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Dude! Are you okay?
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Tucker! I think that's her!
I think that's Elle!
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Oh my... I thought you were
totally over Elle, man.
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At least that was the impression
I got last night
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when you were all,
"I'm totally over Elle."
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Yeah, well, that was until
she walked into my bar.
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Just wish there was a subtle way
I can get her attention.
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[glasses breaking]
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I don't know. You think that's her?
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I know. Hey, Elle!
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Is your name Elle? No? Okay.
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It's not her.
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Okay, you're right. I guess I don't
know who I saw on the street
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six months ago.
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Maybe I am starting' to sound
like a crazy person.
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Maybe? Ben, this whole concept
of strangers falling in love
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and searching for each other
is ridiculous.
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Ben!
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Oh... my... god. It's really you.
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Megan said she saw you here,
but I didn't believe her.
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Six... months, I waited for you.
I'm about to get married
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across the street, and this is
when you decide to show up?
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I gotta go.
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Who was that?
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I have no idea.
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- sync and corrections by Zac -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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You seriously don't know who that was?
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Not a clue, but whatever we did,
I was apparently very good at it.
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- Let's go.
- Wait. Where?
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Um, she just said she's getting
married across the street, man.
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We'll... We'll walk in,
we'll snag a program,
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and hopefully some dark
corner of your brain
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will remember what
you did to that girl.
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I don't know, man. My brain's got
an awful lot of dark corners.
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Oh my god, this ship is amazing.
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Twenty-four hours of activities
mixed with 24 hours of food?
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Am I dead?
Because this must be heaven.
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Twenty-four hours of salty,
sunny, delicious heaven.
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You know what else this ship has?
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A chapel...
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ha, could be pretty romantic.
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Please, tell me you're joking,
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because that is so not happening
while I look like this.
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Hah! Course I'm joking...
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[mouths]
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Hey, guys!
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I was just scoping out your cabin
before I leave.
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It turns out it's true what they say...
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it's much easier to get drunk at sea.
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We're not at sea.
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Really? Because I'm shipwrecked.
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[laughs]
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Aye, aye, aye.
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Woo... well, hello, Captain.
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Mmm.
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Thank you again.
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I... I can't believe you and Brad
gave us a cruise.
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Well, if you consider
your poor legal skills
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the reason Brad's in prison,
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then you sort of
gave yourself this cruise.
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[three chimes]
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Aw... well, I guess that means
goodbye, Mrs. Wheeler.
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Or in nautical terms, shove off.
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I'll be right in.
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I'm just gonna walk Mom out.
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Hey, Mom, can you keep a secret?
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Oh, sure I can. Just ask
your sister in Phoenix.
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The next time you see me,
I'm gonna be a married man.
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- Riley and I are going to elope.
- You're what?
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This cruise is gonna be perfect.
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It's just gonna be us and
the open ocean, all alone,
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and I'm gonna overwhelm her
with so much romance,
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she'll forget why she keeps
saying "No, no, no,"
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and she'll finally say "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
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Ahh... I'm sorry,
it's just so romantic.
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Danny... you're gonna
get married without me?
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But... you're my first born, my baby.
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You were there at my first wedding,
I should be there at yours.
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Well, you just can't be.
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And I need you to be happy
for me, Mom.
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- I love you.
- Oh, sweetie, I love you, too.
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[sighs]
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Ex... Excuse me...
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Is this the Aloha deck?
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I... I'm looking for 37B.
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Oh, um... ha-ha. Lemme see this.
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You know what?
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Here is the problem. You are
actually on the Sayonara deck.
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Yeah, that's just two floors
down, take a left,
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a left, another left, and there's two
more lefts and it's right there.
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No, wait, it's left there,
you'll see it.
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Uh, you'll see it.
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"Sayonara." Man, I crack myself up.
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Oh... damn it!
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Sorry!
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Got it.
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I told the usher
that I was the groom's cousin
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Chester, and that I'd just
driven in from Poughkeepsie,
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where I have a summer job
working in a timber mill.
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I mean, the pay is decent
but the hours suck. [Laughs]
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I may have given too much detail.
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Her name's Annabelle, but I
don't know any Annabelles.
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- Are you sure?
- A hundred percent.
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I always rhyme girls' names
so I don't forget them.
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Cassie, really sassy... you know...
