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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,726 --> 00:00:02,697 - YEAH, WELL, SINCE I'M GONNA BE STUCK HERE 2 00:00:02,733 --> 00:00:04,633 FOR THE STUPID SUPER BOWL GAME, WHY CAN'T WE HAVE REGULAR FOOD? 3 00:00:04,668 --> 00:00:05,934 - THIS IS REGULAR. 4 00:00:05,969 --> 00:00:08,870 - I MEAN LIKE HOT DOGS. - HOT DOGS? ARE YOU SUICIDAL? 5 00:00:08,906 --> 00:00:10,038 - NO, BUT KEEP TALKING... 6 00:00:10,073 --> 00:00:11,773 - BAH BAH BAH BAH! 7 00:00:11,808 --> 00:00:13,074 OH, THIS SOUNDS LIKE AN ARGUMENT. 8 00:00:13,110 --> 00:00:15,010 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY DAY, REMEMBER. 9 00:00:15,045 --> 00:00:16,678 - SORRY, HARRY. ALL RIGHT. 10 00:00:16,713 --> 00:00:18,309 [doorbell rings] OH! I GOT IT! 11 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:21,783 - GET READY TO PART WITH SOME MONEY, 12 00:00:21,818 --> 00:00:23,818 'CAUSE MY BOYS' GON' KICK YOUR TEAM'S BUTT 13 00:00:23,854 --> 00:00:25,893 FROM HERE TO TAMPA. 14 00:00:26,957 --> 00:00:29,891 - IN YOUR DREAMS, LOSER! - ALL RIGHT. 15 00:00:29,927 --> 00:00:31,126 - LAVERNE, COME IN. 16 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:33,028 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO EXPLAIN THE REFRESHMENTS. 17 00:00:33,063 --> 00:00:35,163 - EXPLAIN 'EM? WHAT'S TO EXPLAIN? 18 00:00:35,198 --> 00:00:37,259 MUSTARD, WEENIE, BUN. THE END. 19 00:00:38,268 --> 00:00:39,401 - NO, NO. SEE, CAROL HAD TO GO 20 00:00:39,436 --> 00:00:41,336 WITH AN HAUTE CUISINE SUPER BOWL THEME. 21 00:00:41,371 --> 00:00:43,171 - OH, LORD. 22 00:00:44,141 --> 00:00:47,842 - I'VE STARTED WITH A FIELD OF VEGETABLE PATE 23 00:00:47,878 --> 00:00:49,811 TINTED GREEN WITH A PUREE OF PARSLEY. 24 00:00:49,846 --> 00:00:53,445 AND LITTLE GOALPOSTS MADE OUT OF CELERY STICKS. 25 00:00:53,517 --> 00:00:56,653 AND HERE WE HAVE MUSSELS TO SYMBOLIZE... 26 00:00:58,288 --> 00:01:00,753 MUSCLES! GET IT? 27 00:01:02,426 --> 00:01:05,293 - LUCKILY, I BROUGHT SOMETHIN' TO SYMBOLIZE THE PIG SKIN. 28 00:01:05,329 --> 00:01:06,461 PORK RINDS! 29 00:01:06,496 --> 00:01:08,930 - ALL RIGHT! - YEAH! THERE WE GO! 30 00:01:08,966 --> 00:01:12,100 31 00:01:12,135 --> 00:01:15,670 - LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE 32 00:01:15,706 --> 00:01:19,541 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 33 00:01:19,576 --> 00:01:23,745 ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS 34 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:27,782 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 35 00:01:27,818 --> 00:01:31,419 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 36 00:01:31,455 --> 00:01:34,489 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 37 00:01:34,524 --> 00:01:37,692 I'M ALWAYS HERE 38 00:01:37,728 --> 00:01:43,631 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 39 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:45,000 RAIN OR SHINE 40 00:01:45,035 --> 00:01:47,002 I'LL BE THE ONE 41 00:01:47,037 --> 00:01:51,406 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 42 00:01:51,441 --> 00:01:53,875 WE SHARE IT ALL 43 00:01:53,910 --> 00:01:58,913 AS LIFE GOES ON 44 00:02:07,566 --> 00:02:09,833 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MAKING ME SPEND SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY 45 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:11,268 SITTING IN FRONT OF THE TV 46 00:02:11,303 --> 00:02:13,570 WHILE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE OUT IN THE FRESH AIR BACKPACKING. 47 00:02:13,605 --> 00:02:15,539 - EMILY, DEAR, WE'VE DISCUSSED THIS 48 00:02:15,574 --> 00:02:18,241 THIS IS OUR QUALITY TIME. FAMILY TIME. 49 00:02:18,277 --> 00:02:20,577 - YES, DEAR, THIS IS SUPER BOWL TIME. 50 00:02:20,612 --> 00:02:22,879 AN AMERICAN INSTITUTION. 51 00:02:22,915 --> 00:02:25,449 - SINCE WHEN D'YOU GET SO INTERESTED IN FOOTBALL, CAROL? 52 00:02:25,484 --> 00:02:27,107 - OH, I HATE FOOTBALL. 53 00:02:28,287 --> 00:02:29,920 BUT PATRICK GOT A CHANCE TO GO TO THE GAME, 54 00:02:29,955 --> 00:02:32,249 SO I PROMISED I'D WATCH FOR HIM IN THE STANDS. 55 00:02:32,791 --> 00:02:36,827 - CAROL, THE ROSE BOWL HOLDS OVER 100,000 PEOPLE. 56 00:02:36,862 --> 00:02:38,562 - AH, BUT PATRICK WILL BE WEARING 57 00:02:38,597 --> 00:02:41,452 JEANS AND A YELLOW SWEATER. 58 00:02:43,069 --> 00:02:44,455 - UH-HUH. 59 00:02:45,381 --> 00:02:49,283 - ALRIGHT, TIME FOR SUPER BOWL PREGAME! 60 00:02:49,318 --> 00:02:52,352 [fanfare] - WELCOME, FANS. 61 00:02:52,388 --> 00:02:54,321 YES, INDEED, IT IS FINALLY HERE. 62 00:02:54,356 --> 00:02:55,722 IT'S SUPER BOWL SUNDAY 63 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,825 OH, MY! WHAT A BARNBURNER WE'VE GOT TO-- 64 00:02:57,860 --> 00:02:59,860 [TV static] 65 00:03:02,798 --> 00:03:05,999 - DAMN CABLE! THIS NEVER USED TO HAPPEN WITH RABBIT EARS. 66 00:03:06,035 --> 00:03:08,268 - YOU KNOW, I'D BE HAPPY TO HIKE OVER TO THE CABLE COMPANY 67 00:03:08,304 --> 00:03:09,703 AND REPORT THIS. 68 00:03:09,738 --> 00:03:12,819 - SIT DOWN. