Original subtitles

- AND EMILY DIDN'T SAY WHERE SHE WAS GOING,

OR WHAT TIME SHE'D BE HOME?

- CAROL, PLEASE, I'VE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW.

SHE JUST SAID SHE WAS GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS.

- FRIENDS? SHE'S BEEN BACK IN TOWN A FEW DAYS.

WHERE DID SHE GET FRIENDS?

- I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE SHE HAD SOME FROZEN BEFORE SHE LEFT.

- YOU KNOW, DADDY,

YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW CAVALIER EMILY IS

ABOUT THESE SITUATIONS SHE GETS INTO.

- NO, I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN.

I REMEMBER WHEN SHE TRIED TO FORM A COMMITTEE

FOR GAY ANIMAL RIGHTS.

I MEAN THAT WAS IDIOTIC!

- THAT WAS ME, DADDY.

- SORRY.

- OH, HI HARRY!

UM, THIS IS ZACK HENNESSEY. ZACK, MY DAD.

- OH, DON'T GET UP. I CAN'T STAY.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE EMILY GOT HOME ALL RIGHT.

WELL, GOOD NIGHT, EMILY.

I REALLY ENJOYED TALKING TO YOU.

- YEAH. SAME HERE. THANKS FOR THE RIDE HOME.

- SURE. - BYE.

- WELL, HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE YOUNG MAN.

- YEAH, HE IS. HE'S VERY INTERESTING.

- GOOD! WHAT'S HE DO FOR A LIVING?

- HE'S A BOOKIE. 'NIGHT, DAD!

- LIFE GOES ON AND SO DO WE

JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY

ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS

WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS

SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND

THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE

I'M ALWAYS HERE

FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED

RAIN OR SHINE

I'LL BE THE ONE

TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON

WE SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON

- OH, MORNING, DAD.

- EMILY. - YEAH?

- I WANT A WORD WITH YOU, YOUNG LADY.

- IS THIS ABOUT ZACK,

THE GUY THAT BROUGHT ME HOME LAST NIGHT?

AND THAT YOU'RE WORRIED BECAUSE HE'S A BOOKIE,

AND YOU DON'T THINK I SHOULD ASSOCIATE

WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT?

- WELL, I WAS GONNA BEAT AROUND THE BUSH

A LITTLE MORE THAN THAT, BUT...

YEAH. - NO PROBLEM, HARRY.

I WASN'T PLANNING ON SEEING HIM AGAIN ANYWAY.

ANYTHING ELSE? - YES,

I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM AGAIN.

- I JUST SAID THAT.

- I KNOW, BUT I HAD A STEAM BUILT UP

AND I JUST COULDN'T STOP.

- [laughing] - I'LL SEE YOU, DEAR.

- BYE!

JUST MY LUCK.

FIRST GUY I MEET IN MIAMI WHO'S NOT A MEMBER OF THE HAIR CLUB.

HE TURNS OUT TO BE A CROOK.

[doorbell]

YES?

- EMILY WESTON? - YES.

- MY NAME IS CLIFFORD MCGRAW. I'M WITH THE FBI.

I WONDER IF I MIGHT HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME?

- FBI! WOW! SURE, COME ON IN.

- MISS WESTON, I'LL GET RIGHT TO THE POINT.

DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS MAN?

- YEAH, THAT'S YOU HOLDING A FISH.

- OOPS! SORRY. [laughing]

THIS IS MY VACATION. BIG SUCKER.

- YEAH. - YEAH. HERE IT IS.

WHAT ABOUT IT? DO YOU KNOW HIM?

- THAT'S ZACK HENNESSEY. I MET HIM LAST NIGHT.

- YEAH, WELL, HE MAY BE ZACK HENNESSEY TO YOU,

BUT TO US, HE'S...

HA!

ZACHARY HENNESSEY.

WE'VE GOT QUITE A FILE ON HIM.

MAYBE THIS, UH, MAYBE THIS CLIPPING WILL...

MAYBE THIS... THIS CLIPPING WILL EXPLAIN.

- OH, THIS IS ABOUT A DIAMOND ROBBERY IN LISBON.

- RIGHT. WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE HENNESSEY IS GOING

TO BE SMUGGLING THE DIAMONDS INTO THIS COUNTRY.

- WHOA, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

- WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS PART. [laughing]

WE THINK HE'S GONNA ASK YOU TO BE HIS COURIER.

