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♪♪
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[ Gasps ] Yes!
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I got the highest score
in the class
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so I get to pick the movie
for "Feature Friday."
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Congratulations,
Sweetheart.
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You studied so hard
for that vocabulary test
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and it paid off.
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Franklin, we'll need
to brainstorm
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movie options
during recess.
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Okay, but the only movie
I've ever seen is "Soapdish."
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Katie: Uch. Tara, Sage,
Jennifer, and Holly.
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It's like if The Beatles
were made up entirely of Yokos.
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Look at what
she's wearing.
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She's not even wearing
a bra.
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Who cares if I'm not wearing
a --
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I'll have
you plant-based idiots know
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that I am wearing a bra
today.
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This is just as high
as they go now.
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It's brave of you to share
something so sad,
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but we weren't
talking about you.
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Who else would you be insulting
if not me?
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Her.
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♪♪
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How does she have wind blowing
gently through her hair?
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We're in an enclosed space.
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Who cares
about her hair?
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Check out
all that...cleave.
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Yowza.
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Who is she?
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Harper the home wrecker.
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She's Insignia Vaillancourt's
new step-mom.
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Not a name.
That's not a name.
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She busted up Claude
and Michelle's marriage
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and now she's prancing
around Westport
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smiling at people,
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volunteering
at the animal shelter.
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It's disgusting.
[ Muttering ]
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There's finally someone
they hate more than me.
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Harper obviously married
for money.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.
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But you sure didn't.
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[ Laughter ]
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Okay, maybe she's just someone
they hate as much as me.
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♪♪
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I love seeing the Westport moms
freak out about Harper.
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Nothing scares
those be-yatches
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like a trophy wife
blowing into town.
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They think their husbands
will trade them in
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for a younger model, too.
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That is so sad.
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[ Laughs ]
It is funny.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, d-did you say sad?
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Since I moved to this town,
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these women have dedicated
their lives to judging me
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and making me feel like
an outcast.
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They make fun of your clothes,
your hair, your makeup,
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the sound
of your pleather wallet
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sliding out
of your pleather bag.
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Sicking Harper on them is
my chance for a little payback.
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Mm-hmm. Make them feel
like they make you feel.
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You two aren't worried
about Greg or Richard
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getting any ideas
about trading you in?
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Greg would never cheat
on me.
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Fool loves me too much.
[ Chuckling ]
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And Richard has a healthy fear
of diseases.
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Mm.
Oh, thank God for those herpes commercials
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during "NCIS."
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Ohh, hey, look.
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Let's start messing with them
right now.
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Ask me how I look
so young for my age.
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Ask me loudly.
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[ Loudly ] Angela,
you look so young for your age.
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What's your secret?
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[ Loudly ]
Oh, you wouldn't believe me.
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Baby pee.
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An infant's urine
is better than BOTOX.
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I mean,
that's just science.
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Science?
Isn't that what doctors use?
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Sure is.
Just take a wet diaper
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and rub it
all over your face
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twice a night,
five to ten minutes.
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[ Laughter ]
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I mean,
for a fifty-five year old woman
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you look fantastic!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Quietly ] Do you think
that they're going for it?
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[ Quietly ]
Just to be sure...
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[ Loudly ] Oh, my --
You're sixty-five?!
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Ow!
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[ Normal voice ]
Grandma took her Geritol.
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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I have to pick the perfect movie
for "Feature Friday."
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Okay, so which one
of these movies
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do you think
most represents me --
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"Matilda,"
"The Sound of Music" --
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Ooo, "The Sound of Music."
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I once had a layover in Miami
with Christopher Plummer.
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Mm.
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He made my hills
come alive.
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[ Chuckles ]
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That one's
coming off the list.
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Did you ever notice your mom
makes everything about herself?
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No, Greg.
I've never met my mom.
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Well, I've had enough.
She's living here now,
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she needs to take an interest
in our lives.
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She knows your name
and where we keep the vermouth.
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That's as interested
as she gets.
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Where are you going?