Lauren, kinda boring'.
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Suzanne, turned out to be a... well,
we don't need to talk about Suzanne.
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But uh, yeah, no, uh, no Annabelles.
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Yeah, man, well, she
sure seems to know you.
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Which is why we should probably
get the hell...
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Be cool, be cool.
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[whispering] I know.
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Oh... my... god, I can't believe you
actually had the nerve to show up.
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Hi. Tucker Dobbs.
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My associate here can occasionally
be described as a horrible person,
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so any insight you have into his
actions would be greatly appreciated.
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What he's trying to say...
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You don't even know who she is, do you?
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- Yeah, that.
- Hah! That's too bad,
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since you're apparently
soul mates, who happened
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to bump into each other
at a bar, on a train,
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and her favorite juice place
all in one day two years ago.
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At least that's the way she's
told it to me... 600 times.
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Dude, this is just like you and Elle.
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This is nothing like me and Elle.
Dude, let's get outta here.
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Oh! You're not going anywhere!
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The wedding was supposed
to start 20 minutes ago,
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but Annabelle refuses
to come out of the bridal suite.
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So... you're gonna go in there
and tell her the truth.
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You have no idea who she is, and
no feelings for her, whatsoever.
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Oh, my morning after speech. Gotcha.
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Danny! Hi... where have you been?
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You missed the couples-only
skeet shooting showdown!
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I'm sorry, but I was busy securing
us a private lunch on the back deck.
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It might not be a contest,
but... you already won my love.
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Oh god, I can't even
think about food right now.
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I've already hurled three times today.
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That might have less to do
with being pregnant,
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and more to do with the
hot dog eating contest...
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that I won.
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Well, maybe you should go lie down.
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Or, even better,
we could go lie down together.
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I'm sorry, there is no way I can
even think about lying down
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right now when there is
so much for us to do.
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All right, there is a ping pong
trophy with our name on it.
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No, seriously, I put our name
on it, I am that confident.
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Oh... will you go get our camera,
I want a picture of our big win.
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Not the picture I was hoping'
to be posing' for... but sure.
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Thank you.
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Of course I am Edgar... Baldersnatch.
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Mm.
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You think I had it bad,
my dad's name was Mary.
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Mom? What are you doing' here?
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What? God, who are you?
What year is it? Help!
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Mom, you can't just fake memory loss
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every time you wanna
get outta something'.
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Uch! Fine! I refuse to let you
and Riley get married without me.
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Well, there might not be a wedding.
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Every time I try to bring it up,
she runs off to another activity.
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All right. I will help you
convince Riley to marry you,
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but I want something in return.
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An invite to the ceremony.
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Fine. But I want something
in return, too.
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Help getting' Riley to marry me.
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Okay. You drive a hard
bargain, but I'm in.
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[knocking on door]
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Go away.
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Hey, it's Ben.
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Oh, my god! You came for me!
I knew you would!
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Well, at least one part of me
seems to remember you.
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And everyone said I was crazy.
Well, who's crazy now? Not me!
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Because you're here!
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I am so sorry that I ever
doubted our connection.
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I should've never stopped looking.
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Yeah, about that connection.
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How to put this delicately.
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I honestly have no memory
of you whatsoever.
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You have amnesia?
Can this get any more romantic?
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No! [Laughs] No, n... no, I...
I don't know who you are.
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I don't remember seeing you,
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I've never spent even a second
thinking about you.
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What?
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No! That's... That's not true.
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How else do you explain the fact
that you're standing here now?
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I'm easily led astray and your maid
of honor is slightly terrifying?
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Oh my god!
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Oh my god, this cannot be happening.
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I... I obviously can't
marry Carlos now.
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Wait! You're calling off
the wedding because of me?
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Of course because of you!
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And I don't care
if you remember me or not.
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You're here on my wedding day.
It's clearly a sign.
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Hey, this Carlos, he's not
like a big guy, is he?
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No! He's actually
quite small for a boxer.
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So... when are you gonna
see her again?
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Annabelle? How about never?
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Well, what if you guys
really do have a connection?
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I mean, she's got boobs and a pulse,
so yeah, we've got a connection,
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but not a call-off-your-wedding
kinda connection.
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Who does that?
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You! You would do that!
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Let's just say I actually believed
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in your... your stupid, she's-the-one
soul mate nonsense, okay?
