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- YEAH, WELL, SINCE
I'M GONNA BE STUCK HERE
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FOR THE STUPID SUPER BOWL GAME,
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE REGULAR FOOD?
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- THIS IS REGULAR.
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- I MEAN LIKE HOT DOGS.
- HOT DOGS? ARE YOU SUICIDAL?
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- NO, BUT KEEP TALKING...
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- BAH BAH BAH BAH!
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OH, THIS SOUNDS
LIKE AN ARGUMENT.
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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE
A FAMILY DAY, REMEMBER.
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- SORRY, HARRY.
ALL RIGHT.
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[doorbell rings]
OH! I GOT IT!
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- GET READY
TO PART WITH SOME MONEY,
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'CAUSE MY BOYS' GON'
KICK YOUR TEAM'S BUTT
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FROM HERE TO TAMPA.
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- IN YOUR DREAMS, LOSER!
- ALL RIGHT.
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- LAVERNE, COME IN.
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I WAS JUST ABOUT TO EXPLAIN
THE REFRESHMENTS.
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- EXPLAIN 'EM?
WHAT'S TO EXPLAIN?
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MUSTARD, WEENIE,
BUN. THE END.
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- NO, NO.
SEE, CAROL HAD TO GO
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WITH AN HAUTE CUISINE
SUPER BOWL THEME.
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- OH, LORD.
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- I'VE STARTED
WITH A FIELD OF VEGETABLE PATE
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TINTED GREEN
WITH A PUREE OF PARSLEY.
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AND LITTLE GOALPOSTS
MADE OUT OF CELERY STICKS.
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AND HERE WE HAVE MUSSELS
TO SYMBOLIZE...
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MUSCLES! GET IT?
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- LUCKILY, I BROUGHT SOMETHIN'
TO SYMBOLIZE THE PIG SKIN.
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PORK RINDS!
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- ALL RIGHT!
- YEAH! THERE WE GO!
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-
LIFE GOES ON,
AND SO DO WE
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JUST HOW WE DO
IT IS NO MYSTERY
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ONE BY ONE
WE FILL THE DAYS
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WE FIND
A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS
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SOMETIMES THE ANSWER
CAN BE HARD TO FIND
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THAT'S SOMETHING
I WILL NEVER BE
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I'M ALWAYS HERE
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FOR ANYTHING
YOU NEED
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RAIN OR SHINE
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I'LL BE THE ONE
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TO SHARE IT ALL
AS LIFE GOES ON
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WE SHARE IT ALL
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AS LIFE GOES ON
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- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MAKING
ME SPEND SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY
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SITTING IN FRONT OF THE TV
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WHILE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE OUT
IN THE FRESH AIR BACKPACKING.
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- EMILY, DEAR,
WE'VE DISCUSSED THIS
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THIS IS OUR QUALITY TIME.
FAMILY TIME.
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- YES, DEAR,
THIS IS SUPER BOWL TIME.
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AN AMERICAN INSTITUTION.
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- SINCE WHEN D'YOU GET SO
INTERESTED IN FOOTBALL, CAROL?
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- OH, I HATE FOOTBALL.
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BUT PATRICK GOT A CHANCE
TO GO TO THE GAME,
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SO I PROMISED I'D WATCH FOR HIM
IN THE STANDS.
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- CAROL, THE ROSE BOWL
HOLDS OVER 100,000 PEOPLE.
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- AH, BUT PATRICK
WILL BE WEARING
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JEANS AND A YELLOW SWEATER.
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- UH-HUH.
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- ALRIGHT,
TIME FOR SUPER BOWL PREGAME!
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[fanfare]
- WELCOME, FANS.
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YES, INDEED,
IT IS FINALLY HERE.
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IT'S SUPER BOWL SUNDAY
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OH, MY! WHAT A BARNBURNER
WE'VE GOT TO--
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[TV static]
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- DAMN CABLE! THIS NEVER USED
TO HAPPEN WITH RABBIT EARS.
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- YOU KNOW, I'D BE HAPPY TO HIKE
OVER TO THE CABLE COMPANY
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AND REPORT THIS.
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- SIT DOWN.
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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- WELL, WE GOT OVER AN HOUR
TILL THE KICKOFF
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I CAN PROBABLY
GET IT WORKIN' BY THEN.
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LET ME GO IN THE KITCHEN
GET SOME TOOL.
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- GREAT.
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SO WHAT DO WE DO
IN THE MEANTIME?
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- I KNOW! I'VE BEEN
WORKING ON SOME HAIKUS.
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- I'LL BITE.
WHAT'S A HAIKU?
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- YOU KNOW,
IT'S A FORM OF JAPANESE POETRY.
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I'LL GO GET SOME OF MINE
TO READ TO YOU.
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- [stuttering]
LAVERNE!
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- I'M SORRY, DOCTOR.
I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE.
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- [sighing]
- HAIKUS?
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DAD, GIMME A BREAK!
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- COME ON, YOU KNOW YOUR SISTER.
