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Penelope went back to
France. She left me.
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- I'm sorry.
- Hello?
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She doesn't understand
a sensitive boy like you,
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but I do, and I'm not gonna leave you.
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You did not scary me off, okay?
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- Well, what was it, then, what? I mean...
- It was your mother.
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I'm not as simple as
you think I am, dear.
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Take me to my mother's, please.
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Well, your mom shouldn't
have done that, Chip,
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but maybe it'll turn out to
be for the best, you know?
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When my ex-fianc? left, I
was really upset at first,
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but then it turned out I had
a lot more space in the closet,
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so it kind of worked out.
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Yeah, well, we didn't share a closet,
so your analogy doesn't make any sense.
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Get off me.
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Well, your mom probably just did it
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'cause she cares about you.
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Martha, do me a favor.
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Never care about me, please.
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Oh. Maniac!
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This is my granddaughter.
Isn't she beautiful?
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Let me see that.
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She's 21 already. I can't believe it.
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My Cody is dating a 21-year-old.
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Oh!
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- Yeah.
- And how's Chip?
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A little birdie told me he got married.
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Christine, you can tell us.
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Well, they parted ways recently.
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Oh, that's so, so sad.
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- Oh, it was mutual.
- Oh.
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And Chip is better off for it.
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Poor Chip. I mean, first his
father falls off a bridge,
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and now his wife falls
out of the marriage.
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My goodness, that's very sad.
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Well, girls. Who's ready for dessert?
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Oh, me.
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- Everything just looks so good.
- I know, it's delicious.
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Oh... Did you make those cookies?
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Oh, Christine, get in here.
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I can honestly say, this is the
best zucchini cake I've ever had.
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I mean, it's the only zucchini cake.
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Maggie, that was wonderful.
Thank you. I'm gonna head out.
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Oh, well, Christine, what are
you gonna do about your sugar pie?
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- Oh, you keep it.
- That's very sweet of you, dear,
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but nobody in this family would eat it.
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We're all off sugar right now,
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you know, with Shelly and
Michael's wedding coming up.
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Nobody in this family would eat it.
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We're all off sugar right now.
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Ugh!
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Thanks for the ride.
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We're evened up, Baskets.
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- See you at the rodeo.
- Bye, Chip. Good luck.
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Mom.
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Mom.
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Can I have a word...
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Mom, that's a weird place for a nap.
Mom, I need to ta...
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Mom.
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What is that?
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- What did you do to her?
- I didn't do anything, I just got home.
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Oh, please. You have
been causing her stress
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ever since you were a little twerp.
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Look, I'm on my way to a round
robin volleyball tournament in Fresno
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with Sarah. Okay?
I don't have time to handle this.
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- Well, you could forfeit.
- Oh, I could forfeit, could I?
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And just break the hearts of
all of these teenage girls.
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That's not my style, Chip. Okay? God, the
timing of this couldn't be any worse.
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Look, Mom's turning gray.
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Let's just take a breather for a second,
try to figure out what we're gonna do.
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Okay, one thing we're not gonna do,
we're not gonna call an ambulance, okay?
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Because Nicole's brother-in-law
was stuck with a $50,000 ambulance bill
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- when his "cloritis" flared up.
- Um...
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- Chip...
- No, I don't know what to do.
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Good Lord, call a limousine,
that'd probably be cheaper.
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Get one of them stretch Hummers.
Probably gonna need it anyway,
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if you know what I mean.
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- Not to make fun of Mama's size.
- Okay, yeah, yeah. Um...
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Do not twerp this up. This is
my mom we're talkin' about here.
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Do you understand me?
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Okay. Okay.
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I hate you, Mama.
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- Her name?
- Uh, Christine Roosevelt Baskets.
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- Age?
- Uh, good question. She was born in 1953.
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- Do the math...
- Does she have any allergies?
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Uh... I... I don't know.
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- My brother would know better.
- Okay. Is he older?
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Yes, he's older, by a day and a half.
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Okay.
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She's 63 years old.
Are you near my brother?
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Can you put him on the phone, please?
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- Your brother wants to talk to you.
- Oh, good. Yes, Dale?
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I guess we're following
Chip's plans now, huh?
