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Hey, Jake,
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guess who just called me?
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The Jerky Boys. They're back!
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No. What?
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- No.
- No.
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D.C. Parlov. He's in town for LegendCon,
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and he has a case for us!
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
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Parlov? Didn't he write
those "Skyfire" books?
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I thought he turned out to be a jerk.
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Yeah, but ever since Jake
and I saved his life,
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he's actually been very nice.
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He even sent me a Christmas gift.
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A full-scale replica of
the sword of Opadoma.
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- Unh!
- Why are you so excited?
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You don't care about those stupid books.
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I actually did read all
of them in prison.
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They are the greatest books I've
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ever read, and I've read "Cujo."
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Jake and I really bonded over "Skyfire."
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- Yeah.
- Watch this.
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Favorite moment in the series?
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BOTH: The summoning of Balacastro.
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- Second favorite?
- BOTH: The Scarlet Feast!
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- Third favorite?
- BOTH: When you thought Ka'lar
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had been swallowed by the Norolith,
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but had just switched armor
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with Samling the Betrayer
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in the battle of Vorcastle.
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[LAUGHTER] Fourth favorite?
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Three was plenty. So was zero.
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Okay, I can see that
you're skeptical, Rosa,
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but how about this: come
with us on the case!
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I know you think it's dumb,
but "Skyfire" is actually
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very smart and dark and adult.
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It's not for nerds at all.
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Ooh! On our way there,
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should we sing the elvish hunting song?
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[LAUGHS]
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BOTH: ♪ Sharpen your swords ♪
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♪ And string your bows ♪
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♪ The beasts have gone away ♪
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Whoa, look at this place!
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Ooh, they're selling moss wine.
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I wonder if it's as gross
as the books say it is.
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I can never get into any of this crap.
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I think the reason is
because it's garbage.
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Rosa, I think if you
just gave it a chance,
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you would get hooked.
I mean, what is it that
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you do in your free time that's so cool?
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Fix up old cars and sell
them to celebrities.
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That's why I'm friends with Tom Hardy.
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Right, so we agree that
we're all equally cool.
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Here we go. This is Parlov's panel.
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"Diversity in Fantasy Writing."
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Ooh, the line starts here.
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[APPLAUSE]
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Real diverse diversity panel.
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And, like, people always ask me,
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"Where do you get your ideas?"
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And honestly, Wikipedia.
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I always try to pull from life.
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Queen Tiffany, of
course, was named after
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a lovely hostess that I met
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in Bonita Springs in Florida.
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You know, I've always wanted
to write a book myself,
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but all I know about is cops,
and there are literally
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no more cop stories to tell. Zero.
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- I've actually been writing a novel.
- Wait, what?
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You're writing a book? When? For who?
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For me... for fun.
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Look, I'm not trying to be an author.
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I don't even know how
to go about doing that.
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Parlov! You should show it to Parlov.
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- He could probably get it published.
- No, that's crazy.
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Like, I'm sure it's bad. I
don't want to be embarrassed.
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Terry, you are a great husband,
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father, detective, painter, dancer,
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and you're so jacked you
have muscles on your back.
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Everyone has back muscles, Jake.
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Nuh-huh, my back looks like
the inside of a spoon.
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The point is, you're
great at everything.
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You're probably great at writing, too.
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I am not showing Parlov my book, okay?
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All right.
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Here he comes. Now just drop it.
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Sorry, I hope that wasn't
too tedious for you.
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It was fascinating, especially to Terry.
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- He's a writer, and he wrote a book.
- Would you read it?
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- BOTH: Dude!
- Sure. Love to, absolutely.
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But listen, there's something
I want you to see.
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Come with me, guys, all right?
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- Jake!
- What?
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Terry, you need to believe in yourself,
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like when Morzak answered
the sorceress' riddle!
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She turned him into a tree, Jake.
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Yeah, a tree that became
the handle of Prominius' axe.
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Parlov is so far away already.
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Yeah, good call. Let's go after him.
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[KNOCKS AT DOOR] Hey.
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The desk sergeant said we're hosting
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a forensic sciences course.
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Yes, taught by Dr. Ronald Yee.
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He revolutionized the field
of forensic entomology.
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He is a rock star.
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Oh, please. Rock stars
wish they were he.
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The man can tell how long a
corpse had been decomposing
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just by studying the maggots inside.
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I'd like to see Barbra
Streisand do that.
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I'm not sure Barbra Streisand
counts as a rock star, sir.
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She sings in English. That's rock music.
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Well, it sounds interesting.
Can I sign up?
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[SIGHS] Yes, you can,
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but here's the thing: if
we do well at this course,
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we receive board certification,
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which makes us eligible
to receive a grant
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to open a field lab in the precinct,
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but...
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Eh... but whenever we
have a speaker come in,
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you kind of tend to always
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derail these things
with personal stories.
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That's how I learn.
I relate course material
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to my experiences.
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Subjective learning.
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Millennials.
