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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,027 --> 00:00:01,362 BEX: Previously, on Andi Mack... 2 00:00:01,387 --> 00:00:02,764 You're valedictorian! 3 00:00:02,789 --> 00:00:04,455 - So who's gonna be there? - No one. 4 00:00:04,490 --> 00:00:06,840 - What about CeCe and Pops? - Nah. 5 00:00:06,896 --> 00:00:08,499 What are you guys doing here? 6 00:00:08,524 --> 00:00:09,590 POPS: We didn't wanna miss this. 7 00:00:09,625 --> 00:00:11,659 I'm sure you'd rather be sitting on a lawn somewhere, 8 00:00:11,694 --> 00:00:14,428 watching me graduate from college, but I'm doing this. 9 00:00:14,464 --> 00:00:16,727 And I'm good at it. And I'm proud of myself. 10 00:00:16,867 --> 00:00:19,333 So am I. Very proud. 11 00:00:19,369 --> 00:00:21,335 - Who is this? - Hey. 12 00:00:21,371 --> 00:00:23,270 - Walker? - What are you doing right now? 13 00:00:23,306 --> 00:00:25,439 You have a painting in an art gallery? 14 00:00:25,475 --> 00:00:26,640 I need your help. 15 00:00:26,676 --> 00:00:29,510 I'm gonna lose this space if I don't put something on it. 16 00:00:29,545 --> 00:00:31,579 - I love it. - Me, too. 17 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:33,481 WALKER: We have to sign it. 18 00:00:33,516 --> 00:00:35,383 Dude, you see it now, right? 19 00:00:35,418 --> 00:00:36,650 I mean, I don't have to teach you anything. 20 00:00:36,686 --> 00:00:38,386 I never knew I could do this. 21 00:00:38,421 --> 00:00:39,453 Now I wanna do it all the time. 22 00:00:39,489 --> 00:00:40,521 You need a teacher. 23 00:00:40,556 --> 00:00:41,689 I'm gonna send you to Sid. 24 00:00:41,724 --> 00:00:43,524 Eleven a.m., sharp. 25 00:00:44,594 --> 00:00:46,360 She won't see you if you're late. 26 00:00:58,608 --> 00:01:00,374 (FAUCET RUNS) 27 00:01:03,613 --> 00:01:04,682 (SPITS) 28 00:01:09,419 --> 00:01:10,684 - (FAUCET RUNS) - (SPITS) 29 00:01:16,626 --> 00:01:18,392 - (FAUCET RUNS) - (SPITS) 30 00:01:20,730 --> 00:01:24,665 Annhh, annnhhhh. 31 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:26,300 Annhh. 32 00:01:29,572 --> 00:01:31,338 All yours. 33 00:01:35,344 --> 00:01:37,378 (SPITS, SIGHS) 34 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,383 (EXHALES) 35 00:01:42,418 --> 00:01:44,485 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 36 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:48,355 ? I'm standin' on the edge ? 37 00:01:48,391 --> 00:01:52,626 ? And everything I know-oh-oh is blown away ? 38 00:01:54,497 --> 00:01:57,565 ? Life is upside down ? 39 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:02,269 ? But any way it goes, I'll work it out ? 40 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:07,441 ? Oh oh oh oh oh ? 41 00:02:07,477 --> 00:02:11,212 ? Here we go ? 42 00:02:11,247 --> 00:02:14,248 - ? One, two, three ? - ? I'm ready for tomorrow ? 43 00:02:14,283 --> 00:02:16,517 ? Tomorrow starts today ? 44 00:02:16,552 --> 00:02:18,652 ? There ain't a map to follow ? 45 00:02:18,688 --> 00:02:21,322 ? But I'm with you all the way ? 46 00:02:21,357 --> 00:02:23,591 ? I'm ready for tomorrow ? 47 00:02:23,626 --> 00:02:26,293 - ? Tomorrow starts today ? - ? Hey ? 48 00:02:26,329 --> 00:02:28,362 ? There ain't a map to follow ? 49 00:02:28,397 --> 00:02:30,397 ? But I'm with you all the way ? 50 00:02:30,433 --> 00:02:33,234 - ? Hey ? - ? All the way ? 51 00:02:33,258 --> 00:02:36,423 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 52 00:02:38,708 --> 00:02:40,541 So you didn't go see Sid? 53 00:02:40,576 --> 00:02:42,443 Yeah, I'm sorry. 54 00:02:42,478 --> 00:02:45,246 It's too bad. She's a phenomenal teacher. 55 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:46,979 Thanks. 56 00:02:47,717 --> 00:02:49,416 I promised her she'd love you, 57 00:02:49,452 --> 00:02:50,718 but... she doesn't. 58 00:02:52,622 --> 00:02:54,984 I wanted to go, I was lookin' forward to it. 59 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,074 So why didn't you? 60 00:02:58,594 --> 00:03:00,461 Something... came up. 61 00:03:00,496 --> 00:03:01,640 What was it? 62 00:03:03,533 --> 00:03:06,200 I don't think Andi likes me anymore. 63 00:03:06,235 --> 00:03:08,369 Last I heard, she thought 64 00:03:08,404 --> 00:03:09,637 you didn't like her. 65 00:03:09,672 --> 00:03:12,573 Well, now I really like her. 66 00:03:12,608 --> 00:03:14,308 Does she know that? 67 00:03:14,343 --> 00:03:15,576 I bought her a gnome. 