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[classical music]
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Ow! Oh!
Stupid me.
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I sullied these potatoes
with my stupid blood.
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[gasps]
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Garfield, this is not
your fault.
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You are completely
sleep-deprived.
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Thank you,
talking radish.
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You know what?
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This is madness.
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We are making
all these sacrifices,
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putting ourselves in--
in physical danger,
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holding onto our bowel movements
for days.
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I haven't been holding
anything in.
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If you open up a closet door,
expect a surprise.
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Closet crapping.
And for what?
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We are going to stop serving
the Bellacourts,
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and start serving ourselves.
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We are going to strike.
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But we haven't been ordered
to strike.
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Well, what is this?
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Have I stumbled upon
a garden party?
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Should I have brought
my limbo stick?
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Oh, look at this.
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Susan brought my limbo stick.
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Thank you very much,
Susan.
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The President of America
is coming to dinner,
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but we're having
a limbo party.
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Come on, everybody.
How low can you go?
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How low can you go?
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Mr. Peepers,
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we don't want to limbo.
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We want to strike.
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[gasps]
Strike?
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How dare you utter
the S word in this kitchen,
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you ungrateful piece of shit.
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Come on, everyone.
Let's go.
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[scoffs]
Wha?
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[chuckles]
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Et tu, Garfield?
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[whimpers]
I'm sorry, Mr. Peepers.
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I don't want to.
[whimpers]
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My body may be striking,
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but my heart will be working.
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It turns out you can go
very low, Garfield.
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Very low, indeed.
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I want the money,
I want the fame
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I want the whole world
to know my name
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This is mine,
I got to get it
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I got to get it,
got, got to get it
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Another Period
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
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Nom, nom, nom.
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[both moaning]
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Would you two pigs stop
chewing each other's face off?
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- We're eating.
- Don't talk
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to new mom that way.
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Look at her situation.
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Look at how much
she's been through.
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Yes, look at how much
I've been through.
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I have to share a home
with you two.
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Speaking of our home,
I'm so excited
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to welcome the President.
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Is he bringing that strapping
young buck, Franklin?
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Don't get too excited.
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He's engaged to his cousin,
Eleanor,
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whom I just can't wait
to meet.
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Finally another woman
brave enough to let her words
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- be her makeup.
- Stuff it like a cookie.
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Teddy has a vacant
vice presidency
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and I want Frederick
to fill it.
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- [coughing]
- [gasps]
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Hooray!
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I don't see how this idiot
gets the job.
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Everyone knows Taft is
Roosevelt's top choice for VP.
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Nothing's been finalized,
Hore.
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Celery will be so excited
to hear
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she's going to be Mrs. Vice P.
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Do not speak about your wife
at the manor table!
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Can I have some more
champagne, please?
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[dramatic music]
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All right, everyone,
gather.
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[upbeat hip-hop music]
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Hello?
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Anybody home?
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The President is here.
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Where are the servants?
[scoffs]
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Uncle Teddy,
are these people poors?
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- [chuckles]
- How embarrassing.
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Wh-- where's the staff?
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Garfield!
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Ha, I have no problem
introducing myself.
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I'm a man of the people.
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[laughter]
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Come upstairs, Teddy.
Join me for a drink.
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I want you to meet my boy.
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Uh, what about me?
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Don't pretend you don't notice
me, Bellacourt.
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Of course, Taft.
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Not one to pass up
a free drink, huh?
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I'm not an alcoholic.
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Okay.
Ladies, entertain our guests.
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May I take you
to the Milk and Honey room
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so that we can get down
to business?
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We have so much to discuss.
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Yes, go off with this donkey
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and talk about
your women's crap.
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I love it when a man
calls my sister a donkey.
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I'm Lillian.
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I'd love to give you a tour
of our property.
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Make you familiar with all
of our secret entrances.
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And exits.
[chuckles]
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This dump?
[scoffs]
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Okay.
