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- [slurping bite]
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[slurping bite]
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- CHARLEY, DO YOU MIND?
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- NO, GO RIGHT AHEAD.
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- DADDY, CHARLEY, YOU'LL NEVER
GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.
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- YOU'RE RIGHT.
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- DADDY, I'VE JUST COME
FROM MY SUPPORT GROUP,
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"ADULT CHILDREN
OF PERFECTLY FINE PARENTS,"
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AND THE MOST EXCITING THING--
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- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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THERE'S A SUPPORT GROUP
FOR PEOPLE
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WHO HAD PERFECTLY FINE
PARENTS?
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- WELL, YES.
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WE BEAR A TERRIBLE BURDEN.
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IMAGINE BEING
THIS SCREWED-UP
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WITH NO ONE BUT YOURSELF
TO BLAME.
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- SORRY I WAS ALWAYS THERE
FOR YOU, DEAR.
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- THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DADDY.
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IN FACT,
IT WORKED OUT JUST FINE,
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BECAUSE I GOT
THE MOST EXCITING NEWS TONIGHT.
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GERALDO RIVERA IS DOING
A SERIES OF SHOWS IN MIAMI,
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AND HE WANTS CERTAIN MEMBERS
OF MY GROUP
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TO BE ON HIS TALK SHOW,
AND, DADDY, THAT'S NOT ALL.
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DADDY...
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YOU TOO HAVE A CHANCE
TO APPEAR ON GERALDO.
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- NOT ON YOUR LIFE.
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- WHY WOULD GERALDO
WANT HARRY ANYWAY?
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I MEAN, HE'S NOT A NEO-NAZI
WIFE-SWAPPING CROSS-DRESSER.
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- NO. THAT WOULD BE
MR. HETZEL ACROSS THE STREET.
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- NOT ALL GERALDO'S SHOWS
ARE LIKE THAT.
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JUST DURING SWEEPS WEEK.
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OUR SHOW WILL BE
ABOUT ADULT CHILDREN
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WHO LIVE WITH THEIR LOVERS
UNDER THEIR PARENTS' ROOF.
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- YOU WANT ME TO ADMIT THAT
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION?
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- DADDY, THINK OF IT
AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.
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MAYBE OUR EXPERIENCES
COULD HELP OTHERS
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IN THE SAME SITUATION.
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
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I KNOW THE WAY
THOSE SHOWS WORK.
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THEY'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING
TO GET YOU ON,
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THEN THEY GO FOR THE JUGULAR.
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PROBABLY DIG UP
THOSE OLD PICTURES OF ME
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IN A HULA SKIRT, KISSING A PIG
A THE KAPPA KAPPA LUAU.
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- I DISCUSSED IT
WITH MY THERAPIST,
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AND SANDY AND I FEEL
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THAT IT MIGHT BE
VERY HELPFUL FOR US
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TO AIR OUR FATHER-DAUGHTER
CONFLICTS
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ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
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- WHAT FATHER-DAUGHTER
CONFLICTS?
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- WELL, FOR INSTANCE,
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THE FACT THAT YOU WON'T APPEAR
WITH ME ON GERALDO.
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- SHE'S GOT YOU THERE, HARRY.
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- PLEASE, DADDY, PLEASE.
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- OH, COME ON, HONEY.
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW...
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- YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY YES RIGHT NOW.
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I MEAN, AT THIS POINT,
ANYWAY, ALL WE CAN DO
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IS PUT OUR NAMES
IN THE HAT.
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WE MIGHT NOT EVEN GET PICKED
TO DO THE SHOW.
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- OKAY, YOU CAN PUT
OUR NAMES IN THAT HAT
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ALONG WITH ALL THE KOOKS.
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BUT I CAN BACK OUT OF THIS.
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- YES! THANK YOU, DADDY!
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- I'M NOT GONNA GET INVOLVED
IN SOME...
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HYPED UP TABLOID SMEAR JOB.
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- DADDY, WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT GERALDO.
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THE DASHING YOUNG MAVERICK
JOURNALIST
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WHO BRAVELY EXPOSED
THE HORRENDOUS CONDITIONS
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OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST
MENTAL INSTITUTION.
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- SO HE'S THE ONE
WHO SET YOU FREE.
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-
LIFE GOES ON,
AND SO DO WE
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JUST HOW WE DO IT
IS NO MYSTERY
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ONE BY ONE
WE FILL THE DAYS
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WE FIND
A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS
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SOMETIMES THE ANSWER
CAN BE HARD TO FIND
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THAT'S SOMETHING
I WILL NEVER BE
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I'M ALWAYS HERE
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FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED
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RAIN OR SHINE,
I'LL BE THE ONE
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TO SHARE IT ALL
AS LIFE GOES ON
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WE SHARE IT ALL
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AS LIFE GOES ON
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- GOOD MORNING, LAVERNE.
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WHAT'S SO INTERESTING?
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- GERALDO.