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 69 00:03:13,342 --> 00:03:15,542 - WELL, WE GOT OVER AN HOUR TILL THE KICKOFF 70 00:03:15,578 --> 00:03:17,177 I CAN PROBABLY GET IT WORKIN' BY THEN. 71 00:03:17,213 --> 00:03:19,286 LET ME GO IN THE KITCHEN GET SOME TOOL. 72 00:03:19,726 --> 00:03:20,691 - GREAT. 73 00:03:20,727 --> 00:03:22,026 SO WHAT DO WE DO IN THE MEANTIME? 74 00:03:22,061 --> 00:03:25,263 - I KNOW! I'VE BEEN WORKING ON SOME HAIKUS. 75 00:03:25,298 --> 00:03:27,298 - I'LL BITE. WHAT'S A HAIKU? 76 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,634 - YOU KNOW, IT'S A FORM OF JAPANESE POETRY. 77 00:03:29,669 --> 00:03:31,994 I'LL GO GET SOME OF MINE TO READ TO YOU. 78 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,474 - [stuttering] LAVERNE! 79 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:40,962 - I'M SORRY, DOCTOR. I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE. 80 00:03:41,548 --> 00:03:43,714 - [sighing] - HAIKUS? 81 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:44,916 DAD, GIMME A BREAK! 82 00:03:44,951 --> 00:03:46,417 - COME ON, YOU KNOW YOUR SISTER. 83 00:03:46,452 --> 00:03:47,785 WHEN IT COMES TO SELF-EXPRESSION, 84 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:50,246 SHE'S IN A CLASS ALL HER OWN. 85 00:03:51,624 --> 00:03:54,659 - READING CHAUCER IN THE ORIGINAL MIDDLE ENGLISH 86 00:03:54,694 --> 00:03:57,261 IS TRULY A LYRICAL EXPERIENCE. 87 00:03:57,297 --> 00:03:58,930 WOULD YOU MIND IF I READ A BIT OUT LOUD? 88 00:03:58,965 --> 00:04:00,966 - [grumbling] - GOOD, LISTEN. 89 00:04:02,101 --> 00:04:04,802 "A POVRE WYDWE 90 00:04:04,837 --> 00:04:08,806 "SOMDEEL STAPE IN AGE 91 00:04:08,841 --> 00:04:14,954 WAS WHILOM DWELLING IN A NARWE COTAGE." 92 00:04:16,482 --> 00:04:18,482 THIS IS JUST WHAT WE NEED. WE HAVE TO GET ARRESTED! 93 00:04:18,518 --> 00:04:22,753 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THE PEOPLE WILL KNOW ABOUT OUR CAUSE! 94 00:04:22,789 --> 00:04:24,288 WE CANNOT REST 95 00:04:24,324 --> 00:04:26,691 AS LONG AS THERE IS ONE PLASTIC BUBBLE 96 00:04:26,726 --> 00:04:28,559 PROTECTING A CHINTZY GIFT 97 00:04:28,595 --> 00:04:29,927 SENT TO YOU BY SOME GUY 98 00:04:29,963 --> 00:04:32,229 WHO'S TRYING TO BUY YOU OFF BECAUSE HE DUMPED YOU. 99 00:04:32,265 --> 00:04:34,865 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MISTER! 100 00:04:34,901 --> 00:04:37,241 IT'S TOO LITTLE TOO LATE! 101 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,747 WHERE WAS I? 102 00:04:44,783 --> 00:04:45,915 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 103 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:48,151 - WELL... - LOOK DEEPLY, BARBARA. 104 00:04:48,186 --> 00:04:50,019 THESE ARE NOT JUST ANY FLOWERS. 105 00:04:50,054 --> 00:04:53,756 MY FLOWERS CRY OUT: "LET ME DRINK!" 106 00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:57,951 "LET ME DRINK FOR MY SOUL IS PARCHED." 107 00:04:59,664 --> 00:05:01,430 - WHAT A NUT! 108 00:05:04,502 --> 00:05:05,968 - YOU TALKIN' TO ME? 109 00:05:09,774 --> 00:05:11,874 ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME? 110 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:16,515 WELL, YOU WERE LOOKIN' AT ME. 111 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,051 [toast popping up] 112 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:22,103 HASTA LA VISTA, BAGEL! 113 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,091 OKAY, DADDY, NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS: 114 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:30,429 "'OUCH!' YES, JUMPY, THAT NEEDLE DOES HURT. 115 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:32,397 "BUT THE MEDICINE RELEASED INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM 116 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,665 "WILL STOP THAT INFECTION 117 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,401 FROM SPREADING TO YET ANOTHER ORGAN." 118 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,706 - CAROL, DEAR, I DON'T THINK WE WANNA SAY THAT. 119 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,708 - WELL, DADDY, WE CAN'T LIE TO THESE KIDS. 120 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,443 COMPLETE HONESTY IS ESSENTIAL. 121 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:45,777 - OKAY, LET'S COME BACK TO THAT. 122 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:47,179 WHAT--WHAT'S NEXT? 123 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:51,683 - "JUMPY, YOU NEEDED THAT SHOT BECAUSE DURING THE OPERATION 124 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:55,387 YOU ASPIRATED ON YOUR OWN VOMIT." 125 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,995 - DOCTOR, HOW DO YOU LIVE LIKE THIS? 126 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,331 THIS TOOL BOX IS MESSIER THAN A... 127 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,666 THAN A... 128 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,101 - THAN A WHAT? 129 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,536 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE AT A LOSS FOR A COLORFUL PHRASE. 