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- EMILY...
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HAVE YOU NOTICED
ANYTHING FUNNY
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ABOUT PATRICK LATELY?
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- WELL, HE'S STILL
DATING YOU.
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BUT THAT'S NOT
HA-HA FUNNY.
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- SOMETHING'S
CHANGED BETWEEN US.
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- WHAT?
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- LAST NIGHT
I ASKED HIM IF HE LOVED ME,
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AND INSTEAD OF HIS USUAL YES,
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HE SAID UH-HUH.
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- UH-OH.
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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I GET THE FEELING
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
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I JUST CAN'T
PUT MY FINGER ON IT.
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- GOOD MORNING, GIRLS.
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HOW ARE YOU?
IS PATRICK AWAKE YET?
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- WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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- NOTHING. I WAS JUST
GOING THROUGH MY FILES
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AND I FOUND THIS COPY
OF THE SPRINKLER WORK HE DID.
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MAYBE HE COULD USE IT
FOR HIS RECORDS.
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- OH, DADDY.
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
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NOW I HAVE
THE EXACT DATE
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OF WHEN PATRICK
AND I BECAME ONE.
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- [grumbles]
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- OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S IT.
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OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
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DAMN YOU, CAROL WESTON.
DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU.
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- CAROL, IS THIS ONE
OF YOUR OTHER PERSONALITIES
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FIGHTING TO GET OUT?
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- NO, EMILY.
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NEXT WEEK IS PATRICK
AND MY SIX-MONTH ANNIVERSARY.
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- SO?
- SO, WE'RE DOOMED.
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I'VE NEVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP
LAST LONGER THAN THAT,
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SAVE FOR THE MOCKERY
OF MY MARRIAGE.
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- CAROL, HONEY,
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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WHAT ABOUT
THAT REAL CUTE LITTLE GUY?
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UH...STEVE.
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YOU WERE STEADY WITH HIM
ALL THROUGH THE FIFTH GRADE.
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- DADDY, STEVE WAS GOING
STEADY WITH PHILIP SWENSON.
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I WAS HIS BEARD.
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-
LIFE GOES ON,
AND SO DO WE
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JUST HOW WE DO IT
IS NO MYSTERY
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ONE BY ONE
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WE FILL THE DAYS
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WE FIND A THOUSAND
DIFFERENT WAYS
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SOMETIMES THE ANSWER
CAN BE HARD TO FIND
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THAT'S SOMETHING
I WILL NEVER BE
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I'M ALWAYS HERE
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FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED
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RAIN OR SHINE
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I'LL BE THE ONE
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TO SHARE IT ALL
AS LIFE GOES ON
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WE SHARE IT ALL
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AS LIFE GOES ON
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- AND, MR. HETZEL,
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I'D APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU WOULD KEEP SPIKE
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IN YOUR OWN YARD
FROM NOW ON.
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COME ON, DREYF.
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IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
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[door closes]
YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.
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YOU'RE A LOVER,
NOT A FIGHTER.
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BESIDES,
HE'S A VERY BIG CAT.
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[doorbell rings]
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SURE, HE'S DECLAWED,
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BUT THOSE LITTLE PADS,
THEY CAN HURT.
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- TELL ME
I DIDN'T JUST SEE
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YOUR DOG GET HIS BUTT
KICKED BY THAT CAT.
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- LAVERNE, COME ON.
HOW'S THE LEG TODAY?
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- OH,
IT'S COMPLETELY HEALED.
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I'M JUST WEARIN'
THIS CAST FOR THE LOOK.
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- COME ON.
COME ON IN, COME ON IN.
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WOW. SO...
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YOU MUST BE
LAVERNE'S NEPHEW.
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- YES, SIR.
WADE HIGBY DAVIS.
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PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
- LIKEWISE, SON.
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- CAN YOU SEE
THE RESEMBLANCE?
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HE'S GOT THE DISTINCTIVE
HIGBY EYE-TEETH.
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- CLEARLY, THAT'S UNCANNY.
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SO, YOUR AUNT VERNE TELLS ME
YOU'RE GONNA BE A FRESHMAN
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AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
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HE'S GOT A FULL
WRESTLIN' SCHOLARSHIP.
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- OH, I'M IMPRESSED.
THAT'S A REAL TOUGH SPORT.
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- NO KIDDIN'. YOU SHOULD SEE
HIS TAKE-DOWN MOVE.
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HE'S BROKE 17 NOSES TO DATE.
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- 18, IF YOU COUNT MAMA'S.
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- NOBODY
LIKES A BRAGGER, BOY.
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- SORRY, MA'AM.
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- HEY, LAVERNE, THAT ROLL-AWAY
BED YOU WANT IS IN THE GARAGE.
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HI, I'M EMILY.
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- WOW.
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I'M WADE.
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- ROLL THAT TONGUE
BACK IN YOUR MOUTH
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BEFORE IT DRIES UP.
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WADE, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE THAT BED
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AND PUT IT INTO THE TRUCK?
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- YES, MA'AM.
IT WAS NICE MEETIN' EVERYONE.
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EMILY...
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- HMM, HE'S A CUTE KID.