There's a new mom at school
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and I'm going
to go welcome her
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and encourage her
to get involved.
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Oh, that's nice of you.
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Uh-huh.
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What's your ulterior motive?
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Revenge.
Oh, the usual.
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Will you guys help me
get Grandma
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to stop thinking about herself
for one minute
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and ask a question
about one of us?
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Sure,
and while we're at it,
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we can get her
to stop telling us
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all the old-timey celebrities
she mile-highed with.
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That would never happen.
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I was being sarcastic.
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Well, stop it.
It's confusing.
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Come on, guys,
we can do this.
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Teamwork.
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Gooooooooo...!
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I'll-get-you-guys-iTunes-
gift-cards-if-you-help-meeee...!
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All: Gooooo Ottos!
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♪♪
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Hi. I'm Katie Otto.
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My daughter Anna-Kat
is in the same class
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as your stepdaughter --
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Em...blem?
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Oh, Insignia.
Mm.
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[ Chuckles ]
Emblem isn't a name.
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[ Chuckles ]
Of course, I feel so silly.
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I made you some cookies.
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Aw, that is so sweet.
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No one's really
reached out to me
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since I moved here.
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They just look at me
and whisper.
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Harper,
I don't just have cookies.
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I have advice.
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I was iced out
by the Westport moms
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when we first moved here too,
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but then I threw
a fantastic Spring Gala
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and now everyone loves me.
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So, what should I do?
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You need to put your stamp
on the school
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with a high-profile
volunteer gig.
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Do you work?
[ Laughs ] You're funny.
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I like that.
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[ Laughs ]
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And you need to get to know
all the moms.
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And dads, too.
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I love that idea.
Mm-hmm.
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I always say, "Volunteering
is our soul's way
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of animating gratitude
for our blessings."
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Monogram is so lucky
to have you as a step-mom.
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Insignia.
Her, too.
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♪♪
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Oof. I had a day
you would not believe.
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You know
what I can't believe?
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How good I look
in these jeans.
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[ Chuckles ] Am I right?
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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Hey, Grandma,
quick question.
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For my tattoo --
do I go full-sleeve
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or just a treasure map
on my back?
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A tattoo?
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[ Chuckles ]
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I'll show you a tattoo.
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[ Sighs ]
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I got this in Dublin.
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It's a rainbow
with a pot of gold at the end.
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I don't see a pot of gold.
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Oh, well,
that part's hidden.
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♪♪
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[ Crying ]
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Shhhh.
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[ Crying ]
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Shhh!
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♪♪
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Holly: Hey, Katie.
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Holly. Jennifer, Sage --
Darth Vegan.
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Man,
what smells like --
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Baby pee!
They're doing it!
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These idiots are doing it!
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You all look so great!
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You really must be
pampering yourselves.
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I gotta remember to tell that
to Doris and Angela.
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Good morning.
This is Harper
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and she's volunteered
to be room mom
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for Mr. Lombardo's class.
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Oh, the room mom has to have
a ton of interaction
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with us parents
so I think we need someone
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who knows their way around
more.
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But thanks!
[ Chuckling ]
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That's why Harper
wanted the job.
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To get to know
the parents better.
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I think
it's a capital idea.
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Aww, thanks,
Principal Ablin.
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She knows my name.
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[ Chuckles ]
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And thank you, Katie.
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I never would
have volunteered for room mom
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if it wasn't
for your guidance.
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I can't wait to spend
a lot of time
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with all
you amazing moms.
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And your husbands!
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♪♪
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After careful consideration,
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I have chosen my movie
for "Feature Friday."
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Franklin,
the envelope, please?
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This is a clipboard.
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I told you to grab
an envelope.
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My mom said
I can't use envelopes anymore.
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I like the taste of the glue
too much.
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Oh, Franklin.
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If you didn't have
those Ed Sheeran good looks.
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And the winner is...
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Please be "Soapdish."
Please be "Soapdish."
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Please be "Soapdish."
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"The Goonies"!
[ Groans, stomps ]
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Perfect movie! The fat kid
was named Chunk,
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the slow guy
was named Sloth.
