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I'll pay for your...
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For my double mastectomy?
Oh, you're the bomb, Dad.
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- Did you get my present?
- I sure did.
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And it is so fucking hot!
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Who is this Coco you keep talking about?
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She's very, very famous on Instagram.
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To have built what you both
have built, from doing nothing.
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We have just caught a marlin.
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Introducing to you all the Ammo!
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DON: What is this?
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- It's the Brrr! Summer range.
- No. It's not.
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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So, we've got the Ammo, and Coco.
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Hot product plus premium influencer,
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multiplied by five pillars
of Instagram branding
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equals jugger-fucking-naut.
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Which of these pillars will best
launch the Ammo into the zeitgeist?
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- Sam, sorry to interrupt...
- Oh, how's the Ammo, Celeste?
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Ammozing. I thought of that myself.
Hashtag ammozing. Is that helpful?
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- Love it.
- 'Cause it honestly is.
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It's the Rolls Royce of bumbags.
Oh, the Bentley of bumbags.
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- Hashtag...
- Did you want something, Celeste?
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Oh yes, sorry. I've got
Yvonne on the phone.
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My mother Yvonne?
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I can't believe she's called the office.
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Can you tell her I'm
not speaking to her?
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- Actually, she wants to speak to Ray.
- Me?
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She says she doesn't have your mobile.
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It's about me. She's furious that
you're paying for my surgery.
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I might have to call
her back on that one.
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Guys, can we focus.
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Yvonne, can Ray call you back,
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and Leslie wanted me to pass
on he's not speaking to you.
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We need ideas for all of these. Hit me.
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OK. Well, I guess I'm instantly
seeing the kids pillar.
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Maybe it's a picture of
Coco wearing the Ammo
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and she's at the supermarket and
her child's having a tantrum,
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so she's reaching for a
fruit bar from the Ammo.
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Jesus Christ, Cody.
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What are you trying
to sell? Painkillers?
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Well, no, it's just the
Ammo is practical for mums.
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Dude, you don't want to see
your shitty supermarket life
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on Instagram.
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But don't you want people to
be able to relate to Coco?
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Fuck no! I want people
to aspire to be Coco.
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OK. Kids on Insta aren't real.
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They're like a sheepskin
rug, or a bangle,
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a cute accessory that
completes your brand.
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"What do you mean, there's
no snot or tears,
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"and you're still beautiful,
rich, happy, in love?
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"I want that fucking Ammo
belt you're wearing."
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Well, I've got one for the love pillar.
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So, Clay, topless, abs, stretched
out on the Egyptian cotton.
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At the end of the bed, Coco,
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back to the camera putting
on the Ammo belt.
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- That's about Clay.
- Coco loves Clay.
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You love Clay.
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I'm thinking we need a major
travel vibe for this first post.
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What about Coco goes bushwalking?
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The Grampians are spectacular
at this time of year.
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How many 80-year-old birdwatchers
are on Instagram, Ray?
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Are we actually helping here?
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Travel is Mediterranean blue
water and shitloads of it.
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What are you doing here?
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It's morning. Did someone die?
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- Hey, Ray.
- Hey, Alex.
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- Leslie.
- Hey.
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We're in a meeting.
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- Do you know where Dad is?
- No.
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I need to see him soon.
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Alex, fuck off and wait in his office.
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(HORN BLARES)
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Quick pitstop and I'll be
in your immediate vicinity
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very promptly, Bridget.
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I really, really will.
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Standing by to shut shop.
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Just quickly, what sign will you
be popping on the door today.
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Same as usual. "Back in five." Really?
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Because I'm actually very
confident of a "Back in ten".
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Don, is everything alright?
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I thought you had your weekly
meeting at the pop-up shop.
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- I do, I just need to get something.
- Oh, good.
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I know how much you look forward
to your business catch-ups
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with Bridget.
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You really need to get that
facial tic looked at, Celeste.
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No, I'm winking because I'm not
sure how comfortable you are
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with everyone knowing
about Bridget because...
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What is that?
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Oh, the first shipment
of Ammos have arrived.
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Look, I've got notes for Ray
here, and yours are here.
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No, wait, you're are here
no, that's receipts.
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Take it off, please, Celeste.
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You might actually get some work done.
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But Sam wants me to road
test it for the whole day.
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SAM: Deserted tropical, you feel?
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I'm thinking Greek Islands,
Bahamas, ooh, Maldives.
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- Turn my engine off, please, Celeste.
- Is that a metaphor, Don?
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Just... turn my car off.
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So, no kid, no Clay, just Coco.
Deserted tropical island vibe...
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White sand, palm trees.
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No. On a boat.
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Oh, she'll get more likes
heading for the horizon.
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Pure escape.
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(SING-SONG) Just Coco and her Ammo.
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You must have forgotten to ask me to
the strategy meeting, did you, Sammy?
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Oh, no, you weren't invited.
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That's a shame, because do you know
what I would have said if I was?
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"Strategy's for MBA
fuckwits, just sell units"?
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Yes.