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Maybe this whole Elle business was
just the universe telling you
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that there really is someone
out there for you,
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and maybe that someone is Annabelle.
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I don't know...
what do you think, Emma?
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Go out with her.
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Well, I suppose since she
called off her wedding,
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she probably
doesn't have any plans tonight.
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Hey, don't forget to
sign up for the raffle.
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The winner gets
to drive the boat.
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Twenty bucks a ticket, huh?
No? Okay, all right.
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Mom! What are you doing?
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Brenda Wong, cruise director,
at your service.
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How is that gonna help
get Riley to marry me?
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Unless you stage
a wedding competition,
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she's not gonna show up.
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Wait. Should we stage
a wedding competition?
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Riley'll do anything to win.
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No, but what I can do
is alter the schedule
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to make sure that you and Riley
get some alone time together.
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For example... lip sync battle at 3:00,
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bah-bye!
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That's perfect... now we just need
to get her in the marrying mood.
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I've already got you covered.
Show time.
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Excuse me... is this chair taken?
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Well, I was thinking' about pushing'
'em together to spread out, but... sure.
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Is this your first? You and your
husband must be really excited.
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Yeah, we are.
Uh, he's not my husband... yet.
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And if he continues to blow me off
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on this cruise, he'll be
someone else's husband.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
It looks like you're about to pop.
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Not that it's any of your business,
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but, uh... it's...
it's just not the right time.
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I was in love
with a wonderful man once.
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George. We were gonna get married,
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but it was never
"the right time" for us, either.
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Sadly, he never came back
from the war.
240
00:11:30,162 --> 00:11:31,562
Why not?
241
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,632
Seriously?
242
00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:37,668
He died! It was too late,
we waited too long.
243
00:11:37,704 --> 00:11:42,035
You never know what's gonna happen.
How much clearer do I need to be?
244
00:11:42,842 --> 00:11:45,610
Well, I just think,
if... if you'd married George,
245
00:11:45,645 --> 00:11:47,378
you would've
been a lonely widow, so...
246
00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:49,947
you're really lucky
you dodged that bullet.
247
00:11:51,017 --> 00:11:52,850
I'm sorry.
248
00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:55,086
I... I'm sure you ended up
meeting a great guy
249
00:11:55,121 --> 00:11:56,454
you never would've met otherwise.
250
00:11:56,489 --> 00:11:58,723
Actually, I did.
251
00:11:58,758 --> 00:12:01,659
I never would've met Harold,
the love of my life
252
00:12:01,695 --> 00:12:04,228
and husband for almost 40 years.
253
00:12:04,263 --> 00:12:06,197
See? So it all worked out.
254
00:12:06,232 --> 00:12:08,532
What a great story. Have a nice day.
255
00:12:11,238 --> 00:12:13,804
[scoffs] Wow, Helen!
256
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,707
Way to stay on message.
257
00:12:15,742 --> 00:12:18,709
Nobody gives a crap about Harold!
258
00:12:18,745 --> 00:12:21,779
I'm so sorry for your loss.
George sounded like a great guy.
259
00:12:21,814 --> 00:12:23,981
He was an ass.
260
00:12:24,016 --> 00:12:26,683
Now how about those drink
tickets I was promised?
261
00:12:26,719 --> 00:12:27,885
No, I don't think so.
262
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,387
The deal was, you got these
if you convinced her.
263
00:12:30,422 --> 00:12:31,698
That wasn't... the deal!
264
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,867
- That was the deal...
- No, it wasn't...
265
00:12:33,903 --> 00:12:35,635
- Yes, it was!
- Were you even in Cats?
266
00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:37,637
- Give it to me!
- No! Just let go!
267
00:12:37,672 --> 00:12:40,640
Ohh! [Screams, thuds]
268
00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:46,680
Wow. Right on top of Edgar.
269
00:12:49,552 --> 00:12:51,718
I'm almost too good at this. [Laughs]
270
00:12:53,556 --> 00:12:55,422
I can't believe
this is really happening.
271
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:56,823
I know. Me neither.
272
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,592
I think we may actually
have a connection.
273
00:12:58,628 --> 00:13:01,428
This is crazy, but...
maybe you were right.
274
00:13:03,732 --> 00:13:05,366
This is all wrong.
