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- HERE THEY COME.
- DON'T HOLLER TOO LOUD.
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WE DON'T WANNA
SCARE THE YOUNG'UN.
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- I'M NOT SURE HOW TO
INTRODUCE MYSELF TO THE BABY.
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MR. DIETZ
OR UNCLE CHARLEY.
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- HOW ABOUT UNCLE YUTZ?
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- SURPRISE!
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- WELCOME HOME.
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- OH, WHAT A NICE GREETING.
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- OH, LET'S TAKE
A LOOK AT THE GOODS.
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SO,
THIS IS SCOTTY WESTON.
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- F. SCOTTY.
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HE WAS NAMED AFTER MY FAVORITE
WRITER F. SCOTT FITZGERALD.
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- THE KID'S LUCKY.
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HE WAS ALMOST
DOSTOYEVSKY WESTON.
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- UH,
CAN I HOLD HIM, CAROL?
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- WELL, OKAY.
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- YOU GONNA GET ALL BENT
OUT OF SHAPE IF I DROP HIM?
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- MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.
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- WHY, YOU ARE JUST CUTER
THAN SPRING LAMB
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WITH A MOUTH FULL
OF DANDELIONS,
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AIN'T HE, SOPHIA?
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- I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
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- OH, AND A HAPPY
LITTLE FELLOW.
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YOU JUST
AS HAPPY AS A MOSQUITO
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AT A NUDIST CAMP,
AIN'T YOU, HONEY PIE?
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- YEAH,
LIKE A SARSAPARILLA SALESMAN
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WHEN THE COTTON IS HIGH.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE HELL IT MEANS.
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I JUST WANTED TO TRY ONE.
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- THE NURSES WERE
AMAZED AT HOW GOOD HE WAS.
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- THAT'S TRUE.
THEY SAID IT WAS
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THE FIRST CASE
THEY REMEMBERED
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WHERE THE MOTHER
CRIED MORE THAN THE BABY.
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- I WAS GOING THROUGH A LITTLE
POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION.
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- I HAD THE SAME THING
WHEN DOROTHY WAS BORN.
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THEY SAY IT'LL PASS.
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-
LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE
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- HE'S SLEEPING.
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DADDY, THAT IS
THE BEST BABY.
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- NATURALLY,
HE'S A WESTON.
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- I'M SERIOUS.
YOU KNOW, HE PRACTICALLY
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SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT.
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YOU'RE GONNA THINK
THIS IS NEUROTIC,
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BUT I WENT
IN THERE EVERY HALF HOUR
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TO CHECK ON HIM.
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- THAT IS NEUROTIC, DEAR.
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I ONLY WENT IN EVERY HOUR.
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- [gasping]
OH, SCOTTY'S UP.
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- WAIT. WHAT?
I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
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- YOU'RE NOT A MOTHER.
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A MOTHER
KNOWS THESE THINGS.
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IT'S LIKE
EMOTIONAL RADAR.
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WHOOPS, HE JUST BLIPPED.
I'D BETTER CHANGE HIM.
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- LET'S GO, DREYF.
TIME FOR YOUR...
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WHAT IS THIS?
LOW-FAT, HIGH-FIBER
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VEGETARIAN DOG FOOD.
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ALL RIGHT.
NO DESSERT FOR YOU.
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WHERE'S THE BABY?
- HE'S SLEEPING.
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I GUESS MY RADAR'S OFF.
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- WELL, WHEN HE WANTS YOU,
DEAR, HE'LL CRY.
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- OH, AND WHAT
A SWEET CRY HE HAS.
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IT'S NOT THAT RAUCOUS
GRATING SOUND
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THAT MOST BABIES MAKE IT.
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IT'S--IT'S GENTLE
AND MELLIFLUOUS
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AS IF HE WAS TRYING
TO BE POLITE.
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- CAROL, BABIES ARE NOT BORN
WITH GOOD MANNERS.
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BELIEVE ME.
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AT BIRTH, YOU COULDN'T TELL
EMILY POST FROM HOWARD STERN.
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- MAYBE SO,
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BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
VERY SPECIAL ABOUT THIS BABY.
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I MEAN, THE WAY
HE SEEMS SO ALERT
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AS IF HE WERE TAKING IN
HIS SURROUNDINGS.
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NEWBORNS AREN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT.
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- WELL, YEAH,
THAT IS A LITTLE UNUSUAL.
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- AND YOU SHOULD SEE
HOW NEAT HE KEEPS HIS CRIB.
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- WELL, YOU CALL ME WHEN
HE LEAVES A MINT ON THE PILLOW.