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But I would have added that the Ammo
is bullshit and off brand for Brrr!
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What happened to slutty
women's clothing?
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Celeste is wearing it, for God's sake.
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It's not off brand.
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Are you calling Celeste a slut?
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Gen Y, Ray, absolutely no respect.
They think it's cool to be wrong.
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I'm saying Brrr! Can
be bigger than slutty.
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What, Samantha, is bigger than slutty?
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Pornos, maybe, but we're not
going down that path, again.
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Jesus, Donosaur, it's my job
to flog our shit on social.
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And it's my job to provide
the shit not shit, sausage.
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I provide the sausage,
you provide the...
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- Bread.
- No.
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- Onions?
- Don't be smart.
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I provide the sausage,
you provide the...
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- Sizzle.
- Thank you, Kim.
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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Sam, did I call a staff meeting?
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I-I am looking at $200 an
hour sitting on its arse.
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Everyone, up and back to actual work.
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I only get $25 an hour.
How much are you getting?
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$22.
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- You look pretty today, Sam.
- Shut up, Kim.
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OK. Can I say one thing not
related to how beautiful you are?
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What?
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I have Coco's contract.
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Let's talk about that later.
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No, let's talk about
that right now, Kim.
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Oh, no, it can wait. It's just in
relation to the first payment.
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What first payment?
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Tell me this has nothing to
do with that fucktard belt.
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Not just the belt.
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It's Coco's retainer for promotion
of all of our companies.
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Did he just say "retainer"?
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Yes, I did, Don. 10K a
month for four months.
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You-you wanna pay someone in advance?
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Coco is platinum.
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But we still pay her
like she's aluminium.
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She gets paid the same as everyone else.
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120 days, unless there's
legal action before that.
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- Are we clear?
- You're missing an opportunity.
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Don't tell your Daddy
how to have babies.
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Oh, that reminds me.
Alex is in your office.
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And you don't do any covers?
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I have to do a couple,
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because I've only got about 13
originals that I'm happy with.
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How much do you want?
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That's nice. Hi, Dad.
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Hi, Alex. How much do you want?
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- Why do you presume that I...
- Quickstix, I'm in a hurry.
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OK, fine.
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I need a little bit
of a financial boost.
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Only a couple of grand.
And it's an investment.
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Oh, yeah? In what?
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In me. I want to record an album.
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Oh, bloody hell. Is it international
day of dickhead children?
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Comes around quickly, doesn't it, Ray?
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You're calling me a dickhead
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because I'm trying to
make a future for myself?
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A future, Alex, is a real job.
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Wailing your sad sack tunes in
between bucket bongs is a hobby.
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Would you say that to John Farnham?
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Oh, he's John Farnham now,
Ray. You're not the voice.
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Try and understand it.
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Whoa, whoa... a-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa.
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I'm saying that music is a real job.
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No, a real job is getting your hands
dirty doing something you hate.
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You want to record an album
which, by the way, waste of time,
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everyone steals music now,
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you work and earn money
to pay for it yourself.
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I did work. I went fruit
picking for six months.
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Jesus, what is this, a Judi Dench movie?
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Oh, fruit picking is
surprisingly gruelling work.
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Oh, you're right, Ray.
Yeah, I need a lie down.
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- Look, fine.
- You think I'm lame, whatever.
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- Can I have $5,000 or not?
- Not.
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Ah, bingo.
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You need to learn to stand
on your own two feet.
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Are they what I think they are?
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I don't know, Ray. Did
they have condoms in 1836?
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That was the last time, wasn't it?
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Why do you need them now?
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Because I am not gonna
make this mistake twice.
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Classy.
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Worth a lot more than five grand
in the long run, let me tell you.
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Back in 30, Celeste.
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Right you are, Don.
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Ray, I have Yvonne on the phone again.
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(MOUTHS SILENTLY) No.
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I think your dad means well.
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I can't be certain, obviously.
Have you done your tax?
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Ah, no, I've never done my tax.
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Well, maybe it's worth looking into.
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It always came in handy
when I was young.
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In 1836.
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No, before that, when
I was really young.
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If you only worked for part of the
year, you may be due a refund.
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You'd have to speak to an accountant.
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Have we got one here?
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Not one that's actually graduated.
I like Maree from H&R Block.
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I'll get her number.
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DON: Now, how much are my moo
moo knock offs going for?
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BRIDGET: Online retailers
have them at $2,850.
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- Ooh...
- But I'm gonna go under.
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Are you? By how much?
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Oh, a few hundred.
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I've already got eight preorders,
including this one, so...
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- Actually, move up a bit.
- Oh, here we go.
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So you're making over $1,500 a chair?
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Oh, now you're talking.
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I don't know which one of us is
being taken for a bigger ride.
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Yeah. When will they arrive from Bali?
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- Ship...
- Mmm?
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- ..will be docking...
- Mmm?
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- ..very... very...
- Mmm?
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- (DOOR OPENS)
- Oh. God.
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Oh, not that shortly.
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Hey, baby. What are you doing here?
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Finished early.