275
00:13:05,401 --> 00:13:07,567
Please tell me you're
talking about the salmon.
276
00:13:07,602 --> 00:13:09,770
No. This... everything.
277
00:13:09,805 --> 00:13:13,239
I mean... I literally feel
nothing for you whatsoever.
278
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,577
Oh, well, don't hold back.
279
00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:18,279
I mean, you're not even a doctor.
280
00:13:18,314 --> 00:13:19,513
Never said I was.
281
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,114
And you don't race motorcycles.
282
00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:22,849
Where would you do that in New York?
283
00:13:23,786 --> 00:13:25,386
And I thought you'd be funny.
284
00:13:25,421 --> 00:13:27,721
I always pictured us
laughing till it hurts.
285
00:13:27,757 --> 00:13:29,289
You didn't like my joke
about the fat guy?
286
00:13:29,324 --> 00:13:31,057
I was actually quite offended.
287
00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:34,995
Oh, my god, everyone was right!
288
00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:37,464
I built up a couple
of stupid coincidences
289
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,299
into this perfect relationship.
290
00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:41,234
I never should've
called off my wedding!
291
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:43,470
Ben Wheeler, you ruined my life!
292
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:52,279
Huh. Annabelle,
made her life a living' hell.
293
00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:54,447
Consider yourself remembered!
294
00:13:56,311 --> 00:13:58,441
Only you could ruin it
with someone
295
00:13:58,443 --> 00:14:00,978
who's been obsessed
with you for six months.
296
00:14:02,248 --> 00:14:04,514
I just... I feel so bad for her.
297
00:14:04,549 --> 00:14:06,650
Really? 'Cause I feel bad
for you, man.
298
00:14:06,685 --> 00:14:10,020
You should really stop taking my advice.
I have not been right once.
299
00:14:11,023 --> 00:14:13,256
You know what, Tucker? You were right.
300
00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:15,525
This whole business was the
universe trying' to tell me
301
00:14:15,561 --> 00:14:17,627
that there is someone
out there for me.
302
00:14:17,663 --> 00:14:20,097
But it's Elle, not Annabelle.
303
00:14:20,132 --> 00:14:22,666
And I know it now more than ever.
304
00:14:22,702 --> 00:14:25,669
Too bad I had to ruin someone's
life just to learn that.
305
00:14:25,705 --> 00:14:27,604
Seems like a small price to pay.
306
00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:31,075
- We have to help her.
- What?
307
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,376
Oh, no, man,
we already helped her realize
308
00:14:33,412 --> 00:14:35,243
you're not right for her, that...
309
00:14:35,245 --> 00:14:37,881
that just seems like a
lotta helping in one day.
310
00:14:39,451 --> 00:14:40,718
[knocking on door]
311
00:14:40,753 --> 00:14:41,885
Ma, you in there?
312
00:14:41,921 --> 00:14:44,187
[knocking on door]
313
00:14:44,223 --> 00:14:46,423
That's Captain Mom to you, son.
314
00:14:47,292 --> 00:14:48,926
Why are you wearing that?
315
00:14:48,961 --> 00:14:53,030
Because the real captain
is terrible at strip poker.
316
00:14:53,065 --> 00:14:55,499
- So were you able to do it?
- Yep, you two will be
317
00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:58,102
the only passengers
in tonight's dance contest.
318
00:14:58,137 --> 00:15:00,762
Which is now being
held on the top deck...
319
00:15:00,764 --> 00:15:02,105
underneath the stars.
320
00:15:02,141 --> 00:15:03,740
Captain's orders.
321
00:15:03,775 --> 00:15:05,975
That's perfect. Thank you, Mom.
322
00:15:06,011 --> 00:15:07,010
I just know this is gonna be
323
00:15:07,045 --> 00:15:09,912
the romantic kick
in the heart she needs.
324
00:15:09,948 --> 00:15:11,849
We're gonna remember this night
for the rest of our lives.
325
00:15:11,884 --> 00:15:13,016
There she is!
326
00:15:13,052 --> 00:15:14,537
Oh, Baldersnatch!
327
00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:17,876
That's the woman who stole my cabin,
328
00:15:17,912 --> 00:15:20,879
and then she dropped a lady on me!
329
00:15:20,915 --> 00:15:23,816
There's the woman
that tried to kill me!
330
00:15:23,851 --> 00:15:25,618
That is absurd!