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SEEIN' AS HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE
ON HIS SHOW,
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I THOUGHT I SHOULD FAMILIARIZE
MYSELF WITH HIS BOOK
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IN ORDER TO MAKE
SHARPER WISECRACKS.
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- WHO SAID I'M GONNA BE
ON HIS SHOW?
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- OOH, D'YOU EVER HEAR
ABOUT THE TIME
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HE'S IN THE BATHTUB
WITH SIX NAKED WOMEN?
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- I NEVER--HE DID THAT?
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- SURE PUTS YOUR HULA SKIRT
STORY TO SHAME.
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- WELL, LAVERNE,
YOU CAN PUT AWAY YOUR BOOK
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AND GET BACK TO WORK
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BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA BE
ON GERALDO.
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THEY'RE SENDING OVER A SHOW
COORDINATOR TO INTERVIEW US,
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BUT THEY'RE NOT
GONNA PICK US.
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- WHY NOT?
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- BECAUSE WE'RE NOT
LOONEY ENOUGH.
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- UH-HUH.
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SO WHAT YOU GON' WEAR
ON THE SHOW?
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- LAVERNE, EVEN IF THEY DID
PICK US,
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I NEVER AGREED TO DO IT
FOR SURE.
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- I'D GO WITH SOMETHIN' BLUE.
IT BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES.
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- OH, LAVERNE, PLEASE.
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- DOCTOR WESTON,
DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
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- SURE. HI, MRS. LARSON.
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HI, LARRY.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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- I NEED TO
TALK TO YOU, DOCTOR.
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MAN TO MAN.
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- WELL--WELL, PLEASE. COME IN.
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SO, HOW'S SCHOOL?
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- A LIVING HELL.
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DOCTOR, DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWFUL IT IS
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TO BE THE SHORTEST KID
IN THE SECOND GRADE?
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- BUT YOU'RE A FIFTH-GRADER.
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- MY POINT EXACTLY.
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- WELL, HOW CAN I HELP?
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- I'M GOING TO THIS PARTY
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AT THIS AMUSEMENT PARK
ON SATURDAY,
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AND IF I WANT TO RIDE
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THE ROLLERCOASTER
WITH MY FRIENDS,
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I GOTTA BE
ABOUT THIS TALL BY THEN.
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MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME KIND
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OF STRETCHING MACHINE
IN THE BACK?
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- NO, I'M SORRY.
- GREAT.
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WHILE THE REST OF THE KIDS
ARE HURLING THEIR GUTS OUT
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ON THE THUNDERING CYCLONE,
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I'LL BE TOOTING AROUND
IN THE BUNNYLAND CHOO-CHOO.
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- OH. LARRY, LARRY,
LARRY. LISTEN.
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THERE'S NO GUARANTEE.
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BUT THERE'S ONE THING
YOU CAN DO.
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THINK TALL.
YOU WALK TALL. ACT TALL.
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AND ONE DAY,
YOU JUST MAY BE TALL.
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- REALLY?
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- WORKS FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE.
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- KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR?
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- WELL, THERE ARE SOME
GENETIC COMPONENTS TO THIS.
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- THANKS, DOCTOR WESTON.
- SURE.
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- BYE-BYE.
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NICE SPEECH THERE, DOCTOR.
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YOU KNOW THAT GERALDO WAS
A LITTLE RUNT AT THAT AGE, TOO.
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- WOULD YOU GET OFF
THIS GERALDO KICK, PLEASE?
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- I JUST THINK YOU OUGHTA KNOW
WHAT KIND OF MAN IT IS
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WHAT'S GONNA WHOOP YOUR BUTT
ON NATIONWIDE TELEVISION.
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- FIRST OF ALL,
I'M NOT GONNA BE ON HIS SHOW.
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SECOND OF ALL, WHY WOULD GERALDO
WHOOP ANYTHING OF MINE?
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- APPARENTLY, HE'S GOT
TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE.
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HE WHOOPS EVERYBODY.
READ HIS BOOK.
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PAGE 15, A TEENAGE GERALDO
WHOOPS HIS BROTHER WILLY.
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REASON? UNKNOWN.
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PAGE 59, HE WHOOPS UP
ON THREE YOUNG THUGS.
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HE SAYS THEY WAS TRYIN'
TO ROB HIS APARTMENT.
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- GOOD-BYE, LAVERNE.
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WHEN YOU'RE DONE
WITH YOUR READING,
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MAYBE YOU'LL GET AROUND
DOING A LITTLE NURSING.
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- YOU'RE GONNA NEED
SOME NURSIN'
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WHEN GERALDO
GETS DONE A-WHOOPIN' YOU.
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- NOW, PATRICK,
WHEN MR. MAXWELL GETS HERE...
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- WHO'S MISTER MAXWELL?
- THE MAN FROM GERALDO.
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I'LL STEER THE CONVERSATION
TOWARDS THE ASPECTS
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OF OUR LIFE TOGETHER
THAT WE WANNA HIGHLIGHT.