- ME? WHY ME? I BARELY KNOW THIS GUY.

- WELL, IT'S HOW HE WORKS.

HE STRIKES UP A FRIENDSHIP WITH AN INNOCENT YOUNG GIRL,

DATES HER A FEW TIMES,

THEN ASKS HER TO MAKE A QUICK TRIP TO EUROPE

TO PICK UP A PACKAGE FOR HIM.

- AND WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? - PLAY ALONG WITH HIM.

WELL, IF HE MAKES THE OFFER, YOU GO GET THE PACKAGE

AND THAT'S WHERE WE STEP IN, AND MAKE THE ARREST.

- OH, COOL! THIS IS SO EXCITING!

- IT REALLY IS. I CAN'T WAIT!

[clears his throat] SORRY.

THIS IS MY FIRST REAL CASE.

I'VE BEEN PLAYING CARDS WITH NORIEGA

FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS.

- WELL, DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE DOING A FINE JOB.

- GRACIAS.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, MISS WESTON? WILL YOU DO IT?

- OH, GOSH.

IF MY FATHER FINDS OUT, HE'LL KILL ME.

- NO ONE CAN FIND OUT!

I NEED TO GET YOUR PROMISE

YOU WON'T DIVULGE ANYTHING I'VE TOLD YOU.

EVEN IF YOU TURN US DOWN.

- SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE ASKED ME THAT FIRST?

- YEAH, I WAS SUPPOSED TO. I SCREWED UP.

- ARE YOU GONNA BE IN CHARGE OF THIS CASE?

- I'M SORRY. THAT'S CLASSIFIED.

I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO GIVE YOU THAT INFORMATION.

- [sighs]

- OH, YOU'RE A GOOD EGG. YEAH! IT'S ME!

- [nervous laugh]

- I WANT IT! IT'S MINE! GIVE IT BACK TO ME!

- NOW I'M TELLIN' YOU, BOYS, FOR THE LAST TIME,

EITHER SHARE THAT TRUCK OR NO ONE GETS IT.

- I HAD IT FIRST! - NUH-UH!

- ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! IF YOU CAN'T ACT YOUR AGE,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE DOCTOR OUT HERE.

NOW COME ON!

NOW GIVE HIM BACK THE TRUCK!

- NO FAIR, I HAD IT FIRST. - NUH-UH!

- I HOPE YOU HAVE TO GET A SHOT.

- OHH!

[knocks]

OH, DOCTOR? I HATE TO BOTHER YOU,

BUT THERE'S SOMEONE OUT HERE YOU GOTTA SEE.

- OH, IS IT AN EMERGENCY? - I'D SAY SO.

HE'S GOT LESS THAN ONE MINUTE TO LIVE.

- ALL RIGHT. YOU EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OKAY.

CHARLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- OH, HARRY, I NEED YOUR HELP.

MY CRUISE LINE HAS A STUPID NEW RULE.

ALL EMPLOYEES HAVE TO BE CERTIFIED IN CPR.

LIKE I'M GONNA GIVE SOME OLD GEEZER MOUTH TO MOUTH.

- WHAT DOES THIS GOT TO DO WITH ME?

- WELL, I JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS FORM,

SWEARING THAT I'M QUALIFIED.

THAT WAY I WON'T HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THOSE BORING CLASSES.

- CHARLEY, YOU'RE ASKING ME TO LIE FOR YOU.

- DUH...

JUST SIGN RIGHT THERE.

- CHARLEY, YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED,

AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. YOU'LL JUST HAVE

TO GO THROUGH THE REGULAR TRAINING PROGRAM.

- BUT I'LL FAIL.

I'M NO GOOD IN CLASSROOM SITUATIONS.

THAT WHY I NEVER WENT FOR MY MASTER'S DEGREE.

OR MY HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA.

- THEN MAYBE WHAT YOU NEED IS A PRIVATE TUTOR.

NOW, AS IT HAPPENS, LAVERNE IS CERTIFIED CPR INSTRUCTOR.

- NOT IF YOU ROLLED ME IN GROUND BEEF,

TIED ME TO A STRING AND USED ME TO GO CRABBIN'.

- LAVERNE, IF I DON'T GET THIS CERTIFICATE,

I'M GONNA LOSE MY JOB.

- THAT'S YOU'RE OWN LOOKOUT.

- WELL THEN I'LL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MY TIME,

BUT HANG AROUND YOUR WAITING ROOM,

AND PLAY WITH THE TOYS.