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YOU KNOW, IF HE WERE
A COUPLE OF YEARS OLDER--
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- YOU'D HAVE ME TO DEAL WITH.
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[with southern twang]
- YES, MA'AM.
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- THANKS FOR THE BED,
EMILY.
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DOCTOR, I'LL GET IT
BACK TO YOU
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AS SOON AS I CAN
BUY WADE ONE OF HIS OWN.
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- OH, WON'T HE BE
LIVING IN THE DORM?
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- OH, NO, SIR.
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WE MADE THAT MISTAKE
WITH HIS OLDER BROTHER BILLY.
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HE WENT OFF
TO COLLEGE ON HIS OWN.
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IT RUINED HIS WHOLE LIFE.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
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- WELL, HE FELL IN
WITH THE WRONG CROWD.
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STARTED DRINKIN', GOT BOOTED
OUT OF VETERINARY SCHOOL.
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NOW HE'S GIVIN' FLEA DIPS
DOWN AT A POUNDS-OF-HOUNDS.
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- ISN'T THAT
ALWAYS THE CASE?
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- BILLY HAD
A REAL BRIGHT FUTURE,
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BUT HE THREW IT ALL AWAY.
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THAT'S NOT
GONNA HAPPEN TO WADE.
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I PROMISED THE FAMILY
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HE COULD STAY WITH ME
SO I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.
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- I HOPE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO.
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BOYS AT THAT AGE
CAN BE A REAL HANDFUL.
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- YOU'RE TELLIN' ME
HOW TO HANDLE MY KIN?
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YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE.
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YOU CAN'T EVEN TEACH YOUR DOG
HOW TO STAND UP TO A CAT.
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- LAVERNE,
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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DREYFUSS
CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF.
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- AUNTIE, THAT BED'S
ALL LOADED UP.
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- ALL RIGHT.
- [meows]
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- [laughing]
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- OH, CAROL, YOU HAVE
REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF.
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THIS RAVIOLI IS SQUISITO.
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- AND IT'S FOR PATRICK.
- OUCH.
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- HI. AH, JUST WHAT
I'VE BEEN CRAVIN' FOR.
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- UH-UH, PATRICK. WE DON'T
WANT TO DULL OUR PALATE.
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DINNER'S GONNA
BE READY IN A FEW MINUTES.
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- I'M FINE.
JUST SAVE ME A LITTLE SOMETHING.
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AND I'LL NUKE IT LATER.
- BUT MY SAUCE!
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GREAT.
THE BUTTER AND THE EGG YOLKS
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ARE ALREADY
STARTING TO SEPARATE.
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JUST LIKE ME AND PATRICK.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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- CAROL, YOUR RELATIONSHIP
IS NOT ON THE ROCKS.
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- SMELLS LIKE THE OL'
SAVE-THE-RELATIONSHIP DINNER.
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GOD, HAS IT REALLY
BEEN SIX MONTHS ALREADY?
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- I HATE YOU, TOO, CHARLEY.
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- CAROL, IF YOU REALLY THINK
PATRICK IS LOSING INTEREST,
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MAYBE IT JUST MEANS
TRYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT,
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EVEN SILLY.
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BE SPONTANEOUS.
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- EMILY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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PATRICK'S BORED BECAUSE
OUR LIFE TOGETHER IS ROUTINE.
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THAT'S IT.
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I'VE GOTTA START
PLANNING SOME SPONTANEITY.
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I'LL SIMPLY REINVENT MYSELF.
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- BOY, THIS IS TERRIFIC.
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YOU KNOW, CAROL,
IN ALL SINCERITY,
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IT'S AMAZING THIS KIND
OF THING HAPPENS TO YOU,
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THAT WITHOUT FAIL
AT THE SIX-MONTH MARK
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THEY DUMP YOU.
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I DON'T GET THOSE GUYS.
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- THANK YOU, CHARLEY.
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- WHAT TAKES THEM SO LONG?
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- AUNTIE, THAT WAS
ONE DELICIOUS MEAL.
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BOY, HAVE I MISSED
YOUR COOKIN'.
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- OH, COME ON NOW. I CAN
SEE YOUR MAMA FEED YOU WELL.
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- SHE'S GOOD COOK AND ALL,
BUT JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
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YOUR PIGS' BRAINS ARE BETTER.
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- THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR MAMA
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NEVER LETS THE OIL
GET HOT ENOUGH.
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I'VE GOT
BIG PLANS FOR TONIGHT.
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I'LL PULL OUT THE SLIDES
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FROM THE LAST
HIGBY FAMILY REUNION
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WE'LL SEE WHO HAS
THE BIGGEST HAIR.
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[doorbell rings]
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COME ON IN.
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- EVENING, MRS. TODD.
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- OH, KERRY.
WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
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WADE, COME HERE A SEC.
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I WANT YOU
TO MEET A NEIGHBOR.
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KERRY LIVES
UPSTAIRS WITH HER MOMMA.
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FINE CHURCH-GOIN' PEOPLE.
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- OH, WADE AND I
ALREADY MET.
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BY THE POOL.
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- YEAH. SEE,
I FORGOT MY T-SHIRT
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SO, UH,
KERRY LENT ME HERS.
