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- Punch Porsche red!
- Ow!
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- Punch Porsche gray!
- [Laughs]
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What are you two lunatics doing?
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[Laughing] Playing Punch Buggy.
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Every time you see a Volkswagen Beetle,
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you yell out the color
and punch someone.
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But we made it Punch Porsche
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because in Westport,
there's more of those.
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[Gasps] Punch Porsche red!
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Ow! Punch Porsche gray!
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Your turn, Mrs. Otto!
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Ow!
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Franklin, new rule.
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Don't punch me
or anybody I'm related to.
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Unless it's Oliver
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and he's talking about French cuffs.
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Then go for it.
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Wait, that Porsche isn't even gray.
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Franklin, it's blue.
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I'm colorblind,
so everything looks gray to me.
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Punch Porsche gray!
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KATIE: Anna-Kat needs some new friends.
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Franklin talks weird, he dresses weird,
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he even sees color weird.
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He's like the Michael Jordan
of not fitting in.
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How about at lunch today,
you don't sit by yourselves?
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Invite some new people to join you.
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Nah. I won't go into detail,
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but kids don't like
to watch Franklin eat.
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[Console beeps, engine sputters]
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Ugh. Damn it!
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We're out of gas.
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Taylor took the car out again
without filling it up.
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- Punch Porsche gray!
- If you do it,
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you better knock me out,
'cause I'm gonna punch back.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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?
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[Keyboard clacking]
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What you working on, Oliver?
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I'm trying to come up with a topic
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for my persuasive essay for Earth Day.
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So far, I have "bring back
plastic grocery bags."
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How about writing about something
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that's good for the planet,
like recycling?
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It's easy to be persuasive
when you're talking
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about something as sexy
as saving Mama Earth.
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Eh, recycling is out.
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It's the fanny pack of causes.
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No, recycling never falls
out of fashion.
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This woman does a podcast while kayaking
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through the garbage island
in the Pacific.
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Every episode is just the sounds
of her paddling as she sobs.
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I'm gonna paddle right past
that recommendation.
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Oliver, you might want to think
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about doing your paper on recycling.
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I'd help you.
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You'd get an "A" from your teacher,
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and if you played your cards right...
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[Paper thuds]
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...a spot on the Recycling Committee.
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You mean with you and three janitors?
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And Bill Doty.
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Taylor, get down here!
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I just had to walk 10 miles,
and I'm not happy!
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It was three blocks.
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You go to the petting zoo
and say you saw a unicorn,
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I back you up.
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What happened?
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We ran out of gas.
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Because Taylor didn't
fill the car up last night
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after she used it.
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I had to ditch it
and walk Franklin home.
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You should've checked the gas
when you started the car.
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Even beginner drivers know that,
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and you're far from a beginner.
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You old.
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You want to go to this concert
in New York with Trip,
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but how can I trust you
if you're not responsible enough
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to fill the car up with gas?
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With what? I don't have any money.
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Good point.
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So if you don't have money
and you need money,
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what do you do?
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Become a YouTube star?
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- Rob a bank?
- Make counterfeit bonds?
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At least no one said stripping.
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No! You get a job!
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[Both laugh]
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Mom, Westport kids don't do that.
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- Well, you're gonna.
- That's not fair.
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You put gas in the car
and you don't have a job.
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[Dramatic music plays]
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?
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What did she just say to me?
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Taylor, run!
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Start a new life.
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If you need to change your name,
you look like a Jennifer!
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Why are our kids so resistant
to doing what's best for them?
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I know. How do they think
they've been alive this long...
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making their own decisions?
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Of course not. They're idiots.
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Remember when Oliver was 6
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and we told him that he couldn't
ride a bike without a helmet
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so he made one out of a Fruit Roll-up?
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Idiots.
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Yeah, they don't know
what's good for them.
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I'm gonna make sure Taylor gets a job.
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And I'm gonna make sure Oliver
writes his paper on recycling.
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And I'm gonna get Anna-Kat new friends.
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Hey, about the time that Taylor wanted
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to run her track-and-field event
with scissors
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so she could cut the ribbon
at the finish line?
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Ugh. Idiot!
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They're idiots.
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All of them.
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?
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[Sighs]
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[Knock on door]
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Mom said to give you this.
