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Previously on "Another Period"...
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[GRUNTING]
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Two women destroyed this haven of sin,
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and they are as of yet unidentified.
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They are the new face of feminism.
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May I present to you
Kermit Constantine Bellacourt.
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All right, sisters, clear the space.
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I have this room reserved
for my meeting today.
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And we will not rest
until every woman everywhere
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has the right to vote.
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[BOTH CHANTING] No votes for women!
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[BOTH YELLING]
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[EXPLOSIVE BOOM]
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Hortense and Bertram...
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they're dead.
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You've been served.
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They're divorce papers.
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I suppose I'll just take the abbey.
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All of the companies folded,
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and they all transferred
their funds to the abbey.
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Sweet Dodo, may I have
this one last dance?
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How could this happen?
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? ?
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[LOUD KNOCKING]
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[YELLING]
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[KNOCKING CONTINUES]
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They're here.
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The bankers are here.
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[SCREAMING]
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Here, take this!
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This serving platter is my best friend!
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- [KNOCKING CONTINUES]
- Garfield!
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Chain me to this statue!
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I can't live without this 17th-century
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French suit of armor!
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Tonight, we die, Garfield!
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[KNOCKING]
Grab the torches, get your guns.
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Prepare to bite down
on the cyanide capsule.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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? ?
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I'm back.
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We're back, darling.
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Although I suppose
I've never been here before.
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- Nice place.
- What's all this about?
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You remember all that money
I siphoned out of your accounts?
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I'm using it to buy back
the house from the bank,
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and you're to evacuate
the premises immediately.
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Mother!
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I always knew you were a banker.
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Hello, girls.
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After the bankers take our things,
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can we please go shopping
for new things?
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I really need to keep this platter.
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Garfield,
you have something on your lips.
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What?
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Was I not supposed to bite down
on the cyanide pill?
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[THUDS]
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? I want the money ?
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? I want the fame ?
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? I want the whole world
to know my name ?
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? This is mine ?
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? I gotta get it ?
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? I got to get it ?
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? Got-got to get it ?
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? Another period ?
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? Yea we walk ?
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? Yea we walk ?
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? In the valley of death ?
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? Jesus ?
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? Guide us in the valley of death ?
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? ?
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My fellow mourners,
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I did not know Hortense.
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[QUIETLY] Hortense?
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So I will leave it to you,
those who loved her,
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to eulogize her.
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Let's all say a few words
as we pass around
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the only item that remains
from her horrible accident.
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[straining
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[GRUNTING]
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Um, I'm sorry.
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Hortense, was she the one
with the horse face?
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I did not care for her at all.
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[SNIFFLING]
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I'm pretty sure I never met Hortense.
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[GROANING]
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Well,
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what can I say about Hortense
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that hasn't already been said.
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Well, nothing's been said,
so you could say anything.
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That would be fantastic.
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Mostly, I remember brown.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[SNIFFLES]
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We used to make fun of Hortense,
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and now that she's gone,
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it's not the same making fun
of someone who's dead...
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[SOBBING]
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because you can't see their reactions.
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[WAILING]
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[INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC]
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? This time I know it's for real ?
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Who are all those ugly people?
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? This time I know it's for you ?
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All those people are here for Hortense?
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? That I know ?
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? This time I know it's for real ?
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Hortense was famous?
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC]
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? ?
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Oh!
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No.
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You look as though
you could use a hand, Blanche.
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Yes, please.
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It's very difficult to shovel coal
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while caring for a baby.
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Well, then you shouldn't
have had a baby.
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When he's right, he's right.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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Yoo-hoo!
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Hi, I'm confused.
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What on Earth was Hortense famous for?
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Most queefs per carriage ride?
[BOTH LAUGH]
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She was going to change
the lives of women everywhere.
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Who cares about that?
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Only women.
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And who cares about women?
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Only ugly women.
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Hortense was on the verge
of crossing over.
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Oh, she already crossed over.
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That's what the funeral was for.
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No! She was on
the precipice of greatness.
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She was going to speak at Congress.
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She would have entered
the annals of history.
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I want to enter the annals!
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I love entering the annals.
