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- Morning!
- Morning.
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ANNA-KAT: Mama, what happened?
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How come you're not wearing
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a wrinkled flannel shirt
covered in food?
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That's little kid
for "You look beautiful."
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Hey, Google Translator,
I know what I said.
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KATIE: Anna-Kat, do you
have anything better to do
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besides abuse your parents?
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Better? No.
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That's it. You're joining
a team sport this spring.
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Why?
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Team sports build character
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and, more importantly, makes you
somebody else's problem
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for five hours a week.
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I laminated the pages for your
Spring Gala presentation today.
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- Thank you.
- I told you the laminator
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I bought six years ago on Cyber Monday
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would come in handy someday.
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Oops, I spilled my coffee.
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Oh, wait. Laminated.
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Pays for itself.
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[Gasps] Look at you!
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Don't "look at you" me.
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Is this how we're gonna save money?
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Me wearing your old prom dress
to my junior prom?
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It's completely out of date,
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and the zipper is totally broken.
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KATIE: Yes, it is.
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Remember the dress I like?
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Taylor, we can't afford that.
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The only expensive item
we buy in this house
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and use just once
is your dad's laminator.
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Oh, I thought this was my toast.
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Good thing it's laminated.
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We're makin' money off
this thing right now.
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Well, I found it half-price
at a sample sale
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at Bee Bee's Basement in New York.
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Their doors open at 10:30,
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and I need to be the first one in line.
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How are you gonna get there?
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I was hoping a certain someone
could take me there
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and we can make an adventure out of it?
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Oh, honey, that is so sweet.
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Oh, no, not you.
I was talking about Trip!
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How clueless could you get?
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[Both laugh]
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Our kids are so mean to us.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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[Sighs]
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- Katie.
- Tara.
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I got a front-row seat
to watch you crash and burn.
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[Chuckles]
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I'm not going to crash and burn.
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In fact, I'm going to
do just the opposite.
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I'm going to arrive safely...
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and at the... perfect temperature.
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Oh, my God, it's happening.
You're already imploding.
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Tara, I'm gonna tell you
something that's gonna sting.
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I was the one who put
the "I Suck" Post-it
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on your back at Derrick Slosher's party.
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[Clears throat]
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Ladies of the Gala Board,
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I come to you with an update on the Gala
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that I have planned
without help from anyone.
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Especially Tara Summers,
because she sucks...
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we've all seen the Post-it.
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[Light laughter]
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I have secured the Carson House
for the venue
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and nailed down the caterer...
Taj Ma-Challah,
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the best Kosher Indian
restaurant in Fairfield County.
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I got you, Rachael!
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I've also hired some unemployed
Bollywood dancers from Juilliard
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who are desperate
to pay off their student loans.
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Well, Mrs. Otto,
we're impressed with your ideas
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and the fact that they're laminated,
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but what about...
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The auction items? All taken care of.
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Big and better than last year.
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Actually, what I was going to say was,
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what about Nathan Fillion?
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[Women murmuring]
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Nathan Fillion?
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At your initial presentation,
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you promised us you would
have TV's Richard Castle
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riding in on an elephant.
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Oh, crap, she remembered that.
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[Dramatic music plays]
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Nathan Fillion from ABC's "Castle"!
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Uh-oh. Think quick.
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Of course I have Nathan Fillion.
Didn't I mention that?
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No? He's all in. Plus the elephant.
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Totally have that, too.
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Well, in that case,
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I approve your plan,
and we look forward to the Gala.
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And by "looking forward to the Gala,"
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I mean, "I'm looking forward
to meeting Nathan Fillion."
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I want to storm his castle,
if you know what I mean.
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?
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Stupid, stupid Katie.
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When Nathan Fillion's a no-show,
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you're gonna be
the laughingstock of Westport.
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[Chuckles] You're so screwed.
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Oh, he'll be there.
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We were camp counselors together,
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- and he promised to never let me down.
- [Scoffs]
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Stop lying. You're only
making things worse.
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I actually saved his life
in a boating accident.
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- Mm.
- Walk away, Katie!
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Walk. Away. Now.
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Mouth to mouth. The whole deal.
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You'll see.
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Aaaaaah!
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What am I supposed to do?
