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BARISTA: Triple espresso for Jorgenson.
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Oh!
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God...
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BARISTA: Red-eye frappaccino for Darius.
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Americano for Sean.
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Oh, I... I think that's mine.
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Oh, relax, coffee police.
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- See? "Sean."
- Oh. Whoops. I'm so sorry.
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It's okay. Mistakes happen.
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Yeah, they do.
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Sometimes in the backseat of cars.
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(laughs)
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Americano for Martin.
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It's an alias.
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- Mm.
- Yeah, I don't like
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just any guy knowing my name.
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It's Meredith.
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It's really nice to meet you.
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That's your car?
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Now I really wish I had a backseat.
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Oh! Me, too.
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If you happen to find one,
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give me a call.
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I will.
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See you soon, Martin.
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(car engine starts)
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(engine revs)
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Miss you already.
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Wait!
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Wait!
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My phone number!
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Ah, there's my coffee.
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Karma's a bitch.
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Oh, come on! I was late.
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Nah, nah-nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
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Nah-nah, nah, nah-nah!
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Synced By YesCool - corrected by chamallow
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Okay, class, today, we're
gonna study hieroglyphics.
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But we were just learning
about the Civil War.
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And before that, the first Thanksgiving.
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What kind of order are we going in?
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Bronwen, everyone knows
that history repeats itself,
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so it really doesn't matter
what order you go in, duh.
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Okay.
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Who can tell me what this
modern-day hieroglyphic is?
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And why would it be on
somebody's parking pass?
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That's Little Zeus, the mascot for Zolt.
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Right. And "Zolt" is?
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It's my favorite Web site ever!
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Their CFO, Sherri Sandoval, is my idol.
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Zolt's a media-sharing,
social-networking hot spot
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for aspirational tweens with buying power.
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Sounds profitable.
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Well, they will be next week
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when their company goes public.
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Oh, like, open to the public?
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No, like you can buy stock in it.
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BRONWEN: Their corporate headquarters is
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that cement and glass office complex
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- near the outlet castle.
- Class?
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We're going on a field trip!
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(all cheering) Really?
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You'd do that for me?
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- Yeah.
- Wait.
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- What's in it for you?
- Nothing.
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It's just the joy of seeing your face
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when you meet your hero Sharon Spiegel...
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man... spounds.
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I can't believe I'm going to Zolt!
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(school bell rings)
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GINNY: Principal Carl!
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There are some glaring
issues at this school.
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Good morning, Carl, how are you?
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I saw the huge crack in your windshield.
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Is everything okay?
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For instance, look at the current
condition of the Nixon mural.
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I mean, look at the poor man!
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He is filthy!
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Those are helpful thoughts.
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I will take them into consideration.
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Wait, that is your quote, unquote
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"signature blow-off line"
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that you taught us at teacher training.
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I will take that into consideration.
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What in hell's bells?!
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Where do you think you're going?
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We're going on the field trip to Zolt!
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The permission slips are
signed, the bus is reserved,
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and Sad Linda is waiting for us out front.
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I'm here.
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I had to use the can.
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Ms. Davis, may I speak to you for a minute?
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Janet, hold all my calls!
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(groans) She's out today.
Her grandmother died.
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I got to remember to send her flowers.
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Janet, remind...
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(groans) Nope.
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All right, Meredith, all field trips
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- have to be cleared by me first.
- Carl, I texted you
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that I was taking the kids on a field trip.
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Well, right now I only have a landline.
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And I don't know how to check for texts
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on my Sports Illustrated football phone.
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Okay, we're going to Zolt.
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It's a really important trip.
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Why?
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Uh, because, you know,
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the media.
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And...
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Sharon Sandman.
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Uh, lightning.
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Hang on.
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Social Studies is all about
world cultures evolving.
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They're evolving faster
than ever, thanks to Zolt!
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And their CFO,
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Sherri Sandoval, is my "shero."?�
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She started the company when she was 12
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with nothing but a dream and $60 million.
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That's all part of this awesome worksheet
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I put together, which Lily memorized.
