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Are you across this bloody
Yaytionery product recall?
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- Which one?
- The pineapple rubbers.
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You know this doesn't change anything.
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Beg yours?
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We're still gonna do the class action.
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What class action?
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I'm thinking we need a major
travel vibe for this first post.
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Check it! The Ammo's on Buzzfeed.
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"Ten reasons why you need to
strap on Coco's Ammo belt."
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We've made it.
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There he is! It's my small
businessman of the year.
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Put your wetsuit on, Sammy,
it is time to ride the wave.
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Hi, guys, like thousands of other
switched-on fashion goddesses,
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I've been wearing my Ammo
belt for the last few weeks.
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- Who is she?
- I don't know. She just tagged Brrr!
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She's that chick from...
What's she on again?
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- The Voice. That's Sasha.
- Sasha.
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Total basic hopped-on-board-
the-Ammo-train, you're welcome.
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I'm super blessed.
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I'm actually in Cambodia right now,
volunteering for an orphanage,
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and the orphanage just so
happens to be a few metres away
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from the factory where the Ammo is made.
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Now, the women in here work
12-hour shifts, six days a week
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for a grand total of $80 a month.
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Oh, my God, that's terrible.
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Calm down, Father Teresa.
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Codes, you need to get Larp on the phone
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and tell him that's
totally unacceptable.
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No civilians in the work room
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because we really don't need
this nonsense on Facebook.
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Yeah, I don't know if I
can get him to do that.
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Listen, mate, the Greens go
apeshit for this sort of thing.
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They like to pretend their iPhones
are handmade at a farmers' market.
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Don!
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And also, tell Larp to separate the
work room from the lunch room.
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OK... What?
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- Get the chooks out.
- Oh, right.
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Don! I've got your pineapple.
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Celeste, I asked you for two things,
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a pineapple...
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..and my dry cleaning.
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Which do you think is more pressing?
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I'll be right back.
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Don, there... there's a
bit more of the video
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- I really think you should see.
- Yeah, just hang on. Ashley?
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Remind me of where we're going.
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Court. No, how many times...
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We're trying to avoid court, mediation,
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so we can settle this
bloody class action
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with the parents of the
kids you poisoned.
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- Mediation.
- So what are you wearing?
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What are YOU wearing?
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Celeste!
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- Olivia.
- Yep?
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Could you please take
Ashley into the warehouse
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and pick out a dress
from the Brrr! stock.
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- Yuck!
- No worries, Don.
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- Cody, play the rest of it.
- OK.
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I'm so ashamed that by wearing my Ammo
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I've caused so much suffering for
the poor people of Cambodia.
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So I've decided to make this Third
World problem a First World problem.
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Which is I now don't have a belt.
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Well, she's not getting a refund.
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I mean, should we be worried about this?
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Of course we should. It's appalling.
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No, no, no, I mean this
hashtag, flammoyourammo?
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Nup. It's only got 750 views and
it's been up for three hours.
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She's lame.
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- Even so, Codester, get on to Larp.
- Mm?
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That Ammo belt is our golden goose
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and we don't want it cooked
over the flames of... itself.
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Celeste, did you give Don
the letter from the ASB?
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Ooh, ASB. Remind me?
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The Advertising Standards Bureau
about Don's Dirty Dog Wash.
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What's happened? Have we won an award?
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The ASB handle complaints
from the public.
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We've been accused of
breaching community standards
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because somebody finds the
fornicating dogs logo
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"morally repugnant, and it is deeply
upsetting that they are making
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"the beloved family pet do a
lewd and disgusting act."
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What, so... Now the act of lovemaking
is politically incorrect, is it?
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Do dogs actually make love?
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Well, who are we to judge, Ray?
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Tell them to get fucked.
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And show them the logo for how to do it.
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Well, our written response is due today,
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I've gotta pick up the new trailer
and take it to Bacchus Marsh.
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And I have to fend off a
lynch mob of angry parents.
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You own 50% of the business,
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why do I get 100% of the shit jobs?
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Why don't I call and get an extension?
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So, it's the Australian...
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Advertising. It's written down here.
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Thanks, Celeste, that would be great.
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Don, is this a good time
to get your pineapple?
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- Yes.
- (CHUCKLES)
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- Where's bloody Ashley?
- SAM: Shit!
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Shit, shit, shit!
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Is that a good shit or a bad shit?
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- I'd take either right now.
- It's nothing.
