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Previously, on "Another Period"...
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[WAILING]
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[SCREAMING]
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Poor Lillian's memory was erased.
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You don't remember who you are,
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and you don't remember where you are.
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That's about right.
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We should get you home, shouldn't we?
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I live here?
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And you make love to me
with no protection
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because you're my wife.
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My prince charming left a clue!
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Come back, mystery lady!
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Frederick is your [BLEEP] beloved!
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It's his [BLEEP] name
in the [BLEEP] ring!
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This is not my baby.
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This is the wrong baby! This is not...
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this is the wrong baby!
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I'm running for president?
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[LAUGHING] Oh, fantastic!
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MEN: Frederick for president!
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If we want to be president in '08,
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we've gotta go straight to the people.
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MEN: Frederick for president!
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Oh, Frederick!
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Remember, all you have to do is wave.
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No words.
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Just put your hand up and wave.
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Do you understand?
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- No words.
- What are you going to say?
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- [MUMBLES WORDLESSLY]
- [MUMBLES APPROVINGLY]
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Well, if I'm allowed
to say anything, then...
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- Shh!
- Manure Association of America
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is proud to present...
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Vice President Frederick Bellacourt!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[STATELY MUSIC]
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?
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[CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY]
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[BAND PLAYING "YANKEE DOODLE"]
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?
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[FLAMES RUSHING]
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[FIRE CRACKLING]
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Oh, my God.
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[GASPS, SHOUTS]
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[BLOWING FRANTICALLY]
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[YELPING]
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[CROWD MURMURING]
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[QUIETLY] What are you doing?
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Freddy... no!
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No, no!
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Oh, holy Moses, no.
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No.
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- [GRUNTS]
- Frederick,
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put down the horse shit.
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[CROWD GASPS]
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Put it back, put it back!
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[INTENSE MUSIC]
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[FREDERICK PANTING]
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[STATELY MUSIC]
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?
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See? I didn't say a word.
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[BREATHING SHARPLY]
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? I want the money ?
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? I want the fame ?
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? I want the whole world
to know my name ?
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? This is mine ?
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? I gotta get it ?
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? I got to get it ?
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? Got-got to get it ?
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? Another period ?
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[SIGHS DREAMILY] I can't wait to see
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the look on Frederick's face
when I show him the ring
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he left inside me at the ball.
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What is this I'm hearing about
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you desecrating our flag?
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Am I gonna have to cut
my hunting trip short?!
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I'm one grizzly cub shy
of killing an entire family!
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- Oh, just leave the one.
- You are about to destroy
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everything I've worked so hard for!
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I am terrified at
what you're capable of.
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Oh, well, there's no reason
to be scared.
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It's not dark out...
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yet.
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Uh, bye, Mr. Rosenfeld!
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- Frederick?
- Yes.
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- I have something to tell you.
- Me too.
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You know the symbol of America?
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Well, I set it on fire and covered it
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in a steaming pile of horse shit,
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and now everybody's talking about me.
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Frederick, what I have to say
is important.
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Do you remember how we met
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our soul mates at the masquerade ball?
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Yes, and being jilted
by my mystery soul mate
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is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
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What do you mean?
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Well, now that I'm done with love
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and focused on my career,
there's a pretty picture of me
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in every newspaper, with a caption
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that says something
about a national joke.
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[MEEKLY] Oh.
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So, Beatrice,
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what was it you wanted to tell me?
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I, um...
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That's... that's all I had to say.
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- Hmm.
- "I, um."
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Oh, dear God. Well, thank you
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- for letting me know.
- You're welcome.
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[SOMBER PIANO MUSIC]
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?
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It's been two weeks,
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and no matter how many
loads of laundry I do
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or loads of Kerrtrussel I take,
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I just can't seem to remember who I am.
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[GRUNTING]
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[IRISH WOODWIND MUSIC]
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[YELPS, SHOUTS]
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God...
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Ah, forgot me gun again!
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I'll tell you what,
I'd forget me belt too.
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Great green goblins, what is this mess?!
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[SOBBING] I don't know what I'm doing.