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I'm sorry, but first-year
teachers aren't allowed
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to take their kids on field trips alone.
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Not after what happened in 1995.
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I won't go into detail.
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It was a cool, crisp morning.
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The temperature,
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60, 61 degrees.
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I'd started the day with a banana.
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Not as ripe as you would like,
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- but ripe enough...
- Hang on!
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Coach Donnie will cover my classes.
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Joel's coming with us to Zolt.
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Plus dodgeball is a self-governing sport.
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The strong survive, the weak don't.
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The bell rings. Everybody happy.
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We have Joel, we have Sad Linda.
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That's two men.
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- We're all set.
- Meredith?
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Field trips are serious business.
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I don't have a repeat
of what happened in 1995.
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This time I will go into detail.
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Someone lost a toe.
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- So, I'm gonna have to come with you.
- Oh, no.
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No, no, hey, uh-uh.
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You have so many responsibilities here.
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Carl, who could possibly fill in
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the broad shoulders of your
moderately priced sports jacket?
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Well, I will need an acting principal.
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I was waiting to talk to
you about dirty air filters.
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But did I hear you say you
need an acting principal?
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Yes.
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Great! Yes!
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I accept. You won't regret it.
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I am already.
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But I have so many great ideas.
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Don't do any of them.
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Now come with me. Believe it or not,
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there's an oath I have to give you.
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Hey!
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Thank you so much for inviting me.
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I don't know what you're
up to, but I have a feeling
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it's gonna be big and crazy and especially
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now that Carl's coming, it's
gonna blow up in your face.
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The only thing blowing up
in my face will be learning.
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Meredith, can you go on the bus,
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and assign everybody a buddy?
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That way we can keep all eyes and ears
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on the whole class. Nobody walks, talks
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eats or urinates without their buddy.
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Okay!
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See you on the bus, buddy.
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Welcome everybody! I'm Patrick,
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your guide to the Zoltosphere!
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- Is Sherri Sandoval here today?
- She is.
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She just might pop in at
the end of our little tour.
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Lily, where is your trip buddy?
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Buddy check!
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Buddy check!
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You guys came to Zolt at
a really exciting time.
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We go public next week!
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So everyone's gonna be rich, right?
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Like "first class"?� rich
or "private jet"?� rich?
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Just so the kids know all the good things
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that can happen if you study hard.
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Whoa! Who are you?
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It's okay, he's... he's
with The New York Times.
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They're... they're doing a story on us.
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We're not gonna be paying
for those afterwards.
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MEREDITH: Hi, me again.
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Where are the bathrooms?
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Are they by the, uh, elevators
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to the important offices?
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Um, no, they're right there
behind the security desk.
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Now, follow me
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to Zolt's IMAX theater for
a 3D interactive thrill ride
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through the history of the Internet!
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- (kids clamoring)
- Okay, I'm just gonna run
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- to the ladies' room, okay?
- Where's your buddy?
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Oh, I'll go with her to the ladies' room.
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Joel, don't be gross.
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Hurry back, Meredith.
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Kids, stay together!
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We're a centipede... the human centipede.
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That would make a great kids book.
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Why did I stop writing?
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As acting principal, I've
drafted a list of things
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that must be taken care of A.S.A.A.P....
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As Soon As Acting Principal...
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says.
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"Item number one...
cracked tiles in main hall.
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Item number two... water... "?�
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Don't you think we should
start with fixing the flagpole
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before it falls on a parent's car again?
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We know what we're doing.
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Those are helpful thoughts.
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I will take them into consideration.
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"Item number three...
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Clean the Nixon mural."?�
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(man clears throat)
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You know, my throat is
feeling kind of funny.
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I think I'm coming down with something.
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How about you guys?
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- (all coughing)
- Sick as a dog.
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(coughs)
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Looks like we're all gonna
have to take a sick day.
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Oh.
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I see what this is.
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An outbreak?
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- There are seven Seans.
- Oh.
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"Sean Ackroyd, I.T.;
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Sean Jackson, finance;
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Sean Goldman, branding... "
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Sweet Edmund, This phone I got
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from the New York Times reporter
department is just the worst.