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And it wasn't just Hortense.
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New heroines are emerging every day.
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Like that bride and nun.
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I can't imagine how famous they would be
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if only anyone knew who they were.
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Uh, did you just say
the bride and the nun?
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- Yeah.
- That's us!
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We're the bride and the nun.
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- We are?
- Yes,
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from the newspaper.
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You're the bride and the nun?
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BOTH: Mm-hmm.
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Now I gotta get rid of this tattoo.
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Beatrice and I will make
much better famous people
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than Hortense.
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Maybe she didn't die in vain.
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She died in a car.
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I found it!
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1855 Chateau De Noir.
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We were saving it to celebrate
the end of the war,
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but then we found out
we couldn't keep our slaves
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so we just shoved it all
back into storage.
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Oh, Black, that was
a very competent eulogy.
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You didn't tell me you could sing.
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I always had dreams
of becoming a musician,
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but with the church,
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those dreams fell by the wayside.
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Oh, Freddy,
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I don't think
you've been properly introduced.
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This is Black Donahue.
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He's going to be living here now.
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Oh, thank you, mother, thank you!
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You always know just how
to make me feel better.
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What are you doing, son?
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What I always do with priests.
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No, he's not that kind of priest.
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Well, I know I'm not
as young as I used to be,
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but I'm still a very pretty boy.
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC]
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? ?
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Hortense is gone.
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May her BMs be smooth and everlasting,
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but with her gone,
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it is obvious
that there is only one person
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who can replace her.
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Ladies! Ladies.
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If I may call you that.
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Today's your lucky day.
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We've come to lead you.
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Look,
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we may not know how to be boring
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or how not to care
that everyone's laughing
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- at us like you...
- But we do know how
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to get attention from men.
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Oh, I know how to do that!
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You just have to scream and scream
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and nag and emasculate them.
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But Abortion Deb,
that's only taken us so far.
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Cornetta has a point.
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And getting the approval of men
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is exactly what we need in Congress.
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No! Besides, we gotta focus
on getting signatures.
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Ooh! Are those, like, autographs?
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I'm great at those.
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No!
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This is not up for discussion.
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You two will never be
a part of the NAGS.
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Is this because we're not ugly enough?
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We tried really, really hard
to make ourselves look like you.
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You think we're ugly?
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Yes, but that's what
you're going for, right?
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No, this is just how we look.
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So you're not doing this on purpose?
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Ugh, get it off!
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- Get it off!
- I don't want it!
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Oh, I'm wearing brown!
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I feel like I'm on fire!
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[GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC]
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? Round the rose bush ?
[APPLAUSE]
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Thank you.
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I agree. I agree.
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Now...
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Peepers?
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Oh, Black.
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[CHUCKLES]
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It's time for my 4:00 air bath.
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Did you forget?
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No, madam, Father Donahue
asked us to suspend our duties
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so we could listen
to him play his music.
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Ah, I see.
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Well, playtime is over.
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Peepers, run my air bath.
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- Right away, madam.
- No!
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As the man of the house,
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I demand that everybody
listens to my concert.
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Including you. Now, take a seat.
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At the servants' table?
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I'll do no such thing.
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Yes, at the servants' table.
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All right. Sorry about that, everyone.
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"Pop Goes the Weasel."
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With a twist.
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[PLAYING LIGHT MELODY]
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? ?
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC]
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? ?
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- Yes?
- Hyman?
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Oh, Blanche, please.
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I'm your husband.
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You call me Dr. Goldberg.
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Uh, I was wondering
if Baby Murray could sleep
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in one of your unused dresser drawers
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- while I'm working?
- I'm sorry, one of?
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- One of your...
- Mine?
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- Yes.
- The operative word here
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being "mine," as in my drawer.
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Not yours, not your baby's.
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Mine.
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So no.
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Also, I don't know
if it's your baby's diaper
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or your body, but something
in here smelled like shit
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the moment you arrived so leave.
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Okay. You may go.
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I love marriage!
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC]
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Pardon me, do you have 20 to 25 minutes
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to listen to a symposium
on women's affairs?
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The woman is talking to you, shithead!
