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BEX: Previously, on Andi Mack...
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You're valedictorian!
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- So who's gonna be there?
- No one.
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- What about CeCe and Pops?
- Nah.
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What are you guys doing here?
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POPS: We didn't wanna miss this.
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I'm sure you'd rather be
sitting on a lawn somewhere,
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watching me graduate from
college, but I'm doing this.
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And I'm good at it.
And I'm proud of myself.
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So am I. Very proud.
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- Who is this?
- Hey.
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- Walker?
- What are you doing right now?
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You have a painting in an art gallery?
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I need your help.
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I'm gonna lose this space
if I don't put something on it.
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- I love it.
- Me, too.
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WALKER: We have to sign it.
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Dude, you see it now, right?
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I mean, I don't have
to teach you anything.
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I never knew I could do this.
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Now I wanna do it all the time.
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You need a teacher.
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I'm gonna send you to Sid.
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Eleven a.m., sharp.
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She won't see you if you're late.
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(FAUCET RUNS)
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(SPITS)
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- (FAUCET RUNS)
- (SPITS)
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- (FAUCET RUNS)
- (SPITS)
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Annhh, annnhhhh.
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Annhh.
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All yours.
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(SPITS, SIGHS)
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(EXHALES)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
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? I'm standin' on the edge ?
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? And everything I know-oh-oh
is blown away ?
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? Life is upside down ?
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? But any way it goes,
I'll work it out ?
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? Oh oh oh oh oh ?
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? Here we go ?
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- ? One, two, three ?
- ? I'm ready for tomorrow ?
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? Tomorrow starts today ?
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? There ain't a map to follow ?
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? But I'm with you all the way ?
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? I'm ready for tomorrow ?
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- ? Tomorrow starts today ?
- ? Hey ?
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? There ain't a map to follow ?
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? But I'm with you all the way ?
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- ? Hey ?
- ? All the way ?
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synced and corrected by susinz
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So you didn't go see Sid?
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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It's too bad.
She's a phenomenal teacher.
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Thanks.
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I promised her she'd love you,
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but... she doesn't.
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I wanted to go,
I was lookin' forward to it.
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So why didn't you?
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Something... came up.
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What was it?
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I don't think Andi likes me anymore.
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Last I heard, she thought
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you didn't like her.
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Well, now I really like her.
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Does she know that?
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I bought her a gnome.
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(CHUCKLES) A gnome is nice,
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but it's not a guarantee.
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(SIGHS)
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I know something she'd really like.
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Is it a piece of rice
with her name on it?
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Because I tried that, too.
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What, and that didn't work?
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No, I think you gotta do somethin' big.
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- Like what?
- Like... write her a song.
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I can't write her a song.
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I had to ask her for help
signing a birthday card.
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- What's that for?
- The song.
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I just told you...
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It's not that hard.
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All right? Two-step process.
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One, put your feelings on paper.
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Two? Sing them.
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My feelings? I don't
talk about my feelings.
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You just did. All right... you like her,
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but you don't think she likes you.
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Okay, what else?
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That's everything.
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No, no, there was somethin' else.
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She used to like you.
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And I want her back.
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Yeah. That's good!
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I mean, this is some solid stuff!
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Now we just need
to turn them into lyrics.
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Okay, what is a word
that rhymes with "back"?
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Quack!
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Okay, what's another non-duck-related
word that rhymes with "back"?
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Plaque!
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Hmm.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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- Walker! Hey!
- What's goin' on?
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The usual. Baby taters at the Spoon
with my friends Cyrus and Buffy.
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That sounds fun.
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Usually is... but Buffy's
moving away in a few days.
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That's too bad.
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It's not bad, it's... awful.
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Hey, let's talk some other time.
You go be with your friends.
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Oh, if you can, get your hands
on a bubble machine.
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It's very hard to be sad
around a bubble machine.
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(SCOFFS) I actually do
have a bubble machine.
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Well, you're just a basket
of kittens and a pony away
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from a good time.
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Bye.
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? ?
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Are these all appointments
for you to do makeup?
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Yeah! I even have a wait list...
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around here somewhere.
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Congratulations, Bex.
I'm so happy for you.
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In other news, free makeovers at
the Fringe are no longer free.
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I can't just start charging for them.
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Yes, you can. Things have
been kinda slow around here.
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In fact, I was this close
to laying you off.
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You were?
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Not anymore, now that you're
the top-rated cosmetologist
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on Whelp.
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I can't be. I just got my license.
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I'm the top-rated
cosmetologist on Whelp.
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Haven't you read your reviews?
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Wow! They love me!
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Who are they?