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- The worst.
- Do you mind slowing down
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just a little bit?
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So sweet.
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"Sean Regan...
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"Regan."?�
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"development...
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lab."?�
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God, you're hot for a reporter.
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Now, this is the movie I want to see.
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(Joel laughs)
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Did you change your shirt?
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Well, if you must know, Coach Kotsky,
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I got my period all over my other one.
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Uh, what does that have to do with putting
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a bunch of Seans in your phone?
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Yeah, that's right, I know everything.
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Look, I met the perfect
guy named Sean at Java Java.
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He works here, it was love at first sight
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of his Lamborghini, and
we're getting married
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as soon as I figure out his last name.
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Patrick, can I keep these glasses?
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I've been thinking about getting a 3D TV
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from the same place I rent my nightstand.
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- Nope.
- Meredith!
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- Hi!
- Where have you been?
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- I ate your Twizzlers.
- Oh, that's okay.
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Linda double-parked the bus
so I had to sweet talk us
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out of us getting a ticket.
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'cause God knows she's
not equipped to do that.
264
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(laughs)
265
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So, who's ready to Zolt
266
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into our high-tech development lab?
267
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(gasps) I learned all about it
268
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on the interactive thrill ride.
269
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We'll meet the kids at the exit.
270
00:09:21,659 --> 00:09:23,489
Wait a minute... development lab?
271
00:09:23,499 --> 00:09:24,599
Isn't that where...
272
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"Sean Regan" works?!
273
00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,999
I don't know, I guess I should find out!
274
00:09:27,999 --> 00:09:29,369
Yeah, me, too.
275
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GINNY: So, it wasn't fun
276
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separating the garbage
from the recyclables,
277
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,739
but we did it!
278
00:09:34,739 --> 00:09:36,569
We do not need those janitors.
279
00:09:36,579 --> 00:09:38,939
I like that big rough-looking one.
280
00:09:38,939 --> 00:09:40,739
Which one... Tico? I didn't notice him.
281
00:09:40,749 --> 00:09:42,179
Then how do you know his name?
282
00:09:42,179 --> 00:09:43,649
It's like I always say:
283
00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:45,419
If you want to a job done
right, do it yourself.
284
00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,579
Oh, no!
285
00:09:46,589 --> 00:09:48,219
Is there a leak?
286
00:09:48,219 --> 00:09:49,689
(grunts)
287
00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:52,519
(grunts)
288
00:09:52,529 --> 00:09:53,819
Aah!
289
00:09:53,829 --> 00:09:55,059
Yes.
290
00:09:55,059 --> 00:09:57,429
Girls' toilet upstairs?
291
00:09:57,429 --> 00:09:59,299
There's a trick to unclogging it
292
00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,469
before it shorts out the lights.
293
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,869
Good luck!
294
00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:05,799
I can't believe I haven't found Sean.
295
00:10:05,799 --> 00:10:07,599
All right, Sean Regan was a bust.
296
00:10:07,609 --> 00:10:10,369
But I'm feeling good about Sean Cohen.
297
00:10:10,379 --> 00:10:12,209
Sean Java. Java...
298
00:10:12,209 --> 00:10:14,879
Damn it. It's like...
299
00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:17,049
you think your cat's at the back door.
300
00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:18,349
And you turn on the porch light,
301
00:10:18,349 --> 00:10:19,819
and it's just your econ professor
302
00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,749
- begging you for another night.
- Wow...
303
00:10:21,749 --> 00:10:23,819
You are like a parfait of dysfunction.
304
00:10:23,819 --> 00:10:26,759
It's like yogurt, yogurt,
yogurt, commitment issues.
305
00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,389
Yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, fear of happiness,
306
00:10:28,389 --> 00:10:30,559
a little granola, a little ego-mania...
307
00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:33,199
Yeah? Well, you're, like,
yogurt, yogurt, yogurt...
308
00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,729
oh, I guess he could only afford yogurt.
309
00:10:34,729 --> 00:10:37,169
Hey! Can you guys get out of my office?
