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- GOOD MORNING.
- GOOD MORNING, DOCTOR.
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OH, THIS COME IN
FOR YOU OVERNIGHT.
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IT'S, UH,
ONE OF YOUR DAUGHTERS.
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SHE FAXED HER FACE.
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- WHICH DAUGHTER?
IT'S BLURRY.
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- WELL, SHE LOOKS HAPPY,
SO THAT RULES OUT CAROL.
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AND IF IT WERE BARBARA,
KNOWIN' HER SENSE OF HUMOR,
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YOU'D BE STARIN'
AT THE OTHER END OF THE HORSE.
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SO THE SMART MONEY'S
ON EMILY.
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- EMILY, EMILY--
I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD
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FROM HER
IN OVER TWO MONTHS,
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AND ALL SHE SENDS ME IS A FUZZY
FAX FROM GOD KNOWS WHERE.
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WHEN I GET A HOLD OF HER, I'M
GONNA STRAIGHTEN HER RIGHT OUT.
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- SHE'S REMINDS ME OF
EMMABELLE SWEENEY.
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- LET ME GUESS.
RABBI FRIEND OF YOURS?
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- ANYWAY, EMMABELLE
COULD DRINK AN ENTIRE MARTINI
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THROUGH HER NOSE.
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- WILL YOU STOP IT?
THAT'S--THAT'S NONSENSE.
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- I'VE SEEN IT MYSELF.
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COUPLE OF YEARS AGO,
SHE INHALED THE OLIVE, TOO,
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SO NOW WHENEVER SHE SNEEZES,
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SHE PASSES OUT
FOR A MINUTE OR TWO.
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SHE LIKED TO SHOW OUT
AT PARTIES TOO.
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DRINK, SNEEZE, PASS OUT,
DRINK, SNEEZE, PASS OUT--
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YOU KNOW, LIKE THEM
LITTLE FAINTIN' GOATS.
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- FAINTING GOATS?
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- YEAH, YOU KNOW THEM
CUTE LITTLE GOATS
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THAT FAINT
IF YOU SCARE 'EM.
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BUDDY HICKSON HAD ONE,
NAMED IT SCARE-ME-BOB.
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NOW YOU GET EMMABELLE
AND THAT GOAT AT A PARTY,
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EMMA'D SNEEZE, SCARE BOB,
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THEY'D BOTH BE ON A FLOOR
WITH THEIR FEET IN THE AIR.
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OH, I WISH I WAS AT HOME.
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- ME TOO.
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-
LIFE GOES ON
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AND SO DO WE
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JUST HOW WE DO IT
IS NO MYSTERY
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ONE BY ONE
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WE FILL THE DAYS
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WE FIND
A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS
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SOMETIMES THE ANSWER
CAN BE HARD TO FIND
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THAT'S SOMETHING
I WILL NEVER BE
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I'M ALWAYS HERE
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FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED
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RAIN OR SHINE
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I'LL BE THE ONE
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TO SHARE IT ALL
AS LIFE GOES ON
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WE SHARE IT ALL
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AS LIFE GOES ON
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- DADDY?
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- HMM?
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- WITH BARBARA AND EMILY AWAY,
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DOES IT REMIND YOU OF THE TIME
WHEN I WAS YOUR ONLY CHILD?
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JUST YOUR ONE HELPLESS
LITTLE MEWLING BABY GIRL
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TO TAKE CARE OF
DAY AND NIGHT?
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- IT DOES HAVE
ITS SIMILARITIES, DEAR.
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- WELL, PARDON ME
FOR BEING A DADDY HOG,
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BUT HAVING YOU TO MYSELF
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IS THE ONE THING
THAT MAKES ME TRULY HAPPY.
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- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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- HEY, YOU GUYS, I'M HOME.
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- EMILY?
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- DAD!
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- OH, EMILY!
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[both laughing]
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- EMILY?
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- AUNT SUSAN?
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OH, I'M JUST KIDDING, CAROL.
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YOU LOOK GREAT.
OH.
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- EMILY, I WAS JUST SAYING
HOW MUCH I'VE MISSED YOU.
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- OH.
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IT IS SO GOOD
TO BE BACK HOME AGAIN.
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- EMILY,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED?
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?
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- I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
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- WELL...
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OKAY.
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- AND THERE AREN'T MANY
WORKING PHONES IN VIETNAM.
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- NO. WELL, I UNDERSTAAA--
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VIETNAM?
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WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO MOUNT HOLYOKE?
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- DO YOU KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SPEND
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FOUR YEARS
AT AN ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL?
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I MEAN, IF I SEE
HONE MORE K.D. LANG CONCERT,
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I'M GONNA BARF.
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- CAN WE GET BACK
TO SOUTHEAST ASIA, PLEASE?
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- RIGHT. WELL, WHEN THEY
TOLD ME ABOUT THIS PROGRAM
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TO WORK IN A CLINIC THERE,
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I COULD NOT WAIT TO PUT COLLEGE
ON HOLD AND GO TO VIETNAM.
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- SOMEHOW THAT SENTENCE
SOUNDED DIFFERENT IN MY DAY.
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- ANYWAY, AFTER THAT, I TOOK
AN OLD MOPED OVER THE HIMALAYAS
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UNTIL IT CAUGHT FIRE.
