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- WELL, I GUESS THIS IS THE LAST OF IT.

UH, ALL RIGHT, HAVE I FORGOTTEN ANYTHING?

- I DON'T THINK SO-- I PACKED YOUR DIPLOMAS,

YOUR PERSONAL PAPERS, YOUR COFFEE CUP,

AND YOUR FRAMED PHOTOGRAPH OF ME.

- I DON'T--I DON'T--I DON'T HAVE A FRAMED PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU.

- YOU DO NOW.

- LAVERNE, WE'VE WORKED TOGETHER FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA FORGET WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE...

NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY.

- WELL, THANK YOU FOR THAT.

- LAVERNE, I UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE A LITTLE UPSET.

THIS IS A BIG CHANGE FOR YOU.

- HEY, IF YOU WANT TO UP AND SELL YOUR PRACTICE

TO THE FIRST JOKER THAT COMES ALONG,

THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS.

- LAVERNE, DO YOU KNOW WHY I SOLD THE PRACTICE?

- GOT TIRED OF MY HICKORY STORIES?

- NO...

WELL, NOT ENTIRELY.

IT'S JUST, I'VE BEEN A PEDIATRICIAN

FOR SUCH A LONG TIME,

AND THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER THINGS I WANT TO DO.

BESIDES, ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW DR. TYLER,

I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LIKE HIM.

- DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME.

I'LL TREAT THAT MAN WITH THE SAME RESPECT

I ALWAYS GAVE YOU.

- LAVERNE...

GIVE THE GUY A BREAK!

- DOCTOR, I AM A PROFESSIONAL.

CONDITIONS CHANGE. LIFE GOES ON.

LIKE WE SAY BACK IN HICKORY,

"WHEN THE ROOSTER DIES,

GET AN ALARM CLOCK."

- WORDS TO LIVE BY.

WELL...

[clicks tongue] I GUESS THIS IS IT.

[softly] COME HERE, LAVERNE.

[sighs]

AH.

- COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO, DR. WESTON.

- LIFE GOES ON

AND SO DO WE

JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY

ONE BY ONE, WE FILL THE DAYS

WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS

SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND

THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE

I'M ALWAYS HERE

FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED

RAIN OR SHINE, I'LL BE THE ONE

TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON

WE SHARE IT ALL

AS LIFE GOES ON

- GOOD MORNING, DREYFUSS.

WE HAVE TO BE VERY QUIET.

IT'S DADDY'S FIRST DAY OF RETIREMENT,

AND I WANT HIM TO SLEEP AS LATE AS HE WANTS...

ALTHOUGH I HAVE READ THAT SOME PEOPLE

JUST SORT OF VEGETATE WHEN THEY RETIRE.

THEY LOSE INTEREST IN LIVING.

THEY JUST LIE THERE UNTIL THEY...

WASTE AWAY AND DIE.

OH, MY GOD, IT'S 8:15.

HE'S LOST THE WILL TO LIVE.

DADDY!

DADDY, GET UP! GET UP!

- GOOD MORNING, HONEY. - OH, DADDY!

THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIVE! - OH!

WAIT--SWEETHEART, WHAT-- WHAT'S THE MATTER?

- NOTHING.

SO HAVE YOU MADE ANY PLANS FOR AN ACTIVE, PRODUCTIVE DAY?

- YEAH, WELL, I HAVE A MEETING AT THE HOSPITAL LATER,

AND AFTER THAT, I THOUGHT I'D COME HOME AND JUST VEGETATE.

- NO, NO. THAT'S A BAD IDEA.

YOU HAVE A LOT TO DO-- SHOPPING, PACKING,

PURPOSEFUL ACTIVITY.

IT'S IMPORTANT TO KEEP BUSY, DADDY.

- YEAH, I SUPPOSE.

LISTEN, I-I WAS IN THE GARAGE LOOKING FOR MY LUGGAGE.

- OH, GOOD! CLIMBING THAT LADDER--EXCELLENT.

- YEAH, BUT-- BUT WHERE IS MY LUGGAGE?

- OH, EMILY TOOK IT WHEN SHE WENT BACK TO SCHOOL.