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- I THOUGHT I'D HIGHLIGHT
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THE TIME THAT WE RAN
INTO MY EX-GIRLFRIEND
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AND YOU THREW UP
ON HER SHOES.
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- WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I'LL TELL THEM ABOUT THE TIME
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YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING
AND PEED IN DADDY'S CLOSET.
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- I'M ONLY DOING THIS
'CAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO.
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YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TRY TO EMBARRASS ME.
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IT'S EMBARRASSING ENOUGH
TO BE ON ONE OF THESE SHOWS.
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IN FACT,
I'M EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT
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I EVEN WATCH THESE SHOWS.
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I MEAN,
I WOULD BE EMBARRASSED.
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IF I DID WATCH THEM,
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WHICH I WOULD NEVER DO,
OF COURSE.
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- I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY ANYBODY WOULD VOLUNTEER
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TO MAKE A FOOL OF THEMSELVES
IN A TV TALK SHOW.
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- BECAUSE THEY'RE SUCH A SWEET,
DARLING, DEVOTED DADDY.
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- ARGH!
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- WELL, I'M GETTING
A LITTLE SICK AND TIRED
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OF EVERYBODY'S GRUMBLING.
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THIS IS A CHANCE TO APPEAR
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WITH GERALDO RIVERA,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
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- WHOOP-DEE-DO.
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- WE'RE NOT TALKING
CHUCK WOOLERY HERE.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT GERALDO
HAS MARCHED WITH CESAR CHAVEZ,
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EXPOSED CORRUPTION,
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PROVIDED FREE LEGAL COUNSEL
TO THE POOR?
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AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE
WHO APPRECIATES HIM?
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- HI, NEIGHBORS.
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I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
SO I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY.
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- CHARLEY, YOU CANNOT BE
ON THE SHOW WITH US.
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- BUT I HEART GERALDO.
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HE'S MY IDOL.
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- SEE?
EVEN THE MORON'S IMPRESSED
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WITH GERALDO'S CRUSADES
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TO MAKE THE WORLD
A BETTER PLACE.
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- NO, I'M JUST IMPRESSED
WITH HIS CRUSADES
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TO MAKE IT WITH THE WORLD.
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HE'S DONE IT WITH EVERYBODY.
- GO.
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- COME ON, CHARLEY,
I JUST RESTOCKED MY FRIDGE.
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LET'S GO GET A BEER, HUH?
- [bell ringing]
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- THAT'S HIM. ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY, ACT NATURAL.
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- ANYBODY EVER
TELL Y'ALL YOU LOOK LIKE
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THAT PAINTING OF WASHINGTON
CROSSIN' THE DELAWARE?
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- LAVERNE, I'M AFRAID YOU'VE
CAUGHT US AT A RATHER BAD TIME.
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- WHY? DID I MISS IT
THAT GUY FROM GERALDO?
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- WE'RE EXPECTING HIM
ANY MINUTE.
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- OH GOOD,
'CAUSE I HAVE AN IDEA
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I WAN' RUN PAST HIM ON A SHOW
ABOUT SOUTHERN NURSES
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WHO'S MARRIED TO MINOR LEAGUE
BASEBALL PLAYERS
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WHO LEFT THEM
FOR JAPANESE HUSSIES.
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[bell ringing]
- [gasps] THERE HE IS.
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- HI, ARE YOU THE PINHEADS?
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LISTEN, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THAT PINHEAD THING.
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WRONG SHOW. I'M ACTUALLY
LOOKING FOR THE WESTON FAMILY.
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- OH, MISTER RIVERA.
COME IN. COME IN.
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- PLEASE CALL ME "HERALDO".
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all: "HERALDO."
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- UH, WHAT HAPPENED
TO MR. MAXWELL?
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- YOU KNOW,
IT'S A FUNNY THING.
221
00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:02,043
WE WERE FOOLING AROUND
IN THE GYM THIS AFTERNOON,
222
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,420
AND...I BROKE HIS NOSE.
223
00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:06,982
ACCIDENTALLY, OF COURSE.
224
00:11:07,017 --> 00:11:09,751
- OH, OF COURSE.
[chuckles]
225
00:11:09,787 --> 00:11:12,521
- WELL, BIENVENIDO, GERALDO.
226
00:11:12,556 --> 00:11:15,023
ME LLAMO CAROL WESTON.
227
00:11:15,058 --> 00:11:17,726
Y ESTO ES MI PAPA.
228
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:21,204
- HI. HI, I'M HARRY WESTON.
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
229
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,482
[high-pitched]
I CAN'T BELIEVE!...
230
00:11:26,238 --> 00:11:27,771
I MEAN, IT'S REALLY YOU!
231
00:11:27,806 --> 00:11:29,821
I MEAN, IT'S RIGHT HERE
IN MY HOUSE.
232
00:11:31,744 --> 00:11:33,224
IN PERSON.
233
00:11:35,414 --> 00:11:36,928
YOU LOOK GOOD.