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WHEN IT COMES
TO SELF-EXPRESSION,
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SHE'S IN A CLASS ALL HER OWN.
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- READING CHAUCER
IN THE ORIGINAL MIDDLE ENGLISH
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IS TRULY A LYRICAL EXPERIENCE.
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WOULD YOU MIND
IF I READ A BIT OUT LOUD?
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- [grumbling]
- GOOD, LISTEN.
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"A POVRE WYDWE
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"SOMDEEL STAPE IN AGE
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WAS WHILOM DWELLING
IN A NARWE COTAGE."
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THIS IS JUST WHAT WE NEED.
WE HAVE TO GET ARRESTED!
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THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THE PEOPLE
WILL KNOW ABOUT OUR CAUSE!
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WE CANNOT REST
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AS LONG AS
THERE IS ONE PLASTIC BUBBLE
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PROTECTING A CHINTZY GIFT
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SENT TO YOU BY SOME GUY
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WHO'S TRYING TO BUY YOU OFF
BECAUSE HE DUMPED YOU.
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WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MISTER!
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IT'S TOO LITTLE
TOO LATE!
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WHERE WAS I?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- WELL...
- LOOK DEEPLY, BARBARA.
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THESE ARE NOT
JUST ANY FLOWERS.
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MY FLOWERS CRY OUT:
"LET ME DRINK!"
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"LET ME DRINK
FOR MY SOUL IS PARCHED."
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- WHAT A NUT!
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- YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
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ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
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WELL, YOU WERE LOOKIN' AT ME.
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[toast popping up]
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HASTA LA VISTA, BAGEL!
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OKAY, DADDY, NOW TELL ME
WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS:
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"'OUCH!' YES, JUMPY,
THAT NEEDLE DOES HURT.
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"BUT THE MEDICINE RELEASED
INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM
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"WILL STOP THAT INFECTION
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FROM SPREADING
TO YET ANOTHER ORGAN."
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- CAROL, DEAR, I DON'T THINK
WE WANNA SAY THAT.
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- WELL, DADDY,
WE CAN'T LIE TO THESE KIDS.
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COMPLETE HONESTY IS ESSENTIAL.
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- OKAY,
LET'S COME BACK TO THAT.
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WHAT--WHAT'S NEXT?
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- "JUMPY, YOU NEEDED THAT SHOT
BECAUSE DURING THE OPERATION
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YOU ASPIRATED
ON YOUR OWN VOMIT."
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- DOCTOR,
HOW DO YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?
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THIS TOOL BOX IS MESSIER
THAN A...
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THAN A...
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- THAN A WHAT?
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DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE AT A LOSS
FOR A COLORFUL PHRASE.
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- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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- NOTHING, I'M SURE YOU CAN MAKE
YOUR POINT WITH SOME...
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FAR-FETCHED STORY
FROM BACK IN HICKORY.
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SHE ALWAYS HAS.
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- IN MY TOWN,
WE DIDN'T HAVE DATIN'.
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YOU WASHED YOUR HAIR
EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT
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AND THEN WHEN YOU WERE 14,
YOU MARRIED YOUR COUSIN.
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DON'T WORRY. THESE BLIND PEOPLE
CAN BE VERY RESOURCEFUL.
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WE HAD ONE BACK IN HICKORY.
HIS NAME WAS DOOLEY TIPPET.
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TOOK AN OLD BLOODHOUND, TURNED
HIM INTO A GOOD GUIDE DOG.
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THINGS WORKED OUT REAL WELL
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TILL ONE DAY
THAT DOG SPOTTED HIM
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A RABBIT TEARIN'
INTO THE WOODS
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AND TOOK DOOLEY
ON THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE.
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- LETTER FROM HOME, HUH?
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- TUESDAY WAS THE SADDEST DAY
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IN THE HISTORY OF HICKORY,
ARKANSAS.
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UNCLE WALTER DIED.
HE WAS LOVED BY ALL.
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- OH, LAVERNE,
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
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- HE WEIGHED 672 POUND.
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- THAT'S BIG!
- MM-HMM.
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ONE NIGHT I WATCHED
UNCLE WALTER
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EAT AN ENTIRE
SACK OF POTATOES.
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A COUPLE OF GALLONS
OF PORK AND BEANS
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AND A HALF-DOZEN LOAVES
OF STALE SOURDOUGH BREAD
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LOUISE PRITCHARD HAD
BRUNG BACK FROM SAN FRANCISCO
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WHERE SHE WAS VISITING
HER HOMOSEXUAL NEPHEW CLIFFORD.
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- YOU'RE KIDDING ME!
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- I SWEAR TO YOU!
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SHE VISITS HIM ONCE A YEAR.
HE WORKS IN A NIGHTCLUB
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WHERE HE DRESSES UP
LIKE JOAN RIVERS.
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ANYWAY, GRAVY MORLOCK'S
A FELLA BACK HOME.
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BEST DREAM INTERPRETER
THEY IS.
