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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:58,395 --> 00:01:00,019 If you were to ask the five best 3 00:01:00,021 --> 00:01:02,106 filmmakers in the world right now 4 00:01:02,108 --> 00:01:04,026 to make a movie like this, 5 00:01:04,818 --> 00:01:08,445 it, it wouldn't even be in the same universe. 6 00:01:08,447 --> 00:01:10,197 I was blown away. Like, like three minutes in 7 00:01:10,199 --> 00:01:10,989 I turn to my friend and go, 8 00:01:10,991 --> 00:01:11,948 "This is the fucking greatest movie 9 00:01:11,950 --> 00:01:13,325 I've ever seen in my life." 10 00:01:13,327 --> 00:01:17,245 It has withstood, like, ten years. 11 00:01:17,247 --> 00:01:19,164 And people are still watching a movie 12 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,248 and talking about a movie. 13 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,501 People aren't doing that about whatever won the Oscar 14 00:01:22,503 --> 00:01:24,128 for Best Picture ten years ago. 15 00:01:24,130 --> 00:01:25,962 What genius is behind this? 16 00:01:25,964 --> 00:01:27,256 Tommy wanted to break... 17 00:01:27,258 --> 00:01:29,090 Tommy wanted to break barriers in filmmaking. 18 00:01:29,092 --> 00:01:31,426 I think that he had a very clear vision. 19 00:01:31,428 --> 00:01:33,052 He is a figure of mystery where, you know, 20 00:01:33,054 --> 00:01:34,846 you do wanna learn more about him. 21 00:01:34,848 --> 00:01:36,640 Who is this man? Who is this auteur? 22 00:01:36,642 --> 00:01:40,227 The kind of sheer ambition of it is... 23 00:01:40,229 --> 00:01:41,854 is incredible. 24 00:01:41,856 --> 00:01:44,355 The numbers probably prove 25 00:01:44,357 --> 00:01:47,525 how unlikely it is that you'll make it. 26 00:01:47,527 --> 00:01:48,819 If I had a time machine, I wouldn't 27 00:01:48,821 --> 00:01:51,697 go do a bunch of st... uh, stuff you... 28 00:01:51,699 --> 00:01:55,367 I would go back and try and get on that set, 29 00:01:55,369 --> 00:01:57,995 just to watch and feel what it was like. 30 00:01:57,997 --> 00:02:00,708 'Cause it has to be unbelievable. 31 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:08,123 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by Ahmed74 32 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:19,559 We'll hang ourselves tomorrow. Unless God-oh comes. 33 00:02:20,561 --> 00:02:22,438 And, and if he comes? 34 00:02:22,979 --> 00:02:24,023 We'll be saved. 35 00:02:24,357 --> 00:02:25,233 Well. 36 00:02:29,069 --> 00:02:30,696 Sh... Shall we go? 37 00:02:31,697 --> 00:02:32,907 Pull on your trousers. 38 00:02:33,573 --> 00:02:34,449 What? 39 00:02:34,991 --> 00:02:36,452 Pull on your trousers. 40 00:02:37,245 --> 00:02:39,160 You want me to pull off my trousers? 41 00:02:39,162 --> 00:02:41,247 I want you to stop. Stop. 42 00:02:41,249 --> 00:02:44,874 Jesus. That was painfully unremarkable. 43 00:02:44,876 --> 00:02:47,168 Rob. Y-You're like a robot. 44 00:02:47,170 --> 00:02:48,671 - Yeah. - And it's "Godot." 45 00:02:48,673 --> 00:02:50,049 - Sorry. - And Greg. 46 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:53,717 You're so scared. And so insecure. 47 00:02:53,719 --> 00:02:55,636 You're like a, like a wounded puppy. 48 00:02:55,638 --> 00:02:57,890 Do you even want to be an actor? 49 00:02:58,723 --> 00:03:00,433 Uh, yeah, m... more than anything. 50 00:03:00,435 --> 00:03:02,392 Okay, well, then it must be a big secret, 51 00:03:02,394 --> 00:03:04,436 because I can't tell at all. 52 00:03:04,438 --> 00:03:07,189 You've been coming to class for, like, two months now. 53 00:03:07,191 --> 00:03:08,773 And, um... 54 00:03:08,775 --> 00:03:12,319 you need to, to loosen up and relax. 55 00:03:12,321 --> 00:03:14,946 You gotta really just expose yourself 56 00:03:14,948 --> 00:03:16,781 or no one's ever gonna care. 57 00:03:16,783 --> 00:03:18,742 - Okay, Greg? - Yeah, okay. 58 00:03:18,744 --> 00:03:19,912 Okay. Thank you. 59 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:26,751 Okay, who here can really reveal themselves to the class? 60 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:28,253 Anybody? 61 00:03:29,756 --> 00:03:30,631 I go. 62 00:03:32,090 --> 00:03:35,260 Great. What do you have for us today, Thomas? 63 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:36,637 It Tommy. 64 00:03:36,888 --> 00:03:37,972 Always Tommy. 65 00:03:38,263 --> 00:03:39,681 You, come on, we do scene. 66 00:03:40,265 --> 00:03:41,184 Okay. 67 00:03:50,984 --> 00:03:51,985 What are we doing? 68 00:03:53,321 --> 00:03:54,155 Do you know? 69 00:03:54,572 --> 00:03:55,698 Just go with it. 70 00:04:02,788 --> 00:04:05,792 Stella. 71 00:04:07,501 --> 00:04:10,378 Stella! 72 00:04:12,006 --> 00:04:14,506 Stella! 73 00:04:14,508 --> 00:04:15,507 What is he doing? 74 00:04:15,509 --> 00:04:19,513 Stella! 75 00:04:20,097 --> 00:04:22,015 Stella! 76 00:04:24,143 --> 00:04:27,563 Stella! Stella! 77 00:04:32,234 --> 00:04:33,650 Oh, no. I think he's nailing it. 78 00:04:33,652 --> 00:04:34,862 Stella! 79 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,703 Stella. Stella. 80 00:04:55,215 --> 00:04:57,551 Don't ever leave me, baby. 81 00:04:59,177 --> 00:05:02,556 Uh... Thank you for that. 82 00:05:05,225 --> 00:05:06,059 Hey. 83 00:05:07,477 --> 00:05:08,728 Uh, e-excuse me. 84 00:05:09,063 --> 00:05:09,938 Tommy? 85 00:05:13,650 --> 00:05:14,526 Hey. 86 00:05:15,318 --> 00:05:16,862 Um, I'm... I'm Greg. 87 00:05:17,905 --> 00:05:20,073 Yeah. I see you in there. 88 00:05:20,866 --> 00:05:23,408 Um, I was, I was just wondering if you maybe 89 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,078 wanted to do a scene together? 90 00:05:28,039 --> 00:05:29,374 You want to do scene with me? 91 00:05:30,042 --> 00:05:30,917 Yeah. 92 00:05:34,088 --> 00:05:34,922 Okay. 93 00:05:38,008 --> 00:05:38,884 Okay. 94 00:05:39,676 --> 00:05:42,011 No blitzing! Hit it! Hit it! 95 00:05:42,013 --> 00:05:43,890 Yeah! That's my boy! 96 00:05:44,097 --> 00:05:45,638 What you got? 97 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,727 Oh, oh. Hey, hey. Car, car. Sidewalk. Sidewalk. 98 00:05:50,395 --> 00:05:51,646 Hey, j... Uh, give me a second, guys. 99 00:05:53,357 --> 00:05:54,275 Hey. 100 00:05:56,277 --> 00:05:57,610 All your friend little kid? 101 00:05:57,612 --> 00:06:00,069 Yeah, no, I was, I was just waiting for you. 102 00:06:00,071 --> 00:06:01,280 Okay. Get in. 103 00:06:01,282 --> 00:06:03,323 I, I thought we were just gonna do it at my place. 104 00:06:03,325 --> 00:06:04,494 No, I have to eat. 105 00:06:05,244 --> 00:06:07,121 Don't worry, I know a great place. You'll love it. 106 00:06:07,621 --> 00:06:08,580 O... Okay. 107 00:06:09,207 --> 00:06:10,122 And bring football. 108 00:06:10,124 --> 00:06:10,958 Sure 109 00:06:11,917 --> 00:06:12,874 All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go, guys. 110 00:06:12,876 --> 00:06:14,002 I'll see you guys later. 111 00:06:16,922 --> 00:06:17,923 Nice car. 112 00:06:19,299 --> 00:06:20,175 Why? You poor? 113 00:06:21,426 --> 00:06:23,011 Oh, no, just, you know, none of my friends have a car this nice. 114 00:06:23,888 --> 00:06:25,431 'Cause all your friends little kid. 115 00:06:25,972 --> 00:06:28,516 Yeah, no, I just mean it's expensive. 116 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:29,809 It's nice. That's, that's all. 117 00:06:29,811 --> 00:06:30,811 Don't talk about me. 118 00:06:31,395 --> 00:06:32,436 What? 119 00:06:32,438 --> 00:06:35,316 What I drive. What I say. What I do. 120 00:06:35,982 --> 00:06:38,443 Don't tell anybody. You understand, yeah? 121 00:06:38,652 --> 00:06:40,821 - Yeah, no, I... I won't. - Okay. 122 00:06:41,446 --> 00:06:44,157 And don't look at robot crab. He shy. 123 00:06:46,326 --> 00:06:47,661 Bye, little kids. 124 00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:54,710 So. Why you bring me here? 125 00:06:55,753 --> 00:06:56,796 Wha... What do you mean? 126 00:06:57,629 --> 00:06:58,505 Scene partner. 127 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:00,215 That joke? 128 00:07:01,217 --> 00:07:02,508 - No, not at all. - Then what, Greg? 129 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:03,553 I don't see point. 130 00:07:05,263 --> 00:07:07,763 Okay. Um... All right, listen. 131 00:07:07,765 --> 00:07:09,682 When, um, when I, when I get up 132 00:07:09,684 --> 00:07:11,766 on stage in front of people, 133 00:07:11,768 --> 00:07:13,561 it's like all I can think about is, uh, 134 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:16,564 "What if, what if they laugh at me or if I embarrass myself?" 135 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:20,359 Um, but you, man, you're, like, fucking fearless, and I just... 136 00:07:20,361 --> 00:07:21,696 I... I wanna feel that, too. 137 00:07:22,112 --> 00:07:25,823 I just, I want, I want that. I want what, what you have. 138 00:07:25,825 --> 00:07:27,198 And I just, I... I figured I could, 139 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,533 I could learn something from you. 140 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,203 - That's... That's it. - Oh, all right. 141 00:07:31,621 --> 00:07:33,081 - Yeah. - Let's do scene. 142 00:07:34,374 --> 00:07:36,334 Oh, you wanna, you wanna do a scene here? 143 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:38,836 Are you not dedicated actor? 144 00:07:38,838 --> 00:07:39,881 I'm dedicated. I just... There... 145 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:42,338 You know, there's other people eating, and I just don't... 146 00:07:42,340 --> 00:07:43,465 I don't care about these people. 147 00:07:43,467 --> 00:07:44,718 Come on. You have to do it. 148 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:46,845 O... Okay. Yeah. 149 00:07:47,054 --> 00:07:50,138 I'll play the man, The Lightning-Rod Man. 150 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:52,223 And you play this other one with the Z. 151 00:07:52,225 --> 00:07:54,350 Uh, Zechariah. Zechariah. 152 00:07:54,352 --> 00:07:55,437 - Yeah. - Okay. 153 00:07:55,813 --> 00:07:56,898 Good day, sir. 154 00:07:58,232 --> 00:07:59,566 Uh... Good day. 155 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:01,734 Come on. You have to be louder. 156 00:08:01,736 --> 00:08:03,151 Tommy, I just, I don't... 157 00:08:03,153 --> 00:08:04,737 Don't worry about these people. 158 00:08:04,739 --> 00:08:06,905 There only you and there only me. 159 00:08:06,907 --> 00:08:09,367 Now do it. Project. 160 00:08:09,701 --> 00:08:11,701 - O-Okay. - Good day, sir. 161 00:08:11,703 --> 00:08:13,369 Okay. Um... um... 162 00:08:13,371 --> 00:08:15,247 - Don't be weird. Just do it. - Yeah, I'm... I'm... 163 00:08:15,249 --> 00:08:16,999 I'm sorry... 164 00:08:17,001 --> 00:08:21,295 H... Have I the honor... A visit, uh, from the illustrious g-god, 165 00:08:21,297 --> 00:08:22,754 - Jupiter Tonans. - Okay, that's good. 166 00:08:22,756 --> 00:08:24,799 - Okay, that's good. Keep going. - All right. Uh... S... Uh... 167 00:08:24,801 --> 00:08:28,427 So stood, stood he in, in the Greek statue, uh, of old, 168 00:08:28,429 --> 00:08:30,386 grasping the lightning bolts. 169 00:08:30,388 --> 00:08:34,850 - Yeah. What you doing? - If you be he or his viceroy, 170 00:08:34,852 --> 00:08:36,435 - I... I have to, uh, thank... - Okay, thank God. 171 00:08:36,437 --> 00:08:38,979 I have to thank you for this noble storm you have, 172 00:08:38,981 --> 00:08:40,397 have brewed among our mountains. 173 00:08:40,399 --> 00:08:42,983 Okay, that's great. Now, we're at top of mountain. 174 00:08:42,985 --> 00:08:45,402 The rain pouring, wind going. 175 00:08:46,988 --> 00:08:49,031 And the lightning, everything. 176 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:51,786 A very fine rod. I dare say. 177 00:08:52,245 --> 00:08:55,662 And what are these particular precautions of yours? 178 00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:57,458 Close yonder shutter. 179 00:08:58,083 --> 00:09:00,375 The slanting rain beating through. 180 00:09:00,377 --> 00:09:02,168 - Come on, come on. - All right. Uh... 181 00:09:02,170 --> 00:09:04,046 - Mountain top right now. - Are... 182 00:09:04,048 --> 00:09:06,465 - There's rain and wind going. - Yeah. 183 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:07,927 Are... Are you, are you mad? 184 00:09:08,261 --> 00:09:11,428 Uh... Know you not that, uh, yon... 185 00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:14,807 yon iron bar is a swift conductor? 186 00:09:14,809 --> 00:09:16,769 Pray touch the bell pull there. 187 00:09:17,102 --> 00:09:21,312 Uh... Are, are you frantic? Are you frantic? 188 00:09:21,314 --> 00:09:24,441 Never touch bell wire in a thunderstorm. 189 00:09:24,443 --> 00:09:25,316 Oh, wow. 190 00:09:25,318 --> 00:09:28,988 - Nor ring a bell of any sort. - Wow! 191 00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:31,072 How about this guy? Wow. 192 00:09:31,074 --> 00:09:33,116 - Wow. - Thank you. 193 00:09:33,118 --> 00:09:35,326 Wow. Everybody got lucky today. 194 00:09:35,328 --> 00:09:37,620 You don't have to pay for this performance. 195 00:09:37,622 --> 00:09:39,748 Thank you. You're welcome very much. 196 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:43,042 Tommy, that felt fucking amazing, man. 197 00:09:43,044 --> 00:09:45,129 There you go. Now you're acting, Greg. 198 00:09:45,131 --> 00:09:48,134 That was like Shakespeare. 199 00:09:49,927 --> 00:09:52,054 Uh. Whoa. 200 00:09:53,430 --> 00:09:55,307 How uh... how often do you play football, Tommy? 201 00:09:55,599 --> 00:09:56,850 I love football. 202 00:09:58,102 --> 00:10:00,730 - You love it? - It's nice to play? 203 00:10:01,021 --> 00:10:02,020 Yeah, I agree. 204 00:10:02,022 --> 00:10:04,024 - Great American game. - Yeah. 205 00:10:05,193 --> 00:10:07,361 Okay. Got it here. 206 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:10,361 You ever been to Los Angeles? 207 00:10:10,363 --> 00:10:13,200 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Once. Uh... When I was little. 208 00:10:14,117 --> 00:10:15,451 Yeah. My mom took me down there. 209 00:10:15,453 --> 00:10:17,413 It's like, best two days of my life. 210 00:10:17,663 --> 00:10:21,542 Los Angeles, everybody want to be star. 211 00:10:22,376 --> 00:10:24,210 All the pretty boys, 212 00:10:24,212 --> 00:10:27,046 they lining up for their big shot. 213 00:10:27,048 --> 00:10:29,383 Just, uh... Just have to get lucky, I guess. 214 00:10:30,009 --> 00:10:35,348 No. No. It's not luck, Greg. 215 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:38,517 Greg, you have to be the best. 216 00:10:39,142 --> 00:10:40,975 You have to be the best you can be. 217 00:10:40,977 --> 00:10:42,604 And never give up. 218 00:10:44,564 --> 00:10:46,731 Whoa. What are you... What are we doing here? 219 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,693 What... Okay. 220 00:10:50,362 --> 00:10:53,573 - All right. - Touchdown! 221 00:10:53,908 --> 00:10:55,115 Touchdown! 222 00:10:55,117 --> 00:10:56,953 - Touchdown! - Touchdown! 223 00:10:57,995 --> 00:11:00,037 This is a cool fucking building, man. 224 00:11:00,039 --> 00:11:01,082 How long have you lived here? 225 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,584 Must ask you again, don't talk about me. 226 00:11:04,836 --> 00:11:07,922 - Not to class. Not to anybody. - Yeah, no. Of course. 227 00:11:12,092 --> 00:11:13,386 This is it. 228 00:11:19,516 --> 00:11:20,392 Okay. 229 00:11:23,563 --> 00:11:24,438 Come in. 230 00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:26,440 You can go in there. 231 00:11:26,899 --> 00:11:27,984 Maid on vacation. 232 00:11:30,111 --> 00:11:31,112 Whoa. 233 00:11:35,949 --> 00:11:37,951 Uh, Tommy, where, uh, where're you from? 234 00:11:38,870 --> 00:11:41,662 - From New Orleans. - Uh, no, like uh, originally. 235 00:11:41,664 --> 00:11:43,958 Yeah, that one. You know, Louisiana. 236 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,041 Oh, okay. 237 00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:47,917 The accent threw me off. 238 00:11:47,919 --> 00:11:48,920 What accent? 239 00:11:49,963 --> 00:11:50,964 You want a Red Bull? 240 00:11:53,925 --> 00:11:54,926 Thanks. 241 00:11:55,719 --> 00:11:57,012 When, uh... When was this taken? 242 00:11:57,472 --> 00:11:58,347 Few years ago. 243 00:11:59,265 --> 00:12:01,476 Really? You just... You look so young in it. 244 00:12:02,059 --> 00:12:04,937 Wow. Look at that. Don't be smart guy. 245 00:12:05,313 --> 00:12:07,562 - Oh, sorry man... - Why don't you sit down, relax. 246 00:12:07,564 --> 00:12:09,940 Yeah, yeah, no. That was... my bad. I didn't mean to... 247 00:12:09,942 --> 00:12:11,986 - Looking all my stuff. - Yeah. 248 00:12:12,653 --> 00:12:14,320 - Sorry. - A little bit nosy guy. 249 00:12:14,322 --> 00:12:15,155 Yeah. 250 00:12:23,414 --> 00:12:25,833 Uh... so, wh... H... How did you get into acting? 251 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,503 Oh. It always been dream. 252 00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:31,506 - Long time. - Yeah? 253 00:12:32,298 --> 00:12:33,299 But I ignore it. 254 00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:35,715 Then one day I get into accident. 255 00:12:35,717 --> 00:12:36,466 What happened? 256 00:12:36,468 --> 00:12:38,594 Guy run red light, and smash. 257 00:12:38,596 --> 00:12:40,389 - Wow. - Very bad for Tommy. 258 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,182 - Wow. - I almost die. 259 00:12:43,016 --> 00:12:44,852 - But then I survive. - Wow. 260 00:12:45,352 --> 00:12:47,436 It was like wake-up call, you could say. 261 00:12:47,438 --> 00:12:48,313 Yeah, definitely. 262 00:12:49,357 --> 00:12:51,023 After that I stopped doing all the other things, 263 00:12:51,025 --> 00:12:54,151 and I go back to my dream. 264 00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:57,988 And everybody say, "You such crazy guy. So stupid guy." 265 00:12:57,990 --> 00:13:00,365 I say, "I don't care. I do it." 266 00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:01,866 - Yes. - I know I can do it. 267 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,538 I get that. With me, everything changed with Home Alone. 268 00:13:05,664 --> 00:13:08,333 Oh. You, you're home alone long time? 269 00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:11,961 Uh, uh, the, the movie. The movie Home Alone. 