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Oh, it was back
when you could just call 'em
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like you saw 'em.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Are you reading
a school email?
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I thought you said we were
forbidden from doing that.
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Mnh-mnh,
it's from Harper.
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She's calling
a mandatory parent meeting
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of "The Feelings Council"
tomorrow.
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What's that?
No idea.
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But those Westport dopes
will be there feeling bad
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about themselves,
so I'm in.
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You're a mom,
you have a job --
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is undermining their marriages
the best use of your time?
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You make time for things
that are important, Greg.
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♪♪
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You're first, Grandma.
Pick a card
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and ask me a question.
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Well, this seems silly,
but okay.
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If you could have dinner
with anyone, dead or alive,
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who would it be?
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-Well --
-Marilyn Monroe.
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No, I'm supposed to --
She had an intimate relationship
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with some of the most powerful
men in America.
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[ Chuckles ] And plus,
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I'd love to compare notes
on Brando.
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No, Kathryn,
the other person -- Next question!
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Oh.
Well, easy: flight.
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Why would I waste a superpower
on invisible
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when I look like this?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Bury the body
in the desert,
261
00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:48,380
burn the car,
head for Rosarito.
262
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That's what you would do
if someone asked you
263
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to go Dutch
on the first date?
264
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Yeah.
265
00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,120
How is this even
a question?
266
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I'd save myself
and let the school bus
267
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go over the cliff.
268
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[ Chuckles ]
269
00:08:59,210 --> 00:09:01,170
You're right,
this really is fun.
270
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♪♪
271
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Feelings Council
is an ancient ritual,
272
00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:08,210
born at Coachella Fest,
273
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to create
an inclusive space
274
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through community, mindfulness,
and gratitude.
275
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Isn't she fun?
276
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,080
She's so free and open.
277
00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,750
Every woman her age is.
278
00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:21,830
Tinder is swimming
with Harpers.
279
00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:22,920
Do you want me to send you
the link?
280
00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:23,710
I'm gonna send you
the link.
281
00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:26,170
[ Gong crashes ]
282
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Did you all feel that?
283
00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,290
We just raised
our universal vibration.
284
00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:31,960
[ Chuckles ]
Did you feel that, honey?
285
00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,250
Oh, I felt it.
286
00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,670
I so felt it.
287
00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:36,460
I felt it, too.
288
00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:39,540
Sweetie, someone asked me
the other day if I was bulimic.
289
00:09:39,540 --> 00:09:40,380
[ Chuckles ]
290
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,620
The Class Council
must start
291
00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,670
with our opening rituals --
292
00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:44,830
The gong,
293
00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:47,170
an offering of water
for our ancestors...
294
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and a talking stick.
295
00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,670
Now, in council,
296
00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:56,620
only the being holding
the talking stick may speak.
297
00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:59,330
She kind of makes you feel
old and ugly, doesn't she?
298
00:09:59,330 --> 00:10:00,620
Not the universal you.
299
00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,120
You, in particular.
300
00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,710
You're gonna pay
for this,
301
00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:05,380
and I know you can't afford it
because you're a stupid poor.
302
00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:06,120
[ Gasps ]
303
00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,460
Uh-uh-uh.
304
00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:09,000
And like I tell
my husband's first wife,
305
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,170
let's not name call.
306
00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:11,380
[ Sighs ]
307
00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,960
I know some of my ideas
may seem strange
308
00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,040
because I'm from
a much younger generation.
309
00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,880
[ Chuckles ]
No you're not,
310
00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:18,920
what year were you born?
311
00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,460
1993.
How about you?
312
00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:21,330
Oh.
[ Chuckles ]
313
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,580
I was born t--
314
00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:25,000
[ Laughing ] Can't talk
without the talking stick.
315
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,620
So...
316
00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:29,790
Harper, you are just
so wonderful.
317
00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:32,040
I wish that there were
more women from your generation
318
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,710
coming into our community.
319
00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:34,830
Hear, hear.
320
00:10:34,830 --> 00:10:35,880
Oh.