68 00:03:15,611 --> 00:03:17,578 (CHUCKLES) A gnome is nice, 69 00:03:17,613 --> 00:03:19,413 but it's not a guarantee. 70 00:03:20,550 --> 00:03:21,682 (SIGHS) 71 00:03:21,717 --> 00:03:23,551 I know something she'd really like. 72 00:03:23,586 --> 00:03:25,352 Is it a piece of rice with her name on it? 73 00:03:25,388 --> 00:03:27,421 Because I tried that, too. 74 00:03:27,456 --> 00:03:29,323 What, and that didn't work? 75 00:03:30,359 --> 00:03:31,692 No, I think you gotta do somethin' big. 76 00:03:31,727 --> 00:03:35,229 - Like what? - Like... write her a song. 77 00:03:35,264 --> 00:03:36,530 I can't write her a song. 78 00:03:36,566 --> 00:03:39,333 I had to ask her for help signing a birthday card. 79 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,672 - What's that for? - The song. 80 00:03:44,707 --> 00:03:46,307 I just told you... 81 00:03:46,342 --> 00:03:47,474 It's not that hard. 82 00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:48,709 All right? Two-step process. 83 00:03:48,744 --> 00:03:51,014 One, put your feelings on paper. 84 00:03:51,039 --> 00:03:52,815 Two? Sing them. 85 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,683 My feelings? I don't talk about my feelings. 86 00:03:55,718 --> 00:04:00,654 You just did. All right... you like her, 87 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:03,657 but you don't think she likes you. 88 00:04:05,228 --> 00:04:06,527 Okay, what else? 89 00:04:06,562 --> 00:04:07,628 That's everything. 90 00:04:07,663 --> 00:04:09,907 No, no, there was somethin' else. 91 00:04:10,566 --> 00:04:12,233 She used to like you. 92 00:04:12,268 --> 00:04:13,467 And I want her back. 93 00:04:13,502 --> 00:04:15,636 Yeah. That's good! 94 00:04:15,671 --> 00:04:18,405 I mean, this is some solid stuff! 95 00:04:18,441 --> 00:04:20,674 Now we just need to turn them into lyrics. 96 00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:23,536 Okay, what is a word that rhymes with "back"? 97 00:04:23,561 --> 00:04:24,689 Quack! 98 00:04:25,815 --> 00:04:30,217 Okay, what's another non-duck-related word that rhymes with "back"? 99 00:04:30,253 --> 00:04:31,485 Plaque! 100 00:04:33,623 --> 00:04:35,222 Hmm. 101 00:04:41,464 --> 00:04:42,638 (PHONE RINGING) 102 00:04:44,567 --> 00:04:47,334 - Walker! Hey! - What's goin' on? 103 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:51,238 The usual. Baby taters at the Spoon with my friends Cyrus and Buffy. 104 00:04:51,274 --> 00:04:52,439 That sounds fun. 105 00:04:52,475 --> 00:04:56,543 Usually is... but Buffy's moving away in a few days. 106 00:04:56,706 --> 00:04:58,672 That's too bad. 107 00:04:59,059 --> 00:05:01,993 It's not bad, it's... awful. 108 00:05:02,028 --> 00:05:05,196 Hey, let's talk some other time. You go be with your friends. 109 00:05:05,231 --> 00:05:07,899 Oh, if you can, get your hands on a bubble machine. 110 00:05:07,934 --> 00:05:10,134 It's very hard to be sad around a bubble machine. 111 00:05:10,170 --> 00:05:12,937 (SCOFFS) I actually do have a bubble machine. 112 00:05:12,973 --> 00:05:15,320 Well, you're just a basket of kittens and a pony away 113 00:05:15,345 --> 00:05:16,874 from a good time. 114 00:05:16,910 --> 00:05:17,976 Bye. 115 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:21,532 ? ? 116 00:05:32,092 --> 00:05:34,225 Are these all appointments for you to do makeup? 117 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:37,095 Yeah! I even have a wait list... 118 00:05:37,130 --> 00:05:39,030 around here somewhere. 119 00:05:39,065 --> 00:05:43,201 Congratulations, Bex. I'm so happy for you. 120 00:05:43,236 --> 00:05:47,005 In other news, free makeovers at the Fringe are no longer free. 121 00:05:47,649 --> 00:05:49,949 I can't just start charging for them. 122 00:05:49,985 --> 00:05:52,960 Yes, you can. Things have been kinda slow around here. 123 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:57,322 In fact, I was this close to laying you off. 124 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,489 You were? 125 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,159 Not anymore, now that you're the top-rated cosmetologist 126 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,360 on Whelp. 127 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,462 I can't be. I just got my license. 