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[BARKING]
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[GROWLING]
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Biological and chemical warfare has been
getting a bloody nose in the world press.
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But I think
we're gonna change all that.
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Okay.
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[GAS HISSING]
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This is the Army's new will gas.
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Code name: BG30.
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[BARKING]
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With this gas, we can chemically induce
our opponents to lose their will to win.
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Now, you see?
An angry dog becomes docile.
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And no side effects.
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It's ready for testing on human beings.
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I don't think I have to draw
you gentlemen any pictures...
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...as to the far-reaching
psychological applications to all this.
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[BUZZING]
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[ALARM WAILING]
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[COUGHING]
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HAWKS:
What's going on out here?
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Where'd that truck come from?
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Security guard. Security guard.
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[GAS HISSING]
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HAWKS:
Gentlemen, be careful on the way back.
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Oh. Here you are, Mr. Alexander.
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We don't know
what happened around he--
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We're sending you gentlemen back
in separate cars as a security precaution.
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I'd appreciate it
if you'd treat this as top-secret.
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Stop here, please.
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Yes, Mr. Alexander.
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- Time for refreshments.
- Yes, Mr. Alexander.
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[CORK POPS]
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If I may be permitted to say,
Mr. Alexander...
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...you could use a few days of relaxation.
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You've been working very,
very hard lately.
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I have a few more steps of my plan
to be executed, Parviz.
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It's not so simple
to conquer the world today...
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...as it was for Alexander the Great.
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Life is a great deal more complicated.
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But this gas
should make things easier for me.
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These films just came in on the relay
from base security.
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They were taken outside the laboratory.
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These gentlemen are clear at this point.
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However, I've detailed men
to check them out completely.
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Now, here's our Mr. Alexander.
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Very different kettle of fish.
Somewhat of a mystery man, it appears.
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He owns an industrial empire.
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Finance, shipping, chemicals, mining.
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Yet nobody seems to know much
about him.
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Well, I'd say that
the Army's public information program...
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...on biological warfare
was off to a rather shaky start.
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They invite three of their top suppliers
of chemicals to a private showing...
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...and then one of them steals
their newest product.
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Other than the process of elimination...
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...is there anything else that points directly
at our Mr. Alexander?
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WAVERLY:
Oh, yes.
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About three-quarters of a gallon
of BG30 will gas was stolen.
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A briefcase full?
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- Well, that's quite an assumption.
WAVERLY: Yes, isn't it?
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Alexander was the only one
of the three men...
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...carrying a receptacle large enough
to hold that amount of gas.
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This stone tablet.
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What have you found out
about this tablet?
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ILLYA: Our Archeological Department
recommends...
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...that for a definitive analysis
of the markings...
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...we should submit the tablet
to a Mr. Kavon...
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...at the Artifacts Library
at the University of Athens.
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Well, that seems a reasonable place
for you to start, Mr. Kuryakin.
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See if you can discover
how it relates to the stolen gas.
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- Which leaves me with--
- Mr. Alexander.
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SOLO: Mm-hm.
WAVERLY: We have his local address.
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It's very important
to recover the gas, Mr. Solo.
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Enough of it was stolen to cause
considerable difficulty if handled improperly.
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Its composition is top-secret.
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Anyone who possesses it
could have it analyzed.
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Well, I'll find Alexander,
and if he has the gas...
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...I'll be sure and ask him to return it.
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PARVIZ:
Move, move, please. Hurry, hurry.
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Ah! Oh! Oh!
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For that, no tip, my friend.
No tip at all.
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I hope Mr. Alexander
makes his flight in time.
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PARVIZ:
Just call for our car, please.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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DOORMAN:
Hey.
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Please stop that girl.
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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SOLO:
Allow me.
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[WOMEN SCREAM]
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I have an appointment.
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You can tell Alexander
he knows the price for this.
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And put away that gun.
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- Wait! Don't open that.
- Why not? I've earned it.
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These are all the papers
we sent him, Arnold.
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For 18 months, I have been trying
to serve him with a subpoena...
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...and get my settlement papers signed.
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For 18 months!
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You mean, that's why
you stole that briefcase?
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To force him into a meeting
with your lawyer?
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Exactly. He is crazy.
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I mean, really crazy.
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He thinks he's some sort of modern-dress
version of Alexander the Great.
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- Now, now, Tracey.
- And I gave him my inheritance.
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- I must be crazier than he is.
- Tracey. Tracey, please.