269
00:09:48,693 --> 00:09:50,624
I will tear off your dick!
270
00:09:50,692 --> 00:09:52,621
This doesn't seem to be working.
271
00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,621
These petitions prove to Congress
272
00:09:54,688 --> 00:09:57,618
that we have the community's
support behind us.
273
00:09:57,688 --> 00:09:59,187
I got one!
274
00:09:59,254 --> 00:10:01,683
"Rutherford B. Hateswomen"
275
00:10:01,751 --> 00:10:03,284
[GROANS]
276
00:10:03,351 --> 00:10:05,679
Maybe we should just call it a day.
277
00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:08,679
[INSTRUMENTAL DEF LEPPARD'S
"POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME"]
278
00:10:08,746 --> 00:10:15,775
? ?
279
00:10:21,207 --> 00:10:23,804
"Bathing costume carriage wash"?
280
00:10:23,872 --> 00:10:26,536
That is just indecent!
281
00:10:26,603 --> 00:10:27,968
? ?
282
00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:29,966
They're hardly wearing any clothes.
283
00:10:30,035 --> 00:10:37,063
? ?
284
00:10:43,361 --> 00:10:46,126
Are they getting signatures?
285
00:10:46,194 --> 00:10:47,791
? ?
286
00:10:47,858 --> 00:10:50,055
Seems like their way is working.
287
00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,889
? ?
288
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,286
They sure do know how to appeal to men.
289
00:10:55,356 --> 00:10:56,953
And that's we need to bring to Congress!
290
00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,549
We really want those two morons...
291
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,049
? ?
292
00:11:01,117 --> 00:11:03,247
Representing all women at Congress?
293
00:11:03,317 --> 00:11:04,581
? ?
294
00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:05,913
They got the horse's vote.
295
00:11:05,981 --> 00:11:07,245
? ?
296
00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:08,410
[HORSE NEIGHING]
297
00:11:08,481 --> 00:11:10,078
What would Hortense think?
298
00:11:10,146 --> 00:11:11,343
Hortense is dead.
299
00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:12,643
Jane Doe.
300
00:11:12,712 --> 00:11:14,244
Came in late last night.
301
00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:16,141
Farmer found her unconscious in a field.
302
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,072
God knows how long she's been
wandering in the woods.
303
00:11:19,141 --> 00:11:22,071
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
304
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,304
? ?
305
00:11:23,371 --> 00:11:26,303
[HIP-HOP MUSIC]
306
00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:30,299
? ?
307
00:11:30,366 --> 00:11:32,298
[GENTLE MELODY]
308
00:11:32,366 --> 00:11:33,798
Black.
309
00:11:33,866 --> 00:11:35,797
This is quite a lot of instruments.
310
00:11:35,865 --> 00:11:37,794
Where did you get all of these things?
311
00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:39,294
Oh, these.
312
00:11:39,363 --> 00:11:40,560
I just ordered them from the Amazon.
313
00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:41,726
They have everything there.
314
00:11:41,794 --> 00:11:43,126
It's a very large jungle.
315
00:11:43,193 --> 00:11:44,958
Don't you think it's a little much?
316
00:11:45,026 --> 00:11:47,390
How else can I pursue
my dream of being a musician
317
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,222
unless I have every single instrument?
318
00:11:49,289 --> 00:11:52,121
Black, there's something
we should discuss.
319
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:54,453
You see, it's become quite clear
320
00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:58,451
that one of us is supporting
the other one of us.
321
00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,717
Ah, yes, I do realize that.
322
00:12:00,783 --> 00:12:04,114
I support you emotionally, spiritually,
323
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,946
sexually,
324
00:12:06,014 --> 00:12:07,445
but you're welcome.
325
00:12:07,514 --> 00:12:09,712
It's my pleasure to do so.
326
00:12:09,778 --> 00:12:13,108
I see, but financially...
327
00:12:13,177 --> 00:12:14,207
Oh.
328
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,708
Oh.
329
00:12:15,775 --> 00:12:17,539
You're talking about money?
330
00:12:17,608 --> 00:12:19,205
Of course. Oh, yes.