321
00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:42,460
So, Claude, how did you meet
the true love of your life
322
00:10:42,460 --> 00:10:44,880
who rekindled your manhood
and made you realize
323
00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:48,080
that your first marriage
was a mistake?
324
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,710
Uh, my first wife,
um...
325
00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:52,120
[ Chuckles ]
326
00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,830
Uh...
Michele.
327
00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:55,330
Her name is Michele.
328
00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:56,330
Talking stick.
329
00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:57,830
Talking stick you!
330
00:10:57,830 --> 00:11:00,000
Michele wanted me to get
into yoga,
331
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:04,620
and Harper was the instructor
for our introductory class.
332
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,790
You always said yoga would be
great for my lower back.
333
00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:09,790
So where do you teach?
I would love to keep --
334
00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:12,250
Honey,
you're hogging the stick.
335
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,170
Here's a great yoga stretch.
336
00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:15,750
Okay.
337
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:18,540
[ Exhales deeply ]
338
00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:19,750
[ Moaning ] Oh, yeah.
339
00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,670
Okay, yeah.
340
00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:23,710
Right there.
341
00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:25,750
[ Sighs ]
342
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:26,790
[ Sighs ]
343
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:31,960
Feels good to get involved
in school.
344
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,460
Katie:
It was a huge success
345
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,170
even though she banned clapping
in the classroom.
346
00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:37,420
She did away
with clapping?
347
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,710
Yep. So now if we agree
on something
348
00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:40,880
and want to show
our appreciation,
349
00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,460
we have to do this --
350
00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:45,210
[ Blowing ]
Why?
351
00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:47,790
So no one feels less appreciated
than another person.
352
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,290
And then you lunged
at her.
353
00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:50,710
How many people did it take
to pull you off?
354
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,000
Did they have to call in
the gym teachers?
355
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,710
No, I kept it together
356
00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:56,830
because the Witches of Westport
feel so bad about themselves.
357
00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:58,670
It was really beautiful.
358
00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:01,420
They're going insane
trying to out-Harper Harper.
359
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:04,710
♪♪
360
00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:06,500
[ Machine buzzes ]
361
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,330
♪♪
362
00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:11,620
[ Tearing, screaming ]
363
00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:13,620
[ Panting ]
364
00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:23,120
♪♪
365
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:27,040
[ All groaning ]
366
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,170
As long as they're unhappy,
I'm happy.
367
00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:31,290
Oh God.
That sounds terrible.
368
00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:32,710
Am I terrible?
369
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,830
No.
370
00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:34,960
I'm good.
371
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,040
I'm perfect.
372
00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:42,250
Anna-Kat, what's wrong?
373
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,210
Insignia's mom said
I can't show my movie in class.
374
00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:47,290
Harper? Why would she ban
"The Goonies"?!
375
00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:48,500
It's the perfect movie.
376
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,420
She said
that it's inappropriate
377
00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:52,830
and that I need to meditate
on why I'd choose something
378
00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:55,000
that doesn't represent
my best self.
379
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,500
She probably didn't realize
that you're my daughter.
380
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,120
I'll email her
and straighten it out.
381
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,790
Thanks, Mama.
382
00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:02,080
[ Sighs ] For once
there's someone at the school
383
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,420
that doesn't hate me.
384
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:04,120
What about the lady
at the front desk?
385
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,380
She likes you.
I was discussing
386
00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:07,330
the other idiot who works
the front desk with her,
387
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,040
and then I just realized
she changed her hair.
388
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,380
I'm sure you now see
why "The Goonies"
389
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:15,170
is so important
to Anna-Kat.
390
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,880
XO, Katie.
391
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,080
[ Whoosh ]
392
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,380
Sent.
393
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,790
I think it's a nice mix
of "sweet"
394
00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:22,330
and "don't cross me."
395
00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:24,290
Aw, that's how I first
described you to my parents.
396
00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:26,620
[ Computer chimes ]
She replied already.
