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You know what the worst part is?
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It's not alleged.
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- What?
- It's true.
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I've never done anything
like this before, but I did have a...
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A relationship with a grad student.
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It's been over for a while.
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Don't know how the school paper
got wind of it.
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I never meant for anyone...
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...to get hurt.
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Brenner has to be fired.
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We don't need to learn anything a man
with his character could teach us.
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Hey, I hear those guys are organising
a campus walkout later
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to express their moral outrage
on the whole Brenner thing.
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You guys gonna attend?
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I mean, we can get
some moral outrage to go.
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Well, I might check it out
in a car-wreck kind of way.
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I mean, not that I like
what Brenner did.
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But I don't think the man's private life
is our business.
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Oh, I'm not thrilled with him either,
but I'm not married to him.
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And the girl he had the affair with
isn't any kind of victim.
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She's, what, a third-year grad student
who knew he was married?
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Women like that
make the rest of us look bad.
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On the other hand, I work two jobs,
and I'm in debt up to my ears,
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and some girl sleeps with
the university president.
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And he has the financial-aid office
go over her aid application
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with a fine-tooth comb?
Give me a break.
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Come on, the financial-aid office
said her aid package
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was determined over the summer,
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before her classes
or the affair even started.
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I mean, we don't know for sure
she got special consideration.
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And even if she did,
it didn't cost us anything.
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Oh, yes, it did.
We just don't know how much yet.
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--but none of them
will begin to excuse this.
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I mean, come on, not cheating
on your wife with a student?
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- Should be an easy one, shouldn't it?
- Yeah.
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Look, I like you, Camden.
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You're a hustler, and you got pluck,
but I can't extend you any more credit.
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A newspaper route is a tough job.
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And collecting from each
and every subscriber on your beat
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is a tough but necessary
part of the job.
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So if you can't do it,
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I'm gonna have to find
somebody else who can.
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I understand. But don't worry,
it won't come to that.
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Glad to hear it.
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Mr. Daniels said I have to get
Mr. Malone to pay up or I'm fired.
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As your assistant,
that means me too, right?
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Great. Just great.
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- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Thanks.
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Have a nice day.
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I can't believe you hit a car
in the school parking lot.
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I mean, you weren't even
parallel parking
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or playing fire drill in traffic.
You were just vertically backing out.
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For your information,
I didn't hit anything.
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I dinged a back bumper. Barely.
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You'd need a magnifying glass
to see it anyway.
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Maybe we should've stayed
until the car's owner showed up.
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We couldn't. We had to pick up
the captains of industry
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so they could get home
to their precious paper route.
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Besides, I put a note
under the car's windshield wiper
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with my name, my number,
and a very clear message: "call me."
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- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
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The most important thing
is making sure
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that Mom and Dad
do not find out about it.
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I killed the station wagon, and that
put us in the Meals on Wheels van,
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so any car thing,
no matter how small or accidental,
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is gonna set them off bigtime.
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Maybe I can pay off the damage by
myself and they'll never even know it.
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And how are you gonna pull that off?
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I am going to pray
that the car I barely touched
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belonged to a guy,
and then, well, I'm me.
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Mr. Malone, hi.
Can you hold up a second?
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We have to collect today.
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No, it's very important.
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It's not fair. We were fast this time.
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I know. We cut 12 seconds off
our sidewalk-to-porch time.
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That's it, then.
We're fired, canned, down the gutter.
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No, we're not.
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- Well, not yet, anyway.
- I'm listening.
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Well, I could make up what I owe
the newspaper out of pocket.
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That way it'll buy us some time
to get Malone to pay up.
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Won't that cut into our profits?
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Let's get Mom to squeeze the money
out of Mr. Malone.
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She can do it, too.
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I know, but we can't ask her.
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Because then she'll think we can't
handle the job and she'll make us quit.
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Besides, we can never be
captains of industry
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if our mom has to
strong-arm people for us.
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We need Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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He could do it.
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- Do we know him?
- Nope.
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Not yet.
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Rats.
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- Hello.
- Papa's home.
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Daddy's home, yay.
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What's the word?
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I don't know.
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Since Jack hasn't offered
to resign yet,
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the board of trustees is scheduled
to vote on his tenure situation
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in a couple of days.
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They have no legal argument
against him, though.
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The student was consenting
and of legal age.
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There's no clause in Jack's contract
or the school charter
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prohibiting student-employee
fraternization.
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There's no morals clause?
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The involvement
was not legally immoral.
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Just realistically.
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Do you think Jack Brenner's fit
to lead the university?
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I don't know.
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You know, admissions are up,
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the number of grants approved
has increased,
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minority recruiting's strong.
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I know that
Jack's done an incredible job.
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That's not what I'm asking.
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I'm asking if you think
he's fit to lead the university.
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The university our son attends.
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I don't know. I mean...
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He's not the man I thought he was,
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or I guess the man I want him to be,
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but should he be fired for that?
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Thank you.
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Thought you might need
to top off your tanks.
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Thank you.
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- How's everything on the route?
- Okay.
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Except we can't collect
from Mr. Malone.
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Yep, and no collecting
means we're fired.
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We'll really miss you.
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But maybe we can still get together
for juice boxes.
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- Or a hoagie.
- Don't you worry.
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I haven't liked Dan Malone
since I politely asked him
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if he could use a little less aftershave,
because it was killing my begonias.
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And he, with his big, smart mouth,
said, "Move upwind."
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Hello.
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Hi. This is Miles Olsen.
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Mary Camden left a note on my car
saying I should call her.
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Yeah. Hi, this is Mary.
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- How are you?
- Really good, thanks.
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So, about that note on your car.
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I thought we should get together
and talk.
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Listen, Mary, I'm really flattered.
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But you're not my type.
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If you still wanna get together,
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knowing that we'll never be
anything more than friends, great.
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Otherwise, I'm sorry.
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That's it? That's why you called?
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Well, there is
the one other little thing.
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I was wondering if Lucy
would go out with me.
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I think she's a goddess.
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Yeah. How about, say, a burger,
tomorrow, 4:30, pool hall?
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Great.
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I have your address, and I'll pick up
Miss Lucy Camden then.
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Great.
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Hey, Luce. Guess what?
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Miles Olsen
wants to go out with you.
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- Who?
- Miles Olsen.
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He was just on the phone.
He's a junior. We've seen him around.
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Why can't I picture him?
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I don't know,
but he called you a goddess.
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You're kidding.
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Cool.
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Why didn't he ask me out himself?
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Oh, he's shy, you know,
afraid of rejection, blah, blah, blah.