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Oh, was there a, ah, hold-up
with that steel delivery?
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Nah, I just wasn't feeling it.
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I still get paid, though.
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I told the boss I was crook in the guts.
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Oh, good boy.
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Don Angel.
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CEO of Doppelganger Designs, part
of the World Wide Business Group.
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Is it, ah, David?
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- Darren.
- My husband.
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Darren, that's right. The fisherman.
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How was the trip to Bateman's
Bay a couple of weeks ago?
240
00:10:45,116 --> 00:10:46,835
Was he away for 10 days?
241
00:10:46,836 --> 00:10:49,795
He was away for too long,
weren't you, babe?
242
00:10:49,796 --> 00:10:52,195
Yeah. Ah, do you have any cash?
243
00:10:52,196 --> 00:10:54,755
I really need to get some
beers on the way home.
244
00:10:54,756 --> 00:10:56,755
Well, you're lucky I've
had a good morning.
245
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:59,995
Thanks to me. I'm
Bridget's main supplier.
246
00:10:59,996 --> 00:11:02,075
One of.
247
00:11:02,076 --> 00:11:03,995
Is anyone else giving you
what I'm giving you?
248
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:07,555
Tell him about the profit
margin on ah, these.
249
00:11:07,556 --> 00:11:09,926
Enough to fit out shop number three.
250
00:11:11,356 --> 00:11:14,115
Hey, could you stop by and finish
that shelving on your way home?
251
00:11:14,116 --> 00:11:15,475
No worries.
252
00:11:15,476 --> 00:11:16,915
Speaking of finishing,
253
00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:20,555
we really should tie up some
ah, loose ends, Bridget.
254
00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:23,036
I'm swamped, Don. Morning!
255
00:11:24,236 --> 00:11:27,290
I know. These plates are
incredible, aren't they?
256
00:11:27,996 --> 00:11:29,516
Just call me when the
chairs come in, Don.
257
00:11:39,036 --> 00:11:40,636
SAM: Turn it up a bit, Vijay.
258
00:11:44,836 --> 00:11:49,236
That's fully lit. Kim, snappety snap!
259
00:11:50,516 --> 00:11:53,795
- Oh, that's awesome, Coco.
- Thank you.
260
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,115
Show me the horizon.
261
00:11:55,116 --> 00:12:00,475
Give me not a fucking care in the world.
262
00:12:00,476 --> 00:12:03,116
Guys, I want her eyes to pop more.
263
00:12:05,756 --> 00:12:07,195
I thought she was on a boat.
264
00:12:07,196 --> 00:12:10,955
The Funny Dunny boxes will be the
boat, and they use the green screen
265
00:12:10,956 --> 00:12:14,155
so that Leslie can turn it
into blue sky and water.
266
00:12:14,156 --> 00:12:16,075
Ooh, it's clever isn't it, Ray?
267
00:12:16,076 --> 00:12:18,402
How you can make anyone
believe anything.
268
00:12:18,464 --> 00:12:20,475
Oh, speaking of that,
Yvonne rang, again.
269
00:12:20,476 --> 00:12:21,755
Leslie's mother.
270
00:12:21,756 --> 00:12:23,835
I know who she is, Celeste.
271
00:12:23,836 --> 00:12:25,755
She asked me to tell you that she
272
00:12:25,756 --> 00:12:29,395
"doesn't see how anyone could be
at the dentist for 48 hours."
273
00:12:29,396 --> 00:12:32,035
I lost track of my excuses.
I'm so sorry, Ray.
274
00:12:32,036 --> 00:12:34,995
Oh no, I'm sorry for putting
you in that position.
275
00:12:34,996 --> 00:12:38,955
- So, will you call her?
- Probably not.
276
00:12:38,956 --> 00:12:40,796
Vijay?
277
00:12:42,036 --> 00:12:45,995
Can you Skype the bejeesus
out of dirty Made in Bali
278
00:12:45,996 --> 00:12:49,076
and find out where my cowhide...
279
00:12:54,716 --> 00:12:58,635
Holy shitballs, Leslie.
Photoshop? More like PhotoPop!
280
00:12:58,636 --> 00:13:00,475
- Can you make my thighs a little...
- On it.
281
00:13:00,476 --> 00:13:03,195
Standing by to post, L-Dog.
282
00:13:03,196 --> 00:13:05,155
I wish transitioning was this easy.
283
00:13:05,156 --> 00:13:07,381
There, all yours, Sam.
284
00:13:08,357 --> 00:13:11,123
_
285
00:13:11,236 --> 00:13:15,955
- Sweet! And we are away, people.
- (ALL CHEER)
286
00:13:15,956 --> 00:13:17,595
Excuse me, Ray.
287
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:22,075
Did I email everyone and say let's
not give a fuck about work anymore?
288
00:13:22,076 --> 00:13:23,995
No, that was me.
289
00:13:23,996 --> 00:13:25,635
Um, is he a part of this?
290
00:13:25,636 --> 00:13:27,755
- Not really.
- Yes, really.
