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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,116 --> 00:00:05,334 I can't believe we have been waiting almost three hours. 2 00:00:05,335 --> 00:00:08,776 At this rate, they should just pass out easter eggs and call it a twofer. 3 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:11,946 I'm sorry, but who knew so many people would want 4 00:00:11,947 --> 00:00:14,153 to see Santa two days before Christmas? 5 00:00:14,624 --> 00:00:15,985 Everyone. 6 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:19,244 Yeah, well, I just wish I didn't wait until now to get Emma's present. 7 00:00:19,575 --> 00:00:21,977 Who knew they'd already be sold out? 8 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,623 Again, I'm gonna go with 9 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,099 everyone. 10 00:00:25,506 --> 00:00:26,763 Now what am I gonna do? 11 00:00:26,764 --> 00:00:28,108 I have to get Emma that giggorilla. 12 00:00:28,109 --> 00:00:29,632 She loves that laughing ape. 13 00:00:29,633 --> 00:00:31,200 She told me so with her smile. 14 00:00:31,201 --> 00:00:32,577 Well, you do know there's a good chance 15 00:00:32,578 --> 00:00:34,221 that smile was just gas, right? 16 00:00:35,510 --> 00:00:36,560 You're next. 17 00:00:36,918 --> 00:00:40,869 If anyone feels the need to spit up, tear up or hiccup, 18 00:00:40,870 --> 00:00:42,472 I'd appreciate a heads-up. 19 00:00:44,432 --> 00:00:46,568 Well, I'd appreciate a hurry up. 20 00:00:46,569 --> 00:00:48,610 Because I got a turkey I need to pick up. 21 00:00:49,094 --> 00:00:50,180 (Chuckles) 22 00:00:50,181 --> 00:00:51,835 Well, here's how it's gonna go down. 23 00:00:52,191 --> 00:00:54,296 He "ho-hos," you tell him what you want, 24 00:00:54,601 --> 00:00:55,753 we snap a picture 25 00:00:56,086 --> 00:00:57,860 and then, if you'd like to make another memory, 26 00:00:57,861 --> 00:01:00,458 meet me in 20 minutes in the gingerbread house. 27 00:01:05,344 --> 00:01:07,302 I might have to fold you in half, 28 00:01:07,303 --> 00:01:09,693 but I think I can get it done. 29 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:13,115 Best offer I've had all week. 30 00:01:13,878 --> 00:01:18,439 Ho ho ho! Who is this little snowflake? 31 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,334 - Hello there. - This is Emma. 32 00:01:20,335 --> 00:01:21,899 And she's been a very good girl this year. 33 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:24,564 And would love to find a giggorilla under her tree. 34 00:01:24,565 --> 00:01:25,483 (Santa chuckles) 35 00:01:25,484 --> 00:01:27,138 Any chance you can hook a dad up? 36 00:01:27,941 --> 00:01:29,571 Well, toys come and go... 37 00:01:29,572 --> 00:01:32,832 But the spirit of Christmas, now that's the only present worth giving. 38 00:01:33,213 --> 00:01:35,268 (Sighs) You could have just said no. 39 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:36,801 Elf: All right. 40 00:01:36,802 --> 00:01:38,111 Picture time. 41 00:01:38,112 --> 00:01:39,275 (Cellphone ringing) 42 00:01:39,276 --> 00:01:40,422 (Sighs) 43 00:01:40,423 --> 00:01:41,509 It's your brother. 44 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:43,499 What? 45 00:01:43,997 --> 00:01:46,746 Danny, how could you lose a ham?! 46 00:01:47,630 --> 00:01:49,998 Hey! Where'd you get that giggorilla?! 47 00:01:50,335 --> 00:01:51,709 (Camera shutter clicks) 48 00:01:53,493 --> 00:01:55,181 (Theme music playing) 49 00:01:55,684 --> 00:01:58,629 It's amazing how the unexpected 50 00:01:58,630 --> 00:02:01,750 Can take your life and change direction. 51 00:02:01,751 --> 00:02:06,025 Synced and corrected by Nantinha www.addic7ed.com 52 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:08,814 All right. I think that's everything. 53 00:02:09,249 --> 00:02:10,623 Spark it up! 54 00:02:10,624 --> 00:02:12,188 Fire in the hole! 55 00:02:12,189 --> 00:02:13,553 (Slight buzzing) 56 00:02:13,554 --> 00:02:15,260 (Shouts) 57 00:02:18,301 --> 00:02:20,063 It's glorious! 58 00:02:23,647 --> 00:02:25,049 Whoo! Whoo! 59 00:02:25,695 --> 00:02:27,388 Huh? Oh, huh? 60 00:02:27,757 --> 00:02:29,295 Ahh... 61 00:02:29,672 --> 00:02:32,735 Oh, it isn't Christmas unless I burn my retinas. 62 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:34,461 (Chuckles) 63 00:02:34,462 --> 00:02:35,862 - (Exhales) - Yeah, it looks amazing. 64 00:02:35,863 --> 00:02:38,168 I will be sleeping with my fire extinguisher. 65 00:02:39,072 --> 00:02:40,721 Oh, you ain't seen nothin' yet. 66 00:02:40,722 --> 00:02:42,950 If there's one thing I know how to do, 67 00:02:42,951 --> 00:02:45,102 it's Christmas and wrapping... 