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I haven't been out with anybody
since I broke up with Jordan.
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This could be a dream come true.
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Yeah. For all of us.
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This is supposed to be
an institution of higher learning,
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a path to principles and ideals.
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Do we want a man who cheats on his
wife and family determining that path?
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No.
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Then we need to make sure
the board of trustees
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knows how we feel before they vote.
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- How you doing?
- You can't tell?
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I'm brimming with moral indignation
and damnation.
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Brenner is a cancer
on the backbone of this institution.
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An institution that he has preyed upon
in every possible way.
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Then I've obviously
come to the right place.
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I think he's about to tell us
what time the stoning starts tonight.
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You don't like what I'm saying?
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Because you don't speak for me.
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You don't speak for most of
the people on this campus,
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and I wanna make sure
the board knows that.
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Just because you have
the loudest voice
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doesn't mean you're the only one
that should be heard.
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Hey, you guys.
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How did your paper route go today?
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- Good.
- Real good.
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It just-- It takes so long
to do everything.
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Of course, we're not operating
at peak efficiency yet.
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We're still honing our routine.
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So I'm trying to keep
my expectations at bay.
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Not to be too self-critical.
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- Oh, that's probably a good idea.
- Well, it all starts with self-love.
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Yes, I've heard that.
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Hello, Camden residence.
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Yeah, hey, Mrs. Hinkle.
Hold on a sec.
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Oh, take a message.
Your father will be home shortly.
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She doesn't want Dad.
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No, she doesn't want you either.
She wants to speak to Simon.
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I'm there for my subscribers
24 hours a day.
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Yep, that's how we do it.
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We're there,
except for when we're sleeping.
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Or at school. Or in the bathtub.
We're there.
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Hi, Mrs. Hinkle.
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Excuse me one second. Mom.
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Oh, sorry.
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Yeah?
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Okay, goodbye.
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Our Malone collection problems
are over.
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Mrs. Hinkle has a plan.
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Hey.
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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- So?
- So, does it matter?
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I don't know. It might.
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I've known you for a long time,
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and I'd like to understand.
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You're a friend, and...
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Well, as unfair as it may be,
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I expect certain things from you.
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Well...
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...I'm sorry if I've fallen short
of your expectations.
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But I have to say,
in defence of the indefensible...
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...until recently,
I'd met everyone else's.
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Including my own.
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When Gillian and I got married,
we had our eyes set on an outcome,
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and we made every choice necessary
to keep us on track.
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And after all the sacrifices
and the hard work, there I was.
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Not only in a place in my life
that I'd expected,
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but a place in my life that I'd wanted.
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You're lucky.
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You got to satisfy your dreams.
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No, just my expectations.
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For some reason,
in spite of everything,
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I kept wanting.
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Jack.
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We all have things we wish we had,
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things we regret not doing.
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Yeah, well, this one time,
I decided to regret something I did do.
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And I do.
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That is disgusting.
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I told you.
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Hello. Am I interrupting?
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- Nothing.
- Nothing. No.
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Nothing.
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We were just touching the soft spots
on the babies' heads.
245
00:14:48,376 --> 00:14:50,038
- Why?
- Because they're there.
246
00:14:50,212 --> 00:14:51,459
And Ruthie didn't believe it.
247
00:14:52,049 --> 00:14:54,887
They're called the fontanel. Do you
wanna know why babies have them?
248
00:14:55,054 --> 00:14:56,799
Not really. I just ate.
249
00:14:58,226 --> 00:14:59,556
Did you ever fish?
250
00:14:59,728 --> 00:15:01,973
- Years ago.
- Do you still have your stuff?
251
00:15:03,151 --> 00:15:06,072
Try the garage.
But stay away from the hooks.
252
00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:09,035
Okay.
253
00:15:10,414 --> 00:15:12,243
Dinner was great tonight.
254
00:15:12,418 --> 00:15:15,671
Dinner was great? Well, thank you.
255
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,548
So who wants to do what, when,
and with whom?
256
00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:23,642
Miles Olsen, a junior who goes
to our school and who we both know,
257
00:15:23,812 --> 00:15:27,517
asked me out for a burger at the
pool hall tomorrow afternoon at 4:30.
258
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,689
He'll pick me up here.
I'll be home by 7.
259
00:15:29,865 --> 00:15:31,610
And we'll stay here before we leave.
260
00:15:31,784 --> 00:15:33,660
Whom we both know.
261
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:35,410
But otherwise, nicely done.
262
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:38,159
Solid preparation, beautifully executed.
Bravo.
263
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,332
If it's okay with your father,
it's okay with me.
264
00:15:40,925 --> 00:15:42,635
- Really?
- Yeah.
265
00:15:42,803 --> 00:15:45,013
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
266
00:15:45,183 --> 00:15:46,560
And you, what's your story?
267
00:15:46,727 --> 00:15:48,307
Just here for moral support.
268
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,318
- Oh, aren't you sweet?
- I have my moments.
269
00:15:51,486 --> 00:15:55,189
Yes, you do, but this is probably
not one of them.
270
00:15:58,331 --> 00:16:01,501
- This is gonna be great.
- I'm glad everything's gonna work out.
271
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:02,917
I wonder where my yearbook is.
272
00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:06,295
I wanna see
what Mr. Miles Olsen's all about.
273
00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:16,361
Sorry I took so long. I ran into
Jack Brenner in the parking lot.
274
00:16:18,073 --> 00:16:20,069
Why are there black fingerprints
on Sam's head?
275
00:16:20,244 --> 00:16:24,115
Same reason that they're on David's.
It's newsprint.
276
00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:26,705
- Okay.
- How'd it go with Jack?
277
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,920
Well, you know,
I don't excuse his behaviour,
278
00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:31,888
but I understand it a little better.
279
00:16:32,056 --> 00:16:35,511
Really? Because I understand that
he hurt his entire family
280
00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:38,145
and the university
with one irrevocable selfish act.
281
00:16:38,316 --> 00:16:40,312
- He's got a problem.
- No. No argument there.
282
00:16:40,487 --> 00:16:42,565
He's got nothing but problems.
283
00:16:42,742 --> 00:16:45,496
If there's a price to pay
for this kind of thing, Jack's paying it.
284
00:16:45,663 --> 00:16:48,537
- Maybe, but is it enough?
- For whom?
285
00:16:53,677 --> 00:16:55,719
It's okay. Put him down.
286
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:58,015
Your brother's here.
287
00:16:58,852 --> 00:16:59,933
What happened to you?
