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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,555 --> 00:00:03,195 - HERE THEY COME. - DON'T HOLLER TOO LOUD. 2 00:00:03,227 --> 00:00:04,960 WE DON'T WANNA SCARE THE YOUNG'UN. 3 00:00:04,995 --> 00:00:07,299 - I'M NOT SURE HOW TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO THE BABY. 4 00:00:07,328 --> 00:00:08,961 MR. DIETZ OR UNCLE CHARLEY. 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,668 - HOW ABOUT UNCLE YUTZ? 6 00:00:14,172 --> 00:00:15,481 - SURPRISE! 7 00:00:15,531 --> 00:00:16,980 - WELCOME HOME. 8 00:00:17,112 --> 00:00:19,341 - OH, WHAT A NICE GREETING. 9 00:00:19,393 --> 00:00:21,709 - OH, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE GOODS. 10 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:25,184 SO, THIS IS SCOTTY WESTON. 11 00:00:25,224 --> 00:00:26,710 - F. SCOTTY. 12 00:00:26,748 --> 00:00:29,819 HE WAS NAMED AFTER MY FAVORITE WRITER F. SCOTT FITZGERALD. 13 00:00:29,854 --> 00:00:30,987 - THE KID'S LUCKY. 14 00:00:31,022 --> 00:00:33,594 HE WAS ALMOST DOSTOYEVSKY WESTON. 15 00:00:35,288 --> 00:00:37,031 - UH, CAN I HOLD HIM, CAROL? 16 00:00:37,529 --> 00:00:38,824 - WELL, OKAY. 17 00:00:38,849 --> 00:00:41,425 - YOU GONNA GET ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE IF I DROP HIM? 18 00:00:42,367 --> 00:00:44,630 - MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME. 19 00:00:44,695 --> 00:00:47,529 - WHY, YOU ARE JUST CUTER THAN SPRING LAMB 20 00:00:47,564 --> 00:00:49,197 WITH A MOUTH FULL OF DANDELIONS, 21 00:00:49,233 --> 00:00:50,370 AIN'T HE, SOPHIA? 22 00:00:50,415 --> 00:00:52,234 - I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT. 23 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:56,430 - OH, AND A HAPPY LITTLE FELLOW. 24 00:00:56,465 --> 00:00:58,065 YOU JUST AS HAPPY AS A MOSQUITO 25 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,443 AT A NUDIST CAMP, AIN'T YOU, HONEY PIE? 26 00:01:01,336 --> 00:01:03,336 - YEAH, LIKE A SARSAPARILLA SALESMAN 27 00:01:03,372 --> 00:01:05,000 WHEN THE COTTON IS HIGH. 28 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,319 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT MEANS. 29 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:09,901 I JUST WANTED TO TRY ONE. 30 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:14,815 - THE NURSES WERE AMAZED AT HOW GOOD HE WAS. 31 00:01:14,850 --> 00:01:16,016 - THAT'S TRUE. THEY SAID IT WAS 32 00:01:16,051 --> 00:01:17,350 THE FIRST CASE THEY REMEMBERED 33 00:01:17,386 --> 00:01:19,838 WHERE THE MOTHER CRIED MORE THAN THE BABY. 34 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:24,157 - I WAS GOING THROUGH A LITTLE POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION. 35 00:01:24,193 --> 00:01:26,163 - I HAD THE SAME THING WHEN DOROTHY WAS BORN. 36 00:01:26,762 --> 00:01:28,480 THEY SAY IT'LL PASS. 37 00:01:33,936 --> 00:01:37,404 - LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE 38 00:02:30,187 --> 00:02:31,586 - HE'S SLEEPING. 39 00:02:31,679 --> 00:02:34,248 DADDY, THAT IS THE BEST BABY. 40 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:35,881 - NATURALLY, HE'S A WESTON. 41 00:02:36,041 --> 00:02:37,574 - I'M SERIOUS. YOU KNOW, HE PRACTICALLY 42 00:02:37,609 --> 00:02:38,742 SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT. 43 00:02:38,777 --> 00:02:40,210 YOU'RE GONNA THINK THIS IS NEUROTIC, 44 00:02:40,245 --> 00:02:41,778 BUT I WENT IN THERE EVERY HALF HOUR 45 00:02:41,814 --> 00:02:42,980 TO CHECK ON HIM. 46 00:02:47,172 --> 00:02:48,867 - THAT IS NEUROTIC, DEAR. 47 00:02:49,868 --> 00:02:51,825 I ONLY WENT IN EVERY HOUR. 48 00:02:53,132 --> 00:02:55,667 - [gasping] OH, SCOTTY'S UP. 49 00:02:55,861 --> 00:02:57,294 - WAIT. WHAT? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 50 00:02:57,329 --> 00:02:58,407 - YOU'RE NOT A MOTHER. 51 00:02:58,446 --> 00:02:59,730 A MOTHER KNOWS THESE THINGS. 52 00:02:59,765 --> 00:03:01,819 IT'S LIKE EMOTIONAL RADAR. 53 00:03:02,093 --> 00:03:04,568 WHOOPS, HE JUST BLIPPED. I'D BETTER CHANGE HIM. 54 00:03:06,905 --> 00:03:09,019 - LET'S GO, DREYF. TIME FOR YOUR... 55 00:03:09,661 --> 00:03:11,777 WHAT IS THIS? LOW-FAT, HIGH-FIBER 56 00:03:11,996 --> 00:03:14,235 VEGETARIAN DOG FOOD. 57 00:03:27,712 --> 00:03:30,064 ALL RIGHT. NO DESSERT FOR YOU. 58 00:03:33,351 --> 00:03:34,817 WHERE'S THE BABY? - HE'S SLEEPING. 59 00:03:34,853 --> 00:03:36,252 I GUESS MY RADAR'S OFF. 60 00:03:36,287 --> 00:03:38,287 - WELL, WHEN HE WANTS YOU, DEAR, HE'LL CRY. 61 00:03:38,323 --> 00:03:41,384 - OH, AND WHAT A SWEET CRY HE HAS. 62 00:03:41,423 --> 00:03:43,690 IT'S NOT THAT RAUCOUS GRATING SOUND 63 00:03:43,725 --> 00:03:44,858 THAT MOST BABIES MAKE IT. 64 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:47,160 IT'S--IT'S GENTLE AND MELLIFLUOUS 65 00:03:47,195 --> 00:03:49,197 AS IF HE WAS TRYING TO BE POLITE. 