- BE HERE FRIDAY. 8:00 SHARP.

- BYE! HAVE A NICE NIGHT. DON'T WAIT UP.

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT!

TALK TO ME A MINUTE.

- DAD, I'M RUNNING LATE.

- WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO?

- WELL...I--I HAVE, I HAVE A DATE, KIND OF.

- A DATE KIND OF? WITH WHO?

- THIS GUY, SORT OF.

- IS THIS THE SAME GUY, SORT OF,

THAT YOU'VE HAD A DATE WITH KIND OFF

EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK?

- SORRY, DAD. I'M REALLY RUNNING LATE.

GOOD NIGHT! - YEAH, WELL, HAVE A GOOD TIME.

SOMEWHAT.

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH EMILY?

WHY IS SHE SO SECRETIVE ABOUT THIS MAN SHE'S DATING?

- OH, DADDY, YOU ARE SO NAIVE!

SHE'S SEEING SOMEONE FAMOUS WHO'S MARRIED.

HE LOVES EMILY, BUT HE'S TOO WEAK TO BREAK AWAY

FROM HIS WIFE BECAUSE OF HER FATHER'S MONEY.

- SHE TOLD YOU ALL THAT?

- NOT IN SO MANY WORDS,

BUT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME I'M VERY INSIGHTFUL.

- HE SAID THAT? - WELL, NOT IN SO MANY WORDS.

- I WONDER IF EMILY IS SEEING THAT YOUNG MAN

WHO BROUGHT HER HOME THE OTHER NIGHT?

- WHAT YOUNG MAN?

- HE SAID HE WAS A BOOK MAKER.

- OHH, WONDERFUL!

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW

FOR A LEATHER-BOUND VERSION

OF THE POEMS OF HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW.

YOU KNOW?

"BY THE SHORES OF GITCHE GUMEE,

"BY THE SHINING BIG SEA WATER,

"STOOD THE WIGWAM OF NOKOMIS,

"DAUGHTER OF THE MOON NOKOMIS.

"DARK BEHIND IT ROSE THE FOREST,

"ROSE THE BLACK AND GLOOMY PINE TREES,

"ROSE THE FIRS WITH CONES UPON THEM...

[both giggling]

- WELL, THIS IS IT. - YEAH, RIGHT.

- NO, I'M SERIOUS. THIS IS IT.

- THIS IS WHAT? YOU SAID YOU WERE TAKING ME

TO THE BEST RESTAURANT IN MIAMI.

- NO, I SAID I WAS TAKING YOU TO THE BEST DINNER IN MIAMI.

- [laughing] - HEY!

HEY, CAN WE GET SOME SERVICE OUT HERE, OR WHAT?

- PIPE DOWN! WILL YA?

HEY, WHERE WERE YOU RAISED? IN A BARN?

- NO, UPSTAIRS, AND YOU DID A LOUSY JOB OF IT.

- [laughing]

HI, BABY. - HI.

AUNT HELEN, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND EMILY WESTON.

EMILY, THIS IS MY AUNT HELEN.

- HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU. ZACK'S TOLD ME...

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT YOU.

- SO, WHAT ARE WE TALKING HERE? A JUNE WEDDING?

- AUNT HELEN, PLEASE...

- COME ON, YOU TWO, SIT DOWN. I'LL FIX YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.

- HEY, ZACK. YOU GOT A PHONE CALL.

IT'S A... MR. HIALEAH CALLING.

- OH, THAT WAS SMOOTH, FLOYD. THAT WAS REALLY SMOOTH.

UM, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - OKAY.

SO...YOU'RE ZACK'S AUNT?

- UH-HUH. HIS MOTHER IS MY SISTER.

ONE DAY SHE ASKED ME TO, YOU KNOW,

LOOK AFTER HIM WHILE SHE WENT SHOPPING FOR A WHILE.

THAT WAS 27 YEARS AGO.

I'M STARTING TO THINK SHE AIN'T COMING BACK.

- WELL, HE'S REALLY LUCKY HE HAD SOMEONE LIKE YOU

TO LOOK AFTER HIM. - OH, THANK YOU,

BUT I THINK RIGHT NOW,

AT HE REALLY NEEDS IS SOMEONE LIKE YOU.

A SWEET SINCERE GIRL WHO'LL SETTLE HIM DOWN.

I GOT A REAL GOOD FEELING ABOUT YOU.