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Whoa, Sammy, are you looking at Coco?
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- Our Coco?
- 100%, Don, our Coco.
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- Have you seen what Coco did?
- What did Coco do?
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She burned her Ammo.
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Coco, who we're paying 40
grand to flog the Ammo
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has burned the Ammo?
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I've deleted it. Coco, what the fuck!
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Do not post another thing.
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I don't care what Clay says.
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No. Your brand will be fine.
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- Her brand? What about Brrr!?
- (PHONE RINGS)
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Is that Larp? Sorted?
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- I'm working on it.
- I can swing this around
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with a few posts. Don't touch
your account until I do.
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Sam, you had better put that
fire out, literally and...
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..the other one.
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I don't want my cash cow slaughtered.
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- Ashley!
- What?
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Much better. Let's go.
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My name's Anna O'Brien.
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I'm acting on behalf of the parents
representing here by Tim and Amanda
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in the class action against
Yaytionery Stationery.
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Don Angel, Anna, founder
World Wide Business...
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- I'll do this bit.
- Oh look out, I've been told.
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Have you come up against
Sandi Limoncello before?
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Don is the CEO of the World
Wide Business Group...
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- And founder.
- Yeah, you said that.
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Oh, sorry, boss. She does not
muck around, does she, huh?
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And this is Ashley Piper, CEO
of Yaytionery Stationery.
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Yeah, we met already at your house.
I gave you that gift basket.
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Which is not an admission
of guilt, by the way.
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We didn't interpret a cushion
and a roll of toilet paper
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as an admission of guilt.
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- OK, if I could just start by say...
- What are you wearing?
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What's... What's that jacket?
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Sandi made me put it on.
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If I could just start by saying that
my clients are keen to progress
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a reasonable resolution to this
dispute that's fair to both of them
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and of course, the 13 complainants.
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Oh, actually, due to the
ineptitude of your product recall,
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that figure has climbed.
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- How many now?
- 17.
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Oh, you scared me. Could
have been much worse.
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- Give it time.
- Not at her hourly rate.
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- (PHONE RINGS)
- Oh, which prick's this?
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I told my PA to redirect my calls
but it's in one ear and...
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..out the same ear.
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Doesn't even make the
trip across her brain.
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- I'll blow this cracker off.
- _
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I may just have to take this briefly.
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The cowhide chairs are going off.
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I've got pre-orders for 12.
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I need them, and you, in
the back of my shop now.
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Well, that's ah, tremendous
news, Ms Kovacec
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and, ah, as much as I'd
like to satisfy your desire
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- for more of my... product...
- Bad time?
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Yes, but while I have you, if
you'll pardon the expression,
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how many of my goods
would you say I supply
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to your chain of, ah, of
boutiques? A couple of hundred?
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Nah... 20?
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Oh, OK. You... you're talking
per month, per shop.
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And how many of those products have
ever been faulty or dangerous,
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please, Ms Kovacec?
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- I don't think any have, have they?
- None. She said none, so...
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Yeah, you do realise I'm
charging you $550 an hour?
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- Babe, what's...
- The point I was making, though,
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is that we have a 100% impeccable
record of product safety
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a fair bit of the time.
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Sadly, though, that
other bit of the time,
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you sell toxic pineapple-scented rubbers
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that have left children dangerously ill.
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We believe, due to the
pain and suffering
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that our 17 clients have endured
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that it's not unreasonable
to apply for damages
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in the order of $4 million.
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That's coming out of your wages.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Yes, Celeste?
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Hi, Ray, just letting you know
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I've spoken with lovely Brad at
the Advertising Standards Bureau.
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- Lovely Brad?
- Yes, he was just delightful.
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- Celeste?
- Oh, one thing at a time, Sam.
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Sorry, Ray. Where was I?
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- Lovely Brad.
- Yes.
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He was very understanding and
happy to grant an extension.
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You're a treasure, Celeste.
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So we've got till 5:30 tonight.
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Right.
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It's an extra half an hour.
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- OK.
- I rode him pretty hard, Ray.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- No, I can imagine.
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Thank you, Celeste. Leave it with me.
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Hey, Ray, listen. I had an idea.
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I thought it'd be funny
to add some hydraulics
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so the dog moves in and out
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and we'll see a couple of
inches of his cock, right?
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- Now I haven't done that...
- I think that's good judgement.
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..but I've costed it for you...
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..in case you wanna go ahead.