291
00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:31,315
I-I am a really, really
big part of this.
292
00:13:31,316 --> 00:13:32,875
In fact, I-I am this.
293
00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:35,395
Do you want the kitchen background
for the baking shot next, Sammy?
294
00:13:35,396 --> 00:13:38,595
Lemon curd and vanilla with an
injection of salted caramel.
295
00:13:38,596 --> 00:13:40,315
You can get changed behind the forklift.
296
00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:44,955
No, no, no, no changes at all
for the dub dub business group.
297
00:13:44,956 --> 00:13:48,165
I want all of you back to work.
298
00:13:51,316 --> 00:13:52,835
Now, please.
299
00:13:52,836 --> 00:13:54,915
You know what? We've got enough
to get the campaign started.
300
00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:57,075
Thanks, everyone.
301
00:13:57,076 --> 00:14:00,155
Holding a leaf blower to your
face is a career highlight.
302
00:14:00,156 --> 00:14:03,355
Vijay? I need Bali.
303
00:14:03,356 --> 00:14:05,995
Don Angel. CEO of this.
304
00:14:05,996 --> 00:14:10,155
Well, thank you. That was, like,
the sweetest 10K I've ever made.
305
00:14:10,156 --> 00:14:13,675
Babe, you can go change in
the office and thanks again.
306
00:14:13,676 --> 00:14:16,715
- That post is off the chain.
- No probs.
307
00:14:16,716 --> 00:14:18,156
- Bye.
- Goodbye.
308
00:14:19,356 --> 00:14:21,955
You are grounded.
309
00:14:21,956 --> 00:14:23,275
Fuck off.
310
00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:24,875
I can't believe you've
gone over my head.
311
00:14:24,876 --> 00:14:26,475
Why not? Everything else does.
312
00:14:26,476 --> 00:14:28,435
Samantha, this will not work.
313
00:14:28,436 --> 00:14:32,515
Mark my words, this will
be just like Crocs.
314
00:14:32,516 --> 00:14:35,355
Worse, at least cooks still wear them.
315
00:14:35,356 --> 00:14:39,195
When this flops, that retainer
is coming off your pay.
316
00:14:39,196 --> 00:14:40,515
(PHONE CHIMES)
317
00:14:40,516 --> 00:14:44,075
- Fine, but if it works, I want a bonus.
- _
318
00:14:44,076 --> 00:14:45,076
I want what Coco's getting.
319
00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:05,236
I'm so sorry. You've caught
me with my mouth full.
320
00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:10,515
Hello. Welcome to the World
Wide Business Group.
321
00:15:10,516 --> 00:15:12,755
How can I help you today?
322
00:15:12,756 --> 00:15:16,120
I think we may have spoken
on the phone. I'm Yvonne.
323
00:15:18,956 --> 00:15:19,956
Is Ray here?
324
00:15:23,996 --> 00:15:25,476
That's his office?
325
00:15:26,636 --> 00:15:28,795
Oh, yes.
326
00:15:28,796 --> 00:15:31,875
Ray was trying to call you, Yvonne,
327
00:15:31,876 --> 00:15:33,955
but I think I wrote the
number down wrongly.
328
00:15:33,956 --> 00:15:36,235
Honestly, my memory, Yvonne!
329
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,276
I don't think doing the Sudoku
every day makes any difference.
330
00:15:40,796 --> 00:15:42,435
Oh! Ray's not here.
331
00:15:42,436 --> 00:15:44,356
Maybe he's still at the dentist.
332
00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:47,036
Is he ever here?
333
00:15:47,037 --> 00:15:49,396
Oh, yes. He's here, often,
when you don't call.
334
00:15:51,759 --> 00:15:53,159
Oh. Um...
335
00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:56,395
Actually, Yvonne, now I remember.
336
00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:58,475
'Course, that's right, now I remember.
337
00:15:58,476 --> 00:16:00,315
Yes. Yes, now I remember.
338
00:16:00,316 --> 00:16:04,715
Ray took out our Don's Dirty
Dog Wash trailer for a demo.
339
00:16:04,716 --> 00:16:06,956
That trailer's still outside.
340
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:10,995
Yes. That's right.
341
00:16:10,996 --> 00:16:13,875
Because he took it out and
then he brought it back.
342
00:16:13,876 --> 00:16:16,275
He had to do that first
343
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:20,156
because then he had a meet with...
344
00:16:21,276 --> 00:16:26,122
..franchisees to dash L about BM.
345
00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,115
What?
346
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,236
I don't know, it's business jargon.
347
00:16:31,196 --> 00:16:34,355
Are you just reading
anything off the whiteboard?
348
00:16:34,356 --> 00:16:39,515
Yvonne, I'm so sorry but I've
got a mountain of work to do
349
00:16:39,516 --> 00:16:43,596
and I'm afraid I'm just going
to have to ask you to leave.
350
00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:51,435
Oh, I am so sorry, Celeste.
351
00:16:51,436 --> 00:16:55,395
- Lucky for you I'm quick on my feet.
- Mmm.