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- WELL, WE'LL BE SURE
TO GET THAT WASHED
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AND SENT RIGHT BACK
TO YOU, HON.
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BYE-BYE NOW.
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- WAIT, AUNTIE.
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I SORTA ASKED KERRY
TO GO TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT.
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- WE'RE GOING
TO SEE THE LOVER
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DOWN AT THE CINEPLEX 25.
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- THE LOVER.
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KERRY, COULD YOU
EXCUSE US FOR A SEC?
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- SURE.
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I'LL MEET YOU AT THE CAR.
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- WADE, IN FUTURE, I WOULD
APPRECIATE YOUR CONSULTING ME
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BEFORE YOU GO MAKIN' DATES
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WITH SOMEONE
WHO DRESSES LIKE POOL TRASH.
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- POOL TRASH?
AUNTIE VERNE, YOU JUST SAID
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SHE WAS A FINE CHURCH-GOER.
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- IT TAKES ALL TYPES TO MAKE UP
THE KINGDOM OF THE LORD.
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- YES, MA'AM.
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I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE
TO GO BACK ON MY WORD.
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- OKAY, YOU CAN GO.
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- YES, MA'AM.
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- NOW, I EXPECT
THE MOVIE GETS OUT AT 10:00.
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I EXPECT TO SEE YOU
BACK HERE AT 10:30.
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- YES, MA'AM.
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- AND I DON'T WANNA SEE ANY
OF HER SWEATER ON YOUR SWEATER.
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- YES, MA'AM.
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IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
- NO.
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AND WHEN YOU GET HER HOME,
A HANDSHAKE WILL DO JUST FINE.
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THEY'S
NO NEED FOR LIP LOCK.
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- GOOD MORNING, LAVERNE.
- GOOD MORNING, DOCTOR.
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LISTEN,
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,
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BUT I'VE GOT MY NEPHEW
WADE IN EXAM ROOM ONE.
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- REALLY?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
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- I'M NOT SURE.
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HE'S JUST BEEN REAL MOODY
AND SULKY THESE LAST FEW DAYS,
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AND I'M THINKIN'
MAYBE IT'S A MAN THING.
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YOU COULD TALK TO HIM.
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YOU'RE
THE CLOSEST THING I'VE GOT.
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- MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE HUMAN CONTACT.
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- OH, HOW COULD THAT BE?
HE HAS ME.
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- I REST MY CASE.
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OH, WADE.
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00:09:12,249 --> 00:09:13,582
HOW'S IT GOING?
228
00:09:13,617 --> 00:09:17,052
- I AM JUST AN INTERCOM BUZZ
AWAY IF YOU NEED ME.
229
00:09:17,087 --> 00:09:18,520
- THANK YOU, LAVERNE.
230
00:09:20,757 --> 00:09:22,657
ONCE AGAIN,
HOW'S IT GOING?
231
00:09:22,693 --> 00:09:24,392
- ALL RIGHT, I GUESS.
232
00:09:24,874 --> 00:09:26,394
- WADE, COME ON, COME ON.
233
00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:27,596
HOW ARE YOU REALLY FEELING?
234
00:09:27,631 --> 00:09:29,331
- THE TRUTH, DOCTOR?
235
00:09:29,366 --> 00:09:31,366
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE HAVING AUNT LAVERNE
236
00:09:31,401 --> 00:09:34,080
BOSSING YOU AROUND
EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY?
237
00:09:41,927 --> 00:09:43,311
- OH.
238
00:09:47,384 --> 00:09:49,180
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
239
00:09:49,987 --> 00:09:51,252
- I MEAN,
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
240
00:09:51,288 --> 00:09:53,121
I LOVE MY AUNT AND ALL,
BUT SHE'S DRIVING ME NUTS.
241
00:09:53,156 --> 00:09:55,457
IT'S LIKE SHE DOESN'T TRUST ME
TO DO ANYTHING ON MY OWN.
242
00:09:55,492 --> 00:09:57,445
- LIKE IT'S HER OFFICE.
243
00:09:57,995 --> 00:09:59,461
- SHE TREATS ME
LIKE I'M FIVE YEARS OLD.
244
00:09:59,496 --> 00:10:01,152
SHE EVEN PICKS OUT
MY CLOTHES FOR ME.
245
00:10:01,197 --> 00:10:03,192
- SHE MAKES FUN
OF MY SWEATERS.
246
00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,300
- SHE WON'T LEAVE THE ROOM
WHEN I'M ON THE PHONE.
247
00:10:05,335 --> 00:10:07,859
- I HEAR
HER VOICE IN MY SLEEP.
248
00:10:09,573 --> 00:10:10,905
- I REALLY GOTTA
GET AWAY FROM HER.
249
00:10:10,941 --> 00:10:12,646
- TAKE ME WITH YOU.
250
00:10:15,045 --> 00:10:16,945
WADE, WADE, WADE.
COME ON. I MEAN, LISTEN.
251
00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:19,781
YOUR AUNT LAVERNE IS ONE OF
THE MOST CARING PEOPLE I KNOW.
252
00:10:19,816 --> 00:10:22,317
THE ONLY REASON
SHE'S BEEN SO HANDS-ON
253
00:10:22,352 --> 00:10:24,552
IS THAT...
