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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
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B-b-b-b-baskets the clown!
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[Cheers, applause]
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I'm a diabetic.
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I gotta face facts.
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Dale: It's time to grow up, okay?
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You need a real j-o-b, and that spells job.
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Christine: I am so proud
of you for getting that job.
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And you look happier, too.
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Martha told me that you found out about
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our little, uh, sex romp in the van.
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Dale, are you, um,
putting out a sex vibe?
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Maybe a little bit. Sure.
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- Martha: Yes, that's good, Dale.
- Dale: Yeah!
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She was my friend first.
You stay away from her.
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You know what? I'm movin'
in with you and mama.
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It's gonna be so good
to have you home, Dale.
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Gonna have to close up shop,
shut the rodeo down.
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Chip: I'm a clown, I need this place.
What am I gonna do?
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Eddie: Oh, hell, you'll be a clown
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whether this place is here or not.
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I did not see the box of socks,
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but I'll take your word for it.
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- If you could just sign right here.
- I gotta go.
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Oh. We could have your wife sign.
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That is not my wife. That is my mother.
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Sorry about that.
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Why does that always happen to me?
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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- That's me, by the way.
- Thank you.
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[Engine starts]
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[Tires squealing]
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[Doorbell rings]
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- Hello.
- Oh, hey, um, is Mrs. Baskets home?
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I wanted to drop something off for her.
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Christine: Martha, I'm here.
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- Oh.
- We haven't seen Chip, sweetie.
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- Come on in.
- Okay. Well...
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You just missed Dale, though.
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Oh, well, that's okay.
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Martha, get in here.
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I'm doing a family wall.
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- Hi, Mrs. Baskets.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Look at these. Look at this.
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Look at this. Do you see me?
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Wow, that's a great sweater
set that you're wearing.
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Well, it's right in the
garage if you ever want it.
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- Well...
- You know, I saved all my clothes.
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- Oh, really?
- Is that a crazy thing?
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I don't know. I thought, well,
what if I have twin girls?
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And that's my brother,
Jim. He's a nice kid.
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And that's my mom. How about her?
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- Wasn't she something?
- She looks great.
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Look at her, what a looker she was.
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Here's my father. [Raspberry]
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- Oh.
- [Chuckles] I'm just kidding.
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No, but I thought I'd put
this up. What do you think?
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- Yeah, that would go...
- Oh.
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- Look at Cody and Logan.
- Wow.
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- I got it off their Facebook.
- Is that like an ad?
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I don't know what it is. It's
so pretty, though, isn't it?
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Listen, Mrs. Baskets, I know it's
only been a couple of weeks...
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Yes.
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But I made a missing
flier for Chip at work.
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- A missing flier?
- Yeah, I'm worried.
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Lost! God, where'd you get that picture?
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I got it off the Internet.
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Yeah, what, most wanted?
I can't believe you did this.
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I'm really worried about him,
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and I thought if I put these up...
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Martha, don't worry about this.
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This is what kids do.
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They try to get your attention.
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And Chip is a master at that.
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When he was a kid, he would
go down to the Parsons.
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He would hide in their
boat, of all things.
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He's okay.
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Have you checked their boat?
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No, and I'm not gonna check
their boat. He'll show up.
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I'm sure right now Chip is
having the time of his life.
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[Radio static]
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[Dog barking]
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[Birds chirping]
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[Train whistle blows]
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Hot. It's hot.
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[Train whistle blows]
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[Wheels squealing]
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[Dog barking]
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[Panting]
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[Barking]
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[Sighing]
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[Fire crackling]
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[Chugging]
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[Bell jingling]
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Okay, that will be $15.87.
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Wow. For this?
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Yes.
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- Nothing's on sale?
- No.
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Okay.
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[Clattering]
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Sometimes they get in the crevices.
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That's it.
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[Muttering] Okay, uh...
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One more time with the price.
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$15.87.
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Still. Okay. I think
I'll just take this.
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How much is just this?
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Ow!
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Ow!
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[Brakes screeching]
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What are you doing here?
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I'm trying to get some sleep.
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Could you turn that off, please?
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No, Pal, you're trespassing.
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This train is private property.
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You can't be here.
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It's okay, I'm a hobo.
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Enough games. Boys.
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[Screaming]
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[Train whistle blows]
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[Chugging]
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- Oh, God!
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey... Uh-oh. Whoa!
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Hey, man, relax. Hey!
Hey, hey, dude, relax.
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Morpheus.
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Look, this dude, Morpheus,
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he stitched you up, man.
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Uh, you want some water?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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We boiled it, it's clean.
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- It's clean?
- Yeah, go ahead.
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It's potable.
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It tastes like a foot.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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You know, I used dental
floss on your stitches.
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Peppermint.
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I was wondering what that smell was.