288
00:17:01,148 --> 00:17:03,357
Some people at school
wanted to stage a walkout
289
00:17:03,527 --> 00:17:06,946
to let the board of trustees know
they want president Brenner fired.
290
00:17:07,117 --> 00:17:09,076
I wonder if all this devotion
to morality
291
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,953
started before or after
this particular incident.
292
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:15,997
We disagreed with the whole
vilify and run-him-out-of-town tone,
293
00:17:16,174 --> 00:17:18,882
but the moral minority
didn't seem interested in our opinion.
294
00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:20,966
I see.
295
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:24,098
So people started pushing
and shoving, typical crowd stuff.
296
00:17:24,271 --> 00:17:25,436
I caught an elbow.
297
00:17:25,607 --> 00:17:27,816
- I mean, it looks worse than it is.
- Oh, good.
298
00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:30,278
Campus security
broke the whole thing up pretty quickly,
299
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:34,747
but we got ticketed $200
for disturbing the peace.
300
00:17:36,209 --> 00:17:38,785
- Yes, you did.
- I'm sorry about that. I'll pay for it.
301
00:17:38,964 --> 00:17:42,633
But I couldn't just stand there
and listen without saying something.
302
00:17:42,804 --> 00:17:45,843
I mean, it's not about morality
or politics, it's about privacy.
303
00:17:46,017 --> 00:17:48,689
I don't like what Brenner did.
I don't respect him for it.
304
00:17:48,857 --> 00:17:50,851
But I know what it's like
to live in a fish bowl.
305
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,147
I'm a minister's kid,
and people judge the things I do
306
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:57,198
as if they have a right to,
and harshly.
307
00:17:57,371 --> 00:17:59,865
Like somehow I'm supposed to be
better than everyone else.
308
00:18:01,336 --> 00:18:06,168
- I don't know how you do it.
- Trying to lead by example is...
309
00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:09,634
Well, It's how I always wanted
to live my life, not just my job.
310
00:18:09,809 --> 00:18:13,062
Even if I didn't have a parish
full of people watching over me,
311
00:18:13,232 --> 00:18:17,185
I guess I believe somebody else
always would be.
312
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:20,155
- I get it, Dad, I really do.
- So do I.
313
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,707
We'll help you out with this.
314
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:26,001
And that, I'm gonna get an ice pack.
315
00:18:27,298 --> 00:18:29,709
Is the kitchen still open?
316
00:18:29,886 --> 00:18:32,510
Yeah, and what you don't eat,
put on your face.
317
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:39,314
I don't mean
to jump on your turf, Dad,
318
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:42,324
but nothing freaks me out more
than other people's moral certainty.
319
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:49,332
I understand that too.
320
00:19:07,577 --> 00:19:09,618
I'm sorry, Ruthie.
321
00:19:10,498 --> 00:19:13,668
I didn't know the route would be so
exhausting you'd sleep through Xena.
322
00:19:13,837 --> 00:19:15,879
I thought it'd be fun.
323
00:19:16,049 --> 00:19:19,469
We'd make some money for college
and get great jobs.
324
00:19:20,432 --> 00:19:23,008
Live in the lap of luxury.
325
00:19:24,314 --> 00:19:27,104
But all I'm doing
is wiping you guys out.
326
00:19:27,945 --> 00:19:30,486
I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt.
327
00:19:31,577 --> 00:19:33,121
I'll watch Xena for you.
328
00:19:34,122 --> 00:19:36,533
Tell you what happens in the morning.
329
00:19:43,555 --> 00:19:46,263
You were right.
I have seen Miles Olsen around.
330
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,312
I just never knew his name
until now.
331
00:19:48,481 --> 00:19:51,485
Until you told him, the king
of jerk-wads, that I'd go out with him.
332
00:19:52,112 --> 00:19:53,609
I hit his car in the parking lot.
333
00:19:54,115 --> 00:19:55,493
What?
334
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:59,828
Miles' car was the object
of my unfortunate microscopic dinging.
335
00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:03,089
He thought I left him the note
because I wanted to go out with him.
336
00:20:03,257 --> 00:20:04,669
He called to let me down easily,
337
00:20:04,842 --> 00:20:07,301
because he wanted me
to put in a good word for him with you.
338
00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:10,097
- Flattered, but no.
- You have to go out with him.
339
00:20:10,269 --> 00:20:12,181
He didn't even mention the ding
when he called.
340
00:20:12,356 --> 00:20:15,443
And when and if he does ever notice
that amoeba of a ding on his bumper,
341
00:20:15,611 --> 00:20:17,524
he'll be a lot more inclined
to let it slide,
342
00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:21,035
because it was accidentally made
by the beloved sister of his goddess.
343
00:20:21,204 --> 00:20:23,615
- I'm gonna puke on you.
- You don't even know him.
344
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:25,871
You might like him
once you got to know him.
345
00:20:26,046 --> 00:20:27,459
You don't wanna be shallow,
do you?
346
00:20:27,632 --> 00:20:30,470
I might. I could be worse things.
347
00:20:30,972 --> 00:20:32,883
He called you a goddess, Luce.
348
00:20:33,058 --> 00:20:35,469
How long has it been
since somebody called you that?
349
00:20:35,646 --> 00:20:37,190
Somebody not related to you.
350
00:20:37,357 --> 00:20:38,640
Somebody not Dad.
351
00:20:38,818 --> 00:20:40,695
That's something.
352
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:45,162
And, of course, the fact that you owe
me for the rest of time as you know it...
353
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,409
That's something too.
354
00:20:58,811 --> 00:21:01,270
If you have to go, Dad, I'm sure
that Mom could embarrass me
355
00:21:01,441 --> 00:21:03,270
in front of Miles
enough for the both of you.
356
00:21:03,445 --> 00:21:06,022
I know. That's one of the many
delicious reasons I married her.
357
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,908
But don't you worry,
when it comes to your dating life,
358
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,909
I got nothing but time.
359
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,549
If you don't want me to go,
just say so.
360
00:21:20,641 --> 00:21:22,186
Miles, this is my wife, Annie.
361
00:21:22,353 --> 00:21:24,644
- How do you do, Mrs. Camden?
- Nice to meet you, Miles.
362
00:21:24,815 --> 00:21:26,810
And you know Mary and Lucy,
of course.
363
00:21:30,534 --> 00:21:32,659
- So, Miles, tell us about yourself.
- Yeah.
364
00:21:33,205 --> 00:21:37,077
Okay. I'm a Gemini
with a 2.9 grade-point average.