331
00:12:19,274 --> 00:12:20,871
I didn't realize you cared
so much about money.
332
00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:22,270
I thought you cared about me,
333
00:12:22,337 --> 00:12:24,102
but no, it's all about money.
334
00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:26,269
Perhaps I should get them
to pack it all up then
335
00:12:26,334 --> 00:12:27,699
and I'll just give up my dream.
336
00:12:27,769 --> 00:12:29,534
Pack it all up, everyone.
337
00:12:29,602 --> 00:12:31,531
She only care about money
and not about me.
338
00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:33,765
No, no, no, I do care about you.
339
00:12:33,831 --> 00:12:36,195
Hold on.
340
00:12:36,264 --> 00:12:40,260
I'm... I'm sorry I was cross with you.
341
00:12:40,328 --> 00:12:42,257
That's all right. I forgive you.
342
00:12:42,327 --> 00:12:45,424
The bathing costume
carriage wash was a smash hit!
343
00:12:45,491 --> 00:12:48,688
So now the NAGS are letting us
bring our act to Congress.
344
00:12:48,755 --> 00:12:50,520
Oh, I'm so excited!
345
00:12:50,588 --> 00:12:53,518
Lillian, this is our moment.
346
00:12:53,587 --> 00:12:55,251
I wish Hortense were alive
347
00:12:55,319 --> 00:12:57,016
so she could see us steal her dream.
348
00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,751
She's so selfish.
349
00:12:58,818 --> 00:13:00,683
Ladies, we came to wish you luck.
350
00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,347
Now get out there and tell the world
351
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,246
that women deserve the right to vote.
352
00:13:04,313 --> 00:13:07,243
[LAUGHING]
353
00:13:07,313 --> 00:13:08,510
Sorry.
354
00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:10,243
Sorry, I thought you said "vote."
355
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:12,241
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
356
00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:14,074
- We did.
- There's no time for joking.
357
00:13:14,143 --> 00:13:15,740
- We're at Congress.
- I've never joked
358
00:13:15,807 --> 00:13:17,005
in my entire life.
359
00:13:17,073 --> 00:13:18,404
This is why we're here?
360
00:13:18,472 --> 00:13:19,736
To help women get the right to vote?
361
00:13:19,805 --> 00:13:21,336
- Us?
- Why did you think
362
00:13:21,405 --> 00:13:22,535
- you were here?
- Oh, well, I figured
363
00:13:22,605 --> 00:13:24,203
it was an appearance.
364
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,034
A sort of a meet and greet
for all of our new fans.
365
00:13:26,101 --> 00:13:28,365
No, it's about suffrage.
366
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,031
That's why Hortense was famous.
367
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,198
She was going to get us
the right to vote.
368
00:13:32,265 --> 00:13:33,597
You didn't know that?
369
00:13:33,663 --> 00:13:36,827
- No.
- I [Bleep] hate women!
370
00:13:37,895 --> 00:13:40,926
[HIP-HOP MUSIC]
371
00:13:48,722 --> 00:13:51,653
[DAUNTING MUSIC]
372
00:13:51,721 --> 00:13:54,553
Over my dead body!
373
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,984
- [GRUNTS]
- Oh, shit.
374
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,981
[FOOTSTEPS THUMPING]
375
00:13:59,049 --> 00:14:01,978
[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]
376
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:09,077
? ?
377
00:14:26,135 --> 00:14:28,630
[HIP-HOP MUSIC]
378
00:14:28,699 --> 00:14:30,231
? ?
379
00:14:30,299 --> 00:14:32,228
Oh, this train's coming right at me.
380
00:14:32,297 --> 00:14:34,228
That's incredible.
381
00:14:34,297 --> 00:14:35,294
Oh, my God! Oh!
382
00:14:35,362 --> 00:14:36,960
[YELLING]
383
00:14:37,028 --> 00:14:38,726
What have you done
with the morphine room?
384
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,225
This is my dojo.
385
00:14:40,294 --> 00:14:42,125
- Pause.
- I know what you're doing,
386
00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:44,222
Father Donahue, and I demand
that you stop taking advantage
387
00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:46,621
of Lady Dodo's kind heart
and generosity.