310
00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:39,639
- All right. Sorry. We're going.
- Yeah. Sorry about that. Okay.
311
00:10:41,869 --> 00:10:43,209
(kids gasp)
312
00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,979
We call this the "Zolt Zone."?�
313
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,739
Each ball represents 10,000 users.
314
00:10:47,749 --> 00:10:49,079
When we first started,
315
00:10:49,079 --> 00:10:51,719
there were only two balls in this room.
316
00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,549
Then why'd you have a room?
317
00:10:54,549 --> 00:10:56,449
Where do you keep going? You're gonna miss
318
00:10:56,459 --> 00:10:58,559
- Sherri Sandoval.
- Go play in the balls.
319
00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:00,359
I've always wanted to do this!
320
00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:01,829
Yi-yi-yi!
321
00:11:03,489 --> 00:11:06,359
(kids squealing happily)
322
00:11:06,359 --> 00:11:08,899
Watch out, here I... oh!
323
00:11:08,899 --> 00:11:10,699
If you're feeling yourself
324
00:11:10,699 --> 00:11:12,139
Then move like this, now move...
325
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,639
Okay, that's my life...
326
00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:15,509
Wham! Bam! Bam!
327
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:16,909
Yeah, that's right. Move!
328
00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:19,009
... like, boom!
329
00:11:19,009 --> 00:11:21,209
I have never seen so much vomit.
330
00:11:21,209 --> 00:11:22,779
I'm sorry.
331
00:11:22,779 --> 00:11:24,679
When I smell it, I do it.
332
00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:26,049
That's okay. We're still in this.
333
00:11:26,049 --> 00:11:27,879
And if it is the last thing we ever do,
334
00:11:27,889 --> 00:11:29,789
we are gonna clean this mural.
335
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:33,919
Carl is going to be so
impressed with all you've done.
336
00:11:33,929 --> 00:11:36,359
Wait... what happened?
337
00:11:36,359 --> 00:11:39,959
Kim! Nixon's face is half gone!
338
00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:42,329
This day is a disaster!
339
00:11:42,329 --> 00:11:45,499
We've hardly accomplished
anything and there's...
340
00:11:45,499 --> 00:11:48,369
too many leaks to fix
and then toilets to unclog
341
00:11:48,369 --> 00:11:51,509
and bodily fluids to clean up,
and hepatitis tests to take.
342
00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:53,339
And now, I've ruined the one thing
343
00:11:53,339 --> 00:11:54,439
that I truly care about.
344
00:11:54,449 --> 00:11:56,509
I fixed it!
345
00:12:00,979 --> 00:12:04,249
(kids laughing, shouting happily)
346
00:12:04,259 --> 00:12:08,319
Joel, I know this doesn't make
sense, but I feel weightless.
347
00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:09,659
That's great.
348
00:12:09,659 --> 00:12:10,659
Like an astronaut...
349
00:12:10,659 --> 00:12:12,429
in space!
350
00:12:12,429 --> 00:12:13,959
Hey. All right, I'm ready.
351
00:12:13,969 --> 00:12:15,499
Who's the next Sean? Let's do it.
352
00:12:15,499 --> 00:12:16,969
There is no next Sean.
353
00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:18,799
We've been through everybody on the list,
354
00:12:18,799 --> 00:12:20,599
and the only one left is Sean Gupta.
355
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,269
And I'm pretty sure that's a dead end.
356
00:12:22,329 --> 00:12:25,229
Maybe he has a... a white mom.
357
00:12:25,239 --> 00:12:26,969
No. My luck has changed.
358
00:12:26,969 --> 00:12:29,439
Now I'm the girl that
writes her number on a napkin
359
00:12:29,439 --> 00:12:31,409
and it flies out of the Lamborghini.
360
00:12:31,409 --> 00:12:34,179
I used to be the girl that
wrote her number on a napkin
361
00:12:34,179 --> 00:12:39,149
(voice breaking): and it didn't
fly out of the Lamborghini.
362
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,249
Hey, come on.