128 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:09,200 I'm the top-rated cosmetologist on Whelp. 129 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:11,569 Haven't you read your reviews? 130 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:14,439 Wow! They love me! 131 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,608 Who are they? 132 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:21,379 Oh, Bex. You don't have to play coy with me. 133 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:25,216 I'm not playing coy. Seems like you're the one that's playing coy. 134 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,218 We both know you wrote those reviews. 135 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:29,387 I did not! I would never! 136 00:06:31,829 --> 00:06:35,660 "Bex Mack is not just the best cosmetologist in Shadyside, 137 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:40,298 she's also a true artist with an infectious personality. 138 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,667 Signed Marian Shrensky." 139 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,602 You're not Marian Shrensky? 140 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:47,472 - No! - Do you know a Marian Shrensky? 141 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:51,509 - No. - How about Amy Young? 142 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:53,578 - No. - Carla Romero? 143 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,031 Brooke Butler? 144 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:59,684 If these reviews are fake, and you didn't write them... 145 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,152 who did? 146 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,322 My mother. 147 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,331 Before we order the baby taters, 148 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:16,467 we have some business to attend to. 149 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:18,169 What's this? 150 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:20,405 This is all the stuff you two have left behind 151 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,206 at my house over the years. 152 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,342 It can't be anything important. 153 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:26,444 I would know if I left something important at your house. 154 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:27,612 Oh, really? 155 00:07:30,683 --> 00:07:35,319 Noodle! Aw, Noodle was my first pet. 156 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:36,554 My only pet. 157 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,489 He's been at your house all this time? 158 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,427 Oh, Noodle, you must be hungry. 159 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,999 Noodle? 160 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:47,392 Noodle? 161 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:50,635 So Noodle's dead. 162 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,894 You haven't fed him for seven years. 163 00:07:52,919 --> 00:07:54,252 Me now, me now, do me. 164 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:01,612 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 165 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:02,840 What is it? 166 00:08:02,865 --> 00:08:06,417 A recommendation letter from Cyrus' mom. 167 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,252 We were in second grade. 168 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,664 Recommendation letter for what? 169 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:10,933 It doesn't matter. 170 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,261 - "Dear Buffy..." - Please don't read it! 171 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:21,299 "I'm writing on behalf of my son, Cyrus Goodman, 172 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,402 who really enjoyed meeting you at lunch yesterday. 173 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:28,639 If you have any openings for a new friend, Cyrus would be very interested 174 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:33,478 in the position. I have no doubt he'd prove to be an indispensable asset 175 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,613 to your play group." (LAUGHS) 176 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,348 She wasn't wrong. 