365
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,756
My hands were one letter over
to the right in the typing final,
366
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:43,420
so I failed that. But I'll make up for it
in summer school.
367
00:21:43,932 --> 00:21:46,176
My dad's retired.
He had a heart attack early.
368
00:21:46,352 --> 00:21:48,727
And my mom's a golf pro
at the Glen Oak country club.
369
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,516
Here's my home number,
370
00:21:50,694 --> 00:21:52,854
the make, model,
and licence plate number for my car,
371
00:21:53,031 --> 00:21:56,783
the number for the pool hall,
and a copy of my valid driver's licence.
372
00:21:56,954 --> 00:22:01,122
I plan to go to college, although
I'm still exploring career goals.
373
00:22:01,295 --> 00:22:05,594
And if you want Lucy home at 7,
I'll have her here at 6:45.
374
00:22:06,471 --> 00:22:08,265
That-- That'd be great.
375
00:22:09,017 --> 00:22:11,937
- Have a good time.
- Shall we go?
376
00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:24,001
Doesn't seem like Lucy's type,
does he?
377
00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:26,164
Well, Jordan was
kind of a face man,
378
00:22:26,339 --> 00:22:28,667
so maybe this time
Lucy's looking a little deeper.
379
00:22:28,843 --> 00:22:30,637
Maybe she's like a pig with truffles,
380
00:22:30,805 --> 00:22:33,559
only she's rooting around
for substance and depth.
381
00:22:33,726 --> 00:22:36,018
Plus, Miles thinks she's a goddess.
382
00:22:37,066 --> 00:22:38,811
What does Lucy think
of Miles, though?
383
00:22:38,986 --> 00:22:42,240
I think she thinks it's nice
being called a goddess.
384
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,663
You're gonna have some fun
with our daughters
385
00:22:48,837 --> 00:22:50,796
while I'm working, aren't you?
386
00:22:50,965 --> 00:22:54,254
- I did carry twins for nine months.
- Enjoy.
387
00:22:55,264 --> 00:22:57,306
I have a few things to do
at the church,
388
00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,270
and then I'm gonna
go over to the Brenners'.
389
00:22:59,439 --> 00:23:01,517
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
390
00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:12,748
Oh, hi. Can I get you guys
something for the road?
391
00:23:14,757 --> 00:23:17,761
No thanks. We'll get a wee morsel
of something over at Mrs. Hinkle's.
392
00:23:17,928 --> 00:23:19,473
Don't make her go to any extra work.
393
00:23:19,639 --> 00:23:22,763
We won't. We just like to check in on
her every day to make sure she's okay.
394
00:23:22,937 --> 00:23:24,979
Yeah, and sometimes
use her bathroom.
395
00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:27,940
But mostly we need her.
She's our Jean-Claude Van Damme.
396
00:23:28,113 --> 00:23:29,859
Did you get that light bulb?
397
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,912
Mrs. Hinkle's lamppost light is out,
398
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:34,537
so I thought I'd replace it
when we delivered her paper.
399
00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:37,118
Is this paper route
everything you wanted it to be?
400
00:23:37,922 --> 00:23:40,630
Sometimes yes and sometimes no.
401
00:23:40,802 --> 00:23:42,678
We have a responsibility
to our subscribers.
402
00:23:42,847 --> 00:23:46,302
What if someone doesn't get a job
because they didn't get the want ads?
403
00:23:46,478 --> 00:23:48,474
Or what if someone doesn't know
who to vote for?
404
00:23:48,649 --> 00:23:51,854
Or they don't have enough to eat
because they didn't get their coupons?
405
00:23:52,029 --> 00:23:54,488
Mrs. Hinkle says
we're her favourite newspaper people.
406
00:23:54,659 --> 00:23:56,619
Mine, too. Of all time.
407
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:01,379
So Xena got the Amazon god
to fight Callisto
408
00:24:01,547 --> 00:24:03,376
and then they got frozen in lava?
409
00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:06,304
- Yep.
- What a good one.
410
00:24:10,562 --> 00:24:12,272
Mary?
411
00:24:15,863 --> 00:24:18,024
Oh, hey, Doug.
412
00:24:18,492 --> 00:24:20,571
Look, I wanna apologise
for yesterday.
413
00:24:20,747 --> 00:24:23,122
Things got out of control,
and I'm sorry.
414
00:24:23,293 --> 00:24:25,620
Yeah, they did. Thank you.
415
00:24:25,796 --> 00:24:27,626
I don't have a handle
on this whole situation,
416
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,178
but why do people care so much?
417
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:33,429
It's weird, because I don't understand
why people seem to care so little.
418
00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:41,274
Hi.
419
00:24:43,661 --> 00:24:46,238
I hope I'm not interrupting.
420
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:49,076
- Mom, we're on the job here.
- I know, and I'm sorry.
421
00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,795
I'm not checking up on you.
I was just in the neighbourhood.
422
00:24:53,011 --> 00:24:55,504
Mom, the neighbourhood
is pretty much our office.
423
00:24:58,604 --> 00:25:01,312
Why don't you go inside
and get your mom a snack?
424
00:25:01,484 --> 00:25:04,322
And find some zesty condiments.
425
00:25:05,533 --> 00:25:06,910
Okay.
426
00:25:12,670 --> 00:25:16,885
They can always use a wee morsel
of something at this point in the route.
427
00:25:17,052 --> 00:25:18,514
It's very nice of you to feed them,
428
00:25:18,681 --> 00:25:22,219
but I don't want you going to any
extra time or trouble because of them.
429
00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:27,477
You know, I never really got the hang
of cooking for one instead of four.
430
00:25:27,654 --> 00:25:30,231
And if you multiply that
by a few years,
431
00:25:30,409 --> 00:25:36,251
that leaves an awful lot of extra
leftovers and time on my hands.
432
00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:40,172
And frankly, I could use
a little trouble now and then,
433
00:25:40,343 --> 00:25:42,802
just to keep things from getting dull.
434
00:25:44,016 --> 00:25:47,720
I understand you're helping Simon
and Ruthie out with a little something.
435
00:25:47,898 --> 00:25:50,392
I don't know
what you're talking about.
436
00:25:52,698 --> 00:25:54,111
Thanks for helping my kids.
437
00:25:54,284 --> 00:25:56,160
Thanks for sharing your kids.
438
00:25:57,581 --> 00:26:01,084
We know you're busy, so we figured
you'd like your snack to go.
439
00:26:01,839 --> 00:26:04,416
Yep, and your condiments.
440
00:26:04,594 --> 00:26:05,924
Now that I know what they are.