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Fly to Los Angeles,
track down Nathan Fillion,
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and say, "You don't know me,
but will you come to Westport
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and ride an elephant for
a bunch of rich white women...
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and you two"?
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Yeah. Tracking him down isn't a problem.
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All these celebrities have
Instagram or Twitter.
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I'll find him in 90 seconds.
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Well, on the bright side,
you haven't complained once
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about your kids, so you
must be killing it at home.
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No. Things at home are equally sucky.
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Taylor is buying her prom dress
in New York City
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with Trip and not me.
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Oh, Katie, you are my best friend,
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and I can't think of a single thing
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I wouldn't rather do with Trip than you.
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But prom-dress-buying
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is an unforgettable
mother-daughter milestone.
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It's like the first time
she told me she hated me.
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She was so angry.
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Boom. I got it.
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Nathan Fillion is in New York tomorrow,
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signing autographs
at a sci-fi convention
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for his old show, "Firefly."
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Big whoop. He could
be sitting on your lap
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and it wouldn't matter.
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He's still not gonna agree
to some desperate mom
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with cornflakes in her hair
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begging him to come to some
school fundraiser.
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You show up at school with
cornflakes in your hair six times
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and all of a sudden it's a thing.
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I'm telling you, this is a sign.
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Ugh! Buckle up. Here comes
some hippy-dippy nonsense.
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Nathan is in New York,
Katie needs Nathan,
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and she's also looking for an excuse
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to go to New York with Taylor.
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It's a DS.
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A double sign!
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Here's a double sign.
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Usually I side with Doris on this.
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But the sign crap works in my
favor, so I'm not going to argue.
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Last time you listened
to Angela over me,
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you took a candle-making class
instead of wine-tasting
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and missed out on drinking Pinot
with Beyonc�.
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- But those candles were...
- Shut up, Angela.
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I'm still angry.
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?
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So, you're all set to take Taylor
to get her dress tomorrow?
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Totally. Very excited.
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My two favorite places in the world...
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New York City and the Big Apple.
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You filled up the tank?
You checked the tires?
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- You have AAA?
- Sir, not a triple A.
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I have two C's and an incomplete.
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Dad, everything's going to be fine.
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How'd the presentation go?
How were the laminated pages?
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I painted myself into a corner
that I can never get out of.
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I will be mocked by Tara for eternity.
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But the pages were okay?
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Yes, Greg.
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New plan... I am driving you
to New York tomorrow.
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No, Trip's taking me.
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Turns out Nathan Fillion
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is going to be at a sci-fi
convention in the city.
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I got to go talk him
into doing the Gala.
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But what about my dress?
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The convention starts at 9:00.
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We'll be there for like
half an hour, talk to Nathan,
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and then get to Bee Bee's
Basement before it opens.
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But if you take me,
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you're going to be momming me
the whole time,
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telling me how to act, how to sit,
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how to crack my knuckles
all at the same time.
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- [Knuckles crack]
- So gross.
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But I'm not going to do it this trip.
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- What?
- Not you, Trip.
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- I'm talking about the trip with Taylor.
- I'm with Taylor.
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- She's talking about going to New York.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, that and the Big Apple
are my two favorite cities.
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We're on a loop.
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I promise I'm not going to "mom"
you while we're on this trip.
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Right here.
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I'll keep it fun.
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I won't be a drag.
We'll be best buddies.
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We'll have light banter
like the Gilmore Girls.
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Babe, I think it's a good idea
you two go together.
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It means a lot to your mom.
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Fine.
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I thought Trip was a dumb jerk
at the beginning.
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Turns out he's a dumb sweetheart.
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Yeah, that's the problem for me.
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I'm supposed to hate
my daughter's boyfriend,
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but how can I do that
when he's so likeable?
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Maybe you can hate him for that.
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That's why we work.
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[Chuckles]
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?
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All right, Anna-Kat, time's up.
What sport is it gonna be?
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I'm gonna do flag football
with Franklin.
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I need someone to teach me how
to throw a spiral tomorrow.
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I can do it.
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You're adorable.
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So mean.
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I'm curious, how are you going to
teach Anna-Kat to throw a football?
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You use "touchdown"
and "baskets" interchangeably.
