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- HEY, DREYF. COME ON. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY. COME ON.
TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME. DO I LOOK A YEAR OLDER?
THAT A YES OR A NO?
YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, IN DOGGIE YEARS,
I'M...WELL, I'M...
MOSES.
COME ON. COME ON. WE'LL GO GET SOME BREAKFAST.
- NO, HE DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING.
NOW, DON'T BE LATE OR YOU'LL SPOIL THE SURPRISE.
RIGHT. TONIGHT. 8:00 SHARP.
PRESENTS? I DON'T KNOW.
FOR A GUY HIS AGE YOU CAN'T GO WRONG
WITH PAJAMAS. [laughing]
YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
- COME HERE, COME HERE. COME HERE.
SHH. COME HERE. DID YOU HEAR THAT?
THERE'S A SURPRISE PARTY FOR ME.
THEY DON'T KNOW THAT I KNOW, BUT I DO KNOW.
THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. [laughing]
- LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE
JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY
ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS
WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS
SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND
THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE
I'M ALWAYS HERE
FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED
RAIN OR SHINE, I'LL BE THE ONE
TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON
WE SHARE IT ALL
AS LIFE GOES ON
- UH! A PARTY?
GOD, I AM SO SURPRISED!
YOU'RE HERE TOO! HI!
WELL, I FEEL PRETTY GOOD.
I CANNOT-- - WHAT ARE YOU MUMBLING ABOUT?
- NOTHING, LAVERNE. NOTHING.
- DOCTOR, I GOT A DILEMMA. IT'S ABOUT TONIGHT.
- OH, YEAH. TONIGHT?
- YEAH, I'M GOIN' TO THE MOVIES
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND RIGETTA
AND WE ARE TORN BETWEEN OLD YELLER AND DRACULA.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO SEE?
- WELL, OLD YELLER'S A CLASSIC.
I'D GO THERE. - OKAY, IT'S SETTLED.
WE'RE A-GOIN' TO DRACULA.
- ALL RIGHT. WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.
AND I WANT A FULL REPORT ON MONDAY.
NOW, WHAT HAVE WE GOT FOR TODAY?
- LET'S SEE. YOUR FIRST APPOINTMENT'S AT 9:00--
OH, MY LORD. TODAY'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
I PLUM FORGOT.
- OH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL, LAVERNE.
I'M SURE EVERYBODY ELSE HAS FORGOTTEN TOO.
- HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW ANYWAY? ABOUT 80?
- 59.
- LET'S SEE. 28 YEARS OF PRACTICE.
15 PATIENTS A DAY FIVE DAYS A WEEK.
CARRY THE OUT.
YOU'VE SEEN 105,000 PATIENTS.
- AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN GREAT.
- ALL OF THEM?
- WELL, WE HAVE HAD OUR SHARE OF DOOZIES.
JEFFREY! HOW ARE WE TODAY?
- HORRIBLE. I THINK I'VE GOT PROSTATE PROBLEMS.
- WELL, I--I--I DOUBT THAT.
YOU HARDLY HAVE A PROSTATE.
- I HAVE ALL THE CLASSIC SYMPTOMS.
INSOMNIA, IRRITABILITY, WEAK STREAM.
- ROOM ONE. JILL HANOVER.
REGULAR CHECKUP
WITH THE WELCOME- TO-WOMANHOOD TALK.
HERE'S THE CUTAWAY PELVIC DIAGRAM
AND THE COMPLEMENTARY WELCOME-TO-WOMANHOOD
STARTER KIT.
- SO, SWEETHEART.
THEY TELL ME YOU'VE BECOME A WOMAN SINCE LAST WE MET.
OH! NICKY, NICK, NICK. NO, NICK...
HI, PHOEBE DEAR, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
- I NEED A BLOOD TEST.
- WHY? WHAT FOR?
- DON'T TELL MY MOM, BUT I'M GETTING MARRIED.
- UNDER THE POWERS VESTED IN ME
BY THE AMERICAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION,
I HEREBY PRONOUNCE YOU GOING STEADY.
WITH NO THOUGHTS AT ALL FOR A VERY LONG, LONG TIME
ABOUT MARRIAGE.
- THANK YOU, DR. WESTON.
- WELL, I GUESS UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
AND WITH ADULT SUPERVISION,
IT WOULD BE OKAY IF YOU TWO GUYS WANNA KISS.
both: EW!
- HEY!
- LITTLE LARRY LARSON IS HERE,
AND BOY, IS HE EXCITED.
