All language subtitles for 7th Heaven s04e07

[KIDS CHATTERING]

[BURPS]

[ALL LAUGH]

[MAKES FART SOUND]

That's truly pitiful.
All right, here, watch this, watch this.

[MAKES FART SOUND]

[ALL LAUGHING]

Here we go, here we go.

[BURPS]

[ALL LAUGHING]

What does that finger thing mean,
anyway?

All right. Everybody calm down.

[ALL CHATTERING]

Calm down.

Anybody wanna take a guess
as to what I'm holding here?

A press break that'll help us against
Beecher's full court press?

I wish.

Beecher's scout report on us?

I'd love to take a look at that, but no.
Anyone else?

The names and addresses of all
the women who won't go out with you?

[ALL LAUGH]

That's a much, much, much
thicker file.

No, ladies, these are
the academic progress reports

I've been asking your teachers for
every week since the season started.

And I have to say,
they make interesting reading.

I've read these and the ones
before them over and over and over.

And they all say the same thing.

They say that,
in spite of all the warnings

I've given all of you
over the past few weeks,

your grades continue
their downward spiral,

except for a hardworking few
who've managed to maintain

a fragile grip
on academic mediocrity.

Now, I understand that some of this
has to do with senioritis.

I don't care.

You were told in no uncertain terms
that your studies were the priority,

and your grades
had to show immediate improvement.

Unfortunately, these reports show
that they haven't.

Now, I don't know if you
didn't have an understanding

of just how serious I was

or you didn't have time to study

[PLAYERS MURMURING]

but now

you have both.

Practise is cancelled?

COACH: You are students here
who play basketball,

you're not basketball players
who show up to classes

whenever the mood strikes.

Until you prove that you understand
that by bringing your grades up,

this season and this team
are cancelled.

- Hold on a minute.
- What?

[PLAYERS CHATTERING]

You can't do that.

[BELL RINGS]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Kennedy High School court
is now in session.

All right. Mr. Donnelly,
Theresa Harvey, Kevin Dorce.

- Mr. Donnelly, it's...
MAN: Ahem.

[ALL MURMURING]

RUSSELL:
Guilty. Next.

You didn't even put this
in your own words.

You might as well have just
photocopied it.

Mm.

[STUDENTS CHUCKLING]

RUSSELL:
Guilty. Next.

You've had
52 podiatrist appointments?

[MUMBLES]

David, your mom
spells her name with a K.

[SILENTLY]
With a K.

Yes, there is more than one way
to spell it.

[EXHALES]

RUSSELL:
Guilty. Next.

[ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING OVER STEREO]

- Hey, guys.
- Hey. How're you doing?

Whew. I've got an English Lit. test
coming up in a half an hour.

Unfortunately,
I'm more than half an hour not ready.

Been there. We've got a half hour until
Chem. Lab and I'm starving to death.

At least our neighbour's stereo
is still working.

Somebody needs to hit the store.

I'll leave a note for the maid.

[SIGHS]

You gonna finish that?

Oh, yeah. I am so hungry.

It's not like I hurt anyone.

I don't care. It's an incredibly rude
and vulgar gesture

that should never be done in public
or anywhere else.

You're lucky
you still have those fingers.

My friends and I do that kind of stuff
to each other all the time

and no one cares.
It's-- It's just a guy thing.

It is not a guy thing.

How would you know?

We heard the door slam.
Everything okay?

[EXHALES]

- Don't ask.
- I drove up to school this afternoon

and your son was making a gesture
with not one, but both hands.

And your son wasn't hailing a cab,
hitchhiking or saying "come hither."

On top of that, the principle saw
your son not making the peace sign

and the three of us have
an appointment with her tomorrow.

Yikes.

[STUDENTS CHATTERING]

What are you doing here?

You're never finished with basketball
practise before student court lets out.

- We had a short practise today.
- Why aren't you sweaty?

The coach lectured us,
gave us some things to think about,

which I am doing as we speak,
and that was it.

Do you wanna interrogate me more
or do you want a ride?

How far is home from here?

Oh, I don't know. Two, three miles.

Mm.

[ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING OVER STEREO]

So quite a day, huh?

[EXHALES]

[SIGHS]

The guys and I
were just goofing around.

Darryl burped and before I knew it,

my fingers were just kind of
levitating around on their own.

It just happened.
And all in about three seconds.

And, just so you know,
everyone thought it was funny.

Except your mom, who picked
those three seconds to drive up.

And the principal.

I'll admit, there was an unfortunate
element of bad timing at work.

On the other hand,
you know your mom and I

aren't fans of that particular gesture.

That's-- It's-- It's disrespectful,
it's rude and obscene.

I know.

But I was just hanging out,
being one of the guys.

I get it. I really do.

There's something great
about hanging out with just the guys.

As long as being one of the guys

doesn't mean
being swayed by the guys.

Because for some reason,
a lot of guys do really stupid things

when they're with other guys,

things they wouldn't think of doing
if they were alone.

And I just don't want you ever to lose
your great ability to think

and make decisions for yourself.

[SIGHS]

I won't.

Your mom and I talked about it
and we think

a little break from the guys
might be a good thing for you.

Say, the weekend?

Your mom and I love you, kiddo.
And your fingers.

But just not in their upright
and locked position, okay?

If Mom loves me so much, then
how come I'm not her son anymore?

I'm just "your son, your son."

[BABIES GIGGLING]

RUTHIE: These babies remind me
of that painting, you know,

the one where the woman's eyes
follow you everywhere.

- You mean the Mona Lisa?
- Yeah, that's the one.

Well, their eyes are supposed
to follow you around.

They're living human beings.

Well, it's creepy and I don't like it.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Hey, guys.

- Hey, how's my number one son?
- Mwah.

We have so many now,
we have to number them.

Why do you smell like
furniture polish?

I don't smell anything.

- Hey.
- Hey.

[CHUCKLES]

Ahh.

What smells so lemony fresh?

You.

New-- New laundry detergent,
I'm not sure.

Anyway I had an early shift
at the hospital,

so I thought I'd swing by
and say hi. So hi.

Dinner will be in awhile and you know
where the washing machine is.

WOMAN [OVER TV]:
If you're heading downtown,

stay clear of Flower and Hope streets.

A water main break
has two blocks under water.

Also, in a decision that has taken
the whole community by surprise,

Kennedy High School girls varsity
basketball coach Jason Cleary

has staged a lockout
of his own team.

Despite the impressive win-loss
record Cleary and his Lady Wildcats

have amassed
over the past few seasons,

Coach Cleary
has apparently cancelled basketball

for the girls of Glenoak
for reasons that,

for now, remain undisclosed.

This is Carrie Chadwick
reporting live from Glenoak.

Now back to
our regular programming.

Hi. How was your day?

Don't you ever knock?

If someone makes me.
Come downstairs.

I don't wanna.

Mom's mad at me, I just got grounded,
and, frankly, I've had a bad day.

Mary's basketball coach
just cancelled a bunch of stuff

and it was on the news
and everybody saw it

and Mary just got home.

Well, if Mary's gonna have
a worse one,

I don't wanna seem unsupportive.

[SIGHS]

Okay, so we were all
standing around in the hall

waiting for Coach Cleary
to show up to start practise,

and instead
the guy locks us out of the gym.

I mean, he can't do that, can he?

Can't he be fired for something
like that? The man works for someone.

I don't know, I've never heard
of this happening before.

I'm not sure
what the legal precedent is.

We haven't come across
anything like that in court.

This can't happen.
This is my senior year

and I have a scholarship
to play basketball.

I mean, somebody
has to do something.

Why'd he lock you guys out?

Okay, everybody, break it up.

There's nothing to see.
Go to your rooms.

Go on. We'll get back to you.

That's okay, go.

Why do you smell like
furniture polish?

[SIGHS]

So?

So I heard that some
of the girls' grades were slipping

and the coach wasn't gonna
let them play until they improved.

Are you one of the "some girls"?

I'm not sure.
But this whole thing could mean

no team and no season,
which could mean no scholarship.

Not to mention
all of the major humiliation,

which is already underway.

Yeah, we understand all of that.