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I'm curious how you're
gonna convince Nathan Fillion
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to ride an elephant
through the Spring Gala.
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Luckily, I am going with
a "Firefly" superfan
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who will totally win over Nathan,
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then all I'll have to do
is swoop in and make the ask.
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Who's the superfan?
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You.
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You are gonna binge-watch
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all 14 episodes plus the movie tonight.
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Why am I doing that?
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Because we're family,
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and when you're a part of a family,
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people who pay for your food
force you to do things.
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Okay, I better get some sleep.
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And you need to stay up all night.
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Binge or starve.
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I've been around other families.
This isn't normal.
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I'm on episode 14, and I still
have the movie to go.
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It's awesome.
It's the Wild West in space.
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- He's an enterprising smuggler...
- Mm-hmm.
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...who will do anything
for money, so it's got heart.
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Well, I am glad you're on board.
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If you get tired in the car,
I bought some caffeine pills.
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Again, not a normal thing
a mother says to her child.
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Taylor, come on!
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Is that what you're wearing?
To New York?
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I like it. Don't you?
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She's testing you, Katie.
Use a word the kids use.
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It's... jiggy.
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- Bye, Mama!
- [Engine starts]
252
00:08:53,016 --> 00:08:54,482
Good luck! You're gonna need it!
253
00:08:54,551 --> 00:08:57,785
Not as much as you!
254
00:08:57,887 --> 00:09:00,888
Not to worry, Anna-Kat.
I did some research.
255
00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:04,225
Throwing the perfect spiral
is all about form. See?
256
00:09:04,327 --> 00:09:05,960
That doesn't look right, Dad.
257
00:09:06,029 --> 00:09:07,662
It feels right.
258
00:09:07,730 --> 00:09:10,498
Back in high school,
I watched a lot of football...
259
00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:11,799
from the stands holding a tuba.
260
00:09:11,901 --> 00:09:17,972
?
261
00:09:18,041 --> 00:09:20,942
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
262
00:09:21,044 --> 00:09:22,276
[Cellphone beeps]
263
00:09:22,345 --> 00:09:25,112
Hey, Trip. Mr. A here.
How close are you to my house?
264
00:09:25,214 --> 00:09:27,615
?
265
00:09:27,717 --> 00:09:29,817
Look at us...
mother-daughter/best friends.
266
00:09:29,886 --> 00:09:31,786
You got your feet up on the dash
and I'm not saying anything
267
00:09:31,854 --> 00:09:33,588
about how the airbag
could go off and paralyze you.
268
00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:34,755
I'm cool with it.
269
00:09:34,857 --> 00:09:36,624
I said it super-quick,
"Gilmore Girls" style.
270
00:09:36,693 --> 00:09:38,693
Yeah, it's the [bleep] dream, Mom.
271
00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:42,163
Yes, it is.
272
00:09:42,231 --> 00:09:44,398
How did "Firefly"
not get a second season?
273
00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:46,500
"Bones" ran for 12!
274
00:09:46,569 --> 00:09:48,569
- So, Trip's really cute.
- Uh-huh.
275
00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,404
Junior prom. Big deal, right?
276
00:09:50,473 --> 00:09:51,906
Pretty much.
277
00:09:54,143 --> 00:09:55,476
This is fun.
278
00:09:56,779 --> 00:09:58,813
You're losing her. Get her attention.
279
00:09:58,881 --> 00:10:00,715
The guy I went to prom with,
Mitch Murphy,
280
00:10:00,783 --> 00:10:02,283
"Murph"... he was crazy.
281
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,452
Taught me how to do donuts
in his Trans Am.
282
00:10:04,487 --> 00:10:07,588
Really, Mom? And did you have
your hands at 10 and 2?
283
00:10:07,657 --> 00:10:08,990
[As Katie] 10 and 2, Taylor!
284
00:10:09,058 --> 00:10:11,258
Always keep your hands at 10 and 2!
285
00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,527
Greg!
286
00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:15,563
Don't believe me, huh?
287
00:10:15,665 --> 00:10:19,433
[All screaming]
288
00:10:19,469 --> 00:10:21,302
Mom, you're the coolest!