352
00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:57,395
Now, I'm not going to pry, because
it's none of my business.
353
00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:58,675
Thank you.
354
00:16:58,676 --> 00:17:00,795
But what did that woman do to you?
355
00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:04,876
She lied to me about being Leslie's
biological father for 18 years.
356
00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:08,315
Then she left me for
Leslie's biological father.
357
00:17:08,316 --> 00:17:09,795
I know that. What else?
358
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,315
- Isn't that enough?
- No.
359
00:17:12,316 --> 00:17:16,715
I'm sorry, Ray, it must have been
awful for you, but you were hiding.
360
00:17:16,716 --> 00:17:19,195
I thought she must have
been like that woman in...
361
00:17:19,196 --> 00:17:21,156
What's the film about the bunny?
362
00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:23,995
Watership Down?
363
00:17:23,996 --> 00:17:25,595
Fatal Attraction.
364
00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:27,635
Were you scared she was
going to hurt you?
365
00:17:27,636 --> 00:17:29,835
No, of course not.
366
00:17:29,836 --> 00:17:32,716
I was scared she was
going to talk to me.
367
00:17:38,236 --> 00:17:39,995
When it all happened,
I didn't cope well.
368
00:17:39,996 --> 00:17:42,315
Don told me you had a
complete mental breakdown,
369
00:17:42,316 --> 00:17:43,595
which is how you were able to work here.
370
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,836
Yeah, it was a good fit.
371
00:17:46,076 --> 00:17:48,035
But then time passed on and now I'm...
372
00:17:48,036 --> 00:17:51,115
- Happy.
- ..on permanent contract,
373
00:17:51,116 --> 00:17:53,995
and the thought of seeing Yvonne
or even speaking with her is...
374
00:17:53,996 --> 00:17:56,115
About Leslie's breasts?
375
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,116
..difficult.
376
00:17:59,276 --> 00:18:02,755
Now finally I'm getting on with my
son, who used to be my daughter,
377
00:18:02,756 --> 00:18:05,475
who is neither biologically,
378
00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:07,955
and I can only manage
379
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,476
one complicated family
relationship at a time.
380
00:18:12,156 --> 00:18:13,755
Would you like a cup of tea, Ray?
381
00:18:13,756 --> 00:18:16,195
Thank you, Celeste.
382
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,676
- White with one.
- I know that, Ray.
383
00:18:20,436 --> 00:18:22,876
Actually, I might just write that down.
384
00:18:24,716 --> 00:18:27,395
WOMAN: (ON TV) Coming up,
you've seen him on YouTube,
385
00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:30,515
now meet the cat that can
act out The Da Vinci Code.
386
00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:32,795
Ooh, I could be late.
387
00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:35,595
Dad, Coco's post has gone
viral, and check it!
388
00:18:35,596 --> 00:18:37,915
- The Ammo's on Buzzfeed.
- What's Buzzfeed?
389
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:40,795
Don't be a dick! Buzzfeed's Buzzfeed.
390
00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:44,155
Memes and lists and videos so
everyone knows what to think.
391
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:48,875
Look. "10 reasons why you need
to strap on Coco's Ammo belt."
392
00:18:48,876 --> 00:18:49,916
We've made it!
393
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:52,155
No, we've made it when
we sell some belts.
394
00:18:52,156 --> 00:18:53,435
A few clicks doesn't mean diddly.
395
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:54,675
Don't forget,
396
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,715
your generation cries like a baby
if it has to pay for anything.
397
00:18:57,716 --> 00:19:00,115
Hey, do you want to stay and watch
the Da Vinci Code cat with me?
398
00:19:00,116 --> 00:19:02,715
- It's free.
- Welcome back.
399
00:19:02,716 --> 00:19:04,235
- (PHONE RINGS)
- Now, I've spent a lot of time...
400
00:19:04,236 --> 00:19:06,635
- Yes, Dodge?
- Morning, Don.
401
00:19:06,636 --> 00:19:08,675
- Are you at work?
- Yeah, got in early.
402
00:19:08,676 --> 00:19:10,635
OK. Well, I'll just say from the outset
403
00:19:10,636 --> 00:19:13,475
that you are not paid by the hour, yeah?
404
00:19:13,476 --> 00:19:15,035
So, full credit for the enthusiasm
405
00:19:15,036 --> 00:19:17,275
but your only remuneration is my praise.
406
00:19:17,276 --> 00:19:19,555
I had to come in. Our server crashed.
407
00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:22,155
Oh, they design them that way,
Sammy, so you have to replace them.
408
00:19:22,156 --> 00:19:24,715
No Don, it fell over because we've
been smashed by online orders.
409
00:19:24,716 --> 00:19:26,395
- What for?
- The Ammo.
410
00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:30,115
Ah, can you pick up some more
of these postpacks for Cody?
411
00:19:30,116 --> 00:19:32,435
How many does he need?
412
00:19:32,436 --> 00:19:36,995
Yeah. Um... can you get me 8,420?
413
00:19:36,996 --> 00:19:39,275
Ah, no, 30. Ah, 40.
