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- SOME OF OUR EQUIPMENT IS A LITTLE OUT OF DATE

BUT THAT'S THE NATURE OF A FREE CLINIC.

WE HAVE MAKE TO DO WITHOUT A LOT OF THINGS

THAT SOME DOCTORS TAKE FOR GRANTED.

- YOU MEAN LIKE CAT SCANS AND MRI's?

- I MEAN LIKE FEES, HARRY. - OH, REALLY?

HEY, WE REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR VOLUNTEERING.

I KNOW THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO SPEND YOUR WEEKEND.

- NOT IF YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE.

ANYWAY, LISTEN, MEDICINE'S BEEN VERY GOOD TO ME

AND I--AND I LOVE GIVING SOMETHING BACK.

- GOOD, I HOPE YOU'LL KEEP US IN MIND

IF YOU HAVE ANY SURPLUS EQUIPMENT AT YOUR OFFICE.

- I HAVE A NURSE I'D CONSIDER PARTING WITH.

- I'D RATHER HAVE AN X-RAY MACHINE.

- I'LL THROW ONE IN IF YOU TAKE THE NURSE.

COME ON. WHEN AM I GONNA START SEEING PATIENTS?

- WE OPEN THE FLOODGATES IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.

HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD BREAKFAST,

BECAUSE WE DON'T STOP FOR LUNCH UNTIL DINNER.

- I CAN HANDLE IT.

- I HOPE SO.

SOME OF YOU GUYS IN PRIVATE PRACTICE ARE PRETTY SPOILED.

- GET--WHAT? SPOILED!

A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, MY GOLF CART BROKE DOWN

I PLAYED THE LAST THREE HOLES ON FOOT.

- LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE

JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY

ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS

WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS

SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND

THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE

I'M ALWAYS HERE

FOR ANYTHING THAT YOU NEED

RAIN OR SHINE

I'LL BE THE ONE

TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON

WE SHARE IT ALL

AS LIFE GOES ON

- YEAH.

- HOW'S IT GOING? - GOING FINE.

MIKE, KEEP THE BANDAGE CLEAN.

STOP BY NEXT WEEK, HAVE THE STITCHES REMOVED.

- THAT WAS A MEAN-LOOKING STAB WOUND HE CAME IN WITH.

DID HE TELL YOU HOW IT HAPPENED?

- YEAH, HE SAID HE WAS CLEANING HIS KNIFE AND IT WENT OFF.

- QUICK, MAN, START WORKIN' ON ME.

- WHOA, WHOA! WORK ON YOU FOR WHAT?

- HOW SHOULD I KNOW? YOU'RE THE DOCTOR. PICK SOMETHIN'!

- SAY, DID YOU SEE A KID-- OH, THERE YOU ARE!

- WHOA! HEY, HEY, HEY! TAKE IT EASY HERE!

- I'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE PAST HOUR.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DOC?

- COME ON. WHAT'S--WHAT'S GOING ON?

- LITTLE PUNK JUST RIPPED OFF MY STORE.

HE WALKED OUT WITH A PACKAGE OF BOLONEY

AND A CARTON OF ORANGE JUICE.

THE GOOD STUFF, NOT MADE FROM CONCENTRATE.

- HEY, I'M SORRY. I WAS HUNGRY, THAT'S ALL.

- YOU'RE GONNA BE MORE THAN THAT WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU.

I'M GONNA MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF THIS KID.

- WAIT! WAIT A MINUTE! THERE'S NO EXAMPLE-MAKING HERE.

TAKE IT EASY!

HERE, THIS SHOULD COVER IT.

- HEY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BUY ME OFF FOR...

WHOA! TWENTY BUCKS!

I'LL TAKE IT THIS TIME, BUT...

JUST 'CAUSE I'M A GOOD GUY AND A PEOPLE PERSON.

AND DON'T FORGET IT, YOU SLIMY LITTLE PUNK!

- THAT'S THE LAST TIME I HAVE LUNCH AT HIS PLACE.

- HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - RUDY.

- HARRY WESTON. NOW LISTEN, RUDY,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOUR PARENTS A CALL.

- I DON'T HAVE ANY PARENTS.

BUT I DO HAVE A SISTER IN ORLANDO.

SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER LOVED ME.

IF I COULD ONLY SCRAPE TOGETHER, SAY...

FIFTY BUCKS.

THEN I COULD BE WITH SOME FAMILY.

- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,

WHY DON'T I GIVE YOUR SISTER A CALL? WHAT'S HER NUMBER?