363
00:12:40,249 --> 00:12:41,949
It's just a bump in the road.
364
00:12:41,949 --> 00:12:45,689
It's all been bumps in the
road, ever since Ray left me.
365
00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:47,219
My luck has run out.
366
00:12:47,219 --> 00:12:49,089
In three years,
367
00:12:49,089 --> 00:12:51,659
I'm gonna be just like Sad Linda.
368
00:12:51,659 --> 00:12:54,429
This is the closest I've
ever been to swimming.
369
00:12:58,229 --> 00:13:01,039
Meredith! Come on, slowpoke!
370
00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:02,299
The employee cafeteria is free!
371
00:13:02,309 --> 00:13:03,639
We can get whatever we want!
372
00:13:03,639 --> 00:13:06,409
- Coming.
- Hey, come here.
373
00:13:06,409 --> 00:13:09,439
Hey, so I was thinking there
has to be some higher-up Seans
374
00:13:09,449 --> 00:13:11,109
that are too big to be
in the directory, right?
375
00:13:11,119 --> 00:13:13,379
So I did a little sniffing
around and I found this.
376
00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:14,849
This is Nancy from Accounting.
377
00:13:14,849 --> 00:13:16,489
I filled her in on your dilemma
378
00:13:16,489 --> 00:13:18,549
and appealed to her romantic side.
379
00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:20,319
- Joel, you're so handsome.
- She knows your Sean.
380
00:13:20,319 --> 00:13:23,659
- Well, I don't, but I know his car.
- The Lamborghini?
381
00:13:23,659 --> 00:13:25,189
It gets two parking spaces downstairs.
382
00:13:25,199 --> 00:13:27,759
It's all right here. Sean Ford, 24th floor,
383
00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:30,429
- with all the other bigwigs.
- Why are you helping me?
384
00:13:30,429 --> 00:13:31,829
Because we're friends, and as your friend,
385
00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:33,669
I thought it would be fun to see this
386
00:13:33,669 --> 00:13:36,039
all blow up in your face, but it was sad.
387
00:13:36,039 --> 00:13:37,769
And I like to see you happy.
388
00:13:37,769 --> 00:13:39,939
That's very sweet. Thank you.
389
00:13:39,939 --> 00:13:42,639
I'll take care of Carl. All right.
390
00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:46,609
I think you're the most handsome
man I've ever met in person.
391
00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:48,519
That's so nice, Nancy. Thank you.
392
00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:50,619
Let's keep in touch. Okay.
393
00:13:50,619 --> 00:13:52,589
I... Yes.
394
00:13:52,589 --> 00:13:55,259
Oh, Sean Ford, I do!
395
00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:57,989
I do, I do.
396
00:13:57,989 --> 00:14:02,529
"Zolt Acquires International
Global Technologies Worldwide."?�
397
00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:03,999
I wonder what they'll write about
398
00:14:03,999 --> 00:14:05,999
when he acquires my sweet, sweet bod.
399
00:14:16,009 --> 00:14:17,579
(inhales deeply)
400
00:14:23,619 --> 00:14:25,549
Whoa! Oh, my God!
401
00:14:25,559 --> 00:14:27,219
Meredith!
402
00:14:27,219 --> 00:14:28,789
Hello, Lamborghini. What are you doing?!
403
00:14:28,789 --> 00:14:31,429
Doing? I was just about to recross my legs.
404
00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:33,329
- Meredith!
- Off the record,
405
00:14:33,329 --> 00:14:35,129
I'm not sure if we... Oh.
406
00:14:35,129 --> 00:14:37,299
Who are you?
407
00:14:37,299 --> 00:14:39,999
Uh, I'm Sean Ford's
future wife. Who are you?
408
00:14:39,999 --> 00:14:41,969
Sean Ford.
409
00:14:42,899 --> 00:14:45,169
Get security up here now.
410
00:14:50,029 --> 00:14:51,429
Uh, you're not Sean Ford.
411
00:14:51,429 --> 00:14:52,899
Yeah, I am.
412
00:14:52,899 --> 00:14:54,839
And why are you wearing my jacket?