68 00:02:45,630 --> 00:02:48,084 Gift and the other kind. 69 00:02:49,306 --> 00:02:51,691 Well, I'm coming at you like a Christmas tsunami 70 00:02:51,692 --> 00:02:52,700 Deck the halls with, what?! 71 00:02:52,701 --> 00:02:53,936 Deck the halls with Bonnie 72 00:02:53,937 --> 00:02:55,633 Fa LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA 73 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:57,041 Word. 74 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:08,782 Are you sure this was worth me giving up Christmas with my family in Aspen? 75 00:03:09,555 --> 00:03:10,413 Look... 76 00:03:10,414 --> 00:03:13,627 I could knee-deep in snow bunnies and hot tuckeys right now. 77 00:03:14,730 --> 00:03:17,393 Tucker, we are two of the luckiest people in the world. 78 00:03:17,394 --> 00:03:19,523 I mean, Mrs. Wheeler is the queen of Christmas. 79 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:22,209 Growing up, I used to look out my window on Christmas morning, 80 00:03:22,558 --> 00:03:25,519 and say, "man, I wish I was a Wheeler." 81 00:03:25,983 --> 00:03:27,565 I mean, the rest of the year, God no. 82 00:03:27,566 --> 00:03:29,165 But Christmas she does right. 83 00:03:29,767 --> 00:03:31,057 All right, people. 84 00:03:31,058 --> 00:03:33,219 I would like to thank you for signing up 85 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:35,150 to be Bonnie's little helpers. 86 00:03:35,694 --> 00:03:39,084 Now I realize I have a couple of novices here. 87 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,492 And I want you to know... 88 00:03:40,952 --> 00:03:42,874 It will not be easy. 89 00:03:42,875 --> 00:03:44,308 But it will be hard. 90 00:03:45,668 --> 00:03:47,648 The road to a perfect Christmas 91 00:03:47,649 --> 00:03:49,752 is paved with nutmeg, frosting... 92 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:51,805 And possibly tears. 93 00:03:52,545 --> 00:03:54,285 Can you handle the merriment? 94 00:03:54,995 --> 00:03:56,066 - Um... - Yeah, I think so... 95 00:03:56,067 --> 00:03:57,228 I can't hear you! 96 00:03:57,229 --> 00:03:58,595 Both: Yes, Mrs. Wheeler! 97 00:03:58,596 --> 00:04:00,023 Excellent! All right. 98 00:04:00,024 --> 00:04:02,112 Now what should we do first? 99 00:04:02,113 --> 00:04:04,080 Should we hang some garland? 100 00:04:04,551 --> 00:04:06,486 - Yeah. - Yes, I love hanging garland! 101 00:04:06,487 --> 00:04:08,892 No no! Rookie mistake! 102 00:04:09,812 --> 00:04:11,235 You gotta hang the lights 103 00:04:11,236 --> 00:04:13,630 before you hang the garland. 104 00:04:13,631 --> 00:04:15,046 - (Quietly) Right. - And before you hang, 105 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:17,101 you gotta untangle. 106 00:04:17,102 --> 00:04:18,078 (Grunts) 107 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:19,424 Here you go! 108 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,656 I got 15 more where they came from. 109 00:04:21,657 --> 00:04:23,314 - (Door opens) - Yeah. 110 00:04:23,315 --> 00:04:24,918 Here's everything from the storage locker. 111 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,890 Except the blow-up nativity scene. 112 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,392 Sorry, I might have punctured a wise man. 113 00:04:30,168 --> 00:04:31,875 Well, dod you at least bring up the robe? 114 00:04:31,876 --> 00:04:33,345 Tucker, what size are you? 115 00:04:35,498 --> 00:04:36,587 Oh, my God! 116 00:04:36,588 --> 00:04:38,281 I just got a lead on a giggorilla. 117 00:04:38,282 --> 00:04:39,725 A new shipment came in at the mall. Come on. 118 00:04:39,726 --> 00:04:40,978 Danny, I need some crowd control. 119 00:04:40,979 --> 00:04:42,649 Oh, no no no! Wait wait wait wait, no! 120 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,527 You guys have gotta get the Christmas tree. 121 00:04:44,915 --> 00:04:46,604 Christmas Eve is tomorrow. 122 00:04:46,605 --> 00:04:48,502 Sorry, mom. Ben needs me. 123 00:04:48,503 --> 00:04:50,345 Plus, I haven't started my Christmas shopping yet. 124 00:04:50,346 --> 00:04:51,839 I'm not gonna wait till the last minute this year. 125 00:04:53,437 --> 00:04:54,567 (Door closes) 126 00:04:54,568 --> 00:04:55,963 Well, now what am I gonna do? 127 00:04:56,574 --> 00:04:58,925 Ben and Danny always get the tree. 128 00:05:00,171 --> 00:05:02,023 Now who's gonna get the tree? 129 00:05:09,813 --> 00:05:11,202 Ha ha, there it is! 130 00:05:11,203 --> 00:05:12,328 There's only one left! 131 00:05:12,329 --> 00:05:13,538 (Soft festive music playing) 132 00:05:17,176 --> 00:05:19,847 (Festive rock music playing) 133 00:05:26,979 --> 00:05:28,090 (Music stops) 134 00:05:28,091 --> 00:05:29,319 No! (Groans) 135 00:05:30,108 --> 00:05:31,551 Now what are we gonna do? 136 00:05:31,552 --> 00:05:33,213 Psst. Over here. 137 00:05:36,144 --> 00:05:37,889 I think I can help you boys out. 138 00:05:38,247 --> 00:05:40,348 Oh, great. Here's my list. 139 00:05:40,349 --> 00:05:41,883 I was thinking of getting my mom a scarf. 