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SWEETHEART, ALL NEW PARENTS
THINK THAT THEIR BABY
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IS THE MOST SPECIAL
WONDERFUL CHILD IN THE WORLD.
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IT'S NOT SOMETHING
YOU COULD BE OBJECTIVE ABOUT.
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- AND IS THAT
HOW YOU FELT, DADDY?
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THAT I WAS
THE MOST SPECIAL,
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WONDERFUL CHILD
IN ALL THE WORLD?
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- IT'S NOT SOMETHING
I CAN BE OBJECTIVE ABOUT.
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GOOD MORNING, MAXINE.
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- HARRY.
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WELL?
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- WELL, WHAT?
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- HOW'S THE BABY?
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- OH, FINE.
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- THAT'S IT?
JUST FINE?
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AREN'T YOU GONNA BORE ME
WITH ALL THE BRILLIANT
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AND ADORABLE THINGS
HE DID LAST NIGHT?
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- MAXINE, HE'S A BABY.
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HE ATE, HE SLEPT,
HE FILLED HIS DIAPER.
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OF COURSE,
CAROL WOULD LIKE TO THINK
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THAT HE SHOWERED,
SHINED HIS SHOES
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AND CAUGHT
THE BUS TO WORK.
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- OH, I'M SORRY.
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I DIDN'T REALIZE.
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- DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT?
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- OH, IT'S OKAY, HARRY.
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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH
HAVING AN AVERAGE GRANDCHILD.
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SOME KIDS ARE JUST DIM.
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- WAIT A MINUTE HERE.
WAIT A--
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I DIDN'T SAY HE WAS DIM.
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I JUST DON'T WANNA BE
ONE OF THOSE TYPICAL
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BRAGGING GRANDFATHERS.
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EVEN THOUGH SCOTTY
HAS INDEED SHOWN SIGNS
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OF BEING
A RATHER EXTRAORDINARY BABY.
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- IS HE CROWIN'
ABOUT THAT KID ALREADY?
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- I'M--I'M NOT CROWING.
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- HE'S GIVEN ME
SOME NONSENSE
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ABOUT SCOTTY
SHINING HIS OWN SHOES.
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- I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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- IF YOU GONNA MAKE UP
TALL TALES ON THAT YOUNG'UN,
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AT LEAST
MAKE 'EM BELIEVABLE.
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- ALL RIGHT, I GIVE UP.
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BUT,
FOR YOUR INFORMATION...
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HE KEEPS A VERY NEAT CRIB.
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- IS THERE ANYTHING MORE FUN
THAN PULLING HIS CHAIN?
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- HE'S EASIER TO REEL IN
THAN A DEAD BASS.
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HEY, YOU WANNA GO IN WITH ME
FOR A GIFT FOR THE BABY?
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- DO I GET TO PICK IT OUT?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT WOULD YOU PICK?
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- MAYBE A PLAYPEN
OR A STROLLER.
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- NO GOOD.
THEM'S BABY THINGS.
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- MY GOD,
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
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I SUPPOSE
YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
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- OF COURSE I DO.
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I WANNA GIVE THAT BOY
SOMETHING THAT'LL LAST
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SO YEARS ON DOWN THE ROAD
HE'LL LOOK AT IT AND THINK:
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DR. DOUGLAS AND LAVERNE.
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- HOW 'BOUT A TATTOO
WITH OUR NAMES ON IT?
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- IT WORKS FOR ME.
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- YOU THINK THAT'S SOMETHING?
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MY GRANDSON WAS TAKING
SOLID FOOD AT TEN WEEKS
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AND COULD SIT UP
AT TWO AND A HALF MONTHS.
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- YEAH?
WELL, MINE CRIES POLITELY.
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- HE CRIES POLITELY?
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- ALL RIGHT. A SLIGHT
EXAGGERATION, BUT BASED ON FACT.
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I MEAN,
I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING
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THE WAY HE WAS
CARRYING ON ABOUT HIS GRANDSON.
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[telephone ringing]
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BELIEVE ME, I'M PERFECTLY
HAPPY WITH SCOTTY JUST AS HE IS.
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AVERAGE, ORDINARY BABY...
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WHO HAPPENS TO BE A WHOLE LOT
BETTER THAN THAT'S GUY'S KID.
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- JUST A MINUTE.
EXCUSE ME, DOCTOR.
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I HATE TO INTERRUPT,
BUT CAROL'S ON THE LINE.
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- HI, SWEETHEART.
HOW'S SCOTTY?
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NO, DEAR. NO, DEAR.
HE COULDN'T HAVE.
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BECAUSE HE'S A BABY,
AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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CAROL--
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL SEE IT
FOR MYSELF WHEN I COME HOME.