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I know it's important, so I promise,
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I won't tell any stories,
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though sometimes they do come in handy.
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One time, all the Boyles were in
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this fungus cavern, and this
massive mushroom comes...
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- Charles.
- I am so sorry.
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I slipped right into it. I'll be good.
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This is my room, right over here.
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Listen, I need just a
moment to clean up.
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I had a female visitor in earlier today
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dressed as Concubina.
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She got smears of green body
paint all over everything.
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Everything.
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He was talking about his penis.
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- I know, Jake.
- He pulls, Rosa.
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- He pulls. That's all I'm saying.
- I can't believe you
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- told him about my book.
- I'm sorry, Terry, but now
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D.C. Parlov is going to read what
you wrote! How cool is that?
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- He's pretty cool.
- Right?
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You haven't even told
me what it's about yet.
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Well, it's the story
of a Gorgon warrior...
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- Awesome.
- Who betrays his bloodline...
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- How could he?
- To marry a Cloud Princess...
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- He did it for love.
- Even though
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- their families are at war.
- No! All right,
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no more spoilers. Send it over to me,
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and I'm gonna stay up
all night reading it.
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- It's only 150 pages.
- I'm gonna stay up
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all the next three nights reading it.
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Dr. Yee will be here any minute,
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and we need to make a good impression.
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If you need to cough...
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Cough now.
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[COUGHING OBNOXIOUSLY]
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My God, what if I hadn't said anything?
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Don't worry, I got this.
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Nobody sucks up like a Boyle.
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Our scoliosis allows us
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to bow more deeply than normal people.
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Huh, here's an idea: Santiago
and I will impress him
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with the depth of our
forensic knowledge,
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and you can wow him
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with your stoic, silent demeanor.
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No stories. Understood?
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Stoic. Ah.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Thank you for having
me at the Nine-Nine.
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Sorry I'm late. Just had to deal
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with some family issues.
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Cousins, right?
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Okay, before we get technical,
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let's talk a bit about
the history of blood.
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Does anyone here know any hemophiliacs?
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[WHISPERING] So many...
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Now, they played a vital role
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in the development of modern forensics.
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Them and leeches.
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My cousin Torvald is a hemophiliac,
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and his wife is a leech farmer.
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I say "wife," but it's
a common-law marriage.
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For the longest time,
Boyle wedding ceremonies
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were not recognized in the state.
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- _
- Well, here's the situation:
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somebody stole my laptop,
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which contained the
unpublished manuscript
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of book 13 of "The Skyfire Cycle."
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The person left this note.
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"We have your book.
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"Pay us $500,000 in the next 24 hours
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"or we leak it online.
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"The first five chapters are now up."
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They've been downloaded 85,000 times.
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Well, we should probably
go online and read those
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chapters in case there's
some clues in there,
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and also maybe we'll find out
Qwandor's true parentage?
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- Oh that's already been revealed.
- No, it hasn't. [GASPS]
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BOTH: Unless the prophecy of Dorgon
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is indeed true!
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- But that would mean...
- You seem pretty calm for somebody
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- whose book was just stolen.
- Because I know who took it.
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- Landon Lawson.
- He was on that panel. He writes
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"The Shadowbringer Saga." It's garbage.
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So why would Lawson want
to steal your manuscript?
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We both have books coming out this fall,
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and we have a rather public bet
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about whose is going to sell better.
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I believe he's leaking
my manuscript online
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just to hurt my sales.
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- You should arrest him.
- Well, we're not going to
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do anything until we've
seen all the evidence.
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If this book fails,
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that's the end of "Skyfire."
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Let's go take this son of a bitch down!
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Mr. Lawson? NYPD.
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Let me guess: you're here
about the stolen manuscript?
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So you admit you did it?
Well, that was easy.
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What? No. Someone stole my manuscript,
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and I know who it was:
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D.C. Parlov.
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BOTH: By Zorton's Sword!
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It's the exact same note Parlov got.
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I don't see why anybody would
want to steal your book.
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"The Skyfire Cycle" makes
"The Shadowbringer Saga"
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look like "The BeastWorm Chronicles."
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You see, Rosa, "The
BeastWorm Chronicles"
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are one of the more simplistic...
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- Don't care.
- Yeah.
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You know what? My books
say something, okay?
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I was the only one brave enough
to tackle elf molestation.
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Guys, calm down. You're both victims.
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Now, do you have any enemies in common?
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Let me think about that.
Parlov is my enemy,
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but he's also his own enemy,
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because he's such a boring
and repetitive writer.
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He just keeps killing off characters,
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resurrecting them, and
killing 'em off again.
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Because of the Chrysalis Orb!
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Uh, sorry.
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Police officer, on a case.
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But we will need you to
both generate actual
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lists of people that
might want to hurt you.
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We have 24 hours to
figure this out, but if
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we don't, are you willing
to pay the ransom?
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I'd do anything to get my book back.
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I mean, you understand. You're a writer.
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Do you hear that, Terry?