140 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:43,330 But that's what I got her last year. 141 00:05:44,572 --> 00:05:47,887 Does your beanstalk know you left it unattended? 142 00:05:49,567 --> 00:05:52,492 I think I can help you out with a giggorilla. 143 00:05:52,493 --> 00:05:54,778 Really? But how would you ever get your hands on one? 144 00:05:54,779 --> 00:05:57,779 Well, let's just say it fell off the back of a truck. 145 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:00,505 I don't think we want a broken one. 146 00:06:01,532 --> 00:06:04,332 Wow, God really does divide. 147 00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:09,907 Just meet me out back in 20 minutes. 148 00:06:10,312 --> 00:06:11,522 (Exhales sharply) 149 00:06:11,523 --> 00:06:13,289 Oh, my God, this is so great. 150 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,580 Yeah! We actually met an elf! 151 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,571 (Eerie voice) Riley Perrin... 152 00:06:21,871 --> 00:06:24,269 Riley Perrin... 153 00:06:25,535 --> 00:06:28,618 I'm the ghost of turkeys past. 154 00:06:29,416 --> 00:06:32,130 Ignore the fact that I am naked. 155 00:06:33,068 --> 00:06:35,798 And stop staring at my giblets. 156 00:06:40,576 --> 00:06:42,233 (Normal voice) Riley, you were right. 157 00:06:42,234 --> 00:06:45,041 This is the most fun Christmas I've ever had. 158 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:48,396 Don we now our gay appar... 159 00:06:48,397 --> 00:06:50,235 What the hell is that?! 160 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:52,151 It's our tree. 161 00:06:52,465 --> 00:06:53,910 Don't you love it? 162 00:06:53,911 --> 00:06:55,866 Oh. Well, I would love it if I had asked you to go out 163 00:06:55,867 --> 00:06:57,819 and buy a giant toilet brush. 164 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:00,982 Come on, people! 165 00:07:00,983 --> 00:07:03,768 You signed on for the perfect Christmas. 166 00:07:04,085 --> 00:07:06,189 Is there anything about that tree 167 00:07:06,190 --> 00:07:08,521 that says "perfect Christmas"? 168 00:07:09,755 --> 00:07:12,074 But this little guy needed a real home. 169 00:07:12,075 --> 00:07:14,055 I mean, we are kindred spirits. 170 00:07:14,644 --> 00:07:16,450 This tree is me. 171 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:20,345 That's sweet, Tuck. 172 00:07:21,248 --> 00:07:23,367 Maybe Santa will bring you a wood chipper. 173 00:07:27,248 --> 00:07:28,224 Ben: Hello? 174 00:07:28,526 --> 00:07:29,963 Anybody here? 175 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,720 Gentlemen... 176 00:07:35,213 --> 00:07:37,922 I believe you were looking for this. 177 00:07:37,923 --> 00:07:39,435 (Laughs) Yes. Thank you. 178 00:07:39,436 --> 00:07:41,786 You're gonna make one special little girl very happy. 179 00:07:41,787 --> 00:07:43,263 Oh! Not so fast. 180 00:07:43,264 --> 00:07:44,785 The going rate is 300. 181 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:47,122 - Dollars?! - No, gumdrops. 182 00:07:47,544 --> 00:07:48,957 Yes, dollars! 183 00:07:49,547 --> 00:07:51,345 There's no way I'm paying that kind of money for this. 184 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:52,434 That's extortion. 185 00:07:52,435 --> 00:07:55,077 Well, I guess your little girl is not that special after all. 186 00:07:55,078 --> 00:07:59,184 You remember this moment when she's headlining at "girls girls girls." 187 00:08:00,291 --> 00:08:02,312 Ben, don't listen to this guy. 188 00:08:02,313 --> 00:08:04,968 I'm beginning to think he isn't even a real elf! 189 00:08:05,863 --> 00:08:08,010 Plus, I'm sure the store is gonna get another shipment. 190 00:08:08,011 --> 00:08:10,081 They will. But unfortunately for you, 191 00:08:10,082 --> 00:08:12,050 employees get first dibs. 192 00:08:12,051 --> 00:08:15,598 So I guess I am your only option. 193 00:08:16,097 --> 00:08:17,785 Oh, I don't think so. 194 00:08:19,002 --> 00:08:21,472 (Festive music playing) 195 00:08:22,181 --> 00:08:24,333 I can't believe there weren't any other options. 196 00:08:30,475 --> 00:08:33,682 Hey, remember when I said I would do anything for Emma? 197 00:08:33,683 --> 00:08:34,902 When this is over, 198 00:08:34,903 --> 00:08:36,662 I have done everything for Emma. 199 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:40,664 Hey, I've had an elf wedgie for the last six hours, 200 00:08:40,665 --> 00:08:43,126 and I think these shoes are permanently curling my toes 201 00:08:43,127 --> 00:08:44,794 and you don't see me complaining! 