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THEN FLEW TO ITALY,
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WHERE I WORKED
AS A HAND MODEL FOR TWO WEEKS.
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THEN I MET
THIS OPERA SINGER
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WHO WAS PERFORMING
IN DON JUAN IN HELL,
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BUT THEN HE CAUGHT ON FIRE,
BUT JUST BRIEFLY.
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GOD, WOULD YOU LISTEN
TO ME RATTLE ON?
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SO, CAROL,
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
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- WELL, I'VE LEARNED HOW
TO CRACK AN EGG WITH ONE HAND.
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- OH, IT'S GREAT
TO HAVE YOU HOME.
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AND--AND I'M SO PROUD OF YOU
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FOR THE GOOD WORK
YOU'RE DOING AT THAT CLINIC,
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AND I JUST--I JUST HAVE
ONE LITTLE QUESTION FOR YOU.
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- OKAY.
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- ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?
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- DADDY, SHE'S TOO YOUNG
TO KNOW BETTER.
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SHE'S THE BABY, REMEMBER?
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MAY I SAY SOMETHING?
- NO.
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I MEAN, IT'S ONE THING TO HAVE
SOME FUN IN COLLEGE, YOUNG LADY.
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I MEAN, I WASN'T ABOVE
A LITTLE TOMFOOLERY MYSELF,
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INVOLVING THE STATUE OF THE FOUNDER
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AND SOME BRIGHT-RED LIPSTICK.
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BUT RISKING LIFE AND LIMB?
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- BUT I'M HERE SAFE AND SOUND.
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THAT'S ALL
THAT MATTERS, ISN'T IT?
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- WELL...
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I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
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OOH, HOPE YOU CAN STAY
FOR A WHILE.
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- YEAH, WELL, I FIGURED
I'D STAY FOR A WEEK OR SO.
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I'VE BEEN WORKING
THROUGH SOME PROBLEMS--
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YOU KNOW, BOYFRIEND STUFF.
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- OOH!
BOYFRIEND PROBLEMS?
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BOYFRIEND PROBLEMS?
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OH, EMILY, THERE'S
SO MUCH I CAN TEACH YOU
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ABOUT SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS.
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I'VE HAD 37 OF THEM.
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- ANYWAY, I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE
TO COME HOME FOR A LITTLE BIT.
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- I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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- OH, ME TOO, HARRY.
[laughs]
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- HARRY...
[laughing]
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I FORGOT HOW CUTE
THAT SOUNDS FROM YOU.
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- OH.
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- AND IT'S--
IT'S WONDERFUL
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HAVING
MY BABY SISTER BACK AGAIN.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HARRY?
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- STICK WITH "DADDY," HONEY.
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MWAH!
[both laughing]
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- I WISH EMILY
WOULD WAKE UP ALREADY.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HER.
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- DADDY, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT OUR POOR LITTLE EMILY
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AND THIS BOYFRIEND
PROBLEM SHE'S HAVING.
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- YEAH, YEAH, HONE
I-I WAS HOPING
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THAT YOU WOULD TAKE HER ASIDE
AND FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.
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- WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS
SHE'S BEEN DUMPED,
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BY SOME WORTHLESS LOUT.
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BUT LUCKILY, SHE HAS ME
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TO TAKE HER HAND
AND PULL HER THROUGH THIS.
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YOU SEE, I HAVE
ONE OF MY PATENTED PLANS.
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- ON SECOND THOUGHT,
LEAVE HER ALONE.
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- NO, NO.
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I'M GOING TO GET
HER DATING LIFE GOING AGAIN,
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STARTING WITH STABLE,
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TRUSTWORTHY,
HIGHLY SENSITIVE MEN.
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- GEEKS.
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- I WAS THINKING
OF YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIEND GEORGE.
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- THE ONE THAT WAS
OVER HERE LAST WEEK?
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- YEAH.
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- THE MAN'S A GEEK.
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- DADDY, TRUST ME.
I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR EMILY.
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I MEAN, WE TEND TO FORGET THAT
SHE'S HARDLY MORE THAN A CHILD.
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- [mutters]
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- MORNING.
- HI.
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- GOOD MORNING.
- EMILY, PLEASE.
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THIS ISN'T BREAKFAST
AT THE FOLLIES BERGERE.
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- HI, I'M EMILY.
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- PATRICK, I LIVE IN THE GARAGE.
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- OH, YOU POOR THING.
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- PATRICK'S
MY BOYFRIEND, EMILY.
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- YOU POOR THING.
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HE'S CUTE.
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- NO, HE'S NOT.
HE'S OLD AND BROKE.
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- THANK YOU.
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- SAY, I JUST THOUGHT
OF SOMETHING.
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WHAT IF JUST US KIDS
WENT OUT TONIGHT
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TO A FUN, EXCITING,
NEW PLACE I KNOW, HMM?
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- OH, NO.
THE LAST TIME YOU SAID THAT,
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I WAS DRAGGED
TO A COFFEE HOUSE
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TO HEAR THIS BALD LADY RECITE
A POEM CALLED INVERTED NIPPLE.
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- I'M DONE.
- CHECK, PLEASE.