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Imagine the reaction you'd get.
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I don't think she's posted
anything else, Sam.
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I love the one with Clay and the bubba.
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Aren't they cute in their overalls?
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Ah, here we go.
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"We'd love for Coco to be the face
of our new blood donor campaign."
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That was five weeks ago, but hit up
the Red Cross and say she'll do it.
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Red Cross.
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Wasn't there one about a
sleep-out for homeless people?
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I think they sleep out every night.
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A celebrity sleep-out.
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Got it! St Vinnie's. Say
she'll do that too.
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Just to be clear, Sam,
these are for free.
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I know, it sucks,
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but it's the only way to get
Coco not looking like a bitch
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for wearing a belt made in a sweatshop.
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(MOBILE CHIRPS)
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_
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Oh, fuck off!
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Not you, Celeste, Clay.
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- Public statement. What are you, the Clooneys?
- _
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I like the Clooneys. I like her.
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She really settled
George down, didn't she?
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_
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Yeah. I wonder why everyone's
burning their Ammos?
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_
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(LAUGHS) He was such a rogue
before she came along.
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She's not answering.
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If she dares say another word...
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I gotta bounce.
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(CODY GROANS AND PANTS)
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Let's do it.
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Come on.
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Gotta figure this out. (GROANS)
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Going on Ninja Warrior?
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(PANTS)
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It's, ah, adrenaline management.
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A technique for coping with
extreme stress in the field.
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Can you please stop?
You're making me feel fat.
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Don gave me very, very
clear orders today,
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get Larp to stop civilians
going in his factory
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so the Ammo sales don't dry up, and I...
242
00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,439
- ..I can't do it.
- On principle, you mean?
243
00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,519
No, because a journalist offered
Larp a thousand bucks to get in.
244
00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,479
- Dude, seriously?
- Yes.
245
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:34,119
- Offer him $2,000.
- Oh.
246
00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,599
Can you do that? Is that allowed?
247
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,039
Kim...
248
00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,719
..can you give Cody 2K so that he
can do quality control in Cambodia?
249
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,799
- Don said so.
- Sure, I can authorise that.
250
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:47,759
- Thank you.
- Bro, you... you are awesome!
251
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You have just saved my bacon.
252
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:54,279
- Oh! (CHUCKLES) No.
- Yes. Yes.
253
00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,079
OK, I was incredible. How
about taking me to lunch?
254
00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,879
You're on. I'll tell Larp the good news.
255
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,359
SANDI: Let's be real,
256
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,479
we all know you're gonna have
to come down from $4 million.
257
00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,959
To somewhere... closer to nought.
258
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,119
We accept that some
distress has occurred,
259
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,999
- but we believe it to be minimal.
- Minimal?
260
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,519
Well, a trip in an ambulance
and a few days off school...
261
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:15,199
Sounds pretty cool. Your kids
should be giving us money.
262
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,759
What about the... That's offensive.
263
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,159
What about the hospital
stay? The medical bills?
264
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,679
We don't accept causal connection
265
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:25,439
and "If something smells of fruit,
it doesn't mean it is fruit.
266
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,639
"Do they drink lemon
dishwashing liquid too?"
267
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:31,079
So we are... "And with
parents like this,
268
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,959
"is it any wonder we have
an obesity epidemic?"
269
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:38,039
OK, so perhaps we should just
thrash this out between ourselves.
270
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,919
You sure you're going to
be OK without your notes?
271
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,119
Don, you and Ashley can wait outside.
272
00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,439
No worries.
273
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:47,160
Ah, look, if I could just make a
short um, presentation before I go.
274
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,919
- Is that your signature?
- That's right.
275
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,599
Take a good look at it
276
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:59,319
because you won't be seeing
it on any of my cheques.
277
00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,439
Now, if I could just conduct
a very small experiment
278
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:07,759
just to see if a pineapple
can remove pencil, yeah?
279
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,360
OK, so...
280
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,440
How's that looking?
281
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:21,680
No. Oh, ah, alright, I'll, ah,
I'll give it another go, yeah?
282
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,520
No!
283
00:12:28,521 --> 00:12:32,439
Can't seem to remove it
with the old pineapple.
284
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,439
But you know what? I
didn't think I could.
285
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:40,279
Because I don't expect to be
able to use fruit as an eraser.
286
00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:43,759
And I don't expect to be able
to use an eraser as fruit.