289
00:10:21,404 --> 00:10:23,738
[Laughter]
290
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:29,610
?
291
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,013
So, what do I do first?
292
00:10:32,115 --> 00:10:33,781
So put your fingers
on the laces like that.
293
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,282
Exactly. That's what I was gonna say.
294
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,517
- Just square up.
- Square.
295
00:10:36,586 --> 00:10:37,818
- Drop the ball back.
- Way back.
296
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,053
- Then flick your wrist.
- Flick your wrist.
297
00:10:39,088 --> 00:10:40,521
- And spin it.
- And spinach.
298
00:10:41,357 --> 00:10:42,790
I actually said "spin it."
299
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,492
Yeah, yeah. I said spinach
300
00:10:44,594 --> 00:10:48,529
because the key to any sport
is nutrients.
301
00:10:48,598 --> 00:10:50,064
So I'm gonna whip up some smoothies.
302
00:10:50,099 --> 00:10:52,066
Anna-Kat, remember, elbow down.
303
00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:53,300
- Up.
- Way up.
304
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,469
?
305
00:10:55,538 --> 00:10:57,938
Trip and I have so much in common.
306
00:10:58,007 --> 00:10:59,473
- We both get confused in movies.
- Mm-hmm.
307
00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:02,043
And we both can't remember
whether or not we like olives.
308
00:11:02,145 --> 00:11:04,278
And sometimes we spend hours
on the trampoline
309
00:11:04,347 --> 00:11:08,049
just jumping and staring
into each other's eyes.
310
00:11:08,117 --> 00:11:11,552
Sounds like you met the right guy.
311
00:11:11,654 --> 00:11:14,689
Let me ask, now that we're gal pals,
312
00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:18,592
do you guys do anything...
313
00:11:18,695 --> 00:11:20,394
in the crotchals?
314
00:11:20,463 --> 00:11:23,898
No. He never pressures me.
315
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,865
He's the perfect gentleman.
316
00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:28,402
Good. Good.
317
00:11:28,471 --> 00:11:30,204
You know "the crotchals"
means sex, right?
318
00:11:30,306 --> 00:11:31,439
Yes!
319
00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:32,773
Good. Good.
320
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:38,512
?
321
00:11:38,581 --> 00:11:41,182
- Ball up and spin.
- Okay.
322
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,550
There you go. That was perfect.
323
00:11:42,652 --> 00:11:44,452
What a great guy.
324
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,923
[Grunts]
325
00:11:49,025 --> 00:11:52,493
Oh, God, Trip's backpack.
326
00:11:52,562 --> 00:11:55,429
If these were laminated...
327
00:11:55,498 --> 00:11:58,632
[Dramatic music plays]
328
00:11:58,701 --> 00:11:59,934
I'll kill him!
329
00:12:00,036 --> 00:12:07,208
?
330
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,676
[Indistinct conversations]
331
00:12:08,778 --> 00:12:10,277
Oh, my God.
332
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:13,414
Every dork in the tri-state area
is in line ahead of us.
333
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,749
We'll never get to Nathan Fillion
334
00:12:14,851 --> 00:12:15,950
before the dress shop opens.
335
00:12:16,018 --> 00:12:17,384
Honey, we'll be fine.
336
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,520
[Sighs]
337
00:12:19,622 --> 00:12:21,288
Oliver, go around the corner
338
00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:22,990
and see how long this line really is.
339
00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:25,760
Not now, Mom. These two posers
are saying it was Shepherd
340
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,929
who was the leaf in the wind,
when we all know it was Wash.
341
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,364
You did this to me!
342
00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:33,134
Mom! It's 10:17. 10:17!
343
00:12:33,236 --> 00:12:35,603
[Cellphone rings, beeps]
344
00:12:35,705 --> 00:12:37,204
Hello?
345
00:12:37,306 --> 00:12:38,873
I need to talk to you
where Taylor can't hear.
346
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:42,276
What's going on?
347
00:12:42,378 --> 00:12:43,811
Okay, so Trip is outside
348
00:12:43,913 --> 00:12:45,412
teaching Anna-Kat to play football.
349
00:12:45,481 --> 00:12:46,580
I'm inside making smoothies.
350
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:47,915
That all tracks.