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[Paper crunches]
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?
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Now let's find some new kids
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for Anna-Kat to be friends with.
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Maybe her.
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[Blows nose]
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Next.
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He looks nice.
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[Object clatters]
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But all sociopaths do.
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Pass.
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I don't even have to say
why I don't like that kid.
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Ooh. Todd and Mia Anderson.
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Normal, fun, popular.
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Just the kind of friends
Anna-Kat needs forced on her.
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Anna-Kat, why don't you play
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with Todd and Mia at recess today?
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They seem nice.
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But I'd miss Franklin's vacant stare
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and giant nose-bubbles.
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I love Franklin. Love him.
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But sometimes when you play
friendship roulette,
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you got to scatt the chips
on some other numbers.
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Mama, when it comes
to friendship roulette,
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I always bet on gray.
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Aww.
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Still, kid's weird.
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?
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And with a million plastic
bottles bought every minute,
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recycling might be our last hope.
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Wow, Dad.
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- Great stuff, really.
- See?
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You were a little reluctant at first,
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but now you know the high I feel
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every time I sink one
into that beautiful blue bin.
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I hear you.
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Don't tell your mother,
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but I've been saving up
to adopt a highway.
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- You in?
- I'm good.
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I think I have everything I need.
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In fact, the first sentence
is already coming to me.
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Say no more. Go get 'em, son.
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Change some minds.
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I think I will.
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?
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I want Anna-Kat
to set her sights higher,
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so I arranged for two new kids
to join our carpool...
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Todd and Mia Anderson.
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Ooh, the Anderson twins.
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How'd it go?
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Let's just say, what a feeling.
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? What a feeling ?
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? Bein's believing ?
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? I can have it all ?
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? Now I'm dancing for my life ?
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Take it, Todd!
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? Take your passion and make it happen ?
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Nice pipes, Todd!
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Hit it, Franklin!
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I pledge allegiance to the flag
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of the United States of America.
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Oh, Franklin, you are always on.
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Soon, Anna-Kat will be
best friends with Todd and Mia,
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and her social circle
will keep expanding,
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and then her friends will be...
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[Cellphone beeping]
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I'm sorry, Doris, am I boring you?
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I always tune out the Anna-Kat stuff.
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How's the blonde one
with the hot boyfriend?
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What's her deal?
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I'm forcing her
to get a job against her will.
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Just one job?
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White parents are so soft.
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How does Taylor feel
about having to get a job?
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Well, Angela, as her mother,
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I don't care how she feels about it.
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[Both laugh]
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You're terrible.
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Yeah, Mom, you're terrible.
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Taylor, what are you doing here?
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I got a job like you told me.
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I'm your waitress.
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But this is where I go
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to get away from you and the other two.
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Mom, if I would've known I could only
get jobs at places you wouldn't be,
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I would've applied at a bookstore.
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Ooh-hoo, slam! Katie don't read!
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She doesn't read at all.
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- Good one.
- Mnh-mnh.
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What can I get you?
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A toast to Taylor,
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our first child getting her first job.
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I've had jobs.
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You've had schemes, Oliver.
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We don't toast to schemes.
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Waitressing is so fun.
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And it's perfect because
I have first period free,
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so I can do the morning shift
without missing class.
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I'm so proud of you.
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Give her the old fake smile.
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Hold it.
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I am so good at this.
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And you are going to love this.
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At work, they have a nickname for Mom.
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"Flannels and Flapjacks?"
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"The Salt and Pepper Shaker Bandit"?
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No. "Crispy,"
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because she always sends her bacon back
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to make it extra crispy.
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[Laughter]
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Kids, maybe we should cha...
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And every day for like two hours,
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Mom just sits there
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chit-chatting with Angela and Doris.
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But you're always complaining
about how busy you are.
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And you're constantly telling me
to manage my time better.
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[Chuckles] You guys must be new here.
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I'm Mom, and I can say whatever I want.
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Isn't it funny how this morning
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I was serving and cleaning up after you,
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and now you're serving
and cleaning up after me?
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The only thing better than
my fake smile is my fake laugh.
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[Laughs heartily]
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Greg, can I talk to you?
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Stewart and Kingston's is mine.