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THE BABY'S...
SINGING BEETHOVEN.
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OH, HI, SOPHIA.
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- IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU GOT HERE.
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WE GOTTA TALK
ABOUT THIS BABY.
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- OH, CAROL TOLD YOU
WHAT SHE THINKS THE BABY DID.
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- THINKS, NOTHING.
I HEARD IT MYSELF.
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- WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU HEARD
SCOTTY SING BEETHOVEN?
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- I'M TELLING YOU, HARRY.
IT'S WEIRD.
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THIS IS ROSEMARY'S BABY
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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- NO, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
CAROL'S BABY.
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- THAT'S EVEN SCARIER.
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- WHERE IS CAROL?
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- IN THE OTHER ROOM
WITH A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST.
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- OH, GOD.
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- TAKE IT FROM ME.
YOU DON'T NEED A PSYCHOLOGIST,
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YOU NEED THE GHOSTBUSTERS.
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- OH, DR. RUDNICK.
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THIS IS MY FATHER,
DR. HARRY WESTON.
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- PLEASURE, DR. RUDNICK.
- DR. WESTON.
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- DR. RUDNICK
SPECIALIZES IN CHILD PRODIGIES.
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HE THINKS
SCOTTY MAY BE A GENIUS.
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- UH, CAROL,
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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WHAT I SAID
IS THAT MANY GIFTED CHILDREN
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DISPLAY
EXTRAORDINARY INTELLIGENCE
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AT A VERY EARLY AGE.
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- CERTAINLY
NOT AT ONE WEEK.
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- PEOPLE ARE BORN
WITH INNATE TALENTS, DOCTOR.
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MOZART WAS WRITING
SYMPHONIES AT THE AGE OF FIVE.
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TRUE, THEY WERE
LOUSY SYMPHONIES, BUT...
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ANYWAY, HOW MANY GENIUSES
HAVE THERE BEEN IN YOUR FAMILY?
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- GENIUSES?
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OH, WELL, IT'S SO HARD
TO COME UP WITH AN EXACT NUMBER.
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I'D SAY, OH, ROUGHLY...
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, DADDY?
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- ROUGHLY ZERO.
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- WHAT ABOUT
THE FATHER'S FAMILY?
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- LESS THAN ZERO.
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- THAT'S ODD.
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THERE'S USUALLY
SOME GENETIC LINK
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TO ANOTHER FAMILY MEMBER
OF EXCEPTIONAL ABILITIES.
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- WELL...I DID
PLAY PIANO AS A CHILD.
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- OH.
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- YEAH, SEVEN YEARS
OF LESSONS, 3,500 DOLLARS,
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SHE CAN PLAY
THE HAPPY FARMER.
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- RIGHT.
NO GENIUSES.
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- [crying]
- OH, SCOTTY'S UP.
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- MAYBE WE'LL GET
TO HEAR SOMETHING.
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- [rhythmic crying]
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- HE'S DOING IT!
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MY BABY'S
SINGING BEETHOVEN!
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- MY GOD, HE IS.
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- THAT'S PHENOMENAL.
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- THAT'S...
MY GRANDSON.
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HEY!
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- DADDY,
I THINK I MAY HAVE FOUND
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SOMEONE IN THE FAMILY
WHO WAS A MUSICAL GENIUS.
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- WHO WOULD THAT BE?
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- YOUR GREAT UNCLE MELVILLE.
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LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF HIM
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SURROUNDED BY ALL
THOSE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.
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- CAROL...
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UNCLE MELVILLE
OWNED A PAWN SHOP.
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- OH.
THEN WHAT ABOUT--?
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- SWEETHEART, PLEASE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO SEARCH FOR GENIUSES.
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- BUT DR. RUDNICK SAYS
IT USUALLY RUNS IN THE FAMILY.
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- BUT HE'S NOT EVEN SURE
THAT SCOTTY IS A GENIUS.
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HE JUST COULD HAVE
A PECULIAR WAY OF CRYING.
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- A PECULIAR WAY OF CRYING?
224
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,641
THAT'S LIKE SAYING
BARYSHNIKOV HAS A FUNNY WALK.
225
00:11:34,699 --> 00:11:36,045
- MORNING, HARRY.
226
00:11:36,081 --> 00:11:37,548
WHERE'S LUCIFER?
227
00:11:39,818 --> 00:11:42,456
- SCOTTY
IS IN THE LIVING ROOM.
228
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,191
- WHAT'S HE DOING?
WORKING ON A NEW TUNE?