And granted,
the news and media aren't helping,

but in a couple of days,
all this will probably blow over.

We wanna talk to the coach
and see what's going on.

I just told you what was going on.

Yes, and beautifully,
but I still wanna talk to the coach.

I wish someone would.

[SIGHS]

I don't wanna jump
to the worst-case scenario,

but we can't swing
Mary's college tuition

without getting
some scholarship help.

No. No, we can't.

[SIGHS]

What are we doing?

Nothing.

Dad said I can't hang out
with the guys this weekend.

You can hang out with me.

It's not the same, you're not a guy.

My friends and I are.
I even have the chest hair to prove it.

Let's see.

Ow!

Oh, sorry. I thought
that was sweatshirt fuzz.

Well, it wasn't. It was a chest hair
and it was the only one I had.

Well, if you're such a guy,
grow more.

Dad and Matt can't stop.

I will. When I feel like it.

Right now I'm just pacing myself.

Oh, sure.

But with or without chest hair,

I can be just as good a guy
as you or your friends.

I don't think so.

I mean, half the stuff we guys do
would probably make you throw up.

If I can watch the twins eat,
nothing will make me throw up.

[BURPS]

Lame.

[MAKES FARTING SOUND]

I don't have to do the fake kind.

[BARKS]

[CHUCKLES]

So you've got a good case
of senioritis

and decided to coast
through the year?

Did you think
no one was gonna notice

that your grades
took the big plunge?

And what kind of disciplined,
mature person

decides to coast their senior year?

The kind with a scholarship.
You wouldn't know what that's like.

Mom had two babies, Dad just had
a heart attack, and now this?

They have enough
without having to worry about

the stuff you've been letting slide.
You're the oldest.

How can Mom and Dad trust
that you'll keep an eye on everyone

when you can't keep an eye
on yourself?

Oh, boy, one more lecture
about what it means to be the oldest.

How many times
do I have to hear this stuff from you?

Until you get it right.

Go away and take your
lemony-scented self with you.

So how were things
on the court today?

Thanks for asking.

I know it's only student court,
but it feels kind of important.

I know that's dumb.

Hey, there's nothing dumb
about any part of that.

[DISHWASHER WHIRRING]

In fact, in some ways, what you do
is similar to parts of what I do.

You know, people come to me

and they tell me what they're thinking
or doing or feeling

and I listen
and I give them my perspective,

tell them what the consequences

certain ways of thinking
or behaving or believing can be.

Do you think that anyone
you saw in court

left with a new perspective
on themselves or their behaviour?

- I don't know.
- Well,

all you can do is try to provide
different perspective.

The rest is up to them
and their free will

to see what's gonna happen next.

It may not seem like much, but it is.

I guess we have something
in common, huh, Dad?

We have a lot of somethings
in common.

This is just one of them.

Your job is a lot harder
than most people think.

Well, I'll admit, there are days.

But there's that saying,

"You have to be the change
you wish to see in the world."

The Bible
or one of those saint guys?

- Gandhi.
- Oh. I'll give it a try.

It's easier to say than do.

Hmm. Amen.

[BURPS]

[CHUCKLES]

Hey, Matt what does
this finger thing mean?

[RUTHIE GRUNTING]

Ruthie's been showing me
some of the guy stuff you taught her.

Like she ever listened to me.

No, but apparently
she does watch you.

All right. Quit the witch hunt.

I was just messing around
with the guys after school

and it just happened.

Mom saw me, the principal saw me.

And I saw him.

He kind of wiggled his rear around
when he did it too.

He was so cute.

Shut up, please.

- Smooth move, ace.
- Like you never did it.

If I ever did anything like that,
and that's a big if,

I sure wouldn't stand
in front of the school

and wave around
like I'm trying to land planes.

There was an unfortunate
element of bad timing involved.

There was an unfortunate element
of bad judgement involved

because better, wiser,
more mature judgement

would've told you to look around
and scope things out first.

I got caught up
in the frenzy of the moment.

That doesn't make me a criminal,
it just makes me a guy.

I get it, believe me.

But you know, when I got older,

I learned that being a guy is one thing
and being a man is another.