202 00:08:46,491 --> 00:08:48,019 Oh, my God! The bell! 203 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:49,736 - Not the bell. - All right, boys. 204 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:50,938 Santa's on break. 205 00:08:50,939 --> 00:08:52,420 - Sit in a little circle. - All right. 206 00:08:52,421 --> 00:08:53,521 We got a big show. 207 00:08:53,522 --> 00:08:54,519 We got a show. 208 00:08:55,898 --> 00:08:58,118 Five, six, seven, eight. 209 00:08:58,119 --> 00:08:59,853 Christmas joy, Christmas joy 210 00:09:00,324 --> 00:09:02,056 All across the mall 211 00:09:02,455 --> 00:09:04,408 Santa's here to bring some cheer 212 00:09:04,409 --> 00:09:06,323 To kids from small to tall, hey! 213 00:09:06,773 --> 00:09:08,863 Have some fun, spin around 214 00:09:08,864 --> 00:09:10,558 even shake your tail 215 00:09:10,905 --> 00:09:12,833 then make sure to come on back 216 00:09:12,834 --> 00:09:14,606 To the after-Christmas sale 217 00:09:14,607 --> 00:09:15,574 big finish! 218 00:09:15,887 --> 00:09:19,095 After-Christmas sale! 219 00:09:19,823 --> 00:09:23,200 Store opens at nine. 220 00:09:29,755 --> 00:09:32,145 Get back to work. This ain't no holiday. 221 00:09:32,146 --> 00:09:33,175 Whoo! 222 00:09:33,512 --> 00:09:35,799 Well, boys, I know this isn't easy. 223 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,206 But you have to admit, there's nothing better 224 00:09:38,207 --> 00:09:40,534 than putting a smile on a kid's face. 225 00:09:40,535 --> 00:09:41,714 (Chuckles) 226 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,032 Yeah, maybe your own child, 227 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,839 but I don't know these kids. 228 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,307 Ben, I think Santa's trying to say that 229 00:09:48,308 --> 00:09:50,098 the spirit of Christmas is in your heart, 230 00:09:50,099 --> 00:09:51,299 not in material things. 231 00:09:52,202 --> 00:09:53,667 Yeah, maybe you're right. 232 00:09:53,668 --> 00:09:55,997 Maybe I have overlooked the true meaning of Christmas. 233 00:09:55,998 --> 00:09:57,312 Shift's over! 234 00:09:57,313 --> 00:09:58,617 There's your giggorilla. 235 00:09:58,618 --> 00:10:00,379 Nope! Later, fat man. 236 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:04,523 All right, Bonnie's little helpers, 237 00:10:04,524 --> 00:10:06,325 it is time for a status update. 238 00:10:06,326 --> 00:10:07,356 - Yams? - Candied. 239 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,287 - Eggs? - Deviled. 240 00:10:08,288 --> 00:10:09,989 - Tree? - Almost done. 241 00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:11,143 Almost done? 242 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,511 Riley, that was supposed to be done two hours ago. 243 00:10:13,871 --> 00:10:15,337 Uh, Tucker, please tell me 244 00:10:15,338 --> 00:10:17,205 that you have finished with the gingerbread house. 245 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:20,020 Wait, what happened to the fence? 246 00:10:23,615 --> 00:10:25,684 (Clears throat) No idea. 247 00:10:26,879 --> 00:10:27,980 People! 248 00:10:27,981 --> 00:10:31,436 I am slaving to give you the perfect Christmas. 249 00:10:31,771 --> 00:10:34,137 You're either with me or against me. 250 00:10:34,138 --> 00:10:35,323 And right now you're just a couple of 251 00:10:35,324 --> 00:10:37,799 stale nuts on my holiday fruitcake! 252 00:10:39,188 --> 00:10:40,894 What's wrong with that snowman? 253 00:10:40,895 --> 00:10:42,235 Why isn't it blinking? 254 00:10:42,236 --> 00:10:43,195 Oh, my gosh! (Gasps) 255 00:10:43,196 --> 00:10:46,728 Why does Christmas hate me when I love it so much?! 256 00:10:51,639 --> 00:10:54,143 I don't think she's the one that Christmas hates. 257 00:10:55,081 --> 00:10:57,207 Okay. But, Tucker, you have to remember why she's doing this. 258 00:10:57,605 --> 00:10:59,977 I mean, she wants to give us the perfect Christmas. 259 00:10:59,978 --> 00:11:02,957 I don't know how much more perfect I can take. 260 00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:05,883 Look, I have got a gumdrop stuck up my nose. 261 00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:09,417 Which may have been my own fault. 262 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:11,919 (Sighs deeply) 263 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,539 Okay, I think there's something you need to see. 264 00:11:21,216 --> 00:11:22,644 (Gasps) 265 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,928 She made us stockings? 