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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,180 --> 00:00:03,180 - [slurping bite] 2 00:00:06,952 --> 00:00:09,467 [slurping bite] 3 00:00:11,162 --> 00:00:13,062 - CHARLEY, DO YOU MIND? 4 00:00:13,098 --> 00:00:14,664 - NO, GO RIGHT AHEAD. 5 00:00:16,134 --> 00:00:18,568 - DADDY, CHARLEY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED. 6 00:00:18,603 --> 00:00:20,143 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 7 00:00:20,538 --> 00:00:22,905 - DADDY, I'VE JUST COME FROM MY SUPPORT GROUP, 8 00:00:22,941 --> 00:00:25,108 "ADULT CHILDREN OF PERFECTLY FINE PARENTS," 9 00:00:25,143 --> 00:00:26,809 AND THE MOST EXCITING THING-- 10 00:00:26,845 --> 00:00:28,411 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 11 00:00:28,446 --> 00:00:30,513 THERE'S A SUPPORT GROUP FOR PEOPLE 12 00:00:30,548 --> 00:00:32,785 WHO HAD PERFECTLY FINE PARENTS? 13 00:00:33,952 --> 00:00:35,353 - WELL, YES. 14 00:00:35,787 --> 00:00:37,823 WE BEAR A TERRIBLE BURDEN. 15 00:00:38,723 --> 00:00:40,189 IMAGINE BEING THIS SCREWED-UP 16 00:00:40,225 --> 00:00:42,346 WITH NO ONE BUT YOURSELF TO BLAME. 17 00:00:50,735 --> 00:00:52,735 - SORRY I WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU, DEAR. 18 00:00:54,239 --> 00:00:55,471 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DADDY. 19 00:00:55,507 --> 00:00:56,773 IN FACT, IT WORKED OUT JUST FINE, 20 00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:59,340 BECAUSE I GOT THE MOST EXCITING NEWS TONIGHT. 21 00:00:59,411 --> 00:01:02,612 GERALDO RIVERA IS DOING A SERIES OF SHOWS IN MIAMI, 22 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:04,681 AND HE WANTS CERTAIN MEMBERS OF MY GROUP 23 00:01:04,716 --> 00:01:06,683 TO BE ON HIS TALK SHOW, AND, DADDY, THAT'S NOT ALL. 24 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:08,030 DADDY... 25 00:01:08,867 --> 00:01:12,836 YOU TOO HAVE A CHANCE TO APPEAR ON GERALDO. 26 00:01:19,910 --> 00:01:21,245 - NOT ON YOUR LIFE. 27 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,714 - WHY WOULD GERALDO WANT HARRY ANYWAY? 28 00:01:23,749 --> 00:01:27,851 I MEAN, HE'S NOT A NEO-NAZI WIFE-SWAPPING CROSS-DRESSER. 29 00:01:35,961 --> 00:01:38,829 - NO. THAT WOULD BE MR. HETZEL ACROSS THE STREET. 30 00:01:40,165 --> 00:01:42,970 - NOT ALL GERALDO'S SHOWS ARE LIKE THAT. 31 00:01:43,068 --> 00:01:44,839 JUST DURING SWEEPS WEEK. 32 00:01:45,437 --> 00:01:47,104 OUR SHOW WILL BE ABOUT ADULT CHILDREN 33 00:01:47,139 --> 00:01:49,962 WHO LIVE WITH THEIR LOVERS UNDER THEIR PARENTS' ROOF. 34 00:01:53,545 --> 00:01:56,540 - YOU WANT ME TO ADMIT THAT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION? 35 00:01:56,982 --> 00:01:59,416 - DADDY, THINK OF IT AS A PUBLIC SERVICE. 36 00:01:59,451 --> 00:02:01,418 MAYBE OUR EXPERIENCES COULD HELP OTHERS 37 00:02:01,453 --> 00:02:03,053 IN THE SAME SITUATION. - NO, NO, NO, NO. 38 00:02:03,088 --> 00:02:04,755 I KNOW THE WAY THOSE SHOWS WORK. 39 00:02:04,790 --> 00:02:06,290 THEY'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING TO GET YOU ON, 40 00:02:06,325 --> 00:02:07,750 THEN THEY GO FOR THE JUGULAR. 41 00:02:08,447 --> 00:02:10,850 PROBABLY DIG UP THOSE OLD PICTURES OF ME 42 00:02:11,143 --> 00:02:14,231 IN A HULA SKIRT, KISSING A PIG A THE KAPPA KAPPA LUAU. 43 00:02:16,168 --> 00:02:18,368 - I DISCUSSED IT WITH MY THERAPIST, 44 00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:20,304 AND SANDY AND I FEEL 45 00:02:20,339 --> 00:02:21,872 THAT IT MIGHT BE VERY HELPFUL FOR US 46 00:02:21,907 --> 00:02:23,340 TO AIR OUR FATHER-DAUGHTER CONFLICTS 47 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:24,939 ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. 48 00:02:25,627 --> 00:02:27,511 - WHAT FATHER-DAUGHTER CONFLICTS? 49 00:02:27,546 --> 00:02:28,912 - WELL, FOR INSTANCE, 50 00:02:28,947 --> 00:02:31,742 THE FACT THAT YOU WON'T APPEAR WITH ME ON GERALDO. 51 00:02:31,884 --> 00:02:33,116 - SHE'S GOT YOU THERE, HARRY. 52 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:34,451 - PLEASE, DADDY, PLEASE. 53 00:02:34,486 --> 00:02:35,952 - OH, COME ON, HONEY. LOOK, I DON'T KNOW... 54 00:02:35,988 --> 00:02:37,521 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY YES RIGHT NOW. 55 00:02:37,556 --> 00:02:39,189 I MEAN, AT THIS POINT, ANYWAY, ALL WE CAN DO 56 00:02:39,224 --> 00:02:40,357 IS PUT OUR NAMES IN THE HAT. 57 00:02:40,392 --> 00:02:42,256 WE MIGHT NOT EVEN GET PICKED TO DO THE SHOW. 58 00:02:42,590 --> 00:02:44,489 - OKAY, YOU CAN PUT OUR NAMES IN THAT HAT 59 00:02:44,525 --> 00:02:46,291 ALONG WITH ALL THE KOOKS. 60 00:02:46,327 --> 00:02:47,859 BUT I CAN BACK OUT OF THIS. 61 00:02:47,895 --> 00:02:49,869 - YES! THANK YOU, DADDY! 62 00:02:50,388 --> 00:02:52,030 - I'M NOT GONNA GET INVOLVED IN SOME... 63 00:02:52,066 --> 00:02:54,495 HYPED UP TABLOID SMEAR JOB. 64 00:02:55,336 --> 00:02:58,937 - DADDY, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GERALDO. 65 00:03:01,141 --> 00:03:03,008 THE DASHING YOUNG MAVERICK JOURNALIST 66 00:03:03,043 --> 00:03:05,577 WHO BRAVELY EXPOSED THE HORRENDOUS CONDITIONS 67 00:03:05,613 --> 00:03:08,313 OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST MENTAL INSTITUTION. 