He called you a writer.
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Terry, did you hear? Terry?
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Well, Terry's broken.
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Write up those lists. We're on the case.
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- _
- Welcome back.
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So today, I want to focus on
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facial reconstruction.
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For over a century,
we used plaster casts
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to help identify decomposed
John and Jane Does.
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We buried my Nana Boyle
at the family farm,
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but because of the soil's
high salt content,
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she turned into jerky. Never mind.
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- Please continue.
- Now, I need one person per group
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to have a plaster cast
made of their head.
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Uh, will he... or she...
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Be able to speak?
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Not while the plaster's on, no.
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- I vote Charles.
- Charles.
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I was gonna vote me, too.
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I mean, I know the plaster
can dry out your skin,
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but as a Boyle, I'm aggressively moist.
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Oop, you gotta close that mouth, Boyle.
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Shh-shh-shh-shh.
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Keep still and quiet.
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Have you been here all night?
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We traded off, and
each slept a few hours
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right here in the break
room, but we got a lead.
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You know Miles Moorgil?
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He wrote "The Nocturine Quartet" novels.
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Well, Moorgil is the only person
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on both Parlov and Lawson's
lists of potential enemies.
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Apparently, they each
slept with his wife.
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How do these guys do so well with women?
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Oh, I'm sorry they don't live up to
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your superficial standards
of male beauty, Rosa.
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I'm kidding. It's because they're rich.
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Moorgil's here for the conference.
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We're gonna go confront him
and get the laptops back.
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Then, maybe, we can see if
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Parlov read my book yet.
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Oh, well, I mean, it's
been less than a day.
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- Maybe don't get your hopes up.
- Don't worry.
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I don't have any expectations.
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- Good.
- I'm gonna be at my phone,
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just in case a publisher calls.
I mean, someone.
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Yeah. Whatever.
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It's fine. My hopes are up.
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All right, buddy.
302
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I couldn't sleep last
night, so I started
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reading Terry's book, and it's terrible.
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I made him show it to Parlov.
He's gonna be humiliated.
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Relax. How bad could it be?
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So bad, and I'm entertained
by everything.
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I once went to a play.
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So what are you gonna do about Parlov?
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- I don't know.
- Don't know what?
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Uh, how to do...
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Sex... good.
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How much should I be
flapping my arms around?
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- Not much.
- Right.
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00:09:56,979 --> 00:09:58,569
Well, that settles that.
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I knew that Amy was wrong. [CHUCKLES]
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00:10:00,573 --> 00:10:02,206
Anyways, let's get back
on the case, right?
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Skyfire Cycle.
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Okay, now that the plaster's dry,
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you'll see why we lubricated the
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subject's face with Vaseline first.
321
00:10:10,048 --> 00:10:12,315
Oh, no, we forgot the lube.
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Charles, can you hear us?
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What do we do?
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Doctor? Uh, what if someone...
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No one in this room, mind you...
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Forgot to lubricate before
applying the plaster?
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00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:25,797
Oh, one of my lab techs
made that mistake once.
328
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It becomes impossible to remove the mask
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without literally skinning
the subject alive.
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It takes five days for the plaster
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to slough off on its own.
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And what became of the lab tech?
333
00:10:33,726 --> 00:10:35,014
Oh, I fired him. It was an
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unacceptable level of incompetence.
335
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,943
Huh, what a satisfying
conclusion to that story.
336
00:10:38,978 --> 00:10:40,178
- Boyle!
- [MUFFLED] Mm.
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A mistake was made and we
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00:10:41,376 --> 00:10:42,712
can't remove your mask yet.
339
00:10:42,718 --> 00:10:44,348
We're gonna leave you in here...
340
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Until after the class is over,
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00:10:45,852 --> 00:10:47,585
because if Dr. Yee sees you like this,
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we can kiss our certification good-bye.
343
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[MUFFLED PROTEST]
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I'm sorry, Boyle,
345
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but Hitchcock and Scully
346
00:10:53,493 --> 00:10:54,692
will be here with you.
347
00:10:54,727 --> 00:10:57,309
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
348
00:10:57,315 --> 00:10:58,863
I don't know, Captain.
He seems pretty upset.
349
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- Hold on.
- [MUFFLED] Mm!
350
00:11:03,803 --> 00:11:05,503
Look how happy he is now.
351
00:11:05,538 --> 00:11:07,271
[MUFFLED GROANING]
352
00:11:07,307 --> 00:11:08,739
Yes, you're welcome, Boyle.
353
00:11:08,775 --> 00:11:10,374
I don't understand.
354
00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:12,410
Why do you think I would
steal those laptops?
355
00:11:12,445 --> 00:11:14,378
Parlov and Lawson are your rivals.
356
00:11:14,414 --> 00:11:15,880
You're jealous of their success.
357
00:11:15,915 --> 00:11:17,648
And of course, you have
a personal motive.
358
00:11:17,684 --> 00:11:19,892
You hate them for
sleeping with your wife.