351
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,584
And in his backpack, I find
a reservation for a motel.
352
00:12:50,653 --> 00:12:52,019
For prom night.
353
00:12:52,121 --> 00:12:54,488
Trip is planning to take
our daughter to a motel
354
00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:55,489
on prom night!
355
00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:56,524
What?!
356
00:12:56,626 --> 00:12:57,658
He's been conning us the whole time!
357
00:12:57,727 --> 00:12:59,026
Sweet Trip is a snake!
358
00:12:59,128 --> 00:13:00,461
I knew he was too good to be true.
359
00:13:00,563 --> 00:13:02,830
It's like when that website
said a sleeve of Mint Milanos
360
00:13:02,899 --> 00:13:04,064
is only 80 calories.
361
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:05,900
Katie, this is bigger than that!
362
00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:07,034
I know!
363
00:13:07,136 --> 00:13:08,602
Hold on, he's coming in.
I'll call you right back.
364
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,070
[Cellphone beeps]
365
00:13:10,139 --> 00:13:11,639
- [Door closes]
- You.
366
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,340
Me!
367
00:13:13,442 --> 00:13:14,875
What are we doing?
368
00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:17,077
I want you out of my house right now!
369
00:13:17,146 --> 00:13:18,445
Whoa, Mr. A. What's going on?
370
00:13:18,481 --> 00:13:20,181
You're moving too fast with my daughter.
371
00:13:20,249 --> 00:13:22,283
You're right.
372
00:13:22,351 --> 00:13:24,385
Her hands are way too small
to throw a spiral.
373
00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:26,687
I should've started with some
routes, maybe some blocking.
374
00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:28,923
My other daughter.
375
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,090
Oh.
376
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:33,093
I made this smoothie for you.
377
00:13:36,199 --> 00:13:37,631
And this is how you repay me?
378
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,266
By planning to take advantage of Taylor?
379
00:13:39,368 --> 00:13:41,068
Thank God I didn't let you
take her on that trip!
380
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:41,869
That's me.
381
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:42,970
I meant to New York.
382
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,271
That and the Big Apple are my two fav...
383
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,639
Get out!
384
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:49,310
?
385
00:13:49,378 --> 00:13:52,780
In "Firefly," I guess
my favorite character is River,
386
00:13:52,849 --> 00:13:55,282
but that might just be because
she looks like my girlfriend.
387
00:13:55,384 --> 00:13:58,619
Hold up. You're a sci-fi fanatic
and you have a girlfriend?
388
00:13:58,721 --> 00:14:01,021
Yeah, her name's Gina.
389
00:14:03,826 --> 00:14:06,794
I knew my mom was wrong. It is possible.
390
00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:10,731
Show him the picture of your girlfriend.
391
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,633
Great Scott!
392
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,071
If Trip had driven me,
we'd be standing in front
393
00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:19,740
of Bee Bee's Basement,
waiting to go in right now.
394
00:14:19,809 --> 00:14:21,642
We have bigger problems
than your prom dress.
395
00:14:21,744 --> 00:14:23,310
You're gonna need a new prom date.
396
00:14:23,412 --> 00:14:24,578
What is that supposed to mean?
397
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,814
Sweetie, your boyfriend
is not the perfect gentleman
398
00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:27,848
that you think he is.
399
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,984
Your dad found a motel reservation
400
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,052
in his backpack for prom night.
401
00:14:32,154 --> 00:14:34,388
Trip wouldn't make a motel reservation.
That's not who he is.
402
00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,523
Yes, he would. Your dad saw it.
403
00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:38,893
Wake up. Trip's only after one thing.
404
00:14:38,995 --> 00:14:41,328
Mom, I made the motel reservation.
405
00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:42,429
What?
406
00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:44,632
I'm only after one thing.
407
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,001
Great Scott!
408
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:51,205
?
409
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:56,680
Wait, you got the motel room?
You're pressuring him?
410
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:57,982
I really like him, Mom.
411
00:14:58,051 --> 00:15:00,184
I'd like to live long
and prosper with her.
412
00:15:00,287 --> 00:15:01,886
First of all, that's Spock.
413
00:15:01,955 --> 00:15:04,188
Second of all, shut the hell up.