68 00:03:08,349 --> 00:03:10,515 - SO HE'S THE ONE WHO SET YOU FREE. 69 00:03:17,858 --> 00:03:21,593 - LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE 70 00:03:21,629 --> 00:03:24,930 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 71 00:03:24,965 --> 00:03:29,268 ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS 72 00:03:29,303 --> 00:03:33,405 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 73 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,875 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 74 00:03:36,910 --> 00:03:39,811 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 75 00:03:39,847 --> 00:03:43,582 I'M ALWAYS HERE 76 00:03:43,617 --> 00:03:48,920 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 77 00:03:48,956 --> 00:03:52,924 RAIN OR SHINE, I'LL BE THE ONE 78 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:57,262 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 79 00:03:57,298 --> 00:03:59,298 WE SHARE IT ALL 80 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:04,339 AS LIFE GOES ON 81 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,755 - GOOD MORNING, LAVERNE. 82 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,591 WHAT'S SO INTERESTING? 83 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:23,649 - GERALDO. 84 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,400 SEEIN' AS HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE ON HIS SHOW, 85 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:32,036 I THOUGHT I SHOULD FAMILIARIZE MYSELF WITH HIS BOOK 86 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:34,400 IN ORDER TO MAKE SHARPER WISECRACKS. 87 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:38,209 - WHO SAID I'M GONNA BE ON HIS SHOW? 88 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,777 - OOH, D'YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT THE TIME 89 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:42,438 HE'S IN THE BATHTUB WITH SIX NAKED WOMEN? 90 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:45,216 - I NEVER--HE DID THAT? 91 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:48,252 - SURE PUTS YOUR HULA SKIRT STORY TO SHAME. 92 00:04:49,388 --> 00:04:51,021 - WELL, LAVERNE, YOU CAN PUT AWAY YOUR BOOK 93 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:52,289 AND GET BACK TO WORK 94 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:53,891 BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA BE ON GERALDO. 95 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:56,127 THEY'RE SENDING OVER A SHOW COORDINATOR TO INTERVIEW US, 96 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:57,661 BUT THEY'RE NOT GONNA PICK US. 97 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:58,762 - WHY NOT? 98 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:01,059 - BECAUSE WE'RE NOT LOONEY ENOUGH. 99 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,253 - UH-HUH. 100 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:07,407 SO WHAT YOU GON' WEAR ON THE SHOW? 101 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:09,707 - LAVERNE, EVEN IF THEY DID PICK US, 102 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:11,375 I NEVER AGREED TO DO IT FOR SURE. 103 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:14,245 - I'D GO WITH SOMETHIN' BLUE. IT BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES. 104 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,869 - OH, LAVERNE, PLEASE. 105 00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:18,516 - DOCTOR WESTON, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? 106 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:19,884 - SURE. HI, MRS. LARSON. 107 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:21,121 HI, LARRY. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 108 00:05:21,145 --> 00:05:23,250 - I NEED TO TALK TO YOU, DOCTOR. 109 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:25,389 MAN TO MAN. 110 00:05:26,418 --> 00:05:28,392 - WELL--WELL, PLEASE. COME IN. 111 00:05:31,392 --> 00:05:33,330 SO, HOW'S SCHOOL? 112 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:34,988 - A LIVING HELL. 113 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,708 DOCTOR, DO YOU KNOW HOW AWFUL IT IS 114 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:47,238 TO BE THE SHORTEST KID IN THE SECOND GRADE? 115 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,947 - BUT YOU'RE A FIFTH-GRADER. 116 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:54,109 - MY POINT EXACTLY. 117 00:05:55,896 --> 00:05:57,521 - WELL, HOW CAN I HELP? 118 00:05:57,557 --> 00:05:59,156 - I'M GOING TO THIS PARTY 119 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,858 AT THIS AMUSEMENT PARK ON SATURDAY, 120 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:02,092 AND IF I WANT TO RIDE 121 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:03,994 THE ROLLERCOASTER WITH MY FRIENDS, 122 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,698 I GOTTA BE ABOUT THIS TALL BY THEN. 123 00:06:07,429 --> 00:06:08,799 MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME KIND 124 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:10,838 OF STRETCHING MACHINE IN THE BACK? 125 00:06:11,710 --> 00:06:13,913 - NO, I'M SORRY. - GREAT. 