66 00:03:52,367 --> 00:03:54,413 - CAROL, BABIES ARE NOT BORN WITH GOOD MANNERS. 67 00:03:54,453 --> 00:03:55,585 BELIEVE ME. 68 00:03:55,609 --> 00:03:58,532 AT BIRTH, YOU COULDN'T TELL EMILY POST FROM HOWARD STERN. 69 00:03:59,946 --> 00:04:00,974 - MAYBE SO, 70 00:04:01,009 --> 00:04:03,977 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL ABOUT THIS BABY. 71 00:04:04,012 --> 00:04:05,551 I MEAN, THE WAY HE SEEMS SO ALERT 72 00:04:05,582 --> 00:04:08,315 AS IF HE WERE TAKING IN HIS SURROUNDINGS. 73 00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:10,550 NEWBORNS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT. 74 00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:12,919 - WELL, YEAH, THAT IS A LITTLE UNUSUAL. 75 00:04:12,955 --> 00:04:15,671 - AND YOU SHOULD SEE HOW NEAT HE KEEPS HIS CRIB. 76 00:04:19,127 --> 00:04:22,562 - WELL, YOU CALL ME WHEN HE LEAVES A MINT ON THE PILLOW. 77 00:04:24,433 --> 00:04:27,701 SWEETHEART, ALL NEW PARENTS THINK THAT THEIR BABY 78 00:04:27,736 --> 00:04:30,903 IS THE MOST SPECIAL WONDERFUL CHILD IN THE WORLD. 79 00:04:30,955 --> 00:04:33,073 IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU COULD BE OBJECTIVE ABOUT. 80 00:04:33,389 --> 00:04:35,241 - AND IS THAT HOW YOU FELT, DADDY? 81 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,576 THAT I WAS THE MOST SPECIAL, 82 00:04:37,616 --> 00:04:40,610 WONDERFUL CHILD IN ALL THE WORLD? 83 00:04:47,227 --> 00:04:49,415 - IT'S NOT SOMETHING I CAN BE OBJECTIVE ABOUT. 84 00:04:57,451 --> 00:04:59,432 GOOD MORNING, MAXINE. 85 00:04:59,472 --> 00:05:00,530 - HARRY. 86 00:05:02,096 --> 00:05:03,254 WELL? 87 00:05:03,898 --> 00:05:05,119 - WELL, WHAT? 88 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,472 - HOW'S THE BABY? 89 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,708 - OH, FINE. 90 00:05:07,909 --> 00:05:09,542 - THAT'S IT? JUST FINE? 91 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:11,777 AREN'T YOU GONNA BORE ME WITH ALL THE BRILLIANT 92 00:05:11,813 --> 00:05:14,044 AND ADORABLE THINGS HE DID LAST NIGHT? 93 00:05:16,178 --> 00:05:17,736 - MAXINE, HE'S A BABY. 94 00:05:17,771 --> 00:05:20,501 HE ATE, HE SLEPT, HE FILLED HIS DIAPER. 95 00:05:22,242 --> 00:05:23,708 OF COURSE, CAROL WOULD LIKE TO THINK 96 00:05:23,744 --> 00:05:25,177 THAT HE SHOWERED, SHINED HIS SHOES 97 00:05:25,212 --> 00:05:26,447 AND CAUGHT THE BUS TO WORK. 98 00:05:28,382 --> 00:05:29,748 - OH, I'M SORRY. 99 00:05:29,783 --> 00:05:31,047 I DIDN'T REALIZE. 100 00:05:31,482 --> 00:05:32,584 - DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT? 101 00:05:32,619 --> 00:05:34,052 - OH, IT'S OKAY, HARRY. 102 00:05:34,087 --> 00:05:37,425 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING AN AVERAGE GRANDCHILD. 103 00:05:38,192 --> 00:05:40,572 SOME KIDS ARE JUST DIM. 104 00:05:43,230 --> 00:05:45,140 - WAIT A MINUTE HERE. WAIT A-- 105 00:05:45,171 --> 00:05:46,731 I DIDN'T SAY HE WAS DIM. 106 00:05:46,767 --> 00:05:48,967 I JUST DON'T WANNA BE ONE OF THOSE TYPICAL 107 00:05:49,002 --> 00:05:50,202 BRAGGING GRANDFATHERS. 108 00:05:50,237 --> 00:05:53,238 EVEN THOUGH SCOTTY HAS INDEED SHOWN SIGNS 109 00:05:53,273 --> 00:05:55,307 OF BEING A RATHER EXTRAORDINARY BABY. 110 00:05:55,342 --> 00:05:57,584 - IS HE CROWIN' ABOUT THAT KID ALREADY? 111 00:05:58,612 --> 00:06:00,179 - I'M--I'M NOT CROWING. 112 00:06:00,238 --> 00:06:01,847 - HE'S GIVEN ME SOME NONSENSE 113 00:06:01,882 --> 00:06:04,263 ABOUT SCOTTY SHINING HIS OWN SHOES. 114 00:06:04,484 --> 00:06:06,017 - I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 115 00:06:06,053 --> 00:06:08,220 - IF YOU GONNA MAKE UP TALL TALES ON THAT YOUNG'UN, 116 00:06:08,255 --> 00:06:10,017 AT LEAST MAKE 'EM BELIEVABLE. 117 00:06:10,324 --> 00:06:12,300 - ALL RIGHT, I GIVE UP. 118 00:06:13,066 --> 00:06:14,928 BUT, FOR YOUR INFORMATION... 119 00:06:15,863 --> 00:06:18,776 HE KEEPS A VERY NEAT CRIB. 120 00:06:24,964 --> 00:06:27,685 - IS THERE ANYTHING MORE FUN THAN PULLING HIS CHAIN? 121 00:06:29,209 --> 00:06:32,116 - HE'S EASIER TO REEL IN THAN A DEAD BASS. 122 00:06:34,014 --> 00:06:36,615 HEY, YOU WANNA GO IN WITH ME FOR A GIFT FOR THE BABY? 123 00:06:36,650 --> 00:06:38,016 - DO I GET TO PICK IT OUT? 124 00:06:38,051 --> 00:06:39,517 - I DON'T KNOW. WHAT WOULD YOU PICK? 125 00:06:39,553 --> 00:06:41,686 - MAYBE A PLAYPEN OR A STROLLER. 126 00:06:41,722 --> 00:06:43,524 - NO GOOD. THEM'S BABY THINGS. 