177 00:08:38,074 --> 00:08:39,581 - (BUFFY AND ANDI LAUGH) - Andi? 178 00:08:49,397 --> 00:08:51,749 Hey, I'm Walker. I was at the bar mitzvah. 179 00:08:51,779 --> 00:08:53,412 I was the caricature artist. 180 00:08:53,447 --> 00:08:55,581 And you did that amazing dance with Andi. 181 00:08:55,616 --> 00:08:58,383 And you must be wondering why I'm here. 182 00:08:58,419 --> 00:08:59,751 Well, yeah. 183 00:08:59,787 --> 00:09:02,454 I wanted to meet Buffy before she left. 184 00:09:02,489 --> 00:09:03,689 And I'm gonna sit over there, 185 00:09:03,724 --> 00:09:05,657 do a quick sketch of the three of you guys 186 00:09:05,693 --> 00:09:07,492 as a going away present for her. 187 00:09:07,528 --> 00:09:10,020 - Is that okay? - Yeah, sure. 188 00:09:10,045 --> 00:09:11,363 That'd be great. 189 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,119 Yeah. Sure. 190 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,362 That'd be great. 191 00:09:16,575 --> 00:09:17,762 Great. 192 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,229 This is my good side. 193 00:09:32,987 --> 00:09:34,153 Thank you. 194 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:38,724 Are you Bex Mack? 195 00:09:38,759 --> 00:09:40,261 She's over there. 196 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,288 Do you have an appointment? 197 00:09:42,313 --> 00:09:44,413 No. But what I do have 198 00:09:44,438 --> 00:09:46,539 is a cease and desist letter from my lawyer. 199 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,422 Uh, I... I'll be right back. 200 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:51,757 Is there a problem? 201 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,880 Oh, don't do that. Don't play coy with me. 202 00:09:54,910 --> 00:09:56,876 Why does everybody think I'm playing coy? 203 00:09:56,912 --> 00:10:00,847 You know it's one thing to post fake five-star reviews for yourself. 204 00:10:00,882 --> 00:10:03,917 We've all done that, but what ya can't do 205 00:10:03,952 --> 00:10:05,836 is trash your competitors. 206 00:10:05,861 --> 00:10:07,820 - You really can't. - I didn't! 207 00:10:07,856 --> 00:10:08,983 Right. 208 00:10:11,013 --> 00:10:13,826 "When I hired Zoe to do my wedding makeup"... 209 00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:15,094 I'm Zoe. 210 00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:18,031 "I asked her to make me look like a blushing bride. 211 00:10:18,066 --> 00:10:22,001 But instead, she turned me into the Bride of Frankenstein." 212 00:10:22,037 --> 00:10:24,373 Really? "No stars!" 213 00:10:24,398 --> 00:10:26,198 Okay, I didn't write that. 214 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:27,794 Oh, right. Right, right, right. 215 00:10:27,819 --> 00:10:30,336 It was, um... Marian Shrensky? 216 00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:32,538 (GASPS) Marian Shrensky! 217 00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:36,408 All I can say, darlin', is I hope you have 218 00:10:36,444 --> 00:10:38,143 a really good lawyer. 219 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:41,514 Because I think I just found my... star witness... 220 00:10:41,549 --> 00:10:43,249 for when I sue you. 221 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,740 ? The only thing I wish for ? 222 00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:00,132 ? Is bein' around you ? 223 00:11:01,807 --> 00:11:02,873 How bad? 224 00:11:02,908 --> 00:11:05,775 You actually sounded really great! 225 00:11:05,811 --> 00:11:07,395 Except for that last part. 226 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:09,320 That last chorus is a little tricky. 227 00:11:09,345 --> 00:11:12,346 Not the chorus. I mean, you asking how bad. 228 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:14,270 I shouldn't ask that? 229 00:11:14,295 --> 00:11:16,428 No. And here's why. 230 00:11:16,453 --> 00:11:19,148 Performing is all about confidence. 231 00:11:19,315 --> 00:11:21,148 If you have the slightest hint of self-doubt, 232 00:11:21,183 --> 00:11:22,483 the audience will pick up on it. 233 00:11:22,518 --> 00:11:24,184 Gotcha. 