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Solid gold, solid gold
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Mofo at the top, baby
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So what are you wearing
to the suffragists rally?
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Brown or off-brown?
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Eleanor?
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Hey, girl.
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Are you all right?
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You wouldn't understand.
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Oh, I wouldn't?
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Come here,
let me look at you.
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Oh.
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There, there.
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Let me guess.
When you see him or hear him,
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it tingles right here.
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Right in the back of your skull
and then all the way down,
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down your spine
right to that space
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between your coccyx
and your anus.
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Right there.
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How do you know this?
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It's because
I understand you.
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It's the most amazing feeling
in the world, right?
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And then he hurts you
and you feel it right here,
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in your stomach.
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And here,
in your heart.
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You're like a man
with less hair on your knuckles.
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Oh, that's because I shave.
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Glasses?
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The servants haven't arrived yet
with our tea.
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Can you fetch us some?
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Tea, Glasses.
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And give us an hour or so.
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This here
is the jasmine garden.
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Daddy had it planted
the day I was born.
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It's been blooming ever since.
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You must be Franklin.
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[laughing]
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Holy shit.
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It's a crip-pile.
[chuckles]
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Crip-pile is actually
an offensive term.
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It's 1903.
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We prefer to be called
"body retards."
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Stop being rude to our guest
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and admit you're a crip-pile
legless freak!
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Oh, thank God
I'll never be like that.
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both: Good luck getting up
those stairs, crip-pile.
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Jinx!
You owe me cocaine.
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Not only is he part
of an American dynasty,
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but he's also an asshole!
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What's the catch?
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Rich, rich, rich
I could kill you...
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So you're a model
for cough drop boxes?
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- No, son.
- No.
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I'm the President.
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Of the Melon Association?
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Of the United States
of America.
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[laughing]
Brilliant, Frederick!
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[laughter]
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I do enjoy a good boner.
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Well, you know what's not
a good boner?
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This brandy glass has been empty
for 35 seconds.
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[tense music]
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Empty brandy here!
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[groans]
Ah.
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I'll do it.
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Whoa!
[chuckles]
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Well there.
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[laughing]
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Excuse me.
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Peepers?
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What the hell
is going on here?
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Where's the rest
of the staff?
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Sir, I did not want
to tell you this
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until the President
had departed,
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but the downstairs
has striketh.
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They say their conditions
are unlivable.
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What? Well, of course
they're unlivable.
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They're servants.
Peepers...
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it's up to you
to hold it all together.
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Can you handle it?
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Sir, with every ounce of
energy in my mere mortal body,
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I shall strive
to hold this secret
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as if it were my own child.
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As if my limbs were the limbs
of the house that leans upon--
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[door closes]
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all: We want sleep!
We have to pee!
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We are tired
or brewing your tea.
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Would anyone like
their waistcoats steamed?
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Or maybe a cup of tea?
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Come here.
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Garfield, put the tray down.
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This isn't about serving.
This is about equal wages.
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It's about being free.
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I'm not free.
I'm Garfield.
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Freedom isn't a name.
It's...
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It's a feeling.
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Espresso.
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You remind me of...
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a nice espresso.
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- Ooh.
- Lillian, I want to thank you
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for giving me a back rub
so quickly after meeting me.
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- [chuckles]
- I really respect that.
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Oh, my.
You're an illustrated man.
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Oh, my tattoo.
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That's a rifle
wrapped around my bicep.
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A bifle.
Bang! Bang!
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[laughter]
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Your humor is so progressive.
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You know something?
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I'm having a great time
with you.
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- You're fun.
- Did you say wife material?
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Could be.
Who knows?
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Not like my stupid fianc?e.
[exhales sharply]
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She's a real wet
smallpox blanket.
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[sighs]
It's just a whole... deal.
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Well,
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maybe it's time
for a new deal.
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- Oh, I like the sound of that.
- [chuckles]
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[belches]
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- [exhales sharply]
- [coughs]
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I'm hungry.