126 00:06:13,944 --> 00:06:16,273 WHILE THE REST OF THE KIDS ARE HURLING THEIR GUTS OUT 127 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,675 ON THE THUNDERING CYCLONE, 128 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:20,578 I'LL BE TOOTING AROUND IN THE BUNNYLAND CHOO-CHOO. 129 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:25,883 - OH. LARRY, LARRY, LARRY. LISTEN. 130 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:27,263 THERE'S NO GUARANTEE. 131 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:29,225 BUT THERE'S ONE THING YOU CAN DO. 132 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:33,057 THINK TALL. YOU WALK TALL. ACT TALL. 133 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:35,292 AND ONE DAY, YOU JUST MAY BE TALL. 134 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:36,493 - REALLY? 135 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:37,795 - WORKS FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE. 136 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,889 - KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR? 137 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,867 - WELL, THERE ARE SOME GENETIC COMPONENTS TO THIS. 138 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,926 - THANKS, DOCTOR WESTON. - SURE. 139 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:47,770 - BYE-BYE. 140 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:50,069 NICE SPEECH THERE, DOCTOR. 141 00:06:50,265 --> 00:06:52,776 YOU KNOW THAT GERALDO WAS A LITTLE RUNT AT THAT AGE, TOO. 142 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:54,878 - WOULD YOU GET OFF THIS GERALDO KICK, PLEASE? 143 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,514 - I JUST THINK YOU OUGHTA KNOW WHAT KIND OF MAN IT IS 144 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:01,252 WHAT'S GONNA WHOOP YOUR BUTT ON NATIONWIDE TELEVISION. 145 00:07:08,710 --> 00:07:11,295 - FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT GONNA BE ON HIS SHOW. 146 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:15,397 SECOND OF ALL, WHY WOULD GERALDO WHOOP ANYTHING OF MINE? 147 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:19,974 - APPARENTLY, HE'S GOT TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE. 148 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,479 HE WHOOPS EVERYBODY. READ HIS BOOK. 149 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:30,037 PAGE 15, A TEENAGE GERALDO WHOOPS HIS BROTHER WILLY. 150 00:07:30,076 --> 00:07:32,016 REASON? UNKNOWN. 151 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:36,453 PAGE 59, HE WHOOPS UP ON THREE YOUNG THUGS. 152 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,656 HE SAYS THEY WAS TRYIN' TO ROB HIS APARTMENT. 153 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:40,757 - GOOD-BYE, LAVERNE. 154 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,926 WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH YOUR READING, 155 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,862 MAYBE YOU'LL GET AROUND DOING A LITTLE NURSING. 156 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,430 - YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME NURSIN' 157 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:48,832 WHEN GERALDO GETS DONE A-WHOOPIN' YOU. 158 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:03,047 - NOW, PATRICK, WHEN MR. MAXWELL GETS HERE... 159 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:05,917 - WHO'S MISTER MAXWELL? - THE MAN FROM GERALDO. 160 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:07,818 I'LL STEER THE CONVERSATION TOWARDS THE ASPECTS 161 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,587 OF OUR LIFE TOGETHER THAT WE WANNA HIGHLIGHT. 162 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:10,755 - I THOUGHT I'D HIGHLIGHT 163 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,423 THE TIME THAT WE RAN INTO MY EX-GIRLFRIEND 164 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,490 AND YOU THREW UP ON HER SHOES. 165 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,229 - WELL, IN THAT CASE, I'LL TELL THEM ABOUT THE TIME 166 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:20,855 YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING AND PEED IN DADDY'S CLOSET. 167 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:23,668 - I'M ONLY DOING THIS 'CAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO. 168 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:25,803 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY TO EMBARRASS ME. 169 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,838 IT'S EMBARRASSING ENOUGH TO BE ON ONE OF THESE SHOWS. 170 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:29,373 IN FACT, I'M EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT 171 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,890 I EVEN WATCH THESE SHOWS. 172 00:08:31,027 --> 00:08:33,544 I MEAN, I WOULD BE EMBARRASSED. 173 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,012 IF I DID WATCH THEM, 174 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,081 WHICH I WOULD NEVER DO, OF COURSE. 