359
00:11:19,898 --> 00:11:22,588
- What? They slept with my wife?
- And you didn't know.
360
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:23,619
[LAUGHS]
361
00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:25,356
Well, this is awkward. We
should probably just go.
362
00:11:25,391 --> 00:11:26,657
- Jessica!
- She's here.
363
00:11:26,693 --> 00:11:28,459
- That's wonderful.
- Yes, sweets?
364
00:11:28,495 --> 00:11:29,931
Did you sleep with D.C.
365
00:11:29,937 --> 00:11:31,623
Parlov and Landon Lawson?
366
00:11:32,398 --> 00:11:34,332
- Uh...
- Why would you do that?
367
00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:36,208
You've ruined our marriage.
You've ruined it!
368
00:11:36,214 --> 00:11:37,337
You know, this seems like a
369
00:11:37,343 --> 00:11:38,674
conversation for just you two,
370
00:11:38,705 --> 00:11:40,238
so... oop, here comes a child.
371
00:11:40,273 --> 00:11:41,519
Mommy? Daddy?
372
00:11:41,525 --> 00:11:43,341
Are you getting divorced?
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Are they getting divorced?
374
00:11:45,232 --> 00:11:47,512
BOTH: Uh...
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00:11:47,547 --> 00:11:48,913
Oof.
376
00:11:48,948 --> 00:11:50,281
Okay, that was a rough 70 minutes.
377
00:11:50,316 --> 00:11:52,717
- Yeah, but...
- That kid looked exactly like Parlov?
378
00:11:52,752 --> 00:11:53,784
100%.
379
00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:55,386
BOTH: Oh...
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00:11:55,421 --> 00:11:57,321
Anyways, that was our last lead,
381
00:11:57,357 --> 00:11:59,757
so looks like we're back
at the Nil Caverns.
382
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:02,810
- Did you just say the Nil Caverns?
- Hm?
383
00:12:02,816 --> 00:12:04,923
- Like, from my book?
- Uh, yep.
384
00:12:04,929 --> 00:12:06,140
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I did,
385
00:12:06,146 --> 00:12:07,436
because you told me about them
386
00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:08,863
when you were explaining the plot.
387
00:12:08,869 --> 00:12:10,501
I didn't, but that's because I wanted
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00:12:10,507 --> 00:12:12,050
the Nil Caverns to be a surprise.
389
00:12:12,705 --> 00:12:14,639
Why didn't you tell me
you read my book, Jake?
390
00:12:14,674 --> 00:12:16,173
- Uh...
- Oh, no.
391
00:12:16,209 --> 00:12:17,341
- You hated it.
- What?
392
00:12:17,377 --> 00:12:19,877
Terry, no, I didn't hate it.
393
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,306
- I liked tons of parts.
- Name one.
394
00:12:22,312 --> 00:12:24,749
Name one part you liked, Jake.
395
00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:27,218
- The map?
- I didn't draw that!
396
00:12:27,253 --> 00:12:28,653
It was a map of the Chesapeake Bay
397
00:12:28,688 --> 00:12:30,288
with the names slightly changed!
398
00:12:30,323 --> 00:12:32,790
[GASPS] Oh, my God.
399
00:12:32,825 --> 00:12:34,692
You made me show Parlov.
400
00:12:34,727 --> 00:12:37,543
You humiliated me in front of my hero!
401
00:12:38,298 --> 00:12:40,264
Sarge, I'm sorry.
402
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,499
Look, I didn't just like the map.
403
00:12:41,534 --> 00:12:42,800
I also liked...
404
00:12:42,835 --> 00:12:44,454
the spaces between the words!
405
00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:45,759
That's not helpful.
406
00:12:47,209 --> 00:12:48,636
You guys got a million dollars
407
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,115
together on 24 hours' notice?
408
00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:52,035
Yeah, I had to liquidate my Bitcoins.
409
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,380
Oh, really?
410
00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:55,053
I would've thought you'd
be flushed with cash
411
00:12:55,059 --> 00:12:56,904
from the "Skyfire" TV series.
412
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,075
Oh, wait, that's right.
413
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,544
The CW passed.
414
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,479
How's the "Shadowbringer"
film coming along?
415
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,381
Howie Long still playing both twins?
416
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,800
All right. Let's go over the plan.
417
00:13:04,806 --> 00:13:07,318
Okay, there's a potted tree on
the east side of the lobby.
418
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,120
They said to leave the
briefcase behind that.
419
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,055
If someone grabs it,
Rosa, Peralta, and I
420
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,490
will converge. We'll be positioned
421
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,103
around the room in disguise.
422
00:13:14,109 --> 00:13:16,059
It's not gonna work. I
don't own a nerd costume.
423
00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:19,205
Oh, but Rosa, you are
already wearing one.
424
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,812
You naturally dress like
the female bounty hunter
425
00:13:21,818 --> 00:13:23,531
in every steampunk novel.
426
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:27,172
Look. All you need are welding goggles.