331
00:15:25,653 --> 00:15:28,758
And as your captain,
I order you to kill this woman!
332
00:15:29,339 --> 00:15:30,938
Hey, could you keep it down?
I don't want Riley...
333
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,174
Hey, what is...
334
00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:35,021
Mrs. Wheeler? What are you doing here?
335
00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:37,278
Surprise!
336
00:15:39,181 --> 00:15:42,616
That's it, you know, just "Surprise."
337
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:46,020
She was trying' to get you
to marry the big one.
338
00:15:46,055 --> 00:15:47,487
Marry him? What are you talking about?
339
00:15:47,523 --> 00:15:52,523
You better lock him down. I would...
if I were into white guys.
340
00:15:56,598 --> 00:15:59,900
Look, Riley, this isn't at all how I
wanted you to find out about this.
341
00:15:59,935 --> 00:16:01,535
I just had this crazy idea
342
00:16:01,570 --> 00:16:05,371
that if the moment was just right,
we could elope on the cruise.
343
00:16:05,407 --> 00:16:08,408
So... instead of spending time
with the woman you love,
344
00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:10,284
you've spent this entire
trip with your mother,
345
00:16:10,311 --> 00:16:12,111
plotting to have a wedding
we've already discussed
346
00:16:12,147 --> 00:16:13,832
we will have after the baby is born.
347
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,494
It's too bad this
cruise doesn't have a
348
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,236
competition for
ignoring your girlfriend,
349
00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:19,370
'cause you would've taken first place.
350
00:16:19,405 --> 00:16:20,404
Riley...
351
00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:31,349
I seriously cannot thank you enough.
352
00:16:31,384 --> 00:16:34,552
At least my obsession turned out
to be a sweet, thoughtful guy.
353
00:16:34,587 --> 00:16:37,187
Yeah, you really don't get me at all.
354
00:16:37,223 --> 00:16:38,222
So...
355
00:16:38,257 --> 00:16:39,289
Not happening.
356
00:16:40,493 --> 00:16:42,926
I can't believe
you were able to convince Carlos
357
00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:44,528
to give me a second chance.
358
00:16:44,564 --> 00:16:46,764
Come on, you're an amazing girl.
359
00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:48,499
You ready to marry
the love of your life?
360
00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:52,903
Well, I'm not sure that really
exists, but... he's a good guy.
361
00:16:52,938 --> 00:16:55,105
Okay, I'm ready.
You can signal the minister.
362
00:16:56,492 --> 00:17:00,361
["Bridal March" playing]
363
00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:02,028
Wait! Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, hold it!
364
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,096
[music stops]
365
00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:06,667
Isn't he the one?
366
00:17:06,702 --> 00:17:08,769
Your soul mate, isn't that
why you're marrying him?
367
00:17:08,804 --> 00:17:11,872
Y... You just proved to me
the one doesn't exist.
368
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:13,373
But he's pretty great.
369
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,407
Let's go.
370
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:17,811
["Bridal March" playing]
371
00:17:17,846 --> 00:17:19,279
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold!
372
00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:20,480
[music stops]
373
00:17:22,364 --> 00:17:25,331
Pretty great? My breakfast
burrito was pretty great.
374
00:17:25,366 --> 00:17:28,400
Pretty great shouldn't
lead you down the aisle.
375
00:17:28,436 --> 00:17:31,537
Awesome, amazing,
can't live without you.
376
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:32,939
Those are the things
you should be feeling
377
00:17:32,974 --> 00:17:35,041
about the person you're gonna marry.
378
00:17:35,076 --> 00:17:38,245
The way you felt about Carlos
before you ever walked into my bar.
379
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,779
You're right.
380
00:17:39,814 --> 00:17:40,980
I totally get it.
381
00:17:41,015 --> 00:17:43,716
Great! Let's do this!
382
00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:46,353
["Bridal March" playing]
383
00:17:46,388 --> 00:17:48,755
No, I don't feel any of those things.
384
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:50,990
Thanks, Ben.
Can you tell Carlos for me?
385
00:17:51,025 --> 00:17:52,058
Bye!
386
00:17:54,195 --> 00:17:55,661
Wait! Where are you going?
387
00:17:57,365 --> 00:17:59,798
Well, maybe if we'd been allowed
to pack before we got kicked off,
388
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:01,467
I wouldn't have forgotten my keys.
