All language subtitles for Baskets s01e09.eng

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- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.

Uh, how could I tell if I have diabetes?

[Toilet flushes]

Have you been excessively tired lately?

Not really. I don't think so.

- No?
- Do I look diabetic?

No. You don't look at all...

Ma.

[Beeping]

Uh, how about frequent urination?

Well, how frequent?

- Is frequent?
- Yeah.

- Hey, Martha?
- Yeah.

Can you stay here while
I go grab something?

Okay. Do you want me to get it?

- I got it.
- Okay.

So how many times are
you urinating a day?

Like 12 1/2.

Aujourd'hui,

le monde a les yeux de la tortue !

Oh, a turtle.

- It's a turtle.
- Of course.

Tu as un cerveau, Monsieur ?

[Laughter]

Okay, okay, okay.

Vous pratiquez pour lundi, vous et votre
tortue va marcher autour de la ville.

Il est n?cessaire de bouge lentement.
Comme ?a, vous regardez tout... tout !

Ah! Oh!

Le ciel, ah ! Les arbres, oh !

[Crunch]

Oh, my god.

[Applause]

Ah-ba-ba-ba-ba.

Vous avez un permis pour jouer ici ?

Uh, pardon ?

Il est o? votre permis
l? ? Faites voir.

- Uh, my friend...
- Oui, visiblement il y a pas de permis l?.

Ton permis ?

I'm... I'm sorry?

Your permit.

Oh, permit. No, I'm freelance.

I don't need a permit.

Non, il conna?t pas
les r?gles fran?aises !

Laisse tomber ! Non, laisse tomber.

I don't need a permit.

Qu'est-ce qui se passe ?

Mais vous pouvez pas faire
?a, nan mais ?a va pas !

You stay. You stay here.

[Chatter]

I demand to go to my embassy!

Where are we going? I
don't know you people!

- Ah!
- Ooh!

[Laughing]

Cheers.

- Sant?.
- Sant?.

Voil?.

[Chatter]

[Speaking French]

[Sputtering]

[Laughing]

Whoo!

[Laughing]

[No audible dialogue]

[Honk honk honk]

[Penelope singing in French]

[Speaking French]

Whoo!

Woman: Whoo!

[Applause]

[Speaking French]

I got to say that was so...

Penelope, Penelope.

[Speaking French]

- Quoi ?
- Oui, oui, votre p?re.

[Speaking French]

- Excuse me, miss.
- Oh, no.

- Miss?
- No.

- Excuse me, miss.
- Ohh.

Let me guess.

You want to hang out with me,

meet me, talk about my father,

know his shoe size, blood group,

and just, uh, be with him for some time

or play in his band?
Oh. That's what you want:

Play in his band. You a musician?

I'm so sorry. I don't
understand what you mean.

I'm not my father.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know anything about your father.

My father. You're holding his record.

This your father? This guy?

Yes.

I don't know anything about that guy.

Who cares about that guy?
I came to talk to you.

I wanted to know who you are.

I saw you singing, and
I wanted to meet you.

Okay.

What are you called?

Chip.

Chip?

Like a birdie? Cheep-cheep?

Yeah.

Chip Basket.

Chip Basket.

Okay, I'm Penelope.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Take my guitar.

Okay.

[Laughing] Okay.

What do you do in Paris?

Do you know who Bozo is?

Bozo.

[Applause]

Mesdames et Messieurs, le
vainqueur du prix Maurice Chevalier,

pour sa contribution ?
la culture fran?aise :

Monsieur Jean Eber.

[Applause]

Got us drinks.

Thank you.

Okay.

Thank you for bringing me here.

Thank you for coming.

[Sigh] You're the only person I know

who's not licking my father ass.

[Singing continues]

No, I won't be licking
your father's buttocks.

- Man: Whoo!
- [Applause]

[Speaking French]

That's why I really want
to leave France, Basket.

It's all so boring.

- Penelope!
- No.

Penelope, ch?rie, s'il
te pla?t ! Viens ici !

Mais oui, tu te souviens de
Monsieur Fournier, n'est-ce pas ?

Exactement, oui.

- Vous vous souvenez de ma fille ?
- Mais tr?s bien ! Tr?s tr?s bien !

Oh, oui.

- Voil? !
- ?a va ?

?a va tr?s bien, merci.

[Clatter]

Qu'est-ce que c'est ?a ?

Uh...

C'est qui ?

[Glass crunches underfoot]

[Clink]

Qu'est-ce que c'est ?a ?

Je suis vraiment d?sol?, hein !

Mais c'est quoi ?a, c'est qui ce type ?

C'est mon ami, papa.

C'est ma nouvelle
vie. Qui m'attend.

Bravo!

Bravo [Laughing]

Ah, wonderful.

Opah!

Oprah!

Je sais pas ce qu'elle a...
Elle a un peu trop bu...

Tu m'as vraiment embarass?
ce soir, tu sais ?

C'est toi qui m'embarasse, papa.

Ah franchement ! Et pourquoi,
moi je t'ai embarass? comment ?

Tu es path?tique ! Path?tique !

Qu'es-ce qu'elle me
raconte comme b?tise ?

Et dis moi, c'est qui cet imb?cile qui
est assis et qui m'as ruin? ma soir?e ?

C'est ne pas un
imb?cile. ?a c'est Chip.

?tudie ? l'acad?mie de clown.

Ah. Chip, le clown.

Tr?s bien.

Right here, yep.

You probably don't know who I am, huh?

Uh, that's not true.