127 00:06:44,814 --> 00:06:46,902 - MY GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING? 128 00:06:48,662 --> 00:06:50,829 I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 129 00:06:50,864 --> 00:06:52,299 - OF COURSE I DO. 130 00:06:52,419 --> 00:06:54,348 I WANNA GIVE THAT BOY SOMETHING THAT'LL LAST 131 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,317 SO YEARS ON DOWN THE ROAD HE'LL LOOK AT IT AND THINK: 132 00:06:56,357 --> 00:06:58,338 DR. DOUGLAS AND LAVERNE. 133 00:06:58,889 --> 00:07:01,757 - HOW 'BOUT A TATTOO WITH OUR NAMES ON IT? 134 00:07:04,217 --> 00:07:05,977 - IT WORKS FOR ME. 135 00:07:10,752 --> 00:07:12,651 - YOU THINK THAT'S SOMETHING? 136 00:07:12,686 --> 00:07:16,600 MY GRANDSON WAS TAKING SOLID FOOD AT TEN WEEKS 137 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:19,297 AND COULD SIT UP AT TWO AND A HALF MONTHS. 138 00:07:21,921 --> 00:07:24,492 - YEAH? WELL, MINE CRIES POLITELY. 139 00:07:26,397 --> 00:07:28,333 - HE CRIES POLITELY? 140 00:07:28,368 --> 00:07:31,325 - ALL RIGHT. A SLIGHT EXAGGERATION, BUT BASED ON FACT. 141 00:07:31,357 --> 00:07:32,516 I MEAN, I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING 142 00:07:32,544 --> 00:07:34,589 THE WAY HE WAS CARRYING ON ABOUT HIS GRANDSON. 143 00:07:34,616 --> 00:07:36,113 [telephone ringing] 144 00:07:36,193 --> 00:07:39,110 BELIEVE ME, I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH SCOTTY JUST AS HE IS. 145 00:07:39,142 --> 00:07:40,813 AVERAGE, ORDINARY BABY... 146 00:07:40,948 --> 00:07:43,648 WHO HAPPENS TO BE A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN THAT'S GUY'S KID. 147 00:07:43,684 --> 00:07:45,090 - JUST A MINUTE. EXCUSE ME, DOCTOR. 148 00:07:45,129 --> 00:07:46,953 I HATE TO INTERRUPT, BUT CAROL'S ON THE LINE. 149 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:49,368 - HI, SWEETHEART. HOW'S SCOTTY? 150 00:07:50,457 --> 00:07:52,537 NO, DEAR. NO, DEAR. HE COULDN'T HAVE. 151 00:07:54,594 --> 00:07:56,993 BECAUSE HE'S A BABY, AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 152 00:07:58,959 --> 00:08:00,000 CAROL-- 153 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:01,994 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 154 00:08:02,026 --> 00:08:04,215 I'LL SEE IT FOR MYSELF WHEN I COME HOME. 155 00:08:11,409 --> 00:08:14,355 THE BABY'S... SINGING BEETHOVEN. 156 00:08:20,284 --> 00:08:21,967 OH, HI, SOPHIA. 157 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:23,485 - IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE. 158 00:08:23,521 --> 00:08:25,187 WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THIS BABY. 159 00:08:25,393 --> 00:08:28,120 - OH, CAROL TOLD YOU WHAT SHE THINKS THE BABY DID. 160 00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:30,840 - THINKS, NOTHING. I HEARD IT MYSELF. 161 00:08:32,171 --> 00:08:34,149 - WAIT, WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. 162 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:36,307 YOU HEARD SCOTTY SING BEETHOVEN? 163 00:08:36,342 --> 00:08:38,037 - I'M TELLING YOU, HARRY. IT'S WEIRD. 164 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:40,346 THIS IS ROSEMARY'S BABY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 165 00:08:42,507 --> 00:08:44,815 - NO, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CAROL'S BABY. 166 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:46,529 - THAT'S EVEN SCARIER. 167 00:08:47,353 --> 00:08:48,585 - WHERE IS CAROL? 168 00:08:48,621 --> 00:08:50,654 - IN THE OTHER ROOM WITH A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST. 169 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:52,262 - OH, GOD. 170 00:08:52,992 --> 00:08:54,925 - TAKE IT FROM ME. YOU DON'T NEED A PSYCHOLOGIST, 171 00:08:54,961 --> 00:08:56,928 YOU NEED THE GHOSTBUSTERS. 172 00:08:59,382 --> 00:09:00,631 - OH, DR. RUDNICK. 173 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,466 THIS IS MY FATHER, DR. HARRY WESTON. 174 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,034 - PLEASURE, DR. RUDNICK. - DR. WESTON. 175 00:09:04,070 --> 00:09:06,770 - DR. RUDNICK SPECIALIZES IN CHILD PRODIGIES. 176 00:09:06,806 --> 00:09:08,833 HE THINKS SCOTTY MAY BE A GENIUS. 177 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:12,120 - UH, CAROL, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 178 00:09:12,244 --> 00:09:15,062 WHAT I SAID IS THAT MANY GIFTED CHILDREN 179 00:09:15,101 --> 00:09:17,314 DISPLAY EXTRAORDINARY INTELLIGENCE 180 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:18,782 AT A VERY EARLY AGE. 181 00:09:18,818 --> 00:09:20,762 - CERTAINLY NOT AT ONE WEEK. 182 00:09:22,054 --> 00:09:25,382 - PEOPLE ARE BORN WITH INNATE TALENTS, DOCTOR. 183 00:09:25,591 --> 00:09:29,104 MOZART WAS WRITING SYMPHONIES AT THE AGE OF FIVE. 184 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:32,293 TRUE, THEY WERE LOUSY SYMPHONIES, BUT... 185 00:09:33,065 --> 00:09:36,967 ANYWAY, HOW MANY GENIUSES HAVE THERE BEEN IN YOUR FAMILY? 