266 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,339 I know. 267 00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:29,658 And if you think this is good, 268 00:11:29,987 --> 00:11:32,392 wait until you see what she puts in them. 269 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:35,326 All right. 270 00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:37,067 We are back on track. 271 00:11:37,068 --> 00:11:38,414 I got him blinking again. 272 00:11:38,415 --> 00:11:40,975 Okay, it's time to kick the cheer into high gear. 273 00:11:40,976 --> 00:11:43,522 We are t-minus three to turkey time, people. 274 00:11:43,523 --> 00:11:46,028 Let's get it moving. On Tucker, on Riley! 275 00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:48,966 We did it! In your face, Christmas! 276 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,768 And now Emma's is gonna be perfect. 277 00:11:53,187 --> 00:11:56,272 Well, perfect would be if my jingle bells didn't get caught in the subway door. 278 00:11:57,439 --> 00:11:59,248 They used to jingle when I walked. 279 00:12:00,227 --> 00:12:01,483 Which was all worth it because 280 00:12:01,484 --> 00:12:02,951 when Emma wakes up tomorrow, 281 00:12:02,952 --> 00:12:05,005 this is going to be under her tree. 282 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,466 (Chewing loudly) 283 00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:12,097 I don't think she gon' like that. 284 00:12:14,796 --> 00:12:16,434 I gotta say... This doesn't look 285 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,426 anything like the picture on the box. 286 00:12:20,811 --> 00:12:22,555 Thank you for your business. 287 00:12:22,556 --> 00:12:23,938 Merry Christmas. 288 00:12:23,939 --> 00:12:26,331 Deck the halls with wads of money 289 00:12:26,332 --> 00:12:27,689 Fa LA LA LA LA LA... 290 00:12:28,238 --> 00:12:29,326 uh-oh. 291 00:12:30,046 --> 00:12:31,750 I think you've got some explaining to do. 292 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,841 I don't know what you're talking about. 293 00:12:32,842 --> 00:12:34,300 I didn't put that rock in there. 294 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,066 You're a disgrace to the tights. (Exhales) 295 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,077 Danny, look! There's one right there! 296 00:12:40,078 --> 00:12:40,984 Oh, yeah! 297 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:42,608 I got it! 298 00:12:42,609 --> 00:12:43,733 Yes! Finally! 299 00:12:43,734 --> 00:12:44,649 The door! 300 00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:47,920 Ha ha ha ha ha! 301 00:12:47,921 --> 00:12:49,946 Merry Christmas. (Laughing) 302 00:12:49,947 --> 00:12:51,769 - (Pounding on door) - Bye-bye, boys. 303 00:12:52,076 --> 00:12:53,301 (Ben and Danny yelling) 304 00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:58,990 I am the worst father ever. 305 00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:01,675 I can't believe I'm sitting in the back of a truck, 306 00:13:01,676 --> 00:13:03,594 - driving off to God-knows-where... - (Giggorilla giggling) 307 00:13:03,595 --> 00:13:04,939 Not at home with Emma. 308 00:13:05,962 --> 00:13:06,997 Danny! 309 00:13:06,998 --> 00:13:08,278 Do you really have to do that right now?! 310 00:13:08,279 --> 00:13:09,977 It's been hours. 311 00:13:09,978 --> 00:13:11,660 I just don't see what the big deal is. 312 00:13:11,661 --> 00:13:12,793 It says right here on the box, 313 00:13:13,149 --> 00:13:15,691 "hours of fun for ages six months and up." 314 00:13:16,054 --> 00:13:17,287 I'm up. 315 00:13:17,288 --> 00:13:18,136 I'm not laughing. 316 00:13:20,665 --> 00:13:22,553 (Truck braking) 317 00:13:22,554 --> 00:13:23,729 We're stopped! 318 00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,727 - Hey! We're stuck! - Help us! We're inside! 319 00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:29,531 Do you think the truck driver will believe our story? 320 00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:32,072 Dude, we're elves. Of course he'll believe us. 321 00:13:32,982 --> 00:13:34,646 - (Ben shouting) - Help, please! 322 00:13:37,212 --> 00:13:39,482 Okay, that's the last place setting. 323 00:13:39,483 --> 00:13:40,623 What's next? 324 00:13:41,732 --> 00:13:43,089 Oh, my God. 325 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,549 There's nothing left. That's it! 326 00:13:44,961 --> 00:13:46,447 It's Christmas! 327 00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:47,835 (Sobbing) 328 00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:51,408 (Inhales sharply) So beautiful. 