HE'S DONE A-RID THE THUNDERIN' CYCLONE THREE TIME.
- THEY LET HIM ON THE THUNDERING CYCLONE?
HOW DID HE GET TALL ENOUGH?
- WELL, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO ASK HIM.
- DR. WESTON, I NEED A WOMAN.
- UH-UH-UH-UH. A WOMAN. A WOMAN, HUH?
- PREFERABLY ONE IN HER 30s.
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH GIRLS YOUR OWN AGE?
- GIRLS MY AGE ARE OKAY, I GUESS,
BUT THEY JUST DON'T MAKE MY PANTS DANCE.
- HERE YOU GO.
- WHAT IS THIS?
- IT'S A BIRTHDAY PRESENT! OPEN IT!
- NOW?
- AT YOUR AGE, I WOULDN'T WASTE ANY TIME.
- OH! A NEEDLEPOINT SAMPLER!
"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
"YOUR PATIENTS LOVE YOU
AND I DO TOO."
YOU MADE THIS FOR ME?
- NO, ROSEY GRIER HAD A GARAGE SALE!
OF COURSE I MADE IT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
- NOTHING.
I JUST WOULDN'T HAVE EXPECTED
SOMETHING SO SENTIMENTAL FROM YOU, THAT'S ALL.
BUT AFTER ALL OUR YEARS TOGETHER,
I GUESS I SHOULD KNOW BY NOW
TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.
- WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD MAKE YOU GO
TO SOMEONE ELSE FOR A SHOT?
- WELL, LAVERNE, IT'S A VERY COMPLICATED ISSUE.
YOU AND I HAVE WORKED LONG AND HARD
TO DEFINE OUR PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP,
TO MAINTAIN THAT DELICATE BALANCE
BETWEEN DOCTOR AND NURSE AND PERSONAL AND BUSINESS.
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN'?
- I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE MY HINEY.
- WELL, IT'S NOT GONNA BE A GOLDEN MOMENT
IN MY LIFE EITHER.
- LAVERNE? WHERE ARE YOU?
- I'M AT HOME. I HAD OTTO THE JANITOR
SET UP THIS SPEAKER BOX.
- WHY? - OH, I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST THOUGHT IT'S TIME TO TRY RUNNIN' THE OFFICE
A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY.
YOU KNOW, A MORE OF A HANDS-OFF APPROACH.
- LAVERNE, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
I CAN'T TALK TO A BOX ALL DAY!
- PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!
I WILL NOT HAVE MYSELF SHAKEN AROUND LIKE THAT!
- HI THERE! I'M TIM CORNELL, YOUR NURSE TRAINEE.
- UH-HUH.
IT'S GONNA BE A PLEASURE TO WORK WITH YOU.
- THANKS.
- NOW, FALL IN, YOU SLIMY WORM!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY SENT ME! A BOY NURSE!
I BET YOU THINK 'CAUSE YOU DON'T GOT DARTS ON YOUR BLOUSE,
I'M GONNA BE EASY ON YOU.
YOU THINK THAT, DON'T YOU, BOY?
- NO, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
- YOU?
THE EWE IS A FEMALE SHEEP.
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I AM, BOY?
OKAY, EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER.
I JUST NEED YOUR INSURANCE CARD
AND THE NAME OF YOUR EMPLOYER.
- THAT'S KIMMEL MOTORS.
- KIMMEL MOTORS?
YOU WORK FOR KIMMEL MOTORS?
- I'M THE SERVICE MANAGER THERE.
- BUD?
YOU BUD LARKIN?
YOU'VE BEEN GIVIN' ME THE RUNAROUND ALL WEEK
ABOUT MY CAR. I'M LAVERNE TODD.
- OH...
HI!
UM, HERE'S MY INSURANCE CARD.
- CARD. SORRY, BUD.
I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE THE POLICY.
- THE POLICY? BUT--BUT THAT'S AT HOME!
- UH-OH.
LET ME ASK YOU, HOW OFTEN DO YOU
BRING IN YOUR DAUGHTER
FOR THE RECOMMENDED MAINTENANCE?
- NOW, LOOK, MAYBE I SHOULD
JUST TAKE MY DAUGHTER AND GO.
- OH, I'M SORRY.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP HER OVERNIGHT.
WE'RE HAVIN' TROUBLE GETTIN' PARTS.
- UH-HUH. THE ICE MACHINE
DOESN'T MAKE THAT NOISE ANYMORE.
- OH, YEAH, I TINKERED WITH THE FRIDGE A BIT.