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It's my hang out,
where I unwind and vent.
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Taylor being there
messes the whole thing up.
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Come on. How bad could it be?
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So I'm in bed, about to fall asleep
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when Greg gives me the old tap-aroo.
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- Refill?
- And I'm...
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Thanks, sweetie.
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Anyways, I'm like, "Greg, it's 11:00,
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and we just had chili and"...
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Lemons?
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We're fine, thank you.
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So then I'm about to roll over...
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Do you guys need anything else?
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No, we are all good.
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Just the check.
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And then Greg was like,
"It's been two weeks!"
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- What's been two weeks?
- Get us the damn check!
265
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[Scoffs]
266
00:09:00,454 --> 00:09:02,354
You see what I'm dealing with?
267
00:09:02,456 --> 00:09:04,823
So the rule is no intimacy after chili?
I just want to be clear.
268
00:09:04,925 --> 00:09:06,024
That's not the point, Greg.
269
00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:07,292
And yes, that is the rule.
270
00:09:07,394 --> 00:09:08,660
Well, I see why you're upset,
271
00:09:08,762 --> 00:09:10,328
but Taylor did exactly
what you told her to do...
272
00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:12,163
went out and got a job like an adult.
273
00:09:12,266 --> 00:09:14,733
Yes, but she did it in the most
annoying way possible.
274
00:09:14,835 --> 00:09:17,102
Second Breakfast is my sanctuary.
275
00:09:17,204 --> 00:09:18,136
No, I get it.
276
00:09:18,272 --> 00:09:19,371
I wish I had a place to go
277
00:09:19,473 --> 00:09:21,306
and chit-chat with my friends
for hours at a time.
278
00:09:21,408 --> 00:09:24,075
Well, I wish I had a job
where I could go teach one class
279
00:09:24,177 --> 00:09:26,278
then go to my office
and buy mini-muskets on eBay.
280
00:09:26,346 --> 00:09:27,912
Those are investments.
281
00:09:27,981 --> 00:09:30,849
It's important I have
a diversified portfolio.
282
00:09:30,951 --> 00:09:32,484
Stocks, bonds, and muskets.
283
00:09:32,586 --> 00:09:35,754
I just wish Taylor
was working somewhere else.
284
00:09:35,856 --> 00:09:36,955
It's not good for me.
285
00:09:37,024 --> 00:09:39,624
Well, you're just gonna
have to learn to like it.
286
00:09:41,028 --> 00:09:42,827
And I guess you're going
to have to learn
287
00:09:42,929 --> 00:09:45,730
to like the paper Oliver wrote
on recycling.
288
00:09:48,435 --> 00:09:51,403
"Why Recycling is a Complete
Sham, by Oliver Otto."
289
00:09:51,505 --> 00:09:52,871
Mm.
290
00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:58,109
How could he write
this piece of compost?
291
00:09:58,211 --> 00:10:00,011
[Door opens]
292
00:10:00,113 --> 00:10:02,280
[Knock on door]
293
00:10:02,382 --> 00:10:05,784
So, I found a copy of your
paper in the printer.
294
00:10:05,886 --> 00:10:07,419
Oh, yeah. Thanks for all your help.
295
00:10:07,521 --> 00:10:08,453
I'm really proud of it.
296
00:10:08,555 --> 00:10:10,188
Proud. Huh.
297
00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:11,623
Strange.
298
00:10:11,725 --> 00:10:12,891
Because everything in it
299
00:10:12,993 --> 00:10:15,260
is a giant, steaming pile
of horsefeathers!
300
00:10:15,362 --> 00:10:17,429
Dad, language. Are we in the Wild West?
301
00:10:17,531 --> 00:10:18,730
How could you write that
302
00:10:18,832 --> 00:10:20,532
- recycling is bad for the environment?
- Listen.
303
00:10:20,634 --> 00:10:22,901
My assignment was to write
a persuasive argument.
304
00:10:22,969 --> 00:10:24,436
After hearing you out,
305
00:10:24,538 --> 00:10:26,304
I decided to take the other side,
306
00:10:26,406 --> 00:10:27,539
the side of the truth...
307
00:10:27,641 --> 00:10:29,240
recycling is very expensive,
308
00:10:29,343 --> 00:10:31,576
and it requires more resources
than it preserves.