SHE LOVES YOU SO MUCH.
254
00:10:24,588 --> 00:10:27,389
- I KNOW. THAT'S WHY IT'S GONNA
BE SO DIFFICULT TO TELL HER.
255
00:10:28,686 --> 00:10:29,877
- TELL HER WHAT?
256
00:10:29,987 --> 00:10:31,423
- THAT I'M MOVIN' OUT.
257
00:10:34,231 --> 00:10:36,564
- [mumbling]
258
00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:42,460
LAVERNE, I'LL TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
259
00:10:42,495 --> 00:10:43,794
WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE,
260
00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:46,097
THE BEST TIME I HAD WAS
WHEN I WAS LIVING IN THE DORM.
261
00:10:46,132 --> 00:10:47,765
IT'LL WORK
THE SAME WAY FOR WADE.
262
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,134
HE--HE COULD LEARN A LOT
LIVING IN THE DORM.
263
00:10:50,707 --> 00:10:53,233
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN',
THAT HE WANTS TO MOVE OUT?
264
00:10:54,173 --> 00:10:56,647
HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO ME?
265
00:10:56,809 --> 00:10:58,709
- HE'S NOT DOING IT TO YOU.
266
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,444
- WELL, OF COURSE
HE'S DOIN' IT TO ME.
267
00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,546
- LAVERNE,
HE'S DOING IT FOR HIMSELF.
268
00:11:02,582 --> 00:11:05,116
- WHO ASKED YOU TO STICK
YOUR NOSE IN MY BEESWAX ANYWAY?
269
00:11:05,151 --> 00:11:06,523
- YOU DID!
270
00:11:06,819 --> 00:11:08,996
- WELL, IT'S JUST LIKE
YOU LISTEN TO ME.
271
00:11:16,696 --> 00:11:18,110
- LOOK AT THESE.
272
00:11:18,313 --> 00:11:20,381
CAROL AND I
CANNOT BE SISTERS.
273
00:11:21,891 --> 00:11:23,846
RICHARD HARRIS
CUT AN ALBUM?
274
00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:28,196
- HI, EMILY.
275
00:11:31,184 --> 00:11:32,263
WELL?
276
00:11:32,306 --> 00:11:34,190
- OH, MY GOD.
277
00:11:35,105 --> 00:11:37,660
- I'M REINVENTING MYSELF.
278
00:11:38,141 --> 00:11:39,273
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
279
00:11:39,309 --> 00:11:41,963
- WHY DOES
NEW COKE COME TO MIND?
280
00:11:43,113 --> 00:11:44,879
- EMILY, TELL YOUR DAD
I FIXED THE LEAKY--
281
00:11:46,015 --> 00:11:47,315
CAROL, DON'T PANIC,
282
00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:48,816
BUT THERE'S
AN ANIMAL ON YOUR HEAD.
283
00:11:53,523 --> 00:11:55,590
- THIS IS
WHAT I GET FOR TRYING.
284
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:56,791
[sobbing]
285
00:11:56,826 --> 00:11:58,626
- OH, CAROL, COME ON.
I WAS JUST KIDDING.
286
00:11:58,661 --> 00:12:01,425
CA--
OH, COME ON, HONEY.
287
00:12:03,104 --> 00:12:05,090
- [growling]
288
00:12:18,314 --> 00:12:19,514
- SORRY I'M LATE.
289
00:12:19,549 --> 00:12:21,115
- DON'T BOTHER ME NONE.
290
00:12:21,151 --> 00:12:23,027
- AUNTIE VERNIE,
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKIN'?
291
00:12:23,686 --> 00:12:25,219
- I AM CHANGIN' THE RULES.
292
00:12:25,255 --> 00:12:26,787
YOU CAN COME AND GO
AS YOU PLEASE.
293
00:12:27,425 --> 00:12:29,286
- YOU SURE
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKIN'?
294
00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:31,993
HEY,
ARE THOSE MY NEW JEANS?
295
00:12:32,028 --> 00:12:33,561
- THEY CERTAINLY ARE.
296
00:12:33,596 --> 00:12:35,129
- WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE KNEES?
297
00:12:35,165 --> 00:12:36,364
- I SEWED 'EM UP.
298
00:12:38,768 --> 00:12:41,102
- BUT AUNTIE VERNE, I BOUGHT THEM
WITH THE HOLES IN THE JEANS.
299
00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:43,538
THAT'S THE STYLE, SEE?
OH, JEEZ.
300
00:12:43,573 --> 00:12:44,863
- THAT'S THE STYLE?
301
00:12:45,675 --> 00:12:47,708
THEY LAW, THAT MEANS
TATER NORTON'S
302
00:12:47,744 --> 00:12:49,701
BEEN IN STYLE
FOR THIRTY YEAR.
303
00:12:52,515 --> 00:12:53,906
THERE YOU GO.
304
00:12:55,018 --> 00:12:56,918
- ANYWAY, LOOK.
305
00:12:56,953 --> 00:12:58,853
I STOPPED BY THE SCHOOL
AND PICKED UP SOME BROCHURES.