175 00:08:37,132 --> 00:08:39,130 - I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYBODY WOULD VOLUNTEER 176 00:08:39,172 --> 00:08:41,072 TO MAKE A FOOL OF THEMSELVES IN A TV TALK SHOW. 177 00:08:41,108 --> 00:08:45,109 - BECAUSE THEY'RE SUCH A SWEET, DARLING, DEVOTED DADDY. 178 00:08:45,152 --> 00:08:46,090 - ARGH! 179 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:47,733 - WELL, I'M GETTING A LITTLE SICK AND TIRED 180 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,126 OF EVERYBODY'S GRUMBLING. 181 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,390 THIS IS A CHANCE TO APPEAR 182 00:08:50,427 --> 00:08:52,457 WITH GERALDO RIVERA, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 183 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,196 - WHOOP-DEE-DO. 184 00:08:56,004 --> 00:08:58,404 - WE'RE NOT TALKING CHUCK WOOLERY HERE. 185 00:08:58,439 --> 00:09:01,107 DID YOU KNOW THAT GERALDO HAS MARCHED WITH CESAR CHAVEZ, 186 00:09:01,142 --> 00:09:02,375 EXPOSED CORRUPTION, 187 00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:04,744 PROVIDED FREE LEGAL COUNSEL TO THE POOR? 188 00:09:04,779 --> 00:09:07,738 AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO APPRECIATES HIM? 189 00:09:08,049 --> 00:09:09,656 - HI, NEIGHBORS. 190 00:09:15,857 --> 00:09:18,157 I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, SO I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY. 191 00:09:18,192 --> 00:09:20,526 - CHARLEY, YOU CANNOT BE ON THE SHOW WITH US. 192 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,123 - BUT I HEART GERALDO. 193 00:09:23,331 --> 00:09:24,697 HE'S MY IDOL. 194 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,532 - SEE? EVEN THE MORON'S IMPRESSED 195 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:27,800 WITH GERALDO'S CRUSADES 196 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,568 TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. 197 00:09:29,604 --> 00:09:31,237 - NO, I'M JUST IMPRESSED WITH HIS CRUSADES 198 00:09:31,272 --> 00:09:33,232 TO MAKE IT WITH THE WORLD. 199 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:37,043 HE'S DONE IT WITH EVERYBODY. - GO. 200 00:09:37,078 --> 00:09:39,145 - COME ON, CHARLEY, I JUST RESTOCKED MY FRIDGE. 201 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:40,746 LET'S GO GET A BEER, HUH? - [bell ringing] 202 00:09:40,782 --> 00:09:44,050 - THAT'S HIM. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, ACT NATURAL. 203 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,330 - ANYBODY EVER TELL Y'ALL YOU LOOK LIKE 204 00:09:58,366 --> 00:10:01,100 THAT PAINTING OF WASHINGTON CROSSIN' THE DELAWARE? 205 00:10:03,204 --> 00:10:06,338 - LAVERNE, I'M AFRAID YOU'VE CAUGHT US AT A RATHER BAD TIME. 206 00:10:06,374 --> 00:10:07,840 - WHY? DID I MISS IT THAT GUY FROM GERALDO? 207 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,141 - WE'RE EXPECTING HIM ANY MINUTE. 208 00:10:09,177 --> 00:10:10,876 - OH GOOD, 'CAUSE I HAVE AN IDEA 209 00:10:10,912 --> 00:10:14,180 I WAN' RUN PAST HIM ON A SHOW ABOUT SOUTHERN NURSES 210 00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:15,948 WHO'S MARRIED TO MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYERS 211 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:18,612 WHO LEFT THEM FOR JAPANESE HUSSIES. 212 00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:21,980 [bell ringing] - [gasps] THERE HE IS. 213 00:10:24,826 --> 00:10:26,616 - HI, ARE YOU THE PINHEADS? 214 00:10:36,994 --> 00:10:39,144 LISTEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT PINHEAD THING. 215 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,931 WRONG SHOW. I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR THE WESTON FAMILY. 216 00:10:41,966 --> 00:10:46,936 - OH, MISTER RIVERA. COME IN. COME IN. 217 00:10:46,971 --> 00:10:49,661 - PLEASE CALL ME "HERALDO". 218 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:53,212 all: "HERALDO." 219 00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:58,440 - UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. MAXWELL? 220 00:10:58,475 --> 00:10:59,975 - YOU KNOW, IT'S A FUNNY THING. 221 00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:02,043 WE WERE FOOLING AROUND IN THE GYM THIS AFTERNOON, 222 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,420 AND...I BROKE HIS NOSE. 223 00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:06,982 ACCIDENTALLY, OF COURSE. 224 00:11:07,017 --> 00:11:09,751 - OH, OF COURSE. [chuckles] 225 00:11:09,787 --> 00:11:12,521 - WELL, BIENVENIDO, GERALDO. 226 00:11:12,556 --> 00:11:15,023 ME LLAMO CAROL WESTON. 227 00:11:15,058 --> 00:11:17,726 Y ESTO ES MI PAPA. 228 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:21,204 - HI. HI, I'M HARRY WESTON. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 229 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,482 [high-pitched] I CAN'T BELIEVE!... 230 00:11:26,238 --> 00:11:27,771 I MEAN, IT'S REALLY YOU! 231 00:11:27,806 --> 00:11:29,821 I MEAN, IT'S RIGHT HERE IN MY HOUSE. 232 00:11:31,744 --> 00:11:33,224 IN PERSON. 