414
00:19:39,276 --> 00:19:41,276
Get me 9,000.
415
00:19:55,436 --> 00:19:58,755
What a morning. (CHUCKLES)
416
00:19:58,756 --> 00:20:01,235
Isn't she glorious?
417
00:20:01,236 --> 00:20:07,555
This, right now, is the most
exciting times of your lives.
418
00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:10,515
Ray, just stop what you're
doing for a second.
419
00:20:10,516 --> 00:20:14,035
Everyone, I want you
to clock this moment.
420
00:20:14,036 --> 00:20:17,636
Does anyone know what this feeling is?
421
00:20:18,996 --> 00:20:25,355
This is the feeling of some
very serious coin being made.
422
00:20:25,356 --> 00:20:27,955
And it's special.
423
00:20:27,956 --> 00:20:31,355
Colonel Cody. Oh, outstanding, soldier.
424
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,515
Oh, no, no. I can't take credit, Don.
425
00:20:33,516 --> 00:20:35,475
Olivia thought it up in the first place
426
00:20:35,476 --> 00:20:40,435
and then what Sam did with Coco,
and this guy, he-he designed it.
427
00:20:40,436 --> 00:20:41,436
He made it work.
428
00:20:41,437 --> 00:20:44,435
Sing a song of sixpence, Ray.
429
00:20:44,436 --> 00:20:45,755
Where was the king?
430
00:20:45,756 --> 00:20:47,595
Was he in the parlour?
431
00:20:47,596 --> 00:20:53,075
No, the king was in his counting
house, counting all his money.
432
00:20:53,076 --> 00:20:56,035
Oh, that's right, the queen was in
the parlour, eating bread and honey.
433
00:20:56,036 --> 00:20:57,595
Some sort of high carb diet.
434
00:20:57,596 --> 00:20:59,155
More like trying to work out
435
00:20:59,156 --> 00:21:01,915
how to get 50% of everything the
king earned, but not this lot.
436
00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:03,675
No, siree!
437
00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:06,955
- YVONNE: Hello, Ray.
- Fuck.
438
00:21:06,956 --> 00:21:08,555
LESLIE: Are you kidding me?
439
00:21:08,556 --> 00:21:09,556
Oh, you're talking to me now?
440
00:21:09,557 --> 00:21:12,155
Only to say how dare
you come to my work.
441
00:21:12,156 --> 00:21:13,715
I need to speak to Ray.
442
00:21:13,716 --> 00:21:15,875
No. You don't. You just want
to poison him against me.
443
00:21:15,876 --> 00:21:17,235
No. It's alright, Leslie.
444
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:18,635
No-one's poisoning anybody,
445
00:21:18,636 --> 00:21:19,955
except for Ashley
446
00:21:19,956 --> 00:21:22,715
who's doing her fair share
with faulty manufacturing.
447
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,635
I don't know why you're making jokes.
448
00:21:24,636 --> 00:21:26,035
That wasn't a joke.
449
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,475
We have to talk.
450
00:21:27,476 --> 00:21:29,435
- Oh, my God, can you just...
- It's alright, Leslie.
451
00:21:29,436 --> 00:21:30,956
Your mother and I can talk.
452
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,916
Where?
453
00:21:37,516 --> 00:21:38,955
We couldn't have gone to your office?
454
00:21:38,956 --> 00:21:42,116
It's good to get out every couple
of days for a bit of advertising.
455
00:21:43,876 --> 00:21:45,555
You can't be serious, Ray.
456
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:47,155
No, it's surprisingly effective.
457
00:21:47,156 --> 00:21:49,275
I mean about Leslie.
458
00:21:49,276 --> 00:21:53,155
You can't seriously be considering
paying for her surgeries.
459
00:21:53,156 --> 00:21:54,156
His surgeries.
460
00:21:54,157 --> 00:21:57,915
Do you even hear how
ridiculous that sounds?
461
00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,435
You are being so indulgent.
462
00:21:59,436 --> 00:22:01,275
- She's living with you.
- He's.
463
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:03,435
- She's working with you.
- He's.
464
00:22:03,436 --> 00:22:05,356
Don't tell me what to call my child.
465
00:22:07,116 --> 00:22:10,635
You have no right to be
involved in these decisions.
466
00:22:10,636 --> 00:22:14,195
- She's not your daughter.
- No. He's my son.
467
00:22:14,196 --> 00:22:15,196
That's not what I meant.
468
00:22:15,197 --> 00:22:17,596
MAN: How much to do my dirty bulldog?
469
00:22:22,316 --> 00:22:25,515
I meant, you're not actually her father.
470
00:22:25,516 --> 00:22:28,315
How is the sperm donor?
471
00:22:28,316 --> 00:22:30,036
- Jerome.
- Jerome.
472
00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:33,036
I wouldn't know.
473
00:22:34,036 --> 00:22:39,275
He couldn't cope with Leslie's
transitioning at all. He left.
474
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:41,075
We couldn't stop fighting.