309
00:10:31,678 --> 00:10:33,478
- Balderdash!
- Dad.
310
00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:35,880
Here's a truth for you...
you are not handing in this paper.
311
00:10:35,982 --> 00:10:37,015
Too late. I already did.
312
00:10:37,117 --> 00:10:38,249
Well, you deserve
the "F" you're gonna get.
313
00:10:38,352 --> 00:10:39,718
Well, that's cool 'cause
I already got an "A."
314
00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:41,553
An "A?!"
315
00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:45,623
Ach.
316
00:10:47,828 --> 00:10:49,685
- Fiddlesticks!
- [Paper thuds]
317
00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:51,810
- Fiddlesticks!
- [Paper thuds]
318
00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,443
- Fiddlesticks!
- [Paper thuds]
319
00:10:54,835 --> 00:10:56,601
?
320
00:10:56,703 --> 00:10:59,070
[Katie, Mia, and Todd laugh]
321
00:10:59,172 --> 00:11:00,438
See?
322
00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:02,807
Anna-Kat, aren't Todd and Mia
really nice?
323
00:11:02,909 --> 00:11:03,942
I don't know, Mama.
324
00:11:04,044 --> 00:11:05,443
They don't go good with Franklin.
325
00:11:05,545 --> 00:11:06,611
Where is Franklin?
326
00:11:06,747 --> 00:11:09,013
Oh, my God.
327
00:11:09,116 --> 00:11:10,849
I forgot to pick him up.
Why didn't you say something?
328
00:11:10,951 --> 00:11:13,618
I was assuming he was coming in late.
329
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,653
Dude's got a lot
of doctor's appointments.
330
00:11:16,656 --> 00:11:18,456
You were so busy
cozying up to Todd and Mia,
331
00:11:18,558 --> 00:11:19,691
you forgot about Franklin.
332
00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:21,860
I'll go get him now.
333
00:11:21,962 --> 00:11:23,161
Franklin!
334
00:11:23,263 --> 00:11:25,163
You forgot to pick up my son.
335
00:11:25,232 --> 00:11:26,865
If I wanted him to stand
by the front door
336
00:11:26,967 --> 00:11:28,767
waiting for a ride
that was never going to come,
337
00:11:28,869 --> 00:11:30,635
I would've asked my ex-husband
to pick him up.
338
00:11:30,737 --> 00:11:34,372
I am so sorry.
It will never happen again.
339
00:11:34,441 --> 00:11:36,007
Well, it certainly can't.
340
00:11:38,011 --> 00:11:40,044
But it might.
341
00:11:40,147 --> 00:11:42,447
I am so forgetful.
342
00:11:42,549 --> 00:11:45,049
Well, then Franklin is
no longer in your carpool.
343
00:11:45,152 --> 00:11:47,385
I will be driving him myself
from now on.
344
00:11:47,487 --> 00:11:50,388
[Half-heartedly] Oh no, don't.
Please reconsider.
345
00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:54,893
?
346
00:11:54,995 --> 00:11:56,261
Excuse me, Mrs. Austin?
347
00:11:56,363 --> 00:11:58,563
I want to talk to you
about my son's grade.
348
00:11:58,665 --> 00:12:02,167
[Sighs] I'm sure your child
worked hard on their paper,
349
00:12:02,269 --> 00:12:03,635
but I can't just raise grades
350
00:12:03,737 --> 00:12:05,837
every time a parent
comes in here and complains.
351
00:12:05,906 --> 00:12:07,739
I'm not asking you to raise
his grade. Oliver got an "A."
352
00:12:07,841 --> 00:12:09,374
Then what are we doing here?
353
00:12:09,476 --> 00:12:10,875
I just can't believe you would encourage
354
00:12:10,977 --> 00:12:12,343
that kind of blasphemy against nature.
355
00:12:12,446 --> 00:12:15,847
Mr. Otto, are you asking me
to lower your son's grade?
356
00:12:15,949 --> 00:12:17,482
Because that would be a first.
357
00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:19,451
No, of course not.
358
00:12:19,553 --> 00:12:22,554
I would never ask you to do
something so unethical.