186 00:09:37,003 --> 00:09:38,426 - GENIUSES? 187 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:42,206 OH, WELL, IT'S SO HARD TO COME UP WITH AN EXACT NUMBER. 188 00:09:42,241 --> 00:09:45,085 I'D SAY, OH, ROUGHLY... 189 00:09:45,511 --> 00:09:47,082 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, DADDY? 190 00:09:54,684 --> 00:09:56,003 - ROUGHLY ZERO. 191 00:09:57,090 --> 00:09:58,789 - WHAT ABOUT THE FATHER'S FAMILY? 192 00:09:58,824 --> 00:10:00,430 - LESS THAN ZERO. 193 00:10:03,856 --> 00:10:05,028 - THAT'S ODD. 194 00:10:05,298 --> 00:10:07,208 THERE'S USUALLY SOME GENETIC LINK 195 00:10:07,247 --> 00:10:10,034 TO ANOTHER FAMILY MEMBER OF EXCEPTIONAL ABILITIES. 196 00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:13,937 - WELL...I DID PLAY PIANO AS A CHILD. 197 00:10:13,973 --> 00:10:15,205 - OH. 198 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:18,014 - YEAH, SEVEN YEARS OF LESSONS, 3,500 DOLLARS, 199 00:10:18,046 --> 00:10:20,559 SHE CAN PLAY THE HAPPY FARMER. 200 00:10:23,769 --> 00:10:26,281 - RIGHT. NO GENIUSES. 201 00:10:27,401 --> 00:10:29,457 - [crying] - OH, SCOTTY'S UP. 202 00:10:30,189 --> 00:10:32,122 - MAYBE WE'LL GET TO HEAR SOMETHING. 203 00:10:32,181 --> 00:10:34,358 - [rhythmic crying] 204 00:10:40,105 --> 00:10:41,538 - HE'S DOING IT! 205 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,340 MY BABY'S SINGING BEETHOVEN! 206 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:44,775 - MY GOD, HE IS. 207 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:45,943 - THAT'S PHENOMENAL. 208 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,145 - THAT'S... MY GRANDSON. 209 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:49,358 HEY! 210 00:10:57,006 --> 00:10:58,956 - DADDY, I THINK I MAY HAVE FOUND 211 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,358 SOMEONE IN THE FAMILY WHO WAS A MUSICAL GENIUS. 212 00:11:01,393 --> 00:11:02,526 - WHO WOULD THAT BE? 213 00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:04,228 - YOUR GREAT UNCLE MELVILLE. 214 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:05,462 LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF HIM 215 00:11:05,497 --> 00:11:08,031 SURROUNDED BY ALL THOSE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. 216 00:11:09,287 --> 00:11:10,500 - CAROL... 217 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:12,662 UNCLE MELVILLE OWNED A PAWN SHOP. 218 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,295 - OH. THEN WHAT ABOUT--? 219 00:11:16,334 --> 00:11:19,042 - SWEETHEART, PLEASE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEARCH FOR GENIUSES. 220 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,626 - BUT DR. RUDNICK SAYS IT USUALLY RUNS IN THE FAMILY. 221 00:11:21,666 --> 00:11:24,233 - BUT HE'S NOT EVEN SURE THAT SCOTTY IS A GENIUS. 222 00:11:24,269 --> 00:11:26,302 HE JUST COULD HAVE A PECULIAR WAY OF CRYING. 223 00:11:26,338 --> 00:11:28,772 - A PECULIAR WAY OF CRYING? 224 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,641 THAT'S LIKE SAYING BARYSHNIKOV HAS A FUNNY WALK. 225 00:11:34,699 --> 00:11:36,045 - MORNING, HARRY. 226 00:11:36,081 --> 00:11:37,548 WHERE'S LUCIFER? 227 00:11:39,818 --> 00:11:42,456 - SCOTTY IS IN THE LIVING ROOM. 228 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,191 - WHAT'S HE DOING? WORKING ON A NEW TUNE? 229 00:11:46,591 --> 00:11:48,955 - SOPHIA, HE'S AN ORDINARY BABY 230 00:11:48,994 --> 00:11:50,960 WHO HAS A PECULIAR WAY OF CRYING. 231 00:11:50,996 --> 00:11:54,564 - HA! THAT'S LIKE SAYING BARYSHNIKOV HAS A FUNNY WALK. 232 00:11:56,872 --> 00:11:57,985 - WHAT? 233 00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:01,067 - I WAS LISTENING AT THE DOOR. 234 00:12:03,441 --> 00:12:04,841 BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY 235 00:12:04,876 --> 00:12:06,876 BECAUSE I FIGURED OUT A WAY TO FIX EVERYTHING. 236 00:12:06,911 --> 00:12:08,478 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 237 00:12:08,513 --> 00:12:10,313 - AN EXORCISM. 238 00:12:12,017 --> 00:12:14,017 SATURDAY NIGHT AT SHADY PINES. 239 00:12:14,052 --> 00:12:16,691 PUNCH AND LIGHT REFRESHMENTS FOLLOWING THE CEREMONY. 240 00:12:17,857 --> 00:12:20,123 - SOPHIA, THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY EXORCISM. 241 00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:21,309 - HARRY, HAVE A HEART. 242 00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:23,436 WE'RE STARVED FOR ENTERTAINMENT DOWN THERE. 243 00:12:24,606 --> 00:12:25,728 - HELLO, SOPHIA. 244 00:12:25,764 --> 00:12:27,270 - HELLO, CAROL. 