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Now, you will further inform Mr. Alexander
that Mrs. Alexander's inheritance...
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...from her former husband,
the late maharajah of--
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- I don't mean to interrupt.
- What's the name of that country?
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But I am neither with
or for Mr. Alexander.
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CLAXON: Oh?
- I'm Napoleon Solo, with the U.N.C.L.E.
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Ah. My favorite charity.
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Listen, dear, I'm sorry,
but I'm afraid I'm already overcommitted.
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Mr. Solo is with a secret
international organization.
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TRACEY: Really?
- Yes.
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And we're interested in finding out
about Mr. Alexander.
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That'll take an organization.
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But if there's anything I can do--
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Could you tell us
about his business activities?
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Well, I-- I know that he's very successful.
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Uh-huh. Is there anything else?
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- He travels a great deal.
- Ah.
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Good. Do you know
where he happens to be going now?
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Well, he usually goes to his villa
in Alexander's Greece...
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...about this time of the year.
And then he disappears.
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He's a creature of habit.
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Well, thank you for your help,
Mrs. Alexander. Mr...?
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- Claxon.
- Claxon.
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Why can't we join forces, Mr. Solo?
After all, I am his estranged wife.
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And that should count for something.
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Well, that's very tempting,
but I'm afraid it's a bit too dangerous.
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Well, if you can't see yourself clear....
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Good luck, Mr. Solo.
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Well, thank you. Good luck to you.
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TRACEY:
Taxi.
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Follow that spy.
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KAVON: Very odd piece
you have here, Mr. Kuryakin.
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I have the acid-test results
from our laboratory.
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Oh, no, no, no. No, thank you.
I prefer to run my own tests, you know.
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Can you make a preliminary evaluation?
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Oh, no, not yet.
In a day or two, perhaps.
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You see, I'm not as fleet as I used to be.
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An old athletic injury.
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I got it playing lacrosse
when I was an undergraduate.
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I'm very sorry to hear that, professor.
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It is Mr. Kavon.
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Of course.
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You see, I was an instructor of Humanities,
but the universities forced me out...
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...because of my social theories.
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So I turned to archeology,
an old avocation...
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...and I became a world's authority.
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Thank you for your cooperation.
I'll be in touch with you.
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What do you think of the human condition,
Mr. Kuryakin?
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I'm in favor of it.
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WOMAN [OVER PA]: --via London is now
in its final loading stages at Gate 1 1.
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Passengers of Flight 10 to Madrid
via London...
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...please report to Gate 1 1.
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Your husband wants to see you,
Mrs. Alexander.
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[PARVIZ SPEAKS IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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That's not necessary. Put it away.
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Alexander has opened his villa.
He's giving a reception tonight...
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...in honor of his neighbor, Prince Phanong,
and his French wife, Princess Nicole.
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What's the matter? You lose something?
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Yeah, if I'm lucky.
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PARVIZ: Dimitri, you and George,
around to the other buildings.
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[CROWD GASPING
AND CHATTERING]
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WOMAN [OVER PA]: Passengers
for polar route Flight 9 to Paris...
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...may now board at Gate 15.
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I believe this piece of baggage is mine.
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I know what you want.
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I may give it to you.
I'm almost prepared to forgive you.
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Forgive me?
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You deserted me.
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[TRACEY GASPS
AND CLEARS THROAT]
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I admit it was a novel experience.
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No one has ever dared
to do that to me before.
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But Alexander the Great did,
on occasions, forgive transgressors.
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I will forgive you.
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Well, since you put it that way--
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You might try to remember
that it is he with the power who forgives.
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Oh, yes, I will. You can count on it.
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Now, I don't want to seem
to be too unromantic or anything...
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...but I would like back
what I put into our marriage.
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You remember, the million dollars.
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A million dollars means so much to you?
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Well, when it's the only million dollars
you've got, yes.
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Say, I just happen to have a copy
of the settlement papers right here.
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There is one condition.
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Perhaps I should call it a favor.
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Let's just call it a condition.
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What is it?
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The party that I'm giving tonight
to honor Prince and Princess Phanong...
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...has special significance for me.
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The princess is an admirer of mine.
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The prince, however,
is an obsessively jealous man...
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...who misinterprets
the princess's appreciation of me.
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Well, just how much
does she admire you?
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- She worships me.
- Really?
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I allow it because I think it's healthy
for a young girl to have an idol.
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Exactly what is it you want me to do?
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It's important
that you hostess this party...