270 00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:13,213 - Oh, it's movie. - Yeah. 271 00:13:13,713 --> 00:13:16,383 - With Macaulay Culkin. - Okay. 272 00:13:17,342 --> 00:13:19,509 Okay, um... Yeah, so, um, anyways, that movie, 273 00:13:19,511 --> 00:13:20,927 it... it spoke to me, you know? 274 00:13:20,929 --> 00:13:23,055 It, it changed my life and, 275 00:13:23,057 --> 00:13:25,307 and ever since then I just, I have... 276 00:13:25,309 --> 00:13:26,394 - Nev... - I get it. 277 00:13:26,894 --> 00:13:28,229 You want to be star. 278 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,730 Yeah, I've... I just wanted to be in the movies. 279 00:13:32,732 --> 00:13:35,694 You know, Greg, you and me, we are the same. 280 00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:37,946 Oh, yeah? How's, how's that? 281 00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:40,575 We both have this dream. 282 00:13:41,992 --> 00:13:43,158 Yeah. I guess we do. 283 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:47,582 And, for your information, I was home alone too. 284 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,751 Except not movie, in real life. 285 00:13:55,673 --> 00:13:56,922 Don't I buy you everything you want? 286 00:13:56,924 --> 00:13:59,759 A bicycle, you get a bicycle. A car. 287 00:13:59,761 --> 00:14:01,552 - You buy me many things. - No, no, no. 288 00:14:01,554 --> 00:14:03,553 - He bought me many things. - We're not just buying things. 289 00:14:03,555 --> 00:14:05,638 We give you love and affection, don't we? 290 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,974 It's not a place for kids! 291 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,225 A minute ago you said you didn't care if he drinks. 292 00:14:09,227 --> 00:14:11,104 He said a little drink. 293 00:14:11,396 --> 00:14:14,355 You're tearing me apart! 294 00:14:14,357 --> 00:14:15,691 Oh, my God. 295 00:14:15,693 --> 00:14:18,610 You, you say one thing, he says another and everybody... 296 00:14:18,612 --> 00:14:19,988 He's the best, I told you. 297 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,946 You're taking me apart. 298 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,949 Tearing. You're tearing me apart. 299 00:14:23,951 --> 00:14:25,495 Yeah, he's emotion. 300 00:14:25,786 --> 00:14:28,870 - Moment to moment. Not plastic. - I knew you'd like it, man. 301 00:14:28,872 --> 00:14:30,623 You know, you could be like Dean. 302 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:31,456 Me? 303 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,625 My God, you're behind the schedule. 304 00:14:33,627 --> 00:14:35,293 Listen to me, young man, 305 00:14:35,295 --> 00:14:37,421 you have the gift, you have the looks. 306 00:14:37,423 --> 00:14:40,382 Yeah. Hey, if I can have a career in this business, 307 00:14:40,384 --> 00:14:41,550 so can you, man. 308 00:14:41,552 --> 00:14:45,553 - Uh... I don't want career. - You don't want a career? 309 00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:47,015 - I thought that's... - I want my own planet. 310 00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:49,182 Uh, your own planet? 311 00:14:49,184 --> 00:14:51,018 Yeah it's cool. Everybody love each other. 312 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,269 That's why it's the best planet. 313 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:55,313 Sounds great. Sounds ideal, really. 314 00:14:55,315 --> 00:14:56,691 I have a present for you. 315 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,984 Welcome to my planet, Greg. 316 00:14:58,986 --> 00:15:02,321 Oh, my God. 317 00:15:02,323 --> 00:15:04,322 Yeah, yeah. Rebel Without A Cause, 318 00:15:04,324 --> 00:15:06,658 East of Eden, and Giant. That's it. 319 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:07,659 - Wow. - Yeah. 320 00:15:07,661 --> 00:15:10,163 Three movies, then all of a sudden he's dead. 321 00:15:10,581 --> 00:15:11,913 - That's so crazy. - Yeah. 322 00:15:11,915 --> 00:15:12,833 - Tragedy. - It is. 323 00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:15,584 You know, he died just a little bit south of here. 324 00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:16,543 I wanna go one day, to the crash site. 325 00:15:16,545 --> 00:15:17,338 Pay my respects. 326 00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:19,464 Why don't we go now? 327 00:15:19,841 --> 00:15:21,923 Now? No, Tommy, it's not that close. 328 00:15:21,925 --> 00:15:23,134 It's like 300 miles away. 329 00:15:23,136 --> 00:15:25,760 300 mile, who care? We just do it. 330 00:15:25,762 --> 00:15:27,055 It would take hours, man. 331 00:15:27,432 --> 00:15:29,849 Okay. Then you drive. 332 00:15:29,851 --> 00:15:30,684 What? 333 00:15:31,602 --> 00:15:33,436 - Tommy, are you serious? - Yeah I'm serious. 334 00:15:33,438 --> 00:15:36,690 Greg, the Dean won't go to you. You have to go to the Dean. 335 00:15:38,524 --> 00:15:41,859 All right, fuck it. All right. Let's do this shit. 336 00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:44,155 - Road trip! - Road trip! 337 00:15:46,323 --> 00:15:49,034 I'll miss him. Very much. 338 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,328 His whole life people tell him, 339 00:15:51,705 --> 00:15:53,498 "You're not good enough. You'll never make it." 340 00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:55,917 - But he doesn't listen. - He show them all. 341 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:58,211 That'll be us one day, Greg. 342 00:15:59,504 --> 00:16:02,296 I... I... I hope we're not dead on the side of a road. 343 00:16:02,298 --> 00:16:05,760 No, not that part. That we be famous. 344 00:16:06,303 --> 00:16:08,388 We'll show them. You'll see. 345 00:16:09,346 --> 00:16:11,515 - Yeah, maybe. - No, Greg, listen. 346 00:16:12,893 --> 00:16:14,894 - Give me pinky. - What? 347 00:16:15,187 --> 00:16:18,106 - What are we, ten years old? - We pinky swear. 348 00:16:19,191 --> 00:16:21,860 Right here, right now. We make pact. 349 00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:25,069 That we always push each other, 350 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:28,907 that we always believe in each other, 351 00:16:28,909 --> 00:16:30,910 and that we will never forget dream. 352 00:16:33,205 --> 00:16:34,080 All right. 353 00:16:35,207 --> 00:16:36,915 - Okay? - Okay. 354 00:16:39,211 --> 00:16:43,088 - Woo! James Dean! - Oh, we miss you, James! 355 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:45,297 We with you, brother, always! 356 00:16:46,635 --> 00:16:49,761 ? Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye ? 357 00:16:49,763 --> 00:16:54,306 ? Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ? 358 00:16:54,308 --> 00:16:56,434 I think it about us, huh? 359 00:16:56,436 --> 00:16:57,935 Maybe. 360 00:16:57,937 --> 00:17:00,229 Yeah, maybe. 361 00:17:00,231 --> 00:17:01,942 You know, Greg, I've been thinking. 362 00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:04,402 We should move to Los Angeles. 363 00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:06,654 Really. It where everything happening. 364 00:17:07,196 --> 00:17:08,489 Yeah, I fucking wish. 365 00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:10,949 - So, why not? - Um... 366 00:17:10,951 --> 00:17:13,286 For one, I, I can't afford it. 367 00:17:13,702 --> 00:17:16,455 It not problem. We just go stay at my place. 368 00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:19,373 Wait, wait. You have a place in LA? 369 00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,543 Yeah. I have apartment I rarely use. 370 00:17:21,545 --> 00:17:22,962 We can go there together. 371 00:17:24,213 --> 00:17:26,296 Wait, Tommy, you have an apartment 372 00:17:26,298 --> 00:17:28,258 in LA and San Francisco? 373 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,174 - Yeah... - How, 374 00:17:29,176 --> 00:17:31,302 how do you afford that? Wh... 375 00:17:31,304 --> 00:17:33,765 Greg, money not issue. I told you. 376 00:17:35,142 --> 00:17:37,307 Tommy, are you... You're being serious right now? 377 00:17:37,309 --> 00:17:38,477 Yes, Greg. 378 00:17:38,979 --> 00:17:39,980 But the real question, 379 00:17:41,565 --> 00:17:42,441 are you serious? 380 00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:47,610 Yes. Let's do this! 381 00:17:47,612 --> 00:17:50,449 - All right! Roommates. - Roommates. 382 00:17:51,657 --> 00:17:55,536 Yeah, I see you smiling, Baby Face. It's gonna be great. 383 00:17:56,579 --> 00:18:01,248 ? I never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down ? 384 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,543 ? Never gonna run around ? 385 00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:05,836 ? and desert you ? 386 00:18:05,838 --> 00:18:06,714 Greg! 387 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:11,344 Greg, Greg, have you lost your mind? 388 00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:13,719 What... You're leaving now? 389 00:18:13,721 --> 00:18:16,806 - Yeah. - No. No. This is absurd. 390 00:18:16,808 --> 00:18:19,183 You can't just pack up and move to Los Angeles. 391 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,559 What are you gonna do for money? 392 00:18:20,561 --> 00:18:23,188 I have money saved from my modeling jobs. 393 00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:24,189 From your mod... 394 00:18:24,191 --> 00:18:26,024 That money's gonna last you two weeks. 395 00:18:26,026 --> 00:18:26,982 Then what are you gonna do? 396 00:18:26,984 --> 00:18:28,692 Then I'll get a job or... 397 00:18:28,694 --> 00:18:30,152 I don't know, but I'll figure it out. 398 00:18:30,154 --> 00:18:31,779 What about this Tommy person? 399 00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:33,698 You barely know this guy, you're moving in with him? 400 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:36,366 He's being a good friend. He's just looking out for me. 401 00:18:36,368 --> 00:18:37,578 Oh, my God. Greg. 402 00:18:39,288 --> 00:18:42,623 Do you... Do you understand how hard it is? 403 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,500 This acting thing? 404 00:18:44,502 --> 00:18:48,048 You don't just show up in LA and things happen. 405 00:18:48,548 --> 00:18:49,631 It doesn't work like that. 406 00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:52,549 You have to know people. You have to be very lucky. 407 00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:54,885 You have to work really hard. 408 00:18:54,887 --> 00:18:55,930 You have to be talented. 409 00:18:58,474 --> 00:19:00,267 I... I didn't mean it like that. 410 00:19:00,644 --> 00:19:02,604 Oh, my God. 411 00:19:06,982 --> 00:19:09,400 - Okay. Good. - What are... Mom! 412 00:19:09,402 --> 00:19:11,027 - No, I'm gonna meet Tommy. - No, no, no, no, no. Mom. 413 00:19:11,029 --> 00:19:12,069 - Please, you don't... Why? Why? - I'm gonna meet your little, 414 00:19:12,071 --> 00:19:13,363 your little friend Tommy. This is gonna be good. 415 00:19:13,365 --> 00:19:14,948 - Come on. - Hello! Hi! 416 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:17,075 - Hi! - Why is he driving a Mercedes? 417 00:19:17,077 --> 00:19:19,287 - It's complicated. - Greg, wait, wait, wait, wait. 418 00:19:20,079 --> 00:19:22,747 I have an idea, why don't you guys come in for a second, 419 00:19:22,749 --> 00:19:24,707 and we'll get to know each other a little bit. 420 00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:26,500 - We can't. - We don't have time, Mom. 421 00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:27,501 You're on a schedule? 422 00:19:27,503 --> 00:19:28,752 Mom, just come give me a hug, please. 423 00:19:28,754 --> 00:19:30,505 Just a second. Just a second. Just a second. Just a second. 424 00:19:30,507 --> 00:19:34,260 It's quite a fancy car you have here, Tommy. Wow. 425 00:19:34,927 --> 00:19:36,971 Wow. How... 426 00:19:37,596 --> 00:19:38,846 How old are you? 427 00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:39,681 - Wow, what a question, my God. - That's a personal question, 428 00:19:39,683 --> 00:19:41,223 you can't ask people that question. 429 00:19:41,225 --> 00:19:43,892 - Don't worry, I'm Greg age. - You're 19? 430 00:19:43,894 --> 00:19:44,770 Yeah. 431 00:19:45,396 --> 00:19:46,813 I just turned 14. 432 00:19:46,815 --> 00:19:48,189 Wow. Happy birthday. 433 00:19:48,191 --> 00:19:50,150 Okay, Tommy, what is it about 434 00:19:50,152 --> 00:19:53,111 my son that you find so intriguing? 435 00:19:53,113 --> 00:19:55,615 No big deal. Baby Face cool guy. 436 00:19:55,949 --> 00:19:58,074 - Baby Face. - Okay, all right, Mom. 437 00:19:58,076 --> 00:19:58,991 - Baby Face? - It's a long drive. 438 00:19:58,993 --> 00:20:00,075 Oh, my God. 439 00:20:00,077 --> 00:20:02,036 Look at me. It's gonna be fine. 440 00:20:02,038 --> 00:20:03,080 It'll be fine. 441 00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:08,962 I'm gonna call you right when I get in, okay? 442 00:20:09,962 --> 00:20:10,920 She crazy. 443 00:20:10,922 --> 00:20:12,632 What? Tommy, shut up. 444 00:20:15,719 --> 00:20:16,925 - Wow. - ? Hit it ? 445 00:20:26,813 --> 00:20:29,689 See? Almost to Los Angeles. 446 00:20:29,691 --> 00:20:31,192 Oh, shit! 447 00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:39,699 ? One, two, three, get loose now ? 448 00:20:39,701 --> 00:20:43,495 ? It takes two to make a It takes two to make a ? 449 00:20:43,497 --> 00:20:44,912 ? It takes two to make ? 450 00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:47,291 ? It takes two to make It takes two to make ? 451 00:20:48,585 --> 00:20:49,669 Home sweet home. 452 00:20:51,922 --> 00:20:54,508 It's not castle, but it's okay. 453 00:20:57,344 --> 00:20:58,678 Just my pied-�-terre. 454 00:20:59,596 --> 00:21:01,847 - It's perfect, man. - Yeah. 455 00:21:03,517 --> 00:21:05,852 Is it, um, just the one bedroom? 456 00:21:07,979 --> 00:21:09,356 You don't want to share bed with me? 457 00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:11,691 Uh, um... 458 00:21:12,108 --> 00:21:14,485 I just joking. 459 00:21:15,319 --> 00:21:17,404 Oh, my God. You should've seen your face. 460 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:19,823 Yeah, you got me. 461 00:21:19,825 --> 00:21:22,450 - Don't worry. You take bedroom. - No. No, Tommy, no. 462 00:21:22,452 --> 00:21:24,451 I just maybe put up some curtain 463 00:21:24,453 --> 00:21:26,286 and make little room in corner or something. 464 00:21:26,288 --> 00:21:27,788 No, Tommy. No way. I'll just take the couch. 465 00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:29,039 This is great, I swear. 466 00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,415 No, no. I insist. 467 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:33,838 I want you to be my guest. Like Beauty and Beast. 468 00:21:34,381 --> 00:21:36,088 I will be Beauty, of course. 469 00:21:36,090 --> 00:21:37,297 Of course. 470 00:21:37,299 --> 00:21:39,010 - Ha, ha, ha, ha. - Ah, man. 471 00:21:39,510 --> 00:21:41,096 Man, you've had this place this whole time? 472 00:21:41,471 --> 00:21:44,516 Yeah. I... I had it several years now. 473 00:21:45,058 --> 00:21:46,432 And, and, you've never wanted to like, 474 00:21:46,434 --> 00:21:47,558 move down here yourself 475 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,019 and give acting a real shot? 476 00:21:50,146 --> 00:21:52,231 Well, I never had friend to do it with before. 477 00:21:53,817 --> 00:21:55,983 Come on. Want to show you best part. 478 00:21:55,985 --> 00:21:57,570 - Come on. - Yeah. Yeah. 479 00:22:00,323 --> 00:22:02,200 Look. There it is. 480 00:22:03,577 --> 00:22:05,826 - That's incredible, man. - Yeah. 481 00:22:05,828 --> 00:22:06,995 We are doing this. 482 00:22:08,706 --> 00:22:11,082 - We are doing this. - Tomorrow, 483 00:22:11,084 --> 00:22:13,000 this will all be yours, Greg. 484 00:22:13,002 --> 00:22:16,129 We will own you, LA! 485 00:22:16,131 --> 00:22:17,505 Watch out, here we come. 486 00:22:17,507 --> 00:22:19,298 You will know our name! 487 00:22:20,218 --> 00:22:21,094 ? You feel it, baby ? 488 00:22:22,762 --> 00:22:24,138 ? I can too ? 489 00:22:33,397 --> 00:22:36,442 ? Come on, swing it Come on, swing it ? 490 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:40,946 Okay, too much wind machine. Blow me away, my God. 491 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:50,289 ? It's such a good vibration ? 492 00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:55,125 ? It's such a sweet sensation ? 493 00:22:55,127 --> 00:22:58,298 ? It's such a good vibration ? 494 00:22:59,215 --> 00:23:02,968 ? It's such a sweet sensation ? 495 00:23:03,804 --> 00:23:06,095 ? Yo, it's about that time ? 496 00:23:06,097 --> 00:23:08,847 So are we the first agency you've met with? 497 00:23:08,849 --> 00:23:10,935 - Uh, yeah. - Oh, well. These are great. 498 00:23:11,811 --> 00:23:12,684 Uh, well, thanks, man. 499 00:23:12,686 --> 00:23:14,231 Yeah. These are great. Are you funny? 500 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,316 Uh, yes. Yeah. 501 00:23:17,317 --> 00:23:18,482 'Cause you should get a character headshot. 502 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:19,441 Yeah, no, yeah. Show my comedic side. 503 00:23:19,443 --> 00:23:21,320 Yeah. Just one that's you, but... You know? 504 00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:24,572 Gain weight. Would you do that for a role? 505 00:23:24,574 --> 00:23:26,240 - One hundred percent. - And then immediately lose it? 506 00:23:26,242 --> 00:23:27,700 Yeah. You know what, I'm... 507 00:23:27,702 --> 00:23:29,871 Whatever I need to do, right? Yeah. 508 00:23:30,830 --> 00:23:33,957 One second. Ah, could you get Iris in here for a second? 509 00:23:33,959 --> 00:23:35,499 - Yes, sir. - Thank you so much. 510 00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:36,502 Yes, sir. 511 00:23:37,671 --> 00:23:38,672 Where's the fire? 512 00:23:39,004 --> 00:23:42,133 Hey, I'm... I'm Greg. 513 00:23:49,015 --> 00:23:49,975 Well... 514 00:23:54,186 --> 00:23:55,062 Stand up. 515 00:23:58,775 --> 00:24:00,652 - You want me to turn? - Hmm. 516 00:24:01,987 --> 00:24:03,694 - What's with the dyed hair? - Frosted tips. 517 00:24:03,696 --> 00:24:07,199 I, I... I can... I'm not married to it. I can... Okay. 518 00:24:08,201 --> 00:24:09,327 You seeing anybody else? 519 00:24:10,787 --> 00:24:12,202 I, I... No. I wasn't... 520 00:24:12,204 --> 00:24:12,871 I wasn't... wasn't planning on it. 521 00:24:12,873 --> 00:24:14,037 No, you're mine. 522 00:24:14,039 --> 00:24:14,875 You got it? 523 00:24:15,791 --> 00:24:17,668 - Yeah, no, I... - Good buddy. Sign him up. 524 00:24:20,297 --> 00:24:21,506 I like this one. 525 00:24:22,007 --> 00:24:23,549 Welcome to Iris Burton Agency. 526 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:25,551 Congratulations. 527 00:24:26,051 --> 00:24:27,762 - Okay... - ? Finally ? 