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- NO, NO, NO.
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THIS WILL BE GREAT--
JUST THE THREE OF US.
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[gasps]
HOLD THE PHONE.
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I JUST HAD
ANOTHER NUTSY, FUN IDEA.
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- SHE'S GONNA FIX ME UP
WITH SOME GEEK, ISN'T SHE?
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- YEAH, BUT HE'S ACTUALLY
A REALLY NICE GUY.
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- WELL, SINCE PATRICK
LIKES HIM, OKAY, I'LL DO IT.
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- MORNING, WESTONS.
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I--
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EMILY!
[laughing]
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EMILY, YOU'VE COME HOME.
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OH, GOD, I MISSED YOU.
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- WHO ARE YOU?
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- EMILY, THIS IS OUR NEIGHBOR,
CHARLEY DIETZ.
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- HAVE WE MET?
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- I MET YOUR PICTURE
IN HARRY'S BEDROOM.
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- WHAT EVER HAPPENED
TO THAT PICTURE?
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- ANYWAY...
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EMILY, I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU
CAN ALWAYS COME OVER
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TO BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR
A WARM GLASS OF MILK,
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OR A RECIPE FOR ECSTASY ECLAIRS
FROM THE LOVE CHEF HIMSELF.
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- CHARLEY, IT'S...
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THAT TIME AGAIN.
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- I HEAR YOU, PAPA DOC.
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- WELL, IT WAS REALLY NICE
MEETING YOU, CHARLEY.
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- HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER.
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- I MEAN, I DIDN'T KNOW
GUYS LIKE YOU STILL EXIST.
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YOU'RE LIKE A SKETCH
FROM LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE.
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- STAY TUNED, BABY.
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LA CUCARACHA, LA CUCARACHA
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YA NO...CAMINAR
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- SEE?
NOW, ISN'T THIS FUN?
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THIS IS CALLED
A KARAOKE BAR, EMILY.
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I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD EXPERIENCE
THE LATEST RAGE FROM JAPAN.
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- I'LL HAVE
A LIGHT BEER, PLEASE.
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- OH, I'LL HAVE
A DIET COKE.
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- [speaking Japanese]
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I WAS A KARAOKE WAITRESS
IN KYOTO.
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- EMILY, DEAR...
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DON'T MAKE THE MISTAKE
OF THINKING YOU KNOW THE WORLD
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JUST BECAUSE
YOU'VE BEEN ALL OVER IT.
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- HEY, THERE'S GEORGE.
- SIT UP STRAIGHT.
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- HI, PATRICK. CAROL.
WHAT A WACKY PLACE.
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- HOW YOU DOING, GEORGE?
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- GEORGE, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET MY BABY SISTER, EMILY.
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- HEY, GEORGE.
- THE PLEASURE'S MINE.
227
00:10:21,301 --> 00:10:24,402
- GEORGE IS AN ACTUARY.
228
00:10:26,273 --> 00:10:28,506
- WELL, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE STEADY WORK.
229
00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:30,942
- OH, YES, I'LL BE PROJECTING
WHEN PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE
230
00:10:30,977 --> 00:10:33,178
UNTIL THE DAY I DIE--
231
00:10:33,213 --> 00:10:35,880
OCTOBER 7, 2042.
232
00:10:35,916 --> 00:10:37,315
IT'S NOT MINE.
233
00:10:37,351 --> 00:10:40,051
- I'M SENSING
A CHEMISTRY HERE.
234
00:10:40,087 --> 00:10:43,188
- THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID
AT THREE MILE ISLAND.
235
00:10:43,223 --> 00:10:44,622
- GEORGE,
ARE YOU PAINTER?
236
00:10:44,658 --> 00:10:47,125
- EMILY, PUT
YOUR LISTENING CAP ON.
237
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,027
HE JUST SAID
HE'S AN ACTUARY.
238
00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:51,162
- YEAH, BUT HE'S GOT PAINT
UNDERNEATH HIS FINGERNAILS.
239
00:10:51,198 --> 00:10:53,431
I THINK THERE'S
A HIDDEN SIDE TO GEORGE.
240
00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:56,701
- CAUGHT. MY HOBBY IS PAINTING
WESTERN SCENES.
241
00:10:56,737 --> 00:10:58,470
- YOU'RE KIDDING.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
242
00:10:58,505 --> 00:11:01,473
- SOMETHING IN GEORGE'S EYES
TELLS ME IT'S MORE THAN A HOBBY.
243
00:11:01,508 --> 00:11:02,907
WHY DO YOU PAINT THE WEST?
244
00:11:02,943 --> 00:11:05,343
- I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE BECAUSE I'M 1/8 CHEROKEE.
245
00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:07,479
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
246
00:11:07,514 --> 00:11:09,080
- GEORGE, I THINK
YOUR INDIAN BLOOD
247
00:11:09,116 --> 00:11:10,648
IS TELLING YOU
TO BE A PAINTER.
248
00:11:10,684 --> 00:11:12,484
- OH.
- YOU DON'T BELONG IN AN OFFICE.
249
00:11:12,519 --> 00:11:14,285
- NOW, EMILY,
DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY.