427
00:13:27,178 --> 00:13:28,474
Damn it.
428
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,074
I have welding goggles in the car.
429
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,109
Shall we to battle?
430
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,070
♪ Mask on, mask on ♪
431
00:13:35,076 --> 00:13:36,438
♪ Mask, mask on ♪
432
00:13:36,444 --> 00:13:38,482
♪ Got your mask on, mask on ♪
433
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,219
♪ Represent, yeah, gotta represent ♪
434
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,940
To solve that problem, we would
435
00:13:42,946 --> 00:13:44,522
use fluid dynamic analysis.
436
00:13:44,528 --> 00:13:47,262
That is exactly right. Well done.
437
00:13:47,501 --> 00:13:48,900
Where's your friend?
438
00:13:48,906 --> 00:13:50,384
Shouldn't he be here for
the plaster removal?
439
00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:52,422
Something came up, so he
had to remove the mask,
440
00:13:52,428 --> 00:13:54,895
which came off quite
easily, and run out.
441
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,334
It was urgent police business.
442
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,902
Bunch of kids are being held hostage,
443
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,136
so he had to go deal with that.
444
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,223
Oh, well, if you need to leave
to provide him with backup...
445
00:14:01,229 --> 00:14:02,659
- No, it's a teachable moment.
- The children
446
00:14:02,665 --> 00:14:04,225
- can handle themselves.
- Captain Holt?
447
00:14:04,249 --> 00:14:05,590
Your husband's on the phone.
448
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:07,128
He wants to know how long
449
00:14:07,164 --> 00:14:09,008
you're going to kiss for tonight?
450
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:12,148
Would you excuse us for one moment?
451
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,461
Your husband didn't really call.
452
00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:15,900
I wasn't sure what gay guys talk about
453
00:14:15,906 --> 00:14:17,320
on the phone. How'd I do?
454
00:14:17,326 --> 00:14:18,895
Scully, what do you want?
455
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,472
We were watching Charles, like you said,
456
00:14:20,478 --> 00:14:22,859
but both of us had to go to
the bathroom really bad.
457
00:14:22,865 --> 00:14:24,431
Ugh. Where's Charles?
458
00:14:24,466 --> 00:14:26,363
- We have no idea.
- BOTH: What?
459
00:14:26,492 --> 00:14:28,339
- Terry, do you copy?
- I copy.
460
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:31,090
- Seriously? You're still mad at me?
- All I said was "I copy."
461
00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:33,315
Yeah, but you had a tone. Just admit it.
462
00:14:33,321 --> 00:14:35,138
- Let it go, Jake.
- No, he's right.
463
00:14:35,144 --> 00:14:36,258
Terry had a tone.
464
00:14:36,264 --> 00:14:38,512
- Terry had a big-time tone.
- Don't worry.
465
00:14:38,547 --> 00:14:40,013
I bet he hasn't even read your book yet.
466
00:14:40,049 --> 00:14:42,104
It's been two hours. I'm almost
at the front of this line.
467
00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:44,308
I don't even know who I'm
waiting to take a picture with.
468
00:14:44,356 --> 00:14:46,222
"Bran Stark?" Pass.
469
00:14:46,228 --> 00:14:49,129
Okay, he's just the three-eyed raven.
470
00:14:49,135 --> 00:14:50,935
Here we go, here we go. We got action.
471
00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:52,841
He dresses just like you, Jake.
Is that someone popular?
472
00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:54,653
Yes, Rosa, it's Ka'lar.
473
00:14:54,688 --> 00:14:57,055
17th of his name, sworn
knight of the Queen's Crown,
474
00:14:57,091 --> 00:14:58,536
the Daybreaker, the rightful heir to...
475
00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:00,269
All right. You can just say "Ka'lar."
476
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,290
Uh, then how will you know which
Ka'lar I'm talking about?
477
00:15:02,296 --> 00:15:03,628
It's a very common name in "Skyfire."
478
00:15:03,664 --> 00:15:05,097
It's like their John.
479
00:15:05,132 --> 00:15:07,099
He's going for the briefcase.
480
00:15:07,134 --> 00:15:08,715
Okay, let's go.
481
00:15:08,721 --> 00:15:10,168
Don't make your move
until you're close to him.
482
00:15:10,204 --> 00:15:11,970
There's too many civilians.
483
00:15:12,005 --> 00:15:14,272
[TENSE MUSIC]
484
00:15:14,308 --> 00:15:16,908
Wait, why are there so many Ka'lars?
485
00:15:16,944 --> 00:15:18,503
Costume contest just ended.
486
00:15:18,509 --> 00:15:20,712
That's why he waited until
now to pick up the money.
487
00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:22,314
I lost him. Which one is it?
488
00:15:22,349 --> 00:15:23,748
It's the one headed toward
the service elevator.
489
00:15:23,784 --> 00:15:25,050
Hey! Freeze!
490
00:15:25,085 --> 00:15:26,490
NYPD. Let me see your hands.