That guy stuff has nothing to do
with being a man.

A man stands up for himself
and the people he loves.

He looks out for them
and protects them.

And he takes responsibility
for his actions.

- That's it?
- Yeah.

That can't be right.
There has to be more to it than that.

It sounds easier than it is.

Heh. I'm sure.

And in the meantime,

you got to have fun doing
all that guy stuff with your friends

until you got older
and figured out it was stupid.

But thanks to you, I know that now.
Seven years too early.

And now nothing's gonna
be the same

because every time I go to burp,
every time I think, "Hey, spit on Darryl,"

a little voice in my head is gonna say,
"That's stupid."

But thank you, Matt.
Thank you for making me a man.

Yeah. Thank you.

I'm sorry.

Why don't you come and hang
with me and the guys

at my apartment tomorrow.
Watch the game, eat some pizza.

I'll get back to you.

Ditto.

Oh, and by the way,
that under-the-arm...?

- Honking?
- Yeah, Mom hates that other word.

But she can live with "honking."

As a word, not an activity.

And that under-the-arm-honking
thing you do,

needed a little work, anyway.

I'm sorry, but don't you have
other dreams to dash?

I mean, shouldn't you be telling
the twins about prostates and taxes.

You'll thank me one day.

Oh, I'm sure. Of course.

[MAKES FARTING SOUND]

[CHUCKLES]

[WHIMPERS]

Do you think Simon's right?

I don't understand what guy stuff is
because I'm not a guy?

Well, guys are wired differently,
but you seem to know that.

I don't know,
Matt doesn't seem to have suffered

because he was raised by a dad
and a mom who wasn't a guy,

instead of by a dad and a guy.

- Simon was just acting...
- Like a guy. I know.

No. Like a 13-year-old who was
embarrassed in front of his buddies.

He'll get over it.

[PHONE RINGS]

Ah. Little help? Ah.

Hello?

Yeah. Cramp. Cramp. Whoa.

Mm-hm. Thank you very much.

That was Ms. Russell.

Apparently, there's been
quite a response to the team lockout.

Coach Cleary had to take
his phone off the hook.

Well, that explains
why I couldn't get to him.

Ms. Russell scheduled
a group meeting

for tomorrow afternoon.

You guys are gonna go, right?

Well, we have a meeting
with Simon's principal tomorrow,

but we'll be at your meeting too.

We wanna hear what the coach
and Ms. Russell have to say.

- You won't believe it when you do.
- Probably not. Heh.

[BABIES BABBLING]

Sorry for interrupting. Would it be okay
if I stayed here overnight?

My apartment is hugely loud.

Oh, of course.

Yeah, I just need a little peace
and quiet to think about things.

Any of them things
we can help with?

No, it's a little bit of everything.
Classes, life,

maybe moving back home,
that kind of thing.

Ah. That kind of thing.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

I'm pretty sure
you won't be surprised to hear

that Simon's behaviour
is considered unacceptable at school.

Well, it's also considered unacceptable
at home or in nature. Heh.

A three-day suspension from school
is the standard consequence.

Look, I'm not advocating what he did,
but three days?

That seems like
a little bit of an overreaction.

Simon's behaviour
falls in the category

of harassing,
gang or indecent gestures.

ANNIE: But Simon's a good student
with a good track record at school.

And as far as his gesture goes,
it was rude and vulgar,

but nothing more or less than that.

And he has apologised to us
and to you.

Simon is not, and never will be
a harasser, gang member or indecent.

I'm sorry, but we are talking
about school policy.

No, we're not.
If you had been listening at all

you'd know that we've been
talking about my son.

Come on.

I'm sorry, Reverend Camden.

Please, talk to your wife.

Oh, don't worry, I will.

I wanna tell her she was right.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Hey, are you okay?

We'll figure something out.

If nothing else, we'll have three days
of quality time.

It's not that.

It's just that

yesterday

I thought you didn't want me.

- For what?
- Your son.

What?

I overheard you telling Dad
that his son did this

and his son did that
a bunch of times.

The front tyre looked a little low.

And that can't be good.

I didn't mean it that way.
It just came out.