397
00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:28,460
Harper: Dear Katie, your fire
for your daughter
398
00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,420
is inspiring --
399
00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:30,670
Blah, Blah, Blah...
400
00:13:30,670 --> 00:13:32,420
"The Goonies"
promotes lying, greed
401
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,460
and a troubling
pro-pirate agenda.
402
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:35,960
My inner-voice tells me
403
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,670
Anna-Kat clearly needs
my guidance and influence.
404
00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,120
Inner voice?
405
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,380
Katie: What kind of weirdo
has an inner voice?
406
00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:43,920
Uh-oh.
407
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,880
Harper: For good measure,
I've looped in Principal Ablin.
408
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,120
Love and Light.
409
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,210
Looping in Ablin?
Don't loop in --
410
00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:51,040
[ Computer chimes ]
Principal Ablin: Ahoy, Maties!
411
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,290
Though I've never seen
"The Goonies,"
412
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,960
I totally trust
Harper's judgment.
413
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:54,830
Smiley face emoji.
414
00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:56,290
Prayer hands emoji.
415
00:13:56,290 --> 00:14:00,380
Principal Ablin
AKA "King Of School."
416
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:03,460
Anna-Kat put hours
into picking her movie.
417
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:05,620
Also,
this is a parent issue,
418
00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:08,620
so let's keep it
between us.
419
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,000
[ Whoosh, computer chimes ]
420
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,670
Harper: Dear Katie,
perhaps you're right.
421
00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:12,920
Damn right I'm right!
422
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,290
I've looped
in all the parents.
423
00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:15,920
Let's put it
to the hive mind
424
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,500
and make it
a community decision. [ Groans ]
425
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,170
Community decision?
That's not gonna go your way.
426
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:20,580
[ Computer chiming ]
427
00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:22,250
-Great call, Harper!
-Totally agree.
428
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,080
Tara: I vote for anything
against Katie Otto.
429
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,830
Middle finger emoji.
430
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:27,120
Greg?
431
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,920
My screaming pillow,
please.
432
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:34,000
[ Muffled scream ]
433
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,290
Thank you.
[ Computer chimes ]
434
00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,460
Harper: Community,
your feelings are felt.
435
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,290
"The Goonies"
will not be shown.
436
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:40,380
Seems like the hot monster
you created
437
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,540
has turned the villagers
against you.
438
00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:45,540
As a member
of this "community,"
439
00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:49,210
I'm invoking my sacred right
to call a gathering
440
00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:51,120
of the Feelings Council.
441
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,250
Tomorrow.
During recess.
442
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,500
Be there!
[ Whoosh, computer chimes ]
443
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,040
Bruce: I'll be there.
And Harper,
444
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,960
I'm just circling back to get
the info on your yoga studio.
445
00:14:58,960 --> 00:14:59,880
[ Computer chimes ]
446
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,750
Tara: That's okay. We're good!
447
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:08,170
♪♪
448
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:10,170
Did you get Harper
to let me show "The Goonies"?
449
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,000
I am going to a meeting about it
this morning
450
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000
and everything
is going to be fine.
451
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,580
You're the best.
452
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:18,380
Nothing bad could ever happen
to me when you're around.
453
00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:23,710
No pressure there.
454
00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:25,500
[ Groans ]
This is just so hard.
455
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,330
I guess if ruining
people's lives was easy,
456
00:15:27,330 --> 00:15:29,000
everyone would do it.
457
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,380
Now I got to go rally
the size twos
458
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:32,080
against that size zero.
459
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,330
I'm actually a double zero
in designer clothes
460
00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:36,210
and a child's twelve
at The Gap.
461
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,500
Great job getting through
to her.
462
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,620
Kathryn,
she wasn't talking about you.
463
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,960
Why not?
You only seem to be interested in yourself.
464
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,250
Well,
what do you want me to do?
465
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:47,620
Change
my whole personality?
466
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:48,880
Maybe just try listening.
467
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,210
Or asking the other person
about their day
468
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,420
before you talk
about yours.
469
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:52,540
Okay.
470
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,420
Uh, how was your day,
Greg?