287
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,639
Fuck! Heads up.
288
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,559
And I fail to see how I
can be held accountable
289
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,999
if this simple distinction
290
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,239
is beyond your clients', with
respect, banjo-playing children.
291
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,639
I think the real question
we need to be asking here
292
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:59,159
is what were you
anti-vaxxer numbnuts doing
293
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,199
when you should have been watching
your children eat my rubber.
294
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,319
Yeah, OK, Don, if you could leave.
295
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,599
Are you sure?
296
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,159
I think we're pretty powerful as a team.
297
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,360
Oh, yeah, I'll... I'll
sing out if I need you.
298
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,720
(RINGS BELL)
299
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,120
Oh, come on! Come on.
300
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,879
You're holding your phone!
301
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,359
Why haven't you been answering my calls?
302
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:30,159
Tell me you didn't make any statement
to anybody about the Ammo.
303
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:34,159
Coco, you haven't spoken
to anyone, have you?
304
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,959
- Where's Clay?
- He's gone.
305
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,199
- Gone where?
- I don't know.
306
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,919
- He just packed a bag.
- What are you talking about?
307
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:45,519
He said... that I'd caused
irreparable damage to our brand.
308
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,519
Are you serious? I told
you, I'm fixing that.
309
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,719
I'll talk to him. It'll be fine.
310
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,999
It won't. Didn't you see his Insta?
311
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,679
- What? No.
- He posted that he left me.
312
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:59,320
No way. Nobody puts that
shit on Instagram...
313
00:13:59,395 --> 00:14:01,059
_
314
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,799
He's got 80,000 likes.
315
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,719
I know! How can people
like that we've split up?
316
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,920
Yeah.
317
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,679
How can they?
318
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,480
(TRUCK HONKS HORN)
319
00:14:21,342 --> 00:14:23,420
_
320
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,960
(CAR HONKS HORN)
321
00:14:28,925 --> 00:14:31,509
_
322
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,919
Get a dog up ya!
323
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,479
Thank you.
324
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,880
(PHONE RINGS)
325
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,279
(MESSAGE BEEPS)
326
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,399
Hi, Celeste, can you call me back?
327
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,199
I think I'm gonna need to
dictate this letter to you
328
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,839
for the Advertising
Standards crowd, I think.
329
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,760
MAN: Doggy style!
330
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,880
Thank you.
331
00:14:49,881 --> 00:14:52,559
Seven of those medical reports
talk about the requirement
332
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,799
for ongoing monitoring
333
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,279
because of the risk of organ
damage showing up down the track.
334
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,959
Who's... Are you right?
335
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,799
Ah, can I see those reports, please?
336
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,559
Who's Olivia Newton-John?
337
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,519
Our Livvy? What's happened?
338
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,119
She flammoed her Ammo and the
internet's freaking out.
339
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,960
Are you serious? Ohh!
340
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,399
I loved her. I honestly loved her.
341
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,600
Who else is burning them?
Pope Francis? Bambi?
342
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:22,479
Get Cody on the line and ask for an
Ammo sales update please, Ashley.
343
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,039
Do you have his number?
344
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,919
Can you do anything? Ask
Celeste to put you through.
345
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,920
Fine.
346
00:15:27,921 --> 00:15:30,399
What happened to stopping the
social media shit storm?
347
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,520
I'm on it!
348
00:15:31,521 --> 00:15:33,999
Well, I'm covered in it
from head to toe, Sammy.
349
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,839
Would you chill?
350
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,799
- I'm working on something.
- I've got Cody.
351
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,199
What's he saying?
352
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,759
No new sales, 300 refund requests
353
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:43,960
and a bomb threat.
354
00:15:43,961 --> 00:15:47,399
You have GOT to be joking me.
Did you hear that, Samantha?
355
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,879
That-that was the sound of an arse
dropping out of a golden goose.
356
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:54,319
The Ammo is fucked and
it's all Coco's fault.
357
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,959
Coco WAS the goose that
laid the golden egg,
358
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,959
now... now she's just a
goose with egg on her face.
359
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,599
She's... she's laid a
big egg on her face.
360
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,159
- A goose egg.
- Have you finished?!
361
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,280
No, but she is.
362
00:16:06,281 --> 00:16:09,199
- Cut her loose. Cut the goose loose.
- Nup.
363
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,679
I can still make her
work as an influencer.
364
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,919
Samantha, the only thing she is
influencing is my bank account.