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None of this feels right!
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I'm not good at cooking
and cleaning and...
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[SOBS] Rubbing peat oil
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on your aching feet.
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- [CRYING]
- Oh, Garbagella.
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I love the way you rub my feet.
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I'm sorry about all the blisters.
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Policeman shoes aren't good for much
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but kicking hobos and stomping tramps.
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I wish I could remember who I was.
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I'll help you find who you are.
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[PLEASANT TUNE]
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You will?
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? Isn't it great, now we're together? ?
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? And I can correct you
when you're wrong ?
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? And now you can see
that life is better ?
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- Ooh, ah!
- [SCREAMS]
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? When you're in your place ?
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? Where you belong ?
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? Ah-ooh ?
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? Things are gonna be so improved ?
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? When you do the things you do ?
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?
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[BOTH SCREAMING, LAUGHING]
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[VOCALIZING]
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Help!
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[VOCALIZING]
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?
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? Wah-wah-ooh ?
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? It's simply destiny ?
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? Someone like you ?
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? Is meant for me ?
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[TOILET FLUSHING]
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[SPRIGHTLY CLASSICAL MUSIC]
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?
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Freddy!
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What are these telegrams
you keep sending out
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- at all hours?
- Those are my musings.
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"Make America great for the first time."
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- Mm-hmm.
- "My plan for the economy
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is that I am rich."
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"I declare Civil War II"?
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What do these even mean?
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Well, I guess there already was one,
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so it has to be a sequel.
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That never is good, but what can you do?
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Half the country is furious,
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but the other half...
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loves you!
I like the sound of that half.
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I thought you'd have to wait
until 1908 to run,
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but I think you could
beat Roosevelt now.
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Freddy!
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Do you want to be president?
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- Do I have to?
- Well...
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do you want more applause
and portraits painted?
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- Yes!
- Then I'll make
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the announcement tomorrow morning.
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- [GASPS]
- We have so much hard work
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ahead of us!
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Work? There's more work?
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Nothing but work, work, work ahead of us
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until the minute you take office!
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I can't possibly work any harder
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than I already am.
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I've been standing here
for an hour, at least.
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At least five minutes.
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Five, ten minutes.
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- Blanche! You're back.
- [GASPS]
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Here, take this... shit-maker from me.
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[GENTLE MUSIC]
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- [SOBBING]
- I'd say he missed you,
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but I doubt he knows who you are.
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Back to work, back to work!
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Stop feeling.
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?
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[BREATHLESSLY] Hi. Murray.
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He's alive.
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My baby is alive!
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For the first time in my life,
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I can honestly say I'm glad
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I didn't die in my sleep last night!
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[LAUGHS EXCITEDLY]
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.
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Now that Lillian's gone,
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Mother fired me,
and Frederick wants to be alone,
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there is no one in the world
who loves me.
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So, I'm going to get advice
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from the least-loved person I know.
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Hostess?
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Hon-ton?
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Becky?
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- Hortense.
- Yes.
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Can I ask you some advice?
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No, I do not know
the best way to kill myself,
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even though I must
think about it day and night.
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No, it's something else this time.
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Oh, okay.
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So, people don't like you, right?
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So, it is not something else, but, yes.
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I am a smart, independent woman,
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so I am generally disliked. What of it?
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Well, I lost the love of my life,
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and the man who I thought
was the future love of my life,
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because the man who I thought
was the future love of my life
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was the same man as the love of my life.
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But you already know all that.
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Yes, and how can I help you?
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Now that no one loves me...
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what am I supposed to do?
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[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]
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Oh.
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Being unloved can be
quite liberating, actually.
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With nobody to care about but yourself,
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you can spend your time
any way you want.
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I never thought about it before.
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I've always just done what
Lillian, or Frederick,
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or the horse that told me
to murder his family wanted.
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?
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Well...
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now is your chance to do what you want.
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- Oh!
- Travel, get a hobby.
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Read a book.
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Well, and learn the alphabet first.
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Oh, so many options.
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Would you...
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want to do something together?