245 00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:30,081 HEY, SCOTTY, DON'T MAKE ANY PLANS FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. 246 00:12:31,036 --> 00:12:34,913 - SOPHIA, WHO DO YOU THINK SCOTTY LOOKS LIKE? 247 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,422 - UH, I'M THINKING DAMIEN. 248 00:12:39,866 --> 00:12:42,745 - WELL, WHEN HE WAS BORN HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE PATRICK, 249 00:12:42,781 --> 00:12:44,280 BUT NOW I'M NOT SURE. 250 00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:46,516 AND, DADDY, HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW MUCH WEIGHT HE'S GAINED? 251 00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:48,757 - CAROL, BABY'S GO THROUGH TREMENDOUS CHANGES 252 00:12:48,804 --> 00:12:49,886 AT THIS STAGE. 253 00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:51,154 IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. 254 00:12:51,189 --> 00:12:52,321 - HE'S RIGHT. 255 00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:53,588 DOROTHY CHANGED SO MUCH, 256 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,095 EVERYONE THOUGHT THE HOSPITAL HAD PULLED A SWITCH ON ME. 257 00:12:57,302 --> 00:12:58,745 BUT I KNEW BETTER. 258 00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:00,734 A MOTHER ALWAYS KNOWS. 259 00:13:01,399 --> 00:13:02,910 - OH, MY GOD. 260 00:13:03,886 --> 00:13:05,011 - WHAT? 261 00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:06,865 - A MOTHER ALWAYS KNOWS. 262 00:13:07,223 --> 00:13:09,288 WELL, THIS MOTHER DOESN'T ALWAYS KNOW. 263 00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:11,532 DADDY, I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF CONNECTION 264 00:13:11,563 --> 00:13:13,009 THAT SOPHIA'S TALKING ABOUT. 265 00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:14,744 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 266 00:13:14,779 --> 00:13:15,786 - THINK ABOUT IT. 267 00:13:15,818 --> 00:13:18,193 NO MUSICAL BACKGROUND, NO GENIUSES IN THE FAMILY, 268 00:13:18,243 --> 00:13:19,476 MY RADAR'S BEEN OFF. 269 00:13:19,527 --> 00:13:20,536 DON'T YOU SEE? 270 00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:22,518 THERE'S ONLY ONE POSSIBLE EXPLANATION. 271 00:13:22,554 --> 00:13:23,686 - WHAT? 272 00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:25,775 - THIS IS NOT MY BABY. 273 00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:30,739 - [grumbling] 274 00:13:36,085 --> 00:13:38,288 - I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHAT WE GOT THE BABY. 275 00:13:38,336 --> 00:13:39,428 - THE QUESTION IS: 276 00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:41,568 IS THE BABY GONNA LOVE WHAT WE BOUGHT THE BABY? 277 00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:42,763 - CAN'T HELP BUT, 278 00:13:42,818 --> 00:13:45,827 IT'S FUN, EDUCATIONAL, NON-TOXIC, DURABLE 279 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,319 AND WILL GROW WITH THE CHILD. 280 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,330 FEAST YOUR EYES, DOCTOR. 281 00:13:52,419 --> 00:13:53,930 - TOOLS? 282 00:13:54,388 --> 00:13:55,962 - NOT JUST TOOLS. 283 00:13:56,186 --> 00:13:59,552 A COMPLETE SET OF DROP FORGE NICKEL PLATED AUTOMOTIVE TOOLS 284 00:13:59,592 --> 00:14:02,214 IN STANDARD AND METRIC SIZES. 285 00:14:03,363 --> 00:14:06,676 - YOU BOUGHT A NEWBORN INFANT TOOLS? 286 00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:09,334 - IT IS THE PERFECT GIFT. 287 00:14:09,369 --> 00:14:11,903 RIGHT NOW IT'S JUST SHINY THINGS TO CATCH HIS ATTENTION, 288 00:14:11,939 --> 00:14:13,071 BUT BY THE TIME HE GROWS UP, 289 00:14:13,107 --> 00:14:14,985 THEY'LL BE LIKE SECOND NATURE TO HIM. 290 00:14:17,945 --> 00:14:19,580 - WELL, AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 291 00:14:19,627 --> 00:14:21,883 THAT SOMEBODY ELSE BOUGHT HIM THE SAME THING. 292 00:14:24,618 --> 00:14:27,252 UNLESS ONE OF THE PEP BOYS SHOWS UP. 293 00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:30,093 - GOOD MORNING. 294 00:14:30,424 --> 00:14:31,749 - GOOD MORNING, DOCTOR. 295 00:14:33,157 --> 00:14:34,459 - WHAT'S IN THE BOX? 296 00:14:34,495 --> 00:14:36,461 - NOTHIN'. IT'S JUST SOMETHIN' 297 00:14:36,497 --> 00:14:38,256 DR. DOUGLAS AND ME GOT FOR THE BABY. 298 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,461 - LAVERNE PICKED IT OUT. 299 00:14:39,489 --> 00:14:42,396 - OH. NOW, DOCTOR. 300 00:14:42,431 --> 00:14:43,969 - OH, NOW, NOTHING. 301 00:14:44,511 --> 00:14:47,524 I WANT IT ON THE RECORD. LAVERNE PICKED IT OUT. 302 00:14:48,832 --> 00:14:50,515 - WELL, I THANK YOU BOTH VERY MUCH, 303 00:14:50,551 --> 00:14:51,784 AND I'LL SEE THAT SCOTTY GETS IT. 304 00:14:51,817 --> 00:14:55,059 ALTHOUGH I MAY HAVE TO SEND IT ON TO HIS FORWARDING ADDRESS. 