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Thank you.
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Morpheus. This dude is,
like, on another level, man.
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He'll show you these YouTube
videos that'll just...
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They'll change your life.
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Um, you know, we found this
guy last week in Portland,
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and they really beat
the shit out of him.
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You gotta be careful.
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Who beat the shit... they
beat the shit out of him?
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Oh, no, these guys are my friends.
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This is Tank, Mouse, Cipher.
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Mouse, what you cookin' tonight?
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- Burrito bowls.
- Oh, my man is a sick chef.
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This dude, like, used
to work at Chipotle,
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so his... oh, his
burrito bowls are dank.
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Oh, cool. I'm an Arby's man.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, I worked at Arby's.
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- Good for you.
- Yeah.
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Arby's, not corporate
but one of their stores.
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We've got the meats.
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Yeah, so we all come from, like,
pretty weird situations, but...
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- Really.
- We got rain.
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Better sit tight.
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[Flute]
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Hey.
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How are those Noodles?
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So good.
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This stuff's good 'til 2021.
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Yo, Noodles, I, uh, made
you a burrito bowl.
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Thank you very much.
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All right, come on. Let's go.
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Good luck on your
journeys there, Noodles.
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Yeah, if you find an Aloe Vera plant,
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rub it on your shoulder.
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Take care.
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Where are you guys going?
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South. Rain's coming.
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It sucks out here without a tarp.
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Well, maybe I can go with you,
maybe I can join your troupe.
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Hey, Morpheus.
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Noodles wants to come with us.
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What's that, Noodles?
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I just... maybe I could
join you guys, you know.
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This family survives
because we each contribute.
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There's no freeloading.
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Well, I don't have any practical skills.
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None. That's why I'm out here.
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My IQ is iffy. At best.
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I went to France to
study to become a clown.
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But I don't think clowns
are needed as much,
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since the world has become so clownish.
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This is it. This is
all I got. Just me.
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Hey, hey. Come here.
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Welcome home.
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He's a clown!
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- [Laughing]
- Yeah.
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Maybe there was a reason we found you.
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[Chuckling]
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Everybody has such nice teeth.
[Laughing]
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Now, up the hill. Let's go.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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All donations are
appreciated at the freak show.
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Let's hear it for the
lovely Cipher, and Tank.
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[Applause]
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So get that garbage out of your pocket,
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and put it in the garbage box.
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We'll decide just how much it's worth.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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Mouse is going to do something
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that only five people
in the world can do.
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Tell me that isn't worth more than
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the stuff they sell you
at the Dollar Store, right?
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Look at this.
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Oh, look at that sword in his mouth.
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- Oh.
- [Applause]
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Come on. Yeah! Give me
that money. Thank you.
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What else you gonna do with that money?
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Okay. Yeah, that's almost our cue.
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- Are you nervous?
- A bit.
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That's totally normal.
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Performing on the street
is like it's own animal.
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Like, when I first did
it, I was so nervous,
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but just... If you follow me...
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... by Trinity and our
newest member, Noodles.
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- Whoo!
- [Applause]
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Noodles. Noodles.
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No. Back.
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I go our there,
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- just watch what I do.
- Okay.
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[Whistle blowing]
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[Laughter, applause]
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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- [Laughter]
- Sorry, everybody,
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it's Noodles' first day.
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Sorry, everybody, this
is Noodles' first day.
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[Laughter]
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- What's wrong?
- What are you doing?
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- What do you...
- I said I would come out,
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and then you would follow me.
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That's exactly what I was trying to do.
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- You promised...
- No, I...
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Need that.
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Okay, this is, uh...
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[humming]
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[Laughter]
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Hey, everybody, I'm Noodles.
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[Laughter]
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- [Laughter] - Noodles,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Donations, please,
please, for the clown.
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For the clown.
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- Come on, one more time!
- [Laughter]
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- You're crazy.
- [Laughing]
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[Applause]
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259
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[Train whistle blows]
260
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Yeah, goodnight.
261
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- Dude, sick show.
- Oh, you, too.
262
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Hey, Noodles, can I
talk to you for a sec?
263
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- What's that?
- Can I talk to you?
264
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Yeah.
265
00:15:17,472 --> 00:15:18,938
Cool, so, yeah.
266
00:15:18,974 --> 00:15:24,077
Uh, I wanted to ask you,
like, what your plans are.
267
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My plans?
268
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I don't know, I'm just
along for the ride.
269
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You know, here to check out the scenery.
270
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Like a tourist?
271
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No. Okay?
272
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Yeah, so like I noticed that you've
been carrying around the soup ladle.
273
00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:40,492
Yeah.
274
00:15:40,527 --> 00:15:42,061
Morpheus gave me this.
275
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No big deal.