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[BOTH GIGGLE]
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Just us...
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- lonely gals?
- [CHUCKLES]
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Remember how I said
that people don't like you?
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Oh, yes.
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Well, I'm one of those people.
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But thank you.
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When Frederick's in charge,
we're finally going to
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get rid of all those poor people.
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Garfield, we are those poor people.
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No, if he's in charge,
we're all going to die.
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We're all going to die!
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Oh, it won't be that bad.
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Yes, our wages will be cut,
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our rights will be
systematically dismantled,
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and the doctor will be fired,
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00:09:48,607 --> 00:09:50,509
causing all of us to die,
but that's as it should be.
267
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I agree.
268
00:09:51,543 --> 00:09:52,644
To hell with it.
269
00:09:52,677 --> 00:09:54,679
Let it all burn to the ground.
270
00:09:54,713 --> 00:09:56,882
No! That man is dangerous.
271
00:09:56,915 --> 00:09:58,750
He says he wants a Civil War II.
272
00:09:58,783 --> 00:10:00,585
Why are you so scared of war?
273
00:10:00,619 --> 00:10:02,954
It's a man's most natural state,
you [BLEEP] idiot.
274
00:10:02,988 --> 00:10:04,155
You can't think of a reason
275
00:10:04,189 --> 00:10:05,690
I wouldn't want another civil war?
276
00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:06,858
[SHRIEKING] We're all gonna die!
277
00:10:06,892 --> 00:10:08,260
Oh, stop your hysterics, woman.
278
00:10:08,293 --> 00:10:10,562
Frederick doesn't mean
the things he says.
279
00:10:10,595 --> 00:10:12,230
- That's why I like him.
- Oh, I think he means
280
00:10:12,264 --> 00:10:14,299
exactly what he says,
and that's why I like him.
281
00:10:14,332 --> 00:10:16,868
Well, either way,
that idiot is never actually
282
00:10:16,902 --> 00:10:19,137
going to be in charge.
He thinks rain is a hoax
283
00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:21,006
created by the umbrella industry.
284
00:10:21,039 --> 00:10:23,074
Oh, he's going to build
a roof over America,
285
00:10:23,108 --> 00:10:24,976
and then we'll never get wet again!
286
00:10:25,010 --> 00:10:26,611
Well, it doesn't matter anyway,
287
00:10:26,645 --> 00:10:28,914
because we're already dead,
and none of you can see it!
288
00:10:28,947 --> 00:10:30,615
All right, all right!
289
00:10:30,649 --> 00:10:33,118
This is why servants should
never discuss politics,
290
00:10:33,151 --> 00:10:35,220
religion, or contemporary
American painting.
291
00:10:35,253 --> 00:10:37,289
Whistler is overrated.
292
00:10:37,322 --> 00:10:40,091
Whistler is a master of color and light,
293
00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:41,726
and you know it! Whistler?
294
00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,795
Whistler?! Whistler sucks.
295
00:10:43,828 --> 00:10:46,965
John Singer Sargent...
now that is a real painter!
296
00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:49,701
Sargent's landscapes
are middling at best,
297
00:10:49,734 --> 00:10:50,802
you repulsive troll.
298
00:10:50,835 --> 00:10:51,970
You wanna tell me
299
00:10:52,003 --> 00:10:53,004
that Whistler's "Mother"
is a good piece?
300
00:10:53,038 --> 00:10:54,639
Come on! Well, it is!
301
00:10:54,673 --> 00:10:56,575
It's an old lady sitting
around, doing nothing!
302
00:10:56,608 --> 00:10:58,343
- No, no!
- When I see subjects,
303
00:10:58,376 --> 00:10:59,845
I want them to be doing something,
304
00:10:59,878 --> 00:11:01,680
or at least be posing!
305
00:11:01,713 --> 00:11:04,749
? I'm trying to get that money ?
306
00:11:04,783 --> 00:11:07,752
[HOPEFUL PIANO MUSIC]
307
00:11:07,786 --> 00:11:14,626
?