234
00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:41,985
- Y ESTO ES MI VATO.
235
00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:44,254
PATRICK ARCOLA.
236
00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:46,469
- I NEVER
MISS YOUR SHOW, MAN!
237
00:11:47,059 --> 00:11:50,316
THAT MANSON FAMILY REUNION
WAS WILD.
238
00:11:50,663 --> 00:11:52,229
I LOVED IT WHEN YOU WENT,
239
00:11:52,264 --> 00:11:55,399
"YOU'RE A DOG, CHARLIE MANSON.
YOU'RE A MURDERING DOG."
240
00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:56,933
IT WAS GREAT.
241
00:11:56,969 --> 00:11:58,101
- OH, THAT WAS GOOD.
242
00:11:58,137 --> 00:12:01,553
BUT MY FAVORITE WAS--WAS
STRIPPERS ON STEROIDS.
243
00:12:03,575 --> 00:12:06,810
- WELL, LISTEN, YOUR SHOWS,
THEY'RE GREAT.
244
00:12:06,845 --> 00:12:09,513
- THANKS. YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE
THINK I ONLY DO SLEAZE.
245
00:12:09,548 --> 00:12:11,915
all: NO! GET OUT!
246
00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:14,751
- NEVER HEARD SUCH A THING!
247
00:12:14,787 --> 00:12:18,427
- OKAY. IF YOU ONLY DID SLEAZE,
WOULD I WATCH?
248
00:12:19,525 --> 00:12:22,259
- AND THIS IS OUR NEIGHBOR,
CHARLEY, WHO WAS JUST LEAVING.
249
00:12:22,294 --> 00:12:24,328
MY FATHER'S NURSE, LAVERNE.
- [chuckles]
250
00:12:24,363 --> 00:12:26,496
KNOCK, KNOCK.
- WHO'S THERE?
251
00:12:26,532 --> 00:12:29,871
- NOBODY.
I'M AL CAPONE'S VAULT.
252
00:12:35,307 --> 00:12:38,141
- LAVERNE
WAS JUST LEAVING, TOO.
253
00:12:39,445 --> 00:12:42,145
- I LOVE YOUR BOOK.
ESPECIALLY PAGE 332.
254
00:12:42,181 --> 00:12:44,114
WHICH IS IN MY PANTS
AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
255
00:12:45,651 --> 00:12:47,517
- YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY
I EVER WROTE THAT DAMN BOOK.
256
00:12:47,553 --> 00:12:50,987
- BYE-BYE. HEY, DOCTOR,
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
257
00:12:52,825 --> 00:12:54,758
- MR. RIVERA.
258
00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:58,428
PLEASE, COME, SIT.
I APOLOGIZE FOR OUR FRIENDS.
259
00:12:58,464 --> 00:13:00,130
SOME PEOPLE
SAY SUCH STUPID THINGS
260
00:13:00,165 --> 00:13:03,266
AROUND THE CELEBRITY
OF YOUR INCREDIBLE MUSTACHE.
261
00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:05,502
MAGNIFICENCE.
262
00:13:05,537 --> 00:13:07,137
- YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TELL
A LOT ABOUT A PERSON
263
00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:10,108
BY THE FRIENDS THEY MAKE.
- [laughing]
264
00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:12,809
NOTHING LIKE THAT,
I ASSURE YOU.
265
00:13:12,845 --> 00:13:14,544
- IT'S TOO BAD,
WE LIKE QUIRKY TYPES.
266
00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:16,747
- QUIRKY,
WE'RE QUIRKY, THAT'S US.
267
00:13:16,782 --> 00:13:17,914
AREN'T WE QUIRKY, PATRICK?
268
00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,950
- OH, YEAH.
OH, EXTREMELY QUIRKY.
269
00:13:19,985 --> 00:13:21,418
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HARRY?
- OH, SURE.
270
00:13:21,453 --> 00:13:22,652
WHEN PEOPLE SEE US,
THEY GO,
271
00:13:22,688 --> 00:13:24,821
"WHOO-HOO, HERE COME
THOSE QUIRKY WESTONS."
272
00:13:24,857 --> 00:13:28,859
- PATRICK, TELL GERALDO ABOUT
THOSE QUIRKY THINGS YOU DO.
273
00:13:30,696 --> 00:13:33,096
- I PEED IN HARRY'S CLOSET.
274
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:45,909
- YOU PEED IN MY CLOSET?
275
00:13:45,944 --> 00:13:48,695
OH, YOU QUIRKY KID, YOU!
276
00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:51,848
- AND WHAT ABOUT ME,
WHAT ABOUT ME?
277
00:13:51,884 --> 00:13:53,216
I'M SO JEALOUS AND INSECURE,
278
00:13:53,252 --> 00:13:55,852
I ACTUALLY VOMITED
ON YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S SHOES.
279
00:13:55,888 --> 00:13:58,321
- OH, AND WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME
YOU FLIPPED OUT AT THE LIBRARY
280
00:13:58,357 --> 00:13:59,923
AND WOULDN'T COME DOWN
OFF THE TOP SHELF.