- [exhales]

WHAT'S THE MATTER, DREYF? CAN'T YOU SLEEP EITHER?

- GOODNIGHT, DARLING, AND THANK YOU.

- HI. - [screams]

DON'T EVER DO THAT!

- I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO ASK YOU

HOW THINGS ARE IN THE GARAGE.

AND THANK YOU! [teasing laugh]

- PATRICK WAS JUST SHOWING ME HIS LATEST SCULPTURE.

- YEAH, WELL, THEY ALL HAVE NICKNAMES FOR IT, DON'T THEY?

- WHY ARE YOU UP, ANYWAY?

- I COULDN'T SLEEP.

- EMILY, SOMETHING'S BEEN BOTHERING YOU LATELY.

NOW DON'T WANT TO INTRUDE, BUT I CAN'T HELP YOU

UNLESS YOU TELL ME WHAT THE TROUBLE IS.

- CAROL, IT'S REALLY PERSONAL, PLEASE?

- OKAY. GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT.

- I'LL NEVER GET TO SLEEP UNLESS I AT LEAST HAVE

AN INKLING OF WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

- CAROL, WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE.

NOW THERE'S SOME THINGS

I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO WORK THROUGH MYSELF.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT? - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I ACCEPT IT.

GOOD NIGHT.

AT LEAST TELL ME THIS MUCH.

DOES IT INVOLVE THIS MYSTERY MAN YOU'VE BEEN DATING?

JUST GIVE ME A SIMPLE YES OR NO,

AND I PROMISE THAT WILL BE THE END OF IT.

- ALL RIGHT! YES! - FINE, FINE.

THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO KNOW. GOODNIGHT.

- [telephone ringing]

- HELLO?

- HE'S MARRIED, ISN'T HE?

- NOW, HERE COMES THE IMPORTANT PART.

WITHOUT OXYGEN, IT ONLY TAKES ABOUT THREE MINUTES

FOR BRAIN DAMAGE TO OCCUR.

- THAT'S FUNNY.

ONCE WHEN I WAS A KID MY OXYGEN WAS CUT OFF FOR FOUR MINUTES.

- I WOULD'VE GUESSED FIVE.

SO MUCH FOR THEORY LET'S GET TO WORK, CHARLEY.

MEET GERTRUDE.

- MEET HER? I THINK I WENT WITH HER.

WHERE'S THE REST OF HER?

- THAT'S ALL WE NEED.

- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

I'LL GIVE YOU 30 BUCKS FOR THE BOTTOM HALF.

- CHARLEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LOW DOWN NASTY YOU ARE?

- IS THAT GONNA BE ON THE TEST?

- THEN, LET'S GET ON WITH IT.

CPR IS THE APPLICATION OF MOUTH-TO-MOUTH BREATHING

ALTERNATING WITH RHYTHMIC MANUAL STIMULATION

OF THE CHEST. YOU GOT THAT?

- RIGHT.

FIRST BASE, SECOND BASE. FIRST BASE, SECOND BASE.

- ALL RIGHT.

NOW LETS SAY YOU COME ALONG GERTRUDE HERE,

AND SHE AIN'T A-BREATHIN'.

THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS CLEAR HER AIR PASSAGE,

THEN INTRODUCE TWO QUICK BREATHS INTO HER LUNGS.

OKAY? TRY IT.

- [breaths]

[romantic music playing]

- I'VE NEVER DANCED WITH A BOOKIE BEFORE.

- THAT MAKES TWO OF US. - [giggles]

- YOU EVER BEEN KISSED BY A BOOKIE BEFORE?

- I'M ALWAYS WILLING TO TAKE A GAMBLE.

ZACK, I WANT YOU TO COME TO DINNER

AND GET TO KNOW MY FAMILY.

HOW'S THIS SATURDAY FOR YOU?

- OH, YOU KNOW, I'D LOVE TO, BUT UM--

I GOTTA GO OUT OF TOWN THIS WEEKEND ON BUSINESS.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHERE OUT OF TOWN?

- WELL, ACTUALLY, I GOTTA TAKE THIS LITTLE TRIP TO LISBON.

- YOU'RE GOING TO LISBON? ZACK, DON'T GO.

- WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN DON'T GO?

I HAVE TO GO. I'VE MADE COMMITMENTS TO GO.

- NO, YOU SEE, I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

IF YOU GO, SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN.

- OH, NO, EMILY, IT'LL BE FINE.

REALLY. I'LL BE BACK IN A WEEK.