365
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,719
Negatively. We should be suing her.
366
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,359
Well, can we make that Plan B?
367
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,279
Because apparently, you can just
pluck a number out of your arse
368
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,959
and say, "Oh, I'll have
that much, thanks."
369
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,919
We could be taking Coco to the
cleaners after what she did to us.
370
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,599
Listen, you dick,
371
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,479
she made you 600K,
372
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,639
and she will again with something else,
373
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,559
if you let me do my job!
374
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,680
(PHONE DISCONNECTS)
375
00:16:36,681 --> 00:16:39,000
Oh, OK, Bye. (SIGHS)
376
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:47,639
Excuse me, sorry, guys,
Anna, just quickly, no.
377
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:51,639
Whatever cosy little deal
you've got on the table, no.
378
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,999
No, no, no.
379
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,119
That number you plucked out has
to be shoved right back in.
380
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,720
OK. Excuse me, Anna.
381
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,680
I am trying to save you several
million dollars and you...
382
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,879
Can you get off my jacket?
383
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:08,639
We're right at the pointy end,
Don, I've got her down to $1.5...
384
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:12,079
$1.5 million is not the pointy end.
385
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,439
That is the fat, lumpy, dull end.
386
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,919
We started at zero.
387
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,799
We started at $4 million.
388
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,359
I... I'm not paying anything.
389
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,759
- You poisoned 17 kids.
- She did.
390
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,279
OK, just... You know what?
Give me a reasonable figure.
391
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,280
$1.2 million.
392
00:17:25,281 --> 00:17:27,639
None point no million.
393
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,719
OK, we'll go to court.
394
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,759
You know my hourly rate's
higher there, yeah?
395
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,719
It would be cheaper to get my
plumber to do my legal work
396
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:36,959
and that is saying something.
397
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,479
Can I have the jacket
back? My bum's cold.
398
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,160
Will you shut up! Alright.
399
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,279
- $1,500.
- More than $500,000.
400
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,759
Ah, $500,001.
401
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,359
- My God, I'll offer $600,000.
- (SIGHS)
402
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,399
Another classic example
403
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,479
of the burdens placed on the backs
of small business in this country.
404
00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,959
I... I need a fiscal chiropractor.
405
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,920
Do I get penalty rates
for being here today?
406
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,839
LESLIE: You've hardly
touched your chicken.
407
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,679
I shouldn't have ordered
the flame grilled.
408
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,079
Like I need something
else on fire right now.
409
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,079
- Do you want to try my tofu?
- No, I'm depressed enough already.
410
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:19,279
Yeah, 14:00 hours and zero orders.
411
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,839
- Don'll get over it.
- I don't know.
412
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,519
Ashley said he was furious.
413
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,239
What happened with the
Ammo is not your fault.
414
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,999
It was 100% my fault.
415
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,799
You didn't organise the
Third World labour.
416
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,759
I organised Larp.
417
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,800
Anyway, it's a good thing
418
00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:32,639
those people aren't being
exploited anymore.
419
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,199
Yeah, well, you say
exploited, but those people,
420
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,439
they're not being paid anymore.
421
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,439
Well, that's the other way
to look at it, isn't it?
422
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,519
You know they were earning $80 a month.
423
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,039
It's disgraceful, isn't it?
424
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,959
No, but their families
can survive on that.
425
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,319
Yeah, it's disgraceful
they can survive on it.
426
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,639
I don't know how you can eat that stuff.
427
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,639
You can fight in Afghanistan
but you can't try tofu?
428
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,040
- Every man has his limits.
- Does he?
429
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,999
OK.
430
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,720
I'll try anything once.
431
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,919
That's not disgusting.
432
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,560
That's a start.
433
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,360
- This will make you feel better.
- Thanks.
434
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,439
I'm just in shock, I think.
435
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,199
You didn't look at the
comments, did you?
436
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,999
What comments?
437
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,839
I thought that's what
you... No, nothing.
438
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,679
On Clay's Insta post?
What are people saying?
439
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,599
No way.
440
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,119
- I wanna see.
- You really don't. It's all bullshit.
441
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,879
Like, you did not split up
because you had an affair.
442
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,359
What? Did Clay say that?
443
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,400
No!
444
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:48,559
But because you haven't
said anything, you know,
445
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:52,559
he looks innocent and you
look... Are you cold?
446
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,520
Did that ice-cream make you chilly?