- LAVERNE. OH-HO. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
- [playing Dixie]
- DADDY, THAT IS THE THIRD TIME
YOU'VE CHANGED OUTFITS TONIGHT. WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I DON'T KNOW. SOMETIMES YOU JUST FEEL LIKE DRESSING UP.
- OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU LATER. WE'RE GOING APARTMENT HUNTING.
- REALLY?
- YEAH, I FINALLY FOUND A LOFT I THINK WE CAN AFFORD.
- GOOD! THAT'S--THAT'S GOOD.
- BYE! - YEAH, BYE. BYE-BYE.
[blowing raspberry] WHAT A SETUP.
I MEAN, THEY'RE REALLY SETTING ME UP.
- OH, DAD, I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
BARBARA CALLED TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
SHE SAID SHE'LL CALL YOU LATER.
- UH-HUH.
TOO BAD SHE COULDN'T BE HERE FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
- YEAH, I MISS BARBARA.
- OH, SO DO I. CAROL MISSES HER TOO.
- REALLY?
HEY, WEREN'T THOSE TWO FIGHTING ALL THE TIME?
- NO! NO! NO, NO!
WELL, PERHAPS THERE WERE A FEW MINOR SKIRMISHES.
- GET OUT OF MY WAY! - GET OUT OF MY WAY!
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THE THREE STOOGES!
- AM NOT! NYUH, NYUH! WAH-BOO-BOO, WAH-BOO-BOO!
- SISTERS
- SISTERS
both: THERE WERE NEVER SUCH DEVOTED SISTERS
- MANY MEN HAVE TRIED TO SPLIT US UP
BUT NO ONE CAN
- LORD HELP THE MISTER
WHO COMES BETWEEN ME AND MY SISTER
both:
AND LORD HELP THE SISTER
WHO COMES BETWEEN ME AND MY MAN
- CAROL, HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US
TO THE TENNIS MATCH TONIGHT? IT'LL BE FUN.
AND BESIDES, YOU KNOW HOW SCARED YOU GET
WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE AT NIGHT.
- DADDY, IT'S NOT AS BAD AS ALL THAT.
- BOO! - AAH!
- ALL RIGHT. STOP SCARING YOUR SISTER, PLEASE!
- OKAY, DADDY. SWAMP THING!
- DADDY! - GO, GO!
- DO YOU THINK I'M A COMPLETE LOSER?
- WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
- I WAS CLEANING
AND I NOTICED HOW THE LIGHT SLICED THROUGH THE DUST.
AND I THOUGHT "ONE DAY THAT'S WHAT I'LL BE. DUST."
AND WHAT WILL I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT?
NO HUSBAND, NO CHILDREN.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY JOB AT THE LIBRARY.
- OH, COME ON, CAROL, CAROL, CAROL. SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
COME ON, BABY. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
- WHAT A NUT.
[playing Heart and Soul]
[Carol playing off-key]
[Carol ends song with a flourish]
- WE DID IT! WE GOT THROUGH IT!
[applause]
BARBARA, I ACKNOWLEDGED YOU.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE ME.
- YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO FINISH WITH A FLOURISH!
- BUT YOU MESSED UP YOUR PART. I COVERED FOR YOU!
- YOU DIDN'T COVER! YOU HOGGED!
- DID NOT! - DID TOO!
- WOW! NOW I KNOW WHY YOU TURNED TOTALLY GRAY.
COME ON, HARRY. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
- WHERE... WHERE ARE WE GOING?
- TO THE MALL FOR A FEW HOURS.
I COULDN'T DECIDE WHAT TO GET YOU,
SO I THOUGHT I'D LET YOU PICK UP YOUR OWN PRESENT.
- OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR A FEW HOURS?
OKAY. SURE. I MEAN, WHATEVER YOU SAY, DEAR.
- YOU KNOW, DAD, IT'S A SHAME
YOU CAN'T SHARE YOUR BIRTHDAY WITH A DATE.
OR HAVE YOU LOST INTEREST IN WOMEN BY NOW?
- WELL, I'M NOT EXACTLY GERALDO OR WILFRED,
BUT THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW LADIES IN MY LIFE,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- OH, HARRY, EVEN AFTER 15 YEARS,
YOU'RE JUST AS TERRIFIC AS I REMEMBERED.
NO WONDER I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS HUGE CRUSH ON YOU.
- OH, I--
SORRY, SORRY, THAT'S MINE. NO, WELL, FORGET IT. KEEP IT.