441
00:26:06,096 --> 00:26:08,221
And the juice? Delicious.
442
00:26:10,187 --> 00:26:15,732
Well, I left the twins fed and changed,
sound asleep with Mary,
443
00:26:15,905 --> 00:26:18,743
who's only been baby-sitting,
what, six or seven years?
444
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,406
So I should run.
445
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:23,744
Okay, then.
446
00:26:27,676 --> 00:26:30,430
Well, I'll see you later.
447
00:26:43,494 --> 00:26:45,371
- Clear.
- It's time.
448
00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:48,541
We ride.
449
00:26:56,767 --> 00:26:58,728
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
450
00:26:58,897 --> 00:27:00,227
No, no. Really.
451
00:27:00,399 --> 00:27:03,154
I'm sorry. Here. Here.
452
00:27:03,321 --> 00:27:04,817
- I'm sorry.
- It's fine. Fine.
453
00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:06,320
Sorry.
454
00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:10,079
Why don't we sit down and talk,
get to know each other a little?
455
00:27:10,249 --> 00:27:12,957
Sure, let's rap.
456
00:27:29,282 --> 00:27:32,738
That'll be $18.50, please.
457
00:27:37,798 --> 00:27:39,627
Stuck, huh?
458
00:27:40,218 --> 00:27:41,418
No-pest strip.
459
00:27:42,222 --> 00:27:46,058
I found them in the attic
when I was packing to move upwind.
460
00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:50,065
You know, you could have gotten
those kids fired by your selfishness.
461
00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:54,569
And we would've been stuck
with some newspaper-delivering ninny.
462
00:27:54,743 --> 00:27:57,617
Your actions
have consequences for others.
463
00:27:57,790 --> 00:28:01,080
Consequences bigger
than a few dead begonias.
464
00:28:01,255 --> 00:28:05,553
For the last time, my aftershave
did not kill your begonias.
465
00:28:05,721 --> 00:28:08,679
Oh, you're right, I'm sorry.
466
00:28:09,269 --> 00:28:12,808
Your aftershave just made them
kill themselves.
467
00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:24,499
- Eighteen.
- Fifty.
468
00:28:28,761 --> 00:28:30,388
Fifty.
469
00:28:46,501 --> 00:28:48,875
Hey, isn't that your sister over there?
470
00:28:49,046 --> 00:28:51,457
Yes. Don't look,
and don't let her know we're here.
471
00:28:51,634 --> 00:28:52,715
Because?
472
00:28:52,886 --> 00:28:55,380
It's embarrassing to have
your big brother and his girlfriend
473
00:28:55,557 --> 00:28:57,184
and his friend
watch you have a date.
474
00:28:58,521 --> 00:29:00,433
- Aren't you done early?
- Sort of.
475
00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:03,861
My last-period class is debating the
Brenner affair for the millionth time.
476
00:29:04,031 --> 00:29:05,693
And frankly, I've heard enough.
477
00:29:05,867 --> 00:29:07,661
I'm paying tuition to learn something.
478
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,038
My money and time are wasted
while everyone yammers on
479
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:11,704
about stuff we already know.
480
00:29:11,877 --> 00:29:13,374
I mean, let's get on with it already.
481
00:29:13,548 --> 00:29:15,174
No kidding.
482
00:29:15,342 --> 00:29:18,132
Besides, where was all the outrage
when those two frat guys
483
00:29:18,306 --> 00:29:21,226
drugged and raped that sophomore girl
at their kegger last year?
484
00:29:21,394 --> 00:29:23,188
There were no walkouts
or demonstrations.
485
00:29:23,356 --> 00:29:26,064
Nobody talked as if the frat house
should be burned to the ground.
486
00:29:26,236 --> 00:29:28,315
The whole thing just disappeared.
487
00:29:28,490 --> 00:29:30,035
Thanks.
488
00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:31,781
Thank you.
489
00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:35,623
Come on, Doug.
490
00:29:35,794 --> 00:29:38,419
Don't let this whole thing spiral
into madness, man. It's pizza.
491
00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:43,843
Hey, how'd your parents
take your ticket news?
492
00:29:44,017 --> 00:29:45,264
Oh, man, not great.
493
00:29:45,436 --> 00:29:48,357
And I'll bet you didn't think
we had anything in common.
494
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,703
I'm sorry to just drop by.
495
00:29:55,871 --> 00:29:58,448
I'm surprised that we didn't
pass each other at the university.
496
00:29:58,626 --> 00:30:01,297
Don't worry about it.
I left the office a little early.
497
00:30:01,464 --> 00:30:05,300
I've been the object of enough
supportive looks for one day.
498
00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,597
I just wanted to see for myself
how you were doing.
499
00:30:07,767 --> 00:30:09,643
I'll keep the supportive look
to myself.
500
00:30:09,812 --> 00:30:11,272
Thank you.
501
00:30:12,441 --> 00:30:16,395
And I really can't tell you how
I'm doing, because I'm not sure yet.
502
00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:19,778
You know, everyone knows
that Jack has worked hard
503
00:30:19,955 --> 00:30:22,283
on behalf of this university
for 15 years,
504
00:30:22,459 --> 00:30:25,333
but everyone seems to have forgotten
that I have too.
505
00:30:25,506 --> 00:30:30,255
However, now that I'm the pitiful
wronged wife, the victim, as it were,
506
00:30:30,432 --> 00:30:33,222
my campus popularity
and acknowledgement
507
00:30:33,395 --> 00:30:34,677
have jumped to all-time highs.
508
00:30:34,856 --> 00:30:37,776
I've never been more liked
and appreciated.
509
00:30:37,944 --> 00:30:39,357
What are people thinking?
510
00:30:39,530 --> 00:30:40,813
That I'm jealous?
511
00:30:40,991 --> 00:30:44,743
Or, God forbid, envious of this girl?
512
00:30:44,914 --> 00:30:48,121
For what? I have worked hard
for the things I've achieved.
513
00:30:48,296 --> 00:30:50,337
And this girl wanted
to achieve something--
514
00:30:50,507 --> 00:30:54,343
I don't know what.
--by sleeping with a married man.
515
00:30:54,514 --> 00:30:56,060
Gee, that's never been done before.
516
00:30:56,226 --> 00:30:59,266
And if that's her best career plan,
she's in for a rude awakening.
517
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,729
I don't understand where, in 1999,
518
00:31:02,905 --> 00:31:05,232
girls are getting the message
that that's the way to go.
519
00:31:05,408 --> 00:31:08,163
What are we teaching
our daughters?