528 00:24:28,471 --> 00:24:31,639 Wow, you got agent, Greg. It's celebration. 529 00:24:31,641 --> 00:24:33,391 So, you must tell me everything. 530 00:24:33,393 --> 00:24:34,558 What do you mean? 531 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,977 The acting business. 532 00:24:35,979 --> 00:24:38,145 How to become big star, like you. 533 00:24:38,147 --> 00:24:40,565 Big star? Tommy, I'm not a star. 534 00:24:40,567 --> 00:24:43,942 Okay. So modest, this guy. Come on, you're on your way. 535 00:24:43,944 --> 00:24:44,902 All right, 536 00:24:44,904 --> 00:24:46,069 I'm just trying to think of where to start. 537 00:24:46,071 --> 00:24:47,071 - Need agent. - Yeah. 538 00:24:47,073 --> 00:24:49,114 But that's kinda the hardest part. 539 00:24:49,116 --> 00:24:50,200 You already have agent, right? 540 00:24:50,202 --> 00:24:51,116 Yeah. 541 00:24:51,118 --> 00:24:53,244 Okay, so you just tell 'agent about me. 542 00:24:53,246 --> 00:24:54,787 ? This is the rhythm of the night ? 543 00:24:54,789 --> 00:24:56,206 You know what, that could work. 544 00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:58,293 - I've never... - Oh, my God. 545 00:24:58,751 --> 00:25:01,044 - Love this song! - Oh, yeah, you... 546 00:25:01,046 --> 00:25:02,213 I have to dance, Greg. 547 00:25:02,422 --> 00:25:04,088 Yeah, do... do what you gotta do. 548 00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:05,215 God, come on. 549 00:25:05,217 --> 00:25:07,342 - Oh, no, no, no. Not me. Not me - Come on. Come on, Greg. 550 00:25:07,344 --> 00:25:09,384 - No, I'm like the goofiest dancer. - You have to do it! 551 00:25:09,386 --> 00:25:11,763 - No, please. - Don't worry. I'm great dancer. 552 00:25:11,765 --> 00:25:13,308 - Come on. - No. 553 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,935 Oh, my God. 554 00:25:19,564 --> 00:25:20,649 Wh... Wow. 555 00:25:22,025 --> 00:25:24,776 ? This is the rhythm of the night ? 556 00:25:24,778 --> 00:25:26,777 Hey, do you need another? Vodka soda? 557 00:25:26,779 --> 00:25:28,863 Uh, yes, please. Thank you. 558 00:25:28,865 --> 00:25:29,948 ? The rhythm of the night ? 559 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:31,449 Your friend is unique. 560 00:25:31,451 --> 00:25:34,996 Yeah, yeah, he's, uh... That's a good word for it. 561 00:25:38,375 --> 00:25:40,542 Have I seen you someplace before? 562 00:25:40,544 --> 00:25:43,169 I, I don't know. I, uh... I'm an actor... 563 00:25:43,171 --> 00:25:45,296 I know. You're always at that, um... 564 00:25:45,298 --> 00:25:47,172 Poquito M�s. In the Valley. 565 00:25:48,635 --> 00:25:50,634 And, you know, next time, next time you see me there 566 00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:53,470 you should come over and say hello, or, or whatever. 567 00:25:53,472 --> 00:25:55,347 Yeah, or you could just give me a call. 568 00:25:55,349 --> 00:25:56,432 My name is Amber. 569 00:25:56,434 --> 00:25:57,976 I may have been trying to impress you... 570 00:25:57,978 --> 00:26:00,269 - You're lying. - Greg! Come on, Let go. 571 00:26:00,271 --> 00:26:02,814 Yeah... Dude, just one... Um... 572 00:26:02,816 --> 00:26:05,024 - I wanna go! - I guess we are going. 573 00:26:05,026 --> 00:26:07,152 But, uh, thank you anyways for the drink. 574 00:26:07,154 --> 00:26:08,611 Oh, yeah. This one's on me. 575 00:26:08,613 --> 00:26:09,821 - Come on. This bar suck. - Uh... 576 00:26:09,823 --> 00:26:12,574 Okay, I should really, um... Okay. 577 00:26:12,576 --> 00:26:14,033 - Yeah. All right. See ya. - All right. Bye! 578 00:26:14,035 --> 00:26:16,076 - Talk soon. - Bye! 579 00:26:16,078 --> 00:26:18,287 He's crashing. Come on, Senator! 580 00:26:18,289 --> 00:26:21,498 Stay with me. I ain't losing you tonight. 581 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:24,003 - We're losing him. - Goddamn it! 582 00:26:24,671 --> 00:26:29,509 Rule to my class are simple. Work hard. Show up on time. 583 00:26:30,010 --> 00:26:32,511 Try not fall asleep, everybody. 584 00:26:32,846 --> 00:26:34,556 Any question before we start? 585 00:26:34,847 --> 00:26:37,431 It sounds like you're doing... Am I hearing an accent? 586 00:26:37,433 --> 00:26:39,183 Uh, no, no. What do you mean? 587 00:26:39,185 --> 00:26:42,019 Because I'm hearing kind of an Eastern European accent. 588 00:26:42,021 --> 00:26:44,189 No, that is, uh, that's from New Orleans. 589 00:26:44,191 --> 00:26:45,023 Where? What? 590 00:26:45,025 --> 00:26:46,190 New Orleans, you heard... you know... 591 00:26:46,192 --> 00:26:47,193 Where? 592 00:26:48,153 --> 00:26:50,238 - The Big Easy. - Oh, New Orleans. 593 00:26:50,529 --> 00:26:52,822 I thought... I didn't know what you were saying. 594 00:26:52,824 --> 00:26:54,406 - Okay. Yeah, well... - Okay. Can we just 595 00:26:54,408 --> 00:26:55,533 try to lose the accent? 596 00:26:55,535 --> 00:26:56,411 Take it again. 597 00:27:00,874 --> 00:27:03,501 The rules to the class are simple. 598 00:27:04,294 --> 00:27:05,253 Work hard. 599 00:27:06,462 --> 00:27:07,755 Show up on time. 600 00:27:09,215 --> 00:27:11,383 Try not to fall asleep. 601 00:27:15,555 --> 00:27:18,225 Any questions before we start? 602 00:27:19,850 --> 00:27:22,895 Um... I think... that about does her. 603 00:27:28,818 --> 00:27:30,735 - Well, I've been watching you. - Watching me? 604 00:27:30,737 --> 00:27:32,319 I auditioned for that part. 605 00:27:32,321 --> 00:27:33,864 - That guy? - Yeah. 606 00:27:34,406 --> 00:27:36,740 You're way more attractive than that guy. 607 00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:38,075 Yeah? 608 00:27:38,077 --> 00:27:39,245 - Yeah. - Hey, Greg! 609 00:27:39,538 --> 00:27:40,788 Tommy. Hey. 610 00:27:41,539 --> 00:27:43,206 - Hey! - Who's this? 611 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:45,377 Uh, this is Amber. Who I was telling you about. 612 00:27:46,169 --> 00:27:49,379 - Oh, girlfriend. - Uh... I don't know. Uh... 613 00:27:49,381 --> 00:27:51,588 Okay. Well, I don't have time for this. 614 00:27:51,590 --> 00:27:52,590 I'm very busy right now. 615 00:27:52,592 --> 00:27:54,258 I have to change really quickly and go. 616 00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:55,927 Okay. Is everything all right? 617 00:27:55,929 --> 00:27:57,429 Yeah, everything great on my end. 618 00:27:57,431 --> 00:28:00,056 You heard of Konstantin Stanislavski? 619 00:28:00,058 --> 00:28:01,432 Of course, yeah. He's, like, 620 00:28:01,434 --> 00:28:03,267 the greatest acting teacher of all time. 621 00:28:03,269 --> 00:28:05,687 Yeah. And now he Tommy acting teacher. 622 00:28:05,689 --> 00:28:07,564 He seen something special in me. 623 00:28:07,566 --> 00:28:10,441 You know, maybe I become big star. 624 00:28:10,443 --> 00:28:12,111 So I have first class this evening. 625 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,780 I'm pretty sure Stanislavski is dead. 626 00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:18,615 No, he not dead. 627 00:28:18,617 --> 00:28:20,617 I just speak to him, for your information. 628 00:28:20,619 --> 00:28:22,327 What you think I speak to, ghost? 629 00:28:22,329 --> 00:28:24,079 - No. - No. 630 00:28:24,081 --> 00:28:25,623 Maybe ghost real, but I can't talk to them. 631 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:27,749 - Hey, no. Tommy, we're happy for you. - I'm sorry. Sorry. 632 00:28:27,751 --> 00:28:28,627 That... That's exciting. 633 00:28:29,587 --> 00:28:30,420 Okay. I'll let you know how it is, Baby Face. 634 00:28:30,422 --> 00:28:31,880 Maybe you can join me some day. 635 00:28:31,882 --> 00:28:33,046 Maybe I will. 636 00:28:33,048 --> 00:28:33,715 When you not so busy. 637 00:28:33,717 --> 00:28:34,632 I'm so sorry. 638 00:28:34,634 --> 00:28:35,924 Did he call you Baby Face? 639 00:28:35,926 --> 00:28:39,763 Bring girlfriend over. Watching Gilmore Girls. Whatever. 640 00:28:39,765 --> 00:28:44,476 Love is not love, when alter... 641 00:28:44,478 --> 00:28:46,645 when alteration find. 642 00:28:46,896 --> 00:28:47,812 Stop. 643 00:28:47,814 --> 00:28:48,648 Stop! 644 00:28:51,609 --> 00:28:54,862 What, uh, exactly, were you doing there? 645 00:28:55,321 --> 00:28:57,697 I do sonnet. You know sonnet? 646 00:28:57,699 --> 00:28:59,490 Yeah. I know what a sonnet is. 647 00:28:59,492 --> 00:29:01,075 But, I think what I'm asking is, 648 00:29:01,077 --> 00:29:05,204 why on Earth would you choose... to do that, here? 649 00:29:05,206 --> 00:29:06,663 I do the Shakespeare. 650 00:29:06,665 --> 00:29:08,665 Have you, uh, looked at yourself? 651 00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:11,128 - Yeah, I see myself. - This is... No offense. 652 00:29:11,504 --> 00:29:14,171 You have a malevolent, uh, presence. 653 00:29:14,173 --> 00:29:16,009 You are a perfect villain. 654 00:29:16,843 --> 00:29:17,800 I'm not scary guy. 655 00:29:17,802 --> 00:29:20,303 I can see you as Dracula, Frankenstein. 656 00:29:20,305 --> 00:29:22,388 I'm not Frankenstein. 657 00:29:22,390 --> 00:29:25,850 I'm trying to give you a shortcut to success. 658 00:29:25,852 --> 00:29:27,684 Keep your shortcut in your pocket. 659 00:29:27,686 --> 00:29:29,187 Have you read any Shakespeare? 660 00:29:29,189 --> 00:29:30,229 I know all Shakespeare. 661 00:29:30,231 --> 00:29:31,691 - Well, The Tempest? - Yeah. 662 00:29:33,192 --> 00:29:35,862 - You're Caliban. - Yeah, what he do? He hero? 663 00:29:36,529 --> 00:29:38,572 No. He's the ogre that guards the island. 664 00:29:39,365 --> 00:29:41,156 What's this ogre? 665 00:29:41,158 --> 00:29:43,494 Ogre. I am hero. 666 00:29:44,453 --> 00:29:47,704 And you all are villain. 667 00:29:47,706 --> 00:29:50,499 Yeah. You all laugh. Ha, ha, ha. 668 00:29:50,501 --> 00:29:52,169 You know what, that what villain do. 669 00:29:54,213 --> 00:29:56,215 Okay. Ha, ha, ha, ha. 670 00:29:58,218 --> 00:30:02,596 Dude, it's been a fucking year. You know what I mean? Like... 671 00:30:03,013 --> 00:30:06,891 I did this HBO thing, where I'm like, the second lead. 672 00:30:06,893 --> 00:30:08,058 Things be going crazy. 673 00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:09,227 Yeah, no, it seems that way. 674 00:30:09,229 --> 00:30:10,644 This is where shit fucking... 675 00:30:10,646 --> 00:30:12,146 Yeah, no. You're gonna take off after this. 676 00:30:12,148 --> 00:30:13,189 This is like... 677 00:30:13,191 --> 00:30:15,232 You're going. That's... 678 00:30:15,234 --> 00:30:16,401 You know, I'm happy for you. 679 00:30:16,403 --> 00:30:18,318 - What about you, though? - I've been good. 680 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,237 Been working? 681 00:30:19,239 --> 00:30:20,238 I don't know. 682 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,864 My agents are saying it's kinda like 683 00:30:21,866 --> 00:30:22,990 slow season or whatever. But... 684 00:30:22,992 --> 00:30:25,117 No. There's never a slow season. 685 00:30:25,119 --> 00:30:26,995 It's always shit working. 686 00:30:26,997 --> 00:30:28,912 Do you, like, call your agents every day? 687 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,123 Yeah, I mean... 688 00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:32,917 Where you start, fire that fucking spooky friend of yours. 689 00:30:32,919 --> 00:30:35,586 That fucking vampire-looking motherfucker. 690 00:30:35,588 --> 00:30:36,629 It's like... Who is he? 691 00:30:36,631 --> 00:30:38,088 He's just, I don't know. He's a friend. 692 00:30:38,090 --> 00:30:38,965 - He's my roommate. - 'Cause he's fucking... 693 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,633 You can't go anywhere with that dude. 694 00:30:40,635 --> 00:30:43,469 Hollywood's pussy dries up when you walk in with this dude. 695 00:30:45,390 --> 00:30:46,600 They just fucking clamp shut like a fucking... 696 00:30:46,849 --> 00:30:48,726 Hollywood puts on a fucking chastity belt. 697 00:30:50,228 --> 00:30:51,938 Did you see the new, uh, Star Wars? 698 00:30:59,613 --> 00:31:01,277 I kinda went for the Jar Jar Binks thing. 699 00:31:01,279 --> 00:31:02,779 It's pretty funny. 700 00:31:02,781 --> 00:31:05,865 And, well, you know. It doesn't really get you that far. 701 00:31:05,867 --> 00:31:07,743 It's like too much action. Like, it never stops. 702 00:31:07,745 --> 00:31:08,785 There's no story. 703 00:31:08,787 --> 00:31:10,288 And it makes me pass out. 704 00:31:10,914 --> 00:31:12,914 A couple friends of mine went and saw it recently. 705 00:31:12,916 --> 00:31:13,792 Hi. 706 00:31:14,876 --> 00:31:18,378 You big Hollywood producer, right? I see you on TV. 707 00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:19,962 Ah, yeah. How are you? Nice to see you. 708 00:31:19,964 --> 00:31:21,882 Tommy Wiseau. Hi. 709 00:31:21,884 --> 00:31:24,010 - Nice to meet you, thank you. - Hi, young lady. 710 00:31:24,303 --> 00:31:26,010 - Okay... - I don't want to bullshit. 711 00:31:26,012 --> 00:31:27,638 I don't want to do none of the bullshit. 712 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,806 I'm very talented, 713 00:31:29,808 --> 00:31:31,350 and I have many good ideas. 714 00:31:31,352 --> 00:31:32,186 We're having dinner. 715 00:31:33,312 --> 00:31:34,603 Okay? You don't walk up to people's table and do this. 716 00:31:34,605 --> 00:31:36,188 That's not how it works in this business, okay? 717 00:31:36,190 --> 00:31:37,648 Which way? Tell me how do it. 718 00:31:37,650 --> 00:31:39,857 You can call my agency, United Talent, 719 00:31:39,859 --> 00:31:43,402 send your resume to United Talent Agency, to David Krammer... 720 00:31:43,404 --> 00:31:46,325 - Okay, I show you, okay. - All right. 721 00:31:47,326 --> 00:31:50,496 To be, or not to be. 722 00:31:50,954 --> 00:31:52,831 That is the question. 723 00:31:53,332 --> 00:31:58,751 Whether nobler in mind to suffer sling and arrow... 724 00:31:58,753 --> 00:32:00,505 Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop that. 725 00:32:00,839 --> 00:32:01,671 Is this gentleman bothering you? 726 00:32:01,673 --> 00:32:02,840 What the fuck do you think? 727 00:32:02,842 --> 00:32:04,844 - You don't like Shakespeare? - Sir, I need you to leave. 728 00:32:05,344 --> 00:32:06,759 Okay, I do the Tennessee Williams. 729 00:32:06,761 --> 00:32:08,429 I don't want Tennessee Williams, I don't want Shakespeare. 730 00:32:08,431 --> 00:32:10,555 - Stella! - Okay! Now we're getting... 731 00:32:10,557 --> 00:32:12,474 - Security. Security, no. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 732 00:32:12,476 --> 00:32:14,228 Sir, I'm gonna need you to leave, right now. 733 00:32:15,438 --> 00:32:17,355 Come here. Tommy... 734 00:32:18,649 --> 00:32:22,236 Just because you want it doesn't mean it can happen. 735 00:32:22,611 --> 00:32:24,695 Okay? It's one in a million, 736 00:32:24,697 --> 00:32:27,029 even if you have Brando's talent. 737 00:32:27,031 --> 00:32:29,201 It's not gonna happen for you, okay? 738 00:32:29,993 --> 00:32:32,785 - But now you have to go. - Well, maybe I could... Maybe... 739 00:32:32,787 --> 00:32:36,666 I'm not saying maybe. I'm saying not in a million years. 740 00:32:37,710 --> 00:32:40,004 - But after that? - And not after. 741 00:32:42,547 --> 00:32:44,549 - I'm sorry. - I accept your apology. 742 00:32:45,217 --> 00:32:47,008 I'm sorry, sir. Is everything okay now? 743 00:32:47,010 --> 00:32:48,093 Yeah. Thanks for rushing over. 744 00:32:48,095 --> 00:32:49,764 He made it through two fucking acts of Shakespeare. 745 00:33:19,710 --> 00:33:20,586 Tommy? 746 00:33:26,424 --> 00:33:27,259 Tommy. 747 00:33:48,279 --> 00:33:49,155 Tommy. 748 00:33:59,415 --> 00:34:00,458 Tommy, you okay? 749 00:34:09,259 --> 00:34:11,511 - You think I'm villain? - What? 750 00:34:12,638 --> 00:34:16,100 This town, Greg... They don't want me. 751 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,269 They don't understand me. They... 752 00:34:22,272 --> 00:34:23,857 Maybe I don't have what it take. 753 00:34:25,734 --> 00:34:27,486 Yeah man. I know what you mean. 754 00:34:28,154 --> 00:34:29,613 - You do? - Yeah. 755 00:34:29,904 --> 00:34:32,323 My agent won't return my calls and... 756 00:34:33,283 --> 00:34:36,326 All I hear is no, all day, every day. It's... 757 00:34:36,328 --> 00:34:37,997 It's fucking hard, man. 758 00:34:41,207 --> 00:34:42,667 Nobody like me, Greg. 759 00:34:45,504 --> 00:34:46,797 Nobody give me chance. 760 00:34:48,339 --> 00:34:49,299 My whole life. 761 00:34:52,636 --> 00:34:54,680 But... Hey. We can't give up, right? 762 00:34:59,517 --> 00:35:01,144 Maybe not worth it, Greg. 763 00:35:01,979 --> 00:35:03,397 No, hey. Tommy, look at me. 764 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:05,023 Look at me. 765 00:35:07,692 --> 00:35:09,442 When they told James Dean he wasn't good enough, 766 00:35:09,444 --> 00:35:10,488 did he listen to them? 767 00:35:12,198 --> 00:35:13,364 - No. - No. 768 00:35:13,698 --> 00:35:16,033 No. Fuck that, all right? He kept fighting, 769 00:35:16,035 --> 00:35:17,951 and he showed them all. 770 00:35:17,953 --> 00:35:18,913 And that's what we're gonna do. 771 00:35:22,124 --> 00:35:23,000 Remember? 772 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,500 All right, we said we were gonna push each other. 773 00:35:25,502 --> 00:35:27,421 Never give up on our dreams, right? 774 00:35:29,172 --> 00:35:30,049 Come on. 775 00:35:36,013 --> 00:35:37,556 I just don't know how, Greg. 776 00:35:40,517 --> 00:35:42,060 Wish we could just make our own movie. 777 00:35:50,319 --> 00:35:51,695 That great idea. 778 00:35:52,571 --> 00:35:54,029 It'll be great drama. 779 00:35:54,031 --> 00:35:55,407 Like the Tennessee Williams. 780 00:35:56,075 --> 00:35:59,243 So there this guy Johnny. A true American hero. 781 00:35:59,245 --> 00:36:00,410 To be played by me. 782 00:36:00,412 --> 00:36:01,705 He has it all. 783 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,748 Good look, good job, many friends. 784 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:07,920 Greg, how long is movie script? 785 00:36:08,837 --> 00:36:11,922 And then this girl, this beautiful girl, 786 00:36:11,924 --> 00:36:13,841 she betray him. 787 00:36:13,843 --> 00:36:16,595 But then this Lisa sleep with best friend. 788 00:36:16,928 --> 00:36:18,471 We call best friend Mark. 789 00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:22,142 After Mark Damon from Talented Ripley Man. 790 00:36:23,435 --> 00:36:26,437 And then this guy Johnny, he go crazy. 791 00:36:28,607 --> 00:36:31,944 He decide to kill himself in front of the world. 792 00:36:32,778 --> 00:36:34,736 And then he show them all. 793 00:36:34,738 --> 00:36:37,948 That's great. 794 00:36:37,950 --> 00:36:40,618 And also maybe Johnny is vampire. We'll see. 795 00:36:40,953 --> 00:36:43,122 "Anything for my princess." 