I MEAN, IF YOU LIKE IT, IT'S NUMBER 24 ON THE MENU.
- IN SCHOOL, I USED TO DRAW
LITTLE HEARTS ALL OVER MY BINDER.
- WITH ME, IT WAS SKULLS.
- AND IN THE HEARTS I WOULD WRITE
"DR. AND MRS. HARRY WESTON."
- OH.
WELL, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T WANT THE TWO OF YOU FIGHTING
OVER THAT ONE PIECE.
[laughing]
- HARRY, I'M NOT BLIND.
I KNEW FROM THE MOMENT THAT I SUGGESTED THE HOTEL
THAT THIS WOULD BE DIFFICULT FOR YOU.
I WAS HOPING THAT I MIGHT EASE YOU THROUGH IT.
- I FEEL LIKE A SCHOOL KID HERE.
THIS IS SO SCARY!
I MEAN, LIBBY AND I, WE HAD 32 YEARS
TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
YOU AND I, JUST A MONTH WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE
BEING TICKLED BEHIND THE LEFT EAR
OR I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WOULD FEEL
ABOUT THE THINGS I SAY IN A MOMENT OF PASSION.
- WHAT DO YOU SAY?
- I'D RATHER NOT GO INTO THAT.
- WHAT? - NO. NOTHING.
NO, IT'S SILLY OUT OF CONTEXT.
PLUS, YOU HAVE TO BE FAMILIAR
WITH THE MOVIE YANKEE DOODLE DANDY.
- I'M MYRNA AND THIS IS CHARLOTTE.
- HOW DO YOU DO?
- IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
YOUR TABLE PARTNERS FOR THE CRUISE.
- OH, WELL, I'M HARRY WESTON
AND THESE ARE MY DAUGHTERS-- THIS IS CAROL AND BARBARA.
- HI. - AND WHERE IS MRS. WESTON?
- UH, WELL, THERE IS NO MRS. WESTON. I'M A WIDOWER.
both: OH!
- DID YOU GET ON AT FORT LAUDERDALE?
- UH, YES, YES. WE LIVE IN MIAMI.
both: OH!
- WHAT DO YOU DO, HARRY?
- I'M A PEDIATRICIAN.
both: OH!
- PAIGE? - HARRY?
- OH, WELL, I WASN'T EXPECTING SOMEONE SO...YOUNG.
- I WASN'T EXPECTING SOMEONE SO...
- DISTINGUISHED?
YOU KNOW, TALL, TALL, TALL.
TALL WILL BE ALL RIGHT TOO, DEAR.
HERE, PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. - THANK YOU.
- UH-HUH.
- CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING NOW?
- I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING A DRINK,
UNLESS YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS.
- UNCOMFORTABLE? NO, NO, NO. NOT AT ALL.
I'LL HAVE A BEER AND SHE'LL HAVE A SHIRLEY TEMPLE.
- HOW ABOUT A WHITE WINE?
- YOU HAVE ID, RIGHT?
- YES.
- DOLLAR OFF WITH YOUR SENIOR CITIZEN'S CARD!
- SO, WHY DO YOU THINK
DR. WILLIAMS THOUGHT WE SHOULD GO OUT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT BUSINESS ARE YOU IN?
- ANTIQUES.
- GEE, EMILY, THE HOUSE IS SO DARK.
- THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE LEAVE IN THE DAY
AND COME BACK WHEN IT'S NIGHT.
- OH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
WELL, LET'S GO INSIDE!
IT'S EMPTY. THE LIVING ROOM IS EMPTY.
- OF COURSE, IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.
CAROL AND PATRICK ARE STILL OUT LOOKING AT LOFTS.
- OH, RIGHT. YEAH, RIGHT, DEAR.
THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE.
- ANYWAY, SHOPPING WAS FUN, HARRY.
- YEAH, I LOVE THE SHOE TREES WE PICKED OUT.
- OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
THERE'S SOMETHING I WANNA SHOW YOU IN THE KITCHEN.
- IN THE KITCHEN?
WELL, THEN, LEAD ON.
- SEE? THE LINOLEUM'S STARTING TO COME UP.
NOW, I DON'T CARE THAT MUCH,
BUT CAROL'S AFRAID SHE'S GONNA TRIP AND FALL.
ANYWAY, I'VE GOTTA RUN. I GOT A DATE.
- WAIT. WAIT. WHAT? A DATE NOW AT THIS HOUR?
- HARRY, IT'S 8:30.
- YEAH, IT IS. IT'S ALREADY 8:30.
