOT US THERE.
- YEAH.
363
00:20:15,938 --> 00:20:17,904
- AND I SUPPOSE
HARRY SENT YOU OVER HERE.
364
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,525
- HE'S GOT US AGAIN.
365
00:20:20,409 --> 00:20:21,975
- CHARLEY, IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHO SENT US.
366
00:20:22,011 --> 00:20:23,744
WE'RE HERE 'CAUSE WE WANT YOU
TO FEEL BETTER.
367
00:20:23,779 --> 00:20:25,712
- REALLY?
- OF COURSE.
368
00:20:25,748 --> 00:20:27,781
SO INSTEAD OF MOPING AROUND
ABOUT WHAT YOU LOST,
369
00:20:27,816 --> 00:20:29,650
WHY DON'T YOU TRY FOCUSING ON
370
00:20:29,685 --> 00:20:31,485
THE GOOD TIMES YOU HAD
WITH THE GIRL?
371
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,354
- FRED, HOW ATYPICALLY SAGE
OF YOU.
372
00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:36,892
- THAT'S WHAT I DO
WHEN I'M...MISSING YOU.
373
00:20:37,207 --> 00:20:38,734
- FRED!
374
00:20:39,628 --> 00:20:41,094
- DAD,
YOU STILL THINK ABOUT MOM?
375
00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:44,368
- WE SPENT 41 YEARS TOGETHER.
WE HAD A FEW GOOD MOMENTS.
376
00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:46,533
- GEE, ALL I REMEMBER
IS YOU GUYS FIGHTING.
377
00:20:46,568 --> 00:20:49,002
- YEAH, BUT AFTER EACH FIGHT,
WE USUALLY MADE UP.
378
00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:50,704
- UNTIL OUR SOCKS CAME OFF.
379
00:20:50,739 --> 00:20:51,838
- GOD, I'VE MISSED YOU.
380
00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:53,540
- I MISSED YOU MORE.
- DID NOT.
381
00:20:53,575 --> 00:20:55,242
- DID TOO.
- DO NOT.
382
00:20:55,277 --> 00:20:58,512
- DO TOO. DO TOO.
[laughing]
383
00:20:58,547 --> 00:21:00,357
- MOM. DAD.
384
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:07,215
GUYS? WHEN YOU'RE DONE,
CAN I HAVE A HUG?
385
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,559
HEY, HARRY.
386
00:21:12,594 --> 00:21:14,528
- CHARLEY. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
AROUND FOR A WHILE.
387
00:21:14,563 --> 00:21:16,500
- MISSED ME?
- THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
388
00:21:18,849 --> 00:21:21,601
YOU FEELING ANY BETTER?
- LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.
389
00:21:21,637 --> 00:21:23,927
YEAH, MY FOLKS AND I,
WE HAD A GREAT TALK
390
00:21:23,959 --> 00:21:25,906
AND THEN THEY KICKED ME
OUT OF THE HOUSE.
391
00:21:25,941 --> 00:21:27,887
IT'S LIKE WE'RE A FAMILY AGAIN.
392
00:21:28,629 --> 00:21:29,828
- I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU.
393
00:21:29,857 --> 00:21:31,005
- YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BETTER?
394
00:21:31,044 --> 00:21:32,419
THEY'RE GETTING REMARRIED.
395
00:21:33,215 --> 00:21:34,610
- YOU'RE KIDDING.
396
00:21:34,755 --> 00:21:36,150
THEY SEEM SO...
397
00:21:36,485 --> 00:21:38,297
WRONG FOR EACH OTHER.
398
00:21:39,221 --> 00:21:41,487
- HOW WRONG COULD THEY BE?
THEY MADE ME.
399
00:21:42,174 --> 00:21:44,134
- EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
400
00:21:44,626 --> 00:21:45,720
- YOU KNOW,
IT'S FUNNY, HARRY.
401
00:21:45,753 --> 00:21:47,118
IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR PATTY
DUMPING ME,
402
00:21:47,157 --> 00:21:48,701
MY FOLKS WOULD'VE NEVER
GOT BACK TOGETHER.
403
00:21:48,746 --> 00:21:50,656
- YEAH, STRANGE
HOW THINGS WORK, HUH?
404
00:21:50,879 --> 00:21:52,438
SO, YOU ARE FEELING BETTER,
HUH?
405
00:21:52,466 --> 00:21:53,691
YOU'RE--YOU'RE OVER PATTY?
406
00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:55,140
- HEY, THAT'S A THING
OF THE PAST.
407
00:21:55,187 --> 00:21:56,695
YOU KNOW ME, HARRY.
I NEVER LOOK BACK.
408
00:21:56,739 --> 00:21:57,838
- THERE YOU GO.
- DADDY,
409
00:21:57,873 --> 00:21:59,680
IS MY MINCEMEAT
PIE READY YET?
410
00:22:00,576 --> 00:22:01,711
- PIE...
411
00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:03,207
MINCEMEAT...
412
00:22:03,345 --> 00:22:05,545
PATTY.
[crying]
413
00:22:05,581 --> 00:22:08,982
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
414
00:22:25,068 --> 00:22:27,566
- HEY, DAD.
HOW'S NIAGARA FALLS?
415
00:22:27,904 --> 00:22:29,708
WELL,
HOW'S THE HONEYMOON GOING?
416
00:22:35,011 --> 00:22:36,855
NOT SO GOOD, HUH?
417
00:22:38,414 --> 00:22:40,994
MOM.
WHAT'S--WHAT'S WRONG?
418
00:22:41,117 --> 00:22:43,284
- IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
HARRY HOME?
419
00:22:43,787 --> 00:22:45,557
HARRY? HARRY?
420
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:47,225
OH.
421
00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:48,921
HARRY, I'M--
422
00:22:48,971 --> 00:22:53,521
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