250
00:11:14,321 --> 00:11:15,920
- YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES I DO FEEL
251
00:11:15,956 --> 00:11:18,089
LIKE JUMPING
IN MY TAURUS WAGON,
252
00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:20,158
TAKING OFF
WITH THE DOORS UNLOCKED,
253
00:11:20,193 --> 00:11:24,863
AND SETTING THE CRUISE CONTROL
AT 57 MILES PER HOUR.
254
00:11:24,898 --> 00:11:26,598
- JUST THINK
OF ALL THE NATIVE AMERICANS
255
00:11:26,633 --> 00:11:28,266
YOU COULD TOUCH
IF YOU COULD DEVOTE
256
00:11:28,301 --> 00:11:30,068
ALL OF YOUR TIME TO YOUR ART.
- EMILY.
257
00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:31,403
- BOY, WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE?
258
00:11:31,438 --> 00:11:33,471
- HE'S AN INDIAN.
I LOVE THIS.
259
00:11:33,507 --> 00:11:34,773
- SHUT UP, PATRICK.
260
00:11:34,808 --> 00:11:36,975
- JUST IMAGINE
HOW TERRIBLE IT WOULD BE
261
00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:40,445
IF ON OCTOBER 6, 2042,
YOU SAID TO YOURSELF,
262
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,013
"I NEVER EVEN GAVE IT A TRY."
263
00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:44,716
- NEVER EVEN GAVE IT A TRY.
264
00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:48,386
57 MILES PER HOUR.
265
00:11:48,422 --> 00:11:50,455
EXCUSE ME.
266
00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:53,725
- EMILY, YOU'VE UPSET HIM.
- NAH, GEORGE CAN HANDLE IT.
267
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,461
- I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR 20 YEARS.
I NEVER KNEW THAT HE PAINTED.
268
00:11:56,496 --> 00:11:58,463
- WELL, WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE NOW HE'LL DEVOTE
269
00:11:58,498 --> 00:12:00,865
THE REST
OF HIS LIFE TO HIS ART.
270
00:12:00,901 --> 00:12:03,435
GEE, I HOPE HE DOESN'T SUCK.
271
00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:05,804
- OH, THIS IS NONSENSE.
272
00:12:05,839 --> 00:12:08,807
GEORGE STRINGER
IS A STABLE SOLID FELLOW
273
00:12:08,842 --> 00:12:11,676
WHO DOESN'T GET HIS HEAD TURNED
BY FLIGHTS OF FANCY.
274
00:12:11,711 --> 00:12:15,246
- I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS
TO EMILY WESTON,
275
00:12:15,282 --> 00:12:17,449
WHO JUST GAVE ME THE COURAGE
TO QUIT MY JOB.
276
00:12:17,484 --> 00:12:20,452
[rock music plays]
277
00:12:20,487 --> 00:12:23,988
278
00:12:24,024 --> 00:12:26,579
WILD THING
279
00:12:28,328 --> 00:12:31,747
YOU MAKE MY HEART SING
280
00:12:32,866 --> 00:12:35,681
YOU MAKE EVERYTHING...
281
00:12:39,148 --> 00:12:43,317
- IT IS 4:00 IN THE MORNING.
YOU'RE JUST GETTING HOME NOW?
282
00:12:43,353 --> 00:12:45,986
WHERE'S EMILY?
- WE'RE NOT SURE.
283
00:12:46,022 --> 00:12:49,156
- WE LOST HER
AT THE GAY BAR.
284
00:12:58,835 --> 00:13:00,735
- GAY BAR?
285
00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:02,837
- EMILY HEARD
ABOUT SOME PARTY THERE.
286
00:13:02,872 --> 00:13:04,472
WE DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS A GAY BAR
287
00:13:04,507 --> 00:13:08,676
UNTIL PATRICK REALIZED THE HAND
IN HIS REAR POCKET WASN'T MINE.
288
00:13:09,946 --> 00:13:12,546
- IT WAS SO GENTLE.
289
00:13:14,217 --> 00:13:16,751
- YOU LOST YOUR SISTER
AT A GAY BAR
290
00:13:16,786 --> 00:13:18,853
AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING.
291
00:13:18,888 --> 00:13:20,325
- DADDY, IT'S EMILY'S FAULT.
292
00:13:20,348 --> 00:13:22,122
WE WERE TIRED
AND WANTED TO COME HOME.
293
00:13:22,146 --> 00:13:24,246
- HEY! GREAT!
EVERYBODY'S UP.
294
00:13:24,282 --> 00:13:25,648
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
295
00:13:25,683 --> 00:13:27,349
IT IS 4:00 IN THE MORNING.
296
00:13:27,385 --> 00:13:29,118
I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK
ABOUT YOU.
297
00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:31,821
- WELL, I WAS CAREFUL, HARRY.
I TOOK A CAB HOME.
298
00:13:31,856 --> 00:13:34,957
- WELL, I GUESS
IT'S OKAY THIS TIME.
299
00:13:34,992 --> 00:13:37,226
- DADDY, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET
HER GET AWAY WITH THAT?
300
00:13:37,261 --> 00:13:39,128
- I THINK
SHE'S LEARNED HER LESSON.
301
00:13:39,163 --> 00:13:40,396
- WHAT HAPPENED TO GEORGE?