229
00:11:46,591 --> 00:11:48,955
- SOPHIA,
HE'S AN ORDINARY BABY
230
00:11:48,994 --> 00:11:50,960
WHO HAS
A PECULIAR WAY OF CRYING.
231
00:11:50,996 --> 00:11:54,564
- HA! THAT'S LIKE SAYING
BARYSHNIKOV HAS A FUNNY WALK.
232
00:11:56,872 --> 00:11:57,985
- WHAT?
233
00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:01,067
- I WAS LISTENING
AT THE DOOR.
234
00:12:03,441 --> 00:12:04,841
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY
235
00:12:04,876 --> 00:12:06,876
BECAUSE I FIGURED OUT
A WAY TO FIX EVERYTHING.
236
00:12:06,911 --> 00:12:08,478
- WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
237
00:12:08,513 --> 00:12:10,313
- AN EXORCISM.
238
00:12:12,017 --> 00:12:14,017
SATURDAY NIGHT
AT SHADY PINES.
239
00:12:14,052 --> 00:12:16,691
PUNCH AND LIGHT REFRESHMENTS
FOLLOWING THE CEREMONY.
240
00:12:17,857 --> 00:12:20,123
- SOPHIA, THERE'S
NOT GONNA BE ANY EXORCISM.
241
00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:21,309
- HARRY, HAVE A HEART.
242
00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:23,436
WE'RE STARVED
FOR ENTERTAINMENT DOWN THERE.
243
00:12:24,606 --> 00:12:25,728
- HELLO, SOPHIA.
244
00:12:25,764 --> 00:12:27,270
- HELLO, CAROL.
245
00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:30,081
HEY, SCOTTY, DON'T MAKE
ANY PLANS FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.
246
00:12:31,036 --> 00:12:34,913
- SOPHIA, WHO DO YOU THINK
SCOTTY LOOKS LIKE?
247
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,422
- UH, I'M THINKING DAMIEN.
248
00:12:39,866 --> 00:12:42,745
- WELL, WHEN HE WAS BORN
HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE PATRICK,
249
00:12:42,781 --> 00:12:44,280
BUT NOW I'M NOT SURE.
250
00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:46,516
AND, DADDY, HAVE YOU NOTICED
HOW MUCH WEIGHT HE'S GAINED?
251
00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:48,757
- CAROL, BABY'S GO
THROUGH TREMENDOUS CHANGES
252
00:12:48,804 --> 00:12:49,886
AT THIS STAGE.
253
00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:51,154
IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL.
254
00:12:51,189 --> 00:12:52,321
- HE'S RIGHT.
255
00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:53,588
DOROTHY CHANGED SO MUCH,
256
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,095
EVERYONE THOUGHT THE HOSPITAL
HAD PULLED A SWITCH ON ME.
257
00:12:57,302 --> 00:12:58,745
BUT I KNEW BETTER.
258
00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:00,734
A MOTHER ALWAYS KNOWS.
259
00:13:01,399 --> 00:13:02,910
- OH, MY GOD.
260
00:13:03,886 --> 00:13:05,011
- WHAT?
261
00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:06,865
- A MOTHER ALWAYS KNOWS.
262
00:13:07,223 --> 00:13:09,288
WELL, THIS MOTHER
DOESN'T ALWAYS KNOW.
263
00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:11,532
DADDY, I DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF CONNECTION
264
00:13:11,563 --> 00:13:13,009
THAT SOPHIA'S
TALKING ABOUT.
265
00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:14,744
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
266
00:13:14,779 --> 00:13:15,786
- THINK ABOUT IT.
267
00:13:15,818 --> 00:13:18,193
NO MUSICAL BACKGROUND,
NO GENIUSES IN THE FAMILY,
268
00:13:18,243 --> 00:13:19,476
MY RADAR'S BEEN OFF.
269
00:13:19,527 --> 00:13:20,536
DON'T YOU SEE?
270
00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:22,518
THERE'S ONLY ONE
POSSIBLE EXPLANATION.
271
00:13:22,554 --> 00:13:23,686
- WHAT?
272
00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:25,775
- THIS IS NOT MY BABY.
273
00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:30,739
- [grumbling]
274
00:13:36,085 --> 00:13:38,288
- I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE WHAT WE GOT THE BABY.
275
00:13:38,336 --> 00:13:39,428
- THE QUESTION IS:
276
00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:41,568
IS THE BABY GONNA LOVE
WHAT WE BOUGHT THE BABY?
277
00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:42,763
- CAN'T HELP BUT,
278
00:13:42,818 --> 00:13:45,827
IT'S FUN, EDUCATIONAL,
NON-TOXIC, DURABLE
279
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,319
AND WILL GROW WITH THE CHILD.