308
00:11:28,907 --> 00:11:30,942
[MOUTHING WORD]
309
00:11:32,244 --> 00:11:33,211
Now that I'm done with Frederick,
310
00:11:33,245 --> 00:11:35,847
I'm off to the place
where rich people go
311
00:11:35,881 --> 00:11:37,682
when they're completely out of options.
312
00:11:37,716 --> 00:11:44,189
?
313
00:11:44,222 --> 00:11:45,657
? Money don't sleep ?
314
00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:47,325
? Got a penny by the minute ?
315
00:11:47,359 --> 00:11:49,394
[MEN LAUGHING RAUCOUSLY]
316
00:11:49,427 --> 00:11:51,162
Okay! [LAUGHS]
317
00:11:51,196 --> 00:11:53,865
- O'Malley, here's for you.
- Ah, thank you.
318
00:11:53,899 --> 00:11:55,300
O'Shaugnessy.
319
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,768
- Thank you, dearie.
- Ain't cheating this time.
320
00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:58,336
- [LAUGHING] Okay.
- [LAUGHS] Muah!
321
00:11:58,370 --> 00:12:00,405
- [GIGGLES]
- Oh, thank you, sweetie.
322
00:12:00,438 --> 00:12:02,340
O'Connor, you keep
looking at me like that,
323
00:12:02,374 --> 00:12:04,309
I'm gonna have to
make you my husband, too.
324
00:12:04,342 --> 00:12:08,146
[LAUGHING LOUDLY]
325
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:09,881
Who am I kidding? You can have a pat.
326
00:12:09,915 --> 00:12:11,016
[LAUGHING] Ah, there you go, then!
327
00:12:11,049 --> 00:12:12,817
- [LAUGHING]
- Okay!
328
00:12:12,851 --> 00:12:15,320
- [LAUGHING HEARTILY]
- Okay.
329
00:12:15,353 --> 00:12:17,355
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
330
00:12:17,389 --> 00:12:19,858
What kind of sick game
are you playing here,
331
00:12:19,891 --> 00:12:22,294
- Kerrtrussel?
- I have no idea
332
00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:23,862
- what you're talking about.
- What are you doing
333
00:12:23,895 --> 00:12:25,263
with Lillian Bellacourt?
334
00:12:25,297 --> 00:12:27,799
Shh! Hush up.
335
00:12:27,832 --> 00:12:30,735
You know how sad I've been
since my Petunia died.
336
00:12:30,769 --> 00:12:32,137
Petunia was your cat.
337
00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:34,906
And she made the house into a home!
338
00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:36,274
Look, I've got no problem
with you tricking a woman
339
00:12:36,308 --> 00:12:38,143
with amnesia into
believing she's your wife.
340
00:12:38,176 --> 00:12:39,911
I mean, we've all done it.
341
00:12:39,945 --> 00:12:42,981
The problem that I have
is that it's her.
342
00:12:43,014 --> 00:12:44,883
She's a damn heiress, man.
343
00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:46,985
And when her family finds out
about this,
344
00:12:47,018 --> 00:12:48,253
you'll be in the clink.
345
00:12:48,286 --> 00:12:49,821
And it'll be worth it!
346
00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:51,857
She's the greatest woman
I've ever known or abducted.
347
00:12:53,325 --> 00:12:55,827
- Food, food!
- [MEN LAUGH RAUCOUSLY]
348
00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:57,362
[BOTH LAUGHING]
349
00:12:57,395 --> 00:13:00,031
- Of course, some food.
- Pretzels for you, honey.
350
00:13:00,065 --> 00:13:02,200
- My favorite German dish!
- [GIGGLES]
351
00:13:04,436 --> 00:13:05,370
I fold.
352
00:13:05,394 --> 00:13:07,394
.
353
00:13:07,431 --> 00:13:09,199
[HARPSICHORD AND HIP-HOP MASH-UP]
354
00:13:09,232 --> 00:13:10,834
?
355
00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:12,469
Would you like me to pack this?
356
00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:13,837
You have 12 other birdcages.
357
00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:15,539
Blanche, I want to make
a good impression.