471
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,710
Oh, thanks for asking, Kathryn.
My day --
472
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:57,380
[ Cellphone ringing ]
Ah. To be continued.
473
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,120
Hello?
474
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,880
No, no, no. No, now is
a perfect time
475
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,380
to talk about bundling
my Internet and my phone.
476
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,920
Uh-huh.
477
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,420
♪♪
478
00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:11,670
Ladies, I can't afford
this expensive gym,
479
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,710
so I'm on my free tour,
and I ditched the attendant
480
00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:14,710
in the locker room.
481
00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:15,880
This will be quick.
482
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,620
[ Grunting, yelling ]
483
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:18,960
[ Panting ]
484
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:19,790
What do you want, Katie?
485
00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:21,040
Yeah, why are you here?
486
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,830
I need you to back me up
at Feelings Council today
487
00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:25,290
about "Feature Friday."
488
00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:26,790
Harper has gone
way too far.
489
00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:28,960
[ Yells ]
490
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,960
So let me get this straight.
491
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,500
Now that Harper
is bothering you,
492
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,880
it's suddenly a problem?
493
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,210
Exactly.
494
00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:36,620
We're not helping you,
Katie.
495
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,920
But you'll be helping
yourselves, too.
496
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,880
Today it's saying no
to "Goonies,"
497
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,540
but what if tomorrow
it's saying no to BOTOX?
498
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,830
Because she wants moms
to have facial expressions.
499
00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:46,120
[ Gasps ]
[ Gasps ]
500
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,330
See? You all sound,
but don't look, surprised.
501
00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:49,710
[ Yells ]
502
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,250
[ Breathes heavily ]
503
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,710
You know, all of our problems
would be solved
504
00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:54,460
if you just got rid of Harper
as room mom.
505
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,330
It's super confusing
when good ideas
506
00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:58,670
come out
of your awful face.
507
00:16:58,670 --> 00:17:02,040
♪♪
508
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,620
Before Katie starts,
509
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:05,420
I'll be approving all movies
and classroom snacks
510
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,250
from now on,
so just text me.
511
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:08,960
And if you have
any other questions or ideas,
512
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,210
you can put them
in here...
513
00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:12,540
I call it
a "thought cradle."
514
00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:13,880
Well, I call it a shoe box
515
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,460
that you decorated
like an 8th grader.
516
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,210
So, I called
a Feelings Council --
517
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,420
Okay, you need
the talking stick.
518
00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,040
-So give it to me.
-I don't have it.
519
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,920
I didn't call this meeting.
520
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,500
[ Groans ] Fine.
521
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,420
It's really got to be
a stick.
522
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,670
Ugh.
523
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,790
A-ha!
524
00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:32,170
"Beef stick."
525
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:33,830
How long have you had that
in your purse?
526
00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:35,330
It doesn't matter.
527
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:38,000
It expires in 2046.
528
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,830
There's nothing wrong
with "The Goonies."
529
00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:43,500
It is a celebration
of friendship, perseverance,
530
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:46,920
and accepting people
who are different than you.
531
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,210
[ Sighs ] I must stop
this Feelings Council --
532
00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:51,120
No talking
without the talking stick.
533
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,330
It's time
for you to listen.
534
00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:56,960
Because this is our time.
535
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,880
This is our time
in here.
536
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,080
That was a quote
from the movie.
537
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,210
It rallied everyone
together.
538
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:05,620
I'm kind of doing
the same thing here.
539
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,420
[ Chuckles ]
540
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,420
Anyhow, Harper,
it's time for you to listen.
541
00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:13,880
"I feel" you need
542
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:17,460
to stop shoving your ideas
down our throats.
543
00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:20,210
"I feel" like your side-cleave
is way more inappropriate
544
00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:21,830
than a delightful
'80s movie classic.
545
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:25,460
[ Blowing ]
546
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:29,790
And I feel that
this nonsense is stupid.
547
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:32,880
[ Applause ]
548
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,460
Okay, I see
what's going on here.
549
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,960
You're all mad
because I'm young
550
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,880
and I produce more collagen
than I know what to do with.