491
00:15:26,496 --> 00:15:28,086
What's going on?
492
00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:30,594
Doesn't have the briefcase.
I got the wrong Ka'lar.
493
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,224
- I have eyes on him.
- Take him down!
494
00:15:32,259 --> 00:15:34,059
[GRUNTS]
495
00:15:34,094 --> 00:15:36,785
Wrong Ka'lar...
496
00:15:37,264 --> 00:15:39,631
Boyle's not in the interrogation room.
497
00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:41,266
He couldn't have gotten far.
He can't see.
498
00:15:41,301 --> 00:15:43,201
You can go a long way
on muscle memory alone.
499
00:15:43,237 --> 00:15:44,803
One time, I sleepwalked
500
00:15:44,838 --> 00:15:47,213
- to the M&M's store in Times Square.
- [LOUD BANGING] Oh, oh!
501
00:15:47,219 --> 00:15:49,016
Stairwell.
502
00:15:49,526 --> 00:15:51,593
- Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
- I'm okay.
503
00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:54,045
It's okay. [SCREAMS] Sorry, stranger.
504
00:15:54,081 --> 00:15:55,680
I just can't see anything at all,
505
00:15:55,716 --> 00:15:57,616
and it's really scary being touched.
506
00:15:57,651 --> 00:15:59,117
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
507
00:15:59,153 --> 00:16:00,752
Just return me to the 99th precinct.
508
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:02,287
Boyle, it's us.
509
00:16:02,322 --> 00:16:04,156
Where were you going?
Why would you leave
510
00:16:04,191 --> 00:16:05,924
that windowless supply
closet we locked you in?
511
00:16:05,959 --> 00:16:08,193
Ah, yes, hearing it, I understand why.
512
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,828
I was trying to get to the locker room
513
00:16:09,863 --> 00:16:11,229
to steam the mask off in the shower
514
00:16:11,265 --> 00:16:13,298
so you guys could still get certified.
515
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,475
Wait.
516
00:16:14,481 --> 00:16:16,415
You were trying to help us?
517
00:16:16,421 --> 00:16:18,303
Even though you'll be stuck
in this mask for five days?
518
00:16:18,338 --> 00:16:19,792
Five days?
519
00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:21,935
Well, I know how important
the course was to you.
520
00:16:22,276 --> 00:16:23,975
It's not.
521
00:16:24,011 --> 00:16:26,077
- Not anymore.
- [SCREAMS]
522
00:16:26,113 --> 00:16:27,779
I'm so sorry.
523
00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:30,215
I just cannot see at all.
524
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,616
I can't believe it!
525
00:16:31,652 --> 00:16:33,718
Now I'm out $1/2 million!
526
00:16:33,754 --> 00:16:35,187
What am I supposed to do now?
527
00:16:35,222 --> 00:16:37,022
Write another "Compendium of Beasts"?
528
00:16:37,057 --> 00:16:38,890
Do you have any idea how hard it is
529
00:16:38,926 --> 00:16:42,594
to find enough interns to
slap that crap together?
530
00:16:42,629 --> 00:16:43,806
God!
531
00:16:43,812 --> 00:16:45,096
Don't worry about him.
532
00:16:45,132 --> 00:16:46,998
At least we got to stop that thief
533
00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:48,833
from releasing any more chapters.
534
00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:50,369
All we're out is some
money, plus I've got
535
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,908
insurance, so I'm going
to get it all back.
536
00:16:51,939 --> 00:16:53,198
By the way, Detective Jeffords,
537
00:16:53,204 --> 00:16:54,353
while we were waiting,
538
00:16:54,359 --> 00:16:56,007
I had an opportunity to
read your manuscript.
539
00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:58,043
Oh, don't worry about that.
540
00:16:58,078 --> 00:16:59,878
It's a work in progress.
541
00:16:59,913 --> 00:17:01,279
Has a lot of changes I...
542
00:17:01,315 --> 00:17:03,048
No, no, no, it was great. Truly.
543
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,150
Fantastic. I mean, it
was so fresh, you know?
544
00:17:05,185 --> 00:17:07,052
It had a really unique point of view.
545
00:17:07,087 --> 00:17:08,753
I sent it on to my publishers.
546
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,528
Thank you for allowing me to read it.
547
00:17:10,534 --> 00:17:11,756
And I want to thank you all
548
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,725
for your hard, hard work on this case.
549
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,126
Appreciate it.
550
00:17:15,162 --> 00:17:16,695
[BREATHING EXCITEDLY]
551
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:18,230
Ooh, did you hear that?
552
00:17:18,265 --> 00:17:19,631
He loved it.
553
00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:22,033
D.C. Parlov loved my writing!
554
00:17:22,069 --> 00:17:23,635
You were wrong!
555
00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:25,637
And being wrong never felt so right.
556
00:17:25,672 --> 00:17:27,801
Oh, that sounded cool. Did
I just make up a hit song?