That's what happened with my fingers
in front of the school.

They just came out.

I guess we have something
in common, huh, Mom?

I guess we do.

I think I was upset with you
because that gesture is just so--

Vulgar and indecent?

Yeah.

But it's also ordinary.

It's like the people
who use that gesture

aren't smart or clever enough
to think of something better to do.

I remember when I'd just had you
in the hospital and I was all by myself.

And I was holding you,
and looking at you

and thinking how amazing it was

that I could be part
of this extraordinary thing.

And you, Simon Camden,
have grown up to be

one of the most extraordinary people
I know.

So I guess,
even if it was a normal guy thing,

I was disappointed to see you
doing something so ordinary.

- I'm sorry, Mom.
- Me too.

For everything.

I love you, Simon.

I love you too, Mom.

Did you see the thing about the team
lockout on the news last night?

We heard what happened.

What was Cleary thinking?

I mean, you guys are tied
for first place.

You got a shot
at the league championship.

Word is,
it's some kind of grade thing.

So what?

If you guys are meeting
the league's minimum GPA,

that's all that matters.

That kind of information
is in the league bylaws,

Cleary should read them.

Yeah. Where could we get a copy?

The league office should know.
You should give them a call.

- Well, good luck, guys.
- Yeah. Hang in there.

- Thanks.
COREY: Thanks.

Got a quarter?

I heard that a couple of girls
failed drug tests, that why.

- What?
- I heard that the whole team

was into buying tests
and that's why he locked them out.

You've gotta be kidding.

I also heard a couple of the girls
are really Russian ringers

brought over here
to help win the championship.

And with the collapse
of the Soviet Union's economy,

that makes sense.

- On what planet?
- Okay, then what happened?

You can't tell anybody,
but their grades fell.

That's it? You've gotta be kidding.

I thought if it was on the news,
it had to be something good.

Yeah, the women on TV
made it sound really juicy.

But don't tell anybody I told you.

I promised Mary
I wouldn't say anything.

- No problem.
- You've got it.

Thank you, thank you.
I'll see you later.

[ALL CHATTERING]

[ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING OVER STEREO]

I know we had a study date
and I'm sorry I'm late.

But something came up

and I had to keep an eye
on the twins for my parents.

I can't take much more
of living like this!

- Is everything okay?
- Not exactly.

Mary's basketball coach
has temporarily cancelled the season

because the team's grades,
including Mary's, are down.

Simon got caught giving the finger
at school, got suspended,

and Ruthie gave it to me
and asked me what it meant.

What'd you tell her?

I told her to ask my dad.

You know, I'd laugh too, except
my parents have two new babies.

My dad just had a heart attack,

and my brother and sisters
have lost their minds.

And my dad's heart attack proves

that there is a limit
to how much he can handle,

but nobody understands that
but me.

Hey.

- Hey.
- What's going on?

Things are out of control
at my house.

With my dad's condition and all,
I'm thinking about moving back home.

Well, did your parents ask you
to move back?

No, but you know them.

I mean, they wouldn't no matter
what they were going through.

Well, I can't handle the rent
on this place alone,

so I hope you give me some notice

whenever you're done
"thinking" about it.

Of course I will, I--

[SCOFFS]

What's his problem?

You know, if I do this-- If I do it.

--I'm doing it for my parents,
not for myself.

- Are you sure?
- Absolutely. Yeah.

Okay then.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Danny was right.
The league requires that a player

have a GPA of 2.0 or higher
to be eligible to play. That's it.

GIRL:
Huh. Oh.

[GIRL CLEARS THROAT]

Coach Cleary, a comment
on the unprecedented lockout

of a team by its own coach?

Coach?

I hope I'm not interrupting.

I'm Carrie Chadwick
from Channel Eight news.

It looks like the Lady Wildcats
may be locked out.

They're still a team.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

You know,
after the big meeting today,

the coach and the school
might issue a statement.

But it's an official statement.

And official statements
don't always tell the whole story,

if you know what I mean.

Oh, yeah.

Coach didn't have the right to do
what he did.

You're kidding.

LUCY: No. Don't worry about us.
We'll be fine.