359
00:12:27,694 --> 00:12:29,060
A Starbucks card?
360
00:12:29,129 --> 00:12:32,864
Still has $7 on it. Enjoy.
361
00:12:32,966 --> 00:12:35,333
Oliver's assignment was to write
362
00:12:35,435 --> 00:12:37,302
a convincing argument.
363
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:39,103
He did that very well.
364
00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:41,005
Hence, the "A."
365
00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:42,440
But it was all nonsense.
366
00:12:42,509 --> 00:12:43,741
I should know. I'm chairman
of the Recycling Committee.
367
00:12:43,844 --> 00:12:45,944
Oh, that's just you and three janitors.
368
00:12:46,046 --> 00:12:47,345
And Bill Doty.
369
00:12:47,447 --> 00:12:49,247
Hey, I used to believe
in recycling, too.
370
00:12:49,349 --> 00:12:51,916
But Oliver's paper
drew the curtain back for me.
371
00:12:52,018 --> 00:12:54,919
I now see that recycling
is a waste of resources
372
00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:56,821
and a complete sham.
373
00:12:56,890 --> 00:13:00,258
From now on, everything
goes in one big bin.
374
00:13:02,996 --> 00:13:03,962
Two points.
375
00:13:04,064 --> 00:13:05,463
Doing that on Earth Day
376
00:13:05,565 --> 00:13:09,267
is like spitting in Santa
Claus' face on Christmas.
377
00:13:09,369 --> 00:13:11,703
?
378
00:13:11,805 --> 00:13:14,038
Unless you practice a different faith.
379
00:13:14,107 --> 00:13:16,307
In which case, please transfer
my insult to your beliefs!
380
00:13:16,409 --> 00:13:22,146
?
381
00:13:22,249 --> 00:13:24,015
So yeah, I forgot to pick up Franklin,
382
00:13:24,117 --> 00:13:26,584
but maybe him being out
of carpool is a good thing.
383
00:13:26,686 --> 00:13:28,086
Yeah, you know, I like my kids to have
384
00:13:28,188 --> 00:13:29,387
as few friends as possible.
385
00:13:29,489 --> 00:13:30,421
It keeps the noise down,
386
00:13:30,524 --> 00:13:32,156
and birthday parties are easy to plan.
387
00:13:32,225 --> 00:13:34,792
Now Anna-Kat can focus on Todd and Mia.
388
00:13:34,895 --> 00:13:35,927
She doesn't realize it,
389
00:13:36,029 --> 00:13:37,562
but those are the right friends for her.
390
00:13:37,664 --> 00:13:38,930
Eh, I don't know, Mom.
391
00:13:39,032 --> 00:13:40,298
Anna-Kat really likes Franklin.
392
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,666
Thank you, waitress,
393
00:13:41,735 --> 00:13:44,469
for your insight
on my parenting techniques.
394
00:13:44,571 --> 00:13:45,603
[Scoffs] Come on, Mom.
395
00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:46,771
It's unfair that you don't think
396
00:13:46,873 --> 00:13:48,139
we're old enough to pick our own friends
397
00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:49,774
or go to New York to see a concert.
398
00:13:49,876 --> 00:13:51,476
Don't you have someplace to be?
399
00:13:51,578 --> 00:13:53,077
Yeah. Here.
400
00:13:53,179 --> 00:13:54,445
Because you forced me to get a job.
401
00:13:54,548 --> 00:13:56,281
You know, when I was 16, I went on tour
402
00:13:56,383 --> 00:13:57,982
with Bell Biv DeVoe for a summer.
403
00:13:58,084 --> 00:14:00,051
Yeah. That song "Poison"...
404
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,186
- is about me.
- [Laughs]
405
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:05,256
Hold on.
406
00:14:05,358 --> 00:14:06,791
I ordered a muffin.
407
00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:07,992
Oh.
408
00:14:08,094 --> 00:14:09,694
Ah, sorry, Mom. I already
put it in the computer.
409
00:14:09,763 --> 00:14:10,862
Enjoy.
410
00:14:10,964 --> 00:14:12,063
Excuse me.
411
00:14:12,165 --> 00:14:14,198
I ordered a muffin, and I want a muffin.