276
00:15:43,764 --> 00:15:46,398
So it is a big deal.
It's like an honor, man.
277
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:49,001
Like, that is what puts
the lentils into the cup.
278
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I used to carry that,
and now, obviously, you do.
279
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- You can have it if you want.
- No, I don't want it like that.
280
00:15:55,909 --> 00:15:59,143
I only became a clown so
that I could, like, have a...
281
00:15:59,179 --> 00:16:01,545
Like, a part in this freak
family or whatever,
282
00:16:01,581 --> 00:16:03,681
and now, like, you came
along and, like, whatever man,
283
00:16:03,717 --> 00:16:05,883
you're the better clown. You
get all the laughs, so it's like...
284
00:16:05,919 --> 00:16:07,618
- Trinity, Trinity...
- You know, just...
285
00:16:07,653 --> 00:16:11,021
I get all the laughs because
you're the straight man.
286
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I'm a bisexual woman.
287
00:16:14,426 --> 00:16:16,927
I meant in the vaudevillian...
In the vaudevillian sense.
288
00:16:16,962 --> 00:16:19,429
Okay, I'm sorry, like, I didn't
go to no fancy ass, like,
289
00:16:19,464 --> 00:16:20,731
- clown boarding school...
- Trinity.
290
00:16:20,766 --> 00:16:22,799
So, I'm a street clown, so maybe, like,
291
00:16:22,835 --> 00:16:24,734
lower your language for me or whatever.
292
00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:27,970
Why don't you go write your like,
little "I hop trains" article
293
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for The Wall Street Journal, man,
294
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and just, like, get out of my life.
295
00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:40,409
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay, it's okay.
296
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Uh...
297
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Um...
298
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I like you, I do,
299
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and where I come from, the rodeo,
300
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clowns, we work together, right?
301
00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:04,805
All right.
302
00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:06,706
That's okay.
303
00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:18,651
Oh, okay, okay. I think
you have the wrong idea.
304
00:17:18,686 --> 00:17:20,787
You're confused for my body.
305
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,488
- It's okay.
- No.
306
00:17:22,523 --> 00:17:24,123
I'm okay. You're not okay,
307
00:17:24,159 --> 00:17:26,793
'cause you're missin' out on all...
308
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:29,595
Of this, titties. Good ones.
309
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,499
Goodnight, lady boy.
310
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If it means anything to you, I have a...
311
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Terrible physique.
312
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Hey, everyone.
313
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Gather around.
314
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:57,009
Got a little over 70 bucks here.
315
00:17:57,044 --> 00:17:59,444
And, uh, I think in large
part it's due to Noodles.
316
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,446
- Yeah, Noodles.
- Hell, yeah, Noodles.
317
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So I think we should celebrate,
318
00:18:03,984 --> 00:18:05,651
- and get some snacks.
- Oh, yes.
319
00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:08,687
Snacks? We need to get a tarp.
320
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,572
Rain's coming. We could die
if we don't have shelter.
321
00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:13,924
I don't think it's up to you, Trinity.
322
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,026
What do you think, Noodles?
323
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,661
- Well...
- Snacks or tarp?
324
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:20,264
- I'd love some Pringles but...
- Oh, man.
325
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,932
- We could get... we could get nachos.
- All right.
326
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,368
Like, I've been here
way longer than him,
327
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,571
but I get it. I know
when I'm not wanted, so...
328
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,274
You guys all set? Goodbye forever.
329
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,441
Trin, come on, just
calm down, all right?
330
00:18:32,477 --> 00:18:35,111
Look, we get some snacks,
you'll be smiling again.
331
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,279
- You know that.
- Trin.
332
00:18:36,314 --> 00:18:37,714
Trin, don't freak out.
333
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:40,650
Ahh! Shut up! You sound like my pastor.
334
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,786
Like, "oh, Trinity, how ya doin'?"
335
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,088
"Like, why don't you
just, like, calm down."
336
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:47,256
Like, sorry, dude, I'm not
some lobotomized robot,
337
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,623
like, I can't turn it off and on.
338
00:18:48,659 --> 00:18:50,592
I think I'm awesome.
Obviously, you don't.
339
00:18:50,627 --> 00:18:52,561
How can you leave this
family? Don't leave.
340
00:18:52,596 --> 00:18:55,463
[Screaming]
341
00:18:55,499 --> 00:18:58,433
You look so stupid.
342
00:18:59,855 --> 00:19:02,237
You have no idea who these people are.
343
00:19:05,641 --> 00:19:08,209
Sorry you don't find me attractive.
344
00:19:09,045 --> 00:19:10,111
Goodbye.
345
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,904
Dude, just let her go. She's feral.
346
00:19:14,907 --> 00:19:17,318
A lot of people out here,
they're just quitters.
347
00:19:17,353 --> 00:19:18,419
You know?