233 00:11:35,414 --> 00:11:36,928 YOU LOOK GOOD. 234 00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:41,985 - Y ESTO ES MI VATO. 235 00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:44,254 PATRICK ARCOLA. 236 00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:46,469 - I NEVER MISS YOUR SHOW, MAN! 237 00:11:47,059 --> 00:11:50,316 THAT MANSON FAMILY REUNION WAS WILD. 238 00:11:50,663 --> 00:11:52,229 I LOVED IT WHEN YOU WENT, 239 00:11:52,264 --> 00:11:55,399 "YOU'RE A DOG, CHARLIE MANSON. YOU'RE A MURDERING DOG." 240 00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:56,933 IT WAS GREAT. 241 00:11:56,969 --> 00:11:58,101 - OH, THAT WAS GOOD. 242 00:11:58,137 --> 00:12:01,553 BUT MY FAVORITE WAS--WAS STRIPPERS ON STEROIDS. 243 00:12:03,575 --> 00:12:06,810 - WELL, LISTEN, YOUR SHOWS, THEY'RE GREAT. 244 00:12:06,845 --> 00:12:09,513 - THANKS. YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE THINK I ONLY DO SLEAZE. 245 00:12:09,548 --> 00:12:11,915 all: NO! GET OUT! 246 00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:14,751 - NEVER HEARD SUCH A THING! 247 00:12:14,787 --> 00:12:18,427 - OKAY. IF YOU ONLY DID SLEAZE, WOULD I WATCH? 248 00:12:19,525 --> 00:12:22,259 - AND THIS IS OUR NEIGHBOR, CHARLEY, WHO WAS JUST LEAVING. 249 00:12:22,294 --> 00:12:24,328 MY FATHER'S NURSE, LAVERNE. - [chuckles] 250 00:12:24,363 --> 00:12:26,496 KNOCK, KNOCK. - WHO'S THERE? 251 00:12:26,532 --> 00:12:29,871 - NOBODY. I'M AL CAPONE'S VAULT. 252 00:12:35,307 --> 00:12:38,141 - LAVERNE WAS JUST LEAVING, TOO. 253 00:12:39,445 --> 00:12:42,145 - I LOVE YOUR BOOK. ESPECIALLY PAGE 332. 254 00:12:42,181 --> 00:12:44,114 WHICH IS IN MY PANTS AT THIS VERY MOMENT. 255 00:12:45,651 --> 00:12:47,517 - YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY I EVER WROTE THAT DAMN BOOK. 256 00:12:47,553 --> 00:12:50,987 - BYE-BYE. HEY, DOCTOR, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. 257 00:12:52,825 --> 00:12:54,758 - MR. RIVERA. 258 00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:58,428 PLEASE, COME, SIT. I APOLOGIZE FOR OUR FRIENDS. 259 00:12:58,464 --> 00:13:00,130 SOME PEOPLE SAY SUCH STUPID THINGS 260 00:13:00,165 --> 00:13:03,266 AROUND THE CELEBRITY OF YOUR INCREDIBLE MUSTACHE. 261 00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:05,502 MAGNIFICENCE. 262 00:13:05,537 --> 00:13:07,137 - YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT A PERSON 263 00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:10,108 BY THE FRIENDS THEY MAKE. - [laughing] 264 00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:12,809 NOTHING LIKE THAT, I ASSURE YOU. 265 00:13:12,845 --> 00:13:14,544 - IT'S TOO BAD, WE LIKE QUIRKY TYPES. 266 00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:16,747 - QUIRKY, WE'RE QUIRKY, THAT'S US. 267 00:13:16,782 --> 00:13:17,914 AREN'T WE QUIRKY, PATRICK? 268 00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,950 - OH, YEAH. OH, EXTREMELY QUIRKY. 269 00:13:19,985 --> 00:13:21,418 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HARRY? - OH, SURE. 270 00:13:21,453 --> 00:13:22,652 WHEN PEOPLE SEE US, THEY GO, 271 00:13:22,688 --> 00:13:24,821 "WHOO-HOO, HERE COME THOSE QUIRKY WESTONS." 272 00:13:24,857 --> 00:13:28,859 - PATRICK, TELL GERALDO ABOUT THOSE QUIRKY THINGS YOU DO. 273 00:13:30,696 --> 00:13:33,096 - I PEED IN HARRY'S CLOSET. 274 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:45,909 - YOU PEED IN MY CLOSET? 275 00:13:45,944 --> 00:13:48,695 OH, YOU QUIRKY KID, YOU! 276 00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:51,848 - AND WHAT ABOUT ME, WHAT ABOUT ME? 277 00:13:51,884 --> 00:13:53,216 I'M SO JEALOUS AND INSECURE, 278 00:13:53,252 --> 00:13:55,852 I ACTUALLY VOMITED ON YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S SHOES. 279 00:13:55,888 --> 00:13:58,321 - OH, AND WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME YOU FLIPPED OUT AT THE LIBRARY 280 00:13:58,357 --> 00:13:59,923 AND WOULDN'T COME DOWN OFF THE TOP SHELF. 281 00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:01,525 - OH, YES. VERY QUIRKY STUFF. 282 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,727 OF COURSE, THAT WAS BEFORE I MET MY ARTIST. 283 00:14:03,762 --> 00:14:06,830 YOU SEE, I WAS ONCE IN LOVE WITH A CHEESE HOST. 284 00:14:06,865 --> 00:14:08,999 ISN'T THAT THE ONE THAT YOUR SISTER SHOT? 285 00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:12,282 - NO. THAT WAS THE UNEMPLOYED CLOWN. 286 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,414 - WOUNDED CLOWN. 287 00:14:15,507 --> 00:14:17,407 - IN ALL FAIRNESS, HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SNEAKING 288 00:14:17,443 --> 00:14:19,576 IN CAROL'S BEDROOM WINDOW IF...HEH HEH... 289 00:14:19,611 --> 00:14:21,211 I WEREN'T SO WORRIED ABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE. 290 00:14:21,246 --> 00:14:23,146 - WORRIED? HE'S OBSESSED. 291 00:14:23,182 --> 00:14:25,115 - HE MAKES US HAVE SEX IN THE GARAGE. 292 00:14:25,150 --> 00:14:27,851 - [high pitched rambling] 293 00:14:27,886 --> 00:14:30,253 WELL, THAT MAY SOUND A LITTLE TOO QUIRKY-- 294 00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:31,621 - TERRIFIC. TERRIFIC. 295 00:14:31,657 --> 00:14:34,257 WE TAPE TUESDAY AT 4:00, BUT TRY TO BE THERE BY 2:30. 