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...and keep the prince's mind
off his petty jealousies.
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You will do this small thing for me
and I will sign the paper...
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...after the party.
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Thank you. That is a promise, isn't it?
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So it shall be written, so it shall be done.
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All right, I'll go through the back.
Keep an eye out for Alexander's wife.
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She may be around here somewhere.
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Avoid her.
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I will.
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Good hunting.
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TRACEY: --and then no one
has ever seen him since.
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Excuse me.
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How do you do? I'm Mrs. Alexander.
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Oh, I've heard a great deal about you.
I am Illya Kuryakin. At your service.
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Will Mrs. Kuryakin be joining us?
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Please, do not neglect your other guests
on account of me.
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You're-- You're not Count Kuryakin
by any chance?
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Of course.
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Well, then you must
let me get you a drink.
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No. No, thank you.
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But you must be thirsty
after that long flight in...
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...from the Balkans, wasn't it?
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From America.
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I own a chain of radio stations
in Oklahoma.
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Have you been there?
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Well, no. I've never been there myself,
but my friends who have...
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...tell me you get
wonderful radio reception there.
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Really?
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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PARVIZ: Make sure the doors to the garden
and other rooms are all open.
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Hurry up and do that, please.
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Music.
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
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Lights.
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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Rainfall.
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[RAINDROPS PATTERING]
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[PATTERING STOPS]
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Tranquilizer mist.
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Ah. I'll take his word for it.
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[SLURRING]
How do you get back to this party?
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Can you show me?
I'm having a great time.
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Yes, I see you are, sir.
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00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,198
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
The party is over this way.
242
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,864
- Are you having a good time?
- Yes, very good.
243
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,044
- Thank you for the escort.
- You're welcome.
244
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,475
Call me. You're a good-looking guy.
I like you.
245
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,638
[MUSIC PLAYING]
246
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,382
New York.
247
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,426
New York. I remember him.
248
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,165
My pistol. Dimitri.
249
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,967
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
250
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,144
I see you two have found each other.
251
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,478
Mr. Solo.
252
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:29,053
I've been spotted.
253
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:32,020
Well, she's everything you said she was.
254
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,989
Oh, no.
255
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,823
You're not another spy.
256
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:41,430
Well, it may be very good espionage...
257
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,536
...but it is very poor manners.
258
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,129
Ladies and gentlemen.
259
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:51,244
It's time for our game of chess.
260
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,402
[MUSIC STOPS]
[CROWD CHATTERING]
261
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,345
Will the pawns come out, please?
262
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,752
Those of you who wish to play
the remaining pieces...
263
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:09,328
...will find the proper accoutrements
on that table over there.
264
00:22:10,596 --> 00:22:14,590
Would you honor me
by taking position as my queen?
265
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,793
Of course.
266
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:22,102
ALEXANDER:
As your host...
267
00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:26,242
...it is my responsibility
to play any challenger.
268
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:32,446
Please, my reputation
is somewhat overstated.
269
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:35,110
Won't someone please accept
the challenge?
270
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,621
I'll accept the challenge.
271
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:07,215
That man. An U.N.C.L.E. agent.
272
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,877
Oh, really?
273
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:12,252
The question is, can he play chess?
274
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:20,128
White moves first, Mr...?
275
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,734
Solo.
276
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:27,298
Pawn to King Four.
277
00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:33,908
Pawn to King Four.
278
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:41,480
Knight to Queen's Bishop Three.
279
00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:48,292
Knight to Queen's Bishop Three.
280
00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:58,200
SOLO:
Queen to Knight Eight.
281
00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:08,345
Looks like I have you in check,
doesn't it?
282
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:12,844
You're bluffing. That can be fatal.
283
00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:15,078
I'll take your queen.
284
00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,780
Rook takes queen.
285
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:29,096
Well, we all have to make sacrifices.
286
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:33,000
Knight to Bishop Seven.
287
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:40,706
Checkmate.
288
00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:42,848
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
289
00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:49,319
Bravo. Bravo!
290
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,252
Bravo.
291
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,729
The first game is yours, Mr. Solo.
292
00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:00,963
[MUSIC PLAYING]
293
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,737
To the victors.
294
00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,874
Of course.
295
00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,611
Waiter.
296
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:26,782
Just how do you want him killed?
297
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,155
I have something
much more interesting in mind.
298
00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:31,559
I'll call Athens and arrange for a rematch.
299
00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:36,168
- Are you still going to the rock quarry?