305 00:14:55,289 --> 00:14:56,922 - WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT? 306 00:14:56,957 --> 00:14:59,758 - CAROL'S GOT IT IN HER HEAD THAT THE BABY'S NOT HERS. 307 00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:02,052 - ISN'T THAT WHAT THE FATHER USUALLY SAYS? 308 00:15:03,264 --> 00:15:06,098 - WELL, SHE INSISTS THAT A MOTHER KNOWS HER BABY, 309 00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,699 AND SCOTTY IS NOT HERS. 310 00:15:07,735 --> 00:15:10,969 SHE'S--SHE'S CONVINCED HE WAS SWITCHED AT THE HOSPITAL. 311 00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:12,504 - WHERE'D SHE GET AN IDEA LIKE THAT? 312 00:15:12,539 --> 00:15:13,917 THAT IS CRAZY. 313 00:15:16,078 --> 00:15:18,779 NEVER MIND. I JUST ANSWERED MY OWN QUESTION. 314 00:15:20,214 --> 00:15:22,915 - I THINK SHE FEELS SHE SOMEHOW DOESN'T DESERVE HIM. 315 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:25,584 I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW SUGGESTIBLE CAROL IS. 316 00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:28,659 - YEAH, STARK RAVIN' SUGGESTIBLE. 317 00:15:29,223 --> 00:15:32,257 - WELL, WHY DON'T WE SUGGEST HER OUT OF IT? 318 00:15:32,293 --> 00:15:33,725 YOU KNOW, WE'LL COME OVER TONIGHT, 319 00:15:33,761 --> 00:15:35,861 WE'LL TELL HER HOW MUCH SCOTTY LOOKS LIKE HER 320 00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:37,729 AND HOW DESERVING SHE IS. 321 00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:39,333 THEN WE'LL TELL HER THAT THINGS LIKE THIS 322 00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:40,481 JUST DON'T HAPPEN. 323 00:15:40,521 --> 00:15:42,321 - 'COURSE, THERE WAS THIS TV MOVIE 324 00:15:42,356 --> 00:15:44,715 WHERE A MOTHER HAD HER BABY STOLEN BY THIS NURSE 325 00:15:44,755 --> 00:15:46,208 WHO COULDN'T HAVE KIDS OF HER OWN. 326 00:15:46,692 --> 00:15:49,027 NOW, SHE HAD THIS YELLOW VAN 327 00:15:49,063 --> 00:15:51,016 AND INSIDE IT WAS ALL FIXED UP LIKE A PLAYPEN. 328 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:54,107 - UH, LAVERNE, WHY DON'T YOU STAY HOME TONIGHT 329 00:15:54,143 --> 00:15:56,218 AND REBUILD YOUR CARBURETOR? 330 00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:07,379 - GOOD NEWS. 331 00:16:07,418 --> 00:16:09,331 I JUST TALKED TO HIM. HE'S GONNA TAKE OUR CASE. 332 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,034 - WHAT CASE? WHO--? 333 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,598 - FEFERMAN, P.I. 334 00:16:13,851 --> 00:16:15,172 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 335 00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,741 - LECH FEFERMAN, PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. 336 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,073 HE'S GOT THIS BIG AD IN THE YELLOW PAGES. 337 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,755 "YOU LOSE IT, HE FINDS IT." 338 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,757 - CAROL, I TOLD YOU I WOULD CALL THE HOSPITAL TOMORROW. 339 00:16:25,788 --> 00:16:26,905 - OH, MY GOD. 340 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,519 WHAT IF SCOTTY'S OUT THERE BEING BOTTLE-FED? 341 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,888 WHAT IF HE'S WEARING DISPOSABLE DIAPERS? 342 00:16:32,176 --> 00:16:34,413 WHAT IF HE'S BEING RAISED BY REPUBLICANS? 343 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:37,027 - CAROL, WILL YOU PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER? 344 00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,395 - I AM TOGETHER. 345 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,931 I SIMPLY GOT THE WRONG BABY AND HE'S GOING BACK. 346 00:16:43,142 --> 00:16:44,794 - GOING BACK WHERE? 347 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,327 - DADDY, LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE. 348 00:16:47,359 --> 00:16:51,071 HAS ANYONE SAID THIS BABY HAS MY EYES OR PATRICK'S NOSE? 349 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,435 - CAROL, HE SLEEPS ALL DAY. 350 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,633 HE'S OBVIOUSLY GOT PATRICK'S DRIVE. 351 00:16:55,657 --> 00:16:57,537 NOW, PLEASE, I WANT YOU TO STOP DOING THIS. 352 00:16:57,568 --> 00:17:00,203 YOUR BABY IS UPSTAIRS WITH LAVERNE AND MAXINE. 353 00:17:00,243 --> 00:17:01,576 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 354 00:17:01,614 --> 00:17:04,431 I WILL WEATHER THE STORM. I WILL WEATHER THE STORM. 355 00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:08,702 [rhythmic breathing] 356 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:09,970 ALL RIGHT. I'M CENTERED. 