- YOU MEAN ALL I HAVE FOR MY TRIP IS MY GARMENT BAG?

- NOT QUITE.

PATRICK BORROWED IT WHEN HE WENT TO NEW YORK.

- GEE, I BOUGHT THAT LUGGAGE TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD,

BUT I WAS...

KIND OF HOPING TO BE WITH IT WHEN IT WENT.

- WELL, WE HAVE A MILLION THINGS TO TAKE CARE OF.

WHERE SHOULD WE START?

- WELL, I THOUGHT I WOULD JUST-- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

WHERE--WHERE-- WHERE DO WE START?

- WELL, YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D LET YOU DO EVERYTHING

ON YOUR OWN, DID YOU, DADDY?

- WELL, FOR ONE WILD, GLORIOUS MOMENT, I--

NO, I GUESS NOT.

- HEY, WESTONS.

- OH, GOOD, CHARLEY.

YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR BREAKFAST.

- OOH.

YOU SWITCHED BRANDS.

THANKS FOR THINKING OF ME, CAROL,

BUT FOOD IS THE FARTHEST THING FROM MY MIND.

- A MIND IS THE FARTHEST THING FROM YOUR MIND.

- HARRY, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR TRIP TO EUROPE.

- YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT? - OH, NOTHING SPECIAL, EXCEPT...

[sobbing] PLEASE DON'T GO.

PLEASE, HARRY. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

- CHARLEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

- WHAT IF I NEED YOU?

I MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA BE GONE A WHOLE MONTH.

- SIX WEEKS.

- ALL RIGHT, LITTLE LESS THAN A MONTH.

BUT EVEN SO, WHAT IF I NEED YOUR ADVICE?

- I HAVE FULL CONFIDENCE THAT YOU CAN HANDLE ANY DECISION

WITH WISDOM AND GOOD SENSE.

- GEE, YOU REALLY-- YOU REALLY MEAN THAT, HARRY?

- HA HA, ABSOLUTELY.

JUST DON'T MAKE ANY DECISIONS THAT AFFECT ME.

[doorbell rings]

- OH, THAT'S FOR ME.

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. I KIND OF HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.

I ASKED HER TO MEET ME HERE. - AH.

- CHARLEY, I FIND IT REPULSIVE--

NAY, REPUGNANT THAT YOU USE OUR HOME

FOR YOUR TAWDRY LIAISONS.

- CHARLEY, NO MORE OF YOUR BABES IN THIS HOUSE.

- I'M BACK

- SOPHIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- I MISSED THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD.

NOW THAT I SEE ALL OF YOU, I...

CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.

SO WHAT'S UP, DOC?

STILL SCARING LITTLE KIDS?

- NO, DEAR, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M RETIRED.

- WELL, WELCOME TO THE DEATH WATCH.

I MOVED BACK INTO SHADY PINES.

WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN SOMETIME AND...

PLAY DOCTOR?

- WELL, DEAR, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU HAVEN'T LOST

YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.

- OH, BUT I LOST MY SENSE OF TASTE.

NOTHING.

- SOPHIA, ARE YOU GONNA BE AT SHADY PINES PERMANENTLY?

- AT MY AGE, I'M NOT GONNA BE ANYWHERE PERMANENTLY.

YOU READY?

- I TOLD SOPHIA I'D TAKE HER SHOPPING

AND HELP HER GET SETTLED IN.

- CHARLEY, THAT'S VERY GENEROUS OF YOU.

- VERY GENEROUS OF ME-- I SAID I'D PAY HIM 50 BUCKS.

- YOU SAID 60.

- FINE. 60 IS FINE. YOU WANT 60, YOU GOT 60.

HE'S NOT GETTIN' A PENNY.

- SO I LAND IN LONDON, THEN I GO TO SCOTLAND,

THEN BACK TO LONDON.

THEN TO ITALY, BACK TO LONDON,

UH, TO GREECE, BACK TO LONDON,

CZECHOSLOVAKIA AND BACK TO LONDON.

- GOOD LORD, HARRY, WHO LAID THIS TRIP OUT FOR YOU?

- ROYAL LONDON AIRWAYS.