- Yes. You will meet me there tomorrow.
300
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:49,306
Our host just disappeared into the house.
301
00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:51,450
Scusi.
302
00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:57,615
I will kill any man
who makes indecent advances to my wife.
303
00:25:57,790 --> 00:26:00,123
Let this be a warning to you.
304
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,091
Well, I tell you,
you're in luck that I'm a busy man.
305
00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,128
[CROWD MURMURING]
306
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:19,839
I found this in his incense burner.
307
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:22,004
My settlement papers.
308
00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:24,013
I was so close.
309
00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:29,121
If it wasn't for you two spies,
I'd have my papers signed by now.
310
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:31,985
- Where is he?
- Gone.
311
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,558
But I happen to know
where his driver's taking him.
312
00:26:34,726 --> 00:26:37,753
Uh-huh. Where?
313
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:41,423
I'll show you.
It's just a few hours' drive from here.
314
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,432
Of course, I have to change my clothes.
315
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,333
I wouldn't be caught in a rock quarry
wearing this.
316
00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:51,136
No, it's too dangerous a trip
for a frail thing like you.
317
00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:55,211
I won't tell you where they're going
unless you take me with you.
318
00:26:58,016 --> 00:27:01,145
I'm not above blackmail.
That's part of my charm.
319
00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:22,372
[GUARD SPEAKING IN GREEK]
320
00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:26,069
We took the turnoff at Athens just
so my wife could see a rock quarry here.
321
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,916
She's not gonna give me a moment's peace
unless she can see a rock quarry.
322
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:34,053
- I'm funny that way.
- I don't understand English.
323
00:27:34,219 --> 00:27:37,383
SOLO:
I don't speak Greek. I--
324
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,864
SOLO: You're very sneaky, you know that?
- How'd you do that?
325
00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:55,104
ILLYA:
Go.
326
00:28:20,465 --> 00:28:22,957
[METAL CLANGING]
327
00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:44,747
What do you want with us?
328
00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:47,392
Did our son send you?
329
00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:49,721
Your son?
330
00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:52,797
Alexander. He keeps us prisoners here.
331
00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:02,571
He was here a few minutes ago,
and then he flew away.
332
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,972
He does that every other week.
333
00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:08,307
Comes and stands
in the opening of the tunnel.
334
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,176
Doesn't say a word.
335
00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:12,147
And then he flies away.
336
00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:15,776
Oh, come on.
Let's get those chains off first.
337
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,589
- Just let me--
SOLO: Why don't you come over here?
338
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,954
- Sit down over there.
HARRY: Thank you very much.
339
00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:23,151
SOLO:
All right.
340
00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:24,990
TRACEY: Careful.
SOLO: Just sit down there.
341
00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:27,928
HARRY:
We certainly appreciate this.
342
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,831
- I'm Harry Baxter.
SOLO: How are you, Harry?
343
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:33,563
- Napoleon Solo is my name.
- This is my wife, Miriam.
344
00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:35,105
How do you, Mrs. Baxter?
345
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,539
This is Illya Kuryakin.
He'll pick your lock.
346
00:29:37,709 --> 00:29:40,736
- I need a hairpin.
SOLO: And this is Tracey Alexander.
347
00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:42,972
She's your son's wife.
Did you know that?
348
00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:46,243
Oh? Oh, how do you do, my dear?
349
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:49,684
How do you do? It's in name only.
We're separated now.
350
00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:52,256
Well, I do hope
you don't judge the whole family...
351
00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:54,655
...because of what Alexander has done.
352
00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:57,125
No, no, no.
Here, now let me wipe your forehead.
353
00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,492
You must be very warm.
354
00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:02,825
Why did Alexander put you in here
in the first place?
355
00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,230
I don't know.
356
00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:07,635
Three months ago, he invited me
and my wife to come and see him.
357
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:11,766
And he made us promise that we
wouldn't tell anybody we were his parents.
358
00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:14,310
We thought he was ashamed of us.
359
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,471
He wouldn't even use the family name...
360
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:20,016
...and it's not like his own father
was a failure.
361
00:30:20,185 --> 00:30:24,816
Why, we own a large appliance store
in Dayton, Ohio.
362
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:30,293
Well, anyway, we came over and he said,
"Get dressed, I'm taking you out."
363
00:30:30,462 --> 00:30:33,227
Then he hustled us in here
without hardly a word.
364
00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:34,991
I don't know why.