234 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:25,519 Wait, what audience? 235 00:11:25,555 --> 00:11:27,555 At the open mic we're having here tomorrow night 236 00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:29,390 when you're gonna perform the song for Andi. 237 00:11:29,425 --> 00:11:31,191 Gotcha! 238 00:11:31,227 --> 00:11:34,194 Wait, what? Y... you want me to perform the first song I ever wrote 239 00:11:34,224 --> 00:11:35,356 that you mostly wrote? 240 00:11:35,668 --> 00:11:36,800 Yeah, that's the plan. 241 00:11:36,836 --> 00:11:39,040 You do remember I have panic attacks. 242 00:11:39,053 --> 00:11:41,153 - Right? - But you're not gonna have any, 243 00:11:41,188 --> 00:11:43,154 because you're gonna be playing guitar. 244 00:11:43,179 --> 00:11:45,157 Well, can't I just go to Andi's late at night, 245 00:11:45,192 --> 00:11:47,059 wake her up by throwing pebbles at her window, 246 00:11:47,094 --> 00:11:49,061 and sing to her from the sidewalk? 247 00:11:49,096 --> 00:11:52,030 You could, but that's a cliche. 248 00:11:52,066 --> 00:11:53,084 Ohh... 249 00:11:53,109 --> 00:11:56,135 Plus, when Andi hears the song for the first time, 250 00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:58,237 you should be onstage. 251 00:11:58,272 --> 00:12:02,341 All right? Everyone looks exponentially cooler onstage! 252 00:12:02,803 --> 00:12:04,054 Look! 253 00:12:06,313 --> 00:12:07,739 ? ? 254 00:12:11,986 --> 00:12:14,286 I'm learning so much from you. 255 00:12:14,321 --> 00:12:15,546 ? ? 256 00:12:18,688 --> 00:12:21,101 Is it just me, or does charcoal Cyrus 257 00:12:21,126 --> 00:12:22,459 look like Harry Styles? 258 00:12:23,748 --> 00:12:26,716 Can we focus on the bigger issue here? 259 00:12:26,751 --> 00:12:28,584 Andi has two guys... 260 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,453 count 'em! Two! 261 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,697 I do not have two guys. 262 00:12:34,064 --> 00:12:36,526 Jonah. Walker. 263 00:12:37,981 --> 00:12:39,227 Two guys. 264 00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:44,226 You've been keeping stuff from us, haven't you? 265 00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:47,129 I have not been keeping anything! 266 00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:51,840 I saw Walker. 267 00:12:51,865 --> 00:12:53,027 It was one date. 268 00:12:53,052 --> 00:12:54,594 BUFFY AND CYRUS: One date? 269 00:12:54,704 --> 00:12:57,605 That's like saying "I won one Oscar" 270 00:12:57,636 --> 00:12:59,503 or "I robbed one bank." 271 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,363 It's still a big deal. 272 00:13:01,398 --> 00:13:04,500 Guys, please don't blow this out of proportion. 273 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,145 Your life is a rom-com now. 274 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:07,921 One of them is gonna invite you to the prom 275 00:13:07,946 --> 00:13:09,294 the same night the other invites you 276 00:13:09,319 --> 00:13:11,219 to a counter-culture music show. 277 00:13:11,244 --> 00:13:13,378 Don't try to do both! 278 00:13:13,403 --> 00:13:14,569 It never works out. 279 00:13:14,859 --> 00:13:17,493 Cut to you standing in a room, 280 00:13:17,518 --> 00:13:19,173 looking back and forth between a leather jacket 281 00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,523 and the perfect dress. Which are you gonna choose? 282 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:24,293 Better call your sassy friend Cyrus. 283 00:13:24,328 --> 00:13:26,777 Hey! I'm the sassy friend! 284 00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:29,531 I'm glad you two are enjoying this, 285 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,600 - 'cause I'm not. - Why not? 286 00:13:31,635 --> 00:13:34,503 Because... I'm still trying to figure out 287 00:13:34,538 --> 00:13:36,594 how I feel about Jonah... 288 00:13:37,241 --> 00:13:39,641 and now I have figure out how I feel about Walker, too? 289 00:13:39,677 --> 00:13:43,212 But come on. This has to feel good. 290 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:44,712 It doesn't. 291 00:13:45,323 --> 00:13:47,316 It feels like I have a lotta homework... 292 00:13:48,419 --> 00:13:50,652 and it's all due tomorrow. 293 00:13:50,688 --> 00:13:53,388 It's a job being your sassy friend. 