- ANYWAY, THE BOARD'S GOT A LITTLE FAVOR TO ASK YOU.

YOU KNOW THAT CLINIC WE RUN ON CANAL STREET.

- OH, OH, YEAH. IT'S A TOUGH NEIGHBORHOOD.

- THING IS THEY'RE ASKING FOR A BIG BUDGET INCREASE.

WE'D LIKE YOU TO GO DOWN THERE AND EVALUATE THE SITUATION.

IF YOU REMEMBER, DR. SAXON WENT LAST YEAR.

- I REMEMBER.

DID THEY EVER FIND HIS CAR?

- COME ON, HARRY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD A NEIGHBORHOOD.

- DID THEY EVER FIND HIS CAR?

- MOST OF IT.

- WHY DON'T YOU GO, MARTY? COME ON, WHY SEND ME?

- BECAUSE, HARRY, YOU'RE THE LOGICAL CHOICE,

YOU HAVE THE EXPERIENCE. YOU HAVE THE FREE TIME.

AND, UH... YOU GOT THE OLDEST CAR.

- [speaking Spanish]

- YEAH, UH, EXCUSE ME.

AH, HI, I'M HARRY WESTON. DR. DOUGLAS IS EXPECTING ME.

- HEY, BUDDY, THERE'S PEOPLE AHEAD OF YOU.

- OH, NO, NO, NO, DEAR.

I'M--I'M--I'M NOT A PATIENT. I'M A DOCTOR.

- OH, YEAH?

I-I BET YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.

- NOW, NOW, LEAVE THIS MAN ALONE.

DR. DOUGLAS WILL GET TO YOU. I PROMISE.

COME THIS WAY, PLEASE, DOCTOR. - FINE.

THANK YOU, DEAR.

- DR. DOUGLAS, THE PINCH-BUTT FROM THE HOSPITAL IS HERE.

- DR. WESTON, I'M MAXINE DOUGLAS.

- HI.

UH, UH, EXCUSE ME.

DID YOUR NURSE JUST CALL ME "PINCH-BUTT"?

- I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR IRENE.

SHE THINKS ALL YOU DOCTORS ON THE BOARD

ARE A BUNCH OF PRIMA DONNAS

WHO ONLY COME DOWN HERE TO CHECK UP ON US PEASANTS.

- WHERE DID SHE GET AN IDEA LIKE THAT?

- FROM ME.

- DOCTOR, I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG IDEA.

I'M NOT HERE TO CHECK UP ON YOU.

- OKAY, SO... WHY ARE YOU HERE?

- OH, WELL, TO GO OVER YOUR BUDGET REQUEST

AND MAYBE LOOK AT SOME OF YOUR RECORDS,

PATIENT FILES, RECEIPTS FOR EXPENDITURES,

PAYROLL...

OKAY. I'M HERE TO CHECK UP ON YOU.

- YOU KNOW, SOMETHING TELLS ME

YOU'RE NOT LIKE THE OTHER DOCTORS ON THE BOARD.

YOU STRIKE ME AS SENSITIVE....

PERCEPTIVE, INTELLIGENT--

NICE HEIGHT.

- ARE YOU TRYING TO BUTTER ME UP?

- HELL, YEAH.

- WELL, IN THAT CASE, YOU FORGOT RUGGEDLY HANDSOME.

- NO, I DIDN'T.

- WELL, YOUR EXPENDITURES DON'T SEEM TO BE OUT OF LINE,

AND, BOY, YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANY NEW EQUIPMENT

IN QUITE SOME TIME.

- TELL ME ABOUT IT.

I'M TIRED OF GUESSING PEOPLE'S WEIGHT.

- WELL, IT'S HARD TO SEE WHERE ELSE YOU COULD REDUCE EXPENSES.

- STARTING NEXT WEEK, OUR PAYROLL WILL BE CUT IN HALF.

- OH, THAT'S GREAT. HOW ARE YOU MANAGING THAT?

- MY NURSE IS QUITTING.

SHE SAYS SHE CAN'T AFFORD TO RAISE HER FAMILY

ON THE SALARY WE PAY.