358
00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:19,376
Beatrice, can I ask your advice?
359
00:13:19,409 --> 00:13:20,811
Celery is making me be president,
360
00:13:20,844 --> 00:13:22,512
but it sounds really hard.
361
00:13:22,546 --> 00:13:24,715
[SHRIEKING] No!
For the love of America, no!
362
00:13:26,216 --> 00:13:27,751
Nothing.
363
00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:30,153
I thought you were dead.
364
00:13:30,187 --> 00:13:31,321
No, I'm still holding on.
365
00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:32,789
Oh! Huh.
366
00:13:34,825 --> 00:13:36,460
Well, if I'm president,
I won't be able to focus
367
00:13:36,493 --> 00:13:38,762
on what really matters, like...
368
00:13:38,795 --> 00:13:41,431
what's for dessert, or...
or teaching myself how to fly.
369
00:13:41,465 --> 00:13:42,699
This is as far as I've gotten.
370
00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:46,470
Hmm. You should focus on that.
371
00:13:46,503 --> 00:13:48,538
- You're so close.
- Thank you.
372
00:13:48,572 --> 00:13:49,906
Blanche, don't forget to pack my Bible.
373
00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:51,575
- I want to look smart.
- Yes.
374
00:13:51,608 --> 00:13:53,377
- Are you going somewhere?
- I'm going to college.
375
00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:54,177
[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]
376
00:13:54,211 --> 00:13:55,379
Ew.
377
00:13:55,412 --> 00:13:56,513
Gross. When?
378
00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:58,815
I don't know. Tomorrow?
379
00:13:58,849 --> 00:14:01,218
I'm... not sure how college works.
380
00:14:01,251 --> 00:14:02,519
Well, if you're gone,
381
00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:04,421
then I won't have anyone to play with.
382
00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:07,924
So, I... might as well be president.
383
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:09,459
Will you at least stay for the speech
384
00:14:09,493 --> 00:14:11,495
where I tell everyone
I'm going to ruin the world?
385
00:14:11,528 --> 00:14:13,497
Or run the world? What's the..
386
00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:15,565
Sounds boring, but... all right.
387
00:14:15,599 --> 00:14:16,566
?
388
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,769
Thank you.
389
00:14:18,802 --> 00:14:20,537
- You found your ring.
- Oh, yes.
390
00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:21,738
Turns out I left it on my desk,
391
00:14:21,772 --> 00:14:23,273
and not in the soggy velvet
392
00:14:23,307 --> 00:14:25,375
of the mystery woman of my dreams.
393
00:14:25,409 --> 00:14:27,878
Well, all right.
394
00:14:27,911 --> 00:14:31,615
I guess I'm... off to be president.
395
00:14:31,648 --> 00:14:34,318
Unless anybody wants to stop me.
396
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,786
[STIRRING STRING MUSIC]
397
00:14:35,819 --> 00:14:36,954
?
398
00:14:36,987 --> 00:14:38,488
[MUMBLING IN PANIC]
399
00:14:38,522 --> 00:14:41,325
[YELPING QUIETLY]
400
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,492
- Did you say something?
- Nothing.
401
00:14:42,526 --> 00:14:43,760
- You didn't say anything?
- No.
402
00:14:43,794 --> 00:14:44,761
Okay.
403
00:14:44,795 --> 00:14:46,763
Uh...
404
00:14:46,797 --> 00:14:48,532
- Well... it's a lot of power.
- [YELPS]
405
00:14:48,565 --> 00:14:50,000
A lot of responsibility.
406
00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:51,535
- [MUMBLING]
- That I don't have to do...
407
00:14:51,568 --> 00:14:54,004
if anyone says literally anything.
408
00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:55,906
Miss Beatrice,
perhaps you should stop him.
409
00:14:55,939 --> 00:14:59,242
No, I think it's better this way.
410
00:14:59,276 --> 00:15:00,377
- Good-bye.
- Bye.
411
00:15:02,846 --> 00:15:03,714
[DOOR CLICKS SHUT]
412
00:15:09,653 --> 00:15:12,389
[GENTLE PIANO MELODY]
413
00:15:12,422 --> 00:15:14,458
?