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NOW, IT WAS GRAVY FIGURED OUT
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THAT MARY LEE JENKIN'S DREAM
WAS A PREMONITION
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THAT HER PRIZE PIG WOULD MEET
WITH AN ACCIDENT.
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TWO DAYS LATER, THAT PIG WAS
STRUCK BY LIGHTNIN' AND DIED.
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- WOW!
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- WELL, NOW, NATURALLY
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SOME PEOPLE SAID
IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE
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OTHERS SAID IT WAS BOUND
TO HAPPEN THE WAY MARY LEE
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KEPT A LIGHTNIN' ROD
A-STRAPPED TO THE ANIMAL.
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BUT I SAY GRAVY MORLOCK
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IS ONE OF THE WISEST MEN
THAT EVER LIVED, A TRUE GENIUS.
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- SO CAN WE CALL HIM?
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- NO, HE'S NOT REACHABLE.
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HE'S OUTTA TOWN A-COMPETIN'
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IN THE ANNUAL
SPIT-FOR-DISTANCE CONTEST.
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LET'S SEE,
HERE'S GRANDMA HATTIE.
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BOY, SHE'S A BIG 'UN.
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ONCE IN '57 A HELLACIOUS TWISTER
COME THROUGH TOWN
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KNOCKED DOWN HOUSES,
UPROOTED TREES
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WIPED OUT EVERYTHING
EXCEPT FOR GRANDMA HATTIE
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AND THOSE TWELVE CHILDREN
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A-CLINGIN'
TO HER FIRE PLUG LEGS.
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TOWN PINNED HER
WITH THE HICKORY MEDAL OF VALOR.
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ACTUALLY, THEY STUCK IT
RIGHT IN HER
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BUT SHE DIDN'T FEEL A THING.
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- LAVERNE...
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LET'S TALK ABOUT
THIS NEED YOU HAVE FOR CONTROL.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT'S ABOUT?
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- WELL, I-I GUESS IT GOES BACK
TO MY GROWIN' UP ON A FARM.
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MONEY WAS TIGHT.
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IT WAS UP TO ME
TO BRING IN THE COTTON CROP
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UNLESS THEY FORECLOSE ON US.
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LUCKILY, WE HAD THE HELP
OF A KINDLY BUT BLIND BOARDER--
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- WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
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THAT'S A MOVIE--THAT'S--
THAT'S PLACES IN THE HEART.
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- DID I SAY "FARM"?
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I MEANT COAL MINE.
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SEE, DOO HAD JUST GOT BACK
FROM THE ARMY--
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- NO, NO, NO!
THAT'S COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER.
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- ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'M PUSHY!
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PUSHY,
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I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M PUSHY,
I'M JUST PUSHY.
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- AY! AY!
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- I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL!
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THAT'S THAT YOU GET FOR MAKIN'
UP ALL THEM STORIES ABOUT ME.
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- DADDY, HURRY,
THE MATCH STARTS IN 20 MINUTES.
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- CAROL, I'VE TOLD YOU...
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IT'S A GAME.
IT'S NOT A MATCH.
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- NO OFFENSE, BUT WOULD YOU GUYS
MIND IF I BLEW THIS OFF?
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- FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, YES.
THIS IS A FAMILY DAY.
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NOW, SIT DOWN
AND ENJOY YOURSELF, DAMN IT.
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- HA, HA, GREETINGS,
GRIDIRON FANS.
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WANNA PRACTICE OUR WAVE?
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- CHARLEY, WE CAN'T WATCH THE
SUPER BOWL. THE CABLE'S OUT.
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- YOU MEAN IT WAS OUT, TILL
I SHIMMIED UP THE CABLE POLE.
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WHICH, BY THE WAY, WAS WORTH IT
JUST FOR THE RIDE DOWN.
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- YOU FIXED THE CABLE?
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- I NOT ONLY FIXED IT.
I IMPROVED IT.
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FROM NOW ON,
FREE PLAYBOY CHANNEL
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00:10:00,078 --> 00:10:02,745
FOR THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD!
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00:10:02,781 --> 00:10:05,615
- CHARLEY, THAT'S NOTHING
BUT A WEATHER MAP.
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- HMM.
- [static]
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- THEY'RE ALL
"THE WEATHER CHANNEL"!
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NICE ONE, CHARLEY!
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00:10:13,558 --> 00:10:15,825
- NOW WE'LL NEVER SEE
THE SUPER BOWL.
227
00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:17,093
[gasping]
228
00:10:17,128 --> 00:10:18,861
I FEEL A HAIKU COMING ON.
229
00:10:21,299 --> 00:10:24,109
LITTLE FOOTBALL MAN...
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00:10:24,436 --> 00:10:27,370
YOU HAVE LEFT MY TV SET
231
00:10:27,405 --> 00:10:31,207
NO SUPER BOWL...WOO.
232
00:10:33,044 --> 00:10:35,302
I HAVE TO WRITE THIS DOWN.
233
00:10:35,747 --> 00:10:38,364
- I'D BETTER GO CHECK
THAT CABLE POLE.