280
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,330
FEAST YOUR EYES, DOCTOR.
281
00:13:52,419 --> 00:13:53,930
- TOOLS?
282
00:13:54,388 --> 00:13:55,962
- NOT JUST TOOLS.
283
00:13:56,186 --> 00:13:59,552
A COMPLETE SET OF DROP FORGE
NICKEL PLATED AUTOMOTIVE TOOLS
284
00:13:59,592 --> 00:14:02,214
IN STANDARD AND METRIC SIZES.
285
00:14:03,363 --> 00:14:06,676
- YOU BOUGHT
A NEWBORN INFANT TOOLS?
286
00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:09,334
- IT IS THE PERFECT GIFT.
287
00:14:09,369 --> 00:14:11,903
RIGHT NOW IT'S JUST SHINY THINGS
TO CATCH HIS ATTENTION,
288
00:14:11,939 --> 00:14:13,071
BUT BY THE TIME HE GROWS UP,
289
00:14:13,107 --> 00:14:14,985
THEY'LL BE LIKE
SECOND NATURE TO HIM.
290
00:14:17,945 --> 00:14:19,580
- WELL, AT LEAST
WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
291
00:14:19,627 --> 00:14:21,883
THAT SOMEBODY ELSE
BOUGHT HIM THE SAME THING.
292
00:14:24,618 --> 00:14:27,252
UNLESS ONE OF
THE PEP BOYS SHOWS UP.
293
00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:30,093
- GOOD MORNING.
294
00:14:30,424 --> 00:14:31,749
- GOOD MORNING, DOCTOR.
295
00:14:33,157 --> 00:14:34,459
- WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
296
00:14:34,495 --> 00:14:36,461
- NOTHIN'.
IT'S JUST SOMETHIN'
297
00:14:36,497 --> 00:14:38,256
DR. DOUGLAS
AND ME GOT FOR THE BABY.
298
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,461
- LAVERNE PICKED IT OUT.
299
00:14:39,489 --> 00:14:42,396
- OH.
NOW, DOCTOR.
300
00:14:42,431 --> 00:14:43,969
- OH, NOW, NOTHING.
301
00:14:44,511 --> 00:14:47,524
I WANT IT ON THE RECORD.
LAVERNE PICKED IT OUT.
302
00:14:48,832 --> 00:14:50,515
- WELL, I THANK YOU BOTH
VERY MUCH,
303
00:14:50,551 --> 00:14:51,784
AND I'LL SEE
THAT SCOTTY GETS IT.
304
00:14:51,817 --> 00:14:55,059
ALTHOUGH I MAY HAVE TO SEND IT
ON TO HIS FORWARDING ADDRESS.
305
00:14:55,289 --> 00:14:56,922
- WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT?
306
00:14:56,957 --> 00:14:59,758
- CAROL'S GOT IT IN HER HEAD
THAT THE BABY'S NOT HERS.
307
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:02,052
- ISN'T THAT WHAT
THE FATHER USUALLY SAYS?
308
00:15:03,264 --> 00:15:06,098
- WELL, SHE INSISTS
THAT A MOTHER KNOWS HER BABY,
309
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,699
AND SCOTTY IS NOT HERS.
310
00:15:07,735 --> 00:15:10,969
SHE'S--SHE'S CONVINCED HE WAS
SWITCHED AT THE HOSPITAL.
311
00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:12,504
- WHERE'D SHE GET
AN IDEA LIKE THAT?
312
00:15:12,539 --> 00:15:13,917
THAT IS CRAZY.
313
00:15:16,078 --> 00:15:18,779
NEVER MIND. I JUST ANSWERED
MY OWN QUESTION.
314
00:15:20,214 --> 00:15:22,915
- I THINK SHE FEELS SHE
SOMEHOW DOESN'T DESERVE HIM.
315
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:25,584
I MEAN, YOU KNOW
HOW SUGGESTIBLE CAROL IS.
316
00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:28,659
- YEAH,
STARK RAVIN' SUGGESTIBLE.
317
00:15:29,223 --> 00:15:32,257
- WELL, WHY DON'T WE
SUGGEST HER OUT OF IT?
318
00:15:32,293 --> 00:15:33,725
YOU KNOW,
WE'LL COME OVER TONIGHT,
319
00:15:33,761 --> 00:15:35,861
WE'LL TELL HER
HOW MUCH SCOTTY LOOKS LIKE HER
320
00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:37,729
AND HOW DESERVING SHE IS.
321
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:39,333
THEN WE'LL TELL HER
THAT THINGS LIKE THIS
322
00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:40,481
JUST DON'T HAPPEN.