389
00:18:01,502 --> 00:18:03,970
I'll get the spare set
from the office.
390
00:18:04,005 --> 00:18:05,637
Whoa.
391
00:18:05,673 --> 00:18:06,839
What is all this?
392
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,742
You kidding me? I just said I
didn't want to get married.
393
00:18:09,777 --> 00:18:11,244
This wasn't me, I swear.
394
00:18:11,279 --> 00:18:14,012
Oh, yeah, okay, there just
miraculously happens to be
395
00:18:14,047 --> 00:18:16,081
a wedding set up at the bar where
we have to come get our keys?
396
00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:17,276
You are honestly unbelievable.
397
00:18:17,284 --> 00:18:19,451
- Riley...
- Seriously, stop trying to marry me.
398
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,589
Don't worry. I'm done.
399
00:18:22,624 --> 00:18:23,923
Forgive me for wanton'
to tell the world
400
00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:25,725
that I found the most perfect girl,
401
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,026
and I wanna spend
the rest of my life with her.
402
00:18:28,062 --> 00:18:31,663
See, I don't care where it happens
or what you look like when it happens.
403
00:18:31,699 --> 00:18:33,132
I just want it to happen!
404
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,334
Because to me, you're everything!
405
00:18:35,369 --> 00:18:38,304
I'm so sorry if that makes
me a terrible person.
406
00:18:38,339 --> 00:18:39,571
Danny...
407
00:18:39,607 --> 00:18:41,573
Riley? Hey, what are you doing' here?
408
00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:44,242
Your mom stowed away and got
us kicked off the cruise ship.
409
00:18:44,278 --> 00:18:47,913
Ohh. I was wondering
why I had such a nice weekend.
410
00:18:47,948 --> 00:18:49,748
Hey, any chance you wanna
help me clean up this wedding
411
00:18:49,784 --> 00:18:52,083
I was trying' to throw
for a girl I don't know?
412
00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:54,186
Wait. This isn't for me?
413
00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:57,356
Uhh, no, and I don't know
if anyone's ever told you this,
414
00:18:57,391 --> 00:18:59,758
but you can be a tad self-centered.
415
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,318
[elevator dings]
416
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,919
There you are!
417
00:19:06,954 --> 00:19:09,722
- Hey, Mom.
- I've been calling you for hours!
418
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:10,823
Are you okay?
419
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,459
I don't know. Riley and I
had a really big fight.
420
00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:17,029
Oh, honey, well, why don't we
just go inside and talk about it?
421
00:19:23,638 --> 00:19:25,805
What is all this?
422
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,106
It's our wedding.
423
00:19:29,411 --> 00:19:32,712
I've been putting this off
for all of the wrong reasons
424
00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:36,682
when I should have been focused
on the one right reason...
425
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,985
that I wanna spend
the rest of my life with you.
426
00:19:40,021 --> 00:19:43,289
[sniffs] So what do you say?
427
00:19:43,324 --> 00:19:44,857
Will you marry me?
428
00:19:46,528 --> 00:19:47,627
You sure?
429
00:19:47,662 --> 00:19:49,895
I've never been more sure
about anything.
430
00:19:57,638 --> 00:19:59,071
Shall we?
431
00:20:07,948 --> 00:20:12,216
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
432
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:16,054
to celebrate the marriage
of Danny and Riley.
433
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:23,056
I'm sorry for getting' you into
that whole mess with Annabelle.
434
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,575
It's okay. I'm going' for drinks
with Carlos next week.
435
00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:27,800
He's gonna teach me how to box.
436
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,267
At least that's what
I hope he's doing.
437
00:20:29,303 --> 00:20:31,469
He kept saying,
"I can't wait to get you in the ring."
438
00:20:32,373 --> 00:20:34,540
Well, good luck with that.
439
00:20:34,575 --> 00:20:35,574
I'm off.
440
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:36,975
Hey, you end up getting' a date
with Vikki?
441
00:20:37,011 --> 00:20:39,344
Oh, no. New York is full of weddings,
442
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:41,146
and weddings are full of bridesmaids.
443
00:20:41,181 --> 00:20:43,515
The math is on my side.
444
00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:45,183
It's only a matter of time.
445
00:20:46,075 --> 00:20:48,163
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