413
00:14:54,839 --> 00:14:56,369
Because I thought it was
414
00:14:56,369 --> 00:14:57,569
a fashion-forward,
European cut men's blazer.
415
00:14:57,569 --> 00:14:59,069
- We still off the record?
- Yeah.
416
00:14:59,079 --> 00:15:00,709
- Jason, where's security!
- That's not Jason.
417
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:03,039
I met him at Java Java
driving a Lamborghini.
418
00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:04,409
- That's Sean Ford.
- Nope.
419
00:15:04,409 --> 00:15:06,679
Nope, that's Jason, my assistant.
420
00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:08,979
And you get coffee in
your car on your time.
421
00:15:08,989 --> 00:15:10,579
No, no, better yet, you don't.
422
00:15:10,589 --> 00:15:12,219
Because you're fired.
423
00:15:12,219 --> 00:15:13,749
Can we be on the record?
424
00:15:13,759 --> 00:15:16,759
Yes. Let's put how Sean paid
for her car on the record.
425
00:15:16,759 --> 00:15:17,929
I'm gonna go. What about the stock trades
426
00:15:17,929 --> 00:15:19,189
right before the IPO?
427
00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:20,229
- Yeah, that's right.
- No.
428
00:15:20,229 --> 00:15:21,859
- Nice to meet you.
- I know all about it.
429
00:15:21,859 --> 00:15:24,159
- And I am on the record.
- JASON: Yeah, you better be.
430
00:15:24,169 --> 00:15:25,899
- Excuse me. That's my jacket.
- Ah. It's mine now.
431
00:15:25,899 --> 00:15:27,899
PATRICK: And that concludes our tour.
432
00:15:27,899 --> 00:15:30,739
I... I would ask the officers
to, uh, run you by the gift shop,
433
00:15:30,739 --> 00:15:32,909
but it appears they want you
out as quickly as possible.
434
00:15:32,909 --> 00:15:34,109
Meredith, what's going on?
435
00:15:34,109 --> 00:15:35,579
It's like Willy Wonka in here.
436
00:15:35,579 --> 00:15:37,579
You go through one wrong
door and you're out.
437
00:15:37,579 --> 00:15:38,849
We've seen a lot of stuff we can't unsee.
438
00:15:38,849 --> 00:15:40,179
It's better if we just go.
439
00:15:40,179 --> 00:15:41,919
Yeah, but I never got my 3-D glasses.
440
00:15:41,919 --> 00:15:42,919
Wait!
441
00:15:42,919 --> 00:15:44,249
What about Sherri Sandoval?
442
00:15:44,249 --> 00:15:46,849
Uh, sorry, little lady person.
443
00:15:46,859 --> 00:15:48,759
You can thank lover girl here for that.
444
00:15:48,759 --> 00:15:50,119
Lover girl?
445
00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:51,059
What did you do?
446
00:15:51,059 --> 00:15:52,329
- Nothing.
- Meredith!
447
00:15:52,329 --> 00:15:53,959
I thought I was in love with a guy here.
448
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:55,129
Turns out it was a woman.
449
00:15:55,129 --> 00:15:56,359
This whole trip was about a guy?
450
00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:57,699
A woman... like I just said.
451
00:15:57,699 --> 00:15:59,169
This was my dream.
452
00:15:59,169 --> 00:16:01,799
Sherri was gonna meet us
at the end of the tour.
453
00:16:01,799 --> 00:16:03,969
I was gonna get a picture with her,
454
00:16:03,969 --> 00:16:05,909
and maybe her e-mail address,
which can lead to the internship
455
00:16:05,909 --> 00:16:07,369
that kicks off my young
professional career!
456
00:16:07,379 --> 00:16:08,779
She never actually comes.
457
00:16:08,779 --> 00:16:10,609
It's just something the tour guide says.
458
00:16:10,609 --> 00:16:13,009
No, she really does stop by the tours.
459
00:16:13,019 --> 00:16:14,349
She loves kids.
460
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,749
Really?
461
00:16:16,979 --> 00:16:19,489
Not all adults are liars like you.