294 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,525 Good thing there are two of us. 295 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,393 ? ? 296 00:13:58,429 --> 00:14:03,398 ? Now I've got good friends ? 297 00:14:03,434 --> 00:14:05,334 ? I've got good friends ? 298 00:14:05,369 --> 00:14:07,302 ? ? 299 00:14:10,664 --> 00:14:12,025 (VACUUM WHIRS) 300 00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:14,885 I'm sorry, I'm not taking down my reviews. 301 00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:18,230 I worked hard on those. They were extremely well written. 302 00:14:18,255 --> 00:14:19,272 Mom! 303 00:14:19,297 --> 00:14:21,548 I mean, do you know how many hours it took me 304 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,850 to even just come up with those fake names? 305 00:14:23,886 --> 00:14:26,787 People are threatening to sue me. 306 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,507 Nobody's gonna sue you. 307 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,653 How do you know? 308 00:14:29,688 --> 00:14:32,355 Because all they would get is a used motorcycle 309 00:14:32,391 --> 00:14:34,357 and a punch card for a free taco. 310 00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:36,810 (VACUUM STOPS) 311 00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:42,944 Your heart... and I do believe you have one... 312 00:14:42,979 --> 00:14:44,178 is in the right place, 313 00:14:44,213 --> 00:14:47,248 but I want to succeed on my own. 314 00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:51,687 Can you possibly at least let me try to do that? 315 00:14:53,054 --> 00:14:55,134 - No. - Mom! 316 00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:59,466 Okay, okay, I'll admit I may have gone a bit far with my negative reviews, 317 00:14:59,491 --> 00:15:02,626 so here's my offer: I'll take down my reviews 318 00:15:02,661 --> 00:15:05,295 if I can make you business cards. 319 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:06,429 I'm never gonna use them. 320 00:15:06,465 --> 00:15:09,366 - A website. - I don't like bragging about myself. 321 00:15:09,401 --> 00:15:11,568 You're never gonna get anywhere at this pace. 322 00:15:11,603 --> 00:15:15,338 You have to think big, make some moves, take action. 323 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,474 I went to cosmetology school! 324 00:15:17,509 --> 00:15:20,543 Well, school's out! What's next? 325 00:15:20,579 --> 00:15:22,479 How about the end of this conversation? 326 00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:26,342 (VACUUM WHIRS) 327 00:15:27,286 --> 00:15:32,289 ? You can do almost anything ? 328 00:15:32,324 --> 00:15:34,691 ? All you gotta go is dream ? 329 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,359 Why are we looking at these? 330 00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:38,295 We always get the same thing. 331 00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,630 Because it's important to know we have options. 332 00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:44,267 Is it gonna be the, uh, Walker waffles? 333 00:15:44,303 --> 00:15:46,469 Or peanut butter and Jonah? 334 00:15:46,505 --> 00:15:47,570 (GIGGLES) 335 00:15:53,545 --> 00:15:56,246 I'm in a show tonight. It's at the Red Rooster. 336 00:15:56,281 --> 00:15:57,580 Cool if you guys could swing by. 337 00:15:57,616 --> 00:15:58,755 Yeah. 338 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,219 Here comes bachelor number two. 339 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,588 Is anybody else seeing this in slo-mo? 340 00:16:07,526 --> 00:16:08,901 Hey. 341 00:16:09,394 --> 00:16:12,329 So I'm kinda performing at this open mic tonight, 342 00:16:12,364 --> 00:16:14,564 if you guys aren't doing anything. 343 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,666 Performing what? 344 00:16:16,702 --> 00:16:18,401 A song. 345 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,603 As in... singing? 346 00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:23,206 And playing guitar. 347 00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:26,343 Counter-culture music show. It's happening. 348 00:16:26,378 --> 00:16:28,611 I didn't know you did either of those things. 