414
00:15:14,491 --> 00:15:17,394
[SERENE FIDDLE MELODY]
415
00:15:17,427 --> 00:15:18,462
[DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN]
416
00:15:18,495 --> 00:15:20,731
Oh! Sadly, it's back to work
417
00:15:20,764 --> 00:15:22,933
- for me, dearie.
- No, you're working?
418
00:15:22,966 --> 00:15:25,002
I was gonna make wood biscuits
for lunch.
419
00:15:25,035 --> 00:15:26,670
Oh, that sounds too delicious,
420
00:15:26,703 --> 00:15:28,405
but I had to pick up an extra shift...
421
00:15:28,438 --> 00:15:30,307
big event for the vice president.
422
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:31,675
Wait, that sounds familiar.
423
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:33,043
No, it doesn't!
424
00:15:33,076 --> 00:15:35,879
[PLEASANTLY]
Politics is boring and for men.
425
00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:37,714
Don't worry your pretty little mind
426
00:15:37,748 --> 00:15:39,416
about that, my little pie.
427
00:15:39,449 --> 00:15:40,751
Kisses forever.
428
00:15:40,784 --> 00:15:41,818
- Kisses forever.
- [GIGGLES]
429
00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:45,656
[CHUCKLES]
430
00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:46,857
[DOOR CLICK SHUT]
431
00:15:48,859 --> 00:15:50,027
Kertrussel!
432
00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:53,964
Kertrussel! You forgot your gun!
433
00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:55,499
Kertrussel!
434
00:15:55,532 --> 00:15:58,335
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
435
00:15:58,368 --> 00:16:00,537
[PATRIOTIC MUSIC]
436
00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:02,673
?
437
00:16:02,706 --> 00:16:05,475
Dear America, I come to you today
438
00:16:05,509 --> 00:16:07,644
not just as a man,
439
00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:08,845
but as a great man.
440
00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:11,748
And not just as a great man,
441
00:16:11,782 --> 00:16:13,650
but as a president man.
442
00:16:13,684 --> 00:16:16,520
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
443
00:16:22,392 --> 00:16:23,593
This ring...
444
00:16:23,627 --> 00:16:25,963
[DRAMATIC STRING MUSIC]
445
00:16:25,996 --> 00:16:26,964
Today...
446
00:16:26,997 --> 00:16:28,465
My ring!
447
00:16:28,498 --> 00:16:29,900
Where did it go?
448
00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:30,901
[STAMMERS]
449
00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:33,737
Fre... Fre...
450
00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:35,372
[SIGHS HAPPILY]
451
00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:36,940
Hey!
452
00:16:36,974 --> 00:16:38,709
I used to have a ring
just like that! [LAUGHS]
453
00:16:38,742 --> 00:16:39,743
[GASPS]
454
00:16:39,776 --> 00:16:40,877
[WHISPERING] It was you.
455
00:16:40,911 --> 00:16:42,679
?
456
00:16:42,713 --> 00:16:43,480
[WHISPERING] You are my beloved.
457
00:16:43,513 --> 00:16:44,681
Freddy!
458
00:16:44,715 --> 00:16:46,416
Go on with the announcement.
459
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:47,918
CROWD: Frederick, Frederick!
460
00:16:47,951 --> 00:16:50,587
[APPLAUSE AND CHANTING]
461
00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:53,557
Thank you, thank you, but...
462
00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:55,926
I don't need your love.
463
00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:58,929
In fact, I'm a little disgusted by it.
464
00:16:58,962 --> 00:17:00,497
There's only one person
465
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:01,898
who will always love me no matter what.
466
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,102
And it's my sister, Beatrice.
467
00:17:05,135 --> 00:17:06,536
[STIRRING MUSIC]
468
00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:08,472
?
469
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,607
You people only love me
because I burned the flag
470
00:17:10,641 --> 00:17:12,376
and destabilized our democracy,
471
00:17:12,409 --> 00:17:14,144
but Beatrice doesn't care
about that stuff.