412
00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:16,301
I'm not treating you any
differently than any other waiter
413
00:14:16,403 --> 00:14:17,702
just because you're my daughter.
414
00:14:17,804 --> 00:14:20,505
Mom, they're all basically
just desserts for breakfast.
415
00:14:20,607 --> 00:14:21,606
What's the big deal?
416
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:23,508
How can I trust you to go to New York
417
00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:25,710
- if you can't even get my order right?
- God, Mom. Chill!
418
00:14:25,812 --> 00:14:27,812
First off, I hate it
when you tell me to chill.
419
00:14:27,881 --> 00:14:30,348
And second, you screwed up
my order, now fix it.
420
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,482
You're becoming hostile.
421
00:14:31,585 --> 00:14:32,684
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
422
00:14:32,786 --> 00:14:35,720
You can't kick me out!
I'm the Norm of this place!
423
00:14:37,157 --> 00:14:39,157
You're anyone,
and I'm refusing to serve you.
424
00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:40,158
Now get out!
425
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:41,593
Taylor, what's going on?
426
00:14:41,695 --> 00:14:44,128
This woman was acting unruly,
and I asked her to leave.
427
00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:46,698
This child didn't serve me
the correct order.
428
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,500
And when I politely complained,
she kicked me out.
429
00:14:49,603 --> 00:14:51,903
- Taylor, the customer is always right.
- Mm-hmm.
430
00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:53,171
If Crispy...
431
00:14:53,273 --> 00:14:54,839
I mean, if this
reasonable lady is unhappy,
432
00:14:54,908 --> 00:14:56,407
it's our job to fix it.
433
00:14:56,509 --> 00:14:57,575
So fix it.
434
00:14:57,677 --> 00:14:59,143
Then come talk to me
at the end of your shift.
435
00:14:59,245 --> 00:15:02,113
[Sighs]
436
00:15:02,138 --> 00:15:03,081
Hmm.
437
00:15:03,183 --> 00:15:04,983
Publicly shaming her daughter
438
00:15:05,085 --> 00:15:07,085
in her own workplace?
439
00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:09,320
I'm really starting to see
440
00:15:09,422 --> 00:15:11,422
my influence on you. [Chuckles]
441
00:15:13,627 --> 00:15:14,892
[Tablet beeping]
442
00:15:14,995 --> 00:15:18,499
These parental controls
are really cramping my style.
443
00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:20,123
Screen time over.
444
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:24,055
Why don't we set up a play date
with Todd and Mia?
445
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,223
Or Franklin.
446
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,391
Or Todd and Mia.
447
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,592
Or Franklin.
448
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,795
Maybe he's weird to you, Mama,
but not to me.
449
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:32,931
And now he's not in carpool anymore,
450
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,532
and I don't get to see him as much
451
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,067
because you forgot to pick him up.
452
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,736
- Anna-Kat, the thing is...
- My teacher just e-mailed me.
453
00:15:38,839 --> 00:15:40,138
You tried to get my grade lowered!
454
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,307
- Oliver the thing is...
- You got me fired!
455
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,998
- Taylor the thing is...
- You got her fired?
456
00:15:44,061 --> 00:15:45,943
Not on purpose.
She was being a bad waitress.
457
00:15:45,998 --> 00:15:48,021
And it is my duty
as your mother to make sure
458
00:15:48,092 --> 00:15:49,698
that you follow through
on your responsibilities.
459
00:15:49,779 --> 00:15:51,300
I was doing just fine
460
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,902
until Crispy gets the wrong carb
and raises hell.
461
00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:56,038
- Hey!
- Yeah, just like Dad did with my paper.
462
00:15:56,148 --> 00:15:57,506
And Mom did with my Franklin.
463
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:58,984
Katie, our kids appear
to have unionized.
464
00:15:59,054 --> 00:16:00,175
- We've got a problem.
- Ugh.
465
00:16:00,244 --> 00:16:02,311
- Permission to speak for the group?
- Yeah, go ahead.
466
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,112
You guys are really screwing us!
467
00:16:04,215 --> 00:16:06,315
We want our friends back, our jobs back,
468
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:07,849
and I don't remember
what Oliver's thing is,
469
00:16:07,918 --> 00:16:09,084
but he wants that back, too.