130 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,071 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 131 00:06:13,107 --> 00:06:15,941 - NOTHING, I'M SURE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR POINT WITH SOME... 132 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:18,143 FAR-FETCHED STORY FROM BACK IN HICKORY. 133 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,578 SHE ALWAYS HAS. 134 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:24,049 - IN MY TOWN, WE DIDN'T HAVE DATIN'. 135 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,951 YOU WASHED YOUR HAIR EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT 136 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,386 AND THEN WHEN YOU WERE 14, YOU MARRIED YOUR COUSIN. 137 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:33,191 DON'T WORRY. THESE BLIND PEOPLE CAN BE VERY RESOURCEFUL. 138 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:36,985 WE HAD ONE BACK IN HICKORY. HIS NAME WAS DOOLEY TIPPET. 139 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:41,697 TOOK AN OLD BLOODHOUND, TURNED HIM INTO A GOOD GUIDE DOG. 140 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,169 THINGS WORKED OUT REAL WELL 141 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,570 TILL ONE DAY THAT DOG SPOTTED HIM 142 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,372 A RABBIT TEARIN' INTO THE WOODS 143 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,832 AND TOOK DOOLEY ON THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE. 144 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,457 - LETTER FROM HOME, HUH? 145 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,546 - TUESDAY WAS THE SADDEST DAY 146 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,314 IN THE HISTORY OF HICKORY, ARKANSAS. 147 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:59,417 UNCLE WALTER DIED. HE WAS LOVED BY ALL. 148 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:02,120 - OH, LAVERNE, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 149 00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:04,549 - HE WEIGHED 672 POUND. 150 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,925 - THAT'S BIG! - MM-HMM. 151 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,827 ONE NIGHT I WATCHED UNCLE WALTER 152 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,896 EAT AN ENTIRE SACK OF POTATOES. 153 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,898 A COUPLE OF GALLONS OF PORK AND BEANS 154 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,267 AND A HALF-DOZEN LOAVES OF STALE SOURDOUGH BREAD 155 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:17,402 LOUISE PRITCHARD HAD BRUNG BACK FROM SAN FRANCISCO 156 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,899 WHERE SHE WAS VISITING HER HOMOSEXUAL NEPHEW CLIFFORD. 157 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,678 - YOU'RE KIDDING ME! 158 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:27,946 - I SWEAR TO YOU! 159 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,815 SHE VISITS HIM ONCE A YEAR. HE WORKS IN A NIGHTCLUB 160 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,783 WHERE HE DRESSES UP LIKE JOAN RIVERS. 161 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,886 ANYWAY, GRAVY MORLOCK'S A FELLA BACK HOME. 162 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,588 BEST DREAM INTERPRETER THEY IS. 163 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,156 NOW, IT WAS GRAVY FIGURED OUT 164 00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:40,492 THAT MARY LEE JENKIN'S DREAM WAS A PREMONITION 165 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,928 THAT HER PRIZE PIG WOULD MEET WITH AN ACCIDENT. 166 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:46,398 TWO DAYS LATER, THAT PIG WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNIN' AND DIED. 167 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,399 - WOW! 168 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:48,567 - WELL, NOW, NATURALLY 169 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,202 SOME PEOPLE SAID IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE 170 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,170 OTHERS SAID IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN THE WAY MARY LEE 171 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:55,022 KEPT A LIGHTNIN' ROD A-STRAPPED TO THE ANIMAL. 172 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:57,976 BUT I SAY GRAVY MORLOCK 173 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:00,912 IS ONE OF THE WISEST MEN THAT EVER LIVED, A TRUE GENIUS. 174 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,047 - SO CAN WE CALL HIM? 175 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,348 - NO, HE'S NOT REACHABLE. 176 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,482 HE'S OUTTA TOWN A-COMPETIN' 177 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:07,252 IN THE ANNUAL SPIT-FOR-DISTANCE CONTEST. 178 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,956 LET'S SEE, HERE'S GRANDMA HATTIE. 