Yeah, these guys are in good hands.

[MAKES FARTING SOUND]

Ignore her. She's just trying
to be one of the guys.

Underarm honking
is not a guy thing.

SIMON: It is too.
LUCY: No, it's not.

Anybody can do it.

[MAKES FARTING SOUND]

[BOTH LAUGH]

- Ahem.
- We shouldn't be gone long.

I'm sure the whole thing's just
a question of airing a few things out.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[MAKES FARTING SOUND]

[BABIES BABBLING]

[SIGHS, WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]

[ALL CHATTERING]

Hey, over here.

ANNIE: Hi.
MAN 1: Hello, Camdens.

- Good to see you.
- Hi, Dee Dee.

WOMAN: Hi, Reverend.
MAN 2: Good to see you.

MAN 3:
There we go.

[SHUSHING]

If everyone shuts up,
we can still hear.

Ten bucks if you trade places
with me.

Twenty, and you can
have both of ours.

- Lucy will tell us what happened.
- Oh, yeah.

RUSSELL:
I know you all have a lot of questions

about the coach's recent decision,

but why don't we let him
explain a few things

and then he'll answer
your questions. Coach?

Well, I'm not sure how much
or what version of the story

your daughters told you,

but you're holding your daughters'

most recent academic-progress
reports in your hands.

And I know you don't track your kids'
grades on a week-by-week basis,

but I do,

and I'll bet more than a few of you

will be a little surprised
at what you see.

You weren't sure
your grades were slipping?

And let me point out

that despite repeated warnings
and offers of academic assistance,

the girls on this varsity team have
continued to allow their grades to fall.

My daughter's grades
are my business, not yours.

You're just a basketball coach.

CLEARY:
True, true.

But as their coach, I care enough
about them to do what's best for them.

And making them
take their schoolwork seriously

is what's best for them.

Is it true that the girls met the league's
eligibility requirements?

Yeah, but the league's eligibility
requirements are substandard,

especially for these girls.

Who are you to say?

Basketball is the only shot
my kid has at a scholarship.

Now, how dare you
take that opportunity away from her?

How dare your daughter
give that opportunity away?

And just where do you think
she's gonna get a scholarship

with grades like that?

The guys' team doesn't do this.

Well, then, your maybe daughter
should try out for the guys' team.

No, you should be fired,
and we should sue for discrimination.

Wait a minute.

All right. All right, everyone, look,

no one wants to see
this situation come to that.

But everyone seems
to be forgetting

that the girls
are dictating the schedule here.

Now, when they get their grades
back up, practises will start up again.

But until that happens,

the athletic director and I
are gonna support the coach.

Mary Camden is our daughter.
She's senior captain,

she's the first freshman
to make varsity in years.

She's overcome injuries and knee
surgery to keep playing the game.

As hard as she's worked and sweated
through everything, so have we.

Our commitment to her,
and this game and this team

may be different from hers,
but it's no less invested.

Did you know your grades
were slipping?

Is there something you could've done
to stop them from slipping?

[SCOFFS]

Did Coach Cleary tell you what would
happen if your grades kept slipping?

Then for now
we're gonna respect this lockout.

[CROWD MURMURING]

- What?
- I'm sorry, kiddo.

Your coach didn't blow it, you did.

[SIGHS]

Sure is quiet around here.

Too quiet.

Mary's not yelling, door-slamming
or stomping around.

That's not good, not good at all.

No, not good at all.

Hang on, I've got an idea.

[WHIMPERS]

Go on, Happy. Go upstairs.
Go see Mary, go.

I hope she goes
to the right place this time.

Yeah, I know.

It took a big hunk out of my savings
to replace the baby monitors

after the last time I tried this

and Happy went
and laid under the Tripp's sprinklers.

I can't believe
any of this is happening, Corey.

My own parents
stabbed me in the back.

I don't know,
what did you have in mind?

MARY:
Well, the last part's a little extreme,

but I can handle the part
where we go get something to eat.

That last part's a little extreme?

I'm not sure what that means,
but it definitely means something.

Should we tell Mom and Dad?

Probably.

MATT:
Simon, let's go.