- ALL RIGHT, I DON'T HAVE A SISTER IN ORLANDO.

- OH. OKAY, NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.

- BUT I DO HAVE A BROTHER WHO LIVES IN CALIFORNIA.

OF COURSE, I NEED 100 BUCKS TO GET THERE.

- LET'S GIVE YOUR BROTHER A CALL.

- UH...HE'S ONLY GOT A CELLULAR PHONE AND...

HE'S AFRAID TO ANSWER IT.

- KNOCK IT OFF HERE! COME ON, I WANT SOME TRUTH!

- HEY, I DON'T HAVE A FAMILY!

- YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE ARE NO ADULTS IN YOUR LIFE?

- I'VE SEEN HIM AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD,

I THINK HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH.

- YEAH, I'M BY MYSELF. I LIVE IN THE STREETS.

- THIS IS INSANE!

THERE ARE GOVERNMENT AGENCIES FOR KIDS LIKE THIS.

- GOVERNMENT AGENCIES CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF EVERYBODY.

- THE IRS SEEMS TO MANAGE.

- I GOT PATIENTS WAITING.

HE'S ALL YOURS, HARRY. WATCH YOUR WALLET.

- CAN I HAVE A DRINK OF WATER?

- YEAH, SURE.

COME HERE, LET ME TAKE A LOOK.

COME UP HERE. GET UP HERE.

LET ME TAKE A LOOK. WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU ALRIGHT? YOU LOOK A LITTLE PALE.

- I'M OKAY. I JUST GET TIRED ONCE IN A WHILE.

- WELL, LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT YOU HERE.

COME ON, LET'S SEE.

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A DOCTOR?

- I PICKED A GUY'S POCKET A FEW WEEKS AGO.

I THINK HE WAS A DOCTOR.

- RUDY, I THINK YOU'RE DUE FOR A QUICK CHECK-UP.

HOW 'BOUT IT?

- CAN I HAVE A DRINK OF WATER FIRST?

- SURE, COME ON.

I'LL FILL A CUP FOR YOU,

THEN YOU CAN FILL A CUP FOR ME.

- GREETINGS, WESTONS.

I SEE YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.

- JUST IN TIME FOR WHAT? - TO INVITE ME TO DINNER.

- TOO LATE, CHARLEY, DINNER'S OVER.

- HEY, WHO'S THE LITTLE POACHER?

- HE'S AUDITIONING TO REPLACE YOU.

- YOU GONNA EAT THAT LAST OLIVE?

- NICE MOVE! KID'S GOT POTENTIAL.

- CHARLEY, THIS IS RUDY.

RUDY, THIS IS OUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR, MR. DIETZ.

- ALRIGHT, IF YOU REALLY WANT THIS OLIVE...

YOU CAN HAVE IT.

IF...YOU CAN TELL ME WHICH CUP IT'S UNDER.

- AW, ISN'T THAT CUTE?

I TELL YOU WHERE IT IS AND I GET IT.

- RIGHT, AND IF YOU'RE WRONG, YOU GIVE ME A BUCK.

- WHOA! HEY, RUDY, I DON'T WANT ANY GAMBLING HERE.

STOP.

- TRUST ME, THIS ISN'T GAMBLING.

- YOU'RE ON, SHORTY.

LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY.

BINGO!

- LIKE CANDY FROM A BABY.

- HEY, YOU KNOW, I CAN DO THAT.

I PICKED IT UP FROM SOME GYPSIES IN SPAIN.

OKAY...

SO...WHERE IS IT, RUDY?

- I THINK IT'S RIGHT...

HERE.

- NO, THAT'S NOT IT.

IT'S THERE.

- COST YOU ANOTHER DOLLAR TO FIND OUT.

- THAT'S ENOUGH! COME ON, ENOUGH, ENOUGH.

- ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY! COFFEE AND COOKIES IN THE LIVING ROOM!

- I'LL PASS, I... I GOT SOME STUFF TO DO.

DAMN!

- WOW! THIS IS A GREAT HOUSE.

YOU MUST BE A MULTIMILLIONAIRE.

- [giggling] - NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.

I'M JUST A SIMPLE... MULTITHOUSANDAIRE.

- I NEVER KNEW ANYBODY WHO LIVED IN A MANSION LIKE THIS.

- WELL, THIS ISN'T REALLY A MANSION, RUDY.

- YOU KIDDING?

SWIMMING POOL, ALL THIS NICE FURNITURE?

I'LL NEVER HAVE A PLACE LIKE THIS.