348
00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,782
It's raining.
349
00:19:22,902 --> 00:19:24,257
We gotta go.
350
00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:31,998
Yeah, there's newspapers
all over the lawn.
351
00:19:32,034 --> 00:19:34,634
No lights on. I think
somebody's on vacation.
352
00:19:34,669 --> 00:19:36,803
I'm gonna go in. Wish me luck.
353
00:19:40,797 --> 00:19:44,744
On the snack run, just get me
some Werther's Originals, okay?
354
00:19:44,779 --> 00:19:46,311
[Glass breaking]
355
00:19:46,347 --> 00:19:48,513
Or some beef jerky. Love beef jerky.
356
00:19:50,484 --> 00:19:52,218
Come on.
357
00:19:52,253 --> 00:19:54,153
- Go, go, go.
- Go where?
358
00:19:55,308 --> 00:19:56,917
Watch your step.
359
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,606
Go, go, go.
360
00:19:59,726 --> 00:20:01,826
Welcome home, assholes.
361
00:20:03,730 --> 00:20:05,730
[Indistinct chatter]
362
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,168
Uh... [Laughs]
363
00:20:10,203 --> 00:20:12,070
What happens when
these people come home?
364
00:20:12,105 --> 00:20:13,771
Uh, we'll be long gone.
365
00:20:13,806 --> 00:20:16,240
State Farm home
insurance will clean it up.
366
00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:18,575
[Laughter]
367
00:20:18,610 --> 00:20:21,544
What with Trinity, did you...
did you sleep with her?
368
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:24,681
- Is that the...
- What? No.
369
00:20:24,716 --> 00:20:26,784
I'm old enough to be her ancestor.
370
00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:31,069
Well, you missed your
shot, 'cause she is like...
371
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:32,621
What do you mean, she's like...
372
00:20:32,657 --> 00:20:33,656
We were just friends.
373
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,291
She freaked out.
374
00:20:35,326 --> 00:20:37,559
Well, I feel bad about
how things worked out.
375
00:20:37,595 --> 00:20:39,128
I feel like it's my fault.
376
00:20:39,164 --> 00:20:40,696
[Laughing]
377
00:20:40,731 --> 00:20:42,498
- [Banging]
- Man: Hands up, assholes!
378
00:20:44,669 --> 00:20:47,535
- Snack time.
- Whoa.
379
00:20:47,570 --> 00:20:50,839
- [Laughing]
- Daddy first. Come here.
380
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:51,807
Look at all these goodies I scored.
381
00:20:51,842 --> 00:20:53,741
Something for everyone.
382
00:20:53,777 --> 00:20:55,877
- Hey.
- Yeah.
383
00:20:55,913 --> 00:20:57,578
- What is that?
- Snacks.
384
00:20:57,614 --> 00:20:59,347
Let me see it.
385
00:20:59,382 --> 00:21:01,850
[Overlapping dialog]
386
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,618
- Hey!
- That one, okay?
387
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:04,718
Here were go.
388
00:21:07,656 --> 00:21:09,857
Guys, don't do heroin.
389
00:21:09,892 --> 00:21:11,558
It's heroin, right?
390
00:21:11,593 --> 00:21:12,860
Or is it an EpiPen?
391
00:21:12,895 --> 00:21:15,129
Noodles, you're gonna love this, okay?
392
00:21:15,164 --> 00:21:16,663
The first time is the best.
393
00:21:27,514 --> 00:21:29,342
[Exhales]
394
00:21:29,377 --> 00:21:31,211
Okay, that ain't no EpiPen.
395
00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:32,712
That ain't no EpiPen.
396
00:21:38,719 --> 00:21:41,720
397
00:21:54,634 --> 00:21:55,666
Chip.
398
00:21:58,238 --> 00:21:59,237
Chip!
399
00:22:07,613 --> 00:22:08,645
Chip.
400
00:22:09,615 --> 00:22:10,647
Chip.
401
00:22:13,485 --> 00:22:14,550
Chip!
402
00:22:21,726 --> 00:22:23,593
You know, I think I'm gonna take off.
403
00:22:23,628 --> 00:22:25,869
- What?
- Yeah, I think I'm gonna take off.
404
00:22:25,989 --> 00:22:28,631
Turns out I'm more of a tarp guy
405
00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:30,366
than I am a snacks guy, okay?
406
00:22:30,401 --> 00:22:32,868
Wait, no, Noodles. Get the needle, man.
407
00:22:32,904 --> 00:22:35,337
It's comin' around again.
408
00:22:35,373 --> 00:22:37,006
Yeah.
409
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:38,607
Noodles doesn't do needles.
410
00:22:41,045 --> 00:22:42,611
Wait.
411
00:22:51,593 --> 00:22:55,125
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