551
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,710
I believe the Council
can call for a vote
552
00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:42,250
of "No Feeling"
and the leader can be removed.
553
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,790
You can't vote me out.
554
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,420
[ Laughing ]
I am Feelings Council.
555
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:46,460
Bup!
556
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,790
No talking
without the stick.
557
00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:50,540
Okay, you know what?
558
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,670
I lied!
559
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,330
I do have
the talking stick.
560
00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:55,710
[ Sighs ]
When you're a mother, like me,
561
00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:57,250
you need to be very careful
about --
562
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,920
Uh -- Oh!
563
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,250
You have been a mom
for two months!
564
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,790
Stop giving
parenting advice
565
00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:03,960
or I will knock you
all the way back to Coachella.
566
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,540
[ Scoffs ]
567
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:07,580
I am going to talk
to Principal Ablin
568
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,920
and have Insignia transferred
to the other class.
569
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:16,330
Ladies, we put aside
our differences
570
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,620
and worked together
to drive away
571
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,040
the supple room mom.
572
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,670
Maybe this is a new beginning
for us.
573
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:23,920
Yes, maybe it can be.
574
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,000
I agree.
575
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,580
I mean, Katie,
you're awful,
576
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,750
but at least I know
you can't steal my husband.
577
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:28,790
[ Laughter ]
578
00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:31,460
Tara, that is one
of the nicer insults
579
00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:33,670
you've ever said to me.
580
00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:35,710
What do you say we make
an effort
581
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,670
to turn over a new leaf?
582
00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:39,120
I agree.
583
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,250
Ooh, this could be
so much fun.
584
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:42,920
We could flip tires
together.
585
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,290
We're doing
a cabbage soup cleanse.
586
00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:46,790
Oh, of course we're gonna
have to find someone else new
587
00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,080
to hate.
You can help us pick them.
588
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,750
[ Gasps ]
You can be one of us!
589
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,880
Katie: Oh, God.
The only thing worse
590
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,500
than them not liking me
is them liking me.
591
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,920
Now that we're all besties,
592
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,670
I should tell you guys
we were messing with you
593
00:19:58,670 --> 00:19:59,750
the other day.
594
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,880
Baby pee does nothing
for the skin.
595
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,330
Other than make you
smell like a ball pit
596
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:04,380
at Chuck E. Cheese.
597
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:05,620
[ Gasping ]
598
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,040
I can't believe you.
599
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,380
What kind of a person
does that?
600
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:12,120
I have pee on my face.
601
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,040
We're back
to hating you.
602
00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:18,790
Everyone hates me again.
603
00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:20,120
That feels right.
604
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:26,330
♪♪
605
00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:27,830
You're the best mom ever.
606
00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:30,000
I've got a mug of wine
to prove it.
607
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,670
Congratulations to you too.
608
00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:34,040
The kids said my mom asked you
how your day was
609
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,920
and she almost stuck around
to hear the answer.
610
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,620
Baby steps.
I'm happy with that.
611
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:39,330
Ask yourself
whether you are happy
612
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:41,170
and you cease to be so.
613
00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:42,920
That's a John Stuart Mill quote.
How do you know that?
614
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,500
[ Chuckles ]
Ah.
615
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,880
I read your book.
616
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,170
When did you read
my book?
617
00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:49,540
Over at Spencer's.
618
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,880
I mean, he bought
all those copies,
619
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,790
and you are
my son-in-law.
620
00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:54,960
I just -- I just wanted
to see what you were up to.
621
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,040
Wow!
622
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,540
-Mm-hmm.
-Thank you.
623
00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:59,250
Oh, you know --
you know my favorite part?
624
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,460
I'd love to hear it.
625
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,920
When the UPS man
delivered the books,
626
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,290
he called me
627
00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:06,170
a "better-put-together
Kate Jackson"
628
00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:07,500
from "Charlie's Angels."
629
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,920
[ Chuckles ]
630
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,920
-Baby steps.
-Yeah.
631
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:15,520
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