179 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,618 BOY, SHE'S A BIG 'UN. 180 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,028 ONCE IN '57 A HELLACIOUS TWISTER COME THROUGH TOWN 181 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,496 KNOCKED DOWN HOUSES, UPROOTED TREES 182 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:20,365 WIPED OUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR GRANDMA HATTIE 183 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,533 AND THOSE TWELVE CHILDREN 184 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:24,076 A-CLINGIN' TO HER FIRE PLUG LEGS. 185 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:27,706 TOWN PINNED HER WITH THE HICKORY MEDAL OF VALOR. 186 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:28,907 ACTUALLY, THEY STUCK IT RIGHT IN HER 187 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,862 BUT SHE DIDN'T FEEL A THING. 188 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,344 - LAVERNE... 189 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,613 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS NEED YOU HAVE FOR CONTROL. 190 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:35,847 WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT'S ABOUT? 191 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:42,552 - WELL, I-I GUESS IT GOES BACK TO MY GROWIN' UP ON A FARM. 192 00:08:42,931 --> 00:08:44,464 MONEY WAS TIGHT. 193 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:47,058 IT WAS UP TO ME TO BRING IN THE COTTON CROP 194 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,010 UNLESS THEY FORECLOSE ON US. 195 00:08:49,274 --> 00:08:53,176 LUCKILY, WE HAD THE HELP OF A KINDLY BUT BLIND BOARDER-- 196 00:08:53,211 --> 00:08:56,145 - WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 197 00:08:56,181 --> 00:08:59,240 THAT'S A MOVIE--THAT'S-- THAT'S PLACES IN THE HEART. 198 00:08:59,651 --> 00:09:01,584 - DID I SAY "FARM"? 199 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:03,909 I MEANT COAL MINE. 200 00:09:04,889 --> 00:09:07,523 SEE, DOO HAD JUST GOT BACK FROM THE ARMY-- 201 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:09,626 - NO, NO, NO! THAT'S COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER. 202 00:09:09,661 --> 00:09:12,061 - ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'M PUSHY! I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PUSHY, 203 00:09:12,097 --> 00:09:14,782 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M PUSHY, I'M JUST PUSHY. 204 00:09:17,435 --> 00:09:18,735 - AY! AY! 205 00:09:18,770 --> 00:09:20,370 - I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL! 206 00:09:20,405 --> 00:09:23,625 THAT'S THAT YOU GET FOR MAKIN' UP ALL THEM STORIES ABOUT ME. 207 00:09:24,409 --> 00:09:27,110 - DADDY, HURRY, THE MATCH STARTS IN 20 MINUTES. 208 00:09:27,145 --> 00:09:29,445 - CAROL, I'VE TOLD YOU... 209 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:31,481 IT'S A GAME. IT'S NOT A MATCH. 210 00:09:31,516 --> 00:09:34,217 - NO OFFENSE, BUT WOULD YOU GUYS MIND IF I BLEW THIS OFF? 211 00:09:34,252 --> 00:09:36,953 - FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, YES. THIS IS A FAMILY DAY. 212 00:09:36,988 --> 00:09:40,111 NOW, SIT DOWN AND ENJOY YOURSELF, DAMN IT. 213 00:09:40,725 --> 00:09:43,092 - HA, HA, GREETINGS, GRIDIRON FANS. 214 00:09:43,128 --> 00:09:44,761 WANNA PRACTICE OUR WAVE? 215 00:09:44,796 --> 00:09:46,963 - CHARLEY, WE CAN'T WATCH THE SUPER BOWL. THE CABLE'S OUT. 216 00:09:46,998 --> 00:09:50,366 - YOU MEAN IT WAS OUT, TILL I SHIMMIED UP THE CABLE POLE. 217 00:09:50,402 --> 00:09:53,551 WHICH, BY THE WAY, WAS WORTH IT JUST FOR THE RIDE DOWN. 218 00:09:54,843 --> 00:09:56,072 - YOU FIXED THE CABLE? 219 00:09:56,107 --> 00:09:58,007 - I NOT ONLY FIXED IT. I IMPROVED IT. 220 00:09:58,043 --> 00:10:00,043 FROM NOW ON, FREE PLAYBOY CHANNEL 221 00:10:00,078 --> 00:10:02,745 FOR THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD! 222 00:10:02,781 --> 00:10:05,615 - CHARLEY, THAT'S NOTHING BUT A WEATHER MAP. 223 00:10:05,650 --> 00:10:10,086 - HMM. - [static] 224 00:10:10,121 --> 00:10:11,554 - THEY'RE ALL "THE WEATHER CHANNEL"! 225 00:10:11,589 --> 00:10:13,523 NICE ONE, CHARLEY! 226 00:10:13,558 --> 00:10:15,825 - NOW WE'LL NEVER SEE THE SUPER BOWL. 227 00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:17,093 [gasping] 228 00:10:17,128 --> 00:10:18,861 I FEEL A HAIKU COMING ON. 229 00:10:21,299 --> 00:10:24,109 LITTLE FOOTBALL MAN... 230 00:10:24,436 --> 00:10:27,370 YOU HAVE LEFT MY TV SET 231 00:10:27,405 --> 00:10:31,207 NO SUPER BOWL...WOO. 232 00:10:33,044 --> 00:10:35,302 I HAVE TO WRITE THIS DOWN. 233 00:10:35,747 --> 00:10:38,364 - I'D BETTER GO CHECK THAT CABLE POLE. 234 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,717 - THAT'S IT! I'M OUTTA HERE. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT... 235 00:10:40,752 --> 00:10:42,452 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 236 00:10:43,822 --> 00:10:45,088 I KNEW IT! 237 00:10:45,123 --> 00:10:47,857 I SHOULD'VE GONE TO PASADENA TO SEE THE GAME. 238 00:10:47,892 --> 00:10:49,325 - OH, YOU DON'T WANNA GO THERE, HARRY. 