388
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:50,319
- Or what?
- Or feel the full wrath
389
00:14:50,387 --> 00:14:51,819
of Mr. Peepers.
390
00:14:51,885 --> 00:14:53,650
All right, Mr. Peepers.
391
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,251
Let me feel this wrath.
392
00:14:55,318 --> 00:14:57,347
[GUITAR NOTE RESONATES]
393
00:15:01,847 --> 00:15:03,779
A duel.
394
00:15:03,847 --> 00:15:05,776
A duel it is.
395
00:15:05,845 --> 00:15:07,344
To the death.
396
00:15:07,411 --> 00:15:08,709
Artistically speaking.
397
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,340
[BLOWING]
398
00:15:12,409 --> 00:15:14,106
Warm my fingers, please, Garfield.
399
00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:15,437
Do you have one of those glass things
400
00:15:15,505 --> 00:15:16,837
you put on your finger?
401
00:15:16,904 --> 00:15:18,435
The duel was under your initiation.
402
00:15:18,505 --> 00:15:19,736
- You begin.
- Fine.
403
00:15:19,804 --> 00:15:22,234
Garfield, give us a C, please.
404
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:25,200
[HUMS NOTE]
405
00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:27,196
- [BOTH STRUMMING]
- Ooh, that's off.
406
00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:28,664
- That's off, isn't it?
- Yes.
407
00:15:28,732 --> 00:15:31,029
We'll just try that again.
408
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,429
[STRUMMING TUNE]
409
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:33,594
It's probably easier if I tune to you.
410
00:15:33,664 --> 00:15:34,595
Fine.
411
00:15:34,661 --> 00:15:37,591
[BOTH STRUMMING]
412
00:15:37,661 --> 00:15:39,258
[HUMMING]
413
00:15:39,326 --> 00:15:41,523
- Does that sound okay?
- [HUMMING]
414
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,024
- What note is that?
- I don't know.
415
00:15:43,091 --> 00:15:44,854
Do you know, "Oh, He's My Savior,
416
00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:46,853
- Let Him Come Amongst Us"?
- Do you have a tuning fork?
417
00:15:46,922 --> 00:15:48,852
Do you know, "Oh, Christ, Here He Is"?
418
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,752
Do you know "Camptown Races"?
419
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,982
Do you know, "Oh, Gay Are
The Days For He Is The One"?
420
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,983
Do you know, "Champagne
Charlie Was His Name"?
421
00:15:55,049 --> 00:15:56,615
How does that go?
422
00:15:56,683 --> 00:15:58,613
- Is that...
- ? Champagne Charlie ?
423
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,378
- [BOTH SINGING]
- Are you alone?
424
00:16:02,611 --> 00:16:04,111
Does it look like I'm alone?
425
00:16:04,179 --> 00:16:05,611
Yes.
426
00:16:05,678 --> 00:16:07,376
There are two other men in this room.
427
00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:08,875
Yes, but I always
[Bleep] in front of them.
428
00:16:08,942 --> 00:16:10,373
It's true.
429
00:16:10,442 --> 00:16:13,206
I've been very bad, Padre.
430
00:16:13,274 --> 00:16:16,203
You may need to spank me.
431
00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:18,102
- Frederick.
- Mmm?
432
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,534
I will never, ever make love to you.
433
00:16:20,602 --> 00:16:22,531
Ever.
434
00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:25,532
[SOBBING]
435
00:16:25,598 --> 00:16:28,362
We'll continue this later, sir.
436
00:16:28,432 --> 00:16:30,997
Don't get on my bad side, Peepers.
437
00:16:31,063 --> 00:16:32,995
I intend to be here
438
00:16:33,062 --> 00:16:34,991
for a very long time.
439
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,224
? ?
440
00:16:37,293 --> 00:16:38,826
[GAVEL BANGING]
441
00:16:38,893 --> 00:16:40,823
Speaking on behalf of women's suffrage,
442
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,820
Beatrice and Lillian Bellacourt.
443
00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:47,218
It's actually pronounced
Lillian and Beatrice Bellacourt.