306
00:12:58,888 --> 00:12:59,921
CHECK OUT THESE DORMS.
307
00:12:59,956 --> 00:13:01,676
- WADE, COULD WE
TALK ABOUT THIS LATER?
308
00:13:02,192 --> 00:13:04,458
YOU DON'T WANNA MISS
THE CONCERT TONIGHT, DO YOU?
309
00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:07,061
- WHAT CONCERT?
- DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU?
310
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:09,997
YOU'RE TAKING KERRY
TO SEE GLORIA ESTEFAN.
311
00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:11,332
- I AM?
312
00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:13,901
- I PULLED SOME STRINGS,
GOT YOU SOME GREAT SEATS.
313
00:13:13,937 --> 00:13:15,937
- AUNTIE VERNE,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
314
00:13:15,972 --> 00:13:17,772
- WELL, THANK YOU
WOULD BE A NICE START.
315
00:13:17,807 --> 00:13:19,440
NOT THAT
I'M TELLIN' YOU WHAT TO DO.
316
00:13:19,475 --> 00:13:20,841
I AIN'T A-DOIN' THAT ANYMORE.
317
00:13:20,877 --> 00:13:22,543
YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
TO MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS.
318
00:13:22,579 --> 00:13:24,879
NOW GO
AND PUT ON YOUR RED SHIRT
319
00:13:24,914 --> 00:13:27,736
AND YOUR NEW BLACK SLACKS
BEFORE YOUR DATE GETS HERE.
320
00:13:29,428 --> 00:13:32,205
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU'D RATHER GO LIKE YOU ARE.
321
00:13:32,555 --> 00:13:34,956
- AUNTIE, THIS IS GREAT, BUT YOU
REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
322
00:13:34,991 --> 00:13:36,490
- I DID TOO.
323
00:13:36,526 --> 00:13:38,926
I KNOW I HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE TOUGH ON YOU LATELY.
324
00:13:38,962 --> 00:13:40,528
AND THAT'S JUST
MY WAY OF SAYIN'
325
00:13:40,563 --> 00:13:43,888
I APPRECIATE YOU BEIN'
SUCH A GOOD BOY AND ALL.
326
00:13:44,838 --> 00:13:46,025
- TSK.
327
00:13:46,823 --> 00:13:48,521
- THE TRUCK
HAS A FULL TANK.
328
00:13:49,405 --> 00:13:50,538
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
329
00:13:50,573 --> 00:13:52,894
YOU'RE LENDIN' ME
THE TORQUE MACHINE?
330
00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:56,063
- JUST PROMISE YOU'LL
PARK IT IN A WELL-LIT LOT,
331
00:13:56,097 --> 00:13:57,369
NO EATING IN THE CAB,
332
00:13:57,406 --> 00:13:59,251
AND CAREFUL KERRY DOESN'T
SNAG HER SWEATER
333
00:13:59,282 --> 00:14:00,442
ON THE GUN RACK.
334
00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:03,551
- YES, MA'AM.
[doorbell rings]
335
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,253
- OH, THAT'LL BE KERRY NOW.
336
00:14:05,288 --> 00:14:07,380
NOW, LISTEN, I EXPECT
TO SEE YOU HOME ABOUT--
337
00:14:09,192 --> 00:14:11,899
WHENEVER
YOU FEEL LIKE BEIN' HOME.
338
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,710
- ARE YOU READY, WADE?
339
00:14:19,002 --> 00:14:20,346
- AM I?
340
00:14:20,868 --> 00:14:22,419
AUNTIE VERNE,
YOU'RE THE BEST.
341
00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:27,908
- FORGET THE KNEES.
342
00:14:27,944 --> 00:14:30,378
I'M GONNA SEW UP THE FLY
ON THESE THINGS.
343
00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:42,490
- CAROL, WE'VE BEEN GOING
UP AND DOWN IN THIS ELEVATOR
344
00:14:42,525 --> 00:14:44,934
FOR 20 MINUTES.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
345
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:48,768
- PATIENCE, MY LOVE.
I TOLD YOU, IT'S A SURPRISE.
346
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,856
[ding]
347
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,110
I THOUGHT
THEY'D NEVER LEAVE.
348
00:15:02,536 --> 00:15:03,869
- CAROL,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
349
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,437
- I'M ABOUT TO MAKE
350
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:09,408
YOUR AND EVERY MAN'S
ULTIMATE FANTASY COME TRUE.
351
00:15:09,443 --> 00:15:11,675
- SENDING ME
TO THE WORLD SERIES?
352
00:15:14,885 --> 00:15:16,410
CAROL, CAROL,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
353
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,916
WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?
354
00:15:17,952 --> 00:15:19,952
- I'M GONNA LET YOU
HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME
355
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,821
IN THE ELEVATOR OF MIAMI'S
TALLEST INSURANCE BUILDING.
356
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,018
- CAROL.
357
00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:28,193
- SAY HELLO
TO THE NEW CAROL WESTON.
358
00:15:28,229 --> 00:15:30,829
SHE'S WILD,
SHE'S UNPREDICTABLE.
359
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:31,997
- SHE'S NUTS.
360
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,599
CAROL, WAIT.