239 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,468 THEY'RE EXPECTING PATCHY LOW CLOUDS. 240 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,574 - GOD, DREYF, COULD YOU BELIEVE THE WAY HARRY YELLED AT ME? 241 00:11:00,609 --> 00:11:03,224 - SAVE YOUR BREATH. THAT DOG GIVES TERRIBLE ADVICE. 242 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,714 - HEY, CAROL, WAS IT HARD FOR YOU TO MOVE BACK IN WITH DADDY? 243 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,750 DIDN'T YOU FEEL LIKE HE WAS INTERFERING IN YOUR LIFE? 244 00:11:09,785 --> 00:11:11,285 JUST SMOTHERING YOU? 245 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,356 - NO. 246 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:15,196 ACTUALLY, THAT WAS HIS COMPLAINT ABOUT ME. 247 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,926 BUT BARBARA, THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY. 248 00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:20,494 SHE AND DADDY STARTED BUTTING HEADS 249 00:11:20,529 --> 00:11:23,130 BEFORE SHE EVEN UNPACKED HER BAGS. 250 00:11:25,145 --> 00:11:28,529 - HA, HA, THIS IS GREAT! YOU'RE HOME! 251 00:11:28,737 --> 00:11:30,286 - YAY. 252 00:11:31,293 --> 00:11:32,659 DADDY, YOU SAID I COULD LIVE HERE 253 00:11:32,694 --> 00:11:34,661 THE SAME WAY I LIVED IN MY APARTMENT. 254 00:11:34,696 --> 00:11:37,477 I MEAN, REALLY, IN MY APARTMENT, DO YOU THINK I WAS CELIBATE? 255 00:11:37,592 --> 00:11:39,064 - YES! 256 00:11:39,861 --> 00:11:42,128 - DADDY, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S EMBARRASSED HERE! 257 00:11:42,163 --> 00:11:43,997 I KNOW THIS IS SOMETHING WE SHOULD'VE DISCUSSED 258 00:11:44,032 --> 00:11:46,399 AND THEN EASED INTO. - NO, NO, NO! 259 00:11:46,434 --> 00:11:48,601 THERE'S NO...THERE'S NO DISCUSSION NECESSARY. 260 00:11:48,637 --> 00:11:50,303 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 261 00:11:50,338 --> 00:11:53,306 THAT MEANS...RULE 1: 262 00:11:53,341 --> 00:11:55,674 NO CHUCK. 263 00:11:56,811 --> 00:11:59,312 - WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT HAPPENED TO "NO RULES"? 264 00:11:59,347 --> 00:12:01,180 WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS ALL OF A SUDDEN? 265 00:12:01,216 --> 00:12:03,316 - BARBARA, THIS IS NOT "ALL OF A SUDDEN." 266 00:12:03,351 --> 00:12:06,753 THIS HAS BEEN FIVE VERY LONG DAYS IN COMING. 267 00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:08,955 - DADDY, I SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT CHUCK. 268 00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:10,223 - THIS IS NOT ONLY ABOUT CHUCK. 269 00:12:10,258 --> 00:12:11,991 THIS IS ABOUT THE WHOLE LIVING ARRANGEMENT. 270 00:12:12,027 --> 00:12:13,626 THIS IS ABOUT NIGHTS 271 00:12:13,662 --> 00:12:16,129 WITH THE TELEVISION BLARING FROM YOUR ROOM. 272 00:12:16,164 --> 00:12:19,132 GOING IN YOUR ROOM AND FINDING NOT ONLY THE TV, 273 00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:23,141 BUT THE STEREO AND EVERY LIGHT IN THE UNIVERSE ON! 274 00:12:24,005 --> 00:12:26,272 BARBARA, HOOVER DAM CALLED. 275 00:12:26,307 --> 00:12:27,707 THEY'RE A LITTLE TIRED. 276 00:12:27,742 --> 00:12:30,998 THEY WERE HOPING THAT PERHAPS WE COULD TURN A FEW THINGS OFF! 277 00:12:32,047 --> 00:12:33,780 THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT! 278 00:12:33,815 --> 00:12:36,249 - UTILITIES. - YES, UTILITIES! 279 00:12:36,284 --> 00:12:37,417 NUMBER 2: 280 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:41,054 WE TURN THINGS OFF. 281 00:12:41,089 --> 00:12:43,489 STARTING WITH CHUCK! 282 00:12:45,593 --> 00:12:46,993 - HI. 283 00:12:52,697 --> 00:12:54,198 - BARBARA, DEAR. 284 00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:56,602 CONSIDERING THE FACT 285 00:12:56,638 --> 00:12:58,504 THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE MOVING OUT IN A COUPLE OF DAYS 286 00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,406 AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR DEAR OLD DAD 287 00:13:00,442 --> 00:13:02,608 MUCH LONGER, CAN I SAY JUST ONE THING? 288 00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:03,876 - SURE, DADDY. 289 00:13:03,912 --> 00:13:06,946 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DRESSED LIKE THAT? 290 00:13:06,981 --> 00:13:09,209 THAT IS DISGRACEFUL! 291 00:13:10,652 --> 00:13:12,452 - I LIKE IT! 292 00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:17,256 - LOOK, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT A LOT LATELY, 293 00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:19,696 AND I THINK THERE IS A CHANCE THAT HANK... 294 00:13:19,823 --> 00:13:22,528 [sighing] IS MARRIED. 295 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,499 BARBARA? 296 00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:31,370 - YOU ARE JUST UNBELIEVABLE. 297 00:13:31,406 --> 00:13:33,052 - HERE WE GO! 298 00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,143 - BARBARA, WAIT! - DADDY, DON'T YOU THINK 299 00:13:37,178 --> 00:13:38,779 THIS IS GETTING A LITTLE CRAZY? 