- IS IT REALLY THAT BAD? - WELL, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY--

SHE'S GOING BACK TO HAITI.

- WELL, DR. DOUGLAS, IT LOOKS TO ME

LIKE YOUR BUDGET INCREASE IS ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED.

- I HOPE THE REST OF THE BOARD FEELS THAT WAY.

- WELL, I'M SURE THEY'LL TAKE MY RECOMMENDATION.

THAT'S WHY THE SENT ME HERE.

- EITHER THAT, OR YOU GOT THE OLDEST CAR.

- THIS IS INTERESTING. - WHAT'S INTERESTING?

- IN THE LAST 100 YEARS,

367 PEOPLE HAVE COMMITTED SUICIDE

BY JUMPING OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER.

- CAROL, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?

- HEADS UP WHEN YOU COME OUT OF THE GIFT SHOP.

- I THINK I GOT TO TAKE A WALK.

[grunts]

HEY! JEEZ.

LAVERNE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE?

- WELL, I'S FIXIN' TO RING THE BELL,

IF YOU'D GIVE A PERSON HALF A CHANCE.

- WELL, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THERE.

- WHY'D YOU OPEN THE DOOR?

- PLEASE, COME ON IN.

- WELL, I CAN'T STAY LONG.

I JUST DROPPED BY TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE BON VOYAGE PRESENT.

- OH, LAVERNE, THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU.

- WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE?

- THANK YOU. I WILL. - HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?

- USUALLY WITH TOAST AND SCRAMBLED EGGS.

- SO ARE YOU GETTING ALONG OKAY WITH DR. TYLER?

- WELL, AS TATER NORTON SAYS BACK IN HICKORY...

- [softly] HERE WE GO.

- "NO."

AND THEN HE USUALLY SPITS.

- LAVERNE, COME HERE. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

- DOCTOR, DO YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST SO BRIGHT,

SO CAPABLE, SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING THEY DO

THAT JUST BEIN' AROUND 'EM MAKES YOU FEEL INCOMPETENT?

- LAVERNE, YOU SHOULD NEVER FEEL THAT WAY.

- I DON'T. DR. TYLER DOES.

- WAIT--WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU MADE DR. TYLER FEEL INCOMPETENT?

- I MUST'VE. THAT SUCKER FIRED ME.

- UH, WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?

I MEAN, WHY DID HE FIRE YOU?

- THAT MAN WAS COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE,

COME IN THERE, MAKIN' CHANGES LEFT AND RIGHT,

ACTIN' LIKE HE OWNED THE PLACE.

- LAVERNE, HE DOES OWN THE PLACE.

- WELL, HE DON'T OWN ME.

JUST FIND ME ANOTHER JOB.

- WELL, I'M SURE YOU WON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE.

I'LL BE--I'LL BE VERY HAPPY TO WRITE YOU

A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION.

- YOU ALREADY DID.

NOW, IF YOU WOULD JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE.

I PRETTY MUCH KNEW WHAT YOU GONNA SAY.

- "A MODERN-DAY FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE

WITH JUST A TOUCH OF ELEANOR ROOSEVELT"?

- YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

- [groans]

- THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, DR. WESTON, VERY MUCH.

OKAY, I'LL BE GETTIN' ALONG.

I'VE GOT ME A TON OF DOCTORS TO INTERVIEW.

- [chuckles] LAVERNE...

LAVERNE, IT'S THE DOCTOR WHO DOES THE INTERVIEWING,

REMEMBER?

[chuckles] I INTERVIEWED YOU.

- YOU THINK SO, HUH?

- MOCHACCINOS.

[telephone ringing] - OH! [muttering]

HELLO?

HEY, MARTY, WHAT'S UP?

MARTY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

MARTY, LISTEN TO ME!

I GAVE HER MY PROMISE.

WELL, I THINK THAT'S LOUSY.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I...

NO, I'LL TELL HER MYSELF.

- DADDY, WHAT IS IT?

- THE HOSPITAL BOARD OF DIRECTORS--

THEY'RE CLOSING DOWN THE CLINIC.

CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY LUGGAGE?

- DADDY, THIS WILL SAVE YOU PRECIOUS TIME IN THE MORNING.