462
00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:27,359
Hey, Lily, I'm sorry.
463
00:16:27,359 --> 00:16:29,059
She's not talking to you.
464
00:16:37,809 --> 00:16:40,139
Hey, James Pfaff, you
want to make 20 bucks?
465
00:16:40,139 --> 00:16:42,339
Yeah!
466
00:16:42,339 --> 00:16:44,909
Hey, dumb-dumb, you
want to make five bucks?
467
00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:46,249
Yeah!
468
00:16:46,249 --> 00:16:47,709
This was fun while it lasted.
469
00:16:47,719 --> 00:16:49,519
Certainly better than '95.
470
00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:51,249
Around this time, on that fateful trip,
471
00:16:51,249 --> 00:16:54,189
I was in the emergency room
with a toe in the cooler.
472
00:16:54,189 --> 00:16:55,719
My toe.
473
00:16:56,859 --> 00:16:58,219
Oh, no! A runner!
474
00:16:58,229 --> 00:16:59,259
I'll get him!
475
00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:00,529
What?!
476
00:17:00,529 --> 00:17:02,629
James... I hope I can catch him!
477
00:17:02,629 --> 00:17:03,599
I am gonna come undone!
478
00:17:03,599 --> 00:17:05,699
Running hurts my stump! Ow!
479
00:17:05,699 --> 00:17:06,899
Where are we going?
480
00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:12,209
(belches)
481
00:17:12,209 --> 00:17:13,409
Jason!
482
00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:15,879
Hi.
483
00:17:15,879 --> 00:17:18,979
- Hey. Do you want to get out of here?
- I don't know.
484
00:17:18,979 --> 00:17:20,609
Did you, by any chance, sell all your stock
485
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:22,379
and become really rich
in the past few weeks?
486
00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:24,649
- I don't have any stock.
- Yeah, okay, so we're done.
487
00:17:24,649 --> 00:17:27,449
But this little girl here was
supposed to meet her shero.
488
00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:29,019
LILY: Sherri Sandoval. And you're gonna
489
00:17:29,019 --> 00:17:31,519
- help us make that happen.
- No, I'm not.
490
00:17:31,529 --> 00:17:34,489
Wait, wait, come here.
491
00:17:36,899 --> 00:17:38,799
I'll send you a picture of me.
492
00:17:39,799 --> 00:17:41,929
Without the suit jacket.
493
00:17:44,619 --> 00:17:47,519
I'm just sick about this mural situation.
494
00:17:47,529 --> 00:17:48,919
I destroyed a relic.
495
00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:50,929
I'm just gonna have to be honest with Carl
496
00:17:50,929 --> 00:17:53,299
and I am gonna tell him that you messed up.
497
00:17:53,299 --> 00:17:54,529
It grew back.
498
00:17:55,399 --> 00:17:56,369
Wow!
499
00:17:56,369 --> 00:17:58,699
You do not smell good.
500
00:17:59,999 --> 00:18:01,439
Did you do that?
501
00:18:01,439 --> 00:18:03,469
Yeah. I painted the original ten years ago.
502
00:18:03,469 --> 00:18:04,769
I used to be an art teacher.
503
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,279
Make more money as a janitor.
504
00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:09,949
I never knew how hard your
job was until I tried to do it.
505
00:18:09,949 --> 00:18:11,809
I didn't even get through three things
506
00:18:11,819 --> 00:18:13,579
on my list, and then Kim scrubbed
507
00:18:13,579 --> 00:18:15,079
half of Nixon's face off.
508
00:18:15,089 --> 00:18:17,689
I think we can agree we
both had a hand in that.
509
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:20,159
Please come back to work.
510
00:18:20,159 --> 00:18:21,789
I feel really embarrassed
about how I acted.
511
00:18:21,789 --> 00:18:24,529
I just, I wanted Carl to appreciate me.
512
00:18:24,529 --> 00:18:26,299
Exactly.
513
00:18:26,299 --> 00:18:28,959
I appreciate you.
514
00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:31,499
Now can you help Carl appreciate me?