300 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,213 I MEAN, NO MATTER WHO I BRING HOME, 301 00:13:40,248 --> 00:13:41,581 YOU FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM. 302 00:13:41,616 --> 00:13:42,749 THEY'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH, 303 00:13:42,784 --> 00:13:44,684 THEY'RE NOT KIND ENOUGH, GENEROUS ENOUGH. 304 00:13:44,719 --> 00:13:47,320 WHO IS IT YOU EXPECT ME TO GO OUT WITH? SANTA CLAUS? 305 00:13:47,355 --> 00:13:50,095 - WELL, NO DEAR, I'M AFRAID HE'S MARRIED, TOO. 306 00:13:51,059 --> 00:13:52,291 - HE'S NOT MARRIED! 307 00:13:52,327 --> 00:13:53,760 - OF COURSE HE IS, DEAR! 308 00:13:53,795 --> 00:13:55,765 MRS. CLAUS! 309 00:13:56,831 --> 00:13:58,765 ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE CONSIDERING... 310 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,733 - THAT'S RIGHT. ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION. 311 00:14:00,769 --> 00:14:03,002 I HAVE A LIST OF SPERM BANKS RIGHT HERE. 312 00:14:03,037 --> 00:14:05,171 - WE'VE DONE A LOT OF RESEARCH ON THE SUBJECT, DADDY. 313 00:14:05,206 --> 00:14:07,673 IT'S SAFE, EASY, IT'S ABOUT LIKE HAVING YOUR APPENDIX OUT. 314 00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:10,533 - YES, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEND YOUR APPENDIX TO COLLEGE. 315 00:14:11,112 --> 00:14:14,547 BARBARA, HAVING CHILDREN IS DANGEROUS AND DIFFICULT WORK! 316 00:14:14,582 --> 00:14:17,389 THAT'S WHY PARENTS USUALLY TRAVEL IN PAIRS! 317 00:14:18,186 --> 00:14:20,319 - WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULD OBLIGATE SOME GUY 318 00:14:20,355 --> 00:14:23,952 FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE JUST BECAUSE I NEED HIM FOR AN HOUR. 319 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:28,127 - AN HOUR? 320 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:34,000 - WHEN YOU PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME 321 00:14:34,035 --> 00:14:37,270 I GET A FEVER THAT'S SO HARD TO BEAR 322 00:14:37,305 --> 00:14:38,838 YOU GIVE ME FEVER 323 00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:45,444 WHEN YOU KISS ME, FEVER WHEN YOU HOLD ME TIGHT 324 00:14:46,748 --> 00:14:48,007 FEVER 325 00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:50,516 IN THE MORNING 326 00:14:50,552 --> 00:14:53,219 FEVER ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT - IT'S NOW CLOSED UP HERE! 327 00:14:53,254 --> 00:14:55,702 THAT'S MY DAUGHTER OVER HERE! YOU! YOU, YOU'RE GROUNDED. 328 00:14:55,739 --> 00:14:57,858 - SUN LIGHTS UP THE DAYTIME - THAT'S IT, FOLKS. SHOW'S OVER. 329 00:14:57,887 --> 00:15:00,950 - THE MOON LIGHTS UP THE NIGHT - NO, WAIT A MINUTE. 330 00:15:01,629 --> 00:15:03,930 - SO YOU SEE, EMILY, IF DADDY YELLS AT YOU 331 00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:07,033 OR DISAPPROVES OF YOU OR TRIES TO RUN YOUR LIFE, 332 00:15:07,068 --> 00:15:08,560 IT'S JUST BECAUSE... 333 00:15:09,601 --> 00:15:11,906 HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN HE LOVES ME. 334 00:15:13,741 --> 00:15:14,809 - COOL! 335 00:15:15,543 --> 00:15:18,377 - HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA LEAVIN' THE DIETZTER ALL ALONE 336 00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:20,179 WITH NO LOVELY LADIES BY HIS SIDE? 337 00:15:20,215 --> 00:15:21,547 - CHARLEY, EVERYBODY KNOWS 338 00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:22,849 THAT GUYS WHO TALK ABOUT SCORING 339 00:15:22,884 --> 00:15:25,053 AS MUCH AS YOU DO...DON'T. 340 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:27,677 - BLASPHEMER! 341 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,156 - HONESTLY, WHAT KIND OF WOMAN 342 00:15:30,191 --> 00:15:32,491 COULD POSSIBLY FALL FOR ONE OF YOUR LINES? 343 00:15:32,527 --> 00:15:35,828 - A WIDE VARIETY, A VAST ARRAY. 344 00:15:35,864 --> 00:15:39,565 BABES FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE AND BOTH SIDES OF THE TRACKS. 345 00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:44,337 - BEING A METER MAID IS DANGEROUS WORK 346 00:15:44,372 --> 00:15:47,106 AND VERY FEW PEOPLE REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT. 347 00:15:47,141 --> 00:15:50,009 YOU KNOW, A LOT OF US THINK IT WOULD REALLY UPGRADE OUR IMAGE 348 00:15:50,044 --> 00:15:52,602 TO BE KNOWN AS "METER ANALYSTS." 349 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:54,919 OOH! 350 00:15:55,227 --> 00:15:56,860 DID YOU SAY YOU LIVED HERE ALONE? 351 00:15:56,895 --> 00:15:57,993 - YUP. 352 00:15:59,064 --> 00:16:00,363 - WHO ARE THESE WOMEN? 353 00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:02,532 - WOMEN? - IN THESE PICTURES? 354 00:16:02,568 --> 00:16:04,093 ARE THEY FAMILY? 355 00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:06,858 - OKAY, SURE! GOOD! 356 00:16:07,706 --> 00:16:10,941 I JUST STOPPED BY TO SHOW OFF GINA. 357 00:16:10,976 --> 00:16:13,944 SHE HAS A... WELL, RATHER SPECIAL TALENT. 358 00:16:13,979 --> 00:16:15,794 - I'M SURE SHE DOES. 359 00:16:16,615 --> 00:16:19,382 - GIVE HER A CITY, SHE'LL GIVE YOU THE ZIP CODE. 360 00:16:19,418 --> 00:16:20,817 - CHARLEY, WE HAVE COMPANY. 