414
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:07,359
[Sighs] Maybe you two
should take this conversation
415
00:15:07,461 --> 00:15:08,860
to a more private location.
416
00:15:11,131 --> 00:15:13,298
I hear you have a girlfriend.
417
00:15:14,901 --> 00:15:22,674
?
418
00:15:22,742 --> 00:15:24,842
I don't think we're
supposed to be in here.
419
00:15:24,911 --> 00:15:27,612
Look who's suddenly concerned
with what shouldn't go in where.
420
00:15:27,681 --> 00:15:29,180
You were all cool with me in the car
421
00:15:29,249 --> 00:15:31,649
and then now, all of a sudden,
you're full-on momming me again!
422
00:15:31,718 --> 00:15:33,117
Listen, I've got to be a parent
423
00:15:33,219 --> 00:15:34,786
if I don't want to be a grandparent.
424
00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:36,020
[Groans]
425
00:15:37,924 --> 00:15:39,757
Getting a motel room after prom
426
00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:41,192
doesn't mean that's gonna happen.
427
00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:42,961
And besides, who are you to talk?
428
00:15:43,063 --> 00:15:44,495
You are the biggest hypocrite,
429
00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:46,564
Ms. Prom Dress with the Broken Zipper.
430
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:47,966
Hoo-hoo!
431
00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:49,667
Excuse me, nerd.
432
00:15:49,736 --> 00:15:51,336
We're trying to have
a private conversation.
433
00:15:52,906 --> 00:15:54,138
That's cool, I'm trying to have
434
00:15:54,207 --> 00:15:55,974
a private peanut-butter
and jelly sandwich.
435
00:15:56,076 --> 00:15:57,175
[Gasps]
436
00:15:57,277 --> 00:15:59,143
Oh, my God. Nathan Fillion!
437
00:15:59,245 --> 00:16:00,812
What are you doing in here?
438
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,714
Well, I'm the captain of Serenity.
439
00:16:02,749 --> 00:16:05,883
And my tummy was getting rumbly,
so I grabbed a sammie.
440
00:16:05,952 --> 00:16:07,485
I'm Katie. Don't go anywhere.
441
00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:08,720
I have to yell at my daughter,
442
00:16:08,788 --> 00:16:10,021
but then I need to ask you
something when I'm done.
443
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,756
Oh, you know, that's
super sweet and everything,
444
00:16:11,825 --> 00:16:14,158
but in today's day and age, I really...
I don't sign boobs anymore.
445
00:16:14,227 --> 00:16:17,095
I'm going with Trip to the prom
and you can't stop me.
446
00:16:17,197 --> 00:16:19,497
Well, technically she can,
because she's your mom.
447
00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:20,985
- Don't listen to him.
- I'm agreeing with you.
448
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,033
He knows what he's talking about.
449
00:16:22,102 --> 00:16:24,135
He agrees because he doesn't
know what's going on.
450
00:16:24,204 --> 00:16:26,771
My mom couldn't get out
of her prom dress fast enough,
451
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,140
yet when I want to get
a motel room with my boyfriend,
452
00:16:29,209 --> 00:16:30,241
she's all...
453
00:16:30,343 --> 00:16:31,809
[Imitates a high society lady]
Ooh! Oh, my!
454
00:16:31,878 --> 00:16:33,144
[Scoffs] Is this true, Katie?
455
00:16:33,179 --> 00:16:35,246
Because if it is, it's going
to affect my decision.
456
00:16:35,348 --> 00:16:37,915
What decision? Who says
you get to make a decision?
457
00:16:37,984 --> 00:16:40,184
[Chuckles] Katie, I'm an actor.
458
00:16:40,286 --> 00:16:42,086
Acting is all about decisions,
all right?
459
00:16:42,122 --> 00:16:44,455
- I decide how to say a line.
- Mm-hmm.
460
00:16:44,524 --> 00:16:47,525
I decide when I'm going
to furrow my brow...
461
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:50,094
now.
462
00:16:50,163 --> 00:16:51,562
I think that answers your question.
463
00:16:51,665 --> 00:16:54,365
- Don't you have someplace to be?
- You told me to stick around.
464
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:55,633
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't go anywhere.