349 00:16:28,647 --> 00:16:31,627 Neither did I, till a week ago. 350 00:16:32,317 --> 00:16:34,351 Well, we wouldn't miss it. 351 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,555 BUFFY: This just got more interesting. 352 00:16:38,985 --> 00:16:42,066 Musician versus artist. 353 00:16:42,394 --> 00:16:43,660 Stop talking like that. 354 00:16:43,695 --> 00:16:45,662 This isn't a competition. 355 00:16:45,697 --> 00:16:48,698 Uh, what show are you watching? 356 00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:51,401 Thursday at two? I can do that. 357 00:16:51,436 --> 00:16:54,471 Let me just get your name... oh, hold on, 358 00:16:54,506 --> 00:16:58,373 I just need to find something to write on. 359 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,344 Uh... 360 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:02,479 Mmm... 361 00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:06,630 Your name? How do you spell that? 362 00:17:06,998 --> 00:17:08,210 Uh-huh. 363 00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:12,993 Okay. See you then. 364 00:17:14,393 --> 00:17:16,659 Thank you. It's beautiful. 365 00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:19,662 And it's so much better than the one I got myself. 366 00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,566 It's nice of you to buy this for me. 367 00:17:23,602 --> 00:17:28,638 Well, it's the perfect accessory for the other thing I got for you. 368 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,507 The Fringe! 369 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,313 Okay...? 370 00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:38,381 Okay? 371 00:17:39,484 --> 00:17:41,251 What's the punchline? 372 00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:43,586 There is no punchline! The business wasn't doing well, 373 00:17:43,622 --> 00:17:46,054 and it turns out, it wasn't even that much. 374 00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:49,047 You bought... the Fringe? 375 00:17:49,049 --> 00:17:51,283 I told you to take action, and you didn't. 376 00:17:51,318 --> 00:17:53,285 That was yesterday! 377 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,779 You said you were going to let me try to succeed on my own! 378 00:17:56,804 --> 00:17:58,223 Remember? 379 00:17:58,571 --> 00:18:00,870 - No. - Uh, Mom! 380 00:18:04,862 --> 00:18:06,162 (ACCORDION PLAYING) 381 00:18:20,304 --> 00:18:21,536 Okay, you're up next. 382 00:18:21,572 --> 00:18:23,405 How'd I let you talk me into this? 383 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,341 Look, you're nervous. And that's okay. 384 00:18:26,377 --> 00:18:28,510 I would get nervous at shows, too. 385 00:18:28,545 --> 00:18:30,278 But do you know what I'd do? 386 00:18:30,314 --> 00:18:31,380 Tell me. 387 00:18:31,415 --> 00:18:33,448 I would find Bex in the audience, 388 00:18:33,484 --> 00:18:35,484 and look at her while I sing. 389 00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:40,322 You want me to look at Bex while I sing? 390 00:18:40,357 --> 00:18:43,158 I want you to look at Andi while you sing. 391 00:18:44,561 --> 00:18:46,461 You got this. 392 00:18:46,497 --> 00:18:48,311 - (ACCORDION FINISHES) - (APPLAUSE) 393 00:18:55,539 --> 00:18:57,606 Thank you, thank you. 394 00:18:57,641 --> 00:19:01,109 Now let's give a warm welcome to our final performer, 395 00:19:01,145 --> 00:19:03,478 making his Red Rooster debut. 396 00:19:03,514 --> 00:19:05,313 Jonah Beck! 397 00:19:07,423 --> 00:19:09,217 - (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) - Go, Jonah! 398 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,428 Hi, um... I'm Jonah and, uh... 399 00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:24,166 Yeah. 400 00:19:36,637 --> 00:19:38,413 (QUIETLY) Oh, boy... 401 00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:50,865 ? I don't wanna be a hero ? 402 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,868 ? Don't wanna be a billionaire ? 403 00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:56,938 ? I know it may sound crazy ? 404 00:19:56,973 --> 00:19:59,941 ? But I wouldn't even care ? 405 00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:02,844 ? 'Cause the only thing that matters ? 406 00:20:02,879 --> 00:20:05,813 ? The only thing that's true ? 407 00:20:05,849 --> 00:20:08,516 ? The only thing I wish for ? 408 00:20:08,951 --> 00:20:10,951 ? Is being around you ? 