296 00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:35,826 - ARE YOU PICKING US FOR YOUR SHOW? 297 00:14:35,861 --> 00:14:38,762 - ABSOLUTELY. BY THE WAY, IS THE DOG QUIRKY? 298 00:14:39,832 --> 00:14:42,165 - IS DREYFUSS QUIRKY? 299 00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:43,740 JUST LOOK AT HIM. 300 00:14:45,204 --> 00:14:47,170 - OH, WHAT THE HELL, BRING THE DOG ALONG, TOO. 301 00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:49,959 - GREAT. BYE-BYE. - BYE. 302 00:14:50,409 --> 00:14:53,076 [screaming with joy] 303 00:14:56,181 --> 00:14:58,014 PATRICK. I'VE BEEN PREPARING 304 00:14:58,050 --> 00:15:00,149 MY OPENING REMARKS FOR GERALDO. 305 00:15:01,119 --> 00:15:03,153 AND I WANTED TO ASK YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING. 306 00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:04,521 - WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY WEIRD 307 00:15:04,556 --> 00:15:06,457 THAT YOU'RE SO CALM ABOUT THIS WHOLE GERALDO THING. 308 00:15:06,493 --> 00:15:08,358 USUALLY, YOU GET SO UPTIGHT ABOUT STUFF. 309 00:15:08,393 --> 00:15:09,693 I'M PROUD OF YOU, HONEY. 310 00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:11,009 - WELL, WHAT'S TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT? 311 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,360 - NOTHING, BUT I KNOW HOW YOUR MIND WORKS. 312 00:15:13,699 --> 00:15:15,632 YOU START WORRYING ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS 313 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,734 OF BARING YOUR SOUL IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE... 314 00:15:17,769 --> 00:15:19,002 - POO. 315 00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:20,770 - OBSESSING THAT YOU'LL SAY SOMETHING STUPID 316 00:15:20,806 --> 00:15:22,906 THAT'LL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 317 00:15:22,941 --> 00:15:24,774 - I PLAN TO SAY ONLY BRILLIANT THINGS. 318 00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:26,810 - PLUS, YOU KNOW, THEY SAY THE CAMERA ADDS TEN POUNDS. 319 00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:30,818 - TEN POUNDS? OH, MY GOD. 320 00:15:31,817 --> 00:15:33,939 OH, NO. OH, NO. 321 00:15:33,971 --> 00:15:35,035 - WHAT IS IT? 322 00:15:35,921 --> 00:15:37,053 - IT'S A FEVER BLISTER. 323 00:15:37,089 --> 00:15:38,522 ALL OF A SUDDEN I COULD JUST FEEL IT. 324 00:15:38,557 --> 00:15:40,346 OH, LOOK AT IT. IT'S GROWING RIGHT BEFORE MY VERY EYES. 325 00:15:40,393 --> 00:15:41,432 IT'S HUGE! 326 00:15:41,471 --> 00:15:45,262 - CAROL, I HAVE TO GO, DEAR. GOOD-BYE. 327 00:15:46,326 --> 00:15:48,404 - HOW'S CAROL'S FEVER BLISTER? 328 00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:50,609 - YOU HARDLY NOTICE IT. 329 00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:54,349 THE--THE STY SHE'S DEVELOPED IS SO MUCH BIGGER AND REDDER. 330 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,685 - SHE'S LUCKY. 331 00:15:56,866 --> 00:15:58,803 A STY AND A FEVER BLISTER AIN'T NOTHIN' 332 00:15:58,839 --> 00:16:00,505 COMPARED TO THE SHAPE YOU'LL BE IN TOMORROW 333 00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,647 AFTER GERALDO SETTLES YOUR HASH. 334 00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:04,709 - LAVERNE, I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 335 00:16:04,745 --> 00:16:06,811 - OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL BE TELLIN' GERALDO 336 00:16:06,847 --> 00:16:08,246 WHEN HE GETS YOU WITH AN UPPERCUT, 337 00:16:08,281 --> 00:16:09,748 THEN A RIGHT, THEN A LEFT, THEN A RIGHT. 338 00:16:09,783 --> 00:16:11,569 - THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS. 339 00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:24,080 WOOF. MARGARET TRUDEAU? 340 00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:25,991 [knock on door] 341 00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:29,208 - SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR...READING. 342 00:16:30,303 --> 00:16:32,904 LITTLE LARRY LARSON IS HERE, AND, BOY, IS HE EXCITED. 343 00:16:32,939 --> 00:16:35,407 HE'S DONE A-RID THE THUNDERIN' CYCLONE THREE TIME. 344 00:16:35,442 --> 00:16:36,908 - THEY LET HIM ON A THUNDERING CYCLONE? 345 00:16:36,943 --> 00:16:38,343 HOW DID HE GET TALL ENOUGH? 346 00:16:38,378 --> 00:16:40,468 - WELL, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO ASK HIM. 347 00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:01,447 - OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 348 00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,668 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 349 00:17:03,703 --> 00:17:06,237 - I HAD TO MAKE A LAST MINUTE WARDROBE SUBSTITUTION. 350 00:17:06,273 --> 00:17:07,609 - GOOD. I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GONNA WEAR 351 00:17:07,632 --> 00:17:09,007 THAT DRESS I SAID WAS TOO LOW-CUT. 352 00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:11,087 - I HAVE HIVES. 353 00:17:11,728 --> 00:17:14,558 - IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS WEARING A RED BROCADE DICKEY. 