You're the dad, right?

I will tell you who I am.

I am a man who had a talent, yes,

and with that talent I was smart.

I worked very hard. I made money

with what I was good at

for my children.

Do you understand,
Chip, le clown?

- You understand?
- Yes, sir, thank you. Yes.

Nice. Now, uh, let me ask you this.

My daughter...

You think my daughter,

she... she... she has talent?

I think your daughter is

the most talented person I've ever met.

I agree with you.

But the problem, she
does nothing with it.

Um, example. I make an appointment

to have an arrangement and recording.

No way. She does not show up.

I offer her to sing with my band.

Sorry. He is always
to egotistic, you know?

Heavy. Don't you feel
nauseated by his discussion?

My French is not as
strong, so I didn't pick up

on a lot of the last
part of all that stuff.

We were speaking English, but, uh...

It's my fault. I should
not have helped you.

Now you never know what
it means to work hard.

You go around with your guitar,

but you know that I pay for your house,

for your clothing, and for your dinner.

Huh? This is not real.

You're not a bohemian.
You're a touriste.

A touriste de la ville.

You're like a little lion
raised in a... in a zoo.

You can't go in the jungle.

You have no idea what's out there.

You will always run
back to the zookeeper,

to Dada.

Non mais...

?a va merde !

C'est pas possible.

C'est pas possible.

Is this, uh, French roast?

[Slurp]

Good evening.

Next.

Yes, I'm looking for a French baguette.

We don't do French
baguettes. We do hoagies.

Do you want a hoagie bread?

Uh...

6-inch or foot-long?

Which one is longer?

Well, the 6-inch is like this,

and the foot-long is like...

Oh, yeah. Double in
size. That makes sense.

And then we have our
6-foot party hoagie.

Oh. Okay, uh, can I get
2 feet of that, please?

2 feet?

Yeah, 2 feet of the
party hoagie, please.

Uh, you have to get all 6 feet, sir.

Well, maybe you just
give me 2 feet of it,

and you can have the rest of the 4 feet.

I'm not allowed to
take gifts from clients.

[Sigh]

And I already have two strikes.

Okay, fine.

Just give me the least complicated sub,

- a ham sub.
- 6-foot ham sandwich.

Okay, that comes with a squirt.

What do you mean, comes with a squirt?

We have the Italian squirt,
the jalape?o squirt,

the Parmesan oregano squirt,
the roasted garlic squirt,

the limited time yellow squirt,

limited time seasonal pumpkin squirt,

lo-cal squirt, soy squirt,
or our secret surprise squirt.

[Sigh]

I'll try the limited time
yellow squirt, please.

That's nice.

Can I get a pound and
a half of that, please?

Sir, can we give him a pound and a half

of the yellow squirt?

Oh, I thought that was
going to be my third strike.

Where's my food?

I need a, uh, cheap... ring

for...

Engagement to...

Wedding.

Sir, your carrot.

Oh, thank you, yes. Wonderful.

Listen, I wanted to talk
to you about something,

and I think it's...

[Sigh]

Oh, no, no. No, Chips.

Oh, please, no. Oh,
it is so embarrassing.

Will you marry me?

Ohh.

Just marry me, please.

You and I can have a wonderful life.

If you'll go back with me and marry me,

you'll make me the
happiest man in... in...

Back where?

Bakersfield, California.

Okay. I'll marry you.

Okay, look.

You must understand I don't love you,

but, uh, I want to get out.

I want to go to America and
get green card, you know?

Are you okay with that? Then I come.

Thank you.

You've made me so happy.

[Chuckling]

Should we have a...

Maybe a romantic kiss
or anything like that?

A what?

A romantic kiss.

No, maybe not.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just wait. Good idea.

So thank you for the...

For the ring.

Oh, thank you. Thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

I wish I could kiss you, but we'll wait.

You're so happy. [Chuckling] It's cute.

Should we go get
something to eat for you?

You didn't have anything.

I had a carrot. It's fine.

Oh, I take you to a nice place, okay?

- Okay.
- Yes.

This is a mistake, you know.

What do you mean? It's
just goat cheese and bread.

It's good.

No, the marriage is a bad mistake.

Uh...

What?

I mean...

I know why I'm doing this.

Do you know?

I want paper for America, you know?

But you, uh, what exactly do you want?

What do you mean?

Because I love you.

I know you're head over
heel in love with me,

but it's a bad beginning.

And bad beginning
always have bad ending.

I know about bad beginnings.

My brother,

his umbilical cord was
wrapped around my neck

when we were born.

You know what I mean?

My dad...

He slipped and fell off a bridge,

and he died.

It made my mom really sad.

You know.

It's probably why I became a clown.

I was trying to cheer her up...

Dancing around, you know,

so she wouldn't cry all the time.

I'm not worried about this bad beginning

because this bad beginning, look at it.

I'm sitting in Paris
with the most beautiful

woman in the world...

Who just told me she would marry me.

I'm going to disappoint you, Chips.

This is good bread.

This is really good bread.

Martha: Hey, Chip. Are you hungry?

I got some food: Nuggets and fries.

Yeah, I'll have a fry.

I asked for waffle fries,
but they look like criss-cut.

Probably the same thing, maybe.

Well, not if you know fries.

You know fries, huh?

Room D's in V-tach.

- Um, page Dr. Rhines for me.
- Calling code.

That's my mom's room.

Code blue, CCUD.

I need a crash cart!

Mom!

[Nurse shouting]

[Monitor beeps, flatlines]

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