357 00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:11,104 - [mumbling] 358 00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:14,274 - HONEST TO GOODNESS, 359 00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:16,711 HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT BABY IN THAT TV MOVIE. 360 00:17:17,195 --> 00:17:18,391 - LAVERNE. 361 00:17:19,946 --> 00:17:22,916 CAROL, THAT IS SOME BABY YOU HAVE THERE. 362 00:17:22,951 --> 00:17:25,652 AND THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY. 363 00:17:25,687 --> 00:17:27,721 - SEE? - YEAH, THE WAY HE GRABBED 364 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,189 AT THE WRONG END OF THAT TORQUE WRENCH 365 00:17:29,224 --> 00:17:31,098 HAD HARRY WESTON WRIT ALL OVER IT. 366 00:17:33,247 --> 00:17:34,861 - WELL, THAT'S SOME COINCIDENCE 367 00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:37,084 BECAUSE J.D.'S NOT MY BABY. 368 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,781 - J.D.? 369 00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:43,595 - JOHN DOE, THE LITTLE STRANGER UPSTAIRS. 370 00:17:45,173 --> 00:17:47,274 - CAROL, I DON'T SEE HOW THERE'S ANY DOUBT 371 00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:48,830 THAT HE'S YOUR BABY. 372 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,673 HE'S SO MUCH LIKE YOU. 373 00:17:50,884 --> 00:17:51,978 - REALLY? 374 00:17:52,014 --> 00:17:53,179 IN WHAT WAY? 375 00:17:53,215 --> 00:17:54,514 - FOR ONE, 376 00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:56,496 HE'S ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE. 377 00:17:57,307 --> 00:17:59,186 - WELL, YES, THERE'S THAT. 378 00:18:00,088 --> 00:18:02,055 - AND WE ALL KNOW HE'S SMART AS A WHIP. 379 00:18:02,090 --> 00:18:04,582 - LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL TRYING TO DO, 380 00:18:04,611 --> 00:18:06,460 BUT A MOTHER KNOWS THESE THINGS. 381 00:18:06,496 --> 00:18:07,711 YOU'LL ALL SEE I'M RIGHT 382 00:18:07,746 --> 00:18:10,386 AS SOON AS I GET THE RESULTS OF THE DNA TESTING. 383 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,709 - DNA TESTING? 384 00:18:13,748 --> 00:18:16,692 - YES. AND I SENT HIS FOOTPRINT TO THE FBI. 385 00:18:17,873 --> 00:18:19,072 - I GIVE UP. 386 00:18:19,107 --> 00:18:20,840 - UH, EXCUSE ME, HARRY, 387 00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:23,207 I DON'T USUALLY LIKE TO MEDDLE IN FAMILY MATTERS, 388 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,716 BUT CAN I SAY SOMETHING HERE? 389 00:18:24,763 --> 00:18:26,279 - PLEASE, GO AHEAD. 390 00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:28,315 - CAROL, SIT DOWN FOR A MOMENT. 391 00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:29,749 - THANK YOU, BUT I PREFER TO STAND. 392 00:18:29,785 --> 00:18:31,333 - SIT DOWN! 393 00:18:33,782 --> 00:18:35,415 NOW LISTEN TO ME, GIRL. 394 00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:38,384 YOU ARE A WARM, LOVING HUMAN BEING, 395 00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:40,253 AND THERE'S NO REASON ON EARTH 396 00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:42,804 FOR YOU TO DOUBT THAT THAT BABY UPSTAIRS IS YOURS. 397 00:18:42,846 --> 00:18:45,310 - I KNOW, BUT-- - I AM NOT FINISHED. 398 00:18:46,828 --> 00:18:48,528 NOW, THE FACT IS YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED 399 00:18:48,563 --> 00:18:51,231 WITH A BEAUTIFUL, HEALTHY BABY. 400 00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:54,501 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST THANK GOD AND START ENJOYING HIM 401 00:18:54,536 --> 00:18:56,985 AND CUT OUT ALL THIS DAMN FOOLISHNESS. 402 00:19:00,102 --> 00:19:01,662 - YOU'RE RIGHT, MAXINE. 403 00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:04,105 I WILL START ENJOYING MY BABY. 404 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,269 - THANK GOD. 405 00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:07,259 - JUST AS SOON AS I FIND HIM. 406 00:19:07,294 --> 00:19:09,113 - CAROL! YOU GOTTA STOP THIS. 407 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,681 YOU'RE GOING OFF THE DEEP END. 408 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,906 - WELL, THAT'S NOT LIKE THAT'S UNFAMILIAR TERRITORY FOR HER. 409 00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:17,522 - LOOK, YOU ARE ALL AGAINST ME, 410 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,957 BUT I DON'T CARE. 411 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,911 I AM A MOTHER FIGHTING FOR HER CHILD, 412 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,294 AND NO POWER ON EARTH IS STRONGER THAN THAT. 413 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:27,156 - THAT'S JUST WHAT THAT MOTHER SAID IN THAT TV MOVIE. 