329 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,784 Where are those boys? 330 00:13:54,785 --> 00:13:56,361 If we don't eat the ham on time, 331 00:13:56,362 --> 00:13:57,994 it throws off the pumpkin pie. 332 00:13:57,995 --> 00:13:59,355 Which undoes the caroling, 333 00:13:59,356 --> 00:14:00,577 which upsets the chestnuts, 334 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,110 which tips over the midnight snack. 335 00:14:02,111 --> 00:14:03,701 It's a house of cards, people! 336 00:14:04,445 --> 00:14:05,778 (Knocking on door) 337 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,425 Mrs. Wheeler, it's fine. 338 00:14:07,426 --> 00:14:08,883 Christmas is here. 339 00:14:08,884 --> 00:14:10,952 Oh, it's not here till I say it's here. 340 00:14:13,725 --> 00:14:14,952 Hi! 341 00:14:15,725 --> 00:14:17,388 - Remember me? - Mm. 342 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,269 I met you yesterday. 343 00:14:19,802 --> 00:14:21,593 You might recall we had a brief 344 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,458 but meaningful flirtation. 345 00:14:23,459 --> 00:14:24,759 (Scoffs) 346 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,287 And as I recall, 347 00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:28,510 the last time I saw my boys, 348 00:14:28,511 --> 00:14:29,993 they were on their way to see you 349 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,911 to return a rock. 350 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,533 Well, that's kinda why I came to talk. 351 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,768 We have a teensy situation. 352 00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:37,021 I'm assuming 353 00:14:37,022 --> 00:14:39,087 all your situations are teensy. 354 00:14:40,364 --> 00:14:41,989 It saddens me to inform you 355 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,880 that your boys had the bad fortune 356 00:14:44,881 --> 00:14:47,454 of getting trapped in the back of a truck. 357 00:14:47,455 --> 00:14:48,741 What are you talking about? 358 00:14:48,742 --> 00:14:51,069 - Trapped... it's kinda like stuck... - Yeah yeah, I got it. 359 00:14:51,070 --> 00:14:52,376 - ...but it's worse. - (Mouthing) 360 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:54,946 But here's the good news: 361 00:14:54,947 --> 00:14:56,184 I called the trucking company... 362 00:14:56,673 --> 00:14:58,673 perhaps not as quick as I should have, 363 00:14:58,674 --> 00:14:59,927 but I did. 364 00:14:59,928 --> 00:15:01,438 And your boys have been deposited 365 00:15:01,439 --> 00:15:03,202 at a bus depot in Pennsylvania. 366 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:05,465 So they're on their way home now? 367 00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:07,245 Well, uh, I would love to say yes, 368 00:15:07,246 --> 00:15:08,865 but the correct answer is no. 369 00:15:10,299 --> 00:15:12,099 There's a blizzard. 370 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,326 No busses coming or going. 371 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:18,513 So they're missing Christmas? 372 00:15:18,514 --> 00:15:20,201 Yeah, that's about it. 373 00:15:20,202 --> 00:15:21,519 Whoo! (Chuckles) 374 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,452 Feels good to have gotten that off my chest. 375 00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:26,358 Okay! 376 00:15:26,684 --> 00:15:28,182 It's official. 377 00:15:28,183 --> 00:15:30,299 Everything is ruined! 378 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,262 All my months of planning 379 00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:34,426 to give everyone the perfect Christmas, 380 00:15:34,427 --> 00:15:38,321 and all they care about is getting their hands on some stupid toy. 381 00:15:38,322 --> 00:15:39,519 Well, you know what? 382 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,936 I'm finished, I'm done. 383 00:15:40,937 --> 00:15:42,460 Pack it up, it's over! 384 00:15:42,761 --> 00:15:44,592 Wait, what? No no! Not done. 385 00:15:44,593 --> 00:15:46,162 No. I'm sorry. 386 00:15:46,163 --> 00:15:47,243 Christmas is over. 387 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,589 Oh, no no no no. 388 00:15:51,590 --> 00:15:53,046 You listen to me, woman. 