323
00:15:40,521 --> 00:15:42,321
- 'COURSE,
THERE WAS THIS TV MOVIE
324
00:15:42,356 --> 00:15:44,715
WHERE A MOTHER HAD
HER BABY STOLEN BY THIS NURSE
325
00:15:44,755 --> 00:15:46,208
WHO COULDN'T
HAVE KIDS OF HER OWN.
326
00:15:46,692 --> 00:15:49,027
NOW, SHE HAD THIS YELLOW VAN
327
00:15:49,063 --> 00:15:51,016
AND INSIDE IT WAS ALL
FIXED UP LIKE A PLAYPEN.
328
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:54,107
- UH, LAVERNE,
WHY DON'T YOU STAY HOME TONIGHT
329
00:15:54,143 --> 00:15:56,218
AND REBUILD YOUR CARBURETOR?
330
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:07,379
- GOOD NEWS.
331
00:16:07,418 --> 00:16:09,331
I JUST TALKED TO HIM.
HE'S GONNA TAKE OUR CASE.
332
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,034
- WHAT CASE? WHO--?
333
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,598
- FEFERMAN, P.I.
334
00:16:13,851 --> 00:16:15,172
- WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
335
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,741
- LECH FEFERMAN,
PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.
336
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,073
HE'S GOT THIS BIG
AD IN THE YELLOW PAGES.
337
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,755
"YOU LOSE IT,
HE FINDS IT."
338
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,757
- CAROL, I TOLD YOU I WOULD
CALL THE HOSPITAL TOMORROW.
339
00:16:25,788 --> 00:16:26,905
- OH, MY GOD.
340
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,519
WHAT IF SCOTTY'S
OUT THERE BEING BOTTLE-FED?
341
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,888
WHAT IF HE'S WEARING
DISPOSABLE DIAPERS?
342
00:16:32,176 --> 00:16:34,413
WHAT IF HE'S BEING
RAISED BY REPUBLICANS?
343
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:37,027
- CAROL, WILL YOU
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER?
344
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,395
- I AM TOGETHER.
345
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,931
I SIMPLY GOT THE WRONG BABY
AND HE'S GOING BACK.
346
00:16:43,142 --> 00:16:44,794
- GOING BACK WHERE?
347
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,327
- DADDY,
LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE.
348
00:16:47,359 --> 00:16:51,071
HAS ANYONE SAID THIS BABY
HAS MY EYES OR PATRICK'S NOSE?
349
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,435
- CAROL, HE SLEEPS ALL DAY.
350
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,633
HE'S OBVIOUSLY
GOT PATRICK'S DRIVE.
351
00:16:55,657 --> 00:16:57,537
NOW, PLEASE, I WANT YOU
TO STOP DOING THIS.
352
00:16:57,568 --> 00:17:00,203
YOUR BABY IS UPSTAIRS
WITH LAVERNE AND MAXINE.
353
00:17:00,243 --> 00:17:01,576
- ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
354
00:17:01,614 --> 00:17:04,431
I WILL WEATHER THE STORM.
I WILL WEATHER THE STORM.
355
00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:08,702
[rhythmic breathing]
356
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:09,970
ALL RIGHT.
I'M CENTERED.
357
00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:11,104
- [mumbling]
358
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:14,274
- HONEST TO GOODNESS,
359
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:16,711
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE
THAT BABY IN THAT TV MOVIE.
360
00:17:17,195 --> 00:17:18,391
- LAVERNE.
361
00:17:19,946 --> 00:17:22,916
CAROL, THAT IS
SOME BABY YOU HAVE THERE.
362
00:17:22,951 --> 00:17:25,652
AND THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE
IS UNCANNY.
363
00:17:25,687 --> 00:17:27,721
- SEE?
- YEAH, THE WAY HE GRABBED
364
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,189
AT THE WRONG END
OF THAT TORQUE WRENCH
365
00:17:29,224 --> 00:17:31,098
HAD HARRY WESTON
WRIT ALL OVER IT.
366
00:17:33,247 --> 00:17:34,861
- WELL,
THAT'S SOME COINCIDENCE
367
00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:37,084
BECAUSE J.D.'S
NOT MY BABY.
368
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,781
- J.D.?
369
00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:43,595
- JOHN DOE,
THE LITTLE STRANGER UPSTAIRS.
370
00:17:45,173 --> 00:17:47,274
- CAROL, I DON'T SEE
HOW THERE'S ANY DOUBT
371
00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:48,830
THAT HE'S YOUR BABY.
372
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,673
HE'S SO MUCH LIKE YOU.
373
00:17:50,884 --> 00:17:51,978
- REALLY?