796 00:36:43,455 --> 00:36:45,955 After everything he do for everybody, 797 00:36:45,957 --> 00:36:47,417 why would they do this to him? 798 00:36:48,377 --> 00:36:51,252 My mind! Can't think. 799 00:36:51,254 --> 00:36:53,297 "Two is nice, but three a crowd." 800 00:36:53,299 --> 00:36:54,925 "Two is nice, but three a crowd." 801 00:36:57,886 --> 00:37:01,473 But it's real life. People act so strange these days. 802 00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:09,857 You finished. 803 00:37:11,149 --> 00:37:12,482 This my masterpiece. 804 00:37:12,484 --> 00:37:14,694 Greatest drama since the Tennessee William. 805 00:37:16,113 --> 00:37:18,114 - The Room. - The Room. 806 00:37:18,991 --> 00:37:20,159 Nobody read it yet. 807 00:37:21,118 --> 00:37:23,285 So today, you be first one. 808 00:37:23,287 --> 00:37:24,622 Yeah. All right. 809 00:37:27,832 --> 00:37:28,790 So read it. 810 00:37:28,792 --> 00:37:30,459 Oh, you want me to read it right now? 811 00:37:30,461 --> 00:37:31,794 Yeah, what you think? 812 00:37:31,796 --> 00:37:33,506 Okay. The Room. 813 00:37:34,172 --> 00:37:36,131 I'll do anything for my girl. 814 00:37:36,133 --> 00:37:37,299 You should marry Johnny. 815 00:37:37,301 --> 00:37:39,845 Did you know that chocolate is the symbol of love? 816 00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:44,723 We can't do this anymore. 817 00:37:44,725 --> 00:37:47,433 I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. 818 00:37:47,435 --> 00:37:49,185 Anyway, how's your sex life? 819 00:37:49,187 --> 00:37:50,520 I don't think she's faithful to me. 820 00:37:50,522 --> 00:37:53,440 Life is complicated. The unexpected happens. 821 00:37:53,442 --> 00:37:54,732 In a few minutes, bitch. 822 00:37:54,734 --> 00:37:56,442 If a lot of people loved each other, 823 00:37:56,444 --> 00:37:59,030 the world would be a better place to live. 824 00:38:04,370 --> 00:38:05,746 Done. 825 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,041 Well what you think? 826 00:38:09,667 --> 00:38:11,707 I mean, it's great. That's... 827 00:38:11,709 --> 00:38:14,127 I just, I can't... I can't believe it, man. 828 00:38:14,129 --> 00:38:15,462 You... You did this! 829 00:38:15,464 --> 00:38:17,049 And of course you play Mark. 830 00:38:17,341 --> 00:38:20,299 You, you want me to play Mark in this? 831 00:38:20,301 --> 00:38:22,051 Hey, big role. Second lead. 832 00:38:22,053 --> 00:38:25,096 Well, yeah, it's a huge role. Are you... Are you sure you... 833 00:38:25,098 --> 00:38:26,973 If you don't want to do it, fine. 834 00:38:26,975 --> 00:38:28,725 Maybe Johnny Depp available. 835 00:38:28,727 --> 00:38:31,477 No, no, no. I want it. I... I want the role. 836 00:38:31,479 --> 00:38:32,645 I'll take it. 837 00:38:32,647 --> 00:38:35,232 It's like you say, Hollywood reject us, 838 00:38:35,234 --> 00:38:36,899 then we do it on our own. 839 00:38:36,901 --> 00:38:39,111 Wait, you... You have the money to make this? 840 00:38:39,113 --> 00:38:40,614 I have. It's no problem. 841 00:38:42,073 --> 00:38:43,283 You're really gonna make this thing? 842 00:38:43,575 --> 00:38:46,536 No, Greg. We are going to do it. 843 00:38:49,038 --> 00:38:49,915 Together. 844 00:39:00,426 --> 00:39:02,176 ...and we're gonna have everything you need. 845 00:39:02,178 --> 00:39:04,344 We have a vast assortment of lenses. 846 00:39:04,346 --> 00:39:07,388 We've got cameras, both digital and film. 847 00:39:07,390 --> 00:39:09,098 - Here's our facility owner. - Hey, Bill. 848 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:11,310 Come on over and meet Tommy and Greg. 849 00:39:11,312 --> 00:39:12,895 These are the guys I was telling you about. 850 00:39:12,897 --> 00:39:14,187 - Oh, hi. - How you doing, man? 851 00:39:14,189 --> 00:39:15,064 Hey, pleasure to meet you. 852 00:39:16,024 --> 00:39:17,066 - How long is the shoot? - As long as it takes. 853 00:39:17,942 --> 00:39:18,776 All right. 854 00:39:18,778 --> 00:39:21,236 We just wanna make it right, you know? 855 00:39:21,238 --> 00:39:23,029 Well, I think you're gonna find everything 856 00:39:23,031 --> 00:39:24,406 you need here at Birns and Sawyer. 857 00:39:24,408 --> 00:39:25,823 Our rental packages start at about... 858 00:39:25,825 --> 00:39:27,701 Wait, wait. I stop you right there. 859 00:39:27,703 --> 00:39:29,747 - Okay. - We don't rent. We buy. 860 00:39:31,957 --> 00:39:33,123 Is that not normal, or... 861 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:34,582 Industry standard is pretty much that you 862 00:39:34,584 --> 00:39:36,210 would rent the equipment 863 00:39:36,212 --> 00:39:38,837 because it's so prohibitively expensive to own. 864 00:39:38,839 --> 00:39:40,466 Okay. I say no problem. 865 00:39:40,883 --> 00:39:42,759 Okay. I guess we'll buy. 866 00:39:43,134 --> 00:39:45,428 Wanna shoot 35 or HD? 867 00:39:45,805 --> 00:39:47,306 Well, we'll shoot both on this film. 868 00:39:47,598 --> 00:39:49,306 Digital and film? 869 00:39:49,308 --> 00:39:53,185 But you'd need, twice the crew, uh... twice the equipment, 870 00:39:53,187 --> 00:39:54,852 I mean, hell, both... 871 00:39:54,854 --> 00:39:56,855 They're lit differently. It's just not done. 872 00:39:56,857 --> 00:39:58,899 - I have vision. - Tommy's a pioneer, man. 873 00:39:58,901 --> 00:40:00,984 He, that's... He wants to go outside the box. 874 00:40:00,986 --> 00:40:01,737 That's what he does. 875 00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:04,864 So what? We have deal or what? 876 00:40:05,156 --> 00:40:06,200 Uh, let us discuss... 877 00:40:07,283 --> 00:40:08,283 Yeah. Just give us a minute, you know? It's just... 878 00:40:08,285 --> 00:40:09,993 You know, not normally how we do business. 879 00:40:09,995 --> 00:40:11,997 - This is weird. - Who buys equipment? 880 00:40:12,330 --> 00:40:13,497 Apparently this guy. 881 00:40:13,499 --> 00:40:15,165 I don't know about this guy. 882 00:40:15,167 --> 00:40:16,040 Does he have the money? 883 00:40:16,042 --> 00:40:17,750 I don't know if he has the money. 884 00:40:17,752 --> 00:40:20,212 We are a business, we sell stuff, let's sell it to him. 885 00:40:20,214 --> 00:40:21,879 Okay. I have an idea. Follow my lead. 886 00:40:21,881 --> 00:40:23,133 - What are you doing? - Okay, okay. 887 00:40:24,176 --> 00:40:25,636 Okay. So... 888 00:40:28,346 --> 00:40:30,471 We are able to sell you all the equipment you need. 889 00:40:30,473 --> 00:40:32,056 - Okay! - There we go! 890 00:40:32,058 --> 00:40:32,975 Now you say yes. 891 00:40:32,977 --> 00:40:34,435 And we're also 892 00:40:34,437 --> 00:40:37,312 willing to give it to you at a reduced rate, 893 00:40:37,314 --> 00:40:39,149 if you decide to shoot here in our studio. 894 00:40:39,357 --> 00:40:41,817 - What do you think? - We shoot here? 895 00:40:41,819 --> 00:40:43,986 Yeah. We want to be in business with you, Tommy. 896 00:40:43,988 --> 00:40:46,866 Okay. We make American movie with American discount. 897 00:40:47,658 --> 00:40:50,033 - Perfect. - Okay. That's a deal, all right? 898 00:40:55,332 --> 00:40:57,207 - The character is Lisa. - Okay. Is she... 899 00:40:57,209 --> 00:41:01,544 you know, like, romantic, or a scientist, or... 900 00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:02,422 She's Lisa. 901 00:41:02,672 --> 00:41:04,839 - Okay. - All right. Now we do scene. 902 00:41:04,841 --> 00:41:05,759 Okay. 903 00:41:06,843 --> 00:41:08,384 Okay, okay. Well, Johnny should be here any minute. 904 00:41:08,386 --> 00:41:09,430 Now you're riding horse. 905 00:41:11,515 --> 00:41:13,850 Okay. Someone knock on door while you're riding horse. 906 00:41:14,727 --> 00:41:15,683 Who is it? 907 00:41:15,685 --> 00:41:18,521 It's like rain. Like sexy rain. 908 00:41:18,855 --> 00:41:20,647 So, I just want to introduce you to some people. 909 00:41:20,649 --> 00:41:23,027 Raphael, he's one of our most experienced DPs. 910 00:41:23,569 --> 00:41:26,236 - Ah, Director of Photography - Oh, right, DP. 911 00:41:26,238 --> 00:41:29,448 This is Sandy Schklair. He's a script supervisor on... 912 00:41:29,450 --> 00:41:31,241 - How many, Sandy? - Forty-seven shows. 913 00:41:31,243 --> 00:41:33,118 - Oh, wow. So many. - Forty-seven. 914 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,286 That's a lot of movies. 915 00:41:34,288 --> 00:41:36,207 - I'm Lisa. - Oh, that like cowboy. 916 00:41:36,665 --> 00:41:39,585 - She... She's a bit of a cowboy? - No. You do it like cowboy. 917 00:41:40,252 --> 00:41:41,292 I'm Lisa. 918 00:41:41,294 --> 00:41:43,212 I don't want cowboy. You're do like cowboy. 919 00:41:43,214 --> 00:41:44,754 - Are you cowboy? - No. 920 00:41:44,756 --> 00:41:46,422 Don't. Just do the opposite of that. 921 00:41:46,424 --> 00:41:47,381 - Do the opp... - Yeah, yeah. 922 00:41:47,383 --> 00:41:49,094 Okay. Now you're playing saxophone. 923 00:41:49,761 --> 00:41:51,511 Am I still the cowboy? 924 00:41:51,513 --> 00:41:52,597 No. Just play saxophone. 925 00:41:54,058 --> 00:41:55,223 Amy does hair and makeup. 926 00:41:55,225 --> 00:41:57,016 This is Safoya. She does costumes. 927 00:41:57,018 --> 00:41:58,979 What do you think, my character dress like this? 928 00:41:59,437 --> 00:42:02,564 Um... Maybe we can get rid of one of the belts. 929 00:42:02,566 --> 00:42:05,526 What? No. No way. Make my butt look good. 930 00:42:05,528 --> 00:42:06,442 Okay! 931 00:42:06,444 --> 00:42:07,654 Pretend I'm boyfriend. 932 00:42:11,075 --> 00:42:12,451 And... what do you do? 933 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,660 You remember Bill? You know Bill. Come on. 934 00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:16,786 - I sold you the equipment. - Yeah. 935 00:42:16,788 --> 00:42:18,915 - Right. - Bill, I didn't know it was you. 936 00:42:19,542 --> 00:42:20,748 And action. 937 00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:21,875 I'm sorry, my darling. 938 00:42:21,877 --> 00:42:22,792 All right. No. Start it over. 939 00:42:22,794 --> 00:42:24,962 Do it like Shakespeare, but sexy. 940 00:42:24,964 --> 00:42:25,840 Okay. 941 00:42:28,551 --> 00:42:32,761 - Good day, Mark. I misseth you. - That was great! 942 00:42:32,763 --> 00:42:35,055 - Don't break character! - Is Johnny there? 943 00:42:35,057 --> 00:42:36,681 Okay. Everybody hired. 944 00:42:36,683 --> 00:42:37,642 - Just like that? - Yeah. 945 00:42:37,977 --> 00:42:39,183 - Okay. - That was easy. 946 00:42:39,185 --> 00:42:41,270 You wanna, like, talk about the vision of the movie, though? 947 00:42:41,272 --> 00:42:43,272 Don't worry. We have plenty of time. We talk about all this. 948 00:42:43,274 --> 00:42:45,022 As the script supervisor, it would be really helpful 949 00:42:45,024 --> 00:42:46,524 if I could look at the script for the movie first. 950 00:42:46,526 --> 00:42:48,987 Everybody want script. Don't be greedy, okay? 951 00:42:49,613 --> 00:42:51,237 What we do, it's a little unconventional, and so... 952 00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:52,239 Okay. 953 00:42:52,241 --> 00:42:53,617 You're licking ice cream cone. 954 00:42:55,785 --> 00:42:57,828 Okay, but it's really hot out, so it's melting. 955 00:42:57,830 --> 00:42:59,663 - Oh, okay. - You have to lick it. 956 00:42:59,665 --> 00:43:01,000 You better lick fast. 957 00:43:01,459 --> 00:43:03,000 Oh, no. But now it's like brain freeze. 958 00:43:03,002 --> 00:43:04,667 - Too much at once. - Yeah. Get it all. 959 00:43:04,669 --> 00:43:06,252 Yeah, you gotta throw it all in... 960 00:43:06,254 --> 00:43:07,712 Is this a real movie? 961 00:43:07,714 --> 00:43:09,131 - I really wanna be in a... - No. I stop you. 962 00:43:09,133 --> 00:43:10,131 I don't make porno. 963 00:43:10,133 --> 00:43:11,591 - Okay. - I just do ice cream. 964 00:43:11,593 --> 00:43:13,469 - I could try it again. - No. Don't try it again. 965 00:43:13,471 --> 00:43:14,638 You know what, you're hired. 966 00:43:14,846 --> 00:43:16,721 - Aww, thank you so much! - Okay! 967 00:43:27,276 --> 00:43:30,194 ? Can you feel it, see it, hear it today ? 968 00:43:30,196 --> 00:43:32,862 ? If you can't Then it doesn't matter anyway ? 969 00:43:32,864 --> 00:43:35,573 ? You will never understand it 'Cause it happens too fast ? 970 00:43:35,575 --> 00:43:38,203 ? And it feels so good It's like walking on glass ? 971 00:43:38,620 --> 00:43:45,336 ? You want it all but you can't have it ? 972 00:43:45,877 --> 00:43:47,919 Okay. Everyone, gather around. 973 00:43:47,921 --> 00:43:49,379 Gather around, everyone. 974 00:43:49,381 --> 00:43:50,506 Come on, don't be shy. 975 00:43:50,508 --> 00:43:52,381 Everyone, come in. 976 00:43:52,383 --> 00:43:55,886 I need cast, crew, Marcus. Marcus, come here. 977 00:43:55,888 --> 00:43:56,721 Get in here. 978 00:43:57,765 --> 00:44:01,183 This Marcus. He does video. Behind scenes, okay? 979 00:44:01,185 --> 00:44:04,477 Get me now. Face, and eyes and for speech. 980 00:44:04,479 --> 00:44:06,272 Yeah. Do some movement and stuff. 981 00:44:06,732 --> 00:44:10,444 Okay! Today, our top of mountain day. 982 00:44:11,486 --> 00:44:14,906 Today we take first steps on a great journey. 983 00:44:15,366 --> 00:44:20,079 After today, which one of ourselves will ever be same? 984 00:44:20,703 --> 00:44:24,542 This play work if chemistry between character make sense. 985 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:29,462 Human behavior. Betrayal. It applies to all of us. 986 00:44:29,879 --> 00:44:31,089 It's in ourselves. 987 00:44:32,549 --> 00:44:35,260 You love someone, what is love? 988 00:44:35,761 --> 00:44:37,555 You need to have spirit. Hope. 989 00:44:38,346 --> 00:44:39,390 Be optimist. 990 00:44:39,598 --> 00:44:43,266 But can you handle all your human behavior 991 00:44:43,268 --> 00:44:46,060 and behavior of others? 992 00:44:46,062 --> 00:44:48,647 Right? Right? See what I'm saying? 993 00:44:48,649 --> 00:44:50,276 You don't wanna be good. 994 00:44:52,236 --> 00:44:53,112 We're gonna be great. 995 00:44:54,154 --> 00:44:58,448 Okay. I have one announcement. This is bathroom. 996 00:44:58,450 --> 00:45:00,618 I spend many dollars on this. 997 00:45:00,870 --> 00:45:02,828 It's for me only. Director only. Okay? 998 00:45:02,830 --> 00:45:04,788 You know there's, like, a real bathroom 999 00:45:04,790 --> 00:45:07,040 with, like, doors and everything right, right there. 1000 00:45:07,042 --> 00:45:09,500 This real movie set here. Real movie set. 1001 00:45:09,502 --> 00:45:11,127 You know? No Mickey Mouse stuff. 1002 00:45:11,129 --> 00:45:12,337 Copy that. 1003 00:45:12,339 --> 00:45:16,134 Okay. Enough pet talk. We make movie. The Room. 1004 00:45:16,968 --> 00:45:20,636 Yeah, The Room! Let's make a movie! 1005 00:45:20,638 --> 00:45:22,638 Okay, let's see what you've got set up over here. 1006 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,976 Great. We do alley scene. 1007 00:45:25,143 --> 00:45:27,185 This set of the alleyway 1008 00:45:27,187 --> 00:45:29,730 looks exactly like the real alleyway out there. 1009 00:45:29,732 --> 00:45:32,440 That's right. That's why we doing Hollywood movie, right? 1010 00:45:32,442 --> 00:45:34,111 Why don't we just shoot in the real alleyway? 1011 00:45:35,154 --> 00:45:36,781 Because it's real Hollywood movie. 1012 00:45:37,281 --> 00:45:38,864 - No, yeah, sounds good. - Okay. 1013 00:45:38,866 --> 00:45:41,533 We need other camera right now. Right here next to this one. 1014 00:45:41,535 --> 00:45:43,326 - Digital camera. - Yeah. Sorry about that. Get the kit. 1015 00:45:43,328 --> 00:45:44,662 Let's go, everybody. Come on. 1016 00:45:45,288 --> 00:45:47,122 Let's go. It's with Denny and Chris R. 1017 00:45:47,124 --> 00:45:48,832 What do I say? 1018 00:45:48,834 --> 00:45:51,292 Okay. We go over lines. Don't worry, don't worry. 1019 00:45:51,294 --> 00:45:53,463 You deal with the light, I deal with the actor, okay? 1020 00:45:53,756 --> 00:45:54,587 All right, people. 1021 00:45:54,589 --> 00:45:55,756 You play basketball here. 1022 00:45:55,758 --> 00:45:57,341 And this guy come over, Chris R. 1023 00:45:57,343 --> 00:46:00,511 Chris R come over and demand money, okay? 1024 00:46:00,513 --> 00:46:03,848 Cock sucking motherfucker! Five fucking minutes! 1025 00:46:04,183 --> 00:46:05,265 Jesus Christ. 1026 00:46:05,267 --> 00:46:07,518 - Fuck you. - You good? Any questions? 1027 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,478 Yeah. Uh... How, how old is my character supposed to be? 1028 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,022 Like your age. Like 15, 16 year old boy. 1029 00:46:13,024 --> 00:46:14,524 I... I'm 26. 1030 00:46:14,526 --> 00:46:16,192 Same thing, okay? You look great. 1031 00:46:16,194 --> 00:46:17,694 And, and, uh, sorry. Uh... 1032 00:46:17,696 --> 00:46:19,362 Can I call him Chris instead of Chris R? 1033 00:46:19,364 --> 00:46:20,696 It's just, I don't know why... 1034 00:46:20,698 --> 00:46:22,908 No. His name Chris R. You call him Chris R. 1035 00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:24,826 Cock sucking motherfucker! 1036 00:46:24,828 --> 00:46:26,619 My God, this guy monster. 1037 00:46:26,621 --> 00:46:28,373 - Fuck, fuck! - Okay, we go. 1038 00:46:29,039 --> 00:46:31,543 And don't be Brando today. You might hurt yourself. 1039 00:46:32,710 --> 00:46:34,670 Okay. Okay. 1040 00:46:35,713 --> 00:46:37,006 All right. Picture's up. 1041 00:46:38,382 --> 00:46:41,883 Let's roll camera, roll sound. Scene 109, take one. 1042 00:46:41,885 --> 00:46:42,719 Speed. 1043 00:46:43,345 --> 00:46:44,889 Action. 1044 00:46:50,061 --> 00:46:50,894 Hey, Denny. 1045 00:46:51,396 --> 00:46:52,854 Hey Chris R. I was looking for ya. 1046 00:46:52,856 --> 00:46:55,064 Yeah. Sure you were. 1047 00:46:55,066 --> 00:46:57,694 - You have my money, right? - You wanna play some HORSE? 1048 00:46:58,235 --> 00:46:59,903 I don't wanna play some fucking HORSE. 1049 00:47:00,655 --> 00:47:02,740 Where is my fucking money? 1050 00:47:04,242 --> 00:47:05,907 It's coming, it's coming. 1051 00:47:05,909 --> 00:47:08,244 What do you mean, "It's coming?" 1052 00:47:08,246 --> 00:47:11,791 Just give me five minutes. 1053 00:47:12,666 --> 00:47:14,752 Five minutes? You want five fucking minutes, Denny? 1054 00:47:15,420 --> 00:47:17,794 I don't have five fucking minutes! 1055 00:47:17,796 --> 00:47:19,505 Where's my fucking money, Denny? 1056 00:47:19,507 --> 00:47:21,798 Tell me where my fucking money is, Denny. 1057 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,800 Where's my fucking money, Denny? 1058 00:47:23,802 --> 00:47:24,720 - Goddamn it! - No. God, please, no! 1059 00:47:25,722 --> 00:47:27,930 - Where is my fucking money? - I don't have any! 1060 00:47:27,932 --> 00:47:29,599 Okay, okay! 1061 00:47:29,601 --> 00:47:30,849 - Okay, okay. - Cut, cut, cut. 1062 00:47:30,851 --> 00:47:34,730 Cut, cut. Oh, my God, man. 1063 00:47:35,565 --> 00:47:37,564 Wow. You like monster, right? 