520
00:31:08,915 --> 00:31:10,577
What have I taught my own?
521
00:31:10,751 --> 00:31:12,581
You've taught them
that if something has value
522
00:31:12,755 --> 00:31:14,915
and it's worth working
and fighting to get,
523
00:31:15,093 --> 00:31:17,717
then it's worth working
and fighting to keep.
524
00:31:19,975 --> 00:31:21,555
It still hurts, though, doesn't it?
525
00:31:22,897 --> 00:31:23,978
Oh, yeah.
526
00:31:31,329 --> 00:31:32,956
So I just demanded
that Coach Tremaine
527
00:31:33,124 --> 00:31:35,203
let me do the shuttle run again,
528
00:31:35,378 --> 00:31:38,298
and that's how I got my eighth-grade
Presidential Fitness Award.
529
00:31:38,466 --> 00:31:39,548
Fascinating.
530
00:31:39,719 --> 00:31:42,047
Hey, sorry to interrupt
your great date and everything,
531
00:31:42,223 --> 00:31:44,467
but Mom needs your help
with the twins.
532
00:31:44,644 --> 00:31:47,054
Lucy's the only one
that can get them to sleep.
533
00:31:47,231 --> 00:31:48,894
Sorry. Duty calls.
534
00:31:49,569 --> 00:31:52,277
- Well, tomorrow, my queen?
- Yeah. That would be great.
535
00:31:52,449 --> 00:31:55,239
- Call us with the details.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
536
00:32:00,004 --> 00:32:02,675
Oh, no. I gave him a chance,
and I went out with him once,
537
00:32:02,842 --> 00:32:06,678
mostly to help you out,
but never, never, never again.
538
00:32:06,849 --> 00:32:08,559
You have to. One date isn't enough
539
00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:11,221
to forge
a forgiveness-inclined relationship.
540
00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:12,645
To do that, you need time.
541
00:32:12,817 --> 00:32:14,612
More time means more dates.
542
00:32:15,197 --> 00:32:16,776
No.
543
00:32:17,910 --> 00:32:20,867
Please. Mom and Dad will kill me.
They will never let me drive again.
544
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,201
They don't have the money
to fix the proton-sized ding
545
00:32:23,377 --> 00:32:25,290
on his bumper, and neither do I.
546
00:32:25,965 --> 00:32:27,759
I helped you out
because you're my sister,
547
00:32:27,928 --> 00:32:29,757
and I love you, and you asked me to.
548
00:32:29,931 --> 00:32:32,555
- Well, I love you, too.
- Okay, fine. You love me,
549
00:32:32,727 --> 00:32:36,065
but you love driving and not
getting killed by Mom and Dad more.
550
00:32:42,411 --> 00:32:45,534
Annie came by and spoke
to Gillian this afternoon.
551
00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:48,629
So you and I have talked,
and Annie and Gillian have talked...
552
00:32:50,299 --> 00:32:53,637
...but have you and Gillian
talked to each other?
553
00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:54,887
Not really.
554
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:57,349
Of course,
after the board votes tomorrow,
555
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,563
I'll probably have nothing
but time to talk.
556
00:32:59,732 --> 00:33:02,440
Just don't know if Gillian will be there
for me to talk to.
557
00:33:04,992 --> 00:33:06,903
Maybe I should just resign.
558
00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:10,747
Save them the trouble of a vote,
give everyone what they want.
559
00:33:10,918 --> 00:33:12,581
Well, think about it.
560
00:33:12,755 --> 00:33:14,880
Ask yourself
what's best for the family.
561
00:33:15,802 --> 00:33:18,640
The university
is kind of like your family.
562
00:33:18,807 --> 00:33:21,099
So, what's best for it?
563
00:33:21,604 --> 00:33:23,979
You know, research has proven
564
00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:26,276
that unless there's
some kind of abuse or addiction,
565
00:33:26,446 --> 00:33:30,198
that the parties involved should
get counselling and stay together.
566
00:33:30,369 --> 00:33:32,494
Look, I don't know.
567
00:33:32,665 --> 00:33:34,743
That's a long road.
568
00:33:35,796 --> 00:33:38,420
And I can't do it without Gillian.
569
00:33:38,759 --> 00:33:42,262
And I don't even know
how she feels about it.
570
00:33:42,682 --> 00:33:44,558
Or me.
571
00:33:46,606 --> 00:33:48,482
I don't think you should resign.
572
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:51,359
I think you should fight.
I think we both should.
573
00:34:26,425 --> 00:34:29,049
So where's Lucy?
We don't wanna be late.
574
00:34:29,221 --> 00:34:31,715
I'm sorry.
She's just not up for another date.
575
00:34:31,893 --> 00:34:33,935
I know our first date
was a little rocky,
576
00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:35,601
but this time I brought baby pictures
577
00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,735
and my journal
from Big Red's Cowboy Camp.
578
00:34:37,904 --> 00:34:40,480
- Two summers' worth.
- That's great.
579
00:34:40,658 --> 00:34:43,117
I just don't think it's gonna work out
between you two.
580
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:46,626
So why didn't she tell me herself?
581
00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:50,251
She's shy, doesn't wanna hurt
your feelings, blah, blah, blah.
582
00:34:50,425 --> 00:34:51,838
Well, what about you?
583
00:34:52,011 --> 00:34:54,587
I got two monster truck tickets
burning a hole in my pocket.
584
00:34:54,766 --> 00:34:56,393
I don't think so, but thanks anyway.
585
00:34:56,561 --> 00:34:57,761
I don't get it.
586
00:34:57,939 --> 00:34:59,767
If no Camden women
wanna go out with me,
587
00:34:59,942 --> 00:35:01,438
why'd you leave that note on my car?
588
00:35:02,238 --> 00:35:04,363
Because I dinged your car
in the school parking lot
589
00:35:04,534 --> 00:35:06,113
and I thought we should talk about it.
590
00:35:06,286 --> 00:35:08,531
And you figured I wouldn't
get in your face about it
591
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:10,334
if I was going out with your sister.
592
00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:21,552
Are you talking about this?
593
00:35:21,729 --> 00:35:24,686
Yeah. I am-- I am really sorry.
I'll pay for it, I promise.
594
00:35:24,860 --> 00:35:26,820
I'll have to make payments,
but I'll pay for it.
595
00:35:26,989 --> 00:35:30,575
You didn't do that, I did it.
Last year.
596
00:35:31,037 --> 00:35:33,531
You didn't notice that your ding
had already rusted?
597
00:35:35,211 --> 00:35:38,168
Oh, cool. That's great.