470
00:16:09,153 --> 00:16:10,852
You guys say you're doing
what's best for us,
471
00:16:10,955 --> 00:16:12,521
but really, you're doing
what's best for you.
472
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,424
You wanted me to hang out
with the friends you like.
473
00:16:15,526 --> 00:16:16,491
And you wanted me to write a paper
474
00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:17,426
on a topic that you liked.
475
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:18,760
And you wanted me to get a job
476
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:20,195
at a place that was good for you.
477
00:16:20,297 --> 00:16:21,296
They're onto us. Do something.
478
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:22,965
We don't have to explain
ourselves to you.
479
00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:25,100
We are the parents,
and what we say goes.
480
00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:28,170
And I say go to your rooms!
481
00:16:28,272 --> 00:16:35,410
?
482
00:16:35,512 --> 00:16:37,846
Wow. I'm glad that worked.
483
00:16:37,948 --> 00:16:39,047
That was getting ugly.
484
00:16:39,149 --> 00:16:40,515
Yeah, did you see that look
in Anna-Kat's eyes?
485
00:16:40,618 --> 00:16:41,783
I thought she wanted to fight me.
486
00:16:41,885 --> 00:16:44,286
You went to school
to badmouth your son's paper.
487
00:16:44,355 --> 00:16:45,387
Who are you to talk?
488
00:16:45,489 --> 00:16:46,888
You told our daughter to get a job
489
00:16:46,991 --> 00:16:48,223
and then you got her fired?
490
00:16:48,325 --> 00:16:50,225
And you broke up your
other daughter's friendship.
491
00:16:50,327 --> 00:16:52,461
You went to school to badmouth
your son's paper.
492
00:16:52,563 --> 00:16:53,895
You already said that.
493
00:16:53,964 --> 00:16:56,531
Well, you only did one thing,
so I had to say it twice.
494
00:16:56,634 --> 00:16:58,700
So... [Sighs] what are we gonna do?
495
00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:02,437
Well, we could clean-slate it,
496
00:17:02,473 --> 00:17:04,106
go to Baja, have three new kids,
497
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:05,741
start fresh...
498
00:17:05,843 --> 00:17:07,376
or make it up to them.
499
00:17:07,478 --> 00:17:09,144
I guess we have to make it up to them.
500
00:17:09,246 --> 00:17:11,213
You are never gonna say Baja, are you?
501
00:17:11,315 --> 00:17:13,282
Someday.
502
00:17:13,384 --> 00:17:15,751
?
503
00:17:15,853 --> 00:17:17,452
[Knock on door]
504
00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:19,888
Can I help you?
505
00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:21,156
I was wrong.
506
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,726
I wanted you to see things the way I do,
507
00:17:24,828 --> 00:17:27,462
but you're your own person,
and I need to respect that.
508
00:17:27,564 --> 00:17:29,164
Uh-huh.
509
00:17:29,266 --> 00:17:35,304
And to make it up to you...
I'm going to do this.
510
00:17:35,406 --> 00:17:37,039
[Inhales deeply, exhales]
511
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:40,142
[Exhales sharply]
512
00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:43,278
Wow, Dad.
513
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,513
You did that for me?
514
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:45,747
Yeah.
515
00:17:45,849 --> 00:17:47,316
On Earth Day?
516
00:17:47,384 --> 00:17:49,685
You know a bird could crawl
into that bottle and die.
517
00:17:49,787 --> 00:17:51,753
I know.
518
00:17:51,855 --> 00:17:53,955
I accept your apology.
519
00:17:56,327 --> 00:17:57,559
I'm just gonna leave that there.
520
00:18:02,132 --> 00:18:03,298
Hey.
521
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,133
Are you here to punish me
522
00:18:05,202 --> 00:18:07,102
or apologize for making me get a job
523
00:18:07,204 --> 00:18:08,370
and then getting me fired?
524
00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:12,774
I told you to get a job,
and you got a job.
525
00:18:12,876 --> 00:18:14,376
You did everything right.
526
00:18:14,478 --> 00:18:15,844
Mm-hmm.
527
00:18:15,946 --> 00:18:19,181
And just because it wasn't
the perfect place for me,
528
00:18:19,283 --> 00:18:21,049
- I blew it up.