- ANYWAY, I LOVE YOU, DAD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- ALL RIGHT. THANKS, DEAR.
- HEY, HARRY.
MY PARTY'S RUNNING LOW ON BREWSKI.
I THOUGHT I'D STOCK UP.
- OH, THERE'S A PARTY?
- YEAH, I'M THROWING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR THOR,
HEAD MAINTENANCE GUY IN THE SHIP.
- OH, REALLY? THAT'S--THAT'S THE PARTY.
- HEY, WHY DON'T YOU COME ON OVER?
I GOT ONE CHICK ABOUT YOUR AGE.
WE HAVE TO WAKE HER UP.
BUT YOU'RE WELCOME TO HER.
[door slams]
- OH, WELL, I GUESS...
THERE'S NO PARTY.
SERVES ME RIGHT FOR EAVESDROPPING ON CHARLEY.
CHARLEY.
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE HIM
FOR A NEIGHBOR ANYWAY?
- I TALKED TO THE THERAPIST ON THE SHIP.
- YOU HAVE A THERAPIST ON THE SHIP?
- YEAH, ERIC.
- HE DOUBLES AS A SKEET SHOOTING INSTRUCTOR.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?
- HE SAID "DEATH IS NOT TO BE FEARED,
"BUT TO BE ACCEPTED AS PART
"OF THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS.
PULL!"
- CHARLEY, I GOTTA TELL YOU.
I MEAN, I'M REAL SORRY YOU LOST YOUR SEX DRIVE AND ALL,
BUT I'VE SORT OF ENJOYED HAVING YOU AROUND THE HOUSE
THESE LAST FEW DAYS.
- YEAH, IT'S BEEN GREAT.
- YOU'VE EVEN TURNED ME AROUND, CHARLEY.
- YOU'VE BECOME THE FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR
WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
- OH, GEE, THANKS, HARRY.
AND YOU KNOW...
I DON'T EVEN MISS THE OLD ME.
THAT LIFE I LED, IT WAS...EMPTY, POINTLESS,
IT WAS GOING NOWHERE, BUT NOW...
I'VE GOT THIS FEELING OF...OH, BOY.
- WHAT? WHAT IS IT, CHARLEY?
- I THINK MAYBE MY SEX DRIVE IS COMING BACK.
CAROL, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION
"FEED THE FEVER, BOFF THE FLU"?
- STAY BACK. STAY BACK.
[glass shatters]
CHARLEY! - OH, MY GOD!
- CHARLEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
- AT THE MOMENT, EVERYTHING POSSIBLE
TO KEEP FROM WETTING MYSELF.
HEY, DID YOU GUYS HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT THE HURRICANE?
IT'S GONNA HIT IN AN HOUR.
THEY SAID TO STOCK UP ON FOOD.
I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DO THE SAME.
- WILL THE MODEL COME OUT, PLEASE?
- HI, LADIES.
CAROL. BARBARA.
SORRY, I DON'T MEAN TO POINT.
- WELL, I GOT MY SURPRISE.
SURPRISE WAS...NO SURPRISE!
COME ON. COME ON, DREYF, LET'S GO.
WE'LL GET TO BED EARLY.
[Dreyfuss barking]
- DREYF. DREYF, DREYF, DREYF, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- all: SURPRISE!
- OH, DADDY, IT WAS ALL A SETUP!
- AS THE MAYOR OF PALM SPRINGS SAID
"WE GOT YOU, BABE!"
- A SETUP? THE WHOLE THING WAS A SETUP?
- YEAH, ALL OF IT. CHARLEY'S PHONE COLLEGE PARTY.
THE SHOPPING TRIPS. ALL OF IT.
- DOCTOR, WE GOT YOU GOOD.
WE KNEW YOU KNEW, BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WE KNEW YOU KNEW.
- COME ON, DADDY. OPEN YOUR PRESENTS.
- OH, I CAN'T--
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT A SECOND.
THE PART ABOUT YOU TWO HUNTING FOR AN APARTMENT?
- THAT WAS A SETUP TOO! - MOVING? AGH!
THAT IS THE FARTHEST THING FROM OUR MINDS!
PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS.
[Charley exhales]
- IS THAT A FLY UP THERE?
- YES, I THINK IT IS.
JUST FLYING AROUND.
[Charley buzzing]
- THEY HAVE HUNDREDS OF EYES, YOU KNOW?
- OH, I KNOW.
JUST THINK OF ALL THE THINGS THEY MUST SEE.
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