444
00:16:47,286 --> 00:16:50,051
Ladies, you have the floor.
445
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,051
Why should women get the right to vote?
446
00:16:53,116 --> 00:16:57,346
Why should women get the right to vote?
447
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:02,210
On the one hand, voting could lead
448
00:17:02,278 --> 00:17:04,541
to women thinking
they should have opinions,
449
00:17:04,611 --> 00:17:07,774
or jobs, or control
over their own bodies.
450
00:17:07,842 --> 00:17:09,374
On the other hand,
451
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,206
all those women would worship me.
452
00:17:11,273 --> 00:17:12,605
On the other hand,
453
00:17:12,672 --> 00:17:14,868
I hate the Jews.
454
00:17:14,938 --> 00:17:17,602
Hmm, not sure what
that has to do with anything.
455
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,434
Miss Bellacourt?
456
00:17:19,502 --> 00:17:20,868
We're waiting.
457
00:17:20,935 --> 00:17:23,633
Why should we allow women's suffrage?
458
00:17:23,699 --> 00:17:24,795
Oh.
459
00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:25,963
Um.
460
00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:29,294
[INSPIRATIONAL PIANO MUSIC]
461
00:17:29,363 --> 00:17:31,460
Because you know they're going
to get the vote eventually,
462
00:17:31,527 --> 00:17:33,293
and if you help make that happen,
463
00:17:33,361 --> 00:17:35,125
they'll vote for you and
keep you in office for life,
464
00:17:35,192 --> 00:17:37,622
but if you try to stop it,
they'll vote against you,
465
00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:39,953
and your worst fear will come true.
466
00:17:40,024 --> 00:17:41,954
You'll lose your power.
467
00:17:42,022 --> 00:17:43,953
? ?
468
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:47,018
But won't you all just want
to vote for other women?
469
00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:49,615
Oh, uh, women hate each other.
470
00:17:49,684 --> 00:17:52,214
Well, you've made some
compelling points here today,
471
00:17:52,284 --> 00:17:54,982
and I think a lady vote
makes a lot of sense.
472
00:17:57,415 --> 00:18:01,177
Stop!
473
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,009
I must speak!
474
00:18:03,076 --> 00:18:05,006
Like a Lazarus from the grave,
475
00:18:05,076 --> 00:18:07,707
I am back, you pieces of shit.
476
00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:09,039
? ?
477
00:18:09,108 --> 00:18:10,873
Hortense! You're alive?
478
00:18:10,938 --> 00:18:12,035
[CROWD GASPING]
479
00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:13,368
You look so different.
480
00:18:13,438 --> 00:18:14,534
Of course I look different.
481
00:18:14,603 --> 00:18:15,867
I've been in a car accident!
482
00:18:15,936 --> 00:18:17,301
That changes a woman!
483
00:18:17,369 --> 00:18:18,967
Do not listen to these fools,
484
00:18:19,035 --> 00:18:20,632
they know not what they say.
485
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,464
The reason to allow the vote for women
486
00:18:23,532 --> 00:18:25,696
is because they are equal to men!
487
00:18:25,765 --> 00:18:27,130
No, they're not.
488
00:18:27,198 --> 00:18:29,861
Down with the patriarchy!
489
00:18:29,929 --> 00:18:31,125
You idiot!
490
00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:32,760
[SHRILL SCREAMING]
491
00:18:32,826 --> 00:18:35,890
[TENSE MUSIC]
492
00:18:35,957 --> 00:18:37,055
[SCREAMS, GLASS SHATTERS]
493
00:18:37,124 --> 00:18:39,387
[WOMEN SCREAMING AND SMACKING]
494
00:18:39,457 --> 00:18:42,754
? ?
495
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,518
[WOMEN GRUNTING]
496
00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:46,682
? ?
497
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,416
[GLASS SHATTERS, ABORTION DEB GASPS]
498
00:18:48,485 --> 00:18:51,650
[WOMEN SCREAMING AND SMACKING,
GLASS SHATTERS]
499
00:18:51,717 --> 00:18:53,647
[SCREAMS]
500
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,212
Do you think we should
tell them we already voted
501
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,045
on women's suffrage
and that they already lost?