- WELL, WHY NOT, RUDY?

THIS IS AMERICA, THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY.

A PLACE WHERE EVERYONE HAS HOPE.

- IT'S HARD TO HAVE HOPE

WHEN YOU'RE LIVING IN A REFRIGERATOR CRATE.

AND ALL YOU HAVE FOR A PILLOW IS A DEAD CAT.

- OH, DADDY, HE'S SO OLIVER TWIST.

RUDY, RUDY, RUDY,

YOU ARE THE CAST-OFF OF AN UNCARING SOCIETY.

- CAROL, YOU'RE SMOTHERING HIM, LET HIM GO.

- YOU STAY OUTTA THIS!

- HEY, COME OVER HERE.

I THINK WHAT CAROL IS SAYING IS THAT...

YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING THE WAY YOU DO.

YOU OUGHTA BE IN A FOSTER HOME.

- I'VE BEEN TO ONE, MAN. IT WAS NO PLACE FOR A KID.

- ALL RIGHT, MAYBE YOU HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE, BUT...

I MEAN, HAVING A FAMILY IS A WONDERF--

- DADDY...! I'LL TAKE THIS ONE.

RUDY...

HAVING A FAMILY

IS KNOWING THAT YOU HAVE A PLACE WHERE YOU BELONG.

A PLACE WHERE YOU HAVE UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT.

WHERE YOU'LL BE RESPECTED AND LISTENED TO.

- CAROL, I REALLY DON'T THINK-- - SHUT UP, EMILY!

I AM TRYING TO INSTILL IN THE BOY

A SENSE OF TOGETHERNESS.

- LOOK, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS FAMILY STUFF.

I'VE BEEN LIVING ON MY OWN SINCE I WAS 10.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

ABOUT 20?

- DADDY WE CANNOT SEND THIS PERCEPTIVE, SENSITIVE BOY

TO A SHELTER.

- ALRIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

WHY DON'T YOU STAY OVER HERE TONIGHT

AND TOMORROW WE'LL DISCUSS YOUR FUTURE?

- SLEEP HERE?

HEY, WHY NOT?

MAYBE WE COULD ALL DO SOMETHING TOGETHER TONIGHT.

LIKE A REAL FAMILY.

- SURE, ANYTHING SPECIAL YOU'D LIKE TO DO?

- COULD WE ALL GO TO THE MOVIES? - AH!

- GOOD IDEA! MOVIES IT IS!

I'LL GO GET MY JACKET.

- CAN I HAVE A DRINK OF WATER? - YOU GO HELP YOURSELF.

- DAMN!

- AND I THINK THEMATICALLY THAT THE FILM WAS A METAPHOR

FOR MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN.

- CAROL, WE SAW ALADDIN.

- UM...

UH...BE RIGHT BACK. I LEFT MY JACKET IN THE CAR.

- OKAY.

OKAY...

- OH, MY GOD.

- DADDY, OUR FURNITURE! WHAT HAPPENED?

- WHAT HAPPENED?

CAROL, WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE, RUDY WOULD DO THIS.

- I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE HE THOUGHT CAROL WAS 20.

- WELL...

THERE'S NO SIGN OF FORCED ENTRY.

MY GUESS IS HE UNLOCKED THE DOOR BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR THE MOVIES.

- HE DID COME INTO THE KITCHEN JUST BEFORE WE LEFT!

- THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS YEAR WE'VE BEEN ROBBED.

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?

- A CERTAIN ELEMENT HAS MOVED IN THAT ATTRACTS CRIMINALS.

- WHAT ELEMENT?

- PEOPLE WITH MONEY. - OH.

- SERGEANT, DO YOU REALLY THINK RUDY WAS INVOLVED?

I MEAN, HE'S JUST A LITTLE BOY.

- THAT LITTLE BOY IS A PROFESSIONAL CRIMINAL.

THAT'S HOW HE MAKES HIS LIVING.

- I'M A CATERER.

- YOU SAID YOU OWNED A DOG.

WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE HE WAS DURING ALL OF THIS?

- [mumbling]

COME ON, DREYFUSS, I'M TELLING YOU IT'S OKAY.

THEY LEFT HOURS AGO!

- I SEE THIS EVERY DAY.

THEY JUST DON'T WANNA GET INVOLVED.

- WHOEVER DID THIS MUST HAVE BACKED A TRUCK

RIGHT UP TO THE HOUSE.

I MEAN, SOMEBODY MUST HAVE SEEN SOMETHING.

- HEY, WESTONS.