447
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,119
I haven't done anything.
448
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:01,119
- I have to answer these comments.
- Absolutely not.
449
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,719
Babe, you do not get down in
the weeds, do you hear me?
450
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,439
Where's that... big, fluffy,
white jumper you got?
451
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,239
Remember you were sent those pieces?
Was it from New Zealand Wool?
452
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,920
I don't know. All of the free
stuff is in the spare room.
453
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:17,800
But...
454
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,919
..I can't just sit here and let
people think I've been unfaithful.
455
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,519
Like, they should hear my
side of the story too.
456
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:28,200
Commenting on comments is
base, honey, and you know it.
457
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,600
Then I should do my own Insta post.
458
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,479
What?!
459
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:39,159
Your own Insta post about the break-up?
460
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,799
- Yeah, I have to.
- OK.
461
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,600
If you think that's the
right thing to do.
462
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,199
RAY: Yours sincerely, blah, blah.
463
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,599
I might get you to read that back
from the top, if you don't mind.
464
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,759
Oh. Yeah, alright.
465
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,679
"To whom it may concern,
466
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,919
"Don's Dirty Dog Wash Pty Ltd
467
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:08,319
"vehemently denies that its
popular and fun dog wash logo
468
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,479
"breaches community
standards of decency.
469
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,839
"Our defence rests primarily
on our contention
470
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,999
"that community standards of decency
471
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,959
"currently reside at an all-time low.
472
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,239
(CAR HORN HONKS)
473
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:25,799
"As an example, may we direct
your attention to Dating Naked,
474
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,679
"a television program in which
people attempt to form relationships
475
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,999
"with complete strangers in the nude.
476
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,839
"Furthermore, the activity depicted
in our logo is a perfectly natural
477
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,919
"and sometimes enjoyable act
478
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,519
"that one would see frequently
on the Discovery Channel,
479
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:47,519
"or for really hardcore
stuff, on the dark web."
480
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,879
That was a joke, Celeste. Please
take out the hardcore bit.
481
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,599
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, Ray.
482
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,759
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
483
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:59,399
"Additionally, the logo
clearly depicts an attempt
484
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,159
"to stop the intercourse
485
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:05,239
"with a bucket of water being
thrown on the canines in coitus.
486
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:10,799
"We trust this sausages any concerns
and look forward to your response."
487
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,880
Tremendous.
488
00:22:11,881 --> 00:22:15,639
I just think your predictive
text may have changed "assuages"
489
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:16,879
to "sausages".
490
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,959
Oh, it did too.
491
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,919
Can you get that off now, Celeste?
492
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,999
I have to go.
493
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,680
Look at that.
494
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,879
$765,000.
495
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,519
$760.... why are we high-fiving?
496
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,720
I just knocked more than
75% off their claim.
497
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,959
Did you throw in my pineapple?
498
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,559
SAM: I think this is so empowering.
499
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,439
- Does this look OK?
- Oh, my God!
500
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,039
How do you make a
break-up look adorable?
501
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,559
Yeah, that's really nice.
502
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,948
You're gonna make relationships bust
503
00:23:00,959 --> 00:23:02,759
up just so girls can look like this.
504
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,839
OK, let's grab a few.
505
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,319
Yeah, look out to the side.
506
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,879
Suck on the spoon?
507
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:13,239
Mm, yeah, that's tight. And
now give me big, sad eyes.
508
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,839
Give me little lost puppy.
509
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,239
You're shattered.
510
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,519
Your dreams are shattered.
511
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,159
The man you love has walked out on you.
512
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,679
Your life is fucked.
513
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,999
Oh, that's awesome, babe.
514
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,800
I'm gonna whack this on story, so
keep the tears going for a sec.
515
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,240
Don't wipe them. Leave them!
516
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,679
And cut.
517
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,719
- I can't just cut. This is for real!
- I know.
518
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:43,559
Exactly. And everyone should
see the real you, right?
519
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,760
Not the you according to Clay.
520
00:23:45,830 --> 00:23:47,970
_
521
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,999
Oh, wow, that is amaze.
522
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,679
The melancholy look really
works for me, doesn't it?
523
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,520
And for everyone else. Check your phone.
524
00:23:56,909 --> 00:23:58,917
_
525
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:03,719
80 likes in 20 seconds.
Sam, thank you so much.
526
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,119
Of course. Sisters.
527
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,159
150 likes.