REMEMBER, A TARDY TRAVELER IS A TROUBLED TRAVELER.

- I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THAT, DEAR.

- OH, MY GOD. - WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

- YOU HAVE NO LUGGAGE TAGS.

- I'LL MUDDLE THROUGH SOMEHOW.

- DADDY, REMEMBER, MANY BAGS LOOK ALIKE.

ALSO REMEMBER THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR IMMEDIATE LOADING AND--

- CAROL! I'M GONNA GO GET LUGGAGE TAGS.

- GO, GO, GO, GO. CHH, CHH, CHH.

- AYE!

LAVERNE, WHAT DID YOU DO--

GET A JOB AS A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS?

- HELLO, DOCTOR.

I JUST CAME OVER TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

- WELL, THANK YOU, DEAR. BUT DIDN'T YOU ALREADY DO THAT?

- WELL, THAT WAS GOOD-BYE FOR YOU LEAVIN'.

THIS GOOD-BYE'S FOR ME LEAVIN'.

- YOU? - YEAH.

I'M GIVIN' UP FLORIDA.

I'M GIVIN' UP MY APARTMENT, AND I'M GIVIN' UP NURSIN'.

I'M GOIN' BACK TO HICKORY

AND LIVE OUT MY DAYS ROCKIN' ON THE FRONT PORCH...

NOT NECESSARILY IN A CHAIR.

- LAVERNE, COME ON. GET IN HERE. LET'S GO.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

LAVERNE, WHAT'S THE MATTER? [door closes]

I MEAN, COULDN'T YOU FIND A JOB?

- OH, FOUND A GREAT JOB

WORKIN' FOR A PROMINENT PLASTIC SURGEON.

- COME HERE. SO... WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

- DOCTOR, I DID NOT BECOME A NURSE

TO HELP A BUNCH OF OVERAGE BEAUTY QUEENS

HAVE THEIR WRINKLES FILLED IN,

THEIR SKIN SANDED DOWN, AND THEIR JOWLS JACKED UP.

HELL, I FELT LIKE I'S WORKIN' FOR EARL SCHEIB.

- SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO BACK IN HICKORY?

- I'M GONNA WORK FOR EARL SCHEIB.

- LAVERNE, COME ON. COME ON.

WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON WITH YOU?

- IT'S THAT DARN PRACTICE OF YOURN.

I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW ATTACHED TO IT I WAS.

I'M LIKE SOME CONVICT WHAT JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON.

I CAN'T MAKE IT ON THE OUTSIDE, DOCTOR.

- LAVERNE, YOU ARE A TALENTED AND DEDICATED NURSE.

- WELL, THEY'S NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT.

- I MEAN, YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TO OFFER TO LET IT GO TO WASTE.

THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD IN NEED OUT THERE.

- THINK I'M BEIN' A TAD SELFISH?

- I THINK WHAT YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO

IS FIND SOMEPLACE WHERE YOU'RE NEEDED

AND THEN JUST MEET THAT CHALLENGE.

- YOU'RE RIGHT. I HAVE VALUE.

I AM LAVERNE HIGBY TODD.

I AM NURSE.

- AH, THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

- ONCE AGAIN, I FIND MYSELF IN YOUR DEBT, DOCTOR.

- THAT'S OKAY, LAVERNE. - NO, IT AIN'T.

I HATE BEIN' IN YOUR DEBT.

WELL...

GOOD-BYE AGAIN.

- OKAY.

LAVERNE...

- OH. - ALL RIGHT.

MAY I COME IN?

- DO YOU HAVE ACCIDENT INSURANCE?

- I HAVE A FEELING IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME,

IT--IT WON'T BE AN ACCIDENT.

- YOU GOT "ON PURPOSE" INSURANCE?

- LOOK, IF IT MAKES ANY DIFFERENCE,

I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND HOW NECESSARY THIS PLACE IS.

I WAS UP ALL NIGHT THINKING ABOUT IT.

- AW...

YOU LOST A NIGHT'S SLEEP.

PEOPLE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD LOST A WHOLE LOT MORE.