475
00:22:41,076 --> 00:22:42,475
Did he blame you?
476
00:22:42,476 --> 00:22:45,195
No. He blamed you.
477
00:22:45,196 --> 00:22:46,555
What a cockneck.
478
00:22:46,556 --> 00:22:52,195
Well, he blamed you because while
we were trying to stop it,
479
00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:53,436
you were enabling it.
480
00:22:56,436 --> 00:22:59,115
My little girl.
481
00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:01,756
Is a man, Yvonne.
482
00:23:18,596 --> 00:23:21,395
Raymondo. Put your wetsuit on, Sammy.
483
00:23:21,396 --> 00:23:24,075
It is time to ride the wave.
484
00:23:24,076 --> 00:23:27,875
Alrighty, the tennis player
who went out with the chef.
485
00:23:27,876 --> 00:23:30,035
Ooh, the gardener with the drug problem.
486
00:23:30,036 --> 00:23:33,555
The lesbian sisters from the
reno show. Brilliant. Twofer.
487
00:23:33,556 --> 00:23:36,595
- Sexy lesbians. Sign 'em all up.
- No.
488
00:23:36,596 --> 00:23:40,075
Sammy, we need more of your
influencers influencing the Ammo.
489
00:23:40,076 --> 00:23:42,235
You still don't think I
know what I'm doing.
490
00:23:42,236 --> 00:23:44,675
Sam, I don't see success
like this every day.
491
00:23:44,676 --> 00:23:47,675
I know, which is why
I want my 10K bonus.
492
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,115
Oh, good girl. Leverage. Very proud.
493
00:23:50,116 --> 00:23:52,355
I mean it. Kim!
494
00:23:52,356 --> 00:23:55,475
Is this about dinner? Because I'm free.
495
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:57,435
No, it's about my 10K bonus.
496
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:00,115
Absolutely. Payable today, Don?
497
00:24:00,116 --> 00:24:01,755
Dad.
498
00:24:01,756 --> 00:24:03,555
Ah, I'm gonna have to
deal with your brother.
499
00:24:03,556 --> 00:24:05,115
You know what he's like.
500
00:24:05,116 --> 00:24:08,595
So let's put a pin in this
very important issue.
501
00:24:08,596 --> 00:24:10,996
Alex, let me buy you a cup of tea.
502
00:24:19,116 --> 00:24:21,075
Do you need more condoms?
503
00:24:21,076 --> 00:24:23,036
I've got a tax bill of $17,000.
504
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,875
- Who said?
- Maree at H&R Block.
505
00:24:26,876 --> 00:24:30,035
Why would anyone go to an accountant
that sounds like part of a prison?
506
00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:32,515
- Ray told me to.
- Ray!
507
00:24:32,516 --> 00:24:35,915
How can you have a tax bill of $17,000?
508
00:24:35,916 --> 00:24:38,195
You only worked for six
months picking fruit.
509
00:24:38,196 --> 00:24:41,915
No, I've been earning for
much longer. Since I was 14.
510
00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:45,275
That's how long I've been part of
the family trust, isn't it, Dad?
511
00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:48,475
Did H&R Block google that?
Fucking disgusting.
512
00:24:48,476 --> 00:24:50,035
That is my personal information.
513
00:24:50,036 --> 00:24:54,835
Ray, now do you see why I use the
name Candice on any online forms?
514
00:24:54,836 --> 00:24:57,475
I've earned $50,000 a
year for six years.
515
00:24:57,476 --> 00:24:58,636
But I've never seen any of it.
516
00:24:58,637 --> 00:25:01,675
'Course you've never seen any of
it, Alex. It's not your money.
517
00:25:01,676 --> 00:25:02,796
It's in my name.
518
00:25:02,797 --> 00:25:05,115
It's called tax minimisation, Alex.
519
00:25:05,116 --> 00:25:07,275
It's one of the few benefits
of having a family,
520
00:25:07,276 --> 00:25:10,315
and why family is the
cornerstone of society.
521
00:25:10,316 --> 00:25:11,675
You're stealing from me.
522
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,675
No. I'm bloody not, am I, Ray?
523
00:25:13,676 --> 00:25:15,315
Actually, you're stealing
from the government.
524
00:25:15,316 --> 00:25:17,675
I'm not stealing from bloody anybody.
525
00:25:17,676 --> 00:25:21,995
A family trust is a perfectly
legal form of tax avoidance.
526
00:25:21,996 --> 00:25:24,195
I pay you on the books
527
00:25:24,196 --> 00:25:26,755
and I pay your tax bill,
every year, by the way.
528
00:25:26,756 --> 00:25:27,796
You're welcome.
529
00:25:27,797 --> 00:25:29,635
Maree said my fruit picking
would have given me
530
00:25:29,636 --> 00:25:31,675
a tax return of $6,500.
531
00:25:31,676 --> 00:25:33,635
- This Maree's a real find.
- Thank you, Ray.
532
00:25:33,636 --> 00:25:34,676
I want my money.
533
00:25:34,677 --> 00:25:36,195
You want me to give you $6,500?