302
00:13:40,431 --> 00:13:42,164
- OH, WELL HE MET
A GALLERY OWNER NAMED ELLIOT,
303
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,666
AND THE TWO OF THEM
WENT OFF TOGETHER
304
00:13:43,686 --> 00:13:45,353
AND WATCHED THE SUN RISE.
305
00:13:45,636 --> 00:13:47,803
- GEORGE IS GAY?
306
00:13:47,839 --> 00:13:49,029
- INCREDIBLE--
307
00:13:49,073 --> 00:13:53,342
A GAY CHEROKEE
ACTUARY ARTIST.
308
00:13:53,377 --> 00:13:54,710
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
309
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,445
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON, THAT'S IT.
LET'S GO.
310
00:13:56,447 --> 00:13:58,063
IT'S TIME FOR CAROL
AND PATRICK TO GO TO BED.
311
00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:00,560
I NEED TO TALK TO EMILY.
- WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
312
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,033
- FINE.
YOU. COME, YOU.
313
00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,201
- GOOD NIGHT.
- SIT.
314
00:14:03,236 --> 00:14:05,570
- GOOD NIGHT.
315
00:14:05,605 --> 00:14:07,605
- [sighs]
316
00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:13,278
- YOU'RE STILL ANGRY.
317
00:14:13,313 --> 00:14:15,380
- NO.
318
00:14:15,415 --> 00:14:17,415
IT'S...
319
00:14:17,451 --> 00:14:19,617
IT'S JUST I FEEL
THAT WE HAVEN'T REALLY TALKED
320
00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:21,953
IN SUCH A LONG TIME.
321
00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:27,492
HONEY, WHEN THE DAY COMES
AND YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CHILD...
322
00:14:27,527 --> 00:14:29,427
THAT DAY
HAS NOT ARRIVED YET, RIGHT?
323
00:14:29,463 --> 00:14:31,830
- DAD!
324
00:14:31,865 --> 00:14:35,767
- THE DAY YOU HAVE THAT CHILD,
YOU'LL BE FILLED WITH LOVE--
325
00:14:35,802 --> 00:14:39,604
A LOVE YOU NEVER KNEW
YOU WERE CAPABLE OF.
326
00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:42,807
THAT'S WHY IT HURTS SO MUCH.
I FEEL CUT OFF.
327
00:14:42,843 --> 00:14:45,743
- DAD, YOU'VE ALWAYS ENCOURAGED
ME TO BE INDEPENDENT.
328
00:14:45,779 --> 00:14:48,146
THERE'S NO WAY
I COULD EVER CUT YOU OFF.
329
00:14:48,181 --> 00:14:51,282
COME ON, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN
ANYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
330
00:14:51,318 --> 00:14:53,785
- OKAY, I HOPE THAT MEANS
YOU'RE GONNA INCLUDE ME.
331
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,186
IN YOUR LIFE A LITTLE MORE.
332
00:14:55,222 --> 00:14:56,821
- OF COURSE.
333
00:14:56,857 --> 00:14:59,691
- ALRIGHT.
NOW...
334
00:14:59,693 --> 00:15:02,293
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS
BOYFRIEND TROUBLE YOU'RE HAVING
335
00:15:02,329 --> 00:15:03,461
- SURE.
336
00:15:03,497 --> 00:15:06,063
HIS NAME IS GIANNI,
AND I MET HIM IN ITALY.
337
00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:07,620
'NIGHT.
338
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,741
- COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
339
00:15:16,776 --> 00:15:20,245
IT'S YOUR BIG-SISTER
ALARM CLOCK.
340
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,913
- GO AWAY.
341
00:15:21,948 --> 00:15:23,748
- EMILY...
342
00:15:23,783 --> 00:15:25,984
LAST NIGHT
I SENSED THAT YOU HAD
343
00:15:26,019 --> 00:15:28,520
THIS DEEP-SEATED NEED
TO UNBURDEN YOURSELF
344
00:15:28,555 --> 00:15:30,054
ABOUT THE PROBLEM
WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND.
345
00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:32,690
- YOU GOT ALL THAT
FROM "SHUT UP, CAROL"?
346
00:15:32,726 --> 00:15:34,092
- EMILY...
347
00:15:34,127 --> 00:15:37,128
YOU'RE SQUANDERING
AN INCREDIBLE RESOURCE HERE.
348
00:15:37,163 --> 00:15:41,432
I'M LIKE A FEDERAL RESERVE BANK
OF DISAPPOINTMENT.
349
00:15:41,468 --> 00:15:42,600
MAKE A WITHDRAWAL.
350
00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:44,235
- CAROL...
351
00:15:44,271 --> 00:15:46,437
- EMILY,
YOU CAN TALK TO ME.
352
00:15:46,473 --> 00:15:48,039
I MEAN,
IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO
353
00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:50,275
THAT I WAS CHANGING
YOUR DIAPERS, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
354
00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:51,609
- WELL, IT ALL EVENS OUT.
355
00:15:51,645 --> 00:15:54,779
IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE
I'LL BE CHANGING YOURS.
356
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:58,616
- HE SLEPT WITH
YOUR BEST FRIEND, DIDN'T HE?'