528
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,440
- 400 likes.
- _
529
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,319
- 600 likes. Sam, are you seeing this?
- _
530
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,360
- Yup.
- _
531
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:21,319
Litigation is the biggest
ticket clipper in this country.
532
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:26,239
You try to grow the economy,
nurture it, water it,
533
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:31,639
a bit of Seasol and the slugs of
litigation slither in and... eat it.
534
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,479
People just...
535
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,519
..just wanna blame someone else.
536
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,919
I can't believe Coco went rogue on you.
537
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,479
No. Well, that's a separate issue
538
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,919
and Sammy's got that under
control, she's rebranding Coco.
539
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,119
Yeah, but hasn't the
Ammo stopped selling?
540
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:49,999
That does not faze me at all,
Bridget, it really, really doesn't.
541
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,759
It's actually not that hard
to make something go viral.
542
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,199
- Mm.
- Cats can do it.
543
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,879
- So how much did you lose?
- Oh, swings and roundabouts.
544
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,959
Bridget, can you just rub my bowel?
545
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,280
No! Yuck!
546
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,159
So let me get this straight,
547
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,719
you lost in court and you lost the Ammo
548
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,879
and your premium influencer
turned against you and...
549
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,040
(FARTS)
550
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,159
Did you just fart?
551
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,319
I thought we were at that stage.
552
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,999
We will never be at that stage.
553
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,359
That stinks! Why are you
being such a drainer?
554
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:24,359
Well, excuse me for trying
to be close to you.
555
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:27,999
I was just looking for a
sympathetic ear. Or hand.
556
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,480
I'm not your wife.
557
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,639
Actually, I just need to follow
up on the cowhide chairs
558
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,319
and where your orders
are at please, Bridget.
559
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,599
- Why, have they arrived?
- Yes. I don't know.
560
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,239
But I need to get onto that ASAP
561
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,639
because obviously we
need that to happen.
562
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,239
I'll be in touch when I have the chairs.
563
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,839
Bye-bye now.
564
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,319
Say franchi-cheese!
565
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,039
ALL: Franchi-cheese!
566
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,039
Ah, terrific.
567
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,239
Ah, could we get another
one, Ray? Bit of a fun one?
568
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,800
- Oh, OK.
- Kids, get the bucket.
569
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,040
OK, we all in?
570
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,680
Yep.
571
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,200
Good?
572
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,040
Hello.
573
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,400
You guys eaten?
574
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,000
Raymondo opolous.
575
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,799
I thought you were
seeing Bridget tonight.
576
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,199
Well, I thought it was time
to put my foot down, Ray,
577
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,479
and say, "No, I want a
night with the boys."
578
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,239
I'm making bouillabaisse.
579
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,919
You ah, wanna bulk it up a
bit with some barbecue ribs?
580
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,079
It's a fish stew.
581
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,800
Surf and turf?
582
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,640
Sure.
583
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,599
Everything OK?
584
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,839
Living the dream, Ray.
585
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,759
With Bridget, I mean.
586
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,000
Yeah, totally.
587
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,159
I just needed a break from her,
you know, emotional stuff.
588
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:02,879
Switch off, kick back with the boys,
maybe watch a bit of NCIS or CSI.
589
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,599
Whoa, have you seen Celeste on Facebook?
590
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,839
Hashtag #flammoyourammo.
591
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,640
Oh, for fuck's sake!
592
00:27:10,748 --> 00:27:16,451
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593
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,999
I'm not back on the market.
594
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,440
Clay and I... Clay and
I got back together.
595
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:30,839
Oh, I'm sorry. It's OK.
596
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,319
RAY: Is Cody gay?
597
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,119
OLIVIA: Ah, no.
598
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,519
Could he be bisexual?
599
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,879
No! Cody can't multi-task.
600
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,519
YVONNE: Welcome to being a parent,
601
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:43,039
an actual parent instead of a
politically correct yes-man.
602
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,719
My cowhide chairs. Where are they?
603
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,199
MAN: I shipped them two week ago!
604
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,320
It's a nationwide strike,
605
00:27:48,321 --> 00:27:50,559
so you're not going to get your
chairs today, mate, I'm sorry.
606
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,919
- CELESTE: What happened?
- Union thuggery.
607
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,799
What is the strike actually about?
608
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,639
Ah, some shit about foreign workers
being exploited or something.
609
00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,800
(GROANS)
610
00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:04,400
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