557
00:17:27,807 --> 00:17:29,908
♪ Being wrong never felt so right ♪
558
00:17:29,943 --> 00:17:32,077
♪ With the Addams Family
staying up all night ♪
559
00:17:32,112 --> 00:17:33,645
Yep, I was right. It's a hit.
560
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,976
I gotta go call Sharon!
561
00:17:34,982 --> 00:17:37,011
All righty. Well,
congratulations, Sarge!
562
00:17:37,017 --> 00:17:38,283
And don't forget about us
563
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,884
when you become a famous author.
564
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,853
Terry's writing sucks.
Parlov is lying to him.
565
00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:44,556
- What? Why?
- I don't know.
566
00:17:44,591 --> 00:17:46,291
He's buttering him up...
567
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,193
because Lawson and Parlov
568
00:17:48,228 --> 00:17:50,562
stole their own books!
569
00:17:50,597 --> 00:17:51,830
♪ Well, they stole their own books ♪
570
00:17:51,865 --> 00:17:52,998
♪ It's plain to see ♪
571
00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:54,199
♪ But who's on the case ♪
572
00:17:54,234 --> 00:17:56,151
♪ The Addams Family ♪
573
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,478
♪ Terry is Gomez, I'm Cousin It ♪
574
00:17:59,676 --> 00:18:01,209
♪ You are Wednesday, let's do this ♪
575
00:18:01,244 --> 00:18:02,878
Okay, we should go.
576
00:18:03,538 --> 00:18:05,382
Why do you think these
guys are in it together?
577
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,121
They hate each other. They spent an hour
578
00:18:07,156 --> 00:18:08,851
arguing over the name of the
dragon in "The Hobbit."
579
00:18:08,857 --> 00:18:10,323
- "Smog."
- "Smowg."
580
00:18:10,358 --> 00:18:12,091
- Smog!
- Smowg!
581
00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:13,793
- [YELLING] Smog!
- [YELLING] Smowg!
582
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,870
It's "Smowg," by the way...
583
00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:18,577
Point Lawson... but yes,
they're mortal enemies,
584
00:18:18,612 --> 00:18:20,011
which is why they think
we'll never suspect them
585
00:18:20,047 --> 00:18:21,346
of being in cahoots.
586
00:18:21,381 --> 00:18:22,948
Oh, but they cahooted, Rosa.
587
00:18:22,983 --> 00:18:25,450
They cahooted all over us.
588
00:18:25,486 --> 00:18:26,952
Gross. Why'd they leak their chapters?
589
00:18:26,987 --> 00:18:28,651
To get people excited, like when Carly
590
00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:29,932
Rae Jepsen puts out an amazing single,
591
00:18:29,938 --> 00:18:32,047
and you have to wait six weeks
for the album to come out.
592
00:18:32,053 --> 00:18:33,377
She's great. I'm not apologizing.
593
00:18:33,383 --> 00:18:35,356
So Parlov contacted
Terry because he knows
594
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,247
Sarge is a super-fan and
can be manipulated.
595
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,640
Yes, he's been giving Terry
presents since last year.
596
00:18:39,646 --> 00:18:40,836
And Terry's novel gave Parlov
597
00:18:40,842 --> 00:18:42,272
another chance to manipulate him.
598
00:18:42,278 --> 00:18:43,386
Unless...
599
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,655
is it possible Parlov actually
likes Sarge's writing?
600
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,657
Read the first sentence.
601
00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:49,890
- Yep, Parlov did it.
- Very much so.
602
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,663
Gah! Now I have to tell Sarge
603
00:18:51,669 --> 00:18:53,803
that his fantasy novel stinks.
604
00:18:53,838 --> 00:18:56,605
This is the hardest part of being a cop.
605
00:18:56,641 --> 00:18:58,874
Now, there are issues with RFLP testing,
606
00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:01,010
as there are with every
technique, but...
607
00:19:01,045 --> 00:19:02,778
Captain, I thought you said
608
00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:04,680
your friend removed his mask and left.
609
00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:06,749
I forgot to lube up his face.
610
00:19:06,784 --> 00:19:08,751
We failed to listen to the instructions.
611
00:19:08,786 --> 00:19:10,468
That is incredibly careless.
612
00:19:10,474 --> 00:19:12,058
I know, and it means we won't receive
613
00:19:12,064 --> 00:19:13,989
our certification, and
I'm okay with that.
614
00:19:14,025 --> 00:19:16,025
- Unless my honesty...
- No, it's off the table.
615
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:19,929
- And I'm okay with that.
- Well, anyway, RFLP testing
616
00:19:19,964 --> 00:19:21,897
was designed to localize
genetic disorders, and it...
617
00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:24,724
Ooh, my cousin Donna
has a genetic disorder
618
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,702
where her lips were made of cartilage,
619
00:19:26,737 --> 00:19:28,771
meaning her mouth is technically a beak.
620
00:19:28,806 --> 00:19:30,439
I don't see how that
pertains to anything...