1064 00:47:37,566 --> 00:47:39,691 - Little boy, you okay? - You okay, man? 1065 00:47:39,693 --> 00:47:41,110 - Little boy. - So good! 1066 00:47:41,112 --> 00:47:45,405 Oh, man. That's real. That acting like real life. 1067 00:47:45,407 --> 00:47:47,575 Great one. Great take, everyone. 1068 00:47:47,577 --> 00:47:50,577 Good job. All right. 1069 00:47:50,579 --> 00:47:51,456 Action. 1070 00:47:52,539 --> 00:47:53,997 Who do you think you are? You're acting like a kid. 1071 00:47:53,999 --> 00:47:55,833 - Just grow up. - Hey, who you calling "kid"? 1072 00:47:55,835 --> 00:47:57,295 Chill out, Mark. I'm just trying to help. 1073 00:47:57,628 --> 00:47:59,044 You're having an affair with Lisa, aren't you? 1074 00:47:59,046 --> 00:48:00,090 What? 1075 00:48:01,257 --> 00:48:02,675 Okay, cut. Greg, come here. I need to talk to you, okay? 1076 00:48:03,467 --> 00:48:04,842 What's going on, man? 1077 00:48:04,844 --> 00:48:06,802 - You gotta be aggressive. - I know. I know. 1078 00:48:06,804 --> 00:48:08,554 This is your moment. Go to edge of your moment. 1079 00:48:08,556 --> 00:48:10,016 All right? Intensity. 1080 00:48:10,391 --> 00:48:11,682 - Be aggressive. - Yeah. 1081 00:48:11,684 --> 00:48:13,351 - All right. - Great drama. 1082 00:48:13,353 --> 00:48:16,106 - Intensity, emotion. - Thanks, Tommy. Thank you. Yes. 1083 00:48:16,438 --> 00:48:17,438 Okay. Okay. We go again. We go again. 1084 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,773 Okay. Here we go, people. 1085 00:48:19,775 --> 00:48:21,485 - Ready? Set. - Okay. 1086 00:48:21,985 --> 00:48:23,528 - Ready. - Speed. 1087 00:48:23,530 --> 00:48:24,823 And action. 1088 00:48:26,782 --> 00:48:28,159 Wait a sec. Who do you think you are? 1089 00:48:28,492 --> 00:48:30,284 You're acting like a kid. Just grow up. 1090 00:48:30,286 --> 00:48:31,494 Hey, who you calling "kid"? 1091 00:48:31,496 --> 00:48:33,956 Look, chill out, Mark. I'm just trying to help. 1092 00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:37,458 You're having an affair with Lisa, aren't you? 1093 00:48:37,460 --> 00:48:38,336 What? 1094 00:48:38,670 --> 00:48:40,001 - I'm right, aren't I? - What? 1095 00:48:40,003 --> 00:48:42,172 What are you, nuts? 1096 00:48:42,757 --> 00:48:44,342 Cut! 1097 00:48:44,842 --> 00:48:48,218 Wow, Greg! Give me five! 1098 00:48:48,220 --> 00:48:50,387 - Yeah? Better? - Yeah. So intense! 1099 00:48:50,389 --> 00:48:51,223 Next. 1100 00:48:53,434 --> 00:48:55,018 Hello. How can I help you? 1101 00:48:55,353 --> 00:48:58,313 I'd like to cash this check if, uh, possible. 1102 00:49:00,858 --> 00:49:02,775 Okay. Is, uh, 20s okay? 1103 00:49:02,777 --> 00:49:04,320 - It went through? - Yeah. 1104 00:49:05,530 --> 00:49:08,365 That is shocking. There's actually money in there? 1105 00:49:09,117 --> 00:49:10,867 This account? 1106 00:49:10,869 --> 00:49:12,827 It's like a bottomless pit. 1107 00:49:12,829 --> 00:49:13,952 - Really? - Yeah. 1108 00:49:13,954 --> 00:49:15,121 - Tommy? - Yeah. 1109 00:49:15,123 --> 00:49:16,622 So, uh... what's the deal? 1110 00:49:16,624 --> 00:49:18,752 - Do you work with this guy? - Yeah. He's a filmmaker. 1111 00:49:19,335 --> 00:49:20,251 - Oh. - Yeah. 1112 00:49:20,253 --> 00:49:21,626 Working with him on a movie right now. 1113 00:49:21,628 --> 00:49:23,213 - Okay. - You a movie fan? 1114 00:49:24,382 --> 00:49:26,050 - Is it a period piece? - No. 1115 00:49:26,467 --> 00:49:27,342 Nah. 1116 00:49:28,010 --> 00:49:29,135 More spray. More spray. 1117 00:49:29,137 --> 00:49:30,343 You did a great job yesterday. 1118 00:49:30,345 --> 00:49:32,056 - Oh, thank you. Thank you. - Hi, Mark. 1119 00:49:32,557 --> 00:49:35,852 Oh, hi. Oh, hi, Mark. Hi, Mark. 1120 00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:38,353 - Hi, Mark. - Hey, Tommy. 1121 00:49:38,563 --> 00:49:39,519 Hi, Greg. 1122 00:49:39,521 --> 00:49:41,146 Dude, first day in front of the camera. 1123 00:49:41,148 --> 00:49:43,064 How are you feeling? You excited? Nervous? 1124 00:49:43,066 --> 00:49:45,276 Nervous? Why you say that? I'm not nervous. 1125 00:49:45,278 --> 00:49:46,237 Oh, no. Um... 1126 00:49:46,653 --> 00:49:47,778 - Hi Mark. - Oh, just, um... 1127 00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:49,363 Man, before my first scene I was like... 1128 00:49:49,365 --> 00:49:51,448 - I almost threw up. And it was... - You think I'm nervous? 1129 00:49:51,450 --> 00:49:53,409 - Not at all, not at all. I just- - Who says I'm nervous? 1130 00:49:53,411 --> 00:49:55,160 Fine. More spray. 1131 00:49:55,162 --> 00:49:57,412 - It's gonna look really wet. - No. It's gonna look good. 1132 00:49:57,414 --> 00:49:59,208 It look good. I know how it look. 1133 00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:01,459 Just wanna say good luck, man. You're gonna do great. 1134 00:50:01,461 --> 00:50:03,755 Guys. Uh... We're five minutes away from shooting. 1135 00:50:03,921 --> 00:50:05,588 - Great scene yesterday. - Thanks. 1136 00:50:05,590 --> 00:50:07,090 Whatever, you do great scene yesterday. 1137 00:50:07,092 --> 00:50:09,342 Maybe you think I don't do great scene. 1138 00:50:09,344 --> 00:50:11,595 - Tommy, not at all. - Where wardrobe girl? 1139 00:50:11,929 --> 00:50:14,347 - I'm sure she's... - Where wardrobe girl? 1140 00:50:14,349 --> 00:50:15,264 Right here. Right here. 1141 00:50:15,266 --> 00:50:17,224 Where you been? I been looking all over. 1142 00:50:17,226 --> 00:50:18,476 I just went to get ties. 1143 00:50:18,478 --> 00:50:21,061 We're ready now. Too late. Already dressed. 1144 00:50:21,063 --> 00:50:22,479 But none of that matches. I... 1145 00:50:22,481 --> 00:50:24,356 Look, it's his first day under the camera. He's just nervous. 1146 00:50:24,358 --> 00:50:26,566 Don't talk about me, Greg, I hear you. 1147 00:50:26,568 --> 00:50:27,401 Okay, sorry. 1148 00:50:27,403 --> 00:50:29,113 I have ears, for your information. 1149 00:50:29,572 --> 00:50:31,405 Are you gonna film with all that stuff in your pocket? 1150 00:50:31,407 --> 00:50:32,825 I keep my stuff, sweetie. 1151 00:50:33,952 --> 00:50:36,327 Okay. Can I at least take a photo for continuity? 1152 00:50:36,329 --> 00:50:37,912 Continuity in your forehead. 1153 00:50:37,914 --> 00:50:40,331 - What does that even mean? - Don't take it personally. 1154 00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:41,331 He's in a crazy space. 1155 00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:42,959 We're gonna need five more minutes for lighting. 1156 00:50:42,961 --> 00:50:43,670 No. I'm ready now! 1157 00:50:44,461 --> 00:50:46,921 Let's go. Let's go, Sandy, come on. 1158 00:50:46,923 --> 00:50:51,302 - Ready to roll. Set. Ready. And action. - Let's do it! 1159 00:50:56,599 --> 00:50:58,309 What line? What is line? 1160 00:50:59,476 --> 00:51:02,477 I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. 1161 00:51:02,479 --> 00:51:05,441 I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark. 1162 00:51:05,650 --> 00:51:06,483 'Kay. 1163 00:51:09,987 --> 00:51:10,821 Action. 1164 00:51:15,659 --> 00:51:16,493 What is line? 1165 00:51:18,454 --> 00:51:21,372 I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. 1166 00:51:21,374 --> 00:51:23,835 I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark. 1167 00:51:30,007 --> 00:51:34,302 Scene 112. Take 13. Mark it. Action. 1168 00:51:34,304 --> 00:51:35,512 I did not hit her. I... 1169 00:51:36,764 --> 00:51:38,514 Okay. Okay. Line? 1170 00:51:38,516 --> 00:51:39,974 I did not hit her. 1171 00:51:39,976 --> 00:51:42,769 It's not true. It's bullshit. 1172 00:51:42,771 --> 00:51:47,606 I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark. 1173 00:51:47,608 --> 00:51:49,568 Take 17. Action. 1174 00:51:50,862 --> 00:51:51,860 I hit her. 1175 00:51:51,862 --> 00:51:53,653 No! Do you want to change the line? 1176 00:51:53,655 --> 00:51:55,405 Script is script. Script stays same. 1177 00:51:55,407 --> 00:51:57,867 You're doing great, man. We'll get there. 1178 00:51:57,869 --> 00:52:01,871 Action. Action. Action! Action! 1179 00:52:01,873 --> 00:52:04,374 You have to say it loud. I can't hear you in here. 1180 00:52:05,710 --> 00:52:07,878 - Say "Action" so I can hear. - Okay. 1181 00:52:09,296 --> 00:52:10,340 Action! 1182 00:52:11,715 --> 00:52:15,300 I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. 1183 00:52:15,302 --> 00:52:19,639 I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark. 1184 00:52:19,641 --> 00:52:20,932 What the f... Where are you looking? 1185 00:52:20,934 --> 00:52:23,061 It doesn't work if you're looking at the camera. 1186 00:52:23,394 --> 00:52:26,773 - What? - Take 67. Action. 1187 00:52:27,981 --> 00:52:30,358 It's not true. I did not hit her. It's bullshit... 1188 00:52:34,072 --> 00:52:37,282 All right. I'm gonna fucking... try something. I don't know. 1189 00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:39,992 - Fuck! - Hey, hey, hey. 1190 00:52:39,994 --> 00:52:41,077 - What? - Okay, um... 1191 00:52:41,079 --> 00:52:42,327 Maybe, maybe just use this. 1192 00:52:42,329 --> 00:52:43,496 You know, I think it'll help you take your mind off... 1193 00:52:43,498 --> 00:52:45,164 - Water bottle? - Hey, listen, listen. 1194 00:52:45,166 --> 00:52:46,581 What do you always say to me, all right? 1195 00:52:46,583 --> 00:52:48,584 Intensity. Show emotion. Throw it. 1196 00:52:48,586 --> 00:52:49,876 Do something crazy. Use the bottle. 1197 00:52:49,878 --> 00:52:50,963 - Oh, show emotion. - Yes. 1198 00:52:51,505 --> 00:52:52,755 That's easy part. 1199 00:52:52,757 --> 00:52:54,215 Why don't you say that to me before, Greg? 1200 00:52:54,217 --> 00:52:56,260 - I don't know. I didn't... - You see, Greg... 1201 00:52:56,885 --> 00:52:58,260 These other guys, these other people, 1202 00:52:58,262 --> 00:53:00,345 they don't care like you care, you know? 1203 00:53:00,347 --> 00:53:01,972 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. We do this together. 1204 00:53:01,974 --> 00:53:04,435 - Me and you, man. You got this. - Show emotion. 1205 00:53:04,686 --> 00:53:06,563 - Okay. I do it. - Okay. All right. 1206 00:53:06,896 --> 00:53:08,815 - All right. - All right, let's see. 1207 00:53:09,273 --> 00:53:11,483 Oh, we got a bottle now. Look out. 1208 00:53:12,527 --> 00:53:13,445 Action! 1209 00:53:14,445 --> 00:53:17,195 I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. 1210 00:53:17,197 --> 00:53:19,615 I did not hit her. I did not! 1211 00:53:19,617 --> 00:53:22,162 Oh, hi, Mark. 1212 00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:28,667 I got it! 1213 00:53:33,798 --> 00:53:36,301 - We got that? - Okay. Moving on now. 1214 00:53:37,885 --> 00:53:38,762 Hey, babe. 1215 00:53:39,429 --> 00:53:40,305 Hey. 1216 00:53:43,599 --> 00:53:44,476 Babe! 1217 00:53:45,769 --> 00:53:47,434 Wanna take a break? 1218 00:53:47,436 --> 00:53:49,394 - Um... - How's it going? 1219 00:53:49,396 --> 00:53:50,481 Are you feeling good? 1220 00:53:50,981 --> 00:53:54,818 I am. I am. Yeah. Feels like it's coming together. 1221 00:53:55,445 --> 00:53:56,693 - Good. - Yeah. 1222 00:53:56,695 --> 00:53:57,820 Tommy is... 1223 00:53:57,822 --> 00:53:59,613 - Tommy is... - Settling. 1224 00:53:59,615 --> 00:54:01,323 Yeah. He's, he's stressed. 1225 00:54:01,325 --> 00:54:03,492 You know? He, he did his first scene, 1226 00:54:03,494 --> 00:54:05,577 which, uh, took a million takes. 1227 00:54:05,579 --> 00:54:06,829 But, oh, acting it. 1228 00:54:06,831 --> 00:54:08,789 But, you know, he's, he's, the director too. 1229 00:54:08,791 --> 00:54:09,624 And so that's like... 1230 00:54:09,626 --> 00:54:10,624 It's a lot. A lot to think about. 1231 00:54:10,626 --> 00:54:12,501 Acting, directing, producing. 1232 00:54:12,503 --> 00:54:14,796 So he's doing, he's doing great. He'll get there. 1233 00:54:14,798 --> 00:54:15,673 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1234 00:54:16,632 --> 00:54:20,552 What do you do if it turns out really bad? 1235 00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:23,805 - Like... - It's not gonna be bad. 1236 00:54:23,807 --> 00:54:25,975 Like, if it turns out terrible. 1237 00:54:26,266 --> 00:54:27,474 - Would you, can you... - That would, that would... 1238 00:54:27,476 --> 00:54:30,186 - ...take it off your IMDB? - ...suck but... 1239 00:54:30,188 --> 00:54:31,854 But it feels good. It feels good. 1240 00:54:31,856 --> 00:54:33,564 And it's, like, you know when it's working or not, 1241 00:54:33,566 --> 00:54:35,733 and it's, it's really working. 1242 00:54:35,735 --> 00:54:36,568 - Good. - Yeah. 1243 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:41,031 I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. 1244 00:54:41,699 --> 00:54:43,740 One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad 1245 00:54:43,742 --> 00:54:45,700 she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street. 1246 00:54:47,037 --> 00:54:48,914 - What a story, Mark. - Cut. 1247 00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:51,999 Why is he laughing? 1248 00:54:52,001 --> 00:54:53,459 - I have no idea. - Weird time to laugh. 1249 00:54:53,461 --> 00:54:54,376 Uh... 1250 00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:56,711 Why don't we go one more time, and uh, 1251 00:54:56,713 --> 00:54:59,173 let's just get a different reaction to the story, okay? 1252 00:54:59,175 --> 00:55:02,050 Uh... Let's uh, let's roll with tail slate. 1253 00:55:02,052 --> 00:55:03,220 - Rolling. - Okay. 1254 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:05,095 - Everyone set? - Yeah. 1255 00:55:05,097 --> 00:55:07,182 Ready, and, uh, action. 1256 00:55:08,059 --> 00:55:10,394 I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. 1257 00:55:11,061 --> 00:55:13,396 One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad, 1258 00:55:13,398 --> 00:55:15,648 she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street. 1259 00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:19,027 - What a story, Mark. - Cut! 1260 00:55:19,487 --> 00:55:22,907 Oh, God. Okay. Uh... 1261 00:55:26,244 --> 00:55:27,454 Hey, uh... 1262 00:55:28,371 --> 00:55:31,081 So, the story he's telling you, 1263 00:55:31,874 --> 00:55:34,834 - the one you yourself wrote. - Yeah? 1264 00:55:34,836 --> 00:55:36,546 It's not a funny story, Tommy. 1265 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,671 Yeah. I thought, I thought this was a serious scene, Tommy. 1266 00:55:39,673 --> 00:55:41,217 - Yeah. Why are you laughing? - Okay. 1267 00:55:41,508 --> 00:55:44,595 Well, sometimes people do crazy things. Right? 1268 00:55:45,179 --> 00:55:46,138 Human behavior. 1269 00:55:47,766 --> 00:55:50,182 Okay, fair enough. Maybe just get one 1270 00:55:50,184 --> 00:55:52,226 where you don't laugh at the story. Okay? 1271 00:55:52,228 --> 00:55:54,063 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. 1272 00:55:54,271 --> 00:55:55,979 - Okay? - Yeah. 1273 00:55:55,981 --> 00:55:57,148 Okay, we still rolling? 1274 00:55:57,150 --> 00:55:58,106 We're still rolling. 1275 00:55:58,108 --> 00:55:59,525 - Okay, we're set. - Okay, we'll pick it up. 1276 00:55:59,527 --> 00:56:01,443 - Go. - All right. Set speed. 1277 00:56:01,445 --> 00:56:03,280 Ready, and action. 1278 00:56:03,947 --> 00:56:06,450 I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. 1279 00:56:07,075 --> 00:56:09,452 One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad, 1280 00:56:09,454 --> 00:56:11,579 she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street. 1281 00:56:11,581 --> 00:56:14,793 What a story, Mark. 1282 00:56:15,876 --> 00:56:17,709 - Cut! - He's not gonna listen to you. 1283 00:56:17,711 --> 00:56:19,253 We're gonna be here all night. Just call it. 1284 00:56:19,255 --> 00:56:21,963 All right. Cut, check it. Great. I think we got it. 1285 00:56:21,965 --> 00:56:23,759 Okay, great. Check gate. 1286 00:56:27,472 --> 00:56:28,598 It's human behavior. 1287 00:56:30,307 --> 00:56:32,892 He knows nothing about filmmaking. 1288 00:56:32,894 --> 00:56:35,269 He's a complete idiot. I don't even think he's seen a movie. 1289 00:56:35,271 --> 00:56:37,063 He's clearly never been on a set before. 1290 00:56:37,065 --> 00:56:38,314 What? Have you ever heard about someone 1291 00:56:38,316 --> 00:56:39,439 producing, directing... 1292 00:56:39,441 --> 00:56:41,191 This guy doesn't know anything. 1293 00:56:41,193 --> 00:56:42,318 Talking all the time. 1294 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:43,820 Who gives this guy money? 1295 00:56:43,822 --> 00:56:45,488 Oh, I don't even want to get into that. 1296 00:56:45,490 --> 00:56:46,825 That's something I don't even want to probe. 1297 00:56:50,994 --> 00:56:51,996 Oh, wow. 1298 00:56:52,329 --> 00:56:53,498 I love burrito. 1299 00:56:56,583 --> 00:56:58,168 Uh, Tommy. So, um... 1300 00:56:59,170 --> 00:57:00,794 The reason we brought you here 1301 00:57:00,796 --> 00:57:03,338 is because we've, we've been talking, 1302 00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:07,177 and... we decided that we want to move in together. 1303 00:57:08,262 --> 00:57:09,139 Oh... 1304 00:57:11,099 --> 00:57:12,350 I sorry. 1305 00:57:12,809 --> 00:57:13,977 Impossible. 1306 00:57:14,351 --> 00:57:16,436 I have no room for three people in my place. 1307 00:57:16,438 --> 00:57:20,064 Oh, no. That's, that's not what I mean. Um... 1308 00:57:20,066 --> 00:57:21,523 No, Greg's gonna move in with me. 1309 00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:23,191 Yeah... 1310 00:57:23,193 --> 00:57:24,070 What? 1311 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,113 Well, you, you know. We've been going out 1312 00:57:27,115 --> 00:57:28,990 for a little while now, and it just... 1313 00:57:28,992 --> 00:57:30,575 Kinda felt like the right next step. 1314 00:57:30,577 --> 00:57:31,450 The right time. 1315 00:57:31,452 --> 00:57:32,327 Exactly. 1316 00:57:38,626 --> 00:57:39,544 What about movie? 1317 00:57:39,878 --> 00:57:40,754 What about it? 1318 00:57:41,713 --> 00:57:43,378 What... Living together and the movie 1319 00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:45,840 have nothing to do with each other. 1320 00:57:45,842 --> 00:57:46,718 Oh. 1321 00:57:47,135 --> 00:57:48,845 Tommy, I'll, I'll see you on Monday. 1322 00:57:49,804 --> 00:57:50,722 I'll be there. 1323 00:57:54,809 --> 00:57:56,019 I have to go to bathroom. 1324 00:57:56,894 --> 00:57:58,228 Wait. Tommy, Tommy. 1325 00:57:58,521 --> 00:58:00,146 Dude, just cause I'm moving out 1326 00:58:00,148 --> 00:58:01,900 doesn't mean we're not gonna see each other anymore. 1327 00:58:04,068 --> 00:58:05,028 It's all right. 1328 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:06,568 It could've been worse, I guess. 