Can I get some dickfast?
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Sure.
Dickfast?
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Yes, it's between dinner
and breakfast.
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I'm really hoping
it takes off.
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I'd like that to be the thing
everyone remembers me for.
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Oh, well,
let's get you some dickfast.
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[bell ringing]
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[chuckles]
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Ahem.
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Oh, where are
the GD servants?
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- [bell ringing]
- [groans]
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[exhales deeply]
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You know what, I'm just gonna
make a few myself.
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I am wife material
after all.
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How do you feel
about jelly butter and peanut?
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Never heard of it,
but it sounds good.
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All right.
Well, I'll be right back
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with a JB and P.
[chuckles]
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[frantic classical music]
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Tarnished!
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[gasps]
The chanterelles!
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The game hen!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
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00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,535
- [bell ringing]
- The President.
263
00:11:45,637 --> 00:11:47,604
Damn you, strike.
264
00:11:50,809 --> 00:11:53,810
[upbeat music]
265
00:11:53,912 --> 00:11:55,479
Here, take this.
266
00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,581
It'll make you look older
and sophisticated
267
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,750
like a train conductor.
268
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,017
That's right.
269
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:05,722
- That's better.
- [coughs]
270
00:12:05,824 --> 00:12:08,425
- It's good.
- Here, wash it down with this.
271
00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:11,294
It's whiskey,
or as my pappy used to call it,
272
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:15,165
liquid corn.
273
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:16,933
No spitting it out,
you have to swallow it.
274
00:12:17,035 --> 00:12:20,804
Ooh!
It stings my little tongue.
275
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,305
Let me tell you something,
okay?
276
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,107
You like her, right?
277
00:12:24,209 --> 00:12:26,643
Well, if you do, you'll have to
drop the little boy act, okay?
278
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:29,646
- It doesn't work.
- What little boy act?
279
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,348
Ugh.
Come on.
280
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,350
You still got
that high-pitch voice
281
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,952
makes me want to
rip your duckbill
282
00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:38,054
right off the top
of your head.
283
00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,322
Talk like a man.
284
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,591
- Good morning.
- Come on, deeper voice.
285
00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:42,626
It's 'cause I'm cold.
286
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,161
Deeper.
From the chest.
287
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,396
We-- we'd all work
at a coal mine.
288
00:12:46,498 --> 00:12:47,664
- I want you to feel the balls.
- Ahh!
289
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,199
- Right there, right there.
- Ah!
290
00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:51,234
- Do you hear me?
- I got it, man.
291
00:12:51,336 --> 00:12:52,836
No, fuck.
292
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,938
So tell me, Frederick,
what are your thoughts
293
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,374
on the booming
railroad industry?
294
00:12:57,476 --> 00:13:00,177
I-I like choo-choos--
295
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,244
trains--
choo-choos.
296
00:13:01,346 --> 00:13:02,879
[people chanting outside]
297
00:13:02,981 --> 00:13:06,516
Commodore, what is that sound
I keep hearing?
298
00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:08,952
I'm sorry, Mr. President,
the staff--
299
00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,654
they've gone on strike.
300
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:14,424
Well, that would be why
there is no alcohol. Hmm.
301
00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:17,727
I am gonna go look
for some myself.
302
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,129
Oh.
303
00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:24,100
Listen, I know how difficult
relationships can be.
304
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,470
I'm engaged to my cousin,
305
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,873
and FDR can be pretty tough
to be around, let me tell you.
306
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,776
He thinks it's funny
to call me "Elea-snore"
307
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,478
and "Elea-bore."
308
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,379
Even "Elea-whore."
309
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,882
But those are all still better
than "Eleanor" though, right?
310
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,684
[chuckles]
311
00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:42,252
Fair point.
It's a bad name.
312
00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,921
Yeah.
[laughter]
313
00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:46,756
You're so lucky though.
314
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,925
You get to marry a relative.
That's every girl's dream.