621
00:19:30,475 --> 00:19:31,941
No, let him talk. I want to hear it.
622
00:19:31,976 --> 00:19:33,976
Boyle, tell us about your cousin's beak.
623
00:19:34,011 --> 00:19:36,011
Well, she runs marathons
624
00:19:36,047 --> 00:19:37,718
to raise money for other people
625
00:19:37,724 --> 00:19:39,286
afflicted with "bird-face."
626
00:19:39,317 --> 00:19:40,483
There are only two of them.
627
00:19:40,518 --> 00:19:42,785
- They're her kids.
- Oh, Sarge!
628
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:44,223
Funny seeing you here.
629
00:19:44,229 --> 00:19:45,855
Oh, that reminds me.
630
00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,756
I have to tell you something.
What was it?
631
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:49,024
Out with it, Peralta.
632
00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:50,726
Okay, fine. Here it goes.
633
00:19:50,761 --> 00:19:52,795
- I think that...
- Parlov hated my book.
634
00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:55,464
He only said he liked it
so I wouldn't figure out
635
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,700
he and Lawson stole
their own manuscripts.
636
00:19:57,735 --> 00:19:59,584
- You figured it out.
- Well, I had a gut feeling,
637
00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:00,707
so I went digging.
638
00:20:00,713 --> 00:20:02,734
I got a warrant for
Parlov's browser history.
639
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:04,773
He searched "how to liquidate Bitcoins"
640
00:20:04,779 --> 00:20:06,679
three days before the
laptops were stolen.
641
00:20:06,685 --> 00:20:08,677
Man, I bet that browser
history was a nightmare, huh?
642
00:20:08,713 --> 00:20:10,354
- Oh, you have no idea.
- Yeah.
643
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,481
Anyway, I questioned them,
and they confessed.
644
00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:13,983
I can't go to prison, okay?
645
00:20:14,018 --> 00:20:16,352
I know I seem tough, but I'm not.
646
00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:17,946
- I went to Bennington.
- Ew.
647
00:20:17,952 --> 00:20:19,889
I'm sorry Parlov didn't like your book.
648
00:20:19,924 --> 00:20:21,524
And I didn't. And also Rosa.
649
00:20:21,559 --> 00:20:23,425
- Why did I add that?
- No, it's okay.
650
00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:25,732
At least I won't waste any more
time trying to be a writer.
651
00:20:25,738 --> 00:20:27,371
Wait, let me ask you a question.
652
00:20:27,524 --> 00:20:29,331
Are you a better cop now
than when you started?
653
00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:31,567
- Nope.
- Wasn't talking to you.
654
00:20:31,602 --> 00:20:33,936
Yeah. I look back at my old cases
655
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,804
and I can't believe how long
656
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,244
- it took me to figure things out.
- Yeah, but you worked on it,
657
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,708
and you kept working, and now,
658
00:20:39,744 --> 00:20:41,911
12 to 40 years later...
659
00:20:41,946 --> 00:20:43,546
I don't have a good sense of your age...
660
00:20:43,581 --> 00:20:45,314
You're a great cop who
got a "gut feeling"
661
00:20:45,349 --> 00:20:46,815
and solved a huge case.
662
00:20:46,851 --> 00:20:48,584
So you think I should keep writing?
663
00:20:48,619 --> 00:20:50,486
I mean, you might not become
a huge famous author,
664
00:20:50,521 --> 00:20:51,987
but you'll get better,
665
00:20:52,023 --> 00:20:54,221
and if it makes you happy,
it can't be that bad.
666
00:20:54,227 --> 00:20:56,321
Sheryl Crow, she's great.
I won't apologize.
667
00:20:56,327 --> 00:20:57,960
And who knows? Claire Essalgorn
668
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,695
didn't start writing the
first "Crimson Portal" novel
669
00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,797
until she was 60.
670
00:21:01,832 --> 00:21:03,933
I started reading it because
the character looks like me.
671
00:21:03,968 --> 00:21:06,001
I kept reading it because it's so good!
672
00:21:06,037 --> 00:21:08,337
Rosa, you did get hooked, you big nerd!
673
00:21:08,372 --> 00:21:09,605
This heroine is my heroin.
674
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,440
Oh, such a dweebus. I love it!
675
00:21:11,475 --> 00:21:13,809
Speaking of which, Parlov's
laptop is in evidence.
676
00:21:13,844 --> 00:21:15,474
Want to go read the new "Skyfire" book?
677
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,012
Oh, I don't know.
678
00:21:17,048 --> 00:21:18,981
I mean, he's such a bad guy.
679
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,716
Do we even like his books anymore?
680
00:21:20,751 --> 00:21:22,685
[CHUCKLES]
681
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:23,852
BOTH: ♪ Sharpen your swords ♪
682
00:21:23,888 --> 00:21:25,382
♪ And string your bows ♪
683
00:21:25,388 --> 00:21:27,158
♪ ♪
684
00:21:27,164 --> 00:21:30,172
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