1329 00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:07,360 Yeah. 1330 00:58:14,412 --> 00:58:16,956 Everybody betray me! 1331 00:58:18,208 --> 00:58:19,416 Oh, my foot. 1332 00:58:21,418 --> 00:58:22,628 I hurt my foot. 1333 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,715 Just another day at the office. 1334 00:58:26,048 --> 00:58:29,217 - Can you not right now? - I need more lights over here. 1335 00:58:29,219 --> 00:58:32,762 - You, help him, you, too. - Greg. 1336 00:58:32,764 --> 00:58:34,099 I need this look like Titanic. 1337 00:58:34,349 --> 00:58:35,892 - The Titanic? - Yeah, that one. 1338 00:58:36,266 --> 00:58:38,143 - Yeah, yeah, trust me. It does. - Okay. 1339 00:58:38,394 --> 00:58:39,769 - Okay, okay. We go. - Tommy, Tommy, 1340 00:58:39,771 --> 00:58:41,269 this is not necessary. 1341 00:58:41,271 --> 00:58:42,939 Ver... Very necessary. Very... 1342 00:58:42,941 --> 00:58:45,108 I need to show my ass to sell this movie. 1343 00:58:45,110 --> 00:58:47,487 - That's not true... - At least we have a closed set. 1344 00:58:47,695 --> 00:58:51,572 Not closed set. Open set. Life is not closed set. 1345 00:58:51,574 --> 00:58:54,452 I want everyone to see. You especially. 1346 00:58:54,702 --> 00:58:55,992 Wh... Why? What? 1347 00:58:55,994 --> 00:58:58,329 Brad Pitt do this in The Legend of the Fall. 1348 00:58:58,331 --> 00:58:59,164 Julie, are you okay? 1349 00:59:00,333 --> 00:59:01,958 Could we maybe just put on some music to get in the mood? 1350 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,459 Like maybe a little Alicia Keys... 1351 00:59:03,461 --> 00:59:04,961 I'm sorry, we're not here to promote 1352 00:59:04,963 --> 00:59:06,711 other people's work. All right? 1353 00:59:06,713 --> 00:59:08,923 We go. Okay? Rolling? 1354 00:59:08,925 --> 00:59:10,969 Wait. Wait. Wait. Cut, cut. What is this? 1355 00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:13,802 - What is this? This disgusting? - It's my body. 1356 00:59:13,804 --> 00:59:15,931 No, this, pimples on the... Makeup! 1357 00:59:16,141 --> 00:59:18,057 Makeup, come fix this disgusting body. 1358 00:59:18,059 --> 00:59:19,767 Tommy! Stop it. What the fuck? 1359 00:59:19,769 --> 00:59:21,979 Juliette, I'm so sorry. I'm so... 1360 00:59:22,479 --> 00:59:24,521 Dude, what... What are you doing? Why are you acting like this? 1361 00:59:24,523 --> 00:59:27,691 This American movie. She need to look sexy. Beautiful 1362 00:59:27,693 --> 00:59:29,653 - Come here. Come on. - What? 1363 00:59:30,572 --> 00:59:32,780 - Fuck, man. - I know I'm hard on her. 1364 00:59:32,782 --> 00:59:34,322 Yeah you're hard... It's not just that. 1365 00:59:34,324 --> 00:59:35,782 What's going on with you? 1366 00:59:35,784 --> 00:59:37,828 Stanley Kubrick. He nice to actor? 1367 00:59:38,329 --> 00:59:40,707 Alfred Hitchcock? Let me tell you something, Greg. 1368 00:59:41,081 --> 00:59:42,497 He do this movie, Birds. 1369 00:59:42,499 --> 00:59:43,666 Yeah, I'm aware of The Birds. 1370 00:59:43,668 --> 00:59:46,084 On this movie, he terrified the actors. 1371 00:59:46,086 --> 00:59:47,378 - He locked them in rooms. - Tommy... 1372 00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:49,965 He throw birds at them. Real birds! 1373 00:59:51,092 --> 00:59:52,175 Nasty stuff. 1374 00:59:52,177 --> 00:59:53,845 The actors, they cry every day. 1375 00:59:54,137 --> 00:59:57,805 This movie win every award. Is Mr. Hitchcock bad man? 1376 00:59:57,807 --> 00:59:59,347 No. He great director! 1377 00:59:59,349 --> 01:00:00,682 Yeah, but he was an asshole 1378 01:00:00,684 --> 01:00:02,851 and I bet he didn't direct with his fucking dick out. 1379 01:00:02,853 --> 01:00:05,813 Oh, really? Well, maybe we check the record, okay? 1380 01:00:05,815 --> 01:00:07,523 You know, for your information, 1381 01:00:07,525 --> 01:00:10,693 the word director come from dictator. Rest my case. 1382 01:00:10,695 --> 01:00:12,861 You can't treat them like this. It's not right. 1383 01:00:12,863 --> 01:00:14,113 I treat them how I treat them. 1384 01:00:14,115 --> 01:00:15,822 If anyone needs to be upset here, 1385 01:00:15,824 --> 01:00:17,115 - it's me, quite frankly. - What? 1386 01:00:17,117 --> 01:00:19,410 I give them job. I give them salary. 1387 01:00:19,412 --> 01:00:21,954 I already spend five million dollar on this movie, Greg. 1388 01:00:21,956 --> 01:00:24,039 Five... Are you kidding me? Five million dollars? 1389 01:00:24,041 --> 01:00:25,333 And they are not grateful. 1390 01:00:25,335 --> 01:00:26,876 Nobody respect my vision. 1391 01:00:26,878 --> 01:00:29,378 I know what they say, Greg, I hear them. 1392 01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:31,588 Nobody trust me. Not even you, Greg! 1393 01:00:31,590 --> 01:00:34,675 - That's... What are you... - See, you don't even trust me. 1394 01:00:34,677 --> 01:00:36,218 - Hey, Tommy, Tommy, hey! - Let's go! Let's go. 1395 01:00:36,220 --> 01:00:38,095 - Be nice to her! Be nice to her! - Juliette, let's go. 1396 01:00:38,097 --> 01:00:40,472 - Let's go. - Juliette. Hey, hey... 1397 01:00:40,474 --> 01:00:43,267 If you're not comfortable, tell me, okay? 1398 01:00:43,269 --> 01:00:45,939 - I can do it. It's fine. - All right, roll it. 1399 01:00:46,313 --> 01:00:49,066 Ready, and action. 1400 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:57,907 I think you're aiming a little bit high. 1401 01:00:57,909 --> 01:01:00,535 I aim where I aim. Just do the scene. 1402 01:01:00,537 --> 01:01:02,662 Why is he having sex with her bellybutton? 1403 01:01:02,664 --> 01:01:03,787 Oh, my God. 1404 01:01:03,789 --> 01:01:05,497 He knows where her vagina is, right? 1405 01:01:05,499 --> 01:01:09,334 Okay. Cut. I need more passion. And this, this still disgusting. 1406 01:01:09,336 --> 01:01:11,713 - You don't clean it. - Fuck that, okay. 1407 01:01:11,923 --> 01:01:14,005 You embarrass that girl in front of the entire crew, 1408 01:01:14,007 --> 01:01:15,508 you're a dead man. 1409 01:01:15,510 --> 01:01:18,218 Oh, really? I'm dead man, I'm dead man? 1410 01:01:18,220 --> 01:01:20,262 Everyone, everyone calm down. Jesus. Come on. 1411 01:01:20,264 --> 01:01:21,680 Juliette, you need a break. Take a break. 1412 01:01:21,682 --> 01:01:22,432 I'm okay. 1413 01:01:22,434 --> 01:01:23,224 She okay. 1414 01:01:23,226 --> 01:01:23,932 All right, well, I need a break. 1415 01:01:23,934 --> 01:01:24,936 - Then you're fired! - What? 1416 01:01:25,561 --> 01:01:26,184 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 1417 01:01:26,186 --> 01:01:27,102 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1418 01:01:27,104 --> 01:01:29,146 I know what you say. I hear you. And you. 1419 01:01:29,148 --> 01:01:31,481 And you, and you. I hear everybody. 1420 01:01:31,483 --> 01:01:32,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1421 01:01:32,402 --> 01:01:33,526 Wh... What the fuck are you talking about? 1422 01:01:33,528 --> 01:01:34,904 Where Marcus? Marcus! 1423 01:01:35,362 --> 01:01:36,486 Marc... Film, now. 1424 01:01:36,488 --> 01:01:39,240 This Marcus. I hire him to documentary 1425 01:01:39,242 --> 01:01:40,282 the making of The Room. 1426 01:01:40,284 --> 01:01:44,119 He capture every comment. "Oh, yeah, Tommy weird." 1427 01:01:44,121 --> 01:01:46,581 "Tommy like Frankenstein." "He like... 1428 01:01:46,583 --> 01:01:48,624 He like vampire rapist." 1429 01:01:48,626 --> 01:01:50,459 I hear everything! 1430 01:01:50,461 --> 01:01:51,585 I have ears everywhere! 1431 01:01:51,587 --> 01:01:53,795 I hear your whispers in your souls! 1432 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:56,255 - You're on my planet! Okay? - Wait, wait. 1433 01:01:56,257 --> 01:01:58,632 So you've been spying on your entire production? 1434 01:01:58,634 --> 01:02:01,303 - Yeah, that's right. - That's fucking crazy. 1435 01:02:01,305 --> 01:02:04,431 That how it is. So now you know. Next time you make laughter, 1436 01:02:04,433 --> 01:02:05,973 ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... 1437 01:02:05,975 --> 01:02:08,810 I don't care who you are, you're out on street. 1438 01:02:08,812 --> 01:02:10,147 What about me? Am I still fired? 1439 01:02:12,899 --> 01:02:14,442 All right, I give you one more chance. 1440 01:02:20,616 --> 01:02:21,492 Take three's up. 1441 01:02:22,618 --> 01:02:25,496 Let's go. Make sure you see my ass. 1442 01:02:27,498 --> 01:02:28,791 - See you at the car? - Okay. 1443 01:02:36,964 --> 01:02:37,841 Tommy. 1444 01:02:40,009 --> 01:02:41,303 Tommy, we're leaving. 1445 01:02:52,105 --> 01:02:54,188 I feel like, um... 1446 01:02:54,190 --> 01:02:56,192 I feel like we should at least talk about this. 1447 01:02:57,527 --> 01:02:58,529 Look at my arm. 1448 01:02:59,529 --> 01:03:00,696 Not bad. 1449 01:03:01,364 --> 01:03:03,031 Look like big strong kid. 1450 01:03:03,033 --> 01:03:06,036 Yeah, man. 1451 01:03:08,955 --> 01:03:10,707 All right. I'll, uh... I'll see you. 1452 01:03:18,464 --> 01:03:21,718 I haven't seen any water. I'm pretty sure that's illegal. 1453 01:03:22,301 --> 01:03:24,886 - Yeah, fuck this place. - There's no AC in here. 1454 01:03:24,888 --> 01:03:26,265 He's too fucking cheap. 1455 01:03:27,890 --> 01:03:30,183 Nobody wants to help me. 1456 01:03:30,185 --> 01:03:31,851 And I'm dying. 1457 01:03:31,853 --> 01:03:33,895 Hey. It's like 100 fucking degrees in here. 1458 01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:35,020 He show up yet? 1459 01:03:35,022 --> 01:03:38,065 No. I wish. Hey, guys, if he doesn't get here soon, 1460 01:03:38,067 --> 01:03:38,984 I just say we call lunch. 1461 01:03:38,986 --> 01:03:39,900 What do you say? 1462 01:03:39,902 --> 01:03:41,112 - Lunch! - Yeah. 1463 01:03:41,737 --> 01:03:44,196 - You wanna just keep rehearsing? - Sure, sure. 1464 01:03:44,198 --> 01:03:46,824 - Um... - Um, you're not dying, Mom. 1465 01:03:46,826 --> 01:03:49,411 I got the results of the test back. 1466 01:03:49,413 --> 01:03:51,996 I definitely have breast cancer. 1467 01:03:51,998 --> 01:03:53,998 - Hi, everybody. - Oh! 1468 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,794 - Hey, you're here. - Hey, everybody. Here camera. 1469 01:03:57,379 --> 01:03:58,587 Okay, you ready? 1470 01:03:58,589 --> 01:04:00,087 Where have you been, man? 1471 01:04:00,089 --> 01:04:01,005 Where have I been? You know, 1472 01:04:01,007 --> 01:04:02,716 just getting ready in my apartment. 1473 01:04:02,718 --> 01:04:04,051 I live there alone now. 1474 01:04:04,344 --> 01:04:06,219 - Tommy. - Yeah, question? 1475 01:04:06,221 --> 01:04:08,096 Does this come back? 1476 01:04:08,098 --> 01:04:09,764 What are... What she talking about? 1477 01:04:09,766 --> 01:04:11,056 This story line. 1478 01:04:11,058 --> 01:04:15,229 - The breast cancer. - Breast cancer? No. It's twist. 1479 01:04:16,355 --> 01:04:17,938 So it never comes back? 1480 01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:20,650 I don't have time to explain script to you, okay? 1481 01:04:20,652 --> 01:04:23,862 What is this makeup? You look like you're swimming in lake. 1482 01:04:23,864 --> 01:04:26,071 - It's 100 degrees in... - Makeup! 1483 01:04:26,073 --> 01:04:28,158 Tommy! If you're not going to pay for air conditioning 1484 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,743 you at least have to pay for water. 1485 01:04:29,745 --> 01:04:31,076 Yeah, could we just have a little 1486 01:04:31,078 --> 01:04:32,621 bit of water before the scene? I... 1487 01:04:32,623 --> 01:04:35,748 Okay I stop you. I stop everybody right there, okay? 1488 01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:38,292 Nobody in Hollywood will give you water either, okay? 1489 01:04:38,294 --> 01:04:40,462 That's not true. Dude, we can't work like this. 1490 01:04:40,464 --> 01:04:42,089 I'm not Santa Claus, all right? 1491 01:04:42,091 --> 01:04:44,882 Maybe you go buy water for everybody, Greg. 1492 01:04:44,884 --> 01:04:48,430 Okay? Maybe girlfriend bring you water or something. 1493 01:04:48,638 --> 01:04:50,763 We gotta get going, okay? We're already four hours behind. 1494 01:04:50,765 --> 01:04:53,434 - Okay, well, whose fault that? - Yours. 1495 01:04:54,812 --> 01:04:57,395 - My fault? - You're late every goddamn day. 1496 01:04:57,397 --> 01:04:58,730 All right, that your five cents. 1497 01:04:58,732 --> 01:05:00,524 - I'm fucking director. - Exactly. 1498 01:05:00,526 --> 01:05:02,025 - Exactly! - Exactly! 1499 01:05:02,027 --> 01:05:03,652 Exactly. Turn these lights on right now! 1500 01:05:03,654 --> 01:05:05,069 If I turn on the lights, it's gonna get hotter. 1501 01:05:05,071 --> 01:05:07,279 - Be professional, do your job. - You do your job! 1502 01:05:07,281 --> 01:05:08,614 Tommy, it's hot enough as is. 1503 01:05:08,616 --> 01:05:10,241 Greg, so you know about light too? 1504 01:05:10,243 --> 01:05:11,576 Huh? You know everything. 1505 01:05:11,578 --> 01:05:13,828 Huh? You know water, light, girlfriend. 1506 01:05:13,830 --> 01:05:15,496 Oh, my God! Carolyn just fainted! 1507 01:05:15,498 --> 01:05:16,498 - Hey, hey. - Tommy, please get 1508 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:17,457 her some water. 1509 01:05:17,459 --> 01:05:19,125 Tommy, get some fucking water. Come on. 1510 01:05:19,127 --> 01:05:21,962 - Carolyn? Carolyn. - What she doing, taking nap? 1511 01:05:21,964 --> 01:05:23,672 She's not taking a fucking nap, 1512 01:05:23,674 --> 01:05:26,674 you fucking idiot. She passed out. 1513 01:05:26,676 --> 01:05:29,469 She's not dead. No. I can feel her heartbeat. 1514 01:05:29,471 --> 01:05:31,388 It's not 'cause water. It's 'cause she old lady. 1515 01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:32,808 Tommy, please! 1516 01:05:33,766 --> 01:05:35,558 You know what, that's it. I'm pulling the plug. 1517 01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:36,810 Turn off the lights. 1518 01:05:36,812 --> 01:05:40,813 Open the doors. That's lunch. I'm cooling it out in here. 1519 01:05:40,815 --> 01:05:42,022 She okay? Can we get the medic? 1520 01:05:42,024 --> 01:05:43,359 Turn off these lights! 1521 01:05:44,361 --> 01:05:46,944 The best thing I can say about this is nobody will ever see it. 1522 01:05:46,946 --> 01:05:48,196 We can walk off. We can walk off... 1523 01:05:48,198 --> 01:05:50,364 I'm just tired is all. 1524 01:05:50,366 --> 01:05:52,993 I haven't been sleeping well recently. 1525 01:05:52,995 --> 01:05:55,538 - I'll be fine. - Hey, can I ask you something? 1526 01:05:56,038 --> 01:05:57,415 Why, why do you do it? 1527 01:05:57,707 --> 01:06:00,333 You have a husband and grandkids. 1528 01:06:00,335 --> 01:06:03,252 You live 50 miles from here, 1529 01:06:03,254 --> 01:06:06,380 and you wake up at 5:00 am to drive all this way. 1530 01:06:06,382 --> 01:06:07,216 For what? 1531 01:06:08,343 --> 01:06:12,055 We're actors, Greg. You and me. People like us. 1532 01:06:12,513 --> 01:06:15,931 Even the worst day on a movie set 1533 01:06:15,933 --> 01:06:18,728 is better than the best day anywhere else. 1534 01:06:20,147 --> 01:06:21,190 Hey, Greg. 1535 01:06:22,357 --> 01:06:23,647 Can we ask you something? 1536 01:06:23,649 --> 01:06:25,777 - Yeah? - What is this movie about? 1537 01:06:27,404 --> 01:06:29,779 - I have a theory. - Oh? 1538 01:06:29,781 --> 01:06:31,115 Autobiographical. 1539 01:06:31,699 --> 01:06:33,784 Someone in his life was a Denny, 1540 01:06:33,786 --> 01:06:36,118 a kid brother he was always looking out for. 1541 01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:37,411 Someone was a Mark. 1542 01:06:37,413 --> 01:06:39,998 A better looking friend he was always jealous of. 1543 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,419 I'm sure there was a Michelle and a Mike. 1544 01:06:42,835 --> 01:06:45,421 So, does that mean there's a Lisa? 1545 01:06:45,839 --> 01:06:47,589 Somebody who broke his heart? 1546 01:06:47,591 --> 01:06:49,757 Stabbed him in the back and ruined his life? 1547 01:06:49,759 --> 01:06:51,303 Well, that's pretty obvious to me. 1548 01:06:52,763 --> 01:06:54,139 That's the universe. 1549 01:07:02,314 --> 01:07:04,940 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's Bryan fucking Cranston. 1550 01:07:04,942 --> 01:07:06,357 Oh, hey, I know him. 1551 01:07:06,359 --> 01:07:08,442 Oh, yeah, no shit. Malcolm in the Middle. 1552 01:07:08,444 --> 01:07:10,402 No. From Pilates. 1553 01:07:10,404 --> 01:07:11,281 - Brian! - What are you... Wait! 1554 01:07:12,116 --> 01:07:14,533 - Hi! - Amber! How are you? 1555 01:07:14,535 --> 01:07:16,076 - So good to see you. - You too. 1556 01:07:16,078 --> 01:07:17,326 This is my boyfriend, Greg. 1557 01:07:17,328 --> 01:07:18,870 - Hey, Greg, how are you? - Good, yeah. 1558 01:07:18,872 --> 01:07:20,413 Greg is also an actor. 1559 01:07:20,415 --> 01:07:21,455 - You are? - Yeah. 1560 01:07:21,457 --> 01:07:24,000 Cool. Anything I would have seen you in? 1561 01:07:24,002 --> 01:07:26,502 - Ah, no. I doubt it. - Well, you know, it's a journey. 1562 01:07:27,631 --> 01:07:29,004 Are you working on anything at the moment? 1563 01:07:29,006 --> 01:07:31,466 Yes, yeah, actually I'm, I'm doing this movie. 1564 01:07:31,468 --> 01:07:32,884 - Movie? Nice! - Yeah. 1565 01:07:32,886 --> 01:07:35,929 Yeah, but, you know, I'd love to do TV at some point. 1566 01:07:35,931 --> 01:07:39,516 Yeah, you know. Sitcoms, drama, cop shows, 1567 01:07:39,518 --> 01:07:41,393 Yeah, you name it, I would doit. 1568 01:07:41,395 --> 01:07:42,978 It's funny you mention that. 1569 01:07:42,980 --> 01:07:46,730 'Cause, um... I'm directing an episode of Malcolm right now. 1570 01:07:46,732 --> 01:07:49,152 Next week we're shooting a scene where the boys get lost, 1571 01:07:49,486 --> 01:07:52,362 and Hal and Lois have to go find them in the woods, 1572 01:07:52,364 --> 01:07:56,116 and we're having trouble finding this lumberjack role. 1573 01:07:56,118 --> 01:07:59,326 And you got this this beard. What do you think? 1574 01:07:59,328 --> 01:08:00,786 You wanna, you wanna do it? 1575 01:08:00,788 --> 01:08:02,496 Are you serious? 1576 01:08:02,498 --> 01:08:04,458 Yeah, well, you know, everybody needs a break. 1577 01:08:04,460 --> 01:08:05,502 A... Are you good? 1578 01:08:05,669 --> 01:08:07,252 - I should've asked that first. - Yes, yes, no. 1579 01:08:07,254 --> 01:08:08,297 He's very good. 1580 01:08:09,381 --> 01:08:10,379 Listen man, I'm sorry, I'm freaking out a little bit. 1581 01:08:10,381 --> 01:08:11,464 I'm a big fan. 1582 01:08:11,466 --> 01:08:13,299 - This is like, it's crazy. - All right. 1583 01:08:13,301 --> 01:08:16,343 All right. You and the beard next Tuesday and Wednesday. 1584 01:08:16,345 --> 01:08:17,303 I will be there. 1585 01:08:17,305 --> 01:08:18,888 Great to see you! 1586 01:08:18,890 --> 01:08:20,598 - Thank you, man, seriously. - You're welcome. 1587 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:22,059 - See you next week. - Thanks, thanks again. 