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Just, uh, spending money Willy Nilly.
Like we've got it.
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You weren't here. You're off
at your softball tournament.
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Well, listen, do yourself a favor.
When Mama wakes up, if she does wake up,
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maybe explain to her why there's a lien
on her house and a boot on her car.
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Look, I tried to move her.
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I... I couldn't, she was... she
was kind of stuck in the kitchen,
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- and then...
- Sarah. Come here for a second.
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Chip, will you tell my
daughter that she has an uncle
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who is a selfish prick,
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and that he's the only one allowed
to have dreams in this family,
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and that she's not gonna be able
to go to the volleyball tournament
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because of your attitude.
Are you able to tell her that, please?
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- Listen, I can do this.
- Okay.
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Tell Mama I said hi,
if she wakes up, okay?
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Okay. Hello?
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- What did Uncle Chip want to say?
- He just was goin' on and on
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about how he's ruining the family.
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- Okay.
- It's okay. Let's go!
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Lady Cowboys... Oh, they're off the bus.
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Okay.
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Your mother was living as
an undiagnosed diabetic.
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And somehow she was just maintaining
her levels without even knowing it.
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Until today, when she had
a hypoglycemic episode.
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Um, something caused her
blood sugar levels to crash,
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and she went into a diabetic coma.
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We now have her on a dextrose I.V.
trying to get her blood sugar back up.
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Usually, comas like this just last a few
days until things normalize, but, uh,
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you just never know.
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I'm so sorry, I wasn't paying
attention. Can you repeat that?
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Sure. Um, your mother was living
as an undiagnosed diabetic,
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- and she was maintaining...
- So it's basically bad news?
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Well, the good news
is that you called 911.
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You saved her life, so...
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- That's the good news, right?
- Yeah.
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That's good news.
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It's a lot to process. Why
don't I just leave you be here.
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- Thank you, Doctor.
- Sure.
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Oh, Ma.
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Ma.
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Okay. I'm in.
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And... smells a little weird in here.
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Oh, my God. Jelly beans.
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- Martha.
- Yes?
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Okay, listen, do me a favor.
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There is a framed photo of Cody
and Logan, Mom's in the middle.
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Can you bring that? I'm trying
to make it homier in here.
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Okay. Do you want me to bring
a picture of you and Dale, too?
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Yeah, maybe... maybe there's a
photo of us when we were still cute.
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About how far back would that be?
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The '70s. Early '70s.
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All right, so those
pictures, clothes, toothbrush,
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and then do you need pajamas
or do you sleep in the nude?
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Hi. Hello. Uh,
your door was open. Hello.
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Uh, howdy. Uh... uh...
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That's very dangerous. There's
a lot of crazy people out there.
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It's not safe to leave
your door open like that,
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but anyway, um, yeah, uh,
do you know Chip Baskets?
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- Yes.
- Okay, do... do you know if he's home?
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Uh, is he home?
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No, um, he's actually at the
hospital dealing with a coma.
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Okay. Okay. Hmm, yeah.
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All right. Do you...
do you know which bus line
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that would... the
hospital would be off of?
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I... I'm a bus guy now, so...
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Um, I actually... I can drive you there.
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I just have to get a few
things and then head over.
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- Oh, great.
- So...
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- Okay.
- Oh, wow. Oh, you smell good.
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Okay. Sorry. Um, anyway...
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Whew. Um, yeah, okay,
but I have to let you know
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I cannot chip in any money for gas.
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- That's totally okay.
- Awesome.
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- So, you ready?
- Okay, wait.
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Let's go.
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Okay, wait. Who are you?
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Let's go, Lady Cowboys, let's go!
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Sarah, look alive.
Look alive, look alive.
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Thank goodness. Hey, Mom.
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Chip's been driving me
crazy. What's going on?
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This is Chip, Dale.
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Well, talk fast because I got
a volleyball game I'm coaching.
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Let's go, number 4.
You're gonna have to bump it!
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I'm tired of sayin' it! Oh! J...
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- Go ahead. What were you sayin'?
- Mother is in a diabetic coma.
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She should wake up when her sugar
levels are more normal, okay?
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- They have an I.V. in her.
- Oh, that's B.S.!