414 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,527 [doorbell rings] 415 00:19:33,335 --> 00:19:35,233 - CAROL WESTON? - YES. 416 00:19:35,268 --> 00:19:36,893 - WE'RE MR. AND MRS. STANFORD. 417 00:19:36,932 --> 00:19:39,391 I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE A BIT OF A BOMBSHELL, 418 00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:42,119 BUT...YOU'VE GOT OUR BABY. 419 00:19:44,848 --> 00:19:46,381 - WE'RE AWFULLY SORRY. 420 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,416 WE NEVER EXPECTED ANYONE TO FAINT. 421 00:19:48,451 --> 00:19:49,751 - NO HARM DONE. 422 00:19:49,786 --> 00:19:51,953 IT WAS JUST TOO BIG A SHOCK FOR THE POOR THING. 423 00:19:51,988 --> 00:19:53,312 - COME ON. SIT UP. 424 00:19:53,346 --> 00:19:55,275 - [mumbling] 425 00:19:58,795 --> 00:20:00,094 - YOU ALL RIGHT, DADDY? 426 00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:01,462 - YES, YES. I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 427 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,724 - GOOD. WHERE'S MY BABY? 428 00:20:02,772 --> 00:20:04,165 - HO-HO-HOLD ON, CAROL, CAROL. 429 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,030 JUST--JUST HOLD ON. JUST A MINUTE. 430 00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:08,102 NOW ARE YOU FOLKS SAYING THE BABIES 431 00:20:08,138 --> 00:20:10,405 ACTUALLY WERE SWITCHED AT THE HOSPITAL? 432 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,705 - EXCUSE ME. DO YOU FOLKS DRIVE A YELLOW VAN? 433 00:20:14,811 --> 00:20:18,175 - NOW, I'M SURE YOU WANNA VERIFY THE INFORMATION. 434 00:20:18,214 --> 00:20:21,916 HERE ARE THE DNA TESTS AND THE FBI FOOTPRINT ANALYSIS. 435 00:20:23,772 --> 00:20:25,086 - WHERE'S SCOTTY NOW? 436 00:20:25,121 --> 00:20:26,554 - WE DIDN'T WANNA BRING HIM IN 437 00:20:26,589 --> 00:20:28,423 UNTIL WE FELT YOU WERE PREPARED FOR THIS. 438 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:29,991 HE'S OUT IN THE CAR WITH OUR NANNY. 439 00:20:30,026 --> 00:20:31,528 - OH, MY. 440 00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:33,046 HE JUST WOKE UP. 441 00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,830 - SCOTTY, THAT'S A CUTE NAME. 442 00:20:35,865 --> 00:20:38,019 - OH, PLEASE. PLEASE, SIT DOWN. 443 00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:41,445 YEAH, ACTUALLY, IT'S F. SCOTT, AFTER FITZGERALD. 444 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:45,800 CAROL HAS A TENDENCY TO BE A LITTLE...THEATRICAL. 445 00:20:46,543 --> 00:20:48,509 WHAT IS YOUR BABY'S NAME? 446 00:20:48,545 --> 00:20:49,773 - IGOR. 447 00:20:51,982 --> 00:20:53,703 AFTER STRAVINSKY. 448 00:20:54,084 --> 00:20:57,387 - JULIAN IS CONDUCTOR OF THE SOUTH FLORIDA SYMPHONY. 449 00:20:59,189 --> 00:21:03,288 - WELL, YOU MIGHT WANNA CONSIDER THE NAME LUDWIG. 450 00:21:06,212 --> 00:21:08,696 - YOU KNOW, I THINK HE HAS YOUR EYES, DOCTOR. 451 00:21:08,732 --> 00:21:10,795 - LET'S HOPE HE DON'T GET HIS LEGS. 452 00:21:11,334 --> 00:21:13,234 - HEY, IT'S GRANDPA. 453 00:21:13,269 --> 00:21:15,268 SCOTTY, YOU'RE HOME. 454 00:21:16,673 --> 00:21:20,340 - [rhythmic crying] 455 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,905 - HE'S WAKING UP. 456 00:21:22,112 --> 00:21:28,683 - [rhythmic crying] 457 00:21:28,718 --> 00:21:30,284 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 458 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,323 - HE'S A LITTLE FLAT. 459 00:21:42,778 --> 00:21:44,309 - IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING. 460 00:21:44,341 --> 00:21:45,723 TRY FEEDING HIM AGAIN. 461 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:46,995 - DADDY, HE'S NOT HUNGRY 462 00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:48,329 AND HE DOESN'T NEED CHANGING. 463 00:21:48,365 --> 00:21:50,198 HE'S JUST A CRIER. 464 00:21:50,233 --> 00:21:53,001 - HE'S BEEN GOING ON LIKE THIS FOR TWO HOURS. 465 00:21:53,036 --> 00:21:55,277 - AT LEAST IT'S NOT BEETHOVEN. 466 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,641 - SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOKO ONO. 467 00:22:00,563 --> 00:22:01,762 - FACE IT, DADDY. 468 00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:04,332 THIS BABY IS GOING TO BE A REAL HANDFUL. 469 00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:07,602 - [crying] 470 00:22:07,637 --> 00:22:09,759 - WELL, ONE THING FOR SURE. 471 00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:12,707 WOO-HOO, WE KNOW HE'S YOURS. 472 00:22:20,786 --> 00:22:23,754 [crying louder] 473 00:22:23,804 --> 00:22:28,354 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34118

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