472
00:17:14,177 --> 00:17:17,147
Beatrice just cares about me,
and how I feel,
473
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,149
and if my hair looks pretty.
474
00:17:19,182 --> 00:17:21,451
- It does look pretty.
- Thank you, Beatrice.
475
00:17:21,485 --> 00:17:23,887
I'm not qualified for president.
476
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,988
I don't even know if it's pronounced
477
00:17:25,022 --> 00:17:26,957
the "U-S" or the "us."
478
00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:29,593
And frankly, I don't care.
479
00:17:29,626 --> 00:17:31,962
Because I don't care about this country.
480
00:17:31,995 --> 00:17:33,830
And I don't care about any of you.
481
00:17:33,864 --> 00:17:36,967
All I care about is Beatrice.
482
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,669
- Oh, Frederick.
- Oh, Beatrice.
483
00:17:38,702 --> 00:17:40,971
[BOTH MOANING SOFTLY]
484
00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:43,974
[SLOW ROCK MUSIC]
485
00:17:44,007 --> 00:17:50,847
?
486
00:17:51,782 --> 00:17:53,617
Oh, goodness me.
487
00:17:53,641 --> 00:17:55,641
.
488
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,671
[SLOW ROCK MUSIC]
489
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:03,309
?
490
00:18:03,342 --> 00:18:05,244
Kertrussel!
491
00:18:05,277 --> 00:18:06,645
Kertrussel.
492
00:18:06,679 --> 00:18:08,714
You forgot your gun again, sweetheart.
493
00:18:08,747 --> 00:18:11,217
I told you to not leave
the house, darling.
494
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,351
Oh, hi, Lillian!
495
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:13,619
Hi, Beatrice.
496
00:18:13,652 --> 00:18:16,589
[QUICKENING STRING MUSIC]
497
00:18:16,622 --> 00:18:17,590
[SCREAMS]
498
00:18:17,623 --> 00:18:19,492
Beatrice...
499
00:18:19,525 --> 00:18:21,427
I literally have
no behavioral standards at all.
500
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:24,196
I can make anyone cry
in under 60 seconds.
501
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:25,664
I get to marry the prince! I'm Lillian!
502
00:18:25,698 --> 00:18:28,100
Imagine my face on a milk jar...
503
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:29,502
or an oat sack.
504
00:18:29,535 --> 00:18:31,070
I can't be better than you at anything?
505
00:18:31,103 --> 00:18:32,271
That's the dynamic
506
00:18:32,304 --> 00:18:33,472
that's been working for us so far!
507
00:18:33,506 --> 00:18:35,174
Stop trying to make this all about you!
508
00:18:35,207 --> 00:18:36,375
You're only pretty in Massachusetts!
509
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,344
- [GASPS]
- I'm a star,
510
00:18:38,377 --> 00:18:39,445
and you're not.
511
00:18:39,478 --> 00:18:41,247
[BOTH WAILING DRAMATICALLY]
512
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,449
[SOBBING] I'm supposed
to be the famous one.
513
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:45,684
What's the point of living
when Beatrice is famous
514
00:18:45,718 --> 00:18:47,553
and I'm not? I'm going to miss
515
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,255
our custom-made suicide outfits.
516
00:18:49,288 --> 00:18:51,724
[WAILING]
517
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,259
[SCREAMING]
518
00:18:54,627 --> 00:18:56,495
This is all your fault!
519
00:18:56,529 --> 00:18:57,496
[CROWD GASPS]
520
00:18:57,530 --> 00:18:59,398
Okay, Garbagella,
521
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,833
why don't you just go ahead
and give me the gun.
522
00:19:00,866 --> 00:19:03,102
My name's not Garbagella!
523
00:19:03,135 --> 00:19:05,404
It's Lillian Bellacourt!
524
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,540
You held me hostage.
525
00:19:07,573 --> 00:19:11,143
[SOBBING] I slept... on cotton!
526
00:19:11,177 --> 00:19:12,778
- Ew.
- I was happy.