361 00:16:20,853 --> 00:16:22,193 - THAT'S OKAY. 362 00:16:22,821 --> 00:16:25,055 GINA'S INCREDIBLE. GO AHEAD, ANY CITY AT ALL. 363 00:16:29,795 --> 00:16:30,894 - SYRACUSE, NEW YORK. 364 00:16:30,929 --> 00:16:32,825 - 13212. 365 00:16:34,032 --> 00:16:36,031 - IS SHE SOMETHIN' OR WHAT? 366 00:16:36,869 --> 00:16:39,703 - IT'S LIKE EINSTEIN IN A TUBE TOP. 367 00:16:41,774 --> 00:16:44,263 - AMY, THIS ISN'T RIGHT! 368 00:16:44,476 --> 00:16:47,811 YOU SLEEP WITH ME, YOU MAKE ME THINK YOU CARE ABOUT ME 369 00:16:47,846 --> 00:16:50,099 AND THEN YOU WALK OUT OF MY LIFE JUST LIKE THAT? 370 00:16:50,282 --> 00:16:51,782 WAIT A MINUTE. THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR. 371 00:16:51,817 --> 00:16:53,465 WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS BEFORE? 372 00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:56,419 - HOW DID YOU GET TO BE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP 373 00:16:56,455 --> 00:16:58,272 AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE? 374 00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:02,759 - WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I DIDN'T SLEEP MY WAY TO THE TOP, 375 00:17:02,795 --> 00:17:04,861 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT AVENUE'S CLOSED OFF TO YOU. 376 00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:07,464 - YOU'RE GONNA MARRY THIS WOMAN 377 00:17:07,499 --> 00:17:10,200 BECAUSE YOU HAVE HER NAME TATTOOED ON YOUR ARM? 378 00:17:10,235 --> 00:17:11,624 - YEAH. 379 00:17:13,372 --> 00:17:15,639 IT'S AN AMERICAN DREAM, HARRY. AND IT'S COMING TRUE 380 00:17:15,674 --> 00:17:19,396 FOR THE FUTURE MR. AND MRS. CHARLEY DIETZ. 381 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:25,015 - THIS IS WEIRD, BUT I GUESS... CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER. 382 00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:26,316 - THANKS, HARRY. - SURE THING. 383 00:17:26,351 --> 00:17:28,819 - AND TO THINK I OWE IT ALL TO THIS BABY. 384 00:17:28,854 --> 00:17:29,986 HEY, LOOK... 385 00:17:30,022 --> 00:17:31,399 IT'S FADING. 386 00:17:32,157 --> 00:17:34,658 - WELL, MAYBE THE GUY DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH INK IN HIS NEEDLE. 387 00:17:34,693 --> 00:17:36,313 - WHAT NEEDLE? 388 00:17:37,596 --> 00:17:39,629 - THE NEEDLE HE USED WHEN HE GAVE YOU THE TATTOO. 389 00:17:39,665 --> 00:17:41,577 - OH, I HATE NEEDLES. 390 00:17:42,134 --> 00:17:44,230 THIS BABY'S PURE MAGIC MARKER. 391 00:17:46,205 --> 00:17:48,438 - CHARLEY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET RID OF THAT 392 00:17:48,473 --> 00:17:50,006 IS JUST SCRUB IT OFF. 393 00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,575 - YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS 394 00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:52,809 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE? 395 00:17:52,845 --> 00:17:54,169 - RIGHT. 396 00:17:54,802 --> 00:17:56,072 - OR THIS? 397 00:17:59,082 --> 00:18:00,114 PAM... 398 00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:01,440 SCRAM. 399 00:18:08,525 --> 00:18:09,881 - GOOD-BYE. 400 00:18:12,228 --> 00:18:14,228 - COME ON IN, GIRLS. DON'T BOTHER TO WIPE YOUR FEET 401 00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:16,030 'CAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY CARPETS. 402 00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:18,130 AH HA HA HA HA! 403 00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:24,472 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN VERMONT. 404 00:18:24,507 --> 00:18:26,708 - UH, THE TRIP WAS CANCELED, CHARLEY. 405 00:18:26,743 --> 00:18:28,656 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 406 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:30,578 - WE... 407 00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:33,306 WE... 408 00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:39,120 WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS 409 00:18:39,155 --> 00:18:41,589 all: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS 410 00:18:41,624 --> 00:18:43,758 - YOUR...GORGEOUSNESS. 411 00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:45,827 - JE SUIS DEAR. 412 00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:56,270 [murmuring] 413 00:19:05,648 --> 00:19:08,649 YOU'RE WICKED. I LIKE YOU! 414 00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:14,268 BERNICE DAPHNE WESTON. 415 00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,357 - UGH! 416 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,759 BUT IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. 417 00:19:21,498 --> 00:19:23,297 - HOW DID IT GO, DADDY? DID YOU GET THE TV FIXED? 418 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,999 - I NEED A BEER. 419 00:19:26,569 --> 00:19:27,802 WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE BEER? 420 00:19:27,837 --> 00:19:29,365 - [burping] 421 00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:34,439 - WELL, THIS FITS RIGHT INTO THE REST OF THE DAY. 422 00:19:34,561 --> 00:19:35,960 BY THE WAY, CAROL, 423 00:19:35,996 --> 00:19:38,229 YOUR PATE IS BEGINNING TO CURL UP AROUND THE END ZONES. 