- Mm-hmm.
529
00:18:21,151 --> 00:18:23,952
But we will find you a new job together
530
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:26,755
as soon as you get back
from the concert in New York.
531
00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:28,990
- Wait. Are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.
532
00:18:29,093 --> 00:18:30,158
- I can go?
- Yeah.
533
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:32,027
Oh my God, Mom, you're the best!
534
00:18:32,129 --> 00:18:33,261
[Both chuckle]
535
00:18:33,364 --> 00:18:36,031
You are right. Wonder Mom is the best.
536
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,132
Who?
537
00:18:37,234 --> 00:18:38,734
You know. Wonder Mom.
538
00:18:38,836 --> 00:18:40,902
[Scoffs] Are you trying to
make a nickname for yourself?
539
00:18:41,004 --> 00:18:42,571
Because that's not how nicknames work.
540
00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:44,973
Wonder Mom begs to differ.
541
00:18:45,075 --> 00:18:46,808
Sorry, Crispy. Not happening.
542
00:18:48,278 --> 00:18:49,478
[Laughs]
543
00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:50,846
?
544
00:18:50,914 --> 00:18:53,315
[Anna-Kat and Franklin laughing]
545
00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:54,850
FRANKLIN: Left foot gray.
546
00:18:54,952 --> 00:18:56,718
Thanks for giving us a second chance.
547
00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:59,454
Of course.
Franklin really missed Anna-Kat.
548
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,457
Right hand gray.
549
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,259
Now that the kids are back together,
550
00:19:04,361 --> 00:19:06,328
maybe you and I
could be friends, as well.
551
00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:09,231
Sure. That sounds great.
552
00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:11,767
Franklin's a weirdo,
but she doesn't seem so...
553
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,068
[Whispering] I'm a ghost.
554
00:19:14,037 --> 00:19:15,103
Mm.
555
00:19:15,205 --> 00:19:18,740
I pledge allegiance
to the flag... Anna-Kat?
556
00:19:18,842 --> 00:19:21,176
Of the United States of America.
557
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,177
And to the republic...
558
00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:23,545
Franklin, bring us home!
559
00:19:23,647 --> 00:19:26,214
? What a feeling ?
560
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,517
? Bein's believing ?
561
00:19:28,619 --> 00:19:33,488
? I can have it all,
now I'm dancing for my life ?
562
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,823
Classic Franklin.
563
00:19:34,892 --> 00:19:37,893
Just when you think
he's gonna zig, he zags.
564
00:19:37,995 --> 00:19:43,532
? Take your passion, make it happen ?
565
00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:45,467
[Anna-Kat sings indistinctly]
566
00:19:46,569 --> 00:19:47,635
?
567
00:19:48,913 --> 00:19:50,506
What are you doing, Dad?
568
00:19:50,601 --> 00:19:52,168
Billy D and the rest of the Re-psychos
569
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:53,235
are coming over in a few.
570
00:19:53,337 --> 00:19:54,670
We're gonna celebrate Earth Day.
571
00:19:54,772 --> 00:19:57,907
Huh. That's a lot of napkins.
572
00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:00,242
You'll end up throwing them
in a recycling bin, of course,
573
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:01,944
but then they'll end up in a landfill.
574
00:20:02,046 --> 00:20:05,214
Stop. You're not gonna turn me
like you did Mrs. Austin.
575
00:20:05,316 --> 00:20:07,049
Good-looking cake.
576
00:20:07,151 --> 00:20:10,019
Nice box. Wasteful.
577
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,620
Recycled cardboard.
578
00:20:11,723 --> 00:20:13,189
It's not bedtime, Dad.
579
00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:15,024
Why are you telling me a fairytale?
580
00:20:16,294 --> 00:20:18,894
Is that all you got?
You're embarrassing yourself.
581
00:20:18,996 --> 00:20:20,563
[Laughs]
582
00:20:20,665 --> 00:20:23,699
[Cellphone beeping]
583
00:20:23,801 --> 00:20:25,801
Bill, he's got in my head again.
584
00:20:25,903 --> 00:20:27,203
He said that the cake boxes
aren't recycled.
585
00:20:27,305 --> 00:20:29,638
Can that be? Talk me down.
586
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:34,238
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