365
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:39,632
You sacrifice all your life
to raise a child.
366
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,967
Your ankle's a little bit swollen.
Here's your hairpin.
367
00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:45,838
We'll take care of it in Athens.
368
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,707
SOLO: Let's get out of here.
ILLYA: Yep.
369
00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:49,745
TRACEY: Here, let me--
SOLO: Here you go, Harry.
370
00:30:49,915 --> 00:30:52,043
Just hold on there.
371
00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:17,442
All right, keep your heads down
and hold on.
372
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:28,410
[GUNFIRE]
373
00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:38,964
Can we lose them in the tunnel?
374
00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:55,504
Bandits at 3 o'clock.
375
00:31:57,315 --> 00:31:58,840
I'll try an evasive action.
376
00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,887
He must have hit our gas tank.
We're almost empty.
377
00:32:40,058 --> 00:32:41,822
Let's make a stand.
378
00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:44,121
Brace yourselves.
379
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:08,954
Hey.
380
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,351
I cut my finger.
381
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:15,950
- Are you all right?
SOLO: How are you?
382
00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:18,323
MIRIAM: I guess so.
- Sorry about the noise.
383
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,728
[MIRIAM GASPS]
384
00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:24,131
Oh, he's always been such a good boy.
385
00:33:24,302 --> 00:33:27,534
Really, he never did
anything like this before.
386
00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:29,572
How are we going to get out of here?
387
00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:32,267
I'll bet there isn't an auto club
in the whole country.
388
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:35,676
I'll simply put in a call
to U.N.C.L.E. headquarters in Athens and....
389
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:40,248
Here you are.
A one-way ticket to New York.
390
00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:44,219
Oh, you can't do this to me, you beast.
I'm a lady in distress.
391
00:33:44,389 --> 00:33:47,951
Well, as we say around the office,
you've outlived your usefulness.
392
00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:52,222
Stop thinking of your own selfish interests
and start thinking of my selfish interests.
393
00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:54,866
Now, I want my million dollars back
from Alexander.
394
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:58,834
And I wanna get the BG30 gas from him.
395
00:33:59,004 --> 00:34:00,836
It might cause you to get in the way...
396
00:34:01,006 --> 00:34:03,669
...and sometimes when you get
in the way, you get killed.
397
00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:05,970
Oh, I don't wanna hear any more reasons.
398
00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:09,672
By the way,
what do all those crazy numbers mean?
399
00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:11,680
- You don't know?
- No.
400
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,842
[BEEPING]
401
00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:17,719
- What is that?
- Um, here.
402
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,949
Overseas relay signal.
403
00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:23,254
- Probably from New York.
- Really?
404
00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:29,330
Mr. Solo?
405
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,094
[STATIC CRACKLING]
406
00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:36,264
We've checked out Alexander's family
under the name of Baxter...
407
00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:39,172
...and haven't found anything unusual.
408
00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:40,607
What do you have to report?
409
00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:44,773
Well, the Athens office
has checked out the villa and the quarry...
410
00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:46,851
...and hasn't found anything new either.
411
00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:48,275
How will you proceed?
412
00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:51,321
I think we should refer back
to the stone-tablet inscriptions.
413
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,425
We're meeting with Mr. Kavon
at the university this afternoon.
414
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,960
If we find anything positive,
I'll report back.
415
00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:59,927
Good. I'll be waiting, Mr. Solo.
416
00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:05,162
I have Alexander's parents
aboard the plane.
417
00:35:11,142 --> 00:35:13,168
Where's Tracey?
418
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:16,077
You know,
I'm glad you asked that question.
419
00:35:25,523 --> 00:35:28,254
That's fascinating, Mr. Kavon.
420
00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:31,487
Would you mind explaining it
to my friends?
421
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,734
Welcome back, Mr. Kuryakin.
422
00:35:36,901 --> 00:35:38,563
My associate, Mr. Solo.
423
00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:40,603
How do you do?
424
00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:44,368
I was just telling
your charming associate here...
425
00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:47,068
...about the carvings on the tablet.
426
00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:50,215
But if you would step over here...
427
00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:54,410
...you would find it a little clearer
on this enlarged photograph.
428
00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:56,111
Don't you find carvings exciting?
429
00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:58,552
You wouldn't rather be
somewhere more comfortable?
430
00:35:58,723 --> 00:36:00,089
New York, for instance? Hm?
431
00:36:00,258 --> 00:36:02,818
I think I have a more promising future
here with you.