465
00:16:55,702 --> 00:16:58,603
Taylor, I wish my mom had mommed me.
466
00:16:58,638 --> 00:17:00,471
I wish she had sat me down and said,
467
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,674
"You are only 16. There's no rush.
468
00:17:02,776 --> 00:17:03,841
There's plenty of time."
469
00:17:03,943 --> 00:17:05,877
- Mm.
- See?
470
00:17:05,979 --> 00:17:07,345
Nathan Fillion agrees.
471
00:17:07,447 --> 00:17:09,614
No, just... nothing better than a PB&J.
472
00:17:09,716 --> 00:17:12,383
But I have firsthand experience
with this sort of thing.
473
00:17:12,485 --> 00:17:14,018
- You have a daughter?
- No.
474
00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:15,119
- Sister?
- No.
475
00:17:15,221 --> 00:17:16,954
But on "Castle," Beckett and I waited
476
00:17:17,023 --> 00:17:19,691
till the end of season four
before we finally hooked up.
477
00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:22,160
It was all about the wait.
478
00:17:22,262 --> 00:17:24,095
Very satisfying. Big ratings.
479
00:17:24,197 --> 00:17:26,164
But I didn't even say
I was gonna do anything.
480
00:17:26,232 --> 00:17:27,865
I don't even know if Trip is ready.
481
00:17:27,934 --> 00:17:29,634
Well, how do you know that you're ready?
482
00:17:29,736 --> 00:17:31,102
Nathan, please.
483
00:17:31,171 --> 00:17:33,104
How do you know that you're ready?
484
00:17:34,841 --> 00:17:35,740
I don't.
485
00:17:35,842 --> 00:17:38,276
Then you wait.
486
00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:40,078
And before you decide to do anything,
487
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:41,713
I want you to come to me.
488
00:17:41,781 --> 00:17:44,749
And I don't know
if I'm going to act like a mom
489
00:17:44,851 --> 00:17:48,252
or a buddy or both,
490
00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:50,755
but I will be here.
491
00:17:50,824 --> 00:17:52,790
Okay, Mom.
492
00:17:52,859 --> 00:17:55,259
So that's it.
We'll let you go to prom...
493
00:17:55,328 --> 00:17:57,495
- Mm-hmm.
- ...but no motel room.
494
00:17:57,564 --> 00:17:59,564
And you have to check in
every two hours.
495
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:00,565
Come on, really?
496
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,333
Hey, your mother and I have decided.
497
00:18:02,435 --> 00:18:03,334
Yeah.
498
00:18:03,436 --> 00:18:05,369
[Sighs] Deal.
499
00:18:05,472 --> 00:18:06,270
Okay.
500
00:18:06,372 --> 00:18:08,272
I'm proud of you.
501
00:18:08,374 --> 00:18:10,475
Katie, get in here.
502
00:18:10,577 --> 00:18:13,945
Mm! I love these moments.
503
00:18:14,047 --> 00:18:17,215
Okay, I've got to change
into my regular clothes
504
00:18:17,283 --> 00:18:18,583
and get back out there.
505
00:18:18,651 --> 00:18:20,985
Wait, isn't that what you
wear to sign autographs?
506
00:18:21,087 --> 00:18:22,153
Oh, no, no, no, no.
507
00:18:22,222 --> 00:18:23,988
I don't wear this for the fans.
508
00:18:24,057 --> 00:18:26,591
This is just a little something
I do for me.
509
00:18:27,327 --> 00:18:29,894
Wait, one more small thing...
510
00:18:29,996 --> 00:18:31,462
in two weeks,
511
00:18:31,564 --> 00:18:33,064
will you come to Westport, Connecticut,
512
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,999
and ride an elephant
513
00:18:35,101 --> 00:18:37,301
into my school fundraiser?
514
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:39,303
Did you say elephant?
515
00:18:39,372 --> 00:18:41,873
I know it's ridiculous.
516
00:18:41,975 --> 00:18:43,674
No, I'll... I'll... I'll do it.
517
00:18:43,777 --> 00:18:46,944
Really? Why?
518
00:18:47,013 --> 00:18:49,881
I just opened this box
of animal crackers...