357
00:15:58,652 --> 00:16:00,952
- JUST LET IT GO, CAROL.
- OKAY, OKAY.
358
00:16:00,987 --> 00:16:02,987
BUT WHEN YOU FEEL
IT'S TIME TO TALK,
359
00:16:03,023 --> 00:16:06,291
I'LL BE HERE, AND I WON'T BOTHER
YOU UNTIL THEN.
360
00:16:06,326 --> 00:16:07,792
- OKAY
I APPRECIATE IT.
361
00:16:07,827 --> 00:16:10,161
- HE KNOCKED YOU UP, DIDN'T HE?
- CAROL!
362
00:16:10,196 --> 00:16:12,964
- I'LL RAISE THE CHILD.
- OUT!
363
00:16:15,468 --> 00:16:17,035
- DADDY...
364
00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:19,103
DON'T YOU THINK
IT SELFISH OF EMILY
365
00:16:19,139 --> 00:16:21,039
TO KEEP HER BOYFRIEND PROBLEM
TO HERSELF?
366
00:16:21,074 --> 00:16:22,607
I MEAN,
WHENEVER I HAVE A PROBLEM,
367
00:16:22,642 --> 00:16:25,376
I BRING IT TO YOU, DON'T I?
368
00:16:25,412 --> 00:16:29,080
- FOR AS LONG
AS I CAN REMEMBER, DEAR.
369
00:16:29,115 --> 00:16:31,716
AH, GREAT.
EMILY, PLEASE, COME, SIT DOWN.
370
00:16:31,751 --> 00:16:33,818
- YES. LET'S HAVE A TALK.
JUST THE THREE OF US.
371
00:16:33,853 --> 00:16:35,687
- EMILY!
372
00:16:35,722 --> 00:16:37,055
- GIANNI?
373
00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:40,592
- [speaking Italian]
374
00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:50,935
- [speaking Italian]
375
00:16:52,205 --> 00:16:55,740
- EMILY, NO!
YOU CRUSH-A MY HEART.
376
00:16:55,775 --> 00:16:57,742
FOR THE LAST TIME,
377
00:16:57,777 --> 00:16:59,410
PLEASE, MARRY ME.
378
00:16:59,446 --> 00:17:02,947
BECOME A QUEEN OF MY VILLA
IN THE AMALFI COAST.
379
00:17:02,983 --> 00:17:06,584
- THIS IS HER PROBLEM?
380
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:09,954
- GIANNI, YOU'RE A WONDERFUL MAN
AND AN EXCELLENT SHIP BUILDER,
381
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:13,391
BUT I'M JUST TOO YOUNG
TO TIE MYSELF DOWN.
382
00:17:13,426 --> 00:17:16,394
- BUT I LOVE YOU AS NEVER A MAN
HAS LOVED A WOMAN.
383
00:17:16,429 --> 00:17:17,695
I MEAN, ONE CALL,
384
00:17:17,731 --> 00:17:19,931
AND I WILL MAKE YOU
THE MOST FAMOUS MODEL IN EUROPE.
385
00:17:19,966 --> 00:17:22,200
OH--CLICK--
THOSE EYES, I TUMBLE
386
00:17:22,235 --> 00:17:24,869
INTO--CLICK--
OF THAT GORGEOUS MANE OF HAIR.
387
00:17:24,904 --> 00:17:26,070
CLICK--
THOSE SUMPTUOUS--
388
00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:29,407
- THAT'S--
THAT'S ENOUGH CLICKING.
389
00:17:29,442 --> 00:17:31,342
EMILY, WOULD YOU CARE
TO INTRODUCE US?
390
00:17:31,378 --> 00:17:33,144
- OH, SORRY. GIANNI, THIS IS
MY FATHER, HARRY,
391
00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:34,512
AND MY SISTER CAROL.
392
00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:37,215
- HARRY,
PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU.
393
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:40,585
IF EVER THE FIRE OF LOVE HAS
BURNED IN YOU AS HOT AS THE...
394
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:41,753
HOW DO YOU CALL IT?
395
00:17:41,788 --> 00:17:44,088
THE BIG BALL IN THE SKY.
396
00:17:44,124 --> 00:17:45,256
- SUN.
397
00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:47,025
- PAPA!
398
00:17:50,497 --> 00:17:52,497
I KNEW YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND.
399
00:17:52,532 --> 00:17:54,966
HARRY, I HAVE MILLIONS.
400
00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:59,270
I HAVE DEGREE IN PHILOSOPHY,
PHYSICS, AND HOTEL MANAGEMENT.
401
00:17:59,305 --> 00:18:00,938
AND, HARRY...
402
00:18:00,974 --> 00:18:03,441
BECAUSE I KNEW THAT ONE DAY
I WAS GOING TO MEET MY EMILY,
403
00:18:03,476 --> 00:18:06,511
I PRESERVED
MY CHASTITY FOR HER.
404
00:18:06,546 --> 00:18:10,181
- THIS IS HER PROBLEM?
405
00:18:10,216 --> 00:18:11,649
- GIANNI, I'M SORRY.