1588 01:08:25,855 --> 01:08:26,898 Okay, I'm set. 1589 01:08:27,608 --> 01:08:28,522 Action. 1590 01:08:31,194 --> 01:08:33,654 Screw the whole world! 1591 01:08:48,504 --> 01:08:50,380 Why? 1592 01:08:51,047 --> 01:08:55,092 Why? Why is this happening to me? 1593 01:08:55,094 --> 01:08:56,053 Why? 1594 01:08:58,471 --> 01:09:01,099 God, forgive me. 1595 01:09:10,483 --> 01:09:11,691 Why is he getting back up? 1596 01:09:14,403 --> 01:09:16,572 - Cut. - No. Don't cut. Don't cut. 1597 01:09:17,157 --> 01:09:19,950 Why you cut, Sandy? This is great. This real acting. 1598 01:09:19,952 --> 01:09:21,368 If you're gonna writhe around with the dress, 1599 01:09:21,370 --> 01:09:22,535 maybe do it before you shoot yourself 1600 01:09:22,537 --> 01:09:23,744 in the head and blow your brains out. 1601 01:09:23,746 --> 01:09:24,829 I disagree. 1602 01:09:24,831 --> 01:09:27,959 We go. Okay. Still rolling. Here we go. 1603 01:09:28,419 --> 01:09:29,375 And action. 1604 01:09:39,095 --> 01:09:41,012 I wanted to keep that dress. 1605 01:09:41,014 --> 01:09:42,763 You can never wear that dress again. 1606 01:09:49,063 --> 01:09:50,355 Okay. Now I do kill part. 1607 01:09:50,357 --> 01:09:52,566 Oh, great, yeah. Let's cover that again. 1608 01:09:52,568 --> 01:09:53,652 Give me countdown. 1609 01:09:54,444 --> 01:09:55,403 Three, two, one, bang. 1610 01:09:58,739 --> 01:09:59,616 Wow. 1611 01:10:00,533 --> 01:10:02,243 - Cut. - And cut. 1612 01:10:02,618 --> 01:10:04,494 - I think we got it. - I guess so, yeah. 1613 01:10:04,496 --> 01:10:06,081 Get me a C-stand over there, please. 1614 01:10:06,706 --> 01:10:08,584 Dude, that was, amazing. 1615 01:10:10,251 --> 01:10:11,959 - You think so? - Totally. Yeah. 1616 01:10:11,961 --> 01:10:14,170 It was... It was raw... and intense. 1617 01:10:14,172 --> 01:10:15,799 And, yeah, you really brought it, man. Seriously. 1618 01:10:16,466 --> 01:10:17,716 - Thank you. - So, uh... 1619 01:10:17,718 --> 01:10:20,927 So listen. I know, I know this is last minute, but, um.. 1620 01:10:20,929 --> 01:10:22,387 I just wanted to talk to you about something real quick. 1621 01:10:22,389 --> 01:10:24,597 What is it, Greg? You can see I'm very busy right now. 1622 01:10:24,599 --> 01:10:26,348 Yeah. Yeah, um... So, so you know how 1623 01:10:26,350 --> 01:10:27,642 the big beard shaving scene is tomorrow? 1624 01:10:27,644 --> 01:10:29,393 - Yeah, I know the schedule. - Right. 1625 01:10:29,395 --> 01:10:30,936 So I was just... I was hoping that we can maybe 1626 01:10:30,938 --> 01:10:32,062 move it to next week. 1627 01:10:32,064 --> 01:10:33,817 And that I can maybe get the day off tomorrow. 1628 01:10:34,568 --> 01:10:35,901 Why? You sick? 1629 01:10:35,903 --> 01:10:36,779 Oh, no. 1630 01:10:37,738 --> 01:10:39,320 Greg, I can't afford you get sick right now. 1631 01:10:39,322 --> 01:10:40,155 You're lead actor, I'm director. 1632 01:10:40,157 --> 01:10:41,155 I feel great, man. It's not that. 1633 01:10:41,157 --> 01:10:42,908 - I feel great. - Why, why? Why you need day off? 1634 01:10:42,910 --> 01:10:45,953 I, I actually... I landed a small role in a TV show. 1635 01:10:46,287 --> 01:10:47,663 It's, uh, Malcolm in the Middle. 1636 01:10:47,915 --> 01:10:49,664 You're movie actor now. 1637 01:10:49,666 --> 01:10:51,624 Why you do this, this TV? 1638 01:10:51,626 --> 01:10:53,502 Well, it's... It's kind of a big show. It's... 1639 01:10:53,504 --> 01:10:54,960 You know, it would be great exposure. 1640 01:10:54,962 --> 01:10:55,837 It would be like a really good 1641 01:10:55,839 --> 01:10:58,507 stepping stone for my career, I think. 1642 01:10:58,509 --> 01:11:00,049 What you do in this Little Malcolm? 1643 01:11:00,051 --> 01:11:01,843 I'm, I'm playing, like, a lumberjack. 1644 01:11:01,845 --> 01:11:04,262 And, um... That's why the beard... 1645 01:11:04,264 --> 01:11:05,222 That's why I need it. 1646 01:11:05,224 --> 01:11:07,810 Uh, which is why I can't shave tomorrow. 1647 01:11:08,477 --> 01:11:09,935 But if we, if we just move the schedule 1648 01:11:09,937 --> 01:11:11,977 just like a day or two, it would... 1649 01:11:11,979 --> 01:11:12,896 It would really mean a lot to me. 1650 01:11:12,898 --> 01:11:15,190 Oh, I'm sorry, Greg. I can't help you. 1651 01:11:15,192 --> 01:11:17,901 - What... Why? What? - Clean-shaven Mark. 1652 01:11:17,903 --> 01:11:21,154 You know, he make grand entrance at beginning of third act. 1653 01:11:21,156 --> 01:11:23,155 Very important. It's metaphor. 1654 01:11:23,157 --> 01:11:25,700 I know. I know. But we can just, we can do it next week. 1655 01:11:25,702 --> 01:11:27,285 - It's not a big deal... - No, I can't, Greg! 1656 01:11:27,287 --> 01:11:29,036 - Impossible. I'm sorry. - Tommy. 1657 01:11:29,038 --> 01:11:30,496 I can't give you special treatment, Greg. 1658 01:11:30,498 --> 01:11:33,249 What? I can't give special treatment to everybody. 1659 01:11:33,251 --> 01:11:34,377 Everybody here working hard. 1660 01:11:35,546 --> 01:11:36,919 One favor. I'm just asking for a tiny favor, as a friend. 1661 01:11:36,921 --> 01:11:37,920 - Favor, favor. - Yes. 1662 01:11:37,922 --> 01:11:38,963 Favor. You always ask for favor. 1663 01:11:38,965 --> 01:11:40,339 This is one tiny thing, that's it. 1664 01:11:40,341 --> 01:11:42,717 I take you to Los Angeles, give you place to stay. 1665 01:11:42,719 --> 01:11:44,511 I write you this part. 1666 01:11:44,513 --> 01:11:46,221 I do this whole movie for you, Greg. 1667 01:11:46,223 --> 01:11:48,347 What? You did it for me? Come on, man. 1668 01:11:48,349 --> 01:11:50,057 For us. We do it together. 1669 01:11:50,059 --> 01:11:52,811 Okay. Yes. It's our movie. It doesn't change that. 1670 01:11:52,813 --> 01:11:55,230 - Don't betray me, Greg. - I'm not betraying you. 1671 01:11:55,232 --> 01:11:56,897 What I say, we do this together. 1672 01:11:56,899 --> 01:11:59,234 We do this together and now you betray me. 1673 01:11:59,236 --> 01:11:59,903 I'm not... 1674 01:12:01,488 --> 01:12:03,073 So are you gonna let me do it or not? 1675 01:12:03,907 --> 01:12:06,243 Not up to me, Greg. It up to you. 1676 01:12:06,702 --> 01:12:07,578 You have to choose. 1677 01:12:08,077 --> 01:12:10,744 You do this TV show Little Malcolm 1678 01:12:10,746 --> 01:12:12,664 or you do the movie. 1679 01:12:12,666 --> 01:12:13,792 Our movie, Greg. 1680 01:12:19,590 --> 01:12:20,466 Greg. 1681 01:12:24,260 --> 01:12:25,803 - I... - Unbelievable. 1682 01:12:31,769 --> 01:12:32,770 She had to go? 1683 01:12:46,241 --> 01:12:50,451 - Whoa! - Wow. 1684 01:12:50,453 --> 01:12:52,456 Hey, guys. You like it? 1685 01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:55,207 - Yeah. - You look great. 1686 01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:57,124 Look like... Baby Face. 1687 01:12:57,126 --> 01:12:58,334 You guys wanna play some football? 1688 01:12:58,336 --> 01:13:00,712 In tuxes? No, you gotta be kidding. 1689 01:13:00,714 --> 01:13:03,132 - Mark, come on, let's do it. - I'm up for it. 1690 01:13:03,759 --> 01:13:05,969 - Johnny? - Ask Peter. 1691 01:13:06,761 --> 01:13:08,219 Peter, come on. 1692 01:13:08,221 --> 01:13:10,264 - No. I don't think so. - Please. 1693 01:13:10,974 --> 01:13:12,516 - No. - Come on! 1694 01:13:19,023 --> 01:13:20,690 Cut. 1695 01:13:20,692 --> 01:13:22,277 You good, Tommy? 1696 01:13:23,903 --> 01:13:27,239 Yeah. Good day, everybody. See you tomorrow. 1697 01:13:27,241 --> 01:13:28,740 All right. Great job. 1698 01:13:28,742 --> 01:13:30,450 I don't believe it. 1699 01:13:30,452 --> 01:13:33,997 Let's go to a bar and erase the memory of today. 1700 01:13:35,791 --> 01:13:38,001 - Hey, Sandy, Raphael. - Yep? 1701 01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:39,545 Can I talk to you minute? 1702 01:13:46,676 --> 01:13:47,678 Road trip. 1703 01:13:48,511 --> 01:13:50,139 San Francisco, here we come. 1704 01:13:50,596 --> 01:13:51,721 Hey, who are these guys? 1705 01:13:51,723 --> 01:13:54,266 Oh, that's Todd, that's friend of Todd. 1706 01:13:54,268 --> 01:13:56,101 And... other friend of Todd 1707 01:13:56,103 --> 01:13:57,187 Where's Sandy and Raphael? 1708 01:13:57,688 --> 01:13:59,565 Uh... It's over for those guys. 1709 01:14:00,314 --> 01:14:01,397 Did you fire them? 1710 01:14:01,399 --> 01:14:03,607 Who's to say? Come on, forget about them. 1711 01:14:03,609 --> 01:14:05,153 - Why? - We have Todd now. 1712 01:14:05,528 --> 01:14:07,611 Look, it's gonna be like the old days. 1713 01:14:07,613 --> 01:14:10,533 San Francisco. We take stroll down memory lane. 1714 01:14:11,326 --> 01:14:14,244 Wait till you see new script pages, Greg. You love it. 1715 01:14:14,246 --> 01:14:15,747 Be very dramatic. 1716 01:14:16,372 --> 01:14:18,709 Let's do it. Okay, Todd. 1717 01:14:19,710 --> 01:14:21,209 Yeah, you put camera there, okay? 1718 01:14:21,211 --> 01:14:22,043 Yep. It's here. 1719 01:14:22,045 --> 01:14:23,294 Okay, we throw a ball over here. 1720 01:14:23,296 --> 01:14:25,047 Come on, Greg. Come on, Greg. 1721 01:14:26,507 --> 01:14:28,508 Remember, Greg? We played football. 1722 01:14:28,510 --> 01:14:30,345 - First time we met. - Yeah, yeah, I remember. 1723 01:14:30,554 --> 01:14:33,679 Okay. Okay. Todd, can you roll it? 1724 01:14:33,681 --> 01:14:34,558 Rolling. 1725 01:14:39,563 --> 01:14:42,062 - Tommy, what are we doing here? - We do new scene. 1726 01:14:42,064 --> 01:14:43,397 About Mark failure. 1727 01:14:43,399 --> 01:14:44,274 What? 1728 01:14:44,276 --> 01:14:45,816 Mark want to make dreams come true. 1729 01:14:45,818 --> 01:14:47,069 And Johnny help him. 1730 01:14:47,738 --> 01:14:50,155 - Yeah, I don't think so, man. - Let's do it. 1731 01:14:50,157 --> 01:14:52,074 Come on. Take from your real life. 1732 01:14:52,576 --> 01:14:54,243 Drop it. Stop. Don't do this. 1733 01:14:55,077 --> 01:14:56,911 I'm asking you nicely. Stop it. Drop it. 1734 01:14:56,913 --> 01:14:58,914 Remember? You want to be actor, but... 1735 01:14:58,916 --> 01:15:01,085 nobody believe in you, Greg. 1736 01:15:01,417 --> 01:15:02,834 You know. You're not good enough. 1737 01:15:02,836 --> 01:15:04,585 Like, do that. That stuff. 1738 01:15:04,587 --> 01:15:06,090 What? No. Tommy, drop it. 1739 01:15:06,590 --> 01:15:07,882 Movies are emotion. 1740 01:15:08,257 --> 01:15:10,094 Okay, you need to be real for us. 1741 01:15:10,551 --> 01:15:13,096 - God. - Look... Greg. 1742 01:15:13,596 --> 01:15:17,014 Frankly, you have not been that real the whole movie. 1743 01:15:17,016 --> 01:15:18,850 - Now your chance. - Fuck you, Tommy. 1744 01:15:18,852 --> 01:15:21,393 No one believe in you, and mom think you're loser. 1745 01:15:21,395 --> 01:15:22,436 - Go. - I said no! 1746 01:15:22,438 --> 01:15:24,941 Greg, damn it! Why you throw this tricky stuff? 1747 01:15:27,443 --> 01:15:28,736 All right, man. You wanna get real? 1748 01:15:29,113 --> 01:15:30,820 You wanna get real for the cameras, let's get real. 1749 01:15:30,822 --> 01:15:32,114 Hey, you guys getting this? 1750 01:15:32,116 --> 01:15:33,115 Yeah? Good. 1751 01:15:33,117 --> 01:15:35,200 Let's get real. Where were you born, Tommy? 1752 01:15:35,202 --> 01:15:37,535 No... Greg, that not part of scene. 1753 01:15:37,537 --> 01:15:39,036 No way. This is your idea. 1754 01:15:39,038 --> 01:15:40,916 Where you from? It's a simple question. 1755 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,252 - I'm from New Orleans. - New Orleans. 1756 01:15:45,254 --> 01:15:46,296 From the bayou. 1757 01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:48,254 You guys hear that? 1758 01:15:48,256 --> 01:15:51,424 This guy with this fucking accent is from the bayou. 1759 01:15:51,426 --> 01:15:52,258 Greg. 1760 01:15:52,260 --> 01:15:53,718 Hey, you want an easier question... 1761 01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:55,803 Let's see, where does the money come from? Huh? 1762 01:15:55,805 --> 01:15:58,013 Greg, stop. This on camera. 1763 01:15:58,015 --> 01:16:00,642 I know it's on camera. Just like you want it. 1764 01:16:00,644 --> 01:16:02,312 All right. Just tell me this one thing. 1765 01:16:02,979 --> 01:16:04,522 How old are you? 1766 01:16:08,943 --> 01:16:10,696 - I'm your age, Greg. - You're my age? 1767 01:16:11,238 --> 01:16:12,570 You're my age? 1768 01:16:12,572 --> 01:16:14,822 - I'm just your friend. - When were you born? 1769 01:16:14,824 --> 01:16:16,365 - What year, Tommy? - Same year as you. 1770 01:16:16,367 --> 01:16:18,826 Same year as me? There is no fucking way 1771 01:16:18,828 --> 01:16:20,161 you're in your 20s, all right? 1772 01:16:20,163 --> 01:16:21,829 You are a fucking villain. 1773 01:16:21,831 --> 01:16:23,289 Fucking Frankenstein looking motherfucker. 1774 01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:24,209 I'm not villain! 1775 01:16:28,671 --> 01:16:31,382 I believed in you, man. I trusted you! For what? 1776 01:16:31,966 --> 01:16:32,843 Greg. 1777 01:16:33,969 --> 01:16:35,177 I gave you everything. 1778 01:16:35,179 --> 01:16:37,846 Are you fucking... You ruined everything! 1779 01:16:37,848 --> 01:16:38,724 Greg. 1780 01:16:40,516 --> 01:16:41,852 You owe me your life. 1781 01:16:42,310 --> 01:16:44,020 Man, I don't owe you shit anymore. 1782 01:16:45,522 --> 01:16:47,565 All right, and this movie better be fucking awesome. 1783 01:16:48,358 --> 01:16:49,193 It will be awesome. 1784 01:16:51,361 --> 01:16:52,488 Cut it. Cut it. 1785 01:16:53,781 --> 01:16:54,698 Movie over. 1786 01:17:05,041 --> 01:17:08,250 Why am I trying to become what I don't wanna be? 1787 01:17:08,252 --> 01:17:10,837 What am I doing in an office making 1788 01:17:10,839 --> 01:17:14,633 a contemptuous begging fool of myself, 1789 01:17:14,635 --> 01:17:16,967 when all I want is out there? 1790 01:17:16,969 --> 01:17:19,845 Honey, I am so excited to come see your play. 1791 01:17:19,847 --> 01:17:22,388 See? Acting doesn't have to be big movies. 1792 01:17:22,390 --> 01:17:23,891 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 1793 01:17:23,893 --> 01:17:25,391 It's probably better if no one even sees 1794 01:17:25,393 --> 01:17:27,310 that thing you did with Tommy, right? 1795 01:17:27,312 --> 01:17:28,772 I mean, come on, that thing can't be good. 1796 01:17:36,238 --> 01:17:38,198 Greg? Greg? 1797 01:18:13,526 --> 01:18:14,650 Hey, good show, guys. 1798 01:18:14,652 --> 01:18:16,193 - That was fun tonight, right? - Good job. 1799 01:18:16,195 --> 01:18:17,155 All right, see you tomorrow. 1800 01:18:30,418 --> 01:18:31,419 Baby Face. 1801 01:18:32,961 --> 01:18:33,920 You stalking me now? 1802 01:18:36,256 --> 01:18:37,842 You're not that hard to find. 1803 01:18:40,969 --> 01:18:42,763 - You watch the show? - No. 1804 01:18:43,598 --> 01:18:44,974 You know I don't like comedy. 1805 01:18:45,808 --> 01:18:46,809 So how Amber? 1806 01:18:48,478 --> 01:18:49,312 I don't know. 1807 01:18:49,896 --> 01:18:52,148 She moved to Austin. Didn't work out. 1808 01:18:52,982 --> 01:18:55,610 - I'm sorry to hear this. - Yeah... 1809 01:18:57,152 --> 01:18:59,446 That why you came here, Tommy? You wanted to talk about Amber? 1810 01:19:00,113 --> 01:19:02,532 No. You didn't RSVP. 1811 01:19:03,617 --> 01:19:04,994 Yeah. I'm not coming. 1812 01:19:06,995 --> 01:19:10,331 And... Honestly, maybe... 1813 01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:13,292 Maybe you shouldn't have a premiere at all. 1814 01:19:13,294 --> 01:19:14,170 Greg. 1815 01:19:15,295 --> 01:19:16,379 We made pact. 1816 01:19:16,923 --> 01:19:17,799 Remember? 1817 01:19:18,633 --> 01:19:20,802 To never lose sight of our dream. 1818 01:19:21,094 --> 01:19:24,055 On Friday, they premiere our movie. 1819 01:19:25,180 --> 01:19:26,640 Our movie, Greg. 1820 01:19:27,183 --> 01:19:28,518 In real life theater. 1821 01:19:29,018 --> 01:19:30,228 I know you don't like me anymore. 1822 01:19:30,603 --> 01:19:31,813 So don't do it for me. 1823 01:19:32,687 --> 01:19:33,980 Do it for you, Greg. 1824 01:19:34,523 --> 01:19:37,192 You finally get to see yourself on big screen. 1825 01:19:38,318 --> 01:19:39,861 This was your dream too, Greg. 1826 01:20:01,884 --> 01:20:03,678 What the fuck am I doing? 1827 01:20:06,638 --> 01:20:09,433 - Can you believe it? - I can't, no. 1828 01:20:12,728 --> 01:20:13,855 Here, this for you. 1829 01:20:14,397 --> 01:20:15,311 No, you can, you can keep that. 1830 01:20:15,313 --> 01:20:17,730 No, don't worry. I made boxes of them. 1831 01:20:17,732 --> 01:20:18,733 Okay. 1832 01:20:28,076 --> 01:20:29,244 You think Sandy be there? 1833 01:20:29,995 --> 01:20:30,912 I don't know. 1834 01:20:36,585 --> 01:20:38,086 Holy shit, is this for us? 1835 01:20:39,504 --> 01:20:40,756 Yeah, this for us. 1836 01:20:41,089 --> 01:20:42,213 Driver, slow down. 1837 01:20:42,215 --> 01:20:43,841 Did you get a fucking spotlight? 1838 01:20:43,843 --> 01:20:46,217 Yeah, this real Hollywood premiere, Greg. 1839 01:20:46,219 --> 01:20:49,262 Raphael, Sandy, Juliette. Everyone's there... 1840 01:20:49,264 --> 01:20:51,097 Go, driver, go. Keep going. 1841 01:20:51,099 --> 01:20:52,934 - Go, go, go. Keep going. - Tommy, what... 1842 01:20:56,272 --> 01:20:58,646 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tommy Wiseau. 1843 01:20:58,648 --> 01:21:00,149 - That was fucking weird. - Yep. 1844 01:21:00,151 --> 01:21:02,525 At this point, it would be fucking weird 1845 01:21:02,527 --> 01:21:05,195 if he didn't do something that was fucking weird. 1846 01:21:05,197 --> 01:21:07,114 Tommy, what the fuck are we doing? 1847 01:21:07,116 --> 01:21:09,949 What, we gotta build anticipation. 1848 01:21:09,951 --> 01:21:12,954 There not enough people. 1849 01:21:15,124 --> 01:21:16,125 Yep. 1850 01:21:17,375 --> 01:21:19,709 Greg, we are stars of the movie. We can't be first ones there. 1851 01:21:19,711 --> 01:21:22,005 - You're right. You're right. - There not enough people. 1852 01:21:22,799 --> 01:21:23,800 Just trust me. 1853 01:21:29,138 --> 01:21:30,473 - He's back? - Over there! 1854 01:21:36,812 --> 01:21:38,647 Tommy, come on. We're gonna do this, yeah? 1855 01:21:39,607 --> 01:21:40,483 It's time. 1856 01:21:41,651 --> 01:21:42,775 He's not gonna get out of the car. 1857 01:21:42,777 --> 01:21:43,694 The fuck is happening? 1858 01:21:44,653 --> 01:21:46,113 Tommy, come on, let's do this. 1859 01:21:47,447 --> 01:21:48,323 You ready? 1860 01:21:49,450 --> 01:21:50,326 Okay. 1861 01:21:51,827 --> 01:21:52,954 Hey, everyone. 1862 01:21:53,411 --> 01:21:55,328 Sorry I late. Traffic crazy. 1863 01:21:55,330 --> 01:21:57,999 Well, let's go. Let's do it. No one be nervous. Come on. 1864 01:21:58,459 --> 01:22:00,503 Let's go. Let's do it. 1865 01:22:01,504 --> 01:22:02,796 Come on, Greg. 1866 01:22:03,505 --> 01:22:05,965 Very first premiere. You excited? 