281
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:01,525
- OH, YES.
VERY QUIRKY STUFF.
282
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,727
OF COURSE, THAT WAS
BEFORE I MET MY ARTIST.
283
00:14:03,762 --> 00:14:06,830
YOU SEE, I WAS ONCE
IN LOVE WITH A CHEESE HOST.
284
00:14:06,865 --> 00:14:08,999
ISN'T THAT THE ONE
THAT YOUR SISTER SHOT?
285
00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:12,282
- NO. THAT WAS
THE UNEMPLOYED CLOWN.
286
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,414
- WOUNDED CLOWN.
287
00:14:15,507 --> 00:14:17,407
- IN ALL FAIRNESS,
HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SNEAKING
288
00:14:17,443 --> 00:14:19,576
IN CAROL'S BEDROOM
WINDOW IF...HEH HEH...
289
00:14:19,611 --> 00:14:21,211
I WEREN'T SO WORRIED
ABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE.
290
00:14:21,246 --> 00:14:23,146
- WORRIED? HE'S OBSESSED.
291
00:14:23,182 --> 00:14:25,115
- HE MAKES US HAVE SEX
IN THE GARAGE.
292
00:14:25,150 --> 00:14:27,851
- [high pitched rambling]
293
00:14:27,886 --> 00:14:30,253
WELL, THAT MAY SOUND
A LITTLE TOO QUIRKY--
294
00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:31,621
- TERRIFIC. TERRIFIC.
295
00:14:31,657 --> 00:14:34,257
WE TAPE TUESDAY AT 4:00,
BUT TRY TO BE THERE BY 2:30.
296
00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:35,826
- ARE YOU PICKING US
FOR YOUR SHOW?
297
00:14:35,861 --> 00:14:38,762
- ABSOLUTELY. BY THE WAY,
IS THE DOG QUIRKY?
298
00:14:39,832 --> 00:14:42,165
- IS DREYFUSS QUIRKY?
299
00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:43,740
JUST LOOK AT HIM.
300
00:14:45,204 --> 00:14:47,170
- OH, WHAT THE HELL,
BRING THE DOG ALONG, TOO.
301
00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:49,959
- GREAT. BYE-BYE.
- BYE.
302
00:14:50,409 --> 00:14:53,076
[screaming with joy]
303
00:14:56,181 --> 00:14:58,014
PATRICK.
I'VE BEEN PREPARING
304
00:14:58,050 --> 00:15:00,149
MY OPENING REMARKS
FOR GERALDO.
305
00:15:01,119 --> 00:15:03,153
AND I WANTED TO ASK
YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING.
306
00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:04,521
- WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S REALLY WEIRD
307
00:15:04,556 --> 00:15:06,457
THAT YOU'RE SO CALM
ABOUT THIS WHOLE GERALDO THING.
308
00:15:06,493 --> 00:15:08,358
USUALLY, YOU GET
SO UPTIGHT ABOUT STUFF.
309
00:15:08,393 --> 00:15:09,693
I'M PROUD OF YOU, HONEY.
310
00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:11,009
- WELL, WHAT'S
TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT?
311
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,360
- NOTHING, BUT I KNOW
HOW YOUR MIND WORKS.
312
00:15:13,699 --> 00:15:15,632
YOU START WORRYING
ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS
313
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,734
OF BARING YOUR SOUL IN FRONT
OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE...
314
00:15:17,769 --> 00:15:19,002
- POO.
315
00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:20,770
- OBSESSING THAT YOU'LL
SAY SOMETHING STUPID
316
00:15:20,806 --> 00:15:22,906
THAT'LL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
317
00:15:22,941 --> 00:15:24,774
- I PLAN TO SAY
ONLY BRILLIANT THINGS.
318
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:26,810
- PLUS, YOU KNOW, THEY SAY
THE CAMERA ADDS TEN POUNDS.
319
00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:30,818
- TEN POUNDS? OH, MY GOD.
320
00:15:31,817 --> 00:15:33,939
OH, NO. OH, NO.
321
00:15:33,971 --> 00:15:35,035
- WHAT IS IT?
322
00:15:35,921 --> 00:15:37,053
- IT'S A FEVER BLISTER.
323
00:15:37,089 --> 00:15:38,522
ALL OF A SUDDEN
I COULD JUST FEEL IT.
324
00:15:38,557 --> 00:15:40,346
OH, LOOK AT IT. IT'S GROWING
RIGHT BEFORE MY VERY EYES.
325
00:15:40,393 --> 00:15:41,432
IT'S HUGE!
326
00:15:41,471 --> 00:15:45,262
- CAROL, I HAVE TO GO, DEAR.
GOOD-BYE.
327
00:15:46,326 --> 00:15:48,404
- HOW'S CAROL'S
FEVER BLISTER?
328
00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:50,609
- YOU HARDLY NOTICE IT.