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Okay, listen, I'm right
here at the hospital. Mom!
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- Mom! See? Nothin'.
- Girls! Bump! Set!
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Spike! It's alphabetical.
It's easy to remember.
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Okay, I'm just thinkin',
I'm thinkin', I'm mulling it over.
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- You're mulling what over?
- Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna take her out of the hospital,
that's one thing we're gonna do,
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and we'll just take care of her at the
house, it'll be a lot cheaper. Okay?
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- Dale, that is a terrible idea. Okay?
- We're gonna get her home,
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we're gonna get her
comfortable, buy some pillows,
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everything like that, because
the hospital is draining us.
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- Time out!
- Okay, I gotta go. I gotta go. Bye.
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Look, I'm the one at the hospital.
I have things under contr...
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He hung up. Unbelievable.
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Mom!
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Mom.
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All right, ladies, this is game point.
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Sarah, get that serve in, okay?
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- Coach, can I have a second?
- Make it quick.
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Hey, ladies, uh, I'm
Dale Baskets, chaperone,
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assistant head coach. Number 4,
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why are you spiking? Do you spike?
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You're too short to
spike. You're a bumper,
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you gotta bump like you mean it. Okay?
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She is a spiker. She's tall.
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You are a stump. Stumps bump. Period!
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Okay? So get out there
and bump like you mean it.
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Bump, bump, bump, bump it up! All right?
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- Go ahead, coach.
- Thank you.
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All right, ladies,
let's get back out there.
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Have fun. Okay? Bring it in.
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Victory on three. One, two, three...
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Victory!
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I can't hear you!
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Sarah, listen to me.
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Okay. None of this J.V. stuff.
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Do not go underhanded.
I want you to go...
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Okay? Do not disappoint me.
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Dad, you're gay.
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You're a gay.
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Let's go, Lady Cowboys.
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Okay, boys, first day of school.
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Dale, I'm counting on you.
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You watch out for Chip, now. He's gonna
need your help today. Love you.
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All right, come on, Sarah!
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- Yeah! Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! Lady Cowboys!
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Lady Cowboys,
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Lady Cowboys, Lady Cowboys.
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Good try, ladies. Nice game.
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You fought your hearts out. Good game.
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- Ya suck!
- Dale!
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Yeah.
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- Hey, Chip.
- Hey.
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The room looks really beautiful.
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Wow. Your friend looks very, very sick.
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- I'm sorry, who... Who are you?
- Hi. Uh, Kurt Wheeler.
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Kurt...
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Are you Chip?
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- Yes. Yes.
- Oh, cool.
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I have a package for you.
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Uh, a delivery.
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Could you open it right now? I mean,
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I love seeing what people get,
and their expression, it's so...
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These are, uh...
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Divorce papers from my wife.
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Oh, man.
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Sorry, I... I thought it was maybe
concert tickets or something like that.
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Uh, just not concert tickets, obviously,
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but she must have sent these
before this happened here.
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- That's my mother.
- Oh, this... This isn't your wife?
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- No... No.
- No. Oh, oh, okay.
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Um, if I could get you to sign this.
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It's, uh, just initial it,
sign it, any... it's good.
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Thanks.
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She drove me over here.
And it... it's, uh...
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'Cause he can't...
he came to your mom's house.
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Right. Yes. I'm a bus guy, so,
you know, it's kind of, you know...
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Otherwise, this was not
gonna happen, you know, so...
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You can take that.
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Oh.
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Oh, wow. This is...
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I mean, I'm just a...
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I'm a... I'm a bus rider.
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You know, this really means a lot
to me, this is very nice of you.
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Um, I'm gonna go, but great balloons.
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Fantastic balloons. Thank you.
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Um, thanks for the ride. Thank you.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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I'm really sorry, Chip.
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About?
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Everything.
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Girls, TVs off, laptops down.
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- Dad!
- Don't Dad me right now.
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We got volleyballin' to think about.
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That is tomorrow. Lot of
games. Get with it, all right?
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Chaperone Dale comin' through.
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Go to bed, girls! That is the lamest dance
party I think I've ever seen in my life.
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remember, they're very, very hot.
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Yeah, very, very, hot.