- [sighs] ZACK, I KNOW ABOUT THE DIAMONDS.

THE FBI KNOWS TOO.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR THEM.

THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA ASK ME TO GET THE PACKAGE.

NOW THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME TO TELL THEM WHEN AND WHERE.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS WHOLE THING WAS A SET UP?

- WELL, YEAH, THAT'S HOW IT STARTED BUT--

- BOY, WHAT A JERK!

YOU HAVE BEEN CONNING ME FROM THE BEGINNING.

- WELL, ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WERE DOING TO ME?

ALL YOU WANTED WAS SOMEONE TO RUN YOUR ERRAND FOR YOU.

- WELL, YES!

AT FIRST...

BUT THEN SOMETHING I DIDN'T COUNT ON HAPPENED.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

- SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME, TOO.

- IS THAT WHAT THE FBI TOLD YOU TO SAY?

- NO! THEY--AHH... - EMILY, EMILY.

EMILY, WAIT. WAIT, JUST...

LOOK, WHY DON'T WE JUST DEAL WITH THIS WHEN I GET BACK?

OKAY? - ZACK, DON'T DO THIS.

- I HAVE TO GO.

- YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT.

- NOT IF YOU DON'T TELL THEM I'M GOING.

- THE QUESTION IS... DO YOU LOVE HIM?

- LOVE HIM? LOVE HIM? THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL.

HE'S AGAINST EVERYTHING I STAND FOR.

YES, I LOVE HIM!

- HEY, CAROL. WHAT'S GOING ON?

- SHHH!

EMILY IS TALKING TO DADDY.

SHE'S IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL.

IT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

- CAROL, I'M SURPRISED AT YOU.

YOU KNOW, I'VE DONE A LOT OF SHAMEFUL,

DISGUSTING THINGS,

INVOLVING A LOT OF SHAMEFUL, DISGUSTING PEOPLE.

BUT EVEN I WOULDN'T STOOP TO EAVESDROPPING.

WHERE'S YOUR MORAL COMPASS, GIRL?

- WHAT DO I DO, DAD?

I MEAN, IF I TURN HIM IN, HE'LL GO TO PRISON,

BUT IF I DON'T, I'LL BE COVERING UP A CRIME.

- THEN I DON'T SEE THAT YOU HAVE ANY CHOICE.

HONEY, COME ON.

I RAISED YOU TO KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITHOUT MY HAVING TO TELL YOU.

- YOU'RE RIGHT, I DO.

BUT TELL ME THIS...

HOW AM I GONNA LIVE WITH MYSELF AFTER I DO IT?

HE TRUSTED ME.

- I'M SORRY, DEAR, I JUST DON'T SEE ANY ALTERNATIVE.

- CAROL, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

- CAROL?

- YEAH, SHE'S BEEN LISTENING THROUGH THE DOOR.

CAROL, ANYTHING?

- NO, BUT I'LL WORK ON IT.

- THANKS, ZACK.

I THINK I GOT A WINNER THIS TIME.

- YEAH?

- I'D LIKE TO SEE MR. HENNESSEY.

MY NAME IS CAROL WESTON. - YOU WANNA MAKE A BET?

- WELL, I CERTAINLY OUGHT TO KNOW MY OWN NAME.

OH! OH! A BET. YES! YES! I'LL DO THAT.

- CUSTOMER, ZACK.

- HI.

- DO YOU TAKE CASH, OR DO I NEED CHIPS OR SOMETHING?

- YOU'RE NOT A PROFESSIONAL GAMBLER, ARE YOU?

- NO...

MY NAME'S CAROL WESTON. I'M EMILY'S SISTER.

I'M SURE SHE'S TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT ME.

- NO. ACTUALLY, SHE'S NEVER MENTIONED YOU.

- OH?

- SHE'S TALKED ABOUT HER DAD, AND BARBARA,

AND LAVERNE DOWN AT THE OFFICE.

OH, AND DREYFUSS OF COURSE.

OH, AND CHARLEY NEXT DOOR, AND WELL, HIS BROTHER DIETER--

- ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!

MR. HENNESSEY, THE REASON I'M HERE

IS THAT A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY IS ABOUT TO OCCUR

THAT MAY WELL PLUNGE MY SISTER INTO A PIT

OF BOTTOMLESS DESPAIR THERE TO WALLOW

IN THE MUCK AND MIRE OF REMORSELESS SELF-LOATHING.