329
00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:54,349
THE--THE STY SHE'S DEVELOPED
IS SO MUCH BIGGER AND REDDER.
330
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,685
- SHE'S LUCKY.
331
00:15:56,866 --> 00:15:58,803
A STY AND A FEVER BLISTER
AIN'T NOTHIN'
332
00:15:58,839 --> 00:16:00,505
COMPARED TO THE SHAPE
YOU'LL BE IN TOMORROW
333
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,647
AFTER GERALDO
SETTLES YOUR HASH.
334
00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:04,709
- LAVERNE, I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
335
00:16:04,745 --> 00:16:06,811
- OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL
BE TELLIN' GERALDO
336
00:16:06,847 --> 00:16:08,246
WHEN HE GETS YOU
WITH AN UPPERCUT,
337
00:16:08,281 --> 00:16:09,748
THEN A RIGHT,
THEN A LEFT, THEN A RIGHT.
338
00:16:09,783 --> 00:16:11,569
- THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS.
339
00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:24,080
WOOF. MARGARET TRUDEAU?
340
00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:25,991
[knock on door]
341
00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:29,208
- SORRY TO INTERRUPT
YOUR...READING.
342
00:16:30,303 --> 00:16:32,904
LITTLE LARRY LARSON IS HERE,
AND, BOY, IS HE EXCITED.
343
00:16:32,939 --> 00:16:35,407
HE'S DONE A-RID THE THUNDERIN'
CYCLONE THREE TIME.
344
00:16:35,442 --> 00:16:36,908
- THEY LET HIM
ON A THUNDERING CYCLONE?
345
00:16:36,943 --> 00:16:38,343
HOW DID HE GET TALL ENOUGH?
346
00:16:38,378 --> 00:16:40,468
- WELL, YOU'LL JUST
HAVE TO ASK HIM.
347
00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:01,447
- OH, THANK GOD
YOU'RE HERE.
348
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,668
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
349
00:17:03,703 --> 00:17:06,237
- I HAD TO MAKE A LAST MINUTE
WARDROBE SUBSTITUTION.
350
00:17:06,273 --> 00:17:07,609
- GOOD. I WAS AFRAID
YOU WERE GONNA WEAR
351
00:17:07,632 --> 00:17:09,007
THAT DRESS I SAID
WAS TOO LOW-CUT.
352
00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:11,087
- I HAVE HIVES.
353
00:17:11,728 --> 00:17:14,558
- IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS WEARING
A RED BROCADE DICKEY.
354
00:17:15,248 --> 00:17:17,115
- DADDY, PATRICK,
WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY
355
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:18,483
IF I DIDN'T GO
ON THE SHOW WITH YOU?
356
00:17:18,518 --> 00:17:19,651
both: WHAT?
357
00:17:19,686 --> 00:17:21,586
- I DISCUSSED IT
WITH MY THERAPIST,
358
00:17:21,621 --> 00:17:22,887
AND SANDY AND I NOW FEEL
359
00:17:22,923 --> 00:17:24,289
THAT WHILE MY PSYCHE
MIGHT BE READY
360
00:17:24,324 --> 00:17:26,825
TO AIR OUR CONFLICTS,
MY BODY OBVIOUSLY IS NOT.
361
00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:28,359
- WHAT?
- OH, CAROL, COME ON.
362
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,727
YOU CAN DO IT, CAROL.
363
00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:31,529
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
LOOK, WE GO OUT THERE,
364
00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:32,840
WE SIT ON THAT STAGE...
365
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,474
THAT GREAT BIG STAGE.
366
00:17:35,956 --> 00:17:38,357
WITH MILLIONS
OF PEOPLE STARING AT US.
367
00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:41,072
HARRY, I DON'T THINK
I CAN DO THIS EITHER.
368
00:17:41,107 --> 00:17:42,340
- WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALK--
369
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:43,942
- WESTONS, I'M GLAD
TO FINALLY MEET YOU.
370
00:17:43,977 --> 00:17:45,276
I'M ROGER MAXWELL.
371
00:17:45,312 --> 00:17:47,111
YOU'RE GONNA BE ON
IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.
372
00:17:47,147 --> 00:17:49,214
SO LET'S GO OVER YOUR STUFF
ONE MORE TIME, OKAY?
373
00:17:49,249 --> 00:17:52,501
WE HAVE A NEUROTIC,
IMMATURE DAUGHTER. OKAY.
374
00:17:52,669 --> 00:17:55,687
BRINGS HOME
YET ANOTHER LOSER BOYFRIEND.
375
00:17:55,722 --> 00:17:56,855
AH. OKAY.
376
00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:59,157
- HE'S NOT A LOSER.
HE'S AN ARTIST.
377
00:17:59,192 --> 00:18:00,736
- WELL, SEMANTICS.
378
00:18:01,005 --> 00:18:03,194
- AND WHO SAYS ALL MY OTHER
BOYFRIENDS ARE LOSERS?
379
00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:06,030
- OTHER BOYFRIENDS.