354 00:17:15,248 --> 00:17:17,115 - DADDY, PATRICK, WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY 355 00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:18,483 IF I DIDN'T GO ON THE SHOW WITH YOU? 356 00:17:18,518 --> 00:17:19,651 both: WHAT? 357 00:17:19,686 --> 00:17:21,586 - I DISCUSSED IT WITH MY THERAPIST, 358 00:17:21,621 --> 00:17:22,887 AND SANDY AND I NOW FEEL 359 00:17:22,923 --> 00:17:24,289 THAT WHILE MY PSYCHE MIGHT BE READY 360 00:17:24,324 --> 00:17:26,825 TO AIR OUR CONFLICTS, MY BODY OBVIOUSLY IS NOT. 361 00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:28,359 - WHAT? - OH, CAROL, COME ON. 362 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,727 YOU CAN DO IT, CAROL. 363 00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:31,529 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. LOOK, WE GO OUT THERE, 364 00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:32,840 WE SIT ON THAT STAGE... 365 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,474 THAT GREAT BIG STAGE. 366 00:17:35,956 --> 00:17:38,357 WITH MILLIONS OF PEOPLE STARING AT US. 367 00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:41,072 HARRY, I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS EITHER. 368 00:17:41,107 --> 00:17:42,340 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALK-- 369 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:43,942 - WESTONS, I'M GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 370 00:17:43,977 --> 00:17:45,276 I'M ROGER MAXWELL. 371 00:17:45,312 --> 00:17:47,111 YOU'RE GONNA BE ON IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. 372 00:17:47,147 --> 00:17:49,214 SO LET'S GO OVER YOUR STUFF ONE MORE TIME, OKAY? 373 00:17:49,249 --> 00:17:52,501 WE HAVE A NEUROTIC, IMMATURE DAUGHTER. OKAY. 374 00:17:52,669 --> 00:17:55,687 BRINGS HOME YET ANOTHER LOSER BOYFRIEND. 375 00:17:55,722 --> 00:17:56,855 AH. OKAY. 376 00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:59,157 - HE'S NOT A LOSER. HE'S AN ARTIST. 377 00:17:59,192 --> 00:18:00,736 - WELL, SEMANTICS. 378 00:18:01,005 --> 00:18:03,194 - AND WHO SAYS ALL MY OTHER BOYFRIENDS ARE LOSERS? 379 00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:06,030 - OTHER BOYFRIENDS. THAT WOULD BE THE CHEESE HOST? 380 00:18:06,066 --> 00:18:08,099 - ALL RIGHT. HE WAS A LOSER. 381 00:18:08,134 --> 00:18:09,567 - WHAT ABOUT THE ONE YOUR SISTER SHOT? 382 00:18:09,603 --> 00:18:12,217 - OH. THAT WAS THE UNEMPLOYED CLOWN. 383 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:13,905 I'M FEELING NAUSEOUS. 384 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:16,074 - YEAH. IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE A PUKER. 385 00:18:16,877 --> 00:18:19,310 - HMM. DOES THAT PAPER SAY ANYTHING 386 00:18:19,346 --> 00:18:22,963 ABOUT ME PEEING IN HER FATHER'S CLOSET? 387 00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:25,695 - OH. IT DOES NOW. - I WAS SLEEPWALKING. 388 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,330 - OKAY. NOW, DAD, 389 00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:29,365 YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH YOUR DAUGHTER'S SEX LIFE. 390 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,567 - NO, NO, I'M NOT OBSESSED. 391 00:18:31,603 --> 00:18:34,873 JUST DEEPLY INVOLVED. UM... 392 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,442 NO, NO, JUST KIND OF INTERESTED. 393 00:18:39,477 --> 00:18:41,377 - FINE. SCOTT. 394 00:18:43,481 --> 00:18:45,815 THIS IS SCOTT, EVERYONE. YOU FOLLOW HIM TO THE STAGE. 395 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:47,783 - OH, YEAH. all: EXCUSE ME. 396 00:18:47,819 --> 00:18:50,153 - SCOTT. - NO, EXCUSE ME. 397 00:18:50,188 --> 00:18:52,488 - JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE. JUST A MOMENT. 398 00:18:52,524 --> 00:18:54,123 JUST A MINUTE, SCOTT. 399 00:18:54,159 --> 00:18:55,591 - SCOTT, DO YOU HAVE ANY CALAMINE LOTION? 400 00:18:55,627 --> 00:18:57,059 - I'M TELLING YOU, I WAS SLEEPWALKING. 401 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,290 HAVEN'T YOU-- 402 00:19:01,132 --> 00:19:04,634 - LISTEN, THE STUFF WE TOLD GERALDO, 403 00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:06,502 I THINK IN OUR EAGERNESS TO GET ON THE SHOW, 404 00:19:06,538 --> 00:19:08,671 MAYBE WE, YOU KNOW, MISLED HIM A LITTLE. 405 00:19:08,706 --> 00:19:10,106 - I'M SORRY, DOCTOR WESTON, 406 00:19:10,141 --> 00:19:12,308 BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. 407 00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:13,943 I'M JUST A PAGE. 408 00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:17,180 I CAN GET YOU COFFEE. - GREAT, GREAT, GREAT. 409 00:19:17,215 --> 00:19:19,849 - OH, GOD. OH, GOD. MY THROAT'S CLOSING UP. 410 00:19:19,884 --> 00:19:21,362 I CAN'T TALK. 411 00:19:21,653 --> 00:19:23,886 - WELL, THEN SHUT UP, 'CAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 412 00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:26,889 - COFFEE AND A TELEGRAM FOR YOU. 413 00:19:26,925 --> 00:19:28,858 - TELEGRAM? [Carol wheezes] 414 00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:32,197 "BREAK A LEG BEFORE GERALDO BREAKS YOURS. LAVERNE." 