519
00:18:52,418 --> 00:18:54,986
...and it was all elephants.
520
00:18:55,021 --> 00:18:57,555
It's a sign. Don't you believe in signs?
521
00:18:57,657 --> 00:18:59,891
Yes.
522
00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:01,692
Of course I do.
523
00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:02,693
So you'll do my Gala?
524
00:19:02,796 --> 00:19:03,828
I'll be there with bells on.
525
00:19:03,897 --> 00:19:05,129
You will be there with bells on,
526
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,398
because you have to dress
like you're in Bollywood.
527
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,734
- It's a DS.
- [Gasps]
528
00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:12,036
- Double sign.
- Double sign.
529
00:19:12,138 --> 00:19:13,171
Ha!
530
00:19:13,273 --> 00:19:14,372
I'm glad everything worked out for you,
531
00:19:14,474 --> 00:19:16,374
but I'm still not gonna get my dress.
532
00:19:16,476 --> 00:19:17,408
The door's open now,
533
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:19,043
and someone definitely grabbed it.
534
00:19:19,112 --> 00:19:20,845
Uh, ring them up on your phone for me.
535
00:19:20,914 --> 00:19:23,281
[Dialing]
536
00:19:25,051 --> 00:19:27,151
Hi, there. This is TV's Nathan Fillion.
537
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,754
Yeah, that one. I need you
to hold a dress for me.
538
00:19:29,856 --> 00:19:31,889
WOMAN: Annaleise, it's Castle!
539
00:19:31,991 --> 00:19:33,758
- [Women screaming]
- We're good.
540
00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:40,164
?
541
00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:42,600
Tara, I really need to talk to you
542
00:19:42,702 --> 00:19:44,235
about the Nathan Fillion thing.
543
00:19:44,304 --> 00:19:47,271
Oh, you're finally going to
admit what a big liar you are?
544
00:19:47,373 --> 00:19:48,906
I'm gonna roll on this.
545
00:19:49,008 --> 00:19:50,708
Okay.
546
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:52,210
Continue.
547
00:19:52,312 --> 00:19:55,179
Actually, it might be better
for you to hear it
548
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,281
from someone else.
549
00:19:58,685 --> 00:20:00,685
Hi, Tara. I'm Nathan Fillion.
550
00:20:00,753 --> 00:20:01,986
You may know me from such shows
551
00:20:02,088 --> 00:20:03,454
as "Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place"
552
00:20:03,556 --> 00:20:05,456
or "Castle" or "Firefly."
553
00:20:05,558 --> 00:20:07,258
But probably "Castle."
554
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,560
I'm coming to your Spring Gala!
555
00:20:09,662 --> 00:20:10,828
How did you ge...
556
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:12,163
KATIE: Now say that thing
we talked about.
557
00:20:12,265 --> 00:20:13,931
Oh, it's an inside joke?
She'll think it's funny?
558
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,366
Absolutely.
559
00:20:15,435 --> 00:20:16,601
[Chuckling] Okay.
560
00:20:16,703 --> 00:20:21,305
I'll see you there, stupid, stupid Tara.
561
00:20:28,974 --> 00:20:31,875
- Wow. That was good.
- [Horn honks]
562
00:20:31,977 --> 00:20:33,176
[Engine shuts off]
563
00:20:36,548 --> 00:20:38,181
Thanks for coming by, Trip.
564
00:20:38,252 --> 00:20:40,452
I'm really sorry for
yelling at you the other day.
565
00:20:40,554 --> 00:20:41,787
It's okay, Mr. A.
566
00:20:41,889 --> 00:20:43,556
You could've said it was
Taylor that got the motel room,
567
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:44,575
but you didn't.
568
00:20:44,642 --> 00:20:45,891
I didn't want to get her in trouble.
569
00:20:45,993 --> 00:20:48,160
You really are a gentleman. We good?
570
00:20:48,262 --> 00:20:49,394
Definitely.
571
00:20:51,131 --> 00:20:52,865
You two hens done cluckin'?
572
00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:54,766
It's time to play some football.
573
00:20:54,869 --> 00:20:56,768
All right.
574
00:20:56,871 --> 00:20:58,637
Good throw.
575
00:20:58,687 --> 00:21:03,237
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