527
00:19:12,812 --> 00:19:14,280
I had it all.
528
00:19:14,313 --> 00:19:16,649
- And then you got famous!
- [YELPS]
529
00:19:16,682 --> 00:19:18,818
[SOBBING] You ruined my life.
530
00:19:18,851 --> 00:19:21,320
No, no, Lillian.
I'm sorry I stole your dream.
531
00:19:21,353 --> 00:19:23,589
I didn't mean to. And you know what?
532
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,758
Being famous, it's really hard.
533
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,693
And if you want to, you can have it.
534
00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:29,094
Wait, you're not just
saying that because
535
00:19:29,128 --> 00:19:30,296
I'm holding a loaded weapon, are you?
536
00:19:30,329 --> 00:19:32,264
Well, I am, but also, no.
537
00:19:32,298 --> 00:19:34,667
I don't want it anymore,
and you need it more than I do.
538
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,670
Lillian, I am giving you my fame.
539
00:19:37,703 --> 00:19:39,405
Oh, Beatrice. [GIGGLES]
540
00:19:39,438 --> 00:19:41,407
That's all I ever wanted, really...
541
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,375
was to be more famous than you.
542
00:19:43,409 --> 00:19:45,177
Well, to be more famous
than anyone, really.
543
00:19:45,211 --> 00:19:46,345
[CROWD GASPS]
544
00:19:46,378 --> 00:19:47,713
Look, it's President Roosevelt!
545
00:19:47,746 --> 00:19:49,815
I go hunting for one fortnight,
546
00:19:49,849 --> 00:19:52,551
and you try to usurp me!
547
00:19:52,585 --> 00:19:55,187
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
548
00:19:55,221 --> 00:19:56,822
[SCREAMING IN SLOW MOTION] Drop the gun!
549
00:19:56,856 --> 00:19:58,224
[LILLIAN SHOUTS, GUN FIRES]
550
00:19:58,257 --> 00:19:59,859
?
551
00:19:59,892 --> 00:20:02,328
[IN SLOW MOTION] Beatrice! No!
552
00:20:02,361 --> 00:20:05,431
Frederick, no!
553
00:20:05,464 --> 00:20:07,266
?
554
00:20:07,299 --> 00:20:10,536
I'm finally flying!
555
00:20:10,569 --> 00:20:11,871
[BOTH GRUNTING]
556
00:20:11,904 --> 00:20:13,239
[GASPING]
557
00:20:13,272 --> 00:20:14,106
[BULLET WHOOSHING]
558
00:20:15,407 --> 00:20:17,510
[CROWD SCREAMING]
559
00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:18,911
[PRIM HARPSICHORD MUSIC]
560
00:20:18,944 --> 00:20:21,280
?
561
00:20:21,313 --> 00:20:23,249
[WOMEN SCREAMING]
562
00:20:23,282 --> 00:20:26,418
[WOMEN GASPING]
563
00:20:26,452 --> 00:20:28,154
I think he's dead!
564
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,656
?
565
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,726
Garbagella, you're under arrest.
566
00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:36,529
[LAUGHING GLEEFULLY]
Anything you say or do
567
00:20:36,562 --> 00:20:38,631
can be held... I love you so much!
568
00:20:38,664 --> 00:20:40,833
Lillian! You shot the president!
569
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,468
Smile!
570
00:20:42,501 --> 00:20:44,336
It turns out,
we both got what we wanted.
571
00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:45,738
I'm finally famous!
572
00:20:45,771 --> 00:20:47,506
All right, off to the pokey, now!
573
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:49,208
[CROWD SCREAMING]
574
00:20:49,241 --> 00:20:51,377
And I get to keep [BLEEP] my brother.
575
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:53,746
[HORTENSE SOBBING]
576
00:20:53,779 --> 00:20:56,248
I guess Freddy's going
to be president after all.
577
00:20:56,282 --> 00:21:00,920
[STATELY MUSIC]
578
00:21:00,984 --> 00:21:05,914
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579
00:21:05,976 --> 00:21:12,816
?
580
00:21:12,866 --> 00:21:17,416
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