315
00:13:49,027 --> 00:13:51,194
You know, it's not all
it's cracked up to be.
316
00:13:51,296 --> 00:13:53,129
Sometimes...
317
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:58,068
sometimes you want to look
outside your family for sex.
318
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,870
But that's crazy.
319
00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:03,073
You have no idea
how crazy it can be.
320
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,677
[chuckles]
Some of the most...
321
00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:11,848
beautiful facial lips
I've ever seen.
322
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,917
You have...
323
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,887
lips too.
324
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:20,757
[upbeat music]
325
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,730
I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
326
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,565
[chuckles]
Cooking is easy.
327
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,601
[groaning]
328
00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:35,505
Oh.
A servant bottom.
329
00:14:35,607 --> 00:14:36,840
Ha-ha!
Yah!
330
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,275
- Ah!
- [laughing]
331
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,544
Hey!
Outta my way, tubby!
332
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:43,880
I got a 19-year-old hardbody
waiting for some dickfast.
333
00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:46,816
- Feisty for a servant!
- I'm not a servant!
334
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,885
[grunts]
I'm a future Roosevelt.
335
00:14:48,987 --> 00:14:50,787
- [groaning]
- Get out of my face. No!
336
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:53,890
I feel a wooziness
coming strong.
337
00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:55,792
- Whoa!
- [shrieking]
338
00:14:57,038 --> 00:15:02,039
I'm a money fiend
Yes, I'm a money fiend
339
00:15:02,141 --> 00:15:04,575
- The first time I met you...
- Yes?
340
00:15:04,677 --> 00:15:09,446
I knew there was something
quite, quite silly about you.
341
00:15:09,548 --> 00:15:11,081
But you're fun.
342
00:15:11,183 --> 00:15:13,150
My legs are-- are spread,
343
00:15:13,252 --> 00:15:15,853
and-- and my hair is wild!
344
00:15:15,955 --> 00:15:18,388
[laughter]
345
00:15:18,491 --> 00:15:20,090
[both exhale deeply]
346
00:15:20,192 --> 00:15:22,893
Well, the true measure
of a man
347
00:15:22,995 --> 00:15:27,364
is if he can handle...
348
00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:29,366
his gasoline,
ah.
349
00:15:29,468 --> 00:15:31,502
- What?
- Take it. There.
350
00:15:31,604 --> 00:15:32,769
Take that now.
Here you go.
351
00:15:32,872 --> 00:15:35,739
First thing,
you take a mouthful of taffy.
352
00:15:35,841 --> 00:15:37,074
Mm-hmm.
353
00:15:37,176 --> 00:15:38,909
Then you take a swig
of the good stuff,
354
00:15:39,011 --> 00:15:41,445
and you'll run
as fast as you can,
355
00:15:41,547 --> 00:15:44,248
so as your heart
doesn't stop beating, eh.
356
00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:46,450
- Okay.
- [chuckles]
357
00:15:46,552 --> 00:15:47,584
- Go to it.
- [coughs]
358
00:15:47,686 --> 00:15:49,386
- Ahh!
- Go deep, Garfield.
359
00:15:49,488 --> 00:15:51,388
That's right.
Go deep.
360
00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:53,490
- Ahh!
- Go deep, Garfield.
361
00:15:53,592 --> 00:15:55,792
Miner. Go deep.
362
00:15:55,895 --> 00:15:58,162
Go man deep, Garfield.
363
00:15:58,264 --> 00:16:00,497
With all due respect,
Commodore,
364
00:16:00,599 --> 00:16:02,933
I have seen Cubans
with a better work ethic
365
00:16:03,035 --> 00:16:04,268
than your servants.
366
00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:06,069
Gasoline!
367
00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:09,273
I am the god of fire.
368
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:12,142
[crashing]
369
00:16:12,244 --> 00:16:14,945
I shall deal with it.
370
00:16:17,449 --> 00:16:20,083
If you don't mind,
Commodore,
371
00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,885
I would like Frederick here
372
00:16:21,987 --> 00:16:25,789
to take a crack
at this problem.