1867 01:22:05,967 --> 01:22:11,928 Yeah, Tommy. Sure. 1868 01:22:11,930 --> 01:22:12,807 Hi. 1869 01:22:15,351 --> 01:22:17,935 Wow. This is a day I never thought would come. 1870 01:22:17,937 --> 01:22:19,689 This is a pretty good turnout, I gotta say. 1871 01:22:24,443 --> 01:22:25,861 Wow. So many people. 1872 01:22:27,028 --> 01:22:27,905 Yeah. 1873 01:22:28,697 --> 01:22:29,698 Yeah, it's packed. 1874 01:22:32,201 --> 01:22:33,870 Hey, you played Chris R, right? 1875 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:35,204 - Yeah. - Oh. 1876 01:22:36,371 --> 01:22:37,704 I didn't recognize you without the beanie. And the beard. 1877 01:22:37,706 --> 01:22:39,040 - Oh. Yeah. - Yeah. 1878 01:22:39,375 --> 01:22:41,292 I play the psychologist. Peter. 1879 01:22:41,294 --> 01:22:42,879 - I'm in this too. - Oh, cool, man. 1880 01:22:43,463 --> 01:22:45,378 I feel like I'm a little overdressed. 1881 01:22:45,380 --> 01:22:46,463 No. 1882 01:22:46,465 --> 01:22:47,797 Are you kidding me? You're the star of the movie. 1883 01:22:47,799 --> 01:22:48,717 If I could have your attention. 1884 01:22:49,844 --> 01:22:54,053 Please welcome the writer, director, producer, and star 1885 01:22:54,055 --> 01:22:56,556 of tonight's extravaganza. 1886 01:22:56,558 --> 01:22:59,642 His name is Mr. Tommy Wiseau. 1887 01:23:14,326 --> 01:23:15,952 This my movie. 1888 01:23:17,162 --> 01:23:18,246 And this my life. 1889 01:23:18,915 --> 01:23:19,874 Uh... 1890 01:23:21,209 --> 01:23:22,460 Okay. Be cool. 1891 01:23:29,092 --> 01:23:30,093 I'm so nervous. 1892 01:23:30,593 --> 01:23:32,053 Okay, let's begin. 1893 01:23:45,857 --> 01:23:48,777 - Two title cards. Great. - I have two logos. 1894 01:23:49,445 --> 01:23:50,860 I noticed. Yeah. 1895 01:24:04,376 --> 01:24:05,294 Hi, babe. 1896 01:24:09,631 --> 01:24:11,259 I have something for you. 1897 01:24:12,468 --> 01:24:14,512 - What is it? - Just a little something. 1898 01:24:23,062 --> 01:24:25,020 Johnny it's beautiful, thank you. 1899 01:24:25,022 --> 01:24:26,646 Wow. 1900 01:24:26,648 --> 01:24:28,316 You look so sexy Lisa. 1901 01:24:33,822 --> 01:24:34,823 Isn't it fabulous? 1902 01:24:35,241 --> 01:24:37,034 I would do anything for my girl. 1903 01:24:40,079 --> 01:24:41,205 Oh, hey, guys. 1904 01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:42,998 Oh, hi, Denny. 1905 01:24:47,461 --> 01:24:49,629 Wow. Look at you. 1906 01:24:50,505 --> 01:24:51,673 It's from Johnny. 1907 01:24:52,424 --> 01:24:54,341 Anything for my princess. 1908 01:24:54,343 --> 01:24:55,678 Okay, I'm ready. 1909 01:24:56,428 --> 01:24:57,427 This dress is so pretty. 1910 01:24:57,429 --> 01:24:59,262 I can't wait for you to get it off of me. 1911 01:24:59,264 --> 01:25:01,683 Okay. Oh, wow. 1912 01:25:13,446 --> 01:25:14,697 I just like to watch you guys. 1913 01:25:16,031 --> 01:25:18,867 - Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy. - I don't like this. 1914 01:25:19,535 --> 01:25:21,537 Two's great, but three's a crowd. 1915 01:25:22,871 --> 01:25:25,208 Fine. I have homework to do, anyway. 1916 01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:29,378 - Bye, lovebirds. - Bye, Denny. 1917 01:25:30,004 --> 01:25:32,381 I'm sorry. What's his relationship to you guys? 1918 01:25:37,135 --> 01:25:38,929 Oh, no. No, no, no. 1919 01:26:01,576 --> 01:26:03,535 - Hi. - Can I help you? 1920 01:26:03,537 --> 01:26:05,915 Yeah. Can I have a dozen red roses, please? 1921 01:26:06,249 --> 01:26:07,914 Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you. 1922 01:26:07,916 --> 01:26:09,419 Who doesn't recognize that guy? 1923 01:26:09,751 --> 01:26:11,795 - Here you go. - That's me. 1924 01:26:12,004 --> 01:26:13,712 - How much is it? - That'll be $18. 1925 01:26:13,714 --> 01:26:15,381 There you go. Keep the change. 1926 01:26:15,383 --> 01:26:16,297 Hi, doggie. 1927 01:26:16,299 --> 01:26:17,259 You're my favorite customer. 1928 01:26:18,052 --> 01:26:19,426 Thanks a lot. Bye. 1929 01:26:19,428 --> 01:26:21,096 Nobody wants to help me. 1930 01:26:21,430 --> 01:26:22,473 And I'm dying. 1931 01:26:23,723 --> 01:26:25,476 You're not dying, Mom. 1932 01:26:27,018 --> 01:26:29,146 I got the results of the test back. 1933 01:26:29,729 --> 01:26:32,273 I definitely have breast cancer. 1934 01:26:32,275 --> 01:26:34,986 It never comes back. I don't know why I say that. 1935 01:26:35,445 --> 01:26:38,028 Is it just me, or is this kinda bad? 1936 01:26:38,030 --> 01:26:39,240 Oh, yeah, it's bad. 1937 01:26:54,213 --> 01:26:55,798 It's still going? 1938 01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:03,013 Why, Lisa? Why, Lisa? Please talk to me, please! 1939 01:27:04,973 --> 01:27:08,100 You're part of my life. You're everything. 1940 01:27:08,102 --> 01:27:10,313 You are lying. I never hit you. 1941 01:27:10,646 --> 01:27:13,480 You are tearing me apart, Lisa! 1942 01:27:13,482 --> 01:27:15,524 Why are you so hysterical? 1943 01:27:15,526 --> 01:27:17,778 You understand why? Do you? 1944 01:27:23,659 --> 01:27:24,742 Where's my money? 1945 01:27:24,744 --> 01:27:26,661 Where's my fucking money, Denny? 1946 01:27:28,747 --> 01:27:32,125 You have no idea what kind of trouble you're in here, do you? 1947 01:27:32,501 --> 01:27:34,961 - I owe him some money. - What kind of money? 1948 01:27:35,504 --> 01:27:37,339 What kind of money? 1949 01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:41,052 - Go. - Go deep! 1950 01:27:44,597 --> 01:27:47,431 I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. 1951 01:27:47,433 --> 01:27:48,807 I did not hit her. 1952 01:27:48,809 --> 01:27:51,310 I did not! 1953 01:27:51,312 --> 01:27:52,352 Oh, hi, Mark. 1954 01:28:07,661 --> 01:28:10,370 - Don't worry about it, man. - Don't touch me, mother fucker. 1955 01:28:10,372 --> 01:28:11,038 Get out. 1956 01:28:11,040 --> 01:28:11,874 Stop it! 1957 01:28:14,794 --> 01:28:17,546 I'll kill you. I'll break every bone in your body. 1958 01:28:20,133 --> 01:28:22,760 Bastard! You betray me. You're not good. 1959 01:28:27,682 --> 01:28:28,596 If you'd keep your girl satisfied, 1960 01:28:28,598 --> 01:28:30,557 she wouldn't come to me! 1961 01:28:30,559 --> 01:28:31,686 Get outta my house. 1962 01:28:34,479 --> 01:28:35,855 You couldn't kill me if you tried. 1963 01:28:35,857 --> 01:28:38,399 It's not over. Everybody betray me. 1964 01:28:38,401 --> 01:28:40,236 I fed up with the world. 1965 01:28:47,242 --> 01:28:48,119 Hey, Tommy. 1966 01:28:49,327 --> 01:28:50,245 They hate it. 1967 01:28:51,914 --> 01:28:52,790 No. 1968 01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:56,711 No. They're... They're just laughing. 1969 01:28:56,919 --> 01:28:57,920 Yeah. They're laughing. 1970 01:28:58,379 --> 01:28:59,589 Laughing at me. 1971 01:29:01,924 --> 01:29:04,091 Maybe it's true, you know. Maybe everybody right. 1972 01:29:04,093 --> 01:29:07,511 Maybe I just big joke. Ha, ha. 1973 01:29:07,513 --> 01:29:08,389 No, Tommy... 1974 01:29:09,264 --> 01:29:11,222 I try to open my heart, show them my soul. 1975 01:29:11,224 --> 01:29:13,311 And... they just hate me. 1976 01:29:14,269 --> 01:29:15,646 Even you hate me, Greg. 1977 01:29:21,027 --> 01:29:22,278 Hey, hey, hey. 1978 01:29:23,780 --> 01:29:24,861 Listen to me, all right? 1979 01:29:24,863 --> 01:29:27,864 All right, that thing out there, that's your movie. 1980 01:29:27,866 --> 01:29:28,784 You made that. 1981 01:29:29,951 --> 01:29:31,620 All right, like you said, you did that all by yourself. 1982 01:29:32,037 --> 01:29:33,121 You know how special that is? 1983 01:29:33,455 --> 01:29:35,958 Hey. It's fucking incredible. 1984 01:29:36,625 --> 01:29:37,373 How many people can say they have 1985 01:29:37,375 --> 01:29:38,708 done something like that? 1986 01:29:38,710 --> 01:29:39,920 I don't know. 1987 01:29:40,463 --> 01:29:41,464 One thousand. 1988 01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:42,922 All right, and yeah. 1989 01:29:42,924 --> 01:29:45,298 Maybe it didn't turn out exactly as you hoped. 1990 01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:46,968 But just listen for a second. 1991 01:29:55,143 --> 01:29:56,353 Sound like they're laughing. 1992 01:29:57,897 --> 01:29:58,939 All right, come here. 1993 01:30:08,657 --> 01:30:09,991 Look how much fun they're having. 1994 01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:12,829 They fucking love it, man. 1995 01:30:17,165 --> 01:30:19,999 Why, Lisa? Why, why? 1996 01:30:26,008 --> 01:30:28,302 How often do you think Hitchcock got a response like this? 1997 01:30:30,012 --> 01:30:30,888 Never. 1998 01:31:04,964 --> 01:31:05,840 Greg... 1999 01:31:07,340 --> 01:31:08,383 Why you help me? 2000 01:31:11,470 --> 01:31:12,513 'Cause we're friends. 2001 01:31:14,848 --> 01:31:16,391 Why? 2002 01:31:16,893 --> 01:31:19,059 Why is this happening to me? Why? 2003 01:31:19,061 --> 01:31:20,563 Here we go. "Why?" 2004 01:31:22,564 --> 01:31:23,691 It's over. 2005 01:31:27,737 --> 01:31:28,780 God. 2006 01:31:30,031 --> 01:31:31,113 Do it! 2007 01:31:32,741 --> 01:31:36,077 Do it! Do it! 2008 01:32:00,018 --> 01:32:02,729 Tommy! 2009 01:32:05,232 --> 01:32:06,108 Get up there. Go, man. 2010 01:32:30,049 --> 01:32:31,008 Okay. 2011 01:32:32,093 --> 01:32:32,969 Wow. 2012 01:32:33,469 --> 01:32:35,638 I'm glad you liked my comedic movie. 2013 01:32:36,263 --> 01:32:38,014 Exactly how I intend it. 2014 01:32:40,058 --> 01:32:42,977 You know, I have vision for this movie. 2015 01:32:43,895 --> 01:32:44,812 But... 2016 01:32:46,313 --> 01:32:47,774 I never make this movie... 2017 01:32:48,984 --> 01:32:49,942 without my friend. 2018 01:32:50,735 --> 01:32:52,362 We followed our dream. 2019 01:32:54,655 --> 01:32:56,156 Come down here, Baby Face. 2020 01:32:59,994 --> 01:33:01,370 Come on, Baby Face! 2021 01:33:16,511 --> 01:33:19,638 I never be able to make this movie without my best friend. 2022 01:33:20,682 --> 01:33:22,058 We do it together. 2023 01:33:22,642 --> 01:33:24,519 Okay. The Room! 2024 01:34:06,727 --> 01:34:07,603 Okay. 2025 01:35:01,031 --> 01:35:02,991 - Hi. - Can I help you? 2026 01:35:02,993 --> 01:35:05,454 Yeah. Can I have a dozen red roses, please? 2027 01:35:05,744 --> 01:35:07,329 Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you. 2028 01:35:08,123 --> 01:35:10,625 Everything goes wrong at once. 2029 01:35:10,792 --> 01:35:12,876 Nobody wants to help me. 2030 01:35:12,878 --> 01:35:14,170 And I'm dying. 2031 01:35:36,651 --> 01:35:38,612 Stop, no, stop. 2032 01:35:42,574 --> 01:35:43,825 I can't talk right now. 2033 01:35:44,159 --> 01:35:48,330 Why, Lisa, why, Lisa? Please talk to me. Please. 2034 01:35:48,996 --> 01:35:50,330 You're part of my life. 2035 01:35:50,332 --> 01:35:53,752 You're everything. I could not go on without you, Lisa. 2036 01:35:58,839 --> 01:36:01,008 I mean, the candles. 2037 01:36:01,676 --> 01:36:02,843 The music. 2038 01:36:03,512 --> 01:36:06,807 The sexy dress. I mean, what's going on here? 2039 01:36:07,432 --> 01:36:09,184 You're not dying, Mom. 2040 01:36:09,517 --> 01:36:11,850 I got the results of the test back. 2041 01:36:11,852 --> 01:36:14,813 I definitely have breast cancer. 2042 01:36:14,815 --> 01:36:16,939 You have nice legs, Lisa. 2043 01:36:16,941 --> 01:36:19,485 You have nice pecs. 2044 01:36:21,154 --> 01:36:26,200 I'm tired. I'm wasted. I love you, darling. 2045 01:36:26,700 --> 01:36:28,203 Come on, make love to me. 2046 01:36:28,619 --> 01:36:31,705 Come on, you owe me one. 2047 01:36:34,834 --> 01:36:36,210 I love you, Lisa. 2048 01:36:36,878 --> 01:36:37,838 - Go. - Go deep! 2049 01:36:43,468 --> 01:36:45,342 Gee, Peter, you're clumsy. 2050 01:36:45,344 --> 01:36:48,722 That's it, I'm done. Good idea, Denny. 2051 01:36:53,853 --> 01:36:56,856 I like you. Very much. 2052 01:36:57,566 --> 01:36:59,734 Lover boy. 2053 01:37:00,360 --> 01:37:01,902 What are you doing this for? 2054 01:37:03,571 --> 01:37:04,572 What's the matter? 2055 01:37:05,906 --> 01:37:06,908 Don't you like me? 2056 01:37:08,493 --> 01:37:09,535 I'm your girl. 2057 01:37:15,834 --> 01:37:18,001 Johnny's my best friend. 2058 01:37:18,003 --> 01:37:20,088 Right. You're getting married next month, come on. 2059 01:37:20,922 --> 01:37:22,214 You're scaring me. 2060 01:37:22,716 --> 01:37:25,093 You are lying. I never hit you. 2061 01:37:25,427 --> 01:37:28,094 You are tearing me apart, Lisa! 2062 01:37:28,096 --> 01:37:29,804 Why are you so hysterical? 2063 01:37:29,806 --> 01:37:31,475 Do you understand why? 2064 01:37:32,350 --> 01:37:33,267 Do you? 2065 01:37:40,107 --> 01:37:43,400 I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. 2066 01:37:43,402 --> 01:37:44,778 I did not hit her. 2067 01:37:44,780 --> 01:37:46,695 I did not! 2068 01:37:46,697 --> 01:37:48,238 Oh, hi, Mark. 2069 01:37:50,075 --> 01:37:51,617 ? This is the rhythm of the night ? 2070 01:37:51,619 --> 01:37:54,413 ? The night Oh, yeah ? 2071 01:37:55,624 --> 01:37:57,292 ? The rhythm of the night ? 2072 01:37:57,918 --> 01:38:00,003 ? This is the rhythm of my life ? 2073 01:38:00,795 --> 01:38:03,923 ? My life Oh, yeah ? 2074 01:38:04,883 --> 01:38:06,635 ? The rhythm of my life ? 2075 01:38:23,317 --> 01:38:25,945 ? You can put some joy up on my face ? 2076 01:38:27,114 --> 01:38:30,325 ? Oh, sunshine in an empty place ? 2077 01:38:31,493 --> 01:38:35,664 ? Take me too, turn to And babe I'll make you stay ? 2078 01:38:38,417 --> 01:38:40,877 ? Oh, I can ease you of your pain ? 2079 01:38:42,587 --> 01:38:45,048 ? Feel you give me love again ? 2080 01:38:46,466 --> 01:38:48,343 ? Round and round we go ? 2081 01:38:48,634 --> 01:38:50,678 ? Each time I hear you say ? 2082 01:38:52,012 --> 01:38:54,682 ? This is the rhythm of the night ? 2083 01:38:55,267 --> 01:38:58,228 ? The night Oh, yeah ? 2084 01:38:59,353 --> 01:39:01,021 ? The rhythm of the night ? 2085 01:39:01,690 --> 01:39:04,151 ? This is the rhythm of my life ? 2086 01:39:04,776 --> 01:39:07,571 ? My life Oh, yeah ? 2087 01:39:08,696 --> 01:39:10,364 ? The rhythm of my life ? 2088 01:39:27,173 --> 01:39:29,676 ? Won't you teach me how To love and learn ? 2089 01:39:31,052 --> 01:39:33,847 ? There'll be nothing left For me to yearn ? 2090 01:39:35,182 --> 01:39:39,352 ? Think of me and burn And let me hold your hand ? 2091 01:39:42,230 --> 01:39:44,607 ? I don't want to face The world in tears ? 2092 01:39:46,066 --> 01:39:49,069 ? Please think again I'm on my knees ? 2093 01:39:50,070 --> 01:39:54,283 ? Sing that song to me No reason to repent ? 2094 01:39:54,743 --> 01:39:55,744 ? I know you wanna say ? 2095 01:39:56,244 --> 01:39:58,246 ? This is the rhythm of the night ? 2096 01:39:59,164 --> 01:40:01,958 ? The night Oh, yeah ? 2097 01:40:03,209 --> 01:40:04,752 ? The rhythm of the night ? 2098 01:40:05,503 --> 01:40:07,922 ? This is the rhythm of my life ? 2099 01:40:08,507 --> 01:40:11,384 ? My life Oh, yeah ? 2100 01:40:12,593 --> 01:40:14,221 ? The rhythm of my life ? 2101 01:40:14,846 --> 01:40:17,139 ? This is the rhythm of the night ? 2102 01:40:17,932 --> 01:40:20,768 ? The night Oh, yeah ? 2103 01:40:22,020 --> 01:40:23,605 ? The rhythm of the night ? 2104 01:40:24,271 --> 01:40:26,607 ? This is the rhythm of my life ? 2105 01:40:27,275 --> 01:40:30,237 ? My life Oh, yeah ? 2106 01:40:31,279 --> 01:40:33,115 ? The rhythm of my life ? 2107 01:40:50,214 --> 01:40:53,968 ? This is the rhythm of the night ? 2108 01:40:59,641 --> 01:41:03,353 ? This is the rhythm of the night ? 2109 01:41:10,276 --> 01:41:13,821 ? Rhythm of the night ? 2110 01:41:18,743 --> 01:41:22,330 ? This is the rhythm of the night ? 2111 01:41:27,919 --> 01:41:30,172 ? This is the rhythm of the night ? 2112 01:41:31,005 --> 01:41:34,176 ? The night Oh, yeah ? 2113 01:41:35,009 --> 01:41:36,844 ? The rhythm of the night ? 2114 01:41:37,344 --> 01:41:39,681 ? This is the rhythm of my life ? 2115 01:41:40,347 --> 01:41:43,392 ? My life Oh, yeah ? 2116 01:41:44,477 --> 01:41:46,353 ? The rhythm of my life ? 2117 01:41:46,937 --> 01:41:49,065 ? This is the rhythm of the night ? 2118 01:41:49,857 --> 01:41:52,902 ? The night Oh, yeah ? 2119 01:41:53,861 --> 01:41:55,571 ? The rhythm of the night ? 2120 01:41:56,197 --> 01:41:58,365 ? This is the rhythm of my life ? 2121 01:41:59,034 --> 01:42:02,245 ? My life Oh, yeah ? 2122 01:42:03,370 --> 01:42:05,164 ? The rhythm of my life ? 2123 01:42:05,539 --> 01:42:07,750 ? This is the rhythm of the night ? 2124 01:42:08,459 --> 01:42:11,420 ? The night Oh, yeah ? 2125 01:42:12,713 --> 01:42:14,256 ? The rhythm of my life ? 2126 01:42:16,718 --> 01:42:19,221 ? This is the rhythm of the night ? 2127 01:42:21,972 --> 01:42:22,890 Hey, how you doing? 2128 01:42:23,850 --> 01:42:25,893 Hi. Yeah, I'm fine. Why you ask? 2129 01:42:26,352 --> 01:42:27,851 Why you standing against the wall? 2130 01:42:27,853 --> 01:42:31,064 Look, I'm just a guy leaning against wall, no big deal. 2131 01:42:31,066 --> 01:42:32,025 Why you so lonely? Tell me. 2132 01:42:33,235 --> 01:42:34,818 What, I'm just standing here alone. Don't mean I'm lonely. 2133 01:42:34,820 --> 01:42:35,904 You need help. I... I see it. 2134 01:42:36,195 --> 01:42:38,072 It's not pity party. This just party. 2135 01:42:38,405 --> 01:42:40,239 - You wanna go with me? - Go where? 2136 01:42:40,241 --> 01:42:41,075 My house. 2137 01:42:42,535 --> 01:42:43,992 I'm not going anywhere with you. 2138 01:42:43,994 --> 01:42:45,537 You think you have long hair, you own the world? 2139 01:42:45,539 --> 01:42:46,537 That's the idea? 2140 01:42:46,539 --> 01:42:48,124 I stop you. I stop you right there. 2141 01:42:48,749 --> 01:42:50,582 What is this accent? It sound familiar. 2142 01:42:50,584 --> 01:42:52,961 - You from New Orleans? - Yeah. So what? 2143 01:42:52,963 --> 01:42:54,461 - So what? - What parish? 2144 01:42:54,463 --> 01:42:56,296 - Chalmette. - I love New Orleans. 2145 01:42:56,298 --> 01:42:58,132 - You know where Chalmette? - Yeah. 2146 01:42:58,134 --> 01:42:59,093 Okay, cool. 2147 01:42:59,511 --> 01:43:00,553 You want a drink or something? 2148 01:43:01,053 --> 01:43:03,011 No. I'm not... I'm not thirsty either. 2149 01:43:03,013 --> 01:43:04,221 I just want to stand here. 2150 01:43:04,223 --> 01:43:06,099 What's your name? Tommy, right? 2151 01:43:06,101 --> 01:43:09,018 Yeah. My name Tommy with capital go away. 2152 01:43:09,020 --> 01:43:10,938 It's okay. Have a nice one. 2153 01:43:11,606 --> 01:43:12,983 - Okay? - Okay. 2154 01:43:13,191 --> 01:43:14,276 Okay. Bye. 2155 01:43:15,067 --> 01:43:15,944 'Kay. 2156 01:43:16,820 --> 01:43:18,278 People are very strange these day. 2157 01:43:18,280 --> 01:43:19,239 Oh, hi, Betty. 2158 01:43:21,199 --> 01:43:22,075 My God. 2159 01:43:24,910 --> 01:43:26,288 What these friends Greg have. 2160 01:43:26,290 --> 01:43:30,616 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by Ahmed74 2160 01:43:31,305 --> 01:43:37,303 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles 156038