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The silent stars go by
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Yet in thy dark street shineth
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The everlasting light
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The hopes and fears of all the years
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Are met in thee
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Tonight
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God.
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Wh...
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Oh. Hey, guys.
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Oh, what up, Chip? It's
not too early, is it?
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- It's afternoon where we are.
- No, I'm up.
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How's Mom doing? I can't
believe she's in a coma.
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That's so crazy.
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- Yo, what up, Mom?
- Guys, she can't hear you.
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- You sure?
- Where are you guys? You're frozen.
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We're in Halifax. Opening up for
The Chemical Brothers tonight.
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- Oh, really? Cool.
- Yeah, we...
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_
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Let's go, Sarah!
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God.
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She stinks.
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Hey, Coach. If you want to
take Sarah out, that's fine.
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- She's obviously the weakest link.
- Dale. Stop.
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It's... I mean, it's game point, Coach.
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It's okay to lose
gracefully. Just calm down.
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- Okay.
- Okay. Fine.
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No! You can't hit the ball, man.
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- I didn't.
- Stop! Yes, you did!
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- No, I didn't.
- We all saw you!
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- Saw me do what?
- Hit the ball!
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I didn't hit the ball,
I'm just the coach.
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00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,164
- I was just standin' here.
- You're not even a coach.
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You watch your mouth,
lady. Who is this lady?
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There's a lady on a girls' team.
There's a lady on the girls' team.
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Cheaters, cheaters, cheaters.
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- Dad.
- She's probably German, too.
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00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:25,184
- With steroid use and such.
- He's a liar. We all saw it.
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00:19:25,304 --> 00:19:28,699
Prove it! Prove it. Where's your proof?
318
00:19:29,673 --> 00:19:31,050
He hit the ball in.
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Sorry for shooting it vertically.
I didn't know it was gonna be a thing.
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Let me see this.
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00:19:35,772 --> 00:19:37,807
- No, I didn't.
- We all saw you.
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00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:41,178
Oh, this is one of those apps
that'll turn anything into anything.
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This is bullshit.
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Sir, you need to think about the example
that you're setting for the girls.
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- Get out!
- You get out!
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You get...
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Just, uh...
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I'm just going through a lot of things
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right now in my life!
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And, uh...
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00:20:06,621 --> 00:20:09,643
Sir, Ge... get... Get
off the... get out!
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You try to handle the
problems that I'm dealing with.
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00:20:14,935 --> 00:20:16,713
Can you stop?
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00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:18,044
Please?
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00:20:21,318 --> 00:20:23,200
My mother is in a coma.
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00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,469
And, uh, you know,
I'm doin' pretty well,
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you know, considering.
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00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:30,455
So, uh, I'm gonna be fine,
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00:20:30,575 --> 00:20:33,796
I'm sure she's gonna be fine and, uh...
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- Sarah, let's go. Sir... Excuse me.
- No, no, no.
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00:20:36,871 --> 00:20:40,280
No, no! Get out... give me my whistle.
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00:20:58,104 --> 00:20:59,502
Hi, Chip.
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00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,274
Hey, Mama.
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I brought you a Toblerone.
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00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,336
She probably can't eat it right now.
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00:21:09,456 --> 00:21:11,776
Of course, she can't
eat Toblerone right now.
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00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,107
It's okay.
348
00:21:13,227 --> 00:21:15,745
Seems stupid to bring
a Toblerone in here.
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00:21:15,865 --> 00:21:17,296
It's okay.
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00:21:19,169 --> 00:21:21,182
How'd the tournament go?
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00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:24,385
Well, I cheated.
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The girls played their hearts out,
though, but I got ejected.
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00:21:30,377 --> 00:21:31,950
She looks dead.
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00:21:33,511 --> 00:21:34,884
She's not.
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00:21:36,649 --> 00:21:38,392
Those fellas show up?
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00:21:38,512 --> 00:21:39,707
No.
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00:21:40,052 --> 00:21:41,418
That figures.
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00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,937
Your adopted twins,
Mom. They're garbage.
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00:21:45,057 --> 00:21:46,283
Okay?
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00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:50,320
And we know that Dad didn't
fall off the bridge, he jumped.
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00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:54,604
What are you talkin' about?
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