373
00:16:25,891 --> 00:16:28,091
Frederick?
374
00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:30,127
Brilliant.
375
00:16:30,229 --> 00:16:32,629
Use this.
376
00:16:32,731 --> 00:16:35,499
Show them how a Bellacourt
negotiates.
377
00:16:35,601 --> 00:16:38,101
Right away.
378
00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:41,972
- Lillian, where is my dickfast?
- [moaning]
379
00:16:42,074 --> 00:16:44,641
Lillian?
380
00:16:44,743 --> 00:16:46,043
Elea-bore?
381
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,549
Now that's how you make
a sandwich.
382
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,054
Help!
My arm!
383
00:16:59,158 --> 00:17:01,058
Somebody help me!
384
00:17:04,129 --> 00:17:05,996
Ah!
Oh!
385
00:17:06,098 --> 00:17:07,831
[gasps]
386
00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:09,433
[grunting]
387
00:17:09,535 --> 00:17:10,634
Ah!
388
00:17:10,736 --> 00:17:12,069
[rapid breathing]
389
00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:18,809
[screams]
[whimpering]
390
00:17:18,911 --> 00:17:19,843
[grunts]
391
00:17:19,945 --> 00:17:23,413
[labored breathing]
392
00:17:23,515 --> 00:17:25,349
No, no.
393
00:17:25,451 --> 00:17:28,051
[whimpering]
394
00:17:28,153 --> 00:17:30,087
[grunts]
395
00:17:36,595 --> 00:17:38,795
Ah!
[laughing]
396
00:17:38,897 --> 00:17:41,164
Oh, my sleeve.
[sobbing]
397
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:44,101
My favorite dress.
398
00:17:48,507 --> 00:17:49,906
I'm here to negotiate.
399
00:17:50,009 --> 00:17:52,876
[tense music]
400
00:17:52,978 --> 00:17:55,579
401
00:17:59,351 --> 00:18:01,785
So are we good?
402
00:18:01,887 --> 00:18:04,354
No, not at all.
A rifle?
403
00:18:04,456 --> 00:18:06,223
You just handed me a rifle.
404
00:18:06,325 --> 00:18:08,358
Daddy,
your way isn't working.
405
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,861
You were supposed
to use the gun.
406
00:18:10,963 --> 00:18:12,796
I did.
407
00:18:12,898 --> 00:18:14,598
We want proper
cleaning utensils,
408
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,967
one hour of recreation time
per month,
409
00:18:17,069 --> 00:18:19,269
daily outhouse privileges,
410
00:18:19,371 --> 00:18:22,339
and three hours of sleep
per night...
411
00:18:22,441 --> 00:18:23,874
minimum.
412
00:18:23,976 --> 00:18:26,209
Sure.
413
00:18:26,312 --> 00:18:29,079
Sure?
Like yes?
414
00:18:29,181 --> 00:18:30,947
Oh, great.
Yes, yes.
415
00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:33,450
- [groans]
- Yes, yes.
416
00:18:33,552 --> 00:18:36,486
[laughing]
417
00:18:36,588 --> 00:18:38,555
I have more.
I have more to give.
418
00:18:38,657 --> 00:18:40,557
I can also give you money.
419
00:18:40,659 --> 00:18:41,958
Thanks.
420
00:18:42,061 --> 00:18:44,695
And we will give you
a dessert ball.
421
00:18:44,797 --> 00:18:47,064
Okay.
What is that?
422
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,732
A dessert ball.
Whenever we are done
423
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:50,634
with dessert,
you can gather up all the scraps
424
00:18:50,736 --> 00:18:52,769
and ball them up,
and at the end of every month,
425
00:18:52,871 --> 00:18:54,604
you will receive
the dessert ball.
426
00:18:54,707 --> 00:18:55,972
It's something that I've been
thinking about
427
00:18:56,075 --> 00:18:59,276
- for quite a while.