406
00:18:11,685 --> 00:18:13,651
LOOK, I'M SURE SOMEDAY
YOU'LL FIND THE RIGHT PERSON,
407
00:18:13,687 --> 00:18:14,819
BUT IT'S NOT ME.
408
00:18:14,854 --> 00:18:16,487
- NO, NO!
409
00:18:16,523 --> 00:18:18,990
I WILL NEVER LEAVE-A
THIS HOUSE.
410
00:18:19,025 --> 00:18:22,360
- WELL, YOU'D FIT
RIGHT INTO THE FAMILY.
411
00:18:23,863 --> 00:18:25,830
BUT, GIANNI...
412
00:18:25,865 --> 00:18:28,166
CIAO.
413
00:18:28,201 --> 00:18:30,802
- THEN I LEAVE-A
TO JOIN THE CHURCH.
414
00:18:30,837 --> 00:18:33,004
ONLY LOVE
FOR THE HOLY SPIRIT
415
00:18:33,039 --> 00:18:35,573
CAN POSSIBLY REPLACE-A
MY LOVE FOR YOU.
416
00:18:35,608 --> 00:18:39,107
[sighing]
417
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:44,449
- THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM?
418
00:18:44,484 --> 00:18:45,883
- YES.
I'VE BEEN TRYING
419
00:18:45,919 --> 00:18:47,351
TO DECIDE
IF I SHOULD KEEP SEEING HIM,
420
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,853
BUT THEN FINALLY
I REALIZED I COULDN'T,
421
00:18:48,888 --> 00:18:50,555
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE
STRINGING HIM ALONG.
422
00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:52,490
LOOK, I'VE BEEN HAVING
A REALLY BAD TIME WITH THIS.
423
00:18:52,525 --> 00:18:55,359
- BAD? BAD?
424
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,862
NO, EMILY,
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
425
00:18:57,897 --> 00:19:00,498
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SO BLESSED,
YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD FROM BAD.
426
00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:03,367
LET ME EXPLAIN.
427
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,203
I SPENT THE ENTIRE MORNING
428
00:19:05,238 --> 00:19:08,206
ROLLING LITTLE FISH BALLS
FOR THE FINKELSTEIN BAR MITZVAH,
429
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:10,141
WHILE YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT
430
00:19:10,176 --> 00:19:12,310
HOW TO DUMP
MARCELLO MASTROIANNI.
431
00:19:12,345 --> 00:19:14,078
NOW, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY.
432
00:19:14,114 --> 00:19:16,047
FISH BALLS, BAD.
433
00:19:16,082 --> 00:19:18,316
MASTROIANNI, GOOD.
434
00:19:18,351 --> 00:19:21,185
STILL LIVING
IN MY CHILDHOOD BEDROOM, BAD.
435
00:19:21,221 --> 00:19:22,954
AMALFI COAST, GOOD.
436
00:19:22,989 --> 00:19:25,089
BEING 30-SOMETHING
AND DIVORCED, BAD.
437
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:28,893
BEING 23 AND THE PERSONAL
PET PROJECT OF GOD, GOOD.
438
00:19:30,388 --> 00:19:33,067
NOW EXCUSE ME,
WHILE I GO UPSTAIRS
439
00:19:33,099 --> 00:19:34,799
WHERE I WILL SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE
440
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:36,560
ADOPTING HUNDREDS OF STRAY CATS
441
00:19:36,603 --> 00:19:39,103
WATCHING MY BREASTS DROP.
442
00:19:43,065 --> 00:19:45,978
BAD.
443
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,400
- OKAY, SEE YOU LATER.
444
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,003
- WHOA, JUST WAIT A MINUTE,
YOUNG LADY.
445
00:19:50,038 --> 00:19:51,905
I THINK YOU TEED TO TALK
TO YOUR SISTER.
446
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,340
- BUT, DAD, SHE'S SCARY.
447
00:19:55,477 --> 00:19:56,976
OKAY.
448
00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:59,245
BUT, LOOK, IT'S NOT LIKE MY
PROBLEMS ARE NOT REAL, YOU KNOW?
449
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,247
I MEAN, EVEN THOUGH
I WANTED GIANNI OUT OF MY LIFE,
450
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,949
I FEEL MORE CONFUSED
NOW THAN EVER.
451
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,350
- HONEY...
452
00:20:04,386 --> 00:20:08,021
MAYBE FAMILY IS EXACTLY
WHAT YOU NEED RIGHT NOW.
453
00:20:08,056 --> 00:20:10,690
WHY DON'T YOU STAY HOME?
454
00:20:10,726 --> 00:20:13,460
IT'D BE NICE FOR ME TO GET
TO KNOW MY DAUGHTER AGAIN.
455
00:20:13,495 --> 00:20:15,829
- CAROL STAYS?
456
00:20:15,864 --> 00:20:19,866
- SHE KIND OF
HAS SQUATTER'S RIGHTS.
457
00:20:19,901 --> 00:20:22,168
- YOU REALLY WANT ME HERE?
458
00:20:22,204 --> 00:20:24,104
- MORE THAN ANYTHING.
459
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,139
- OH.
460
00:20:28,076 --> 00:20:30,076
[knocking on door]
461
00:20:31,341 --> 00:20:32,911
HEY, CAROL.
462
00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:33,992
- EMILY...