424 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,225 - [gasping] OH, MY GOD! 425 00:19:41,234 --> 00:19:43,001 - I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE STILL HERE. 426 00:19:43,036 --> 00:19:45,447 I FIGURED YOU'D BE IN THE HIMALAYAS BY NOW. 427 00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:47,148 - HARRY... 428 00:19:47,641 --> 00:19:48,836 DAD... 429 00:19:49,175 --> 00:19:51,442 LOOK, I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 430 00:19:51,478 --> 00:19:53,745 - OH, COME ON. IT'S ALRIGHT. IT'S OKAY. 431 00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:55,346 I CAN'T BLAME YOU IF YOU DON'T WANNA WATCH 432 00:19:55,382 --> 00:19:57,081 SOME DUMB FOOTBALL GAME WITH YOUR FATHER. 433 00:19:57,117 --> 00:19:58,416 - I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME. 434 00:19:58,451 --> 00:19:59,651 IT'S FUN CATCHING UP 435 00:19:59,686 --> 00:20:01,285 ON WHAT EVERYBODY'S BEEN UP TO AROUND HERE. 436 00:20:01,321 --> 00:20:02,954 WELL, ALL EXCEPT FOR DREYF. 437 00:20:02,989 --> 00:20:04,689 [laughing] GOOD OLD DREYF. 438 00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:06,967 HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING BUT SLEEP AND EAT. 439 00:20:09,596 --> 00:20:11,029 - [humming] 440 00:20:11,064 --> 00:20:12,463 - GOOD NEWS, HARRY! 441 00:20:12,499 --> 00:20:14,666 THE BITCH IS IN HEAT. 442 00:20:19,639 --> 00:20:22,313 - I'LL SHOP FOR A HALLMARK CARD. 443 00:20:23,777 --> 00:20:25,843 - I MEAN IT, HARRY. THE TIME IS NOW. 444 00:20:25,879 --> 00:20:28,374 MY PUREBRED IS READY TO BE SIRED. 445 00:20:31,818 --> 00:20:34,699 - SO? WHAT HAPPENS NOW? 446 00:20:36,423 --> 00:20:38,202 - IT'S ALL ARRANGED. 447 00:20:41,127 --> 00:20:44,529 IT'S ALL ARRANGED. AMANDA'S OUT THERE LOOKING HER BEST. 448 00:20:44,564 --> 00:20:47,365 THIS CHAMPION BLUE BLOOD IS ON HIS WAY OVER. 449 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,767 SIR BIG JACK AT CORAL GABLES. 450 00:20:49,803 --> 00:20:51,936 - SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY. 451 00:20:51,971 --> 00:20:53,404 - YEAH, IN A LITTLE WHILE, THERE'LL BE 452 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,273 A CANINE COUPLING OF TWO PURE-BLOODS 453 00:20:55,308 --> 00:20:57,653 THAT WILL MAKE ME RICH. 454 00:20:58,678 --> 00:21:01,118 OH, MY GOD! WAIT A MINUTE! 455 00:21:02,248 --> 00:21:03,448 HEY, DREYFUSS! 456 00:21:03,483 --> 00:21:05,416 CUT IT OUT! STOP IT! STOP IT! 457 00:21:05,452 --> 00:21:07,085 QUICK! HARRY, WHERE'S YOUR GARDEN HOSE? 458 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:11,489 [barking] 459 00:21:15,495 --> 00:21:17,261 TOO LATE, IT'S OVER. 460 00:21:17,297 --> 00:21:18,596 - WELL, DON'T BLAME ME! 461 00:21:18,631 --> 00:21:21,557 I ONLY TAUGHT DREYFUSS TO PLAY ROLL OVER AND DEAD. 462 00:21:21,801 --> 00:21:25,269 - NO WARNING, NO FOREPLAY, JUST WHAM, BAM, 463 00:21:25,305 --> 00:21:27,480 THANK YOU, AMANDA. 464 00:21:38,685 --> 00:21:40,550 - OKAY, CAROL, LET 'ER RIP. 465 00:21:41,488 --> 00:21:43,955 - YES! IT'S WORKING! - DADDY! EMILY! 466 00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:46,057 OOH! I THINK I SEE PATRICK! 467 00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:49,324 NO, THAT'S MR. PEANUT. 468 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:53,231 - AH! LAVERNE! YOU'RE INCREDIBLE! 469 00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:55,633 - WELL, IT WAS A CONNECTOR. I REWIRED IT. 470 00:21:55,668 --> 00:21:56,734 - WAY TO GO! 471 00:21:56,770 --> 00:21:58,169 - BUT IT'S STILL A LITTLE FUZZY. 472 00:21:58,204 --> 00:22:00,571 JUST LET ME TIGHTEN IT UP. CAROL, TOSS ME THEM PLIERS. 473 00:22:00,607 --> 00:22:01,739 - THESE? 474 00:22:01,775 --> 00:22:04,179 OKAY, GO OUT FOR A PASS, LAVERNE! 475 00:22:05,278 --> 00:22:07,346 [glass breaks] 476 00:22:15,242 --> 00:22:18,390 - NO SANDY. YOU HAVE IT ALL MIXED UP. 477 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,574 I'M TAKIN' BUFFALO, YOU'RE TAKIN' DALLAS. 478 00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:24,744 NOW, I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER WHY I CHOSE BUFFALO. 479 00:22:24,779 --> 00:22:26,679 I WENT TO THE DRUGSTORE THAT DAY. 480 00:22:26,715 --> 00:22:30,016 I BOUGHT TOOTHPASTE, DENTAL FLOSS, Q-TIPS-- 481 00:22:30,051 --> 00:22:31,451 WHAT'S THE POINT? 482 00:22:31,486 --> 00:22:33,453 WELL, THE POINT IS... 483 00:22:33,488 --> 00:22:35,355 I GOT A NICKEL BACK IN CHANGE... 484 00:22:35,390 --> 00:22:36,823 A BUFFALO ON IT. 485 00:22:36,858 --> 00:22:38,958 HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE A BUFFALO NICKEL? 486 00:22:38,994 --> 00:22:41,060 DON'T YOU SEE? IT WAS AN OMEN. 487 00:22:41,096 --> 00:22:43,529 A FORESHADOWIN', A FORETELLIN'-- 488 00:22:43,565 --> 00:22:45,581 HELLO? HELLO? 489 00:22:46,201 --> 00:22:47,500 HELLO? 490 00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:52,100 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36046

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