389 00:15:53,602 --> 00:15:55,224 You have promised me the perfect Christmas, 390 00:15:55,225 --> 00:15:56,678 and you're gonna give it to us. 391 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,117 I mean, we have hung the lights 392 00:15:58,118 --> 00:15:59,800 and iced the cookies and hooked the ornaments 393 00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:01,629 and minced the meat, roasted the chestnuts, 394 00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:02,952 polished the silver, strung the garland 395 00:16:03,434 --> 00:16:07,405 and even spent four hours glazing your damn Christmas ham! 396 00:16:07,406 --> 00:16:09,447 So you are gonna give us the perfect Christmas, 397 00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:11,768 or you have another thing coming, lady. 398 00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:16,604 Wait a minute. 399 00:16:17,753 --> 00:16:19,275 Where's the ham? 400 00:16:21,735 --> 00:16:24,299 I'm a naughty naughty elf. 401 00:16:27,097 --> 00:16:30,046 Sorry, bud. Still no busses going out tonight. 402 00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:32,372 - (Sighs) - But, on the bright side, 403 00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:35,180 I'm going out with the ticket girl next week. 404 00:16:35,181 --> 00:16:36,827 If I can score in this, 405 00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:38,364 I can score in anything. 406 00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:42,227 All I wanted to do was give Emma the perfect Christmas. 407 00:16:42,617 --> 00:16:44,589 And now I'm stuck two hours away from home 408 00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:46,852 in a bus depot in a bad velvet suit 409 00:16:46,853 --> 00:16:48,408 with a bunch of losers. 410 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,505 No offense. 411 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,036 Merry Christmas to me. 412 00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:56,989 Hey, is that Santa? 413 00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:58,362 (Exhales) Danny, for the last time, 414 00:16:58,363 --> 00:16:59,957 Santa doesn't... 415 00:17:00,742 --> 00:17:02,260 that's the guy from the store. 416 00:17:02,261 --> 00:17:03,543 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's him. 417 00:17:04,055 --> 00:17:06,479 Hey, you! Remember us? 418 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,992 (Chuckling) Hey, boys. 419 00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,511 Where's your nasty little sidekick? 420 00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:11,673 - What do you mean? - Your elf. 421 00:17:11,674 --> 00:17:12,807 He pulled a fast one on us. 422 00:17:12,808 --> 00:17:14,495 And now we can't get home for Christmas. 423 00:17:14,496 --> 00:17:15,985 Well, I'm sorry about that. 424 00:17:15,986 --> 00:17:18,363 But I'm just like you guys tonight, you know? 425 00:17:18,364 --> 00:17:19,811 I'm trying to get home to the family. 426 00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:20,913 (Scoffs) 427 00:17:21,403 --> 00:17:23,294 Are you elves? 428 00:17:23,295 --> 00:17:24,737 Do we look like elves? 429 00:17:25,243 --> 00:17:27,467 Uh, yeah, we kinda do. 430 00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,245 Can you tell Santa where to find me? 431 00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:32,089 Look, I hate to break it to you kid, 432 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:33,954 but we don't know Santa, okay? 433 00:17:38,094 --> 00:17:39,807 What is wrong with you?! 434 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,438 We do know Santa! 435 00:17:42,516 --> 00:17:45,038 Hey, do you have your suit in that bag? 436 00:17:45,537 --> 00:17:46,547 Always. 437 00:17:47,772 --> 00:17:49,313 I bet you can't catch me. 438 00:17:49,314 --> 00:17:50,658 Ohh! Oooh! 439 00:17:50,659 --> 00:17:51,825 Ho ho ho! 440 00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:53,821 Hear that? 441 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,472 I think it might be Santa. 442 00:17:55,473 --> 00:17:56,496 (Door opens) 443 00:17:56,497 --> 00:17:57,523 Ho ho ho! 444 00:17:57,831 --> 00:17:59,627 Merry Christmas! 445 00:17:59,628 --> 00:18:01,711 Santa, you found me! 446 00:18:01,712 --> 00:18:04,312 Yes. Well, that's the thing about Christmas. 447 00:18:04,313 --> 00:18:06,877 If follows you wherever you go. 448 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,207 (Laughing) 449 00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,641 - Whoo! - (Giggling) 450 00:18:10,285 --> 00:18:11,572 Right over here. 451 00:18:12,054 --> 00:18:13,994 Right there. Oh! 452 00:18:14,322 --> 00:18:17,074 So, what would you like Santa to bring you? 453 00:18:17,479 --> 00:18:21,011 All I wanna do is go home and see my daddy. 