409 00:20:15,825 --> 00:20:18,121 ? I love to hear your laughter ? 410 00:20:18,144 --> 00:20:20,945 ? I love the way you smile ? 411 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:23,180 ? I love you're so creative ? 412 00:20:23,216 --> 00:20:26,217 ? Never goin' outta style ? 413 00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:29,676 ? I love so much about you ? 414 00:20:29,711 --> 00:20:32,512 ? I don't know where to start ? 415 00:20:32,548 --> 00:20:35,482 ? And every time I'm with you ? 416 00:20:35,517 --> 00:20:38,218 ? You always win my heart ? 417 00:20:38,253 --> 00:20:40,420 ? Being around you ? 418 00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:46,226 ? Being around you ? 419 00:20:52,401 --> 00:20:55,468 ? I never know the words to say ? 420 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,238 ? The words to make you stay ? 421 00:20:58,266 --> 00:21:00,765 ? Wouldn't matter anyway... ? 422 00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:02,123 I think this song is about you. 423 00:21:02,874 --> 00:21:03,933 No, it's not. 424 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,613 ? But the only thing that matters ? 425 00:21:06,648 --> 00:21:09,583 ? The only thing that's true ? 426 00:21:09,618 --> 00:21:13,386 ? The only thing I wish for ? 427 00:21:13,455 --> 00:21:16,423 ? Is being around you ? 428 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:19,659 - (QUIETLY) Or maybe it is. - ? I love to hear your laughter ? 429 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,529 ? I love the way you smile ? 430 00:21:22,564 --> 00:21:25,232 ? I love you're so creative ? 431 00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:28,368 ? Never goin' outta style ? 432 00:21:28,403 --> 00:21:31,338 ? I love so much about you ? 433 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,640 ? I don't know where to start ? 434 00:21:33,675 --> 00:21:36,676 ? And every time I'm with you ? 435 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,346 ? You always win my heart ? 436 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:43,216 - ? Being around you ? - He wrote this? 437 00:21:43,252 --> 00:21:44,684 I may have helped a little. 438 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,520 - ? Being around you ? - A lot. 439 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:50,557 - ? Being around me ? - Well, it's working. 440 00:21:50,592 --> 00:21:53,460 ? I love being around you ? 441 00:21:53,495 --> 00:21:55,695 ? Being around me ? 442 00:21:56,732 --> 00:22:00,634 ? I love being around you ? 443 00:22:00,669 --> 00:22:02,307 - BOWIE: Yeah! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 444 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,175 Whoo, whoo, whoo! 445 00:22:09,211 --> 00:22:10,610 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 446 00:22:23,358 --> 00:22:24,658 Was it okay? 447 00:22:24,972 --> 00:22:26,386 Dude. 448 00:22:32,668 --> 00:22:34,401 There's your answer. 449 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,520 ? ? 450 00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:04,803 What'd you think? 451 00:23:37,557 --> 00:23:40,280 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 452 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:41,983 ANDI: Next on Andi Mack... 453 00:23:42,018 --> 00:23:43,685 I... kissed Jonah. 454 00:23:43,710 --> 00:23:44,843 Bye-bye, Walker. 455 00:23:44,861 --> 00:23:46,761 Now I'm more confused than ever. 456 00:23:46,796 --> 00:23:49,497 ANDI: This is our last day together. 457 00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:53,701 I can't remember my life before I met Andi and Cyrus. 458 00:23:53,737 --> 00:23:55,670 Let's make a time capsule. 459 00:23:55,705 --> 00:23:58,506 What I want is a normal day, remember? 460 00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:00,508 This just isn't a normal day. 461 00:24:00,544 --> 00:24:02,510 She doesn't want a time capsule. 462 00:24:02,546 --> 00:24:03,711 What if you don't bury it? 463 00:24:03,747 --> 00:24:04,965 What's wrong with that? 464 00:24:04,990 --> 00:24:06,023 Please keep it down? 465 00:24:06,048 --> 00:24:07,812 Buffy can't know we're here. 466 00:24:07,862 --> 00:24:12,412 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32775

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