THIS IS SCARING ME.
361
00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:35,500
- DON'T BE COY.
362
00:15:35,536 --> 00:15:37,169
I KNOW YOU'RE BORED
AND YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME.
363
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,470
YOU ALL DO.
- CAROL.
364
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:39,671
- NO MAN
I'VE EVER CARED ABOUT
365
00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:41,440
HAS STAYED WITH ME
BEYOND THE SIX-MONTH MARK.
366
00:15:41,475 --> 00:15:43,242
- CAROL, CAROL.
- WHICH OF COURSE IS NEXT WEEK.
367
00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:45,310
CAROL, CAROL, CAROL.
368
00:15:45,346 --> 00:15:48,547
CAROL, FIRST OF THE ALL,
THE LAST THING I AM IS BORED.
369
00:15:48,582 --> 00:15:51,342
SECOND OF ALL,
NEXT WEEK IS SEVEN MONTHS.
370
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,086
- IT IS?
- YEAH.
371
00:15:56,991 --> 00:15:58,713
- OH, MY GOD, IT IS.
372
00:16:00,261 --> 00:16:01,597
OOPS.
373
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:04,092
WELL...
374
00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:07,018
HAVE ALL YOUR INSURANCE NEEDS
BEEN MET?
375
00:16:07,637 --> 00:16:09,671
- CAROL, IT DOESN'T MATTER
376
00:16:09,706 --> 00:16:11,573
HOW MANY MONTHS
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER.
377
00:16:11,608 --> 00:16:13,375
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
378
00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:14,806
I LOVE YOU.
379
00:16:15,045 --> 00:16:16,277
- REALLY?
YOU LOVE ME?
380
00:16:16,313 --> 00:16:17,445
- YES.
381
00:16:17,481 --> 00:16:19,130
- HE LOVES ME.
382
00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:22,342
SO, SEVEN MONTHS.
NOT EVEN A CARD?
383
00:16:24,221 --> 00:16:25,421
- WELL...
384
00:16:25,756 --> 00:16:29,991
HOW ABOUT
I MAKE IT UP TO YOU RIGHT NOW?
385
00:16:35,399 --> 00:16:38,686
- ALL RIGHT, DON'T PANIC, FOLKS.
I'LL HAVE YOU OUT IN A JIFFY.
386
00:16:39,094 --> 00:16:41,057
OH, JEEZ.
387
00:16:42,651 --> 00:16:44,201
LET ME GUESS.
388
00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:46,716
ANOTHER STALE RELATIONSHIP.
389
00:16:48,178 --> 00:16:50,011
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO FLOWERS?
390
00:16:55,385 --> 00:16:57,446
- I'VE HAD
ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU.
391
00:16:57,947 --> 00:16:59,954
YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST
POP IN ANY TIME OF THE DAY
392
00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:01,650
OR NIGHT
AND GET AWAY WITH IT?
393
00:17:01,892 --> 00:17:03,680
DON'T LOOK AT ME
WITH THOSE BIG WIDE EYES.
394
00:17:04,161 --> 00:17:07,153
AND I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER
THING THAT BOTHERS ME AND--
395
00:17:07,864 --> 00:17:09,964
[humming]
396
00:17:11,968 --> 00:17:14,926
- LAVERNE, WHY ARE YOU
SCOLDING JUMPY THE FROG?
397
00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:17,437
- BECAUSE
HE HAD IT COMIN'.
398
00:17:17,941 --> 00:17:20,891
- I'M GONNA REGRET THIS
BUT, WHAT DID JUMPY DO?
399
00:17:21,511 --> 00:17:23,244
- I LENT HIM
MY TRUCK LAST NIGHT,
400
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,979
AND WHEN I WENT OUT
TO MY TRUCK THIS MORNING,
401
00:17:25,015 --> 00:17:26,648
I FOUND SOMETHING
DISGUSTING ON THE SEAT.
402
00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:28,183
- OH.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
403
00:17:28,218 --> 00:17:30,785
CHEETOS ALL OVER
MY BLUE VELOUR.
404
00:17:30,821 --> 00:17:32,153
I TELL YOU, DOCTOR,
405
00:17:32,189 --> 00:17:33,855
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO WITH THAT BOY.
406
00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:35,123
I JUST KNOW
HE'S GONNA END UP
407
00:17:35,158 --> 00:17:37,379
LIKE HIS BROTHER BILLY,
THE FLEA FLOGGER.
408
00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:40,409
- LAVERNE,
PLEASE, COME ON.
409
00:17:41,219 --> 00:17:42,953
WADE AND BILLY
ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON.
410
00:17:42,988 --> 00:17:44,454
JUST LIKE MY DAUGHTERS.
411
00:17:44,489 --> 00:17:46,890
BARBARA IS DIFFERENT THAN EMILY,
EMILY IS DIFFERENT THAN CAROL,
412
00:17:46,925 --> 00:17:48,388
CAROL IS DIFFERENT THAN...
413
00:17:48,894 --> 00:17:50,684
EVERYBODY.
414
00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:54,531
I MEAN, THERE COMES A TIME
WHEN YOU HAVE TO LET GO, DEAR.