374
00:17:52,014 --> 00:17:53,179
IN WHAT WAY?
375
00:17:53,215 --> 00:17:54,514
- FOR ONE,
376
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:56,496
HE'S ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE.
377
00:17:57,307 --> 00:17:59,186
- WELL, YES,
THERE'S THAT.
378
00:18:00,088 --> 00:18:02,055
- AND WE ALL KNOW
HE'S SMART AS A WHIP.
379
00:18:02,090 --> 00:18:04,582
- LOOK, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE ALL TRYING TO DO,
380
00:18:04,611 --> 00:18:06,460
BUT A MOTHER
KNOWS THESE THINGS.
381
00:18:06,496 --> 00:18:07,711
YOU'LL ALL SEE I'M RIGHT
382
00:18:07,746 --> 00:18:10,386
AS SOON AS I GET
THE RESULTS OF THE DNA TESTING.
383
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,709
- DNA TESTING?
384
00:18:13,748 --> 00:18:16,692
- YES. AND I SENT
HIS FOOTPRINT TO THE FBI.
385
00:18:17,873 --> 00:18:19,072
- I GIVE UP.
386
00:18:19,107 --> 00:18:20,840
- UH, EXCUSE ME, HARRY,
387
00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:23,207
I DON'T USUALLY LIKE
TO MEDDLE IN FAMILY MATTERS,
388
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,716
BUT CAN I SAY SOMETHING HERE?
389
00:18:24,763 --> 00:18:26,279
- PLEASE, GO AHEAD.
390
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:28,315
- CAROL,
SIT DOWN FOR A MOMENT.
391
00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:29,749
- THANK YOU,
BUT I PREFER TO STAND.
392
00:18:29,785 --> 00:18:31,333
- SIT DOWN!
393
00:18:33,782 --> 00:18:35,415
NOW LISTEN TO ME, GIRL.
394
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:38,384
YOU ARE A WARM,
LOVING HUMAN BEING,
395
00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:40,253
AND THERE'S
NO REASON ON EARTH
396
00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:42,804
FOR YOU TO DOUBT THAT
THAT BABY UPSTAIRS IS YOURS.
397
00:18:42,846 --> 00:18:45,310
- I KNOW, BUT--
- I AM NOT FINISHED.
398
00:18:46,828 --> 00:18:48,528
NOW, THE FACT IS
YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED
399
00:18:48,563 --> 00:18:51,231
WITH A BEAUTIFUL,
HEALTHY BABY.
400
00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:54,501
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST THANK GOD
AND START ENJOYING HIM
401
00:18:54,536 --> 00:18:56,985
AND CUT OUT
ALL THIS DAMN FOOLISHNESS.
402
00:19:00,102 --> 00:19:01,662
- YOU'RE RIGHT, MAXINE.
403
00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:04,105
I WILL START
ENJOYING MY BABY.
404
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,269
- THANK GOD.
405
00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:07,259
- JUST AS SOON
AS I FIND HIM.
406
00:19:07,294 --> 00:19:09,113
- CAROL!
YOU GOTTA STOP THIS.
407
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,681
YOU'RE GOING OFF
THE DEEP END.
408
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,906
- WELL, THAT'S NOT LIKE THAT'S
UNFAMILIAR TERRITORY FOR HER.
409
00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:17,522
- LOOK, YOU ARE
ALL AGAINST ME,
410
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,957
BUT I DON'T CARE.
411
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,911
I AM A MOTHER
FIGHTING FOR HER CHILD,
412
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,294
AND NO POWER ON EARTH
IS STRONGER THAN THAT.
413
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:27,156
- THAT'S JUST WHAT THAT MOTHER
SAID IN THAT TV MOVIE.
414
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,527
[doorbell rings]
415
00:19:33,335 --> 00:19:35,233
- CAROL WESTON?
- YES.
416
00:19:35,268 --> 00:19:36,893
- WE'RE
MR. AND MRS. STANFORD.
417
00:19:36,932 --> 00:19:39,391
I KNOW THIS IS GOING
TO BE A BIT OF A BOMBSHELL,
418
00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:42,119
BUT...YOU'VE GOT OUR BABY.
419
00:19:44,848 --> 00:19:46,381
- WE'RE AWFULLY SORRY.
420
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,416
WE NEVER EXPECTED
ANYONE TO FAINT.
421
00:19:48,451 --> 00:19:49,751
- NO HARM DONE.
422
00:19:49,786 --> 00:19:51,953
IT WAS JUST TOO BIG
A SHOCK FOR THE POOR THING.
423
00:19:51,988 --> 00:19:53,312
- COME ON.
SIT UP.