- CHARLEY... CHAR...CHARLEY.

THIS IS SERGEANT FLETCHER.

THIS IS OUR NEIGHBOR, CHARLEY DIETZ.

CHARLEY, DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING STRANGE AROUND HERE TONIGHT?

- STRANGE?

NO, I CAN'T SAY THAT I DID.

- DADDY, WHY ASK HIM?

HE WOULDN'T NOTICE IF MARTIANS LANDED.

- WRONG, CAROL.

I DID NOTICE WHEN MARTIANS LANDED.

IF ANYTHING STRANGE HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT

I WOULD'VE NOTICED IT. I WAS HERE ALL EVENING,

HELPING THE MOVERS.

- CHARLEY, YOU...YOU... YOU HELPED THOSE GUYS?

- DON'T THANK ME, HARRY.

BY THE WAY, ANGELO TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT THE CAMERA CREW

WILL BE HERE AT 6:00 AM TO START SETTING UP.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- THE COMMERCIAL THEY'RE SHOOTING HERE.

BUT DON'T LET IT GET AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

GOTTA KEEP THE PAPARAZZI FROM MOBBING ED MCMAHON.

- ED MCMAHON.

HOLD IT. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

NOW DID HE SAY HE THOUGHT THEY WERE SHOOTING

A COMMERCIAL HERE TODAY?

- YES. - [laughing]

- IT'S SO STUPID! - [laughing]

- CHARLEY! - [laughing]

- THEY'RE NOT SHOOTING A COMMERCIAL!

ED MCMAHON IS NOT COMING HERE!

- YES, HE IS, HARRY.

- [laughing]

- ED AND ALL THE PEOPLE

FROM THE PUBLISHER'S "CLEANING" HOUSE.

- PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE.

- UH-OH.

- CHARLEY, THOSE MEN WERE BURGLARS!

- NO! NOW WAIT A MINUTE! THIS IS...JUST NOT POSSIBLE!

- WHY IS IT NOT...POSSIBLE?

- BECAUSE I TALKED THEM INTO...

SHOOTING AT MY HOUSE, TOO! THEY TOOK ALL MY STUFF!

- OH, SEE YOU PICKED OUT A NEW BREAKFAST ROOM SET.

OH, GOD, THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF WE'D HAVE

IF WE WEREN'T LIVING OFF DAD!

- YOU KNOW, IT'S A SHAME.

WE JUST GOT NEW FURNITURE SIX MONTHS AGO

AND NOW WE HAVE TO BUY ALL NEW STUFF.

- [both] YAY! [laughing]

- LOOK, I HAVE A BUNCH OF CATALOGS!

- OH! [laughing]

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,

I JUST GET SUCH A RUSH WHEN I SHOP FOR BIG TICKET ITEMS.

- AND IT'S NOT AS THOUGH WE'RE BEING WASTEFUL.

- NO! WE HAVE TO DO THIS.

- OH! I LOVE THIS POSTMODERN STUFF.

I MEAN, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE LINES ON THIS CHAIR!

[gasping]

- OH, GOD! AN ITALIAN COUCH! LOOK AT THAT. IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

- OH! THAT IS COOL!

- BUT IT COSTS A FORTUNE!

- [both] YAY! [laughing]

- OH, EMILY, SEE THIS COFFEE TABLE?

WE USED TO HAVE ONE JUST LIKE IT AT THE OLD HOUSE.

I USED TO DO MY HOMEWORK ON IT WHILE I WATCHED TV

AND YOU'D SIT NEXT TO ME WITH YOUR CRAYONS

AND PRETEND YOU WERE DOING HOMEWORK TOO.

- HM.

- YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT.

- I DO! AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM WE HAD THAT OTTOMAN

AND EVERY TIME DAD CAME HOME FROM WORK, HE TRIPPED OVER IT.

- EMILY, THAT WAS DICK VAN DYKE.

- MR. GARRISON, TRUST ME.

THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

- WHAT ABOUT MY HEART? - IT'S FINE!

- BLOOD PRESSURE? - PERFECT!

- LUNGS? - CLEAR!

- PROSTATE?

- LOVELY.

- OH, THANK YOU, DOCTOR. THIS FREE CLINIC IS A GODSEND.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A LOW-INCOME HYPOCHONDRIAC.

- BYE, MR. GARRISON. THERE YOU GO, BYE-BYE!

- ALL RIGHT!

SEE YA TOMORROW!

- AH, SERGEANT, COME ON IN. I'M SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.