234
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,717
- THAT'S IT! I'M OUTTA HERE.
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT...
235
00:10:40,752 --> 00:10:42,452
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
236
00:10:43,822 --> 00:10:45,088
I KNEW IT!
237
00:10:45,123 --> 00:10:47,857
I SHOULD'VE GONE TO PASADENA
TO SEE THE GAME.
238
00:10:47,892 --> 00:10:49,325
- OH, YOU DON'T WANNA
GO THERE, HARRY.
239
00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,468
THEY'RE EXPECTING
PATCHY LOW CLOUDS.
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00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,574
- GOD, DREYF, COULD YOU BELIEVE
THE WAY HARRY YELLED AT ME?
241
00:11:00,609 --> 00:11:03,224
- SAVE YOUR BREATH.
THAT DOG GIVES TERRIBLE ADVICE.
242
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,714
- HEY, CAROL, WAS IT HARD FOR
YOU TO MOVE BACK IN WITH DADDY?
243
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,750
DIDN'T YOU FEEL LIKE
HE WAS INTERFERING IN YOUR LIFE?
244
00:11:09,785 --> 00:11:11,285
JUST SMOTHERING YOU?
245
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,356
- NO.
246
00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:15,196
ACTUALLY, THAT WAS
HIS COMPLAINT ABOUT ME.
247
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,926
BUT BARBARA,
THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY.
248
00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:20,494
SHE AND DADDY
STARTED BUTTING HEADS
249
00:11:20,529 --> 00:11:23,130
BEFORE SHE EVEN UNPACKED
HER BAGS.
250
00:11:25,145 --> 00:11:28,529
- HA, HA, THIS IS GREAT!
YOU'RE HOME!
251
00:11:28,737 --> 00:11:30,286
- YAY.
252
00:11:31,293 --> 00:11:32,659
DADDY, YOU SAID I COULD
LIVE HERE
253
00:11:32,694 --> 00:11:34,661
THE SAME WAY I LIVED
IN MY APARTMENT.
254
00:11:34,696 --> 00:11:37,477
I MEAN, REALLY, IN MY APARTMENT,
DO YOU THINK I WAS CELIBATE?
255
00:11:37,592 --> 00:11:39,064
- YES!
256
00:11:39,861 --> 00:11:42,128
- DADDY, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S EMBARRASSED HERE!
257
00:11:42,163 --> 00:11:43,997
I KNOW THIS IS SOMETHING
WE SHOULD'VE DISCUSSED
258
00:11:44,032 --> 00:11:46,399
AND THEN EASED INTO.
- NO, NO, NO!
259
00:11:46,434 --> 00:11:48,601
THERE'S NO...THERE'S NO
DISCUSSION NECESSARY.
260
00:11:48,637 --> 00:11:50,303
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
261
00:11:50,338 --> 00:11:53,306
THAT MEANS...RULE 1:
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00:11:53,341 --> 00:11:55,674
NO CHUCK.
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00:11:56,811 --> 00:11:59,312
- WAIT A MINUTE!
WHAT HAPPENED TO "NO RULES"?
264
00:11:59,347 --> 00:12:01,180
WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
265
00:12:01,216 --> 00:12:03,316
- BARBARA, THIS IS NOT
"ALL OF A SUDDEN."
266
00:12:03,351 --> 00:12:06,753
THIS HAS BEEN FIVE
VERY LONG DAYS IN COMING.
267
00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:08,955
- DADDY, I SAID I WAS SORRY
ABOUT CHUCK.
268
00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:10,223
- THIS IS NOT ONLY ABOUT CHUCK.
269
00:12:10,258 --> 00:12:11,991
THIS IS ABOUT
THE WHOLE LIVING ARRANGEMENT.
270
00:12:12,027 --> 00:12:13,626
THIS IS ABOUT NIGHTS
271
00:12:13,662 --> 00:12:16,129
WITH THE TELEVISION BLARING
FROM YOUR ROOM.
272
00:12:16,164 --> 00:12:19,132
GOING IN YOUR ROOM AND FINDING
NOT ONLY THE TV,
273
00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:23,141
BUT THE STEREO AND EVERY LIGHT
IN THE UNIVERSE ON!
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00:12:24,005 --> 00:12:26,272
BARBARA, HOOVER DAM CALLED.
275
00:12:26,307 --> 00:12:27,707
THEY'RE A LITTLE TIRED.
276
00:12:27,742 --> 00:12:30,998
THEY WERE HOPING THAT PERHAPS
WE COULD TURN A FEW THINGS OFF!
277
00:12:32,047 --> 00:12:33,780
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT!
278
00:12:33,815 --> 00:12:36,249
- UTILITIES.
- YES, UTILITIES!
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00:12:36,284 --> 00:12:37,417
NUMBER 2:
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WE TURN THINGS OFF.
281
00:12:41,089 --> 00:12:43,489
STARTING WITH CHUCK!
282
00:12:45,593 --> 00:12:46,993
- HI.