534
00:25:36,196 --> 00:25:40,635
No, I want $50,000 times six
that you paid me "on the books".
535
00:25:40,636 --> 00:25:42,675
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
536
00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:45,155
How big are the balls on this kid, Ray?
537
00:25:45,156 --> 00:25:46,555
Maree said I could contest it.
538
00:25:46,556 --> 00:25:47,995
Elephantine.
539
00:25:47,996 --> 00:25:50,595
She said people contest
family trusts all the time.
540
00:25:50,596 --> 00:25:53,675
That kids can refuse to "gift
back" the money they've earned.
541
00:25:53,676 --> 00:25:56,515
You don't know how to contest
a parking fine, Alex.
542
00:25:56,516 --> 00:25:58,675
Maree said it's a straightforward
procedure with the ATO.
543
00:25:58,676 --> 00:25:59,676
Did she?
544
00:25:59,677 --> 00:26:00,996
I've got the forms.
545
00:26:02,916 --> 00:26:03,956
Kim!
546
00:26:03,957 --> 00:26:07,275
How disappointing that this
is the most I've seen you
547
00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:09,715
use your bong-addled brain in a decade.
548
00:26:09,716 --> 00:26:11,115
Yes, Don?
549
00:26:11,116 --> 00:26:13,595
Put $6,500 into Alex's account.
550
00:26:13,596 --> 00:26:15,635
- That's not what I asked for.
- Going...
551
00:26:15,636 --> 00:26:18,115
..going. Fine.
552
00:26:18,116 --> 00:26:20,235
- Thanks for your help, Ray.
- Oh, yes.
553
00:26:20,236 --> 00:26:22,955
Beg your pardon. Thank you, Ray.
554
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:26,595
Did you want to give Alex anyone
else's number? Optometrist? Tailor?
555
00:26:26,596 --> 00:26:27,676
Arse doctor?
556
00:26:27,677 --> 00:26:28,996
I don't have a tailor.
557
00:26:37,996 --> 00:26:40,715
Before you make that transfer, Kim.
558
00:26:40,716 --> 00:26:45,035
Pay Sam her $10,000 bonus for
the work she's done today.
559
00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:47,436
- Thanks, Daddy!
- No worries.
560
00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:50,715
There he is!
561
00:26:50,716 --> 00:26:52,835
It's my small businessman of the year.
562
00:26:52,836 --> 00:26:53,956
Hello!
563
00:26:53,957 --> 00:26:57,355
It's the first lady of
temporary retail premises.
564
00:26:57,356 --> 00:26:59,835
Ooh, Bridget, what are we celebrating?
565
00:26:59,836 --> 00:27:02,755
Well, Don, of course. Could you
grab us a couple of glasses?
566
00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:07,315
So, how many of these have
you sold, my clever thing?
567
00:27:07,316 --> 00:27:10,355
Let's just say it's been a very big day
568
00:27:10,356 --> 00:27:12,676
at the World Wide
Business Group, Bridget.
569
00:27:15,876 --> 00:27:17,755
- Has it?
- It has.
570
00:27:17,756 --> 00:27:20,075
Well, it's about to get
a whole lot bigger.
571
00:27:20,076 --> 00:27:22,115
Is it?
572
00:27:22,116 --> 00:27:25,196
Could I see you in
your office, urgently?
573
00:27:28,956 --> 00:27:31,676
You're gonna fuck me wearing
nothing but my Ammo.
574
00:27:33,356 --> 00:27:35,275
Actually, Kimbo?
575
00:27:35,276 --> 00:27:38,235
Give Sammy 15... thousand.
576
00:27:38,236 --> 00:27:40,516
I love small business.
577
00:27:44,972 --> 00:27:50,105
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578
00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:56,035
Ashley, remind me of where we are going?
579
00:27:56,036 --> 00:27:57,076
Mediation.
580
00:27:57,077 --> 00:27:58,875
So what are you wearing?
581
00:27:58,876 --> 00:28:00,395
What are YOU wearing?
582
00:28:00,396 --> 00:28:02,275
You sell toxic pineapple-scented rubbers
583
00:28:02,276 --> 00:28:03,875
that have left children dangerously ill.
584
00:28:03,876 --> 00:28:05,155
Did you hear that, Samantha?
585
00:28:05,156 --> 00:28:09,035
That-that was the sound of an arse
dropping out of a golden goose.
586
00:28:09,036 --> 00:28:12,035
The Ammo is fucked, and
its all Coco's fault.
587
00:28:12,036 --> 00:28:18,355
She made you 600K and she will
again if you let me do my job.
588
00:28:18,356 --> 00:28:20,115
The AFP handle complaints
from the public.
589
00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:22,275
We've been accused of breaching
community standards.
590
00:28:22,276 --> 00:28:24,555
I thought it'd be funny
to add some hydraulics
591
00:28:24,556 --> 00:28:28,596
so the dog moves in and out, and we
see a couple of inches of his cock.
592
00:28:28,646 --> 00:28:33,196
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