- LISTEN, IT'S OKAY, DOC.

WE CHECKED YOUR PHONE RECORDS.

AND WE TRACED A CALL

TO A PHONE BOOTH OUTSIDE A FORTUNE-TELLING ESTABLISHMENT.

AND I'M SURE IT'S THE BOY.

- WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?

- NOTHING. NOBODY WOULD TALK.

EXCEPT FOR THE FORTUNE-TELLER. SHE PUT A CURSE ON ME.

- WELL, I'M SURE THERE'S NOTHING TO THAT.

- WELL, I HOPE NOT.

SHE TOLD ME MY KIDS WOULD MOVE BACK IN WITH ME

WHEN THEY WERE 30.

- EXCUSE ME FOR INTERRUPTING. - OH, NO, THAT'S FINE.

- HI, SERGEANT.

I GOT THE LAB REPORT ON RUDY'S BLOOD WORK.

TAKE A LOOK.

HIS BLOOD GLUCOSE IS 240. - DAMN.

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, DOC? - IT MEANS

HE'S AN UNCONTROLLED DIABETIC.

UH, LISTEN...

WHAT'S THE ADDRESS OF THAT FORTUNE-TELLING PLACE?

- WELL, THEY WON'T TALK TO YOU EITHER.

- THEY HAVE TO TALK TO ME.

THE BOY NEEDS TREATMENT RIGHT AWAY.

- DOCTOR...

DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

I'VE GOT THIS PAIN... ALL UP MY SIDE.

IT REALLY HURTS.

- [bells ringing]

- WELCOME! I WAS EXPECTING YOU!

- YOU WERE? - NATURALLY!

- OH! OF COURSE.

- ALLOW ME.

AH! MOST INTERESTING. - YOU SEE SOMETHING?

- I SEE A MAN WITH A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE.

I SEE A MAN WHO HAS KNOWN TRAGEDY.

I SEE A MAN WHO DOESN'T DO HOUSEWORK.

PLEASE, BE SEATED. - THANK YOU.

- AND TELL ME, WHY HAVE YOU COME

TO CONSULT WITH MADAME LEPARD?

- I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.

- OH, YES! YES! I'M BEGINNING TO SEE.

I'M...I'M SENSING A...A...

A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN...A... A WIFE, PERHAPS?

OR A LOVER.

- ACTUALLY, IT'S A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY.

- IT'S NOT FOR ME TO JUDGE.

- HIS NAME IS RUDY.

HE'S A KID WHO LIVES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD,

AND IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT I FIND HIM.

- OH, I'M SURE IT IS.

BUT THE SPIRITS DON'T SEEM TO BE COOPERATING...OFFICER!

- OFFICER? NO, NO, NO, LOOK, I'M NOT A POLICEMAN.

I'M...I'M A DOCTOR. THIS IS NOT A TRICK.

THE BOY'S SICK AND HE NEEDS TREATMENT RIGHT AWAY.

- I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS.

LIKE I TOLD THE OTHER COP, I DON'T KNOW THE KID.

- I'M NOT A COP, DAMN IT! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

DO I LOOK LIKE A COP?

- DOES COLUMBO...? DOES THE HAT SQUAD?

- I SEE I'M WASTING MY TIME HERE.

BUT IF THAT BOY DOESN'T GET HELP,

HE'S GONNA SUFFER PERMANENT HARM.

THAT'S NOT FROM ANY CRYSTAL BALL, LADY.

THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

- YOU THINK HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH?

- WHAT AM I? A MIND-READER?

- I PUT THE WORD OUT ALL OVER THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

I EVEN SAID THERE'D BE A $20 REWARD FOR ANYONE WHO FINDS HIM.

- TWENTY DOLLARS? YOU THINK THAT'S ENOUGH?

- ARE YOU KIDDING? FOR $20, HE'S LIABLE TO TURN HIMSELF IN.

HARRY, WE'VE DONE AS MUCH AS WE CAN FOR NOW.

WE MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT A NIGHT.

- GO ON.

YOU GO ON HOME. I'M GONNA STICK AROUND FOR A WHILE.

I'LL LOCK UP.

- OKAY. GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT.

- I HEARD YOU WANTED TO SEE ME.

- JESUS, RUDY! I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!

- LOOK, MAN, I CAN EXPLAIN ABOUT THE FURNITURE.

- I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FURNITURE.

- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT EDDIE, THE FENCE, SAID.

- RUDY, YOU'RE SICK.

THOSE TESTS I RAN ON YOU SHOW THAT YOU HAVE AN ILLNESS.

THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN GETTING TIRED SO MUCH.

- YEAH, I KNEW I WASN'T FEELIN' RIGHT.

SO CAN YOU GIVE ME A PILL OR SOMETHIN'?

- IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

JUST FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS AND YOU'LL PROBABLY

HAVE TO GIVE YOURSELF SHOTS. I CAN TEACH YOU HOW.

- WHOA, WHOA! YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO SHOOT UP?

- NO, COME ON!

NO, IT'S MEDICINE!

- HOW LONG WILL I HAVE TO TAKE THESE SHOTS?

- POSSIBLY THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

- MAN, YOU'RE CRAZY! I DON'T WANT NOTHIN' TO DO WITH THIS.

- YOU'VE GOT TO, RUDY!

- AND WHAT IF I DON'T? WILL I DIE?

I'M NOT AFRAID OF DYING.

- ALRIGHT, YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF DYING.

HOW ABOUT LOSING YOUR LEGS?

HOW ABOUT GOING BLIND?

BECAUSE IF YOU LET THIS GO, THAT COULD HAPPEN.

- YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE ME.

- YEAH, I'M TRYING TO SCARE YOU,

BUT I'M ALSO TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.

THIS IS A COMPLICATED DISEASE,

BUT I CAN HELP YOU IF YOU LET ME.

- I DON'T NEED HELP! I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!

- WAIT, RUDY! COME HERE!

RUDY! RUDY! RUDY!

- OH, BY THE WAY, I TALKED TO THE CATALOG PEOPLE,

AND THEY SAID THEY CAN DELIVERY OUR FURNITURE IN TWO WEEKS.

- OKAY.

- THIS WHOLE THING WITH RUDY HAS BEEN VERY UPSETTING.

- I KNOW, DEAR, BUT I'D APPRECIATE IT

IF YOU WOULDN'T PHONE YOUR THERAPIST WHEN WE'RE IN THE CAR.

- IT WASN'T EVEN HER THERAPIST. SHE GOT A WRONG NUMBER.

- AND HOW COME YOU WERE TALKING FOR 20 MINUTES?

- HE WAS WILLING TO LISTEN.

- ALL RIGHT.

- [gasping]

- OH, MY GOD!

WE'VE BEEN...UNROBBED.

- I DON'T BELIEVE IT. RUDY... RUDY BROUGHT EVERYTHING BACK.

- [both] YAY.

- I'M GONNA GO CHECK THE KITCHEN.

- HEY, DOC.

- HI, RUDY, I GOT YOUR NOTE. I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND?

- I GOT TO THINKIN'.

YOU WERE RIGHT.

I'M FEELIN' WORSE AND WORSE.

I'M SCARED. YOU STILL WANNA HELP ME?

- YEAH. I STILL WANNA HELP YOU.

GET IN HERE. ALL RIGHT.

SERGEANT FLETCHER.

- A COP? WHAT IS THIS? I TRUSTED YOU!

- WAIT, RUDY-- - YOU SCREWED ME OVER!

- RUDY, LISTEN TO ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME HERE!

WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT

IS THAT AS SOON AS YOU START FEELING BETTER

YOU'RE GONNA TAKE OFF AGAIN! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

YOU NEED SUPERVISION.

THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT TO TAKE A CHANCE!

- WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME?

- WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE JUVENILE FACILITY

AT THE COUNTY HOSPITAL. - IT'S THE BEST THING FOR YOU.

YOU'LL GET ALL THE CARE AND ATTENTION YOU NEED THERE.

- BUT I DON'T WANNA GO! - I'LL GO WITH YOU!

I'LL COME VISIT YOU EVERY DAY

TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE DOING ALL RIGHT.

- I DON'T WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME.

I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

COME ON, GET ME OUTTA HERE.

- [grumbles]

- HEY.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY DOCTOR.

ARE YOU COMIN' WITH ME OR NOT?

- COME ON.

- MY LIVER?

- NORMAL.

- MY KIDNEYS?

- PERFECT.

- MY EKG?

- NEGATIVE. - OH.

- [phone ringing] - HERE, EXCUSE ME...

HOLD ON RIGHT THERE. JUST A MOMENT.

HELLO.

OH, YEAH, HOLD ON, YES, YES... MR. GARRISON...

- OH.

- IT'S YOUR MECHANIC. - OH.

HOW'S MY BRAKES?

MY CARBURETOR?

MY DISTRIBUTOR?

YEAH.

MY HUB CAPS?

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