432
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:05,020
And I'm a very determined girl.
433
00:36:05,196 --> 00:36:07,097
She's everything you said she was, Illya.
434
00:36:07,265 --> 00:36:11,168
Now, by my findings,
the tablet, it would appear...
435
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:14,568
...comes from a tomb built
to honor Spyros...
436
00:36:14,739 --> 00:36:17,334
...an ancient Greek god of morality.
437
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:20,673
What is the significance
of the number on the stone?
438
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,876
- Very puzzling.
- Where is this tomb?
439
00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:29,118
Spyros was never a very popular god...
440
00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:32,382
...and it is only recently that
the Ministry of Culture...
441
00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:34,150
...uncovered the entrance.
442
00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:38,729
It is on the Island of Minos,
not far from here.
443
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,593
Thank you, Mr. Kavon.
444
00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:43,462
I have a feeling we'll find all
of our answers at the tomb.
445
00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:45,365
TRACEY:
Wait. You're not leaving without me.
446
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:46,732
Goodbye, doctor. Goodbye.
447
00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:48,168
But I can be of great help.
448
00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:53,039
Of course, you realize that the Spyros tomb
has not been fully explored.
449
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,578
There are several passages
and chambers...
450
00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,716
...that have not been
officially uncovered.
451
00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,976
And it is possible....
452
00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:03,849
Possible that somebody
found one of the main chambers...
453
00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:06,582
...and is keeping it a secret.
454
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:11,488
Well, then perhaps you would consent
to be our guide, Mr. Kavon.
455
00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:16,033
Oh, no. Thank you.
I would only slow you down in your work.
456
00:37:16,801 --> 00:37:19,270
On the contrary,
you'd be a great help, Mr. Kavon.
457
00:37:20,205 --> 00:37:22,071
Very well.
458
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:27,577
The truth is, I find the academic side
of all this very intriguing.
459
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,374
Thank you.
460
00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:32,813
Good, I'll just go change
and meet you at the tomb.
461
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:52,530
- We must be careful as to where we step.
SOLO: I can't see wh--
462
00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:54,935
KAVON:
Because the citizens of ancient Hellas...
463
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,472
SOLO:
Cobwebs.
464
00:37:56,641 --> 00:38:00,078
...arranged the passages
in their sacred temples...
465
00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:03,738
...so that if an infidel were to trespass...
466
00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,474
...he would-- Please.
467
00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:10,418
--unwittingly trap himself
by stepping on the wrong stone.
468
00:38:10,588 --> 00:38:13,080
TRACEY:
Well, isn't that hideous?
469
00:38:13,258 --> 00:38:14,726
- Look out!
SOLO: Wait!
470
00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:21,522
That was rather nice.
471
00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:25,397
- We'll have to try it again sometime.
- It's my pleasure.
472
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:26,833
KAVON:
Yeah.
473
00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:29,839
This is one of the traps, all right.
474
00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:32,068
Someone must have stood
on the wrong stone.
475
00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:35,441
- How are we going to get out?
- Do not be too concerned.
476
00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:41,177
There are several passages
that will lead us to the entrance eventually.
477
00:38:41,352 --> 00:38:43,912
Ah, after you.
478
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,315
- Watch it.
ILLYA: Watch it.
479
00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:54,289
KAVON: Odd, isn't it?
TRACEY: Really.
480
00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:58,493
SOLO: I hate to bring up
annoying details, Mr. Kavon...
481
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:02,232
...but I have a distinct feeling
that we're trapped in here.
482
00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:05,900
KAVON: Yes, it would seem that way,
wouldn't it?
483
00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,911
Yeah. Huh.
484
00:39:10,315 --> 00:39:12,443
Mr. Solo, your flash--
485
00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:15,849
These-- Here is something interesting.
486
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,114
What is it? What?
487
00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:22,392
TRACEY: What is it?
- This looks like a code.
488
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,825
- What does it say?
KAVON: Hmm.
489
00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:27,989
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
490
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:31,330
Mmm.
491
00:39:31,502 --> 00:39:34,666
"Push here."
492
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,598
[RUMBLING]
493
00:39:36,774 --> 00:39:39,437
- Oh, no!
TRACEY: My goodness.
494
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:43,572
[KAVON YELLS]
[TRACEY SCREAMS]
495
00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:48,545
[SOLO COUGHS]
496
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,786
Shall we go this way?
497
00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:01,788
ALEXANDER:
The first game was yours, Mr. Solo.