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Oh, Bex. You don't have
to play coy with me.
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I'm not playing coy. Seems like
you're the one that's playing coy.
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We both know you wrote those reviews.
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I did not! I would never!
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"Bex Mack is not just the best
cosmetologist in Shadyside,
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she's also a true artist
with an infectious personality.
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Signed Marian Shrensky."
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You're not Marian Shrensky?
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- No!
- Do you know a Marian Shrensky?
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- No.
- How about Amy Young?
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- No.
- Carla Romero?
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Brooke Butler?
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If these reviews are fake,
and you didn't write them...
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who did?
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My mother.
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Before we order the baby taters,
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we have some business to attend to.
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What's this?
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This is all the stuff
you two have left behind
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at my house over the years.
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It can't be anything important.
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I would know if I left something
important at your house.
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Oh, really?
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Noodle! Aw, Noodle was my first pet.
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My only pet.
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He's been at your house all this time?
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Oh, Noodle, you must be hungry.
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Noodle?
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Noodle?
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So Noodle's dead.
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You haven't fed him for seven years.
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Me now, me now, do me.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
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What is it?
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A recommendation letter from Cyrus' mom.
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We were in second grade.
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Recommendation letter for what?
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It doesn't matter.
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- "Dear Buffy..."
- Please don't read it!
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"I'm writing on behalf
of my son, Cyrus Goodman,
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who really enjoyed
meeting you at lunch yesterday.
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If you have any openings for a new
friend, Cyrus would be very interested
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in the position. I have no doubt he'd
prove to be an indispensable asset
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to your play group." (LAUGHS)
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She wasn't wrong.
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- (BUFFY AND ANDI LAUGH)
- Andi?
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Hey, I'm Walker.
I was at the bar mitzvah.
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I was the caricature artist.
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And you did that amazing
dance with Andi.
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And you must be wondering why I'm here.
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Well, yeah.
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I wanted to meet Buffy before she left.
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And I'm gonna sit over there,
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do a quick sketch of
the three of you guys
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as a going away present for her.
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- Is that okay?
- Yeah, sure.
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That'd be great.
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Yeah. Sure.
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That'd be great.
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Great.
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This is my good side.
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Thank you.
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Are you Bex Mack?
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She's over there.
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Do you have an appointment?
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No. But what I do have
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is a cease and desist letter
from my lawyer.
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Uh, I... I'll be right back.
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Is there a problem?
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Oh, don't do that.
Don't play coy with me.
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Why does everybody think
I'm playing coy?
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You know it's one thing to post fake
five-star reviews for yourself.
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We've all done that,
but what ya can't do
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is trash your competitors.
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- You really can't.
- I didn't!
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Right.
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"When I hired Zoe
to do my wedding makeup"...
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I'm Zoe.
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"I asked her to make me
look like a blushing bride.
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But instead, she turned me
into the Bride of Frankenstein."
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Really? "No stars!"
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Okay, I didn't write that.
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Oh, right. Right, right, right.
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It was, um... Marian Shrensky?
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(GASPS) Marian Shrensky!
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All I can say, darlin',
is I hope you have
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a really good lawyer.
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Because I think I just found my...
star witness...
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for when I sue you.
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? The only thing I wish for ?
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? Is bein' around you ?
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How bad?
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You actually sounded really great!
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Except for that last part.
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That last chorus is a little tricky.
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Not the chorus.
I mean, you asking how bad.
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I shouldn't ask that?
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No. And here's why.
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Performing is all about confidence.
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If you have the slightest hint
of self-doubt,
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the audience will pick up on it.
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Gotcha.
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Wait, what audience?
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At the open mic we're
having here tomorrow night
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when you're gonna
perform the song for Andi.
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Gotcha!
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Wait, what? Y... you want me to
perform the first song I ever wrote
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that you mostly wrote?
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Yeah, that's the plan.
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You do remember I have panic attacks.
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- Right?
- But you're not gonna have any,
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because you're gonna be playing guitar.
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Well, can't I just go to Andi's
late at night,
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wake her up by throwing pebbles
at her window,
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and sing to her from the sidewalk?
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You could, but that's a cliche.
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Ohh...
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Plus, when Andi hears the
song for the first time,
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you should be onstage.
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All right? Everyone looks
exponentially cooler onstage!
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Look!
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? ?
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I'm learning so much from you.
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? ?
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Is it just me, or does charcoal Cyrus
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look like Harry Styles?
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Can we focus on the bigger issue here?
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Andi has two guys...
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count 'em! Two!
261
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,697
I do not have two guys.
262
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Jonah. Walker.
263
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Two guys.