463
00:20:34,027 --> 00:20:35,894
IT'S NICE
OF YOU TO COME UP.
464
00:20:35,929 --> 00:20:37,529
- WELL, DAD MADE ME.
465
00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:42,200
LOOK, I'M SORRY IF I'VE BEEN
A DRAG TO HAVE AROUND LATELY.
466
00:20:42,235 --> 00:20:44,703
- NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
467
00:20:44,738 --> 00:20:46,671
I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED ME
TO FIX YOUR LIFE,
468
00:20:46,707 --> 00:20:48,373
BUT THEN WHEN I SAW
WHAT YOUR LIFE REALLY IS,
469
00:20:48,408 --> 00:20:52,243
I FELT LIKE DUKAKIS TELLING
CLINTON HOW TO RUN A CAMPAIGN.
470
00:20:54,681 --> 00:20:56,214
- DON'T BE SILLY, CAROL.
471
00:20:56,249 --> 00:20:57,949
LOOK, MY LIFE
IS NOT THAT GREAT.
472
00:20:57,984 --> 00:21:00,051
LOOK HOW MUCH
YOU'VE GOT GOING FOR YOU.
473
00:21:00,087 --> 00:21:01,319
YOU LOVE YOUR CATERING.
474
00:21:01,354 --> 00:21:03,054
YOU'VE GOT A REALLY
TERRIFIC BOYFRIEND--
475
00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:04,322
- NO, I DON'T.
476
00:21:04,357 --> 00:21:06,091
OH, WAIT.
YOU'RE RIGHT. I DO.
477
00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:09,494
SORRY.
KNEE-JERK RESPONSE.
478
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:12,230
- CAROL, DAD ASKED ME TO STAY
FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
479
00:21:12,265 --> 00:21:13,898
BUT I KNOW
IT MIGHT BE HARD FOR YOU--
480
00:21:13,934 --> 00:21:16,701
- NO.
EMILY, I WANT YOU HERE.
481
00:21:16,703 --> 00:21:19,061
REALLY, I DO.
482
00:21:19,107 --> 00:21:21,232
THE HARD PART IS GETTING IT
THROUGH MY HEAD
483
00:21:21,274 --> 00:21:22,574
THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP.
484
00:21:22,609 --> 00:21:25,410
YOU DON'T NEED
A BIG SISTER ANYMORE.
485
00:21:25,445 --> 00:21:27,245
- HEY, COME ON, CAROL.
486
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,013
I'VE BEEN LIVING ALONE
FOR SO LONG,
487
00:21:29,049 --> 00:21:31,783
IT MIGHT BE NICE HAVING
A BIG SISTER AROUND FOR A WHILE.
488
00:21:31,818 --> 00:21:33,184
- REALLY?
489
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,420
- YEAH, YOU KNOW,
SOMEONE TO LEAN MY HEAD ON
490
00:21:35,455 --> 00:21:36,588
OR STEAL CLOTHES FROM,
491
00:21:36,623 --> 00:21:38,490
TEACH ME HOW TO CRACK AN EGG
WITH ONE HAND--
492
00:21:38,525 --> 00:21:42,127
YOU KNOW, ALL THAT STUFF.
- OH, EMILY.
493
00:21:42,129 --> 00:21:45,597
AND I PROMISE,
I WON'T TRY TO RUN YOUR LIFE.
494
00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:47,011
- I MISSED YOU.
495
00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:48,433
- OH.
496
00:21:48,468 --> 00:21:50,034
POOR GIANNI.
497
00:21:50,070 --> 00:21:52,270
THAT MAN LOST
THE GREATEST CATCH OF HIS LIFE,
498
00:21:52,305 --> 00:21:54,973
YOU MADE THE RIGHT
DECISION ABOUT HIM.
499
00:21:55,008 --> 00:21:56,775
YOU NEED A MAN WHO'S--
500
00:21:56,810 --> 00:21:59,310
WHO'S GONNA ALLOW YOU
TO BREATH FOR A WHILE,
501
00:21:59,346 --> 00:22:01,780
A MAN WHO HAS
A STRONG SENSE OF SELF
502
00:22:01,815 --> 00:22:06,451
COMBINED WITH AN INSATIABLE
APPETITE FOR ADVENTURE.
503
00:22:06,486 --> 00:22:08,553
KIMMEL THE PIANO TUNER.
504
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,955
I'LL GO GET HIS NUMBER.
505
00:22:10,991 --> 00:22:13,224
- [sighs]
506
00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:16,327
HELP ME, DREYF.
I'M HOME.
507
00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:24,365
- EMILY.
508
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:26,610
OH, EMILY.
509
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,080
PLEASE...
510
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:33,917
PLEASE, BEFORE I LEAVE-A
TO SERVE-A GOD,
511
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:37,621
I NEED A-ONE MORE LOOK
AT YOUR PRICELESS-A FACE,
512
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:41,091
ONE LAST WHIFF
OF THOSE GORGEOUS HAIR,
513
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:45,763
ONE FINAL LOOK AT THAT--
BEAUTIFUL...
514
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,097
OH, HELLO, PAPA.
515
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,266
[laughing]
CIAO.
516
00:22:49,316 --> 00:22:53,866
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