424
00:19:53,346 --> 00:19:55,275
- [mumbling]
425
00:19:58,795 --> 00:20:00,094
- YOU ALL RIGHT, DADDY?
426
00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:01,462
- YES, YES.
I'M FINE. I'M FINE.
427
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,724
- GOOD.
WHERE'S MY BABY?
428
00:20:02,772 --> 00:20:04,165
- HO-HO-HOLD ON,
CAROL, CAROL.
429
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,030
JUST--JUST HOLD ON.
JUST A MINUTE.
430
00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:08,102
NOW ARE YOU FOLKS SAYING
THE BABIES
431
00:20:08,138 --> 00:20:10,405
ACTUALLY WERE
SWITCHED AT THE HOSPITAL?
432
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,705
- EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU FOLKS DRIVE A YELLOW VAN?
433
00:20:14,811 --> 00:20:18,175
- NOW, I'M SURE YOU WANNA
VERIFY THE INFORMATION.
434
00:20:18,214 --> 00:20:21,916
HERE ARE THE DNA TESTS
AND THE FBI FOOTPRINT ANALYSIS.
435
00:20:23,772 --> 00:20:25,086
- WHERE'S SCOTTY NOW?
436
00:20:25,121 --> 00:20:26,554
- WE DIDN'T
WANNA BRING HIM IN
437
00:20:26,589 --> 00:20:28,423
UNTIL WE FELT
YOU WERE PREPARED FOR THIS.
438
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:29,991
HE'S OUT IN THE CAR
WITH OUR NANNY.
439
00:20:30,026 --> 00:20:31,528
- OH, MY.
440
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:33,046
HE JUST WOKE UP.
441
00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,830
- SCOTTY,
THAT'S A CUTE NAME.
442
00:20:35,865 --> 00:20:38,019
- OH, PLEASE.
PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
443
00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:41,445
YEAH, ACTUALLY, IT'S F. SCOTT,
AFTER FITZGERALD.
444
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:45,800
CAROL HAS A TENDENCY
TO BE A LITTLE...THEATRICAL.
445
00:20:46,543 --> 00:20:48,509
WHAT IS YOUR BABY'S NAME?
446
00:20:48,545 --> 00:20:49,773
- IGOR.
447
00:20:51,982 --> 00:20:53,703
AFTER STRAVINSKY.
448
00:20:54,084 --> 00:20:57,387
- JULIAN IS CONDUCTOR
OF THE SOUTH FLORIDA SYMPHONY.
449
00:20:59,189 --> 00:21:03,288
- WELL, YOU MIGHT WANNA
CONSIDER THE NAME LUDWIG.
450
00:21:06,212 --> 00:21:08,696
- YOU KNOW, I THINK
HE HAS YOUR EYES, DOCTOR.
451
00:21:08,732 --> 00:21:10,795
- LET'S HOPE
HE DON'T GET HIS LEGS.
452
00:21:11,334 --> 00:21:13,234
- HEY, IT'S GRANDPA.
453
00:21:13,269 --> 00:21:15,268
SCOTTY, YOU'RE HOME.
454
00:21:16,673 --> 00:21:20,340
- [rhythmic crying]
455
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,905
- HE'S WAKING UP.
456
00:21:22,112 --> 00:21:28,683
- [rhythmic crying]
457
00:21:28,718 --> 00:21:30,284
- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
458
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,323
- HE'S A LITTLE FLAT.
459
00:21:42,778 --> 00:21:44,309
- IT'S 3:00
IN THE MORNING.
460
00:21:44,341 --> 00:21:45,723
TRY FEEDING HIM AGAIN.
461
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:46,995
- DADDY, HE'S NOT HUNGRY
462
00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:48,329
AND HE DOESN'T NEED CHANGING.
463
00:21:48,365 --> 00:21:50,198
HE'S JUST A CRIER.
464
00:21:50,233 --> 00:21:53,001
- HE'S BEEN GOING ON
LIKE THIS FOR TWO HOURS.
465
00:21:53,036 --> 00:21:55,277
- AT LEAST
IT'S NOT BEETHOVEN.
466
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,641
- SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOKO ONO.
467
00:22:00,563 --> 00:22:01,762
- FACE IT, DADDY.
468
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:04,332
THIS BABY IS GOING
TO BE A REAL HANDFUL.
469
00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:07,602
- [crying]
470
00:22:07,637 --> 00:22:09,759
- WELL,
ONE THING FOR SURE.
471
00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:12,707
WOO-HOO,
WE KNOW HE'S YOURS.
472
00:22:20,786 --> 00:22:23,754
[crying louder]
473
00:22:23,804 --> 00:22:28,354
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