415
00:17:54,566 --> 00:17:57,600
AT SOME POINT EVERY BIRD
MUST FLY FROM THE NEST
416
00:17:57,636 --> 00:17:59,269
OR FALL FROM THE NEST.
417
00:18:00,585 --> 00:18:02,272
- HI, AUNTIE.
HI, DR. WESTON.
418
00:18:02,307 --> 00:18:04,541
AUNTIE,
MAY I TALK TO YOU?
419
00:18:04,576 --> 00:18:05,775
- OH, YEAH,
SURE, SURE. COME ON.
420
00:18:05,811 --> 00:18:06,943
I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.
421
00:18:06,979 --> 00:18:08,303
- OH, THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
422
00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:10,547
THESE ARE FOR YOU.
423
00:18:10,582 --> 00:18:12,846
- OH, THANK YOU.
424
00:18:13,285 --> 00:18:15,018
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
425
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,286
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
426
00:18:16,321 --> 00:18:17,654
- IT'S JUST
A WAY OF SAYIN' I'M SORRY.
427
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:19,789
I KNOW THINGS HAVE BEEN
SORT OF HECTIC HAVIN' ME AROUND,
428
00:18:19,825 --> 00:18:21,624
BUT, AUNTIE, I'VE DECIDED
THAT YOU WERE RIGHT.
429
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:23,270
- OF COURSE I'M RIGHT.
430
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,992
WHAT AM I RIGHT ABOUT?
431
00:18:26,765 --> 00:18:28,765
- I'M GONNA FORGET
ABOUT THAT WHOLE DORM IDEA.
432
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,100
MY PLACE IS WITH FAMILY.
433
00:18:30,135 --> 00:18:32,869
- REALLY? OH, YOU
FINALLY CAME TO YOUR SENSES.
434
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,404
NOW, LISTEN,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE OUR FUN--
435
00:18:34,439 --> 00:18:35,939
- AUNTIE, AUNTIE.
436
00:18:35,974 --> 00:18:37,886
I MEAN, BACK-HOME FAMILY.
437
00:18:38,587 --> 00:18:40,343
- YOU'RE GOIN'
BACK TO YOUR MAMA.
438
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:41,544
- LET'S FACE IT.
439
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,046
THINGS JUST
AIN'T WORKIN' OUT HERE.
440
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,347
AND I STOPPED
BY THE DORM TODAY
441
00:18:44,383 --> 00:18:46,416
AND I JUST DON'T FIT IN
WITH THOSE BIG CITY KIDS.
442
00:18:46,451 --> 00:18:47,684
THEY THINK I'M A CRACKER.
443
00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:49,219
- WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?
WHAT'D THEY SAY?
444
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,520
- THEY SAID...
445
00:18:50,555 --> 00:18:52,723
"YOU DON'T FIT IN HERE,
CRACKER."
446
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:58,163
- WELL, YOU LISTEN HERE.
YOU ARE GONNA FIT IN.
447
00:18:58,663 --> 00:18:59,863
I'M GONNA
TELL YOU SOMETHIN'
448
00:18:59,898 --> 00:19:01,790
YOU'LL NEVER
HEAR ME SAY AGAIN, BOY.
449
00:19:02,234 --> 00:19:03,366
I WAS WRONG.
450
00:19:03,402 --> 00:19:04,601
- WHAT?
451
00:19:06,471 --> 00:19:08,732
- I SAID IT.
YOU'D NEVER HEAR IT AGAIN.
452
00:19:09,908 --> 00:19:12,609
NOW I THINK IT WAS TIME YOU WERE
DOWN AT THAT DORM ON YOUR OWN.
453
00:19:12,644 --> 00:19:15,045
- I JUST DON'T FEEL
COMFORTABLE AROUND THOSE KIDS.
454
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,514
- WADE, LISTEN TO ME.
455
00:19:17,549 --> 00:19:18,915
YOU ARE A HIGBY.
456
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,985
AND HIGBY'S ARE AS GOOD
IF NOT BETTER THAN ANYBODY ELSE.
457
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:24,421
AND HIGBY'S
DO NOT RUN FROM ADVERSITY.
458
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,822
YOU ARE A DESCENDANT
459
00:19:25,857 --> 00:19:27,824
OF GENERAL
SMOKEHOUSE HARRY HIGBY,
460
00:19:27,859 --> 00:19:29,893
A BRAVE AND HONORABLE MAN.
461
00:19:29,928 --> 00:19:31,761
DESPITE THE RUMORS
THAT HE FLED SCREAMIN'
462
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:35,065
FROM THE BATTLE OF ANTIETAM
IN A RED GINGHAM DRESS.
463
00:19:35,764 --> 00:19:36,966
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN'?
464
00:19:37,002 --> 00:19:40,136
- I AM SAYIN' THAT I WANT YOU
DOWN AT THAT DORM TOMORROW
465
00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:42,872
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LET
THE BIRD FLY FROM THE NEST,
466
00:19:42,908 --> 00:19:45,041
IT WILL FALL
FROM THE NEST.
467
00:19:45,744 --> 00:19:48,445
I WAS TOLD THAT
BY A VERY, VERY OLD MAN.