264
00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:44,226
You've been keeping stuff
from us, haven't you?
265
00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:47,129
I have not been keeping anything!
266
00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:51,840
I saw Walker.
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00:12:51,865 --> 00:12:53,027
It was one date.
268
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BUFFY AND CYRUS: One date?
269
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That's like saying "I won one Oscar"
270
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or "I robbed one bank."
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It's still a big deal.
272
00:13:01,398 --> 00:13:04,500
Guys, please don't blow this
out of proportion.
273
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,145
Your life is a rom-com now.
274
00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:07,921
One of them is gonna
invite you to the prom
275
00:13:07,946 --> 00:13:09,294
the same night the other invites you
276
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to a counter-culture music show.
277
00:13:11,244 --> 00:13:13,378
Don't try to do both!
278
00:13:13,403 --> 00:13:14,569
It never works out.
279
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Cut to you standing in a room,
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looking back and forth
between a leather jacket
281
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and the perfect dress.
Which are you gonna choose?
282
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Better call your sassy friend Cyrus.
283
00:13:24,328 --> 00:13:26,777
Hey! I'm the sassy friend!
284
00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:29,531
I'm glad you two are enjoying this,
285
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- 'cause I'm not.
- Why not?
286
00:13:31,635 --> 00:13:34,503
Because... I'm still
trying to figure out
287
00:13:34,538 --> 00:13:36,594
how I feel about Jonah...
288
00:13:37,241 --> 00:13:39,641
and now I have figure out
how I feel about Walker, too?
289
00:13:39,677 --> 00:13:43,212
But come on. This has to feel good.
290
00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:44,712
It doesn't.
291
00:13:45,323 --> 00:13:47,316
It feels like I have a lotta homework...
292
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and it's all due tomorrow.
293
00:13:50,688 --> 00:13:53,388
It's a job being your sassy friend.
294
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,525
Good thing there are two of us.
295
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? ?
296
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? Now I've got good friends ?
297
00:14:03,434 --> 00:14:05,334
? I've got good friends ?
298
00:14:05,369 --> 00:14:07,302
? ?
299
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(VACUUM WHIRS)
300
00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:14,885
I'm sorry, I'm not
taking down my reviews.
301
00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:18,230
I worked hard on those. They
were extremely well written.
302
00:14:18,255 --> 00:14:19,272
Mom!
303
00:14:19,297 --> 00:14:21,548
I mean, do you know how
many hours it took me
304
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,850
to even just come up
with those fake names?
305
00:14:23,886 --> 00:14:26,787
People are threatening to sue me.
306
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,507
Nobody's gonna sue you.
307
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,653
How do you know?
308
00:14:29,688 --> 00:14:32,355
Because all they would get
is a used motorcycle
309
00:14:32,391 --> 00:14:34,357
and a punch card for a free taco.
310
00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:36,810
(VACUUM STOPS)
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00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:42,944
Your heart... and I do
believe you have one...
312
00:14:42,979 --> 00:14:44,178
is in the right place,
313
00:14:44,213 --> 00:14:47,248
but I want to succeed on my own.
314
00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:51,687
Can you possibly at least
let me try to do that?
315
00:14:53,054 --> 00:14:55,134
- No.
- Mom!
316
00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:59,466
Okay, okay, I'll admit I may have gone
a bit far with my negative reviews,
317
00:14:59,491 --> 00:15:02,626
so here's my offer:
I'll take down my reviews
318
00:15:02,661 --> 00:15:05,295
if I can make you business cards.
319
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:06,429
I'm never gonna use them.
320
00:15:06,465 --> 00:15:09,366
- A website.
- I don't like bragging about myself.
321
00:15:09,401 --> 00:15:11,568
You're never gonna
get anywhere at this pace.
322
00:15:11,603 --> 00:15:15,338
You have to think big, make
some moves, take action.
323
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,474
I went to cosmetology school!
324
00:15:17,509 --> 00:15:20,543
Well, school's out! What's next?
325
00:15:20,579 --> 00:15:22,479
How about the end of this conversation?
326
00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:26,342
(VACUUM WHIRS)
327
00:15:27,286 --> 00:15:32,289
? You can do almost anything ?
328
00:15:32,324 --> 00:15:34,691
? All you gotta go is dream ?
329
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,359
Why are we looking at these?
330
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:38,295
We always get the same thing.
331
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,630
Because it's important
to know we have options.
332
00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:44,267
Is it gonna be the, uh, Walker waffles?
333
00:15:44,303 --> 00:15:46,469
Or peanut butter and Jonah?