- OH, CAROL! YEAH, SHE DID MENTION YOU!

YEAH...UM SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

IS EMILY ALL RIGHT?

- EMILY IS MOST ASSUREDLY NOT ALL RIGHT.

IF YOU MAKE THIS TRIP TO LISBON,

HER CONSCIENCE WILL FORCE HER TO TURN YOU IN,

AND YOU'LL SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS ROTTING IN JAIL.

SHE REALLY HAS A PROBLEM.

- DID EMILY SEND YOU HERE?

- GOD, NO, IF SHE KNEW I WAS HERE, SHE WOULD KILL ME.

- WHY DON'T WE GIVE HER A CALL?

- MR. HENNESSEY, YOU DON'T WANNA GO TO LISBON.

IT'S HOT. IT'S MUGGY.

YOU NEED TO BUY A CONVERTER FOR YOUR ELECTRIC RAZOR.

- I HAVE TO GO TO LISBON.

IF I DON'T COME BACK WITH THAT PACKAGE,

SOME VERY MEAN PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE VERY ANGRY AT ME.

- THEN I SEE ONLY ONE SOLUTION.

- I'M LISTENING.

- TURN YOURSELF IN.

DON'T YOU SEE?

YOU'LL SPARE EMILY A LIFETIME OF GUT-WRENCHING GUILT,

AND, AND IT'LL DO WONDERS FOR YOUR SELF-ESTEEM.

AT--AT LEAST YOU'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK AT YOURSELF

EVERY MORNING IN THAT--THAT CRACKED PRISON MIRROR.

PACING FOUR STEPS THIS WAY, FOUR STEPS THAT WAY,

FOUR STEPS...

YOU'RE NOT GONNA HURT ME, ARE YOU?

GOD! THIS WHOLE THING IS SO TRAGIC!

MY BABY SISTER TORN BETWEEN LOVE AND THE LAW.

WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO BE TORN.

[doorbell]

- I'LL GET IT!

- ALL RIGHT, NOW.

LET'S BE GENTLE WITH HER WHEN SHE COMES IN.

I COULD HEAR HER ALL NIGHT IN HER ROOM

CRYING HER EYES OUT.

- THAT WAS ME, DADDY.

- WHAT IS IT?

- IT'S FROM ZACK.

IT'S A LETTER, AND A TICKET TO RIO.

- DE JANEIRO?

- HE SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT ME TO LIVE WITH THE GUILT

OF TURNING HIM IN, AND ON THE OTHER HAND,

HE'D RATHER NOT SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS IN JAIL,

SO HE'S GONE TO BRAZIL FOR AN EXTENDED VACATION. HMM.

"I'M ENCLOSING A PLANE TICKET IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN ME."

- OH, GOD! CAN THIS GET ANY MORE ROMANTIC?

- HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!

HOW DID HE KNOW I WAS GONNA TURN HIM IN?

- OH, THE MYSTERIOUS INSIGHTS OF THE CRIMINAL MIND.

- "AND I HOPE THIS SPARES YOU FROM THE MUCK AND MIRE

OF REMORSELESS SELF-LOATHING?"

CAROL! YOU TOLD HIM?

YOU ACTUALLY HAD THE NERVE TO STICK YOUR NOSE

INTO MY PERSONAL BUSINESS?

- WELL, I MEANT WELL.

- AFTER EVERYTHING I TOLD YOU,

YOU WENT AND INTERFERED IN MY LIFE?

- YES.

- THANKS, SIS.

- HEY, WESTONS.

- CHARLEY, WHAT HAPPENED?

- WORD TO THE WISE.

DON'T EVER TRY CPR ON LAVERNE.

- THERE. - I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU'RE DOING ALL THIS FOR ME. - SHHH.

- IT'S VERY NICE. - IT'S MY PLEASURE.

- MY LEG IS REALLY KILLING ME. I DON'T THINK I CAN MOVE.

- OH, GOOD!

"BY THE SHORES OF GITCHE GUMEE,

"BY THE SHINING BIG SEA WATER,

"STOOD THE WIGWAM OF NOKOMIS,"

"DAUGHTER OF THE MOON, NOKOMIS.

"DARK BEHIND HER ROSE THE FOREST,

"ROSE THE BLACK ANGLOOMY PINE TREES,

"ROSE THE FIRS WITH CONES UPON THEM

"BRIGHT BEHIND IT BEAT THE WATER,

BEAT THE CLEAR AND SUNNY WATER."

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