454 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,615 I miss him so much. 455 00:18:23,105 --> 00:18:25,985 Well, I'm sure he misses you very much too. 456 00:18:26,516 --> 00:18:27,511 But you know, 457 00:18:28,132 --> 00:18:29,800 sometimes things happen 458 00:18:30,395 --> 00:18:32,371 and you can't be with the people you love. 459 00:18:33,493 --> 00:18:34,963 Right, son? 460 00:18:41,046 --> 00:18:42,460 Santa's right. 461 00:18:43,775 --> 00:18:45,654 I know what it's like to miss someone. 462 00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:48,223 But I can tell you... 463 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,863 Even though when you're not with your dad, 464 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,840 you're right here in his heart. 465 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:04,848 But here. 466 00:19:06,989 --> 00:19:08,626 Maybe you can hug this... 467 00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:10,373 - Ohh! - ...Until you get home to him. 468 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:13,093 - Thank you! - (Chuckling) 469 00:19:17,135 --> 00:19:18,869 You could do this for a living. 470 00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,428 (Chuckles) 471 00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:24,337 Merry Christmas, Ben. 472 00:19:25,423 --> 00:19:27,244 Merry Christmas to you too. 473 00:19:28,151 --> 00:19:30,680 Special delivery for the wheelers! 474 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,165 - Emma! - Ho ho ho, everyone! 475 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,000 Here's your daddy. 476 00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:36,171 Hi! 477 00:19:36,713 --> 00:19:38,902 Mom, I'm so happy you're here. I'm sorry... 478 00:19:39,203 --> 00:19:40,641 I screwed everything up. 479 00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:42,622 (Sighs) I can't believe I thought a toy 480 00:19:42,623 --> 00:19:44,198 would make Christmas perfect. 481 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:46,166 It's okay, Benji. 482 00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:50,026 You're not the only one who went a little nuts this holiday season. 483 00:19:50,027 --> 00:19:52,220 It took seeing a cup full of Christmas crazy 484 00:19:52,221 --> 00:19:54,050 for me to realize what's really important... 485 00:19:54,733 --> 00:19:56,324 just being with my family. 486 00:19:57,286 --> 00:20:00,464 Yeah, you were a little fa-LA-LA-looney. 487 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:01,476 (Laughing) 488 00:20:01,477 --> 00:20:03,451 I was talking about Riley. 489 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,904 But I don't understand how you guys got here. 490 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:09,180 The roads were all closed because of the storm. 491 00:20:09,181 --> 00:20:11,058 What are you talking about? They were totally clear. 492 00:20:11,059 --> 00:20:13,778 - I was going like 90. (Laughs) - It was awesome. 493 00:20:14,369 --> 00:20:16,200 Wait, there aren't any cops in here, are there? 494 00:20:17,369 --> 00:20:18,897 Hey, where's Santa? 495 00:20:18,898 --> 00:20:20,239 He's right over... 496 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:23,012 huh, that's weird. 497 00:20:23,671 --> 00:20:25,119 He didn't even say goodbye. 498 00:20:28,231 --> 00:20:29,524 Don't worry. 499 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,348 If we need him... 500 00:20:31,837 --> 00:20:33,934 I have a feeling he'll find us. 501 00:20:33,935 --> 00:20:36,288 (Chuckles) Merry Christmas, Emma. 502 00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:41,585 All: So have some fun 503 00:20:41,586 --> 00:20:42,816 spinning around 504 00:20:42,817 --> 00:20:44,587 even shake your rear 505 00:20:44,919 --> 00:20:46,784 no matter where your Christmas is 506 00:20:46,785 --> 00:20:48,785 Make it full of cheer 507 00:20:48,786 --> 00:20:49,874 Big finish! 508 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:53,216 Make it full of cheer! 509 00:20:53,631 --> 00:20:54,787 - (Cheers and applause) - Yah! 510 00:20:59,294 --> 00:21:00,849 I'm sorry! 511 00:21:02,642 --> 00:21:05,822 Well, boss, those Wheelers were a tough one, 512 00:21:05,823 --> 00:21:08,578 but I think we pulled it off. 513 00:21:08,579 --> 00:21:10,360 So, should we go get some dinner? 514 00:21:10,361 --> 00:21:11,583 Oh, no need. 515 00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:13,496 I got us a ham. 516 00:21:13,965 --> 00:21:15,563 (Laughing) Ho ho ho ho! 517 00:21:15,613 --> 00:21:20,163 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35908

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