We have to pick up the pizza
before the game starts.

Don't worry, Dad,
I'll put some money in the pot for you.

And that's what guys do, right?

I mean, they eat pizza,
bet on the game,

try to cover the spread.

I guess so.

Wait, you can't go, you're not a guy.

Why, I'm just as good a guy
as any of your friends.

Ahem. Why don't you stay home
and do something with Lucy and me?

Kill me.

No, thank you very much.
I'd rather go to guys' night at Matt's.

It's okay with me
if it's okay with you.

Well, how guy
is this evening gonna be?

Typical stuff, no big deal.

You know, I do go to school,
I play on a football team

and I've seen MTV.

So if there's something else
out there, bring it on.

That is so reassuring,
my little flower.

MATT:
Come on, you guys. Let's go.

[DOOR OPENS]

Since it's not a school night,

would it be okay
if I went out with the girls?

Or am I grounded because
of everything that's been going on?

I know you're upset, but I'd
appreciate it if you'd watch your tone.

I'm sorry.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

They were just gonna drop by
to see if I could go with them,

but I'll just tell them that I can't.

We know you might wanna
vent with your friends.

Just do it quickly
and come right home.

Thank you.

- Your friends are in the foyer.
- Thanks.

How was student court?

We didn't have it today
because of the big team meeting.

I hope we did the right thing
with Mary just now.

Well, she can blow off some steam
with her friends,

and we'll talk to her some more
when she gets home.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

This whole thing stinks.

It's true, the guys' team
doesn't have to do this.

No other team in the league
has to put up with this.

No other team in the world
has to put up with this.

And I don't appreciate
being used as an example.

- Especially during my senior year.
- No kidding.

This is my last year
of playing high school basketball.

I've worked since sixth grade
to be on this team

and the coach decides
to go on a major power trip now?

No kidding. Cleary's a case.

At least your dad didn't stand up
and humiliate you in front of the world

- before stabbing you in the back.
- They had help.

- Did you hear Ms. Russell?
- This whole thing makes me nuts.

I just wanna go over to the gym
and, you know.

- Yeah.
- I know. I know.

And Matt hasn't said anything more
about moving back home

since he declared
he was thinking about it.

I have a feeling it's gonna
come up again, don't you?

Yeah, but we don't have to decide
to do anything until he does.

[BABIES COOING]

- Is the game over already?
- No.

Ruthie's honking got to everyone
and we were asked to leave.

What?

- I was being one of the guys.
- Oh.

Honking doesn't make you a guy,
it makes you a pig.

A pig who gets us kicked out
of guys' night.

Okay, okay. I'm not married to it.

I just thought that's what guys were
supposed to do when they hung out.

You were wrong.
You were very, very toxically wrong.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Great. I just taught myself a lesson.

I hope you're happy.

I wouldn't say happy, exactly.

You know how we feel
about burping,

sneezing on each other
or each other's food,

spitting or anything to do with
your or anybody else's nose,

or pretty much anything
that comes out of your head,

and yes, honking.

It's rude and gross,

but accidents happen
and you have to say "excuse me."

But accidents shouldn't
happen very often.

- Yeah.
- Close enough.

Matt, excuse me.

You're not excused,
but I forgive you.

I'll take what I can get.

[SIGHS]

Listen, is it okay if I finish
watching the game downstairs?

- Sure.
- Great.

I realise I've been living
in a different world lately,

but it is definitely
time to come back.

Sure, Lucy's doing great.

The nut doesn't fall far
from the old tree, does it?

Oh, no. No, it doesn't.
You're two peas in a pod.

- Yeah.
- What are you hinting at over there?

That somehow what's been
going on lately is your fault?

Well, not exactly,
but if I'd been on top of things,

you know, at my post,
I might have seen them coming.

We love our kids,

we work really hard
at trying to be good parents

who set the right kind of examples,

but there comes a point in life
where you just have

to throw them out
into the world and pray.

What about Mary?

Maybe we threw her too far.

Mary's a good kid.

We'll get through this.

Yeah.

[BABIES COOING]

[CLATTERING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

MAN:
Hold it, that's enough.

You're under arrest.

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