598
00:35:38,342 --> 00:35:41,097
I'm glad you think so.
599
00:35:42,892 --> 00:35:46,845
Look, Miles,
I am really sorry about everything.
600
00:35:47,024 --> 00:35:49,565
Yeah, you said that,
601
00:35:49,737 --> 00:35:51,648
but for some reason,
I don't feel any better.
602
00:35:51,824 --> 00:35:53,070
Of course, on the bright side,
603
00:35:53,243 --> 00:35:57,245
it keeps my zero-point-zero average
with women intact.
604
00:35:57,918 --> 00:36:01,789
Well, maybe you'd have better luck
if you didn't refer to us as a statistic.
605
00:36:01,966 --> 00:36:03,047
Just a thought.
606
00:36:03,218 --> 00:36:05,344
But you are a really great guy.
607
00:36:05,514 --> 00:36:09,433
Because a creep would've blamed me
for the ding, taken the money and ran.
608
00:36:09,605 --> 00:36:11,849
Especially after what I did.
609
00:36:12,026 --> 00:36:13,225
But you didn't.
610
00:36:13,403 --> 00:36:15,113
Creep? No.
611
00:36:15,281 --> 00:36:18,036
Schnook, probably.
612
00:36:18,203 --> 00:36:20,578
No, it makes you
an honest guy with character.
613
00:36:20,749 --> 00:36:22,245
And that's kind of refreshing.
614
00:36:22,418 --> 00:36:25,542
But you might wanna get
a few dates under your belt
615
00:36:25,716 --> 00:36:29,171
before you pull out the whole
Big Red's Cowboy Camp thing.
616
00:36:29,347 --> 00:36:30,428
But otherwise...
617
00:36:30,599 --> 00:36:32,429
Who knew the whole thing
would be so hard?
618
00:36:32,603 --> 00:36:35,311
It's hard for everybody, not just you.
619
00:36:35,733 --> 00:36:37,978
But if you ever want to talk...
620
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:40,315
- I mean, you have the number.
- Thanks.
621
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:42,902
- I might take you up on that.
- Good.
622
00:36:56,436 --> 00:36:58,431
Why does Sam have
black fingerprints on his head?
623
00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:00,352
Newsprint.
624
00:37:00,526 --> 00:37:02,107
What happened to Miles?
625
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,361
Change of plans.
626
00:37:03,532 --> 00:37:05,443
Lucy decided
he wasn't her type after all.
627
00:37:05,619 --> 00:37:07,661
- She asked you to tell him that?
- No, I offered.
628
00:37:07,831 --> 00:37:09,826
- I knew it'd be hard for her.
- How nice.
629
00:37:10,001 --> 00:37:13,125
I'm just a little surprised Lucy waited
until her date was in the driveway
630
00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:15,128
before she had her sister
go cancel on him.
631
00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:17,262
She's usually
more considerate than that.
632
00:37:17,431 --> 00:37:19,260
Yes, I am.
633
00:37:22,899 --> 00:37:25,523
Okay, so I sort of tweaked Miles' car
in the school parking lot,
634
00:37:25,695 --> 00:37:27,275
but I left a note for him to call me.
635
00:37:27,448 --> 00:37:29,408
And when he did,
all he could talk about
636
00:37:29,577 --> 00:37:32,071
was how much he wanted
to go out with Lucy.
637
00:37:32,248 --> 00:37:33,661
I mentioned it, and they went out.
638
00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:36,079
And as it turns out,
I didn't even touch his car.
639
00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:38,880
So no damage, no date, no nothing.
640
00:37:39,052 --> 00:37:41,380
So you just coerced your sister
into going out on a date
641
00:37:41,556 --> 00:37:45,179
so you could avoid taking responsibility
for your own actions?
642
00:37:45,355 --> 00:37:47,433
It's not like
she didn't wanna go out with him.
643
00:37:48,652 --> 00:37:51,360
- Totally.
- I don't care. You're older.
644
00:37:51,532 --> 00:37:53,527
You're supposed to be more mature
and experienced.
645
00:37:53,703 --> 00:37:55,365
Even if your younger sister
were willing,
646
00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:58,663
I expect you to make the right decision
for everyone involved.
647
00:37:58,837 --> 00:38:02,042
But instead, you decided to lie
too many times to count
648
00:38:02,217 --> 00:38:04,343
and use your sister
and an innocent guy.
649
00:38:04,513 --> 00:38:07,470
And now you're trying
to defend that decision?
650
00:38:07,643 --> 00:38:08,808
Interesting choice.
651
00:38:08,979 --> 00:38:10,809
I didn't mean for anybody to get hurt.
652
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,319
A family's a lot like a pond.
653
00:38:14,488 --> 00:38:19,036
If something happens to one of us,
it's like dropping a stone in that pond.
654
00:38:19,205 --> 00:38:20,750
It makes ripples.
655
00:38:20,916 --> 00:38:23,457
And no matter what you did
or didn't mean to do,
656
00:38:23,629 --> 00:38:28,759
those ripples inevitably extend
outwards and touch other people.
657
00:38:28,930 --> 00:38:32,184
Now, Lucy learned that lesson
from you at Miles' expense.
658
00:38:32,812 --> 00:38:33,977
Now it's your turn.
659
00:38:34,148 --> 00:38:36,190
Go help your brother and sister
with their route.
660
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,439
Why?
They wanted the paper route, not me.
661
00:38:38,614 --> 00:38:39,944
Because I'm asking you to.
662
00:38:40,116 --> 00:38:42,575
And because 20 minutes of your time
will save them one hour.
663
00:38:42,746 --> 00:38:44,742
Maybe if you watch them,
you might learn something
664
00:38:44,917 --> 00:38:47,375
about commitment to someone
other than yourself,
665
00:38:47,546 --> 00:38:49,874
diligence and compassion.
666
00:38:50,927 --> 00:38:52,673
I'm really sorry.
667
00:38:52,847 --> 00:38:54,889
I know that it's not enough, but I am.
668
00:38:55,059 --> 00:38:58,064
No, it's not enough.
But at least you know that.
669
00:39:03,991 --> 00:39:05,867
Why does Sam
have fingerprints on his head?
670
00:39:06,036 --> 00:39:08,411
Never mind. Are you really
that desperate for a date
671
00:39:08,582 --> 00:39:11,254
that you'd go out with someone
you have no real interest in?
672
00:39:11,421 --> 00:39:12,502
Yes?
673
00:39:13,758 --> 00:39:16,846
Goddess.
Mom, he called me a goddess.