283
00:12:52,697 --> 00:12:54,198
- BARBARA, DEAR.
284
00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:56,602
CONSIDERING THE FACT
285
00:12:56,638 --> 00:12:58,504
THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE MOVING OUT
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS
286
00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,406
AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO
PUT UP WITH YOUR DEAR OLD DAD
287
00:13:00,442 --> 00:13:02,608
MUCH LONGER, CAN I SAY
JUST ONE THING?
288
00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:03,876
- SURE, DADDY.
289
00:13:03,912 --> 00:13:06,946
- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
DRESSED LIKE THAT?
290
00:13:06,981 --> 00:13:09,209
THAT IS DISGRACEFUL!
291
00:13:10,652 --> 00:13:12,452
- I LIKE IT!
292
00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:17,256
- LOOK, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT IT A LOT LATELY,
293
00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:19,696
AND I THINK THERE IS A CHANCE
THAT HANK...
294
00:13:19,823 --> 00:13:22,528
[sighing]
IS MARRIED.
295
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,499
BARBARA?
296
00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:31,370
- YOU ARE JUST UNBELIEVABLE.
297
00:13:31,406 --> 00:13:33,052
- HERE WE GO!
298
00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,143
- BARBARA, WAIT!
- DADDY, DON'T YOU THINK
299
00:13:37,178 --> 00:13:38,779
THIS IS GETTING
A LITTLE CRAZY?
300
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,213
I MEAN,
NO MATTER WHO I BRING HOME,
301
00:13:40,248 --> 00:13:41,581
YOU FIND SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THEM.
302
00:13:41,616 --> 00:13:42,749
THEY'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH,
303
00:13:42,784 --> 00:13:44,684
THEY'RE NOT KIND ENOUGH,
GENEROUS ENOUGH.
304
00:13:44,719 --> 00:13:47,320
WHO IS IT YOU EXPECT ME TO GO
OUT WITH? SANTA CLAUS?
305
00:13:47,355 --> 00:13:50,095
- WELL, NO DEAR,
I'M AFRAID HE'S MARRIED, TOO.
306
00:13:51,059 --> 00:13:52,291
- HE'S NOT MARRIED!
307
00:13:52,327 --> 00:13:53,760
- OF COURSE HE IS, DEAR!
308
00:13:53,795 --> 00:13:55,765
MRS. CLAUS!
309
00:13:56,831 --> 00:13:58,765
ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT YOU ARE CONSIDERING...
310
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,733
- THAT'S RIGHT.
ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION.
311
00:14:00,769 --> 00:14:03,002
I HAVE A LIST
OF SPERM BANKS RIGHT HERE.
312
00:14:03,037 --> 00:14:05,171
- WE'VE DONE A LOT OF RESEARCH
ON THE SUBJECT, DADDY.
313
00:14:05,206 --> 00:14:07,673
IT'S SAFE, EASY, IT'S ABOUT
LIKE HAVING YOUR APPENDIX OUT.
314
00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:10,533
- YES, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SEND YOUR APPENDIX TO COLLEGE.
315
00:14:11,112 --> 00:14:14,547
BARBARA, HAVING CHILDREN
IS DANGEROUS AND DIFFICULT WORK!
316
00:14:14,582 --> 00:14:17,389
THAT'S WHY PARENTS
USUALLY TRAVEL IN PAIRS!
317
00:14:18,186 --> 00:14:20,319
- WELL, I DON'T SEE
WHY I SHOULD OBLIGATE SOME GUY
318
00:14:20,355 --> 00:14:23,952
FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE JUST
BECAUSE I NEED HIM FOR AN HOUR.
319
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:28,127
- AN HOUR?
320
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:34,000
-
WHEN YOU PUT YOUR ARMS
AROUND ME
321
00:14:34,035 --> 00:14:37,270
I GET A FEVER
THAT'S SO HARD TO BEAR
322
00:14:37,305 --> 00:14:38,838
YOU GIVE ME FEVER
323
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:45,444
WHEN YOU KISS ME,
FEVER WHEN YOU HOLD ME TIGHT
324
00:14:46,748 --> 00:14:48,007
FEVER
325
00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:50,516
IN THE MORNING
326
00:14:50,552 --> 00:14:53,219
FEVER ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
- IT'S NOW CLOSED UP HERE!
327
00:14:53,254 --> 00:14:55,702
THAT'S MY DAUGHTER OVER HERE!
YOU! YOU, YOU'RE GROUNDED.
328
00:14:55,739 --> 00:14:57,858
-
SUN LIGHTS UP THE DAYTIME
- THAT'S IT, FOLKS. SHOW'S OVER.
329
00:14:57,887 --> 00:15:00,950
-
THE MOON LIGHTS UP THE NIGHT
- NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
330
00:15:01,629 --> 00:15:03,930
- SO YOU SEE, EMILY,
IF DADDY YELLS AT YOU
331
00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:07,033
OR DISAPPROVES OF YOU
OR TRIES TO RUN YOUR LIFE,
332
00:15:07,068 --> 00:15:08,560
IT'S JUST BECAUSE...