515
00:18:31,499 --> 00:18:32,999
Mmm...
516
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:41,109
Thank you.
517
00:18:45,009 --> 00:18:47,549
I can't believe I got
a picture with my shero!
518
00:18:47,549 --> 00:18:49,249
And she gave me her e-mail address!
519
00:18:49,249 --> 00:18:51,349
Well, her third
assistant's e-mail address.
520
00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:52,449
BOTH: But still!
521
00:18:52,459 --> 00:18:53,919
(laughs) Jinx.
522
00:18:55,329 --> 00:18:57,459
You know, it... it was nice of your friend
523
00:18:57,459 --> 00:18:59,529
to help us ambush Sherri at her car.
524
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,529
Yeah, well, that didn't
really come for free.
525
00:19:01,529 --> 00:19:03,499
- Well, it was the least I could do.
- Kind of is.
526
00:19:03,499 --> 00:19:04,869
You know what?
527
00:19:04,869 --> 00:19:07,139
You're gonna be just as successful as...
528
00:19:07,139 --> 00:19:09,399
S... teffi S... and castle.
529
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,669
You know who I'm talking about.
530
00:19:10,669 --> 00:19:12,639
Thanks.
531
00:19:14,039 --> 00:19:16,849
Linda, let's get out of here.
532
00:19:16,849 --> 00:19:19,709
You know, sometimes it feels good
533
00:19:19,719 --> 00:19:21,249
to do things that scare you.
534
00:19:21,249 --> 00:19:22,579
You don't have to tell me that.
535
00:19:22,589 --> 00:19:24,289
Look at Sherri Sandoval.
536
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,289
(gasps happily)
537
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,759
Awesome sauce!
538
00:19:26,759 --> 00:19:30,059
Bronwen, what did I
say about awesome sauce?
539
00:19:30,059 --> 00:19:31,759
That it's as bad as "amaze-balls" ?�?
540
00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:32,829
That's right.
541
00:19:32,829 --> 00:19:34,299
You're better than that.
542
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,929
JOEL: Hey.
543
00:19:35,929 --> 00:19:37,399
Hey.
544
00:19:37,399 --> 00:19:38,829
So, looks like your luck
has changed for the better.
545
00:19:38,839 --> 00:19:40,239
How is that?
546
00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:42,269
Well, I mean, they're not pressing charges,
547
00:19:42,269 --> 00:19:43,869
you still have a job,
548
00:19:43,869 --> 00:19:45,409
and, um... I am still available.
549
00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:46,609
I mean, unless you're planning
550
00:19:46,609 --> 00:19:47,779
on seeing that assistant again.
551
00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:49,009
Don't worry.
552
00:19:49,009 --> 00:19:50,849
If I decide to date someone poor,
553
00:19:50,849 --> 00:19:52,579
you're still at the top of my list.
554
00:19:52,579 --> 00:19:53,649
Buddy check!
555
00:19:53,649 --> 00:19:55,419
Buddy check!
556
00:20:00,929 --> 00:20:02,299
A large, black, drip coffee, please.
557
00:20:02,299 --> 00:20:04,469
Why don't you let me buy that for you?
558
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,299
A pretty lady should never
have to pay for own coffee.
559
00:20:06,299 --> 00:20:08,269
Oh, look, a black card.
560
00:20:08,269 --> 00:20:11,725
- What, are you rich or something?
- I do ok, I own a few things.
561
00:20:11,726 --> 00:20:12,530
Oh, yeah? I bet you do.
562
00:20:12,531 --> 00:20:14,481
What, like the futon in
your parents' basement,
563
00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:16,509
and that aquarium you
got in the ninth grade?
564
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,389
Not fooling anybody, intern,
565
00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:22,592
especially not with this boss's
credit card you got here.
566
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:27,521
Uh, Mr. Cuban, your jet's
too big to land in Bali,
567
00:20:27,522 --> 00:20:30,050
so we're gonna have to take your
helicopter to get to your other jet.
568
00:20:31,091 --> 00:20:32,900
Today is not my day.
569
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:39,199
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