- We'll take it.
428
00:18:59,378 --> 00:19:01,511
[laughter]
429
00:19:01,613 --> 00:19:02,612
Whoo!
430
00:19:02,715 --> 00:19:05,982
[all cheering]
431
00:19:06,085 --> 00:19:07,617
Who are these people?
432
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,953
Frederick, I am so impressed
with the sympathy
433
00:19:10,055 --> 00:19:11,955
you showed towards
the common man.
434
00:19:12,057 --> 00:19:15,158
Plus, you solved a problem
I did not care about
435
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:16,693
without my involvement.
436
00:19:16,795 --> 00:19:19,763
That is the very definition
of a VP.
437
00:19:19,865 --> 00:19:21,164
So how does it sound?
438
00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:24,634
Vice President
Frederick Bellacourt.
439
00:19:24,737 --> 00:19:26,470
It sounds a little confusing
440
00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:29,339
because my name
is also Frederick Bellacourt.
441
00:19:29,441 --> 00:19:30,807
But if that guy's
vice president,
442
00:19:30,909 --> 00:19:32,509
then I can just change mine.
I'm Bert.
443
00:19:32,611 --> 00:19:34,211
I'm Bert Bellacourt,
everybody.
444
00:19:34,313 --> 00:19:36,046
Bert is here!
445
00:19:36,148 --> 00:19:37,514
[all cheering]
446
00:19:37,616 --> 00:19:39,349
So you like my boy,
eh?
447
00:19:39,451 --> 00:19:41,218
I haven't met a stupider
human being
448
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,487
that didn't have some sort
of brain disorder.
449
00:19:43,589 --> 00:19:46,623
But with him next in line
for the presidency,
450
00:19:46,725 --> 00:19:48,692
there's no way
I'll get assassinated.
451
00:19:48,794 --> 00:19:50,727
[laughter]
452
00:19:53,649 --> 00:19:55,282
[all moaning]
453
00:19:55,384 --> 00:19:57,551
- There you are, Bea.
- Oh!
454
00:19:57,653 --> 00:19:59,586
Franklin,
it's good to see you.
455
00:19:59,688 --> 00:20:02,456
[chuckles]
456
00:20:02,558 --> 00:20:05,025
- I have news.
- Hi, Frederick.
457
00:20:05,127 --> 00:20:08,262
I'm going to be VP.
458
00:20:08,364 --> 00:20:09,797
That stands for vice P.
459
00:20:09,899 --> 00:20:11,598
I also have news.
460
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,734
I started seeing someone
outside the family.
461
00:20:13,836 --> 00:20:15,602
- Who?
- No one you know.
462
00:20:15,704 --> 00:20:17,104
[gasps]
463
00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:18,872
Hello, miss.
464
00:20:18,974 --> 00:20:20,808
Hey, Eleanor.
465
00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:21,975
Let's get out of here.
466
00:20:22,078 --> 00:20:23,510
What did you just call me?
467
00:20:23,612 --> 00:20:25,079
Eleanor.
468
00:20:25,181 --> 00:20:27,114
You've never used
my real name before.
469
00:20:27,216 --> 00:20:29,550
You've never caused me
arousal before.
470
00:20:29,652 --> 00:20:32,586
[soft music]
471
00:20:32,688 --> 00:20:36,323
472
00:20:36,425 --> 00:20:37,658
Wait,
where are you going?
473
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,094
We're headed off
to Springwood.
474
00:20:40,196 --> 00:20:41,929
But hey,
475
00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:43,130
that was fun.
476
00:20:43,232 --> 00:20:45,199
You were fun.
477
00:20:46,335 --> 00:20:48,735
Franklin?
478
00:20:48,838 --> 00:20:51,772
I made you a sandwich.
479
00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:54,274
Franklin?
480
00:20:54,376 --> 00:20:55,442
Wife material.
481
00:20:56,317 --> 00:20:58,800
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