502
00:18:59,111 --> 00:19:01,373
[ALL GRUNTING]
503
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,873
[HIP-HOP MUSIC]
504
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:07,372
[HYPERVENTILATING]
505
00:19:07,441 --> 00:19:09,371
I can't believe this happened to us.
506
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,036
Well, on the bright side,
507
00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:12,701
we'll never have to vote or get a job,
508
00:19:12,771 --> 00:19:14,469
so there's that.
509
00:19:14,536 --> 00:19:15,732
Oh.
510
00:19:15,802 --> 00:19:17,167
? ?
511
00:19:17,234 --> 00:19:20,165
[GUITAR STRUMMING]
512
00:19:20,234 --> 00:19:21,566
? ?
513
00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:23,563
Time for bed.
514
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,395
Darling, never interrupt a man
515
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,330
in the midst of his creative flow.
516
00:19:27,394 --> 00:19:29,225
But darling,
we haven't had carnal relations
517
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,993
- since you've been here.
- I don't want anything
518
00:19:31,061 --> 00:19:32,724
to distract me from my pursuits.
519
00:19:32,793 --> 00:19:35,558
You're not holding up
your end of the bargain.
520
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:36,655
Which is?
521
00:19:36,725 --> 00:19:38,488
To [Bleep] me.
522
00:19:38,555 --> 00:19:40,486
Spending my money and mistreating me
523
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:42,386
in front of the servants is one thing.
524
00:19:42,454 --> 00:19:45,551
If I wanted to be with a man
who didn't penetrate me,
525
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:48,383
I would have tolerated
my life with the Commodore.
526
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:50,214
A woman of your age should be grateful
527
00:19:50,283 --> 00:19:52,214
for the attention of any man.
528
00:19:52,282 --> 00:19:53,647
Get out.
529
00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:55,213
I'm sorry, that was harsh.
530
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,978
I know how to make it up to you.
531
00:20:00,743 --> 00:20:03,106
Dodo Bellacourt,
532
00:20:03,175 --> 00:20:05,005
will you marry me?
533
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:08,005
So I can go back to not owning my house
534
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,836
and not having my own money?
535
00:20:10,903 --> 00:20:11,934
Yes.
536
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:13,502
Get out!
537
00:20:13,571 --> 00:20:16,000
- Of the room?
- Get out of my house!
538
00:20:16,069 --> 00:20:17,601
All right.
539
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,265
- I'm leaving then.
- Get out!
540
00:20:21,198 --> 00:20:22,462
And leave that ring.
541
00:20:22,532 --> 00:20:24,463
I know you took it from my dresser.
542
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:25,527
I was going to get another one.
543
00:20:25,596 --> 00:20:27,061
This is temporary.
544
00:20:29,526 --> 00:20:31,290
All I want in this world
545
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,890
is for my little baby Murray
to have a good life.
546
00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:35,722
I will do anything.
547
00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:37,486
Anything!
548
00:20:37,554 --> 00:20:38,986
[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]
549
00:20:39,055 --> 00:20:40,819
Here you go.
550
00:20:40,887 --> 00:20:42,817
- [BABY COOS]
- Hi.
551
00:20:42,887 --> 00:20:44,817
Yes, hello.
552
00:20:44,884 --> 00:20:46,650
? ?
553
00:20:46,717 --> 00:20:48,481
[BABY CRYING]
554
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,313
I love you, Baby Murray.
555
00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:51,712
I love you.
556
00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:53,713
? ?
557
00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:56,710
[CRYING]
558
00:20:56,737 --> 00:20:58,070
? ?
559
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:02,532
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560
00:21:02,573 --> 00:21:03,903
Are you looking for your bible?
561
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:06,901
[EROGENOUS MUSIC]
562
00:21:06,971 --> 00:21:08,901
? ?
563
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,334
I think you need it more than I do.
564
00:21:10,401 --> 00:21:12,266
So many rules.
565
00:21:12,334 --> 00:21:14,266
- Will you read one to me?
- No, Frederick.
566
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:15,437
[GROANS]
567
00:21:15,487 --> 00:21:20,037
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