674
00:39:17,014 --> 00:39:19,554
Plus, I was trying to help Mary.
675
00:39:19,728 --> 00:39:21,473
And mostly I was...
676
00:39:21,647 --> 00:39:23,393
...just being pathetic.
677
00:39:24,485 --> 00:39:26,611
Well, it sounds like you could
use something to do
678
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:29,275
besides thinking about
your dateless self.
679
00:39:38,635 --> 00:39:41,805
I thought you guys were going
to the board of trustees vote.
680
00:39:41,974 --> 00:39:44,812
Well, I figured Dad
would give us the blow-by-blow later.
681
00:39:46,106 --> 00:39:47,602
- I need a favour.
- Name it.
682
00:39:58,377 --> 00:40:00,622
- Oh, thanks.
- You're welcome.
683
00:40:02,676 --> 00:40:04,304
Thanks, Simon.
684
00:40:10,315 --> 00:40:11,977
- Yeah.
- All right.
685
00:40:12,486 --> 00:40:14,315
Thank you, son.
686
00:40:43,498 --> 00:40:45,540
Vampire.
687
00:40:46,253 --> 00:40:47,880
Harpy.
688
00:40:53,557 --> 00:40:55,553
Is there anything else
to take into consideration
689
00:40:55,728 --> 00:40:57,769
before adjourning to vote?
690
00:40:59,442 --> 00:41:01,105
Yes?
691
00:41:01,529 --> 00:41:04,450
I'm Eric Camden. I'm the minister
at Glen Oak Community Church.
692
00:41:04,618 --> 00:41:05,699
With all due respect,
693
00:41:05,870 --> 00:41:08,744
I think we can all guess
what the minister's gonna say.
694
00:41:08,917 --> 00:41:12,290
I was gonna say
that Jack Brenner's a friend of mine.
695
00:41:12,465 --> 00:41:14,376
A convenient time
to have you for a friend.
696
00:41:14,552 --> 00:41:16,796
And I don't like what he did. So.
697
00:41:17,432 --> 00:41:19,474
- Should he be punished?
- Yes.
698
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,556
- Yes.
- He should.
699
00:41:22,023 --> 00:41:23,519
How?
700
00:41:24,236 --> 00:41:28,237
How much? By whom?
And who gets to decide?
701
00:41:28,409 --> 00:41:30,950
And when will it be enough?
But then, wait a minute.
702
00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:33,913
Isn't this a private matter?
703
00:41:34,086 --> 00:41:36,544
Shouldn't he and his family
have the right
704
00:41:36,715 --> 00:41:38,425
to deal with this privately?
705
00:41:38,593 --> 00:41:43,011
Well, then again, it involves
his position at the university
706
00:41:43,185 --> 00:41:45,014
and a student in attendance here,
707
00:41:45,188 --> 00:41:48,109
so the whole thing gets
a little grey and very public.
708
00:41:48,278 --> 00:41:51,732
And the only things
that these questions seem to get us
709
00:41:51,908 --> 00:41:53,785
are more questions.
710
00:41:53,954 --> 00:41:57,575
And I have to tell you, I've thought
of nothing but these questions
711
00:41:57,752 --> 00:42:00,162
since the whole thing came out.
712
00:42:00,465 --> 00:42:03,256
And I don't have the answers.
I have opinions.
713
00:42:03,429 --> 00:42:04,806
And opinions aren't enough.
714
00:42:04,973 --> 00:42:08,642
And then it occurred to me that...
715
00:42:08,813 --> 00:42:11,651
...maybe we as human beings
were never meant
716
00:42:11,818 --> 00:42:14,858
to try to answer
these kinds of questions.
717
00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:17,740
Maybe we're supposed to look
to something higher,
718
00:42:17,913 --> 00:42:21,285
like the law, because...
719
00:42:23,964 --> 00:42:28,797
Because the law protects us
from our most human self,
720
00:42:28,973 --> 00:42:31,681
from the self that falls short
of expectations,
721
00:42:31,853 --> 00:42:34,145
from the self that makes mistakes,
722
00:42:34,316 --> 00:42:36,311
and from the self that says,
"an eye for an eye,
723
00:42:36,486 --> 00:42:38,896
and while you're at it, get two."
724
00:42:39,074 --> 00:42:41,116
I've heard a lot
of Bible-thumping lately,
725
00:42:41,286 --> 00:42:43,245
and quoting and misquoting.
726
00:42:43,414 --> 00:42:45,209
Because, conveniently for some,
727
00:42:45,377 --> 00:42:49,046
the Bible can be punishing
when we can't. When we're...
728
00:42:49,926 --> 00:42:52,681
...out of compassion or weakness,
729
00:42:52,847 --> 00:42:56,434
tempted to vary our ethics
depending on the situation.
730
00:42:57,021 --> 00:43:01,605
Ironically, the law can be merciful
when we're tempted to be vengeful.
731
00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,324
And right now, who isn't tempted?
732
00:43:03,491 --> 00:43:06,745
In one selfish, unthinking act,
733
00:43:06,914 --> 00:43:08,576
Jack Brenner's behaviour forced us
734
00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:11,505
to try to answer questions
that never should've been asked.
735
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:14,843
When all's said and done,
we're no better off.
736
00:43:15,429 --> 00:43:17,306
No smarter, no safer,
737
00:43:17,474 --> 00:43:20,846
no happier for having debated
and name-called
738
00:43:21,022 --> 00:43:24,228
and beat each other up
with the Bible and the law
739
00:43:24,403 --> 00:43:26,113
and our interpretations of both.
740
00:43:26,281 --> 00:43:27,694
But...
741
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:35,338
Like ripples in a pond,
that's the way it is with families.
742
00:43:36,299 --> 00:43:40,003
It doesn't matter that Jack Brenner
never meant to hurt anyone.
743
00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:43,434
The inherent connection
between all human beings
744
00:43:43,603 --> 00:43:46,227
guarantees that someone
will get hurt.
745
00:43:46,399 --> 00:43:50,104
Because we are,
whether we like it or not, one family--
746
00:43:50,281 --> 00:43:51,446
The human family.
747
00:43:51,617 --> 00:43:54,158
--and what happens to one of us,
748
00:43:54,330 --> 00:43:57,085
one way or another,
happens to us all.
749
00:43:58,504 --> 00:44:02,340
I expect someone as smart
as Jack Brenner to remember that.
750
00:44:03,554 --> 00:44:05,015
I...
751
00:44:05,182 --> 00:44:08,222
I hope this board does.
752
00:44:08,272 --> 00:44:12,822
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