498
00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:07,996
I think it's time for a rematch.
499
00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:11,837
My first move.
500
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:14,802
Mr. Kuryakin!
501
00:40:19,651 --> 00:40:21,415
Plays a very fast game, doesn't he?
502
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:24,317
Yes, and by his own rules.
503
00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:29,185
ALEXANDER:
Your move, Mr. Solo.
504
00:40:33,464 --> 00:40:35,330
Over here, Mr. Solo.
505
00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:39,594
I got it. One for you and one for me.
506
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,467
ALEXANDER:
And one to spare.
507
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,675
I'll take the one to the right.
508
00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:51,610
ALEXANDER:
Too bad, Mr. Solo.
509
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,119
Now it's my move, Mr. Solo.
510
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:01,953
I'll take your knight and your queen.
511
00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:15,329
One of these corridors
will lead you to your friends.
512
00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:17,134
The others....
513
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:21,473
Well, your move, Mr. Solo.
514
00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:03,416
I see you found your way here safely.
515
00:42:04,489 --> 00:42:05,957
I couldn't miss it.
516
00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:08,787
It's the only temple on the block.
517
00:42:09,794 --> 00:42:11,660
Where's our host?
518
00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:15,322
ALEXANDER:
You're right on time. I like that, Mr. Solo.
519
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:20,461
Good. I thought it might be nice
if we all got together for a little chat.
520
00:42:23,641 --> 00:42:25,701
Why don't you put the weapons away,
Mr. Solo?
521
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,642
Mr. Kavon has a gun pointed
at your back.
522
00:42:28,813 --> 00:42:31,282
- Mr. Kavon.
SOLO: I'm sure he has.
523
00:42:31,449 --> 00:42:33,975
But when he triggered the mechanism
in the corridor...
524
00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:37,418
...I took the opportunity
to jam the firing pin in the revolver.
525
00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:38,578
[GUN CLICKS]
526
00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:40,588
Please. Thank you.
527
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:44,393
I assumed you were trying
to lead us into a trap.
528
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,259
How did you assume that?
529
00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:50,759
First of all, the stone tablet
came from Alexander's rock quarry.
530
00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:52,801
I recognized the mineral composition.
531
00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:55,701
Also, I noticed Kavon walked
with a shuffle...
532
00:42:55,873 --> 00:42:58,809
...which may indicate that the man
spent some time in chains.
533
00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:02,469
I had our office check
with the state-prison security system...
534
00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:04,639
...and he does have a record.
535
00:43:04,816 --> 00:43:06,614
Rather elementary.
536
00:43:06,784 --> 00:43:08,753
I'm glad I didn't have to ask him that.
537
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,754
A relatively simple piece
of detective work.
538
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:14,119
No, it isn't.
539
00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:15,590
He's doing very well.
540
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,195
While you're at it,
what are all those numbers about?
541
00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:21,662
Oh, the Ten Commandments.
542
00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,165
TRACEY:
Ten Commandments?
543
00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:27,999
Yes, he broke the eighth commandment
when he stole gas from the Army.
544
00:43:28,172 --> 00:43:31,939
In case you don't know,
that's "thou shalt not steal."
545
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:35,877
And number five, honoring his mother
and father at the rock quarry.
546
00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:40,382
And number seven,
coveting his neighbor's wife at his villa.
547
00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:42,383
You're very well organized, aren't you?
548
00:43:42,553 --> 00:43:44,886
I'm sure Alexander
will explain the details later.
549
00:43:45,056 --> 00:43:47,616
Shall we move out into the lobby, or...?
550
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:50,660
That game of chess
taught me something about you, Mr. Solo.
551
00:43:50,828 --> 00:43:56,460
Like most people, you think that victory
can be won by simple direct moves.
552
00:43:56,901 --> 00:43:58,597
You'll never be a great man.
553
00:43:58,769 --> 00:43:59,896
[WHISTLES]
554
00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:08,211
Checkmate, Mr. Solo.
555
00:44:08,746 --> 00:44:10,510
[SOLO GROANS]
556
00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:13,547
ALEXANDER:
Take charge of them, Parviz.
557
00:44:13,718 --> 00:44:16,313
Over there, on your back.
558
00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:19,886
SOLO: There?
- Over there. Quick, on your back.
559
00:44:20,057 --> 00:44:21,821
Back.
560
00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:26,363
ALEXANDER: You see, you've only
scratched the surface, Mr. Solo.