334
00:15:46,505 --> 00:15:47,570
(GIGGLES)
335
00:15:53,545 --> 00:15:56,246
I'm in a show tonight.
It's at the Red Rooster.
336
00:15:56,281 --> 00:15:57,580
Cool if you guys could swing by.
337
00:15:57,616 --> 00:15:58,755
Yeah.
338
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,219
Here comes bachelor number two.
339
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,588
Is anybody else seeing this in slo-mo?
340
00:16:07,526 --> 00:16:08,901
Hey.
341
00:16:09,394 --> 00:16:12,329
So I'm kinda performing
at this open mic tonight,
342
00:16:12,364 --> 00:16:14,564
if you guys aren't doing anything.
343
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,666
Performing what?
344
00:16:16,702 --> 00:16:18,401
A song.
345
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,603
As in... singing?
346
00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:23,206
And playing guitar.
347
00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:26,343
Counter-culture music show.
It's happening.
348
00:16:26,378 --> 00:16:28,611
I didn't know you did either
of those things.
349
00:16:28,647 --> 00:16:31,627
Neither did I, till a week ago.
350
00:16:32,317 --> 00:16:34,351
Well, we wouldn't miss it.
351
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,555
BUFFY: This just got more interesting.
352
00:16:38,985 --> 00:16:42,066
Musician versus artist.
353
00:16:42,394 --> 00:16:43,660
Stop talking like that.
354
00:16:43,695 --> 00:16:45,662
This isn't a competition.
355
00:16:45,697 --> 00:16:48,698
Uh, what show are you watching?
356
00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:51,401
Thursday at two? I can do that.
357
00:16:51,436 --> 00:16:54,471
Let me just get your name...
oh, hold on,
358
00:16:54,506 --> 00:16:58,373
I just need to find
something to write on.
359
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,344
Uh...
360
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:02,479
Mmm...
361
00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:06,630
Your name? How do you spell that?
362
00:17:06,998 --> 00:17:08,210
Uh-huh.
363
00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:12,993
Okay. See you then.
364
00:17:14,393 --> 00:17:16,659
Thank you. It's beautiful.
365
00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:19,662
And it's so much better
than the one I got myself.
366
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,566
It's nice of you to buy this for me.
367
00:17:23,602 --> 00:17:28,638
Well, it's the perfect accessory
for the other thing I got for you.
368
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,507
The Fringe!
369
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,313
Okay...?
370
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:38,381
Okay?
371
00:17:39,484 --> 00:17:41,251
What's the punchline?
372
00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:43,586
There is no punchline! The
business wasn't doing well,
373
00:17:43,622 --> 00:17:46,054
and it turns out,
it wasn't even that much.
374
00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:49,047
You bought... the Fringe?
375
00:17:49,049 --> 00:17:51,283
I told you to take action,
and you didn't.
376
00:17:51,318 --> 00:17:53,285
That was yesterday!
377
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,779
You said you were going to let
me try to succeed on my own!
378
00:17:56,804 --> 00:17:58,223
Remember?
379
00:17:58,571 --> 00:18:00,870
- No.
- Uh, Mom!
380
00:18:04,862 --> 00:18:06,162
(ACCORDION PLAYING)
381
00:18:20,304 --> 00:18:21,536
Okay, you're up next.
382
00:18:21,572 --> 00:18:23,405
How'd I let you talk me into this?
383
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,341
Look, you're nervous. And that's okay.
384
00:18:26,377 --> 00:18:28,510
I would get nervous at shows, too.
385
00:18:28,545 --> 00:18:30,278
But do you know what I'd do?
386
00:18:30,314 --> 00:18:31,380
Tell me.
387
00:18:31,415 --> 00:18:33,448
I would find Bex in the audience,
388
00:18:33,484 --> 00:18:35,484
and look at her while I sing.
389
00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:40,322
You want me to look at Bex while I sing?
390
00:18:40,357 --> 00:18:43,158
I want you to look at Andi
while you sing.
391
00:18:44,561 --> 00:18:46,461
You got this.
392
00:18:46,497 --> 00:18:48,311
- (ACCORDION FINISHES)
- (APPLAUSE)
393
00:18:55,539 --> 00:18:57,606
Thank you, thank you.
394
00:18:57,641 --> 00:19:01,109
Now let's give a warm welcome
to our final performer,
395
00:19:01,145 --> 00:19:03,478
making his Red Rooster debut.
396
00:19:03,514 --> 00:19:05,313
Jonah Beck!
397
00:19:07,423 --> 00:19:09,217
- (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
- Go, Jonah!
398
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,428
Hi, um... I'm Jonah and, uh...
399
00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:24,166
Yeah.