415 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:36,299 - IN TEN, NINE, EIGHT... Carol: I CAN'T DO THIS. 416 00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:39,135 - SEVEN, SIX, FIVE... [retreating footsteps] 417 00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:40,636 Patrick: WELL, I'M NOT IF YOU'RE NOT. 418 00:19:40,672 --> 00:19:42,905 - FOUR, THREE... - PATRICK, CAROL, GET BACK HERE! 419 00:19:42,941 --> 00:19:44,140 DREYFUSS! 420 00:19:44,175 --> 00:19:47,910 [theme music] 421 00:19:47,946 --> 00:19:51,380 - WELCOME, EVERYBODY. TODAY, WE ARE LIVE FROM MIAMI. 422 00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:53,449 - [applause] 423 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:03,693 - CHARLEY. HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 424 00:20:03,728 --> 00:20:05,895 - WELL, BE SURE TO WAVE SCOTT BON VOYAGE 425 00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,261 BEFORE HE LEAVES ON HIS FREE CRUISE. 426 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,835 - THE FOCUS OF THIS EDITION OF GERALDO, 427 00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:16,439 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CONCERNS A GROWING TREND IN OUR SOCIETY, 428 00:20:16,474 --> 00:20:19,275 ADULT CHILDREN WHO CAN'T EVEN SUPPORT THEMSELVES, 429 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:22,888 YET BRING A LOVER HOME TO LIVE UNDER THEIR PARENTS' ROOF. 430 00:20:23,314 --> 00:20:27,043 OUR GUESTS TODAY INCLUDE-- WAIT A MINUTE. 431 00:20:27,952 --> 00:20:30,653 I BELIEVE I SEE A REAL LIFE FAMILY PSYCHODRAMA 432 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,022 GOING ON RIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES. 433 00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,621 HARRY WESTON. 434 00:20:37,228 --> 00:20:38,461 - HUH? 435 00:20:38,496 --> 00:20:40,963 - MEET HARRY WESTON, PEDIATRICIAN. 436 00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:42,598 A MAN WHOSE ENTIRE PROFESSIONAL LIFE 437 00:20:42,634 --> 00:20:45,401 HAS BEEN SPENT IN THE SERVICE OF CHILDREN. 438 00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:48,158 YET WHERE IS YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, DOCTOR WESTON? 439 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,674 - MY DAUGHTER--PFFT. 440 00:20:51,442 --> 00:20:54,343 - AH, GERALDO. REMEMBER ME? 441 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,911 I'M HARRY'S NEIGHBOR, CHARLES DIETZ. 442 00:20:55,947 --> 00:20:57,179 I WITNESSED THE WHOLE THING. 443 00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,782 SHE RAN OUT OF HERE LIKE HER BUTT WAS ON FIRE. 444 00:21:01,124 --> 00:21:04,186 - SHE RAN OUT OF HERE LIKE HER BUTT WAS ON FIRE. 445 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,589 A GROWN, ADMITTEDLY IMMATURE WOMAN 446 00:21:06,624 --> 00:21:08,599 FLED FROM HER OWN FATHER 447 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,671 LIKE HER BUTT WAS ON FIRE. 448 00:21:13,331 --> 00:21:15,131 AND THIS, DESPITE A FIRM COMMITMENT 449 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,354 TO APPEAR ON THIS LIVE BROADCAST. 450 00:21:19,804 --> 00:21:21,904 WHY, HARRY? WHY? 451 00:21:23,775 --> 00:21:25,179 - DON'T KNOW. 452 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,878 - WHAT DROVE HER AWAY? 453 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,614 WAS IT YOU, YOUR REFUSAL TO ALLOW HER TO GROW UP? 454 00:21:31,649 --> 00:21:34,627 - NO, NO, I WISH SHE'D GROW UP. 455 00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:38,120 - IS THAT WHY YOU FORCE HER AND HER BOYFRIEND 456 00:21:38,156 --> 00:21:41,290 TO HAVE SEX IN THE GARAGE? [audience gasps] 457 00:21:41,326 --> 00:21:43,626 - I-I-I-- 458 00:21:43,661 --> 00:21:46,917 - OR IS IT SIMPLY, SIR, THAT YOU ARE PREOCCUPIED? 459 00:21:47,198 --> 00:21:49,799 PREOCCUPIED, PERHAPS, TO THE POINT OF OBSESSION 460 00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:51,167 WITH YOUR OWN DAUGHTER'S SEX LIFE? 461 00:21:51,202 --> 00:21:52,468 - I... 462 00:21:52,503 --> 00:21:55,237 I CAN--I CAN--I CAN-- I CAN EXPLAIN. 463 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:56,839 - COME TO GRIPS WITH IT, HARRY. 464 00:21:56,874 --> 00:21:58,941 COME TO GRIPS WITH IT, MAN, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, 465 00:21:58,976 --> 00:22:00,609 COME TO GRIPS WITH IT, HARRY. - WOULD YOU GET THAT MIC-- 466 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,019 - OH! 467 00:22:02,413 --> 00:22:05,269 MY NOSE! HE BROKE MY NOSE! 468 00:22:07,185 --> 00:22:09,685 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. STAND BACK, PLEASE. I'M A DOCTOR. 469 00:22:09,721 --> 00:22:12,321 - DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH? 470 00:22:12,357 --> 00:22:16,025 - YOU'RE A DOG, HARRY WESTON! YOU'RE A MURDERING DOG! 471 00:22:28,928 --> 00:22:30,292 - AGH. 472 00:22:31,037 --> 00:22:33,504 - WHOA! COME ON, PUT 'EM UP, PUT 'EM UP! 473 00:22:33,539 --> 00:22:35,572 - COME ON, LAVERNE. - COME ON! 474 00:22:35,608 --> 00:22:36,740 PUT UP YOUR DUKES! PUT UP YOUR DUKES! 475 00:22:36,776 --> 00:22:38,475 WHOA, SHE FLOATS LIKE A BUTTERFLY, 476 00:22:38,511 --> 00:22:40,210 BUT SHE STINGS LIKE A BEE! 477 00:22:40,246 --> 00:22:42,246 - LAVERNE! - [indistinct] 478 00:22:42,296 --> 00:22:46,846 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35833

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