333
00:15:09,601 --> 00:15:11,906
HE LOVES YOU
MORE THAN HE LOVES ME.
334
00:15:13,741 --> 00:15:14,809
- COOL!
335
00:15:15,543 --> 00:15:18,377
- HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA
LEAVIN' THE DIETZTER ALL ALONE
336
00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:20,179
WITH NO LOVELY LADIES
BY HIS SIDE?
337
00:15:20,215 --> 00:15:21,547
- CHARLEY, EVERYBODY KNOWS
338
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:22,849
THAT GUYS WHO TALK
ABOUT SCORING
339
00:15:22,884 --> 00:15:25,053
AS MUCH AS YOU DO...DON'T.
340
00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:27,677
- BLASPHEMER!
341
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,156
- HONESTLY,
WHAT KIND OF WOMAN
342
00:15:30,191 --> 00:15:32,491
COULD POSSIBLY FALL
FOR ONE OF YOUR LINES?
343
00:15:32,527 --> 00:15:35,828
- A WIDE VARIETY,
A VAST ARRAY.
344
00:15:35,864 --> 00:15:39,565
BABES FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE
AND BOTH SIDES OF THE TRACKS.
345
00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:44,337
- BEING A METER MAID
IS DANGEROUS WORK
346
00:15:44,372 --> 00:15:47,106
AND VERY FEW PEOPLE
REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT.
347
00:15:47,141 --> 00:15:50,009
YOU KNOW, A LOT OF US THINK IT
WOULD REALLY UPGRADE OUR IMAGE
348
00:15:50,044 --> 00:15:52,602
TO BE KNOWN AS "METER ANALYSTS."
349
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:54,919
OOH!
350
00:15:55,227 --> 00:15:56,860
DID YOU SAY
YOU LIVED HERE ALONE?
351
00:15:56,895 --> 00:15:57,993
- YUP.
352
00:15:59,064 --> 00:16:00,363
- WHO ARE THESE WOMEN?
353
00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:02,532
- WOMEN?
- IN THESE PICTURES?
354
00:16:02,568 --> 00:16:04,093
ARE THEY FAMILY?
355
00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:06,858
- OKAY, SURE! GOOD!
356
00:16:07,706 --> 00:16:10,941
I JUST STOPPED BY
TO SHOW OFF GINA.
357
00:16:10,976 --> 00:16:13,944
SHE HAS A...
WELL, RATHER SPECIAL TALENT.
358
00:16:13,979 --> 00:16:15,794
- I'M SURE SHE DOES.
359
00:16:16,615 --> 00:16:19,382
- GIVE HER A CITY,
SHE'LL GIVE YOU THE ZIP CODE.
360
00:16:19,418 --> 00:16:20,817
- CHARLEY, WE HAVE COMPANY.
361
00:16:20,853 --> 00:16:22,193
- THAT'S OKAY.
362
00:16:22,821 --> 00:16:25,055
GINA'S INCREDIBLE.
GO AHEAD, ANY CITY AT ALL.
363
00:16:29,795 --> 00:16:30,894
- SYRACUSE, NEW YORK.
364
00:16:30,929 --> 00:16:32,825
- 13212.
365
00:16:34,032 --> 00:16:36,031
- IS SHE SOMETHIN' OR WHAT?
366
00:16:36,869 --> 00:16:39,703
- IT'S LIKE EINSTEIN
IN A TUBE TOP.
367
00:16:41,774 --> 00:16:44,263
- AMY, THIS ISN'T RIGHT!
368
00:16:44,476 --> 00:16:47,811
YOU SLEEP WITH ME, YOU MAKE ME
THINK YOU CARE ABOUT ME
369
00:16:47,846 --> 00:16:50,099
AND THEN YOU WALK OUT OF MY LIFE
JUST LIKE THAT?
370
00:16:50,282 --> 00:16:51,782
WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
371
00:16:51,817 --> 00:16:53,465
WHERE HAVE I
HEARD THIS BEFORE?
372
00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:56,419
- HOW DID YOU GET TO BE CAPTAIN
OF THIS SHIP
373
00:16:56,455 --> 00:16:58,272
AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE?
374
00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:02,759
- WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I DIDN'T
SLEEP MY WAY TO THE TOP,
375
00:17:02,795 --> 00:17:04,861
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT
AVENUE'S CLOSED OFF TO YOU.
376
00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:07,464
- YOU'RE GONNA MARRY
THIS WOMAN
377
00:17:07,499 --> 00:17:10,200
BECAUSE YOU HAVE HER NAME
TATTOOED ON YOUR ARM?
378
00:17:10,235 --> 00:17:11,624
- YEAH.
379
00:17:13,372 --> 00:17:15,639
IT'S AN AMERICAN DREAM, HARRY.
AND IT'S COMING TRUE
380
00:17:15,674 --> 00:17:19,396
FOR THE FUTURE
MR. AND MRS. CHARLEY DIETZ.