- YOU KNOW, IF--IF YOU GET DOWN OF YOU HIGH HORSE FOR A MINUTE,

MAYBE THERE'S A WAY THEY WON'T HAVE TO.

- OKAY, I'M DISMOUNTING. NOW, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- I'M TALKING ABOUT KEEPING THIS PLACE OPEN.

YOU DON'T NEED THE HOSPITAL.

RUN IT AS A PRIVATE CLINIC.

- [gasps] MY OWN CLINIC?

WHAT A GREAT IDEA!

I'LL JUST CALL MY BROKER,

CASH IN MY SECURITIES, AND SELL THE RACEHORSE.

[gasps] OH, NO.

I DON'T HAVE A QUARTER FOR THE PHONE.

- LOOK, I-I CALLED IN A FEW FAVORS LAST NIGHT,

AND I HAVE COMMITMENTS THAT'LL KEEP THIS PLACE GOING

FOR ANOTHER TWO MONTHS.

- THAT'D JUST BE POSTPONING THE INEVITABLE.

- ISN'T THAT WHAT PRACTICING MEDICINE IS--

POSTPONING THE INEVITABLE?

- YOU REALLY THINK I CAN DO THIS ON MY OWN?

- [scoffs] NOT A CHANCE.

- DID I MISS SOMETHING HERE?

- NO, YOU CAN'T DO IT ON YOUR OWN, BUT...

WE COULD DO IT TOGETHER.

- WHAT--YOU AND ME?

- WHAT, YOU HAVE SOME TROUBLE WORKING WITH A PINCH-BUTT?

- WHAT ABOUT YOUR TRIP TO EUROPE?

- AH, I CANCELED IT.

UH, HERE'S THE MONEY I WAS GONNA SPEND ON IT.

CONSIDER IT OUR FIRST OFFICIAL DONATION.

- THIS IS ALL YOU WERE GONNA SPEND IN EUROPE?

HOW WERE YOU GOING-- AS AN AU PAIR?

- COME ON, COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

ALL RIGHT. WE'LL DO IT.

- WELL, YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO?

I CAN BE A PRETTY BOSSY PARTNER.

- [chuckling]

YOU CAN'T TELL ME ABOUT BOSSY.

I SPENT EIGHT YEARS WORKING WITH THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS.

- WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE.

PUT THIS STUFF BACK IN THE STOREROOM.

- HERE WE GO. THAT'S IT. THERE YOU GO.

- OH, EXCUSE ME.

I CAME ABOUT THIS AD FOR A NURSE,

AND, UH, HERE'S MY RESUME.

- JOB DOESN'T PAY MUCH. - I'M USED TO THAT.

- WE WORK LONG HOURS.

YOU SHOULD KNOW I'M A PERFECTIONIST

WHEN IT COMES TO PATIENT CARE.

- SO AM I.

- WELL, THEN I THINK YOU JUST MIGHT DO.

IF THIS CHECKS OUT, YOU GOT A JOB.

- NOT SO FAST.

I LIKE THE DOCTOR I WORK FOR TO BE PUNCTUAL.

- I'M EXTREMELY PUNCTUAL.

- AND I SPEAK MY MIND

IF THEY'S SOMETHIN' BOTHERIN' ME...

HELL, EVEN IF THEY'S NOTHIN' BOTHERIN' ME.

- I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

- WELL, THEN I THINK YOU JUST MIGHT DO.

- GREAT. WHEN DO I START?

- HOW 'BOUT NOW?

- OKAY. HERE.

HEY, PARTNER, I THINK WE GOT OURSELVES A NEW NURSE.

- OH, THAT'S GREAT,

BECAUSE ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS I WANT TO DO IS--

[stammering]

- AND THIS WILL BE YOUR DESK. - I LIKE IT.

- AND THE AIR CONDITIONER AND ELECTRICALS ARE OVER HERE.

- UH-HUH. - UH, THE BATHROOM'S OVER THERE.

- OKEY-DOKEY.

- THERE'S YOUR PARKING SPACE. [engine turning]

AND THERE GOES MY CAR GOING DOWN THE STREET.

EXCUSE ME. HEY!

- AIN'T YOU GOT THE CLUB?

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