468
00:19:51,516 --> 00:19:52,682
NOW, I THINK IT'S TIME
469
00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:54,317
YOU GOT DOWN
TO THAT DORM AND FLEW.
470
00:19:54,352 --> 00:19:56,986
- YOU REALLY THINK SO?
- I KNOW SO.
471
00:19:57,022 --> 00:19:58,857
- BUT, AUNTIE, I GOT
ALL MY STUFF AT YOUR PLACE.
472
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,323
- I'LL HELP YOU PACK.
473
00:20:00,358 --> 00:20:01,925
- YEAH, BUT I'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO GET IT OVER THERE.
474
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,359
- I'LL LEND YOU
THE TORQUE MACHINE.
475
00:20:03,395 --> 00:20:06,388
NO EXCUSES NOW
AND NO CHEETOS.
476
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,199
- BOY, I CAN'T WAIT
TO CALL MAMA
477
00:20:09,234 --> 00:20:10,395
AND TELL HER THE GOOD NEWS.
478
00:20:10,441 --> 00:20:11,519
- DON'T YOU WORRY.
I'LL CALL YOUR MAMA
479
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:12,765
AND MAKE SURE
THIS DORM THING'S ALL RIGHT.
480
00:20:12,801 --> 00:20:13,883
- OH, IT'S NOT THAT.
481
00:20:13,914 --> 00:20:16,510
I'M GONNA TELL HER FOR ONCE
YOU ADMITTED YOU WAS WRONG.
482
00:20:18,382 --> 00:20:21,475
- HI, IS EVERYTHING
WORKING OUT OKAY WITH YOU TWO?
483
00:20:21,522 --> 00:20:23,155
- YEP, I'M MOVIN'
INTO THE DORM.
484
00:20:23,191 --> 00:20:25,391
- OH, GREAT.
WHAT HAPPENED?
485
00:20:25,426 --> 00:20:27,360
- AUNTIE CONVINCED ME
IT WAS THE BEST THING TO DO.
486
00:20:27,395 --> 00:20:28,828
SHE SAID IF I DIDN'T FLY
FROM THE NEST,
487
00:20:28,863 --> 00:20:30,129
I'D FALL OR SOMETHIN'.
488
00:20:30,164 --> 00:20:32,098
SAYS SHE WAS TOLD THAT
BY SOME OLD GEEZER.
489
00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:33,497
SEE YOU.
490
00:20:38,508 --> 00:20:40,093
- OLD GEEZER, HUH?
491
00:20:41,442 --> 00:20:43,242
[mumbling]
- WAIT. HEY.
492
00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:45,811
HEY.
493
00:20:57,947 --> 00:21:00,292
-
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
494
00:21:00,328 --> 00:21:02,523
TO YOU
495
00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:06,665
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
496
00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:08,926
TO YOU
497
00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:13,506
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
498
00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:17,510
MR. SPRINKLER MAN
499
00:21:17,545 --> 00:21:19,412
- I'M AN ARTIST, DAMN IT.
500
00:21:19,447 --> 00:21:22,748
-
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
501
00:21:22,784 --> 00:21:25,518
TO YOU
502
00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:29,422
AND MANY MORE
503
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,044
- YES. YOU MAY
HELP ME.
504
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,229
I ORDERED A PAIR
505
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,369
OF YOUR COMMEMORATIVE
FLANNEL PAJAMAS,
506
00:21:41,409 --> 00:21:43,286
THE ONES
WITH THE LITTLE ELVIS HEADS.
507
00:21:44,045 --> 00:21:45,177
EXACTLY.
508
00:21:45,213 --> 00:21:46,645
NOW, IN YOUR CATALOGUE
509
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,581
ELVIS WAS SINGIN'
INTO A MICROPHONE,
510
00:21:48,616 --> 00:21:50,971
BUT ON MY PAJAMAS
THEY'S NO MIC.
511
00:21:52,787 --> 00:21:54,019
YOU KNOW, THE KING'S
JUST THERE
512
00:21:54,055 --> 00:21:56,771
WITH HIS MOUTH WIDE OPEN
AND HIS EYES CLOSED.
513
00:21:57,725 --> 00:22:01,008
LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA
YAWN OR SNEEZE OR SOMETHIN'.
514
00:22:02,096 --> 00:22:03,562
NO, I DON'T
WANNA SEND THEM BACK.
515
00:22:03,598 --> 00:22:05,640
I JUST WONDER
WHY THERE'S NO MICROPHONE.
516
00:22:06,601 --> 00:22:09,268
WELL, I KNOW--I KNOW
YOU JUST ANSWER THE PHONES.
517
00:22:09,303 --> 00:22:10,703
I KNOW IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
518
00:22:10,738 --> 00:22:12,738
IT--IT--IT--
519
00:22:12,773 --> 00:22:15,274
WELL, IT'S JUST DISHEARTENIN'.
520
00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:19,821
WELL,
THANKS FOR LISTENIN'.
521
00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:24,083
WELL, YOU HAVE
A HUNKA-HUNKA GOOD DAY TOO!
522
00:22:24,118 --> 00:22:26,752
[chuckles]
BYE-BYE.
523
00:22:26,802 --> 00:22:31,352
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