400
00:19:36,637 --> 00:19:38,413
(QUIETLY) Oh, boy...
401
00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:50,865
? I don't wanna be a hero ?
402
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,868
? Don't wanna be a billionaire ?
403
00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:56,938
? I know it may sound crazy ?
404
00:19:56,973 --> 00:19:59,941
? But I wouldn't even care ?
405
00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:02,844
? 'Cause the only thing that matters ?
406
00:20:02,879 --> 00:20:05,813
? The only thing that's true ?
407
00:20:05,849 --> 00:20:08,516
? The only thing I wish for ?
408
00:20:08,951 --> 00:20:10,951
? Is being around you ?
409
00:20:15,825 --> 00:20:18,121
? I love to hear your laughter ?
410
00:20:18,144 --> 00:20:20,945
? I love the way you smile ?
411
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:23,180
? I love you're so creative ?
412
00:20:23,216 --> 00:20:26,217
? Never goin' outta style ?
413
00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:29,676
? I love so much about you ?
414
00:20:29,711 --> 00:20:32,512
? I don't know where to start ?
415
00:20:32,548 --> 00:20:35,482
? And every time I'm with you ?
416
00:20:35,517 --> 00:20:38,218
? You always win my heart ?
417
00:20:38,253 --> 00:20:40,420
? Being around you ?
418
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:46,226
? Being around you ?
419
00:20:52,401 --> 00:20:55,468
? I never know the words to say ?
420
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,238
? The words to make you stay ?
421
00:20:58,266 --> 00:21:00,765
? Wouldn't matter anyway... ?
422
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:02,123
I think this song is about you.
423
00:21:02,874 --> 00:21:03,933
No, it's not.
424
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,613
? But the only thing that matters ?
425
00:21:06,648 --> 00:21:09,583
? The only thing that's true ?
426
00:21:09,618 --> 00:21:13,386
? The only thing I wish for ?
427
00:21:13,455 --> 00:21:16,423
? Is being around you ?
428
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:19,659
- (QUIETLY) Or maybe it is.
- ? I love to hear your laughter ?
429
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,529
? I love the way you smile ?
430
00:21:22,564 --> 00:21:25,232
? I love you're so creative ?
431
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:28,368
? Never goin' outta style ?
432
00:21:28,403 --> 00:21:31,338
? I love so much about you ?
433
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,640
? I don't know where to start ?
434
00:21:33,675 --> 00:21:36,676
? And every time I'm with you ?
435
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,346
? You always win my heart ?
436
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:43,216
- ? Being around you ?
- He wrote this?
437
00:21:43,252 --> 00:21:44,684
I may have helped a little.
438
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,520
- ? Being around you ?
- A lot.
439
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:50,557
- ? Being around me ?
- Well, it's working.
440
00:21:50,592 --> 00:21:53,460
? I love being around you ?
441
00:21:53,495 --> 00:21:55,695
? Being around me ?
442
00:21:56,732 --> 00:22:00,634
? I love being around you ?
443
00:22:00,669 --> 00:22:02,307
- BOWIE: Yeah!
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
444
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,175
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
445
00:22:09,211 --> 00:22:10,610
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
446
00:22:23,358 --> 00:22:24,658
Was it okay?
447
00:22:24,972 --> 00:22:26,386
Dude.
448
00:22:32,668 --> 00:22:34,401
There's your answer.
449
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,520
? ?
450
00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:04,803
What'd you think?
451
00:23:37,557 --> 00:23:40,280
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00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:41,983
ANDI: Next on Andi Mack...
453
00:23:42,018 --> 00:23:43,685
I... kissed Jonah.
454
00:23:43,710 --> 00:23:44,843
Bye-bye, Walker.
455
00:23:44,861 --> 00:23:46,761
Now I'm more confused than ever.
456
00:23:46,796 --> 00:23:49,497
ANDI: This is our last day together.
457
00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:53,701
I can't remember my life
before I met Andi and Cyrus.
458
00:23:53,737 --> 00:23:55,670
Let's make a time capsule.
459
00:23:55,705 --> 00:23:58,506
What I want is a normal day, remember?
460
00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:00,508
This just isn't a normal day.
461
00:24:00,544 --> 00:24:02,510
She doesn't want a time capsule.
462
00:24:02,546 --> 00:24:03,711
What if you don't bury it?
463
00:24:03,747 --> 00:24:04,965
What's wrong with that?
464
00:24:04,990 --> 00:24:06,023
Please keep it down?
465
00:24:06,048 --> 00:24:07,812
Buffy can't know we're here.
466
00:24:07,862 --> 00:24:12,412
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