381
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:25,015
- THIS IS WEIRD, BUT I GUESS...
CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER.
382
00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:26,316
- THANKS, HARRY.
- SURE THING.
383
00:17:26,351 --> 00:17:28,819
- AND TO THINK I OWE IT ALL
TO THIS BABY.
384
00:17:28,854 --> 00:17:29,986
HEY, LOOK...
385
00:17:30,022 --> 00:17:31,399
IT'S FADING.
386
00:17:32,157 --> 00:17:34,658
- WELL, MAYBE THE GUY DIDN'T
HAVE ENOUGH INK IN HIS NEEDLE.
387
00:17:34,693 --> 00:17:36,313
- WHAT NEEDLE?
388
00:17:37,596 --> 00:17:39,629
- THE NEEDLE HE USED
WHEN HE GAVE YOU THE TATTOO.
389
00:17:39,665 --> 00:17:41,577
- OH, I HATE NEEDLES.
390
00:17:42,134 --> 00:17:44,230
THIS BABY'S PURE MAGIC MARKER.
391
00:17:46,205 --> 00:17:48,438
- CHARLEY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
TO GET RID OF THAT
392
00:17:48,473 --> 00:17:50,006
IS JUST SCRUB IT OFF.
393
00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,575
- YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE
TO LIVE WITH THIS
394
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:52,809
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?
395
00:17:52,845 --> 00:17:54,169
- RIGHT.
396
00:17:54,802 --> 00:17:56,072
- OR THIS?
397
00:17:59,082 --> 00:18:00,114
PAM...
398
00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:01,440
SCRAM.
399
00:18:08,525 --> 00:18:09,881
- GOOD-BYE.
400
00:18:12,228 --> 00:18:14,228
- COME ON IN, GIRLS.
DON'T BOTHER TO WIPE YOUR FEET
401
00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:16,030
'CAUSE I DON'T CARE
ABOUT MY CARPETS.
402
00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:18,130
AH HA HA HA HA!
403
00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:24,472
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
IN VERMONT.
404
00:18:24,507 --> 00:18:26,708
- UH, THE TRIP
WAS CANCELED, CHARLEY.
405
00:18:26,743 --> 00:18:28,656
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
406
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:30,578
- WE...
407
00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:33,306
WE...
408
00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:39,120
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS,
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
409
00:18:39,155 --> 00:18:41,589
all:
WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
410
00:18:41,624 --> 00:18:43,758
- YOUR...GORGEOUSNESS.
411
00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:45,827
- JE SUIS DEAR.
412
00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:56,270
[murmuring]
413
00:19:05,648 --> 00:19:08,649
YOU'RE WICKED.
I LIKE YOU!
414
00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:14,268
BERNICE DAPHNE WESTON.
415
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,357
- UGH!
416
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,759
BUT IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
417
00:19:21,498 --> 00:19:23,297
- HOW DID IT GO, DADDY?
DID YOU GET THE TV FIXED?
418
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,999
- I NEED A BEER.
419
00:19:26,569 --> 00:19:27,802
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE BEER?
420
00:19:27,837 --> 00:19:29,365
- [burping]
421
00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:34,439
- WELL, THIS FITS RIGHT
INTO THE REST OF THE DAY.
422
00:19:34,561 --> 00:19:35,960
BY THE WAY, CAROL,
423
00:19:35,996 --> 00:19:38,229
YOUR PATE IS BEGINNING
TO CURL UP AROUND THE END ZONES.
424
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,225
- [gasping]
OH, MY GOD!
425
00:19:41,234 --> 00:19:43,001
- I'M SURPRISED
YOU'RE STILL HERE.
426
00:19:43,036 --> 00:19:45,447
I FIGURED YOU'D BE
IN THE HIMALAYAS BY NOW.
427
00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:47,148
- HARRY...
428
00:19:47,641 --> 00:19:48,836
DAD...
429
00:19:49,175 --> 00:19:51,442
LOOK, I'M SORRY
IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
430
00:19:51,478 --> 00:19:53,745
- OH, COME ON. IT'S ALRIGHT.
IT'S OKAY.
431
00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:55,346
I CAN'T BLAME YOU
IF YOU DON'T WANNA WATCH
432
00:19:55,382 --> 00:19:57,081
SOME DUMB FOOTBALL GAME
WITH YOUR FATHER.
433
00:19:57,117 --> 00:19:58,416
- I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME.
434
00:19:58,451 --> 00:19:59,651
IT'S FUN CATCHING UP
435
00:19:59,686 --> 00:20:01,285
ON WHAT EVERYBODY'S BEEN UP TO
AROUND HERE.
436
00:20:01,321 --> 00:20:02,954
WELL, ALL EXCEPT FOR DREYF.
437
00:20:02,989 --> 00:20:04,689
[laughing]
GOOD OLD DREYF.
438
00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:06,967
HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING
BUT SLEEP AND EAT.
439
00:20:09,596 --> 00:20:11,029
- [humming]
440
00:20:11,064 --> 00:20:12,463
- GOOD NEWS, HARRY!