THAT WOULD BE THE CHEESE HOST?
380
00:18:06,066 --> 00:18:08,099
- ALL RIGHT.
HE WAS A LOSER.
381
00:18:08,134 --> 00:18:09,567
- WHAT ABOUT THE ONE
YOUR SISTER SHOT?
382
00:18:09,603 --> 00:18:12,217
- OH. THAT WAS
THE UNEMPLOYED CLOWN.
383
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:13,905
I'M FEELING NAUSEOUS.
384
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:16,074
- YEAH. IT SAYS HERE
YOU'RE A PUKER.
385
00:18:16,877 --> 00:18:19,310
- HMM. DOES THAT PAPER
SAY ANYTHING
386
00:18:19,346 --> 00:18:22,963
ABOUT ME PEEING
IN HER FATHER'S CLOSET?
387
00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:25,695
- OH. IT DOES NOW.
- I WAS SLEEPWALKING.
388
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,330
- OKAY. NOW, DAD,
389
00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:29,365
YOU'RE OBSESSED
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER'S SEX LIFE.
390
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,567
- NO, NO, I'M NOT OBSESSED.
391
00:18:31,603 --> 00:18:34,873
JUST DEEPLY INVOLVED.
UM...
392
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,442
NO, NO, JUST KIND
OF INTERESTED.
393
00:18:39,477 --> 00:18:41,377
- FINE. SCOTT.
394
00:18:43,481 --> 00:18:45,815
THIS IS SCOTT, EVERYONE.
YOU FOLLOW HIM TO THE STAGE.
395
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:47,783
- OH, YEAH.
all: EXCUSE ME.
396
00:18:47,819 --> 00:18:50,153
- SCOTT.
- NO, EXCUSE ME.
397
00:18:50,188 --> 00:18:52,488
- JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE.
JUST A MOMENT.
398
00:18:52,524 --> 00:18:54,123
JUST A MINUTE, SCOTT.
399
00:18:54,159 --> 00:18:55,591
- SCOTT, DO YOU HAVE ANY
CALAMINE LOTION?
400
00:18:55,627 --> 00:18:57,059
- I'M TELLING YOU,
I WAS SLEEPWALKING.
401
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,290
HAVEN'T YOU--
402
00:19:01,132 --> 00:19:04,634
- LISTEN, THE STUFF
WE TOLD GERALDO,
403
00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:06,502
I THINK IN OUR EAGERNESS
TO GET ON THE SHOW,
404
00:19:06,538 --> 00:19:08,671
MAYBE WE, YOU KNOW,
MISLED HIM A LITTLE.
405
00:19:08,706 --> 00:19:10,106
- I'M SORRY, DOCTOR WESTON,
406
00:19:10,141 --> 00:19:12,308
BUT I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.
407
00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:13,943
I'M JUST A PAGE.
408
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:17,180
I CAN GET YOU COFFEE.
- GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.
409
00:19:17,215 --> 00:19:19,849
- OH, GOD. OH, GOD.
MY THROAT'S CLOSING UP.
410
00:19:19,884 --> 00:19:21,362
I CAN'T TALK.
411
00:19:21,653 --> 00:19:23,886
- WELL, THEN SHUT UP, 'CAUSE
YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.
412
00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:26,889
- COFFEE
AND A TELEGRAM FOR YOU.
413
00:19:26,925 --> 00:19:28,858
- TELEGRAM?
[Carol wheezes]
414
00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:32,197
"BREAK A LEG BEFORE GERALDO
BREAKS YOURS. LAVERNE."
415
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:36,299
- IN TEN, NINE, EIGHT...
Carol: I CAN'T DO THIS.
416
00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:39,135
- SEVEN, SIX, FIVE...
[retreating footsteps]
417
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:40,636
Patrick: WELL, I'M NOT
IF YOU'RE NOT.
418
00:19:40,672 --> 00:19:42,905
- FOUR, THREE...
- PATRICK, CAROL, GET BACK HERE!
419
00:19:42,941 --> 00:19:44,140
DREYFUSS!
420
00:19:44,175 --> 00:19:47,910
[theme music]
421
00:19:47,946 --> 00:19:51,380
- WELCOME, EVERYBODY.
TODAY, WE ARE LIVE FROM MIAMI.
422
00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:53,449
- [applause]
423
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:03,693
- CHARLEY.
HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
424
00:20:03,728 --> 00:20:05,895
- WELL, BE SURE
TO WAVE SCOTT BON VOYAGE
425
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,261
BEFORE HE LEAVES
ON HIS FREE CRUISE.
426
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,835
- THE FOCUS
OF THIS EDITION OF GERALDO,
427
00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:16,439
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CONCERNS
A GROWING TREND IN OUR SOCIETY,
428
00:20:16,474 --> 00:20:19,275
ADULT CHILDREN WHO CAN'T EVEN
SUPPORT THEMSELVES,
429
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:22,888
YET BRING A LOVER HOME TO LIVE
UNDER THEIR PARENTS' ROOF.