561
00:44:26,531 --> 00:44:29,968
I am breaking
the universal law of morality--
562
00:44:30,134 --> 00:44:33,696
The Ten Commandments if you like.
--but for a special reason.
563
00:44:33,871 --> 00:44:38,434
That's good. I'd hate to see
all that energy go to waste.
564
00:44:38,609 --> 00:44:42,944
I decided to initiate a great design.
565
00:44:43,447 --> 00:44:47,214
I elected to break
each of the moral commandments...
566
00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:49,980
...and plan it that when I broke
the last commandment...
567
00:44:50,154 --> 00:44:53,056
...I would have a power base
from which I could rule the world.
568
00:44:53,224 --> 00:44:55,887
Well, it takes all kinds
to conquer the world.
569
00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:58,393
In my own grandiose way...
570
00:44:58,563 --> 00:45:01,965
...I have broken
every moral commandment.
571
00:45:02,133 --> 00:45:05,228
Except number seven,
which you interrupted...
572
00:45:05,403 --> 00:45:09,636
...but that will be executed
in fairly short order.
573
00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:15,212
And number six, "thou shalt not kill."
574
00:45:16,948 --> 00:45:19,110
Anyone we know?
575
00:45:19,283 --> 00:45:20,581
Possibly.
576
00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:23,744
I'll kill him myself
and walk away a free man.
577
00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:26,015
It's all part of my master plan.
578
00:45:26,190 --> 00:45:29,592
From that moment on,
I will be Alexander the Greater.
579
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,353
No one will stop me.
580
00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:33,896
It's going to be a fascinating experience.
581
00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:37,729
- What are you going to about Tracey?
- Tie them together.
582
00:45:38,135 --> 00:45:43,802
Mr. Kavon-- My Aristotle, if you like.
--and I are on our way to Washington.
583
00:45:43,975 --> 00:45:44,965
Goodbye.
584
00:45:45,142 --> 00:45:49,705
And you know how awkward it is
to get space without a reservation.
585
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,280
Lower the scimitar.
586
00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:10,229
I'm going to show you the heritage...
587
00:46:10,401 --> 00:46:13,166
...of the ancient cultures
of the Mediterranean.
588
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:18,805
Well, I tell you, I really wouldn't want
to inconvenience you here.
589
00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:21,201
Beautiful, is it not?
590
00:46:25,082 --> 00:46:27,881
It's razor-sharp, of course.
591
00:46:28,052 --> 00:46:30,248
It's a new steel process.
592
00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:34,825
I get 15 to 20 times more use
out of each one of these blades.
593
00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:41,563
Operates on the principle
of the lowering pendulum.
594
00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:46,295
Each swing lowers it a few inches
until eventually....
595
00:46:52,576 --> 00:46:57,139
Of course, there are some people
who might say...
596
00:46:57,315 --> 00:46:59,614
...this is torturous.
597
00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:05,087
Well, I tell you,
I really never listen to what people say.
598
00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:07,384
PARVIZ:
Mr. Solo.
599
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:12,958
Just the same,
I shall relieve your anxiety.
600
00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:15,827
Lower the rope of Pericles.
601
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,538
This is a little something we use...
602
00:47:26,711 --> 00:47:30,204
...for those who commit sacrilege
in our tombs.
603
00:47:31,882 --> 00:47:33,817
Raise them.
604
00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:37,550
- Faster, faster.
TRACEY: Ah!
605
00:47:42,126 --> 00:47:43,822
Tie it off.
606
00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:52,593
You see, the candle will burn
through the rope.
607
00:47:55,473 --> 00:47:57,635
But that is not all.
608
00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:02,036
[TRACEY SCREAMS]
609
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:08,117
PARVIZ:
Bottomless, of course, Mr. Solo.
610
00:48:12,623 --> 00:48:13,647
[CHUCKLES]
611
00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:15,486
There you are.
612
00:48:15,659 --> 00:48:20,461
I believe that should help
take your mind off the scimitar.
613
00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:23,601
[PARVIZ CHUCKLES]
614
00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:26,465
- Come.
MAN: Okay.
615
00:48:39,016 --> 00:48:41,247
It's no use.
616
00:48:48,692 --> 00:48:50,490
Now what are we gonna do?
617
00:48:50,661 --> 00:48:52,323
Well....
618
00:48:52,696 --> 00:48:54,392
Uh....
619
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,098
The best we can.
620
00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:03,824
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