441
00:20:12,499 --> 00:20:14,666
THE BITCH IS IN HEAT.
442
00:20:19,639 --> 00:20:22,313
- I'LL SHOP
FOR A HALLMARK CARD.
443
00:20:23,777 --> 00:20:25,843
- I MEAN IT, HARRY.
THE TIME IS NOW.
444
00:20:25,879 --> 00:20:28,374
MY PUREBRED
IS READY TO BE SIRED.
445
00:20:31,818 --> 00:20:34,699
- SO? WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
446
00:20:36,423 --> 00:20:38,202
- IT'S ALL ARRANGED.
447
00:20:41,127 --> 00:20:44,529
IT'S ALL ARRANGED. AMANDA'S OUT
THERE LOOKING HER BEST.
448
00:20:44,564 --> 00:20:47,365
THIS CHAMPION BLUE BLOOD
IS ON HIS WAY OVER.
449
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,767
SIR BIG JACK AT CORAL GABLES.
450
00:20:49,803 --> 00:20:51,936
- SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY.
451
00:20:51,971 --> 00:20:53,404
- YEAH, IN A LITTLE WHILE,
THERE'LL BE
452
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,273
A CANINE COUPLING
OF TWO PURE-BLOODS
453
00:20:55,308 --> 00:20:57,653
THAT WILL MAKE ME RICH.
454
00:20:58,678 --> 00:21:01,118
OH, MY GOD!
WAIT A MINUTE!
455
00:21:02,248 --> 00:21:03,448
HEY, DREYFUSS!
456
00:21:03,483 --> 00:21:05,416
CUT IT OUT!
STOP IT! STOP IT!
457
00:21:05,452 --> 00:21:07,085
QUICK!
HARRY, WHERE'S YOUR GARDEN HOSE?
458
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:11,489
[barking]
459
00:21:15,495 --> 00:21:17,261
TOO LATE, IT'S OVER.
460
00:21:17,297 --> 00:21:18,596
- WELL, DON'T BLAME ME!
461
00:21:18,631 --> 00:21:21,557
I ONLY TAUGHT DREYFUSS
TO PLAY ROLL OVER AND DEAD.
462
00:21:21,801 --> 00:21:25,269
- NO WARNING, NO FOREPLAY,
JUST WHAM, BAM,
463
00:21:25,305 --> 00:21:27,480
THANK YOU, AMANDA.
464
00:21:38,685 --> 00:21:40,550
- OKAY, CAROL, LET 'ER RIP.
465
00:21:41,488 --> 00:21:43,955
- YES! IT'S WORKING!
- DADDY! EMILY!
466
00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:46,057
OOH! I THINK I SEE PATRICK!
467
00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:49,324
NO, THAT'S MR. PEANUT.
468
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:53,231
- AH! LAVERNE!
YOU'RE INCREDIBLE!
469
00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:55,633
- WELL, IT WAS A CONNECTOR.
I REWIRED IT.
470
00:21:55,668 --> 00:21:56,734
- WAY TO GO!
471
00:21:56,770 --> 00:21:58,169
- BUT IT'S STILL
A LITTLE FUZZY.
472
00:21:58,204 --> 00:22:00,571
JUST LET ME TIGHTEN IT UP.
CAROL, TOSS ME THEM PLIERS.
473
00:22:00,607 --> 00:22:01,739
- THESE?
474
00:22:01,775 --> 00:22:04,179
OKAY, GO OUT FOR A PASS,
LAVERNE!
475
00:22:05,278 --> 00:22:07,346
[glass breaks]
476
00:22:15,242 --> 00:22:18,390
- NO SANDY.
YOU HAVE IT ALL MIXED UP.
477
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,574
I'M TAKIN' BUFFALO,
YOU'RE TAKIN' DALLAS.
478
00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:24,744
NOW, I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER
WHY I CHOSE BUFFALO.
479
00:22:24,779 --> 00:22:26,679
I WENT TO THE DRUGSTORE
THAT DAY.
480
00:22:26,715 --> 00:22:30,016
I BOUGHT TOOTHPASTE,
DENTAL FLOSS, Q-TIPS--
481
00:22:30,051 --> 00:22:31,451
WHAT'S THE POINT?
482
00:22:31,486 --> 00:22:33,453
WELL, THE POINT IS...
483
00:22:33,488 --> 00:22:35,355
I GOT A NICKEL
BACK IN CHANGE...
484
00:22:35,390 --> 00:22:36,823
A BUFFALO ON IT.
485
00:22:36,858 --> 00:22:38,958
HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE
A BUFFALO NICKEL?
486
00:22:38,994 --> 00:22:41,060
DON'T YOU SEE? IT WAS AN OMEN.
487
00:22:41,096 --> 00:22:43,529
A FORESHADOWIN',
A FORETELLIN'--
488
00:22:43,565 --> 00:22:45,581
HELLO? HELLO?
489
00:22:46,201 --> 00:22:47,500
HELLO?
490
00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:52,100
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