430
00:20:23,314 --> 00:20:27,043
OUR GUESTS TODAY INCLUDE--
WAIT A MINUTE.
431
00:20:27,952 --> 00:20:30,653
I BELIEVE I SEE A REAL LIFE
FAMILY PSYCHODRAMA
432
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,022
GOING ON RIGHT BEFORE
OUR VERY EYES.
433
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,621
HARRY WESTON.
434
00:20:37,228 --> 00:20:38,461
- HUH?
435
00:20:38,496 --> 00:20:40,963
- MEET HARRY WESTON,
PEDIATRICIAN.
436
00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:42,598
A MAN WHOSE ENTIRE
PROFESSIONAL LIFE
437
00:20:42,634 --> 00:20:45,401
HAS BEEN SPENT
IN THE SERVICE OF CHILDREN.
438
00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:48,158
YET WHERE IS YOUR OWN DAUGHTER,
DOCTOR WESTON?
439
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,674
- MY DAUGHTER--PFFT.
440
00:20:51,442 --> 00:20:54,343
- AH, GERALDO.
REMEMBER ME?
441
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,911
I'M HARRY'S NEIGHBOR,
CHARLES DIETZ.
442
00:20:55,947 --> 00:20:57,179
I WITNESSED THE WHOLE THING.
443
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,782
SHE RAN OUT OF HERE
LIKE HER BUTT WAS ON FIRE.
444
00:21:01,124 --> 00:21:04,186
- SHE RAN OUT OF HERE
LIKE HER BUTT WAS ON FIRE.
445
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,589
A GROWN,
ADMITTEDLY IMMATURE WOMAN
446
00:21:06,624 --> 00:21:08,599
FLED FROM HER OWN FATHER
447
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,671
LIKE HER BUTT WAS ON FIRE.
448
00:21:13,331 --> 00:21:15,131
AND THIS, DESPITE
A FIRM COMMITMENT
449
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,354
TO APPEAR
ON THIS LIVE BROADCAST.
450
00:21:19,804 --> 00:21:21,904
WHY, HARRY? WHY?
451
00:21:23,775 --> 00:21:25,179
- DON'T KNOW.
452
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,878
- WHAT DROVE HER AWAY?
453
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,614
WAS IT YOU, YOUR REFUSAL
TO ALLOW HER TO GROW UP?
454
00:21:31,649 --> 00:21:34,627
- NO, NO,
I WISH SHE'D GROW UP.
455
00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:38,120
- IS THAT WHY YOU FORCE HER
AND HER BOYFRIEND
456
00:21:38,156 --> 00:21:41,290
TO HAVE SEX IN THE GARAGE?
[audience gasps]
457
00:21:41,326 --> 00:21:43,626
- I-I-I--
458
00:21:43,661 --> 00:21:46,917
- OR IS IT SIMPLY, SIR,
THAT YOU ARE PREOCCUPIED?
459
00:21:47,198 --> 00:21:49,799
PREOCCUPIED, PERHAPS,
TO THE POINT OF OBSESSION
460
00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:51,167
WITH YOUR OWN DAUGHTER'S
SEX LIFE?
461
00:21:51,202 --> 00:21:52,468
- I...
462
00:21:52,503 --> 00:21:55,237
I CAN--I CAN--I CAN--
I CAN EXPLAIN.
463
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:56,839
- COME TO GRIPS
WITH IT, HARRY.
464
00:21:56,874 --> 00:21:58,941
COME TO GRIPS WITH IT, MAN,
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW,
465
00:21:58,976 --> 00:22:00,609
COME TO GRIPS WITH IT, HARRY.
- WOULD YOU GET THAT MIC--
466
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,019
- OH!
467
00:22:02,413 --> 00:22:05,269
MY NOSE!
HE BROKE MY NOSE!
468
00:22:07,185 --> 00:22:09,685
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. STAND BACK,
PLEASE. I'M A DOCTOR.
469
00:22:09,721 --> 00:22:12,321
- DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH?
470
00:22:12,357 --> 00:22:16,025
- YOU'RE A DOG, HARRY WESTON!
YOU'RE A MURDERING DOG!
471
00:22:28,928 --> 00:22:30,292
- AGH.
472
00:22:31,037 --> 00:22:33,504
- WHOA! COME ON,
PUT 'EM UP, PUT 'EM UP!
473
00:22:33,539 --> 00:22:35,572
- COME ON, LAVERNE.
- COME ON!
474
00:22:35,608 --> 00:22:36,740
PUT UP YOUR DUKES!
PUT UP YOUR DUKES!
475
00:22:36,776 --> 00:22:38,475
WHOA, SHE FLOATS
LIKE A BUTTERFLY,
476
00:22:38,511 --> 00:22:40,210
BUT SHE STINGS